Insane Zombie Hunting in Minecraft!

Underground like where nearby uh it was no not really we we ventured out a little bit and found a cave and then did it you should mind the explore the cave underneath my my house more you’re homeless Jack you don’t have a homech that’s true mean I kind of live

Here at this the main like the main like the base that be all made together right now I can make you a iron golem bro here I’ll put the ingredients in your chest there you go it’s in the bottom one Jack I know you didn’t ask but I [ __ ] my pants

D you have two stacks of iron dude hell yeah oh my God I look at that Sky Bridge holy [ __ ] see the sky Bridge you made I know I made it dude look at the you have Cobblestone you can give me um need more Cobblestone there’s some

There’s some at my base if you want to meet me there yeah wait I need to Let’s warp dome right that’s the warp yep that’s it get domed baby Jason Attack on Titan is over it’s over it’s all lre now I can’t believe it can you believe it yeah it’s done were you

Satisfied with the ending yeah it’s okay it’s okay I I I liked it I like did it feel a little underwhelming for like how yeah just a little yeah I’m just happy that it’s finally done you know yeah I get you like holy [ __ ] it’s been

Going on since we were in high in high school man since before that actually yeah before that that’s true [ __ ] yeah I remember uh in freshman year in high school you and Michael boin would talk about that show and I really yeah and I I remember i’ would be like ew [ __ ] anime

And Anime is the greatest oh whoops I don’t have uh space in my inventory what the [ __ ] get out of here all right so what is the we let me um I’m I’m making like a little chest room for my base because there’s just so much [ __ ]

Um after that after that I will uh I don’t know let me just I don’t know what what do you guys want to do doing your I want more diamonds even more oh yeah Jason wait take uh take a bunch of those diamonds for yourself

Okay yeah take as take as many of those as you want take like 30 of them are you and Jason together or [ __ ] what what you call me are you guys living together duh we have for like three years bro are you [ __ ] stupid know in Minecraft oh yeah I’m borrowing his Dome

Depot yeah when I to like the forest house it’s so funny live there want to live there well I mean we can we can still make something out of that you know I just kind of wanted to make my own separate space yeah yeah feel

It yeah I want to make my well I just like I want to build my house like that biome is so cool I love I want to live on top of that awesome cave Ravine oh yeah all right all right I’m on my way back oh man my Dome Dude Looks [ __ ] crazy

I can still hear zombies are you kidding me H that’s so annoying all right low key I want a better bow I’m mining over to where these zombies are and I’m going to kill them they’re right around here I found them I finally found them it’s right below my base

God damn it it was in some hidden spot what the [ __ ] is this dude Jason teleport to me look look this is this was literally right below my base the whole time this is where the zombies were [ __ ] so are we going to fill it up or

What if you if we want to I I don’t know we don’t have to it’s lit up now so nothing else is going to spawn okay heue hey Jack is it okay if I call you haue the [ __ ] is that you’re you’re my little Hague Jack what the

[ __ ] hey what the hell do that mean it’s you holy all right now actually I’m GNA chop this down this is going to be my chest wood where the [ __ ] am I man oh I lo I I sort of you are you still in the cave yes oh get I I’ve locked you

Into it like there’s no way out why’ you mine that tree you fat [ __ ] because I needed wood I needed wood you took I need I need the Lo the logs bro oh [ __ ] my bad found iron in the cave that underneath your base is that is that all

You collected balls yeah seven I only got seven really huh okay guess it wasn’t that much all right I’m in to you holy [ __ ] you a stack IR of diamonds Dions play one of the S tier songs there we go all right um if you guys get uh saplings from this tree put put them right here in a in a 2 by two what tree the one that’s dissipating right there then where the one I just chopped down you

See all these leaves where do you want them uh here it’s like in the 2 by two here hey thanks perfect got just enough okay now I’m going to put farming stuff farming stuff and MOB drops in a can you read that for me Jack hey Z what do the hell do that

Mean want a sweeping Edge Diamond Sword I just told you what it meant Jack did you read that Jack no open the chat what do you mean no that’s racist okay now what do you think I I mean when I say you’re a haue oh my God oh my

God Jack are you a Hau no oh okay my bad I’m Asian so I can’t see p i guys are chaotic holy [ __ ] oh okay mob drops wait then oh hey I mined a couple of coals down there oh cool that’s [ __ ] dope where can I deposit this coal uh

Put it in here we look put it in this top chest right here this is where this is where all the materials will go I’m not going to get any of that until you just drop the whole thing all right thanks Chief I’m not done [ __ ] Jack I can hear your stuff on

That yeah okay that’s all of it mob actually should I put M I guess I’ll put mob drops here or should I or shall I ohow [ __ ] all right what’s our next project here big way uh yeah yeah Uh just putting all this stuff away okay this is this is nice um do we have any juice in the fridge I’m [ __ ] craving [ __ ] yeah I get I get the juice craving sometimes way I put that in the wrong chest [ __ ] uh no we don’t I’m gonna go shopping tomorrow though

Where you where do you guys where do you guys go shopping Kmart K Kmart when in the near Kmart is probably somewhere in [Laughter] Oakland I don’t even know what Kart CS it’s it’s pretty much a safe way ah it’s like Target no like a Target yeah it’s

