Insane Wealth in Minecraft from killing Pirates!

So yesterday I was in a forest with jus St we were just smoking a blunt he was speaking something in Russian I don’t even know what he was saying and all of a sudden he said you’re bar you should play better Minecraft in perfect English

But I was really high so I didn’t really worry about it later that evening I went to curis forge and played better Minecraft what we do here is go back back back back back back back Back I see a ship oh I see two ships well two ships are better than one I see some pillagers on the map that’s probably the ship okay I’m going to go there and beat their asses then they’re not going to be able to walk after the ass clapping that

I’m about to give them they are not ready for it let’s just um skip the part where I get tools in progress all right we got blue sand what is this blue sand yeah who I guess I’m guessing yeah this is pink sand all right cool all right let’s go to that

Ship over there oh there’s a temple in the water oh there’s something down here wait there’s a chest I have to go get that just real quick okay that’s pretty good okay there’s iron as well but I can’t get that right now I’m going to drown to

Death all right I see pillagers that’s great all right achievement you are a pirate don’t mind my name it’s nothing oh no to be a little bit more careful there just spawner right here it’s a oh that’s a Vindicator spawner all right oh right they actually do a lot of damage

God damn okay they might actually kill me Oh no I got poison oh my come on why did it [ __ ] me so bad okay I died there but that charm of life saved my life God damn okay there’s diamonds okay and there’s also some IR Armor All right I’ll take that okay

They’re both Unbreaking I’ll take both all right we’re okay I guess these poers really hurt we have to be careful what if I just dig a hole like here and then hit them while they can’t hit me what if I just dig a hole like here and then

Then uh okay I found a little bunker right here with some good stuff I wouldn’t say good stuff actually it’s kind of trash all right we got some rope I don’t know what we can use that for okay if I just do that this is a Tactic okay I need some food to regenerate I’m going to die 21 bread should keep me alive for now where are the pillagers there are the pillagers and I’m [ __ ] dead oh great now all my stuff is over there all right they whooped my ass [ __ ]

Might as well just try to see if there’s anything here D this is so useless I hate better Minecraft it’s not better it’s worse oh my God drown but a trident and he has armor he probably came for that thing oh God I come in peace not

Really I just killed your men oh it’s my corpse yay pillagers are there what the [ __ ] dude there’s there’s a v what the f dude okay I didn’t know there’s an evoker as well think I lost my stuff there’s no poting in the back I’m going

To fail oh yeah and it’s also almost night time this is a perfect start take that probably shouldn’t have set to Hard Mode cuz now everything’s going to bul those me there’s probably some unexplainable creatures in the night let’s just try to get our stuff back there’s a shipwreck over there okay come

Here oh okay I killed them oh there’s a skeleton here as well thank thank you very much so yeah welcome to better Minecraft everybody oh no there’s a TR okay there’s Vex is there now yeah that’s crazy I forgot I was in the VC I’m recording a video right now

J is everywhere a no hold on my name is B blade hello oh my God he’s about to shoot me what what is die never mind I failed that let’s take a look all right goodbye jentis um sorry about that [ __ ] let’s just get this stuff for my corpse let’s just continue like

Nothing ever happen we got rabid scrap I’m assuming we got these from the villagers I mean the pillagers [ __ ] what if I just oh easy oh you just shot him if I just do this they’ll just end up shooting each other what’s the tactic oh no all right

Yeah I’m near death them this is a great start I mean yeah we got iron armor but God damn is this really worth it though make this quick oh no all right maybe I’m the one who’s receiving the ass whoopings oh no not the loot I need the

Loot give me the loot oh God right okay oh there’s more at the back of the ship [ __ ] I think we can okay they shoot from all the way over here God damn what if I set set on fire somehow oh I think I got an idea now we

Just wait a little bit and we should be good oh there’s a little place here oh there’s chests oh okay eight diamonds turkey five iron we got full iron I see why they were protecting us soone Jesus this is some good stuff this is some

Good [ __ ] I mean I guess it was worth it if you ask me all right full iron wait where are they oh there they are no okay time to set this on fire on fire as it should be let’s try not to set ourselves on fire like that God damn

