Watch this I’m in front of you you ready oh God you ready so was everybody [Laughter] [Laughter] else I’m a villager dear God behind you here come get a come get a get a kit barard go wrong way turn around hello someone following you no you’re not I’m over here where are you at right here no behind you [Laughter] what are you doing okay follow Me this is a PVP factions hcf gaming kitmap server I’m having a hard time finding you because you st down wait a minute what all right here get uh get get this uh Golden One kitb you on up dude my eyes are watering I get that because that was a dick Move and now I streak I’m gonna take my anger everybody else all right come here so if you go past the Bedrock that’s PVP uh so you don’t want to go out there without armor get the orange one or the golden one right here that’s get bar so just Right click it okay now you’re a Bard okay so here’s how this works you have like you have like some things on your hot bar right you have like a yeah I got like lots of really cool stuff I’m going to okay no no no come back come Back I got to tell you how it works at first cuz B isn’t like a PVP class oh God I’s like a support oh oh God see let me like let me like suicide real quick Mage who can kick ass with the best all right get a get no no no no no Get get Bard I want you to CU Bard’s like really op if you have somebody else to PVP which is going to be me so um so here’s how it works don’t go out yet um have like fire right I think that’s like strength I believe so if you right click That can you try that no hold on got let’s go over my inventory I’ve got [ __ ] a diamond a diamond sword a bar Sword whatever just like not not the potions not the golden carrot but just like and the in PRS but just the other stuff things [ __ ] potion of healing Yeah those you look down and you throw them down and you’ll heal yeah splash potions of healing uh speed I’ve got speed yeah that’s that’s not what you think it is okay I know what you’re thinking that is but I know what you think [ __ ] that’s what I’m gonna clickbait this Video with we got cocaine in Minecraft fing busted mexic all right okay so what the speed actually does is that gives everybody in your faction uh speed potions you can move faster God small make it really small you have good oh God why did [Laughter] I now I’m separate Reality 50-year-old man who’s never played a game before plays Minecraft you know you shut up I’m back and I have 45 strength yep strength’s good so that’s meth 16 I have 16 of these iron bars that’s got to be [ __ ] blocks of crack 64 golden carrots I can only Assume alcoholic he’s carrying around three potions what this dude’s got [ __ ] problems got addiction out the ass I don’t think that’s alcohol I think that’s a I mean alcohol doesn’t doesn’t save you when you’re on the brink of death does kill you no but so does nothing Else okay all right here not no not yet okay here do the speed and do the strength D okay just right click with it okay you’re dying just wasted a healing potion hey but now I know what I’m doing all right all right do It how do I give you no you don’t you just right click with it and it gives it to your whole faction okay I’ve right clicked with it it didn’t work good do I have thecha has it been that long since I’ve played oh now I have strength okay and then do the Speed as well I’m going to give you onebody don’t worry that way we have every ability it only does it for like five seconds though so you have to keep doing it really yeah and there’s like a timeout I don’t think the Speed Works I only have speed two still F speed Strength strength is better we can kill things faster all right here we go oh I think the strength bugged it’s just stuck at 4 seconds oh that’s awesome oh no you’re dying okay I’m tired of being the support faction in that way I think I have a Better way to help you out oh yeah don’t worry about don’t worry about it shut the [ __ ] up until you stop worrying you worry I’m gon be what is this bomber no that that’s that’s not appropriate for [Laughter] YouTube go do it I’m gonna watch you on YouTube they can allow this they Literally allow naked yoga on YouTube they can allow how do you know that I I know that but how do you know that I was like okay whatever and they said well they allow this and naked yoga and as soon as I saw naked yoga I was like no no there’s no Way they allow naked anything on YouTube I look it up I’ll be Dam you know like uh like eight years ago in like 2015 you could go on YouTube and just search up hintai and it would just show you hintai yeah now you then Google gets smart no you still can there’s still Hintai on YouTube I’m getting I’m getting jumped by like a whole faction oh my save me stone Napoleon save me no bomb these guys I have my own Ambitions okay [Laughter] you bombed me you idiot no no I wasn’t focused hey look at his hold on take take take you get sensor it You’re an editor take the armor off [ __ ] horrible out of context but my mom needs to see skin you so everything I said take the armor off buddy let’s see let’s see that villager body [Laughter] man look at this un it’s got a squido nose anite body isn’t that Beautiful isn’t that beautiful to make airable damn it it’s description of it oh God this is more fun than PVP [ __ ] all right well the the golden sword is like a backstab I guess so if you go behind someone you can just like do a ton of damage and we’re gonna I’m Gonna have to okay you do that jumped really high oh we’re we’re