Minecraft speedruns are an interesting topic that can make or break someone’s YouTube career so I decided that the most logical thing for me to do if I’m trying to enter the speedrun community is get the number one world record and the only way that I could think of doing This was giving myself speed 255 because that’s 100% how it works but I mean before I do anything I first have to check the previous world record you know before I absolutely and utterly obliterate it 10 seconds later okay why is he pausing and unpausing repeatedly while listening to hatsun what the Just happened well that was thoroughly traumatizing all right time to start this definitely world record speedrun woohoo all right I’m already noticing a problem in this version of the game there is no speed infinite so I’m just going to really quickly ask something hey Siri how long is 999,999 seconds in hours Any it’s it’s lagging yeah I’m I’m just going to start the speedrun while I wait for Siri to work you know you know this is something went wrong please try again wow no no kidding okay hold up Siri um how long is 999,999 seconds like I already started The speed run you got you got to hurry up okay Siri here let me know if I can help what I I give up I give up you know what just put just put like a text box in how long that time is okay yeah I’m probably Not going to have enough time to beat the speedrun but you know you know I I’m going to get close I’ve already spent more time talking to Siri than the actual speedrun of my okay wow this is already off to an incredible start it only took me 4 minutes to get wood I’d Say that I’m on world record Pace if I was playing in 2008 was the under dragon even in the game in 2008 all right the speedrun has officially begun as I’ve gotten tools you know what that means why do I keep making this joke it’s not even that funny you know sometimes I Question the morality behind stealing these villagers hay bales I mean they might need it for the winter or something and then I realized that there’s no winter in a plains biome so I feel perfectly fine after that all right it seems like the next step on our grand Plan of speedrunning this game is to find a cave yeah that’s a very logical place to go in a speedrun all right I’m noticing a problem that if I don’t stop right now we’ll end very terribly there is a lot of Sonic references that I can make throughout this video and I really Do not want to have to deal with that so I’m just going to save everyone the trouble and for the next 7 seconds can we just like stuff every single Sonic mem yep just just keep going just keep out in the M yep yep oh that’s a very Fun one that one is very dead Okay time’s up wow very interesting great oh God damn it all right so I’m now with a shield only going so fast that a person can barely see me as opposed to going so fast that I was actually all the extras in the back to The future movies all right so I have some incredible news to tell you all I somehow got lost while having Max Speed I don’t even know how that’s possible I I actually have no idea where the nether portal is which I kind of need because there’s already a fully lit End portal somewhere on this map I don’t know where it is it’s it’s somewhere but I I I need the nether portal to find it and um yeah I I have no idea where it is on the upside I’m only 16 minutes behind the world record so i’ don’t all For all say that I’m I’m still doing pretty good on time well that took longer than I’d be willing to admit if this wasn’t a video where there was an obvious timer on the left hand side God damn it after 24 minutes of what I can only describe as the best speed running I have ever done in my entire life it is finally time for me to go to the nether am I actually going to try to beat the game right now I I don’t really know yet I’m still kind of working that out but oh oh hey I’m so fast that I can just Walk around the Fireballs this definitely won’t end badly later all right so the nether has gone from a hellscape to a literal Wasteland gests are now my sleep paralysis demon and the portal has been successfully unlit all right I’d say that with all this considered this is Probably a good time to get the hell out of here before something else goes terribly terribly wrong okay so overall my experience with the nether I successfully managed to escape but at the same time I was fighting for a gas longer than the actual world record speed run two times Over yeah I do not know how to feel about that probably bad though okay 31 minutes in and I’m pretty sure that I’m supposed to break those chests within the first 50 seconds and that’ll somehow lead to me beating the video game well I mean better late than never But still okay now that I’ve done the thing that I was supposed to do in the nether I don’t know what what that is but I I apparently did it now it’s time for the hardest part getting to the end now the only way that I can do this Apparently is if I go through the Nether and then build a nether portal in a specific spot do I know where the spot is and then after that we need to beat the video game overall I’d say that it’s a pretty solid plan 9 out of 10 all Right here we go we’re going into The Nether with l all of our supplies if we die here then I mean I’ll probably come up with some way to pad the runtime but you know I prefer not to do that I prefer to actually beat the video game So uh let’s see how it goes and hopefully it doesn’t end terribly God at times like these you really wish there was another Google Maps actually wait here we go uh Hey zombie pigman do any of you guys know where I need to put the Nether portal to go to the end portal so I can kill the Ender Dragon so that I can beat the video game I just told the zombie pigman that they’re trapped in a video game oh God they’re going to turn this into the freaking Terminator games I knew it the Zombie pigman apocalypse is n all right now that I’ve successfully managed to Doom the planet and using my spider senses that are definitely okay guys I was talking about my spider senses now now is not the time for this now now is not the time to deal with two Hogins back to are you kidding no no no no okay how am I going to do this okay you know what we’re going to go we’re going to go down the pretty sure that this gives you invincibility strategy I pressed F1 I I pressed F1 instead of escape and God damn it but if you thought that this was over you’re solely mistaken hold up can we can we put on some dramatic music in the background yeah there we go actually this entire time I knew exactly where the end portal was in the Overworld I definitely did not just Search it up 5 minutes ago what we’re going to do is we’re going to go to that spot and then after we get there we’re going to dig straight down we’re going to go into the end portal we’re going to kill the dragon we’re going to do absolutely incredible things I’m sure That whatever happened with that bow that caused me to probably have several brain injuries after afterwards that’s definitely going to work with an axe I’m 100% sure of that so once we get there we’re going to stab it with an axe we’re going to beat the game and we’re going To have all the content we need for the rest of my life because I do not want to ever have to do this again you know one small problem might be that I have absolutely no idea where I’m going right now I mean I know I said I had the Coordinates I did I just kind of forgot where I put them I think I looked down to check the all right guess what I forgot that the speed dissipates when you die okay well um you know what I’m just going to stay like this for a Minute maybe I’ll come up with an night oh wait a second can we check the rules really quick H holy crap I got it okay so hear me out because this is probably going to immediately be banned by like 80% of the community but hear me out the Only Rule That I had was that I had to beat the game fast yeah that’s my loophole for this entire video huh yo go yep any day now okay there we go by far the most earned Victory I have ever seen in any Minecraft game and would you look at that I beat the game In 1 minute and 9 seconds that’s a world record all right I did it what was the end of that video Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft but I’m way too fast’, was uploaded by Simpleee on 2024-01-13 18:44:24. It has garnered 3022 views and 26 likes. The duration of the video is 00:09:05 or 545 seconds.