Like a Target I see they s like everything wonder how this K went out of business like I’m not I have no idea there we go okay if we’re not doing any major projects I kind of want to Trophy push in Clash of Clans now we’ll do we’ll do some stuff

Here uh okay what do you guys feel like doing any I’m I’m up for anything I don’t know let’s go explore then oh yeah let’s go to the nether let’s get dude let’s get um netherite oh wait here I don’t need this here oh yeah in this oh [ __ ] I have corn

Flowers okay put those in the flower chest I have another name tag actually no you don’t need it unless you need it do you need a name name tag oh I low key need a actually never mind you can have it where where do I put the uh

Redstone you can just throw you can throw stuff in the random chest here or put it in the yeah that chest right there okay I’m ready to go all right my a chest and I’ll come do I have any wait I want how do you make an iron

Golem it’s it’s how many it’s isn’t it four blocks of iron oh [ __ ] I didn’t mean to yeah it is four blocks of iron oh [ __ ] need one more ke then the pumpk on top you should have four oh dude Str how do I make a bow

Again oh I got rid of come up come to old house we have lots of bows there what do I just TP to you jack yeah so you’re home here like no I’m good we get lots of bows in the chests wait can the Sheep get out if I oh [ __ ] power two

[ __ ] [ __ ] sheep oh I don’t have lapis one of these chests it’s in one of these chests what lapis yeah what is a smiting template oh yeah I don’t know what those are those are new oh smithing template my bad oh son of a [ __ ] all right whatever I’ll just take can

You make arrows what you call me can you make arrows oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that’s what I needed I only have 12 arrows Jason have you been hearing the sirens all night I just heard some right now what do you think’s going on no idea CL ask them that’s a great

Idea yo yo dog what’s up oh that’s good how do I make um arrows oh I need feathers right yeah you need feathers I just got a bunch of feathers right bro okay I need to jack I can hear your stuff yes turn that [ __ ] down no one wants to hear it

Um Ronan what oh the nether Portal’s right here yeah who dude Jack you made this place look hella nice well you guys did most of the work I didn’t really do [ __ ] how would I fart in your [ __ ] face yeah Jack I have Cobblestone if you

Want it yeah let me put in the F how about I make a XP SL Arrow farm with that skeleton trap unless you already destroyed unless that was the one you destroyed Ronin what did you destroy the skeleton spawner that we talked about earlier I forgot skeleton spawner no that that one

Should be I think there’s one still around uh what’s the warp for it called I don’t know you can you can check like a list of all of the spawners warp sket no check like a warp list or something many warps it’s all good okay chest area this builds

Up all right can we go to the nether or wait can me me get that cobblestone uh here you can use uh can you use Cobble deep slate Jack oh I want regular Cobblestone [ __ ] that okay here yeah give the man what he wants wait what are you do what are you

Using it for like building okay here you go that’s that’s all I got I think all right let’s go slash you guys can do slash home wait actually hang on first I’m G there Dam no more saplings no [ __ ] no [ __ ] no [ __ ] oh I need to make uh I actually

Need some more tools okay okay there we go I just had to make some more iron tools all right I’m ready okay let me go back to the F furnaces did you did you finish looting the Bastion Jack no we should go back there and finish that let’s do it

I don’t know where it is though it’s like near the spawn come back to this NE portal okay it was raining I like how I’m protected by the sound of the rain if you’re in the middle of the Dome that’s weird oh my God the Thunder’s loud oh wait all right hey

I’m taking some of these ender pearls actually no I’m leaving them there there’s no point in taking those got bows I got almost a stack of arrows um my Armor All Set FES I have a fortune pickaxe bunch of iron tools yeah I’m ready yeah we need to get more coal at some

Point only have a stack I have some at my base if you want to borrow some of it you can just restocking the furnaces with coal taking some of your lapis ooh fortune 3 on an axe that’s weird wait actually hey Jack um I I have the ability to make a

Fortune 3 pickaxe should I make another Diamond one yeah where’s your diamonds at okay was fortune 3 the max yeah hang on I’ll I’ll diamonds it’s okay I’ll use my own I got plenty hey Z the max yep oh I have Fortune Too get see make the um you get [ __ ]

Dude okay I got a god tier pickaxe efficiency 4 fortune 3 Unbreaking three who wants it I’ll take it all right I got two phones for and then let me see what else I got here holy [ __ ] mine’s [ __ ] oh I can make it I can

Make a fortune 2 pickaxe should I do that on the um on one sure Jason do you Jason do you want a god pickaxe I already got a fore pick a diamond pick okay wait hang on I’m going to make Jason one yeah wait for your turn haue

It’s going to be Fortune 2 that’s the only thing there already is one there’s already one in the chest you got my old pick it has it has um oh okay efficiency Unbreaking Fortune 2 Fortune 2 Unbreaking three you can have that one you get my old one you got Getsu no

[ __ ] [ __ ] okay we ready I’m ready oh we need more I make we need make some more torches I want to make we got we need hella Torches all right well in that case I’m gonna see if I can enchant my armor um Thorns two Unbreaking three it’s just a bunch of Unbreaking [ __ ] I guess I’ll get Thorns too okay got blast protection four Thorns two on my diamond chest plate that’s not

Bad I wait till I get more levels what does Aqua Affinity do I don’t know water okay and [ __ ] no [ __ ] a [ __ ] all right I’m going wait I need food I just realized do you guys have a fair deal of food yes oh there’s steak in here I’ll just

