INSANITY UNLEASHED! Teanji’s Minecraft Arcane Tales: Teckiies Demands!

[ __ ] idiot ow I feel like someone just [ __ ] slapped him I I feel like that too all right Tim can you please build up to the platform please nope please don’t tell me building up to that building I’m not building up to that building no you are an excellent Builder shut the [ __ ]

Up and So tr’s Gone AFK by the way he’s probably recording he he’s moving is he he just isn’t talking that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine buy buildy buildy build build okay I want to definitely enter that can you please build over to the food you said

You wanted me to get it I I don’t I’m not I’m not caring for you man [ __ ] that [ __ ] oh my I I tell you where the blocks are and you [ __ ] me over door why are you going that way cuz I want to who wants to build

Yeah see that’s what you get you little [ __ ] I’m scared help me what are you doing there’s a place to go people to see okay God learn your English right well while you do that I’m going to go back okay right someone who would build over to the path would be great

Please okay okay oh [ __ ] mobs coming out of it that can’t be good right I’m [ __ ] son okay ah crap I’m out of stuff you’re out of stuff if I go over there I could die H I might follow trinky so good why would you do that

Tort to me because if I teleport to him I could fall off or he could punch me you know what I mean oh bit of lag here and there you know there’s no way I’m going home screw you all I’m going home look at those skeletons over there that is

Hey I found I found an entrance so you building over to that the Lava Island is our way home yeah I was building over to that um the LA Island is our our place home we just forgot to bring our food with us no no no there’s a cave next to the lav

Island yeah and it’s got it I was I in it but I see an entrance and there’s a lot of skeletons coming out of it like a lot of them God damn it trink you grave blocking the way [ __ ] there we go can I teleport now not yet I’m not

Safe okay um safe yeah awesome okay you [ __ ] you [ __ ] give me that food I had a feeling I had a [ __ ] give me give it give me the food I and made it as well I just watched it there you go I’m still in

Full hunger wait how are we going to get back did anyone set their more food please please please that’s all you get more I [ __ ] knew that was going to be all reference oh man what where all the items are disappearing we’re taking it back to the island we I grabbed it all

Good trade yes no no I have blocks I want food I am the controller of food okay I want wait that is a that is a I want food Timmy give me blocks I give me trink can you give me some blocks I need to otherwise we can’t go to the island

You could trade food with tiis for blocks or you could just give to freak you don’t want to feed this little [ __ ] do give me give me the food you don’t want to feed him don’t feed him don’t feed him but he’s a brother and me don’t feed him he

Must die left or right don’t feed him don’t give me some [ __ ] blocks are we really going to be stuck in this cave again for another [ __ ] Dayle probably oh my God give me the oh um [ __ ] um you went the wrong way Timmy we can make a trade right now

Okay we can make a trade right oh [ __ ] I better move away from that door dumb ass um hey Josh give me some food while he’s not looking go on go you know you want gotone he’s got none I took it all I took it all Timmy give me your food no

I don’t want to give me your protein I don’t want to give me your protein give me it give me it look at this give it him more oh look at this one one better I need food as well so either you’re going to hand over food I

Need why would you eat something that [ __ ] precious don’t touch me no don’t there’s no no PVP no PVP give me the food I do you want do you actually need some do you I’m on two hunger bars and two hearts dud I’m too hunger Off full for God

[ __ ] s take an apple Qui take an apple quick before he gets to it in there there you go please food what is food anyway please I hope you know we’re down to a single piece of bread three cookies well 54 rotten flesh I’ll take rotten flesh I

Don’t give it no give me cook actually give me cookies I’m not giving you anything you [ __ ] [ __ ] how about this how about this chest for food I just [ __ ] placed that down guys we have to get out of here we’re wasting time chest for [ __ ] food give me

Let’s go like I’m not oh [ __ ] you you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] you are a [ __ ] [ __ ] you know that right all right I’ll give you some food otherwise if I if I don’t then you’ll dick me over later on and that’s a good idea that’s a very good

Idea if you do you’ll never see food again ever if you don’t give me food you will never see sunlight again [ __ ] I don’t like where this conversation’s going all right let’s build um something at our house trink with the chests right this has gone uh well swi give me