uh we’re invisible too I believe oh no never mind all right you ready if you do if I distract them you sneak up behind them and get them with your sword or do you want to do the Opposite way uh it doesn’t matter me all right let’s go I’ll get to them can okay wait who’s doing the fire [ __ ] who gets fire uh that’s like a that’s like a I think like if you play like get like a thousand kills or something like that I don’t know or Maybe it’s just a donator thing just kill everyone that is I think it’s like a donator thing actually oh god I’ve made myself to a secure position if I was playing as an Archer I could actually use it I’ll be an Archer where are you I’m up Here um that’s not very descriptive is it I see so where the torch is and there’s a gigantic I see you oh and you’re leading them to me nice well I suck where you at [ __ ] you need potion healing there you go buddy you healed the enemy you Idiot I hit him mother [ __ ] oh I can just cool all I’m in the the water oh yeah get rid of the fire all right check this actually kind of aun game I think I could get used to this to a point where I can enjoyably play it oh yeah all Right watch this watch this watch this let’s double team him oh D this [ __ ] is oh oh [ __ ] dumbass yeah he jumped down in the in the crafting table room I’m trying to actually because I’m about to die I’m somebody’s trying to kill me oh [ __ ] Oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I ain’t never seen some [ __ ] like that before boss oh [ __ ] these guys are insane it’s like a whole faction of archers that’s that’s how you waging World Warfare my dude stay quiet all right so then that [ __ ] right There tried to hit me and I’m up here now [ __ ] and now that I’m at a vantage point everybody else below me is at a disant okay I’m not sure how that’s I’m not sure that’s how that works in Minecraft but it works with me in real life it Works in real life and I have the [ __ ] high ground it works in Star Wars it works in real life damn it it works here this guy just tried to lock me in the fence C I can’t aim worth the [ __ ] so that problem come here buddy come here oh he Sees you shoot him shoot him I’ll get him in the water so he’s slow the lag mother I can’t get him if he’s quarter where you at [ __ ] there you are po dude come here me [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no oh no no I’ll save you you didn’t oh it’s Okay is that I had Higher Ground I was going to pursue and I should have St come here this Mountain’s perfect we just have to figure out how to use it to our advantage where they are going to see us me like this up here oh no pearl Pearl Pearl I did I pressed the Pearl [ __ ] it has to hit the ground first I know it’s [ __ ] I’m in the same spot though if you want to come back I’m coming back heck yeah brother eh I’m there’s a guy up here I’m fighting that’s okay there’s two guys He’s got an Archer friend oh I died fall damage rip holy [ __ ] I’m in between the steps on a plateau that others are going to find difficult to reach that I can’t you mean right here I mean right here where you can just walk up the steps oh [ __ ] you can probably Pearl up though here watch this okay check it out should do okay I’m really not going to be caught up here I don’t think the thing is my rendering view is not good enough to see there turn it up so I can’t do [ __ ] anyway turn the render distance Up oh I did it’s all the way up H the server must have it real low server side then I messed up it’s I did no but I’m I’m getting up I’m getting up you messed up it’s okay where the [ __ ] is it I oh No I PE into a block I’m dead I’m dead no no I’m dying no dead I’m in a block I’m literally inside I’m suffocating inside of a block it’s okay die gracefully die sometimes come to look back on your life and you think just this mother maybe I wasn’t uh maybe I Wasn’t this one you don’t have potions you have like golden apples and you can place blocks and lava and stuff well is there less [ __ ] involved I don’t know really you okay full Warrior I’m not even about to [ __ ] around I’m about to really what is Builder oh I’m your best buddy so are Builders respected like the little Dr boy in the army or they just kill like everys I don’t think any of them are respected none of them hold respected positions oh what the [ __ ] is up with my SK [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] the same [ __ ] killed me from the last oh hold up let’s make a faction I forgot we don’t have a faction on here F create um suck too Minecraft PVP compilation challenge don’t even know what the [ __ ] this is I got a fishing M oh yeah not Any of this is related to combat the the fishing rod you can uh pull people towards you to what you can pull people towards you not me cuz I’m in your faction but like okay you’re scorpion no towards you like you hit them with the fishing rod and they do they take knockback Oh my lava just glitched I got him hooked what does that mean oh nothing he just breaks away like the fish you got away oh I’m dead I’m dead I’m I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I got to fix that bind I messed That up that sucks um I died I see you careful careful you dick help oh you died rip slf space join space join space suck space suck what a stupid that’s my faction name we’re called the suck faction we suck why do we suck no we Don’t we don’t suck we uh we uh we do uh sucking so okay come here Video Information
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