Take the steak I’ll give you steak later Jack to replace place that if you desire okay I’m ready I’m going in my diamond armor go let go to Nether let’s go to the vagina of Minecraft and bring the oh let me get the fun steel I’m killing hella Enderman I

Already got four ender pearls nice [ __ ] him up you see Jo Joan posted a video of him playing violin I don’t have him on Snapchat I know oh man you you should keep him on Snapchat his stories are very entertaining um feel as though I feel as though my brain is

Better without seeing what that guy is up to all the time fair enough oh God the [ __ ] there’s two nether portal why is there two Nether Portals one in front right in front of each other what the [ __ ] I don’t know man did you see this

Like where we spawn the [ __ ] is going on do you guys start making nether pear or some [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] no I just went through the usual one think I found a way to the Bastion though on other way to the Bastion it’s

I kinda if I flew around I found it no don’t don’t do that fly there we go okay I got to be careful fighting these guys they are powerful I’m take that oh oh my God that was scary a oh one little glowstone what the hell that’s weird oh I found Soul

Sand that’s that’s awesome dude collect some of that that’s so you grow the nether Ward on that’s cool heue is it though I got dig I got ass what you want man I need to set a warp like away from this basic ass Nether biome just everywhere it’s all green forest

Oh I smell fire it’s like two Nether Portals right next to each other it’s so weird hey made it out there’s hell fire here Welcome to Hell oh dude I think I found the Bastion although I think this is a new one oh [ __ ] another one I’m I’m setting

A warp hang on set warp Bastion Bastion okay you guys can teleport to uh the Bastion if you want to yeah I’m just there’s two oh my God thiss [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude yeah I think this is a new one this is scary I want to see other

Nether portal goes I found it’s like right next to the the one the original one oh it’s what the [ __ ] they go to the exact same space this is [ __ ] oh my God they go to the same spot this is so stupid uh I can hear them all around me all around me are [ __ ] retards holy [ __ ] Jack you scared the [ __ ] out of me hey why are you wearing your your diamond armor cuz it’s not fully Enchanted yet

Oh also right away very close to being level 30 I’m just using him regular when do we get inside this thing I’ll put the Torches down you you mine ooh gilded Black Stone okay I might have not made enough pickaxes for this oh wait am I in hang

On where are you going like what are you trying to do why you mining down oh we’re in yeah we’re in oh [ __ ] oh there’s piglins over there so I think we um we’re not inside the Bastion anymore I do wonder what this guilded stff let’s go up let’s go up the the

Stairs here oh is it just ends what the [ __ ] it just ends dude it’s stupid well I heard a bunch of piglins around so there’s something around here Absol what’s this Cave thing what the [ __ ] is this oh just and oh dude dude I I found it hang on oh

God oh there’s some gold don’t mind this [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude we have to have you bring any gold stuff I don’t have any gold dude I’m in I’m in it I’m in it we’re literally like one block away how the [ __ ] did you get in there where are you oh there you

Are okay there’s a staircase that goes up but I blocked it off because I’m scared oh God oh God okay wait it’s just a pigman he’s okay I hear piglins though I know they’re around holy [ __ ] I see one watch out got him Get Wrecked okay here’s the here’s the rest

Of the Bastion here the Bastion be fun playing mod in Minecraft and doing this like AK-47s just blasting the [ __ ] out of the uh oh a chest look I found a chest oh dude there’s a diamond pickaxe with efficiency dude there’s two crossbow oh [ __ ] here Jack you can take that I

Just got a crossbow all right I’m taking this that’s sick I’m ring this oh man this this diamond pickaxe is gonna like carve through this [ __ ] so nice you didn’t bring one with you what does it have no I have one I just don’t want to use it because it’s

Fortune yeah I have my iron pickaxes for that I save my diamond ones I don’t have any diamonds yeah oh my God all right let’s try and destroy all this lava hey Jack uh so you see this red Forest yeah be [ __ ] careful okay so sometimes there’s uh these giant hog

Things that will run at you and kill the [ __ ] out of you the W in these trees looks really cool Crimson stem look kind of interesting yeah it’s basically the uh the uh anti Green Forest by but all right I’m going to go back into the Bastion there’s an

Enderman oh Jesus okay there’s like a bunch of them oh [ __ ] a the end’s attacking me oh I see one of the pigs he sees me too oh and I see a chest damn they have a lot of Health okay I’m in I’m in the Bastion oh watch out Jack see that

Chest oh [ __ ] I dropped that oh [ __ ] that thing does a lot of damage watch out he’s coming for me don’t worry holy [ __ ] got him he’s coming back up I found a load Stone I found a golden axe with sharpness four on it oh my God okay wait here there’s uh there’s there’s um

Arrows in here for you I have a full stack oh [ __ ] thank you there’s a bunch of these [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there’s I see three guys with crossbows where are you like the guys down here oh [ __ ] oh God all right I’m going to drop down but

I’m going to eat first is a crosso better than an enchanted bow that’s a good question I don’t know oh God oh God I fell I fell Tower I fell down oh and this guy dropped a crossbow it would take oh God I can hear them oh I I see you up