Food there you go that’s that might be enough maybe there you go please regen well he’s got the regen thing actually no that’s just the shaky Hearts please regen please you you need nine and a half no I have n and a half do you MH guys we did it we’re

Home it’s not regening though [ __ ] cookie please take one more there you go yes can I have some rotten flesh team oh yeah sure thanks man oh yeah that’s good oh look at that regening oh feel alive again okay um yeah right where’s the chest I’m going to put the

Food away which means that take can grab some now I’ve had my fun I’ve had my fun good trade I’ve had my fun fun for fing minutes you some blocks now cuz I need to go and explore I just put two mossy cobblestone there than you had the

Opportunity to get four but you know you you wanted to tr come with me uh Tech’s is a little [ __ ] so he won’t want to come I can come with you oh can then personally I’d like to regen my health first we don’t have any weapons

Do we nope one sword drink’s got it [ __ ] it’s tur night time want to spawn in some beds it’s cool we got this oh God the SK beds yes no nope I’m scared you should all right look down there you see the entrance yeah that’s the entrance I was talking

About sh no we can’t hear you what don’t go in there okay and know we we can’t hear you man are you trying to talk what happened in that cave to do you want to talk about you want to talk about with me I’m extremely damaged you

Want to talk about it with me huh want talk about it it damag good now yeah we can hear you sadly zombie why is there a zombie why no there’re spawning on the dirt [ __ ] oh my God they are zombies incoming incoming oh don’t just stand

There and not do anything um you need to block up that dirt I need help here fighting just going to say that now I got nothing to fight with J behind you oh potato we got a Potato Hot Potato Hot Potato could you like not okay I’m going to

Start a potato farm real quickly all right have we got bones yes we got bones well there that got bones we have a bone to pick with you I can make a hoe yeah make I make one yeah oh [ __ ] uh oh oh my God you know they’re

Actually my God God they’re just outside actually you know why didn’t we fortify this place in the first place who knows cuz screw you Tech I believe the I believe it’s pronounced or worded [ __ ] you Tech it’s called [ __ ] te actually yes I thought it

Was [ __ ] no yeah um oh and that I just remember I got put this here take a look at that second I drink over there home what’s up oh my God climbing up the dirt staircase that drink made no that was you to start off with

And I just added to it yeah you added to it enough so they could get up and now because of the super smart AI since when did they become smart why couldn’t they just zombie awareness [ __ ] kin sounds like a plan y oh boy better fix this up real quick sorry

Kayin you had to see that there’s nothing to fix up to me why are you messing with it bro okay there we go we’re dead we’re dead we’re dead we’re dead we’re dead we’re dead we’re de we dead H just going to be brutally M [ __ ]

Trink okay screw you oh I put Tech that’s weird don’t know why I came up like that um hey Farmer Boy hurry up and make us a farm well this has gone uh well swimmingly yeah we have not found a single wall in 2 hours of recording we haven’t done

Hours anything we haven’t it’s been about probably 50 minutes we haven’t done anything at all but we’ve been funny cuz I’m an arrogant [ __ ] I can say ask ask yes God it’s word of the day assho start start tagging it’s Coca-Cola um mixed with ass so basically

Pepsi get on Twitter and and it’s raining don’t toggle don’t don’t block him in what did you do did you hear me right before you did that did you hear me right before you did that please tell me you heard me right before you did that I heard what

Are you doing I said don’t oh you said don’t I didn’t hear that [ __ ] it cuz I could see I could see wait a minute he’s at ground level which means if he digs a hole there oh God oh God why do we play with you tech oh man I don’t

Know don’t ask I love your overreaction you just put dirt everywhere even though I solved it with one Cobblestone did you really yeah look at that oh [ __ ] I’m out of of hunger [ __ ] oh you’re being shot at oh through the [ __ ] hole Yeah I’m bleeding now

Let don’t do that oh man uh you know we need to wait until day for them to burn but then you realize that it’s raining rain so and then there’s a gold zombie coming which can’t die to RNG RNG guys RNG oh boy we’re [ __ ] hey potatoes potatoes you take my

Potatoes try to farm them yeah Chu them over to me heyang hang on I got an idea dude good we got some wheat we can make some seeds don’t do wheat we pathetic potatoes are better wait why is that hydrated cuz it’s raining huh did they

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