Intense CARPOOL XX – Minecraft Dungeons

The split screen yeah it’s not it’s not much it’s not split screen split screen but you know did you say we’re doing the hardest difficulty let me see yeah we’re professionals yeah yeah what if we immediately die we won’t good the one thing that I always die in is that stupid Creeper Cave it’s so weird seeing a thousand in there in front of my channel of like by the arch decree all free folk are now enemies of the iller Empire somewhere in these Woods a caravan is Viller prisoners to labor in far off lands I don’t know what you’re trying to

Say find the Caravan and stop the illers there’s no telling what Dreadful Doom will our villager friends I’m going go test out the waters hold on hold on hold on hold hold hold on okay we’re good can you hear me fine yeah I can hear you wait why do I have an ender

Pearl I don’t have a sword you can teleport to each other oh hold on no I got it oh my stay back piece him up is that Colonel Sanders where I don’t know we got to check every goddamn corner of this place for loot Damian no Corner left

Untouched okay so there’s there’s four Secrets I know cuz every time on a different difficulty they’re somewhere else the blam oh why is he so fast rber lber lber what happened to you I leveled up oh I keep forgetting fall damages in this game okay the zombie just won’t die where

Okay he just didn’t die they don’t like that look at this watch this ready ready ready off the cliff the ragd doll physics are really funny sometimes they get like stuck in Corners especially when there’s like a fence or something and they just like fumble around Yeah yeah yeah I this way no Corner left no never mind I’m not going that way oh there’s something up here why are they so oh never mind why I forgot I forgot that’s hold on let me take a little little snack break okay I can do poison arrows now oh

Wow that’s kind of cool I like that do you have any skill points watch your major why does he not die I don’t know creeper there’s Secrets somewhere over here okay hey can you not walk on the leaves I can oh I mean like stand on it cuz I

Just went right through it oh no um I don’t think we’re ready for this no we got it we got it we got this we got this in the bag we got this in the bag we got this in the bag we got in the bag beig old fho he’s I’m poison

Going run I’m holding him off I’m running out of arrows no no I don’t know what to do come on heal heal heal you stupid idiot no fairies see back explosion come on come on hey there bud roll [ __ ] I’ve been unconscious hey there m hey there m go I

Missed oh no we got this come on now I ran out of Arrow the fishing rod doesn’t work on him yeah I am going to die use kill I’m going to die I will die I will die yeah yeah just just get rid of

Him [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no no we still have three lives I completely forgot that was a part of the game get him let’s do disgusting idiot that’s a bow oh wait you got a bow yeah oh I forgot it’s reserved for certain

People I got I’m the alpha I’m the leader I’m the one to trust get it oh you got armor see I got I got armor how does my arrows work what do you mean I let me see I don’t look here oh 30% 30% chance where are you at more

Armor [ __ ] this is okay um yep D there’s a hole over there wait what is that all right that’s a good go in it I got the same armor twice I can sell it for armor yeah or wolf armor wolf armor my bad I say we got some fox

Now I don’t even have 100 emeralds to we don’t even have the guy to do it oh my God that was a trap that was a trap hold on look before you roll you see that look at that disgusting don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it

No demon I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m stuck that’s so dumb why is that there Kill The Creeper a chest you can get it where’d you get an axe from wait why did I get arrows so I think when I open and we both get like emeralds but we get like different

Things like let cuz I just got arrows okay I just got amerald so let me just oh did you see that Arrow oh my God it’s so violent a [ __ ] you good anyways yeah I’m good just a bit Miss come on Pig how’s my pig going to get down here does he Pig

Teleport I feel like we’re in danger nah we’re good I feel like I’m in danger okay we’re good there is a lot of them hold come over here come over here come over here you got too much dip on your chip yeah how many arrows you looking at how many

Arrows do I have yeah six dude I have 11 yeah I you have nine now wait you can see how many arrows I have yeah you can see how many like the beside my name the number of arrows I have oh okay open it if I get another what’ you get armor

Again I got I got a sword I have two points now and I can enchant this what is what attacking drains your life to Grant one stack of pain cycle what does that mean um no clue but I don’t know the pain channeled into your next attack I don’t understand how that

Works I think it takes health and then increases your damage I’ll just upgrade my yeah I just upgraded my bow you just got nutted on by a spider actually I have to save my arrows what I find it funny that they actually run away in this game mhm okay yeah we did

It um we didn’t Daman we didn’t we [ __ ] did it I don’t think we look at the map look how big this place is yeah oo I got an axe this axe is terrible but it has that thingy that makes them weak and like slows them

Down but I put all my skill points into my bow damn it man look how many mobs are over there they really just you you know what we have one more life so we hold on me hold on did cuz this thing’s pissing me off what is

It the thing that’s like on the side of your screen that’s saying communicate with your friends oh mine is off I didn’t oh I have no arrows I’m I’m stuck hold on just roll into it there’s a lot of chest over here I got Hunter’s armor me

Too how much does it this gives me 10 Health um but this gives me more arrows not problem huh H Daman look we’re touching noses no you could say we’re touching tips no why not what is that down there I don’t [ __ ] know is that Redstone I mean it’s like purple

Redstone we’re marching straight into danger that’s all I know Daren we’re good you know those memes where it’s like playing fortnite it’s like let’s go Rush these Bots they’re real they’re real you have no arrows yeah hold on what if I don’t pigga get over here okay [ __ ] oh you got it