There [ __ ] yeah good shot ja you got wrecked all right are there any chests down here oh I found the gold dude wait hold up oh [ __ ] okay got you they drop anything yeah uh the shitty golden weapons there there a bunch of guys there I saw some guys

Um all hey Jack check this out look at this look at this dude we’re rich look at all these Gold Blocks there iron blocks too I think that’s quartz I’ll take the gold blocks yeah spe oh my god dude 14 gold blocks Wait no that’s not it 16 Gold

Blocks we just got oh look look you see that that’s one of the pigs over there you see it so much trash in my inventory yeah throw it away we need plenty of space for the good stuff okay all right so we got that we can go down a level now hang on

Quartz I get some quartz yeah go for it um I’m going to see if I can actually no there’s no stopping this lava you have blocks you just cover it up I got lots of nether I have some Netherrack oh there’s a guy coming just watch out for the guys with

The axes because they do a lot of damage oh yeah there’s a big hole in the ground too yeah um all right so let’s go down this way I think it does it continue me oh wait hang on I don’t think it does huh load stuff oh it goes in this way I

See all right Jacks yeah we so we want to go this way be ready I hear them they’re in my ear oh there they are I found them oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they’re there okay uh come at me is that it Oh hello did not see you there wonder if I can trap you in there what is no Jack stop he’s trapped I wanted to trade with no Jack stop I wanted to trade with to death oops you fell in yeah wait Jack come here move want to trade them yeah they going to

Attack us though uh I think I could try to trade with him I just want to get him into like a little box you know damn it no come over here [ __ ] no ah damn it I [ __ ] that up he died oh God all right I don’t know if there’s

Anywhere else to go here oh there’s a piglin wait okay wait hang on um don’t come in here Jack one sec I’m G throw a bunch of gold down there and he’s he’s going at it o Fire Resistance potion all right just just let him let him go at the Gold

Yeah bu like gold nugs the [ __ ] how did I get those I’ll give you mine got 40 of them oh I got them back BR there you go some bar now oh dude there’s some wait oh he dropped some obsidian and some uh some of that there that’s

Cool what is that oh those are bricks Fire Resistance potion is awesome though that’s pretty cool should we go down there or no yeah that’s the last one let wait till he spits something out and then we can go down and kill him okay let’s go

Yeah why did you throw out that crossbow it’s almost done oh maybe you can repair it yeah I just have other things I want to have in my inventory it’s not as valuable to me all right I guess uh I guess we finished that Bastion seem like kind of a small

One are you sure let’s go export more I think there’s more levels I didn’t think so let’s keep looking’s keep exploring it all right feel like we got just about all of it unless it goes higher could go a little higher oh [ __ ] almost died fell in the lava oh my

God okay I do hear more piglins let’s go in here see if we can find yeah let’s kill them all oh hear them no oh here we go wait should I should I give them more more gold wait hang on will they take the gold still yeah they will that’s cool all

Right oh leather okay wait hang on I don’t need this I don’t need that crying obsidian am I supposed to wear gold around these guys watch out yeah you are got him later chump oh [ __ ] okay there should be another chest up

Here yeah I see is I got I got a chest a gold block I got a banner pattern I don’t know what that is I think that’s it though is that really it oh well okay now I think we’ve done the whole Bastion you sure let’s go down inside like there’s

Different levels and [ __ ] well but like it’s most below that point like you see it’s just regular Blackstone blocks it’s not there’s no more bricks ah is there anything like did we get all the is is it just gold inside is there more chests uh oh wait oh there you go

Oh D they keep on spawning actually you know what I’m going to get those were they gold boots I think I’m going to go get those because I should be wearing those while I trade with them as much as I love my diamond boots I don’t know why I brought my so tou

Jack here does anyone want a sharpness four Golden Axe Jack I’ll take that sharpness four it sounds pretty good sure sounds pretty poggers whoa uh Jack he’s coming for you wait don’t kill him though Jack don’t kill him just put on some gold I don’t have gold okay then run away

Wait hang on I can um I got Pork Off the [ __ ] I have a gold sword Jack he’s killing Jack Jack just bang on don’t kill him Jack just run just get just pillar away or something oh I got his gold chest fight now oh here they come you guys you’ll

Piss them off wait I didn’t do anything I’m putting the gold down do you hear all that holy [ __ ] wait where did my oh there it is why I so many string what’s up homie there we go no here wait Jason put put it all

Down like th throw the gold at them oh he gave me a fire charge that’s cool I don’t have any gold man oh wait I do why why they drop pork chop do you guys kill a bunch of them just drop drop it all on them and then they’ll be distracted and they

Won’t shoot you he’s just looking at it like it’s an iPhone yeah ow stop hurting me you can also give me the crying obsidian oh yeah because I already have some so doesn’t we don’t need to waste the inventory space Oh and I can take that fire charge

Too yeah here I’ll let you take the lo oh the cry obsidian’s right behind you I’ll take the leather also I’m just going to give them a ton of the gold that we got because like I don’t really have much of another use for it damn Jack give that gold to

Them what if I give gold to him how much gold should I give him I mean you picked up the stuff I dropped down so potion of fire resistance that’s pretty cool yeah those are those are great like three minutes yeah got six crying obsidian that’s

Pretty cool I I want to use crying obsidian for like decoration you know yeah pretty sick oh no you don’t get to shoot my friend I can just right click on him also I didn’t realize that oh gravel thanks Jack you keep picking up the um