All right oh no the rain no the rain is going to stop the fire I hate rain God damn it I usually like rain but not this time all right easy just got full diamond tools I mean better Minecraft so easy sharpness three okay that’s better than dinosaur I’m going to take that

That ship is next oh no my dead body why does it not have a face that’s even worse we definitely smash though Dam why am I saying these things wait hold on we can make a shield and then we’re going to combine it with the purple better and

Now we have a cool ass Shield there we go look really cool can you make a sleeping bag oh you can okay we want to drown the TRS there they are good old friends ow wait they actually hurt he’s still shooting at me oh yeah and the

Bow’s still burning so I guess that’s a plus oh God what is this oh there’s a spawner oh it spawns vindicators glad I destroy that just put some things don’t in here your Shield has a cool down oh my God that’s so BS no I can’t spam my Shield

Anymore okay that’s breaking this is PR yeah I’m going to take that that’s good I’m going to swap it actually oh never mind this is actually even better ooh more Diamond how nice of you what can you do with ravage scraps can you make something out of it you can make weapons

Out of it oh you combine iron and ravage scrap hold on I can do that there we go we can make five of them oh ravaged Hammer okay that does a lot of damage I can actually make that hold on hold your horses everybody all right let’s just

Light this on fire then oh I see another ship there’s just so much ships so unlucky so unlucky dude so unlucky for the ships not me I’m actually very lucky I just love seeing it burn that’s just so satisfying all right next ship this is a bigger one oh

My God okay I don’t think he saw me all right he just disappeared oh no there’s spawners and spawn Dolphins okay oh oh no what the okay that’s not good they’re just sinking now dude all that I did in this video is just P ships look at that ship just

Destroyed that just brings a smile to my face oh a spawner let me break that real quick flint and steel thanks for that oh I see some bad guys over there oh no he sees me oh he has 80 Health dude no match for my what is this ravaged Hammer yeah

Okay all right I guess there’s a lot of hidden spawners here oh more diamonds thanks for that oh you shouldn’t have now they’re just shooting each other all right hey there’s a lot of chests here I’ll take apples yeah I’m going to make golden apples out of it

Bro there’s ender eyes what the hell dude what power okay yeah I’m will take the power oh channeling I don’t know if I’m ever going to get trid but [ __ ] I’ll take it just another chest for me thank you very much for that this is why you

Should become a pirate just don’t mind this scurvy and just be rich it’s easy we have more golden apples than food this is how rich we are oh God oh God oh that’s that’s so evil oh he will not know where hit him there we go let’s just turn all this

Into blocks 21 blocks Dam I’m so fat and Rich Let’s just eat a golden apple for the heck of it we’re kind of low anyway that’s just an excuse to eat it but you Know hello welcome to the party everybody dude this guy is so annoying I’m all right I think it’s time to do the deed yeah there’s some TNT at place just to destroy a little extra there we go that should do it I enable shaders it actually looks good I’m going to keep it

Like this there’s one problem though we don’t have any food and I’m actually like half health I don’t have anything to eat besides golden apples I found land let’s go okay I actually need food it’s not even funny oh look at that it’s another ship over

There what the hell you shot the raccoon what the hell need to get some food and try not to kill ourselves while doing it should I get that ship over there I mean might as well I just came for the stuff okay I’m going to leave now now just burn it there we

Go my job is done here I’m going to go now I’m going to go now bye all right just set that on fire and we’re done here oh they add a snakes to Minecraft let’s go that’s actually kind of cool though oh okay I’m sorry bro oh

I killed a fly it dropped a maggot which I’m going to eat now yummy tast is great I hear piglins what the hell hi what’s good okay what have I just run into what is this it’s a pigin village in the Overworld that’s great oh another one is here why is this

One the cow bro only in better Minecraft will you find [ __ ] like this oh hidden barrel oh that’s not what I wanted this Village is pretty chill aside from piglins it’s actually pretty chill you know what I’m going to go ahead and sleep up here I think that’s the whole

Village dude okay did you do some damage oh wait wait smithing table wait that’s mine now I love these naturally generate Bridges they’re just so convenient like how did they know that I want to cross this oh holy Shiten Jackie a cur have your and eat it baby it’s your birthday girl you know what I want let me do it to you do it to you let me do you like baby girl you know what I want