The gold oops Yeah move your fat ass over netherite brick is that what I want dude he gave me spectral arrows that’s cool what are spectral arrows wait hang on Black Stone black Stone’s pretty pretty mid whatever it’s whatever I mean it looks cool it’s about

It oh wait I can just drop [ __ ] off I can just go home and drop [ __ ] off I’m GNA go oh [ __ ] there’s a piglin attacking one of the Hogs that’s cool a man he killed him die hog [ __ ] [ __ ] killed my trading partner okay

Well I like your system Jason ow I got an enchanted book Soul speed o can I kill him after this gold because I don’t have any yeah yeah that’s cooline uhoh dude even the baby pigs are [ __ ] op oh wait he just gave me regular

Obsidian oh [ __ ] I don’t have the HP for that watch out for the pig is that just a water bottle yeah God damn it worthless God damn they wander so far sometimes gold there attacking our base yeah I forgot to tell you guys that I’m going to go back to base then

For a little bit oh it’s okay I need to take a dump anyways in the chests back to Jason dropping off this [ __ ] Jason you want a crossbow no I got one God we all have crossbows now I killed a lot of oh hey Ronin here let me

Give you the fire charge nether brick potion cry obsidian regular obsidian Crimson stem oh spectral arrows there you go wait how does the um axes have more do more damage than um the um swords they just slower yeah they’re just slower okay we have a load teally lower DPS but more damage per

Hit Oh guilded Black Stone you’re black yeah ow there’s so much gold oh yeah I still have nine blocks of gold you guys want some of that yeah yeah goes to Gold All right well I took half of it I put I put the I put the other half in the

Chest should just turn all our should start turning [ __ ] into to blocks like you have so many yeah that’s what I do iron to save space I’m start doing that yo well it happened quite fast so combat stuff let’s do uh go combat Jason you still in the

Nether No [ __ ] I’m right in front of you oh I didn’t see you you back in the ne can’t see at all you go back to the nether you Hague oh Chilling you have 33 blocks of gold that’s pretty sick Bro dang dud I are you guys fellow MOHAI connoisseurs suck my dick in balls that didn’t answer my question bro it’s every day bro with that Disney Channel FL the Malo high flow the Malo high flow you a homo that’s for

Show I know you a homo that’s for show you’re you’re y feel me wait okay there we go chilling bookshelves okay all right everything’s fairly organized now across the board might go CD farming again soon mean music dis farming Put like more lowkey resources down here damn I have like no Redstone now I have some Redstone come what do you need the Redstone for I don’t need it I just like realize I don’t have much now it’s okay though o I’m level 30 let me enchant

Something all right let’s see here ooh respiration three three for a diamond helmet is that’s pretty good I might do that yeah protection three respiration 3 that’s pretty cool I’m happy with That I’m going to drop you a Burger King can I get a wa Jun with onion ring on ring make it a double so I can get a drink Jack would you let me [ __ ] in your mouth what the [ __ ] no of course not why not bro that’s rude that’s super rude

You’re fake bro you’re fake for oh my God guys are funny uh the silk touch ax okay I’m going to go on an adventure you guys want to come with me yeah yeah let me go pee first I don’t think the Sheep climb the ladders anymore thankfully that was freaking me

Out that was not okay oh they can never mind [ __ ] you [ __ ] Jack what the [ __ ] are you watching some ad oh about prostates like what the [ __ ] why I don’t know aesome I just get the most random ass [ __ ] hey Jason you know I’m in a drive-

Through Burger you know that thing like the original song yeah did you hear the remix where they like put the plants versus zombies uh zombies on your lawn song over it no I don’t know that one oh my God wait hang on I’m gonna I’m gonna send it to

You okay it’s called Ballin on your lawn oh and uh Chrome is Frozen my whole computer’s Frozen well that’s unfortunate okay here just sent in Discord it’s really [ __ ] good it’s like magical actually what the [ __ ] this sounds so weird what the [ __ ] that sounds so weird I

Love it I love it though yeah the [ __ ] Ender no you cannot do that [ __ ] yo God all I uh oh there may be too many entities here now quite possible there are too many [ __ ] cows here yeah in all right so where we going to go I’m back

Uh just committed cow genocide bro felt pretty good uh we could go that direction I think I’ve been over there one second me um Bank we’ll go all right TP to me guys I’m at the home I’m at like the home Area Jason do you want to lure to fishing rod make a diamond there you go wait hold on I don’t need that that or Soul Sand oh wait I have soul speed enchantment I don’t need that all right you guys ready let’s go yeah I’ll make a diamond axe wait what the

[ __ ] the golden axxe is is just go as a diamond axe the [ __ ] and attack damage probably you do you have the enchanted one yeah yeah Enchanted levels make up for the lack of Golden Axe being weak ah it’s just sharpness but the the iron axe is not nine attack

Damage just as much much attack damage as the the diamond axe a regular iron axe um what the [ __ ] yeah should I I’ll [ __ ] it I’ll make one because it’s a little bit faster Point has 0.1 it’s 01 attack speed faster I guess I an enchantment enant the the diamond

Axe I need a flint steel and put that [ __ ] away wait where are we going this way heway mhm all right jack we’re leaving okay I’m grabbing some coal uh some sticks and little bit bit of wood love running through these flowers I know this feels [ __ ] magical as [ __ ]

Oh should we Swan Dive yeah oh [ __ ] oh damn bro okay wait here oh wait my x p all right sweet TP to me ready all sleep let’s y all sleep first go on oh my God I thought I was gonna miss again no Jack let’s just go come on

Yeah stop being such a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God we should have gone asleep there’s [ __ ] phant oh no dude wait let’s fight them they can they can give us good stuff they can yeah they give us Viagra yeah [Laughter] my oh my God wait we need to we need to spread

Out we’re just going to hit each other cuz they make us look up ow yeah I just hit you sorry oh should we get that lava over there oh [ __ ] I should have gotten some lava in the nether got him oh and I got the Phantom membrane got

Another got him I want to Coal while you guys fight him got him dude I got nine Fantom membranes nice rape loot murder yeah I got that looting two sword bro coming in handy [ __ ] should I make another shovel already getting the coal wait where’ you guys go oh just

Continued in the same direction what are we looking for we’re just uh I guess like mush oh I guess I don’t know it would just be let’s just try to come across new binds you know it’ be good to uh oh there’s more but wait there’s more of you I

Know cuz I haven’t slept in like 9,000 years all right come at me [ __ ] sorry got him and hang on yeah nice wait watch this [ __ ] we both missed there we go [ __ ] all right yeah white lives matter oh my God doesn’t not Jack I mean every live live matters dude

Did you just say all lives matter that’s [ __ ] cringe and so not based of you dude kill the black guy kill the black guy where’d he go where’ the black guy yeah oh get [ __ ] wait can I attack in Clash of Clans real quick uh log off and do it

Yeah should log off of here playing of Clans yeah I’m playing with my [ __ ] you want to see my [ __ ] oh four creepers okay oh man oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] the spider followed me what town hall are you jack what I said What town hall are you

What town hall yeah stupid the [ __ ] do you mean by that Oh I thought you play I think I don’t think he plays yeah okay oh I haven’t played K Clans in years I don’t remember it’s okay I don’t think either oh sh damn you got deleted all right there’s a

[ __ ] there’s five creepers over here watch out let’s I’m going around them h rap like by a zombie wolf wolf oh Birch Forest oh no oh I’m I’m on one heart good luck with all those monsters it’s okay I just tamed two dogs okay so I’m like lowkey

Chilling oh [ __ ] I should WB some bones oh [ __ ] a [ __ ] ton of watermelon when did bir Parts come to the game Jack don’t let the creepers explode what the [ __ ] they just made a kid the parrots and the bats what they just made a b dog I have three wolves

Nice here baby come here let me feed you oh hell yeah he’s gonna be just like four Phantoms just spawned God [ __ ] oh well oh God I want to play Clash of Clans while my three dogs guard me it’s not going to help against a creeper oh man

Dude why don’t we sleep like this is annoying like I don’t want to keep doing with these [ __ ] these flying [ __ ] all right well next time next time we see some uh sheep we can uh kill them oh these guys are on fire oh they’re burning yeah let’s just

Like go home I’ll just go home and sleep and then it’ll be it’ll be morning next time it’s night time got him the [ __ ] is that what they drop what is this [ __ ] phant membrane the hell’s that that it’s what they Dro bro the membranes actually going to get some of but let

Play sh Jack you still eat those berries what the [ __ ] yeah it’s good food it’s a I well I I have a steak on me too but I’ll eat the berries right now if that’s like your main source of food like you spend half your time eating it

That’s the only thing about it I know we get these pigs oh 46 trophies killing these [ __ ] pigs oh here some sheep Sho the Sheep oh my God what why did I bring this golden axe that’s stupid of me just use it it’ll only take a dude

It’ll break after one night so just use it as like your Prim [ __ ] I set I set her warp to that Ravine and we we found could find some foxes around here oh here we go got some coar dirt here can I just get

It no I got to use silk touch all right that’s all right got it take some of this Mossy Cobble also we love so easy to find well I mean in our world it’s kind of hard to come by [ __ ] why I bring three pickaxes that

Was stupid at me yeah why’ you bring three pickaxes pickaxes you’ll take one yeah I’ll take one oh my God there’s so much Mossy Cobble yeah full of it where’s my three [ __ ] at uh I don’t know if they can teleport why not if you just teleported

Like a really long distance I don’t know if they can go all the way I think it teleport it be take might take a while oh I see one of them yeah here you go this one I got ozel that’s what it’s called yo take this pickax if you want a

Pickaxe here take this iron pick it’s Unbreaking three thanks is that the one I gave you a while back no I think I made it it’s kind of [ __ ] up you’re [ __ ] up in the bune there’s tons of it holy [ __ ] fox fox check it out I’m GNA feed the

Fox dude I found foxes how do you get a fox you feed him the berries right yeah correct manga damn it they run away though they’re so skittish can I sleep up I think I can sneak up while he’s sleeping oh he’s eating one crouch crouch crouch come here doggy where they go

Oh there it is oh what there’s a fox right next to me dude I love their Derpy faces a fox sleeping right next to me nice feed him feed I don’t have berries though oh oh I think you need a lead you might need a lead o here I’ll do a

Warp set warp Fox there we go I have some berries yeah I should have stop let me mine these and get I get three stacks some Cactus would be nice yeah those a whole process to getting foxes I forgot exactly what you’re supposed to do isn’t it something like you have to

Breed them yeah and then you like and theed yeah you you got to like steal the baby yeah whack podone oo I found the Special Tree I found a witch [ __ ] come at me witch [ __ ] [ __ ] gotcha shouldn’t drop she didn’t drop [ __ ] if you burn if you cook Mossy Cobble do

You get can you get Mossy Stone wait would you would you ask cook mossy cobblestone to get that no I don’t think you can hear Phantoms [ __ ] finding [ __ ] where the [ __ ] at mansley where the [ __ ] mansley the [ __ ] where’s the giant man way why isn’t this tree going away don’t stank oh there’s probably one

Another oh yeah there’s one more wood okay that we still what the [ __ ] flowering AA leaves sugar I just found out I just remembered I didn’t eat anything healthy today y mama oh wait is that a sapling for this tree AA okay I’ll take that what these are AA

Trees yeah I want some saplings from that I have more back at home I think look my butthole I can give you some are we G to get some foxes or what uh no I’m G to come back for the foxes I set a warp for at the foxes so

You can come back I not going to despawn you shouldn’t you should stay I have no idea where you guys just went you know what to do then just Tel call 911 report a missing person missing child oh the spruce First turns into a vager forest what you call me

Skeleton shooting at me we have to travel at night yeah have to want some Moy col Stone I got way too much of it a prairie biome it’s like a flower field that’s cool did my skeleton horses are they still there for the luck oh [ __ ] there’s six of them after us

Look how many I’m getting underneath the trees to trap them here we go where the [ __ ] are they oh they’re not even attacking us not me [ __ ] I died what the [ __ ] is attacking hell oh my God I’m going die [ __ ] I got to F my zombes ass [ __ ] bro

God damn it wouldn’t let me kill him [ __ ] it’s so hard to get like more than one hit on them hang on I got this ah got him get [ __ ] nade kid I do have 12 of those Phantom membranes so whatever they’re used for got I’ve got quite a bit now I got

Two all right I think I’m going to head home you want to keep oh there’s a field here there’s a cave might go through the field I could run into a village a village Village oh there’s a black guy [Laughter] here do you guys want to help

Uh you got it I ain’t turning around I’m already in the field I’m about it No what this guy doesn’t have any Golems for for oh big cave for okay all right huh the my DOT on the map got smaller so I think I went further away actually [ __ ] okay okay I think I got this for what are we looking for now looking for

This treasure bro there’s buried treasure on this map it’s see it might be really far though it’s taking me forever to find it you just found the the power shed though I know but like it’s somewhere in this area oh oh wait hang on hang on hang on got a vage

A vage oh yeah we did got got led to a village that’s true let’s take all their crops grade this [ __ ] steal steal everything wait okay now it’s wa is it this way okay it’s this might be this way you guys have fun at the village um I can smell the treasure I’m

Close the map’s starting to color in [ __ ] I fell on this hole that was Jun oh and I found a broken down nether portal where the [ __ ] is it I want to go to the Nether Portal okay it’s over here it’s literally right over here I got this holy

[ __ ] wait I should check out the nether portal first there a gold block a sexy gold block is there no chest the [ __ ] yo [ __ ] there’s always supposed to be a chest Here come on where is it I may have found a nether portal with no chest the lamest [ __ ] in Minecraft ah well [ __ ] where’s the nether portal oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] is this which direction was nether portal and like which direction did you come

From uh I don’t know um I don’t know how to I don’t know how to explain that oh God damn it was this here wa it’s wait yeah I’m here wait Jack why does it matter oh CU I want to light it I want to repair it and then light it and see

Where the [ __ ] it sends us to in the ne well there’s only a couple blocks there I don’t know I don’t know if it’s worth it oh yeah was that this um this uh what do you call it like metor strike wait what was was that this was

That where the treasure was like where this area that you were just at yeah I’m right near where the treasure is oh okay oh dude there’s a dude teleport to where I am you got to see this there’s a boat sunken in the sand look at this what the

[ __ ] the [ __ ] is that [Laughter] bro is this a glitch oh my God wait want to get a shovel yeah you have that I got to find this treasure oh and it’s like right it’s like right here found it yeah what’ you find anything good [ __ ] oh boy okay four uh like 20

Emeralds um bunch of Iron Heart of the sea and a diamonds do you want to take all the rest of the stuff I’ll just have the emeralds oh and a water breathing potion I’ll take that where the [ __ ] are you right next to you I’m at the ship yeah I’m right

Here here you can take the rest of the stuff in here oh my god there a lot of [ __ ] in there check the diamond why is there Netherrack in there is that from you did you put that in there I don’t even remember just like stack a nether

Rock not a zombes off the boat oh my God here they come what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] why is there lapis IDK oh there a chest leather tunic potatoes okay there’s another there’s another one here hang on I’m drop the [ __ ] off at the this boats a pain in the ass I

Know hate this [ __ ] oh I found the Captain’s Quarters is there really no Captain’s chest seriously man what the [ __ ] is this oh well rip that was a waste here lies Squidward’s hopes and dreams all right I’m going home the [ __ ] is harder to

See the hell is that [ __ ] oh now I can do this did you go home or you still at that ship I’m home where should I put this let’s see Um should I put this in the middle could like feel like right here do you get that did you break the chest in the Captain’s Quarters I couldn’t find the captain’s quarter’s chest oh that’s weird yeah uh There we go what I got my uh got the thing got my mushroom Hut cook some sand where’ Jason go I’m right here h there we go perfect Welcome to the damn oh I don’t want the rest of this to become PODS of though think I’ll do this then there we

Go that’s what we want off damn it my red sheep will not regrow his wool need another one there we go and think for guys want see my mushroom Hut yeah your shroom Hut yeah oh sure got a shroom hood boy gota be really careful you don’t break any of the blocks though

Okay why is that what happens and I have to remake the whole thing because I can’t just replace the blocks oh [ __ ] you any Cobblestone you can give me wait hang on uh wait no I don’t sorry how do I make this music to my ears any anything I should do on the

Inside of my shroom Hut here any additions I should make put an iron golem in it oh dude I feel tired oh [ __ ] oh I can put a mushroom in it probably maybe mushroom sttion yeah I can that’s sick all right hell yeah cool that’s so cool res this

Four it’s just uh a new addition need some more Stone looks like mushroom wait I wonder if I can hang on let me see can I do this and then giant ass mushroom and I wonder what happens if I use my silk touch axe on this yo that’s actually sick wait

That’s perfect now I can repair it actually in case a block gets [ __ ] that’s sick red mushroom block that’s so cool I want a doggy should I make the underside of the mushroom like look red also because I can do that no that’s good like that there we go I changed it

Wow it’s [ __ ] cozy inside now dang almost that 30 level 30 you can do it so organized can you organize all my chests no [ __ ] no you’re a slob can your Cobblestone how much is there I need some of it I need at least cuz like I need some

Too that’s the thing what do you need it for I have your stone can take your stone um and your rails Stone yeah your stone yeah that’s fine you can take it all right oh [ __ ] I need more what happened why’d you m this out what do you think I don’t know

Right here it’s not done yet one sec I feel like it’s more cozy on the inside now it’s not quite done though I got to still got to repair it a little bit some more sample blocks all right I think that’s it it’s oh I like the inside of it now

Is it red what is it red I can’t tell oh really yeah it is it’s red oh okay my screen is super bright so red with these blocks uh what about this side of the wall isn’t is that still white oh yeah it is you’re right hang on

Okay there we go now it’s good yeah nice it’s so [ __ ] cozy in here all right jack check it out uh you made all red how’ you do that yeah um so I used my silk touch Axe and I chopped down a few uh mushroom

Trees and uh got the BL and then I got the blocks to to do that yeah it’s cute I like it how’ you how do you grow it like how what you do put it down so uh look at wait here hang on you got to put down some podil and then you

Plant the mushroom and then you put bone meal on it a few times and it’ll grow this is cool I like your Dome House yeah should make it all glass cover the dirt and glass too no no because then it won’t look like a sunken thing anymore very

Interesting it’s not a perfect circle though like perfect dome right I’m sleeping finally TR do a little river flowing through Little Creek stream could get some tropical fish to swim around in a part of it hell yeah that’s what I like to hear although I don’t have any tropical fish yet I’d

Have to go out and get some but that shouldn’t be too difficult there’s a lot of ocean around oh oh Iron Golem what are you doing up there dude is crazy oh thank God okay Jason my iron golem has something to ask you yeah I know he’s just staring at

Me can I give him a flower I’m give him a beautiful little flower wait what am I my [ __ ] oh there we go e why is your iron golem just like walking towards me like that uh I don’t know why I look funny the Sheep too what the [ __ ] are you

Looking at [ __ ] what are you looking at you fat ugly [ __ ] he’s trying to assess if you’re a threat or not I’m not the impostor all right sheep get the [ __ ] out of here hi doggie oh wait how do I make candles you can make

Candles yeah I could put a red candle in my uh mushroom Hut how I make that a regular candle oh you need Honeycombs [ __ ] oh you know I can go get some be boxes dude how do we get the honey though how do we get the honey comes wait

Slash g get this spe box oh no what I used my silk touch axe but I didn’t get the B box what the [ __ ] G said [ __ ] you [ __ ] I did not hit can’t get hang I’m G look this up find a full beehive right click okay do we have glass some

GL let me take a piss okay uhoh who’s dying com uh it’s just poison don’t worry here here’s a watermelon I’m all right uh it’s simple to obtain a honeycomb in Minecraft and we can find there has to wait for it to reach honey level five and use a pair of

Shears to harvest these honey cones oh you hiive so tou here we go Reddit will tell me oh that was four years ago though p man what the [ __ ] I used I still touch diamond axe and it didn’t work I’m GNA try it one more

Time wait what are you trying to get I’m trying to get the bbx off this tree hey please work wait I’m G to use the shoes oh I got honeycomb okay there we go now let me see if I can get it oh I got it that

Time okay why didn’t it drop that before that’s so annoying oh well I got it got another one slash boom and then I have two B nests there we go got it I got the Honeycombs though the quick there we go red candle got myself a red

Candle wait how do I light the candle light it up how the [ __ ] do you light a candle for oh okay need flint and steel to light it it’s Interesting okay all right oh there we go oh all right I think I’m G to get off me too I’m just carry timear the S of my voice that I’m look down smiling all right later guys good night good night Jackie poo good night Jackie Chan good night for oh oh for for

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