Oh this [ __ ] he hit you twice I’m coming I’m coming I don’t have the Sprint hey pal hey buddy oh oh it swipe my hairline up I’ll distract him I didn’t know there’s a boss fight in this one oh my or we we’re dead no we’re not we’re

Dead I get hit if I get hit once we we are chilling Damon we’re chilling I get hit once we’re chilling we’re g we’re fine just relax if I get hit once relax Lean Back One Singular time look D I’m chilling Damen look you got to relax like

Me singular time now we have to do it all over again hey wait what how are we back I thought we I’m just going to rush him [ __ ] it no no don’t do that don’t do that that’s that’s why we don’t do that get up we just shoot

Him or you can just distract him I shoot him if you don’t have arrows oh I have arrows I have arrows now I have arrows now where’d he go I’m afraid that he oh my god oh get out of the purple stuff it’s killing you yeah oh what the

[ __ ] I need I need to lead him away further real quick no okay okay get me out of here are you serious you got to be joking me man I healed I healed run [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you I’m out of there [ __ ] I was slow with that stupid

Spider we’ve been fine if he didn’t shoot you God damn it we need to get our get back maybe we should just do it at the recommended level and the ah but we get bad loot but we’ll be able to progress to get better Lo yeah you’re right what’s the re level

One all right but I’m I’m strong what’s your power mine is three on two I mean we can do two I don’t think two will be that hard but let’s do this over here cuz we no this take too long I guess actually I don’t know how but I’m underwater

Somehow oh I clicked on the wrong one okay let’s just play this one but the loots going to be terrible well we can beat the hell of that Ender guy though he shouldn’t be as strong what was his name I didn’t even look at it me neither imagine that being in like the

Main game no wouldn’t oh I just thought of a cool mod if spiders can actually shoot webs at you yeah how would you feel pain in the ass I know but it’ll make it a little more unique than every single mom in the game just running at you

Yeah see that watch this go blow go blow one hit go blow one hit K blow one hit blow blow do you not what is this oh speed I keep trying to do like the running shoe thing but I keep forgetting I don’t have it excuse me part of

Me oh there’s so much easier now yeah where did we go this way go kick that ass go beat the [ __ ] that stupid ass [ __ ] get off my lawn is there a reason why the Mobs Can like walk around a day I don’t know why is there only three chests now son [ __ ]

Ass this way yeah oh oh I forgot about him no problem yeah he’s a he’s a punk now how you like us now disgusting look at that idiot come here see way his body hit the wall look we get another chest and I get a sword that I’m not going to use

And Salvage it I that’s immediately how many emo you have uh I have 200 oh I have two almost 300 we already know their games I can’t roll I have to wait no oh what the [ __ ] wasn’t there a chest back here before no not gour

Who who [ __ ] you fall off the side again yeah all right we got this how do you take damage I don’t know I don’t feel like you were meant to take damage though I swear to God Salvage wait a second then what’s up here up where is this where we came

From oh there’s a hidden chest oh no that’s just a that’s just a way to op out never mind don’t go what’s sword did I get Salvage um don’t do that oh what I’m doing right now no I mean I flew off the entire side really I can’t hit him

[ __ ] kick his ass in a second [ __ ] you spider whatever I got him I got him I I rolled off the side I rolled the loot too hard is there anything in the game that makes you heal like your potion then go faster uh I don’t know actually cuz I

Haven’t came across anything that does that yet I know that there’s a thing where like it can reset your like artifact things yeah I I’ve seen a few of those there was a really weird one that was like it it it’s an artifact but it cools your artifact never mind all

Right one more time are you serious lovely freaking rolled off the side man wasting Health let’s show him who boss [ __ ] yeah this time he’s still decently strong I don’t think he’s stronger than me as he beats the yeah get him stronger than me get him DCH we got the final blow yes

Sir oh I I have Ender the interesting do we have access to the stronghold I don’t know this does more damage but okay we did it what this is weird on my map it says is a chest here do you see it no maybe we got to go

Up and go this way oh yeah yeah if I get one more wolf armor I can’t use I’m going to cry I’m making bank over here off W farmer alone [ __ ] actually huh huh stupid I feel like they could have got out of there themselves yeah oh my god what have I

Done I killed some there better be something over here they there better be something over here wow a bow Savage Salvage CH of Axe son of a [ __ ] whoa I got Hunter armor SC yay and not anymore hey look hey Peter a secret hey

Pet hold on we got take we got to check around the corner huh check around the corner check around look take a beaky weeky eh why let me walk over here you’re not going to give me anything where are you oh where the map yeah that was it what the [ __ ]

Yeah oh that was dude what what there is Fox armor in this game you see this yeah once you get higher level armor don’t Salvage it give it to me yeah yeah I will I will I’m going to get rid of my fox one and not Fox wolf and that one

I was going to upgrade it but it takes the enchantment off when you do the thing oh there’s more that’s why how far you think we can get in one day I think we can beat it honestly if we actually just keep going at the pace

That we’re going we can actually yeah as long as we keep upgrading and like we keep getting [ __ ] you ever used you use any of your uh your enchantment things yet yeah what you get oh look all right I got Hunter armor so from one of my enchantment things on my

Axe has a leeching so it takes Health every time I hit in a mob oh so you got to like siphon yeah and then on my wolf armor I have recycle so like every 20 projectiles I get arrows I guess oh that’s good and I have luck of the sea

Which increases my luck what the hell and then I have on my bow and arrow few shots so every like five shots I get like it explodes that’s pretty good I got the only thing I have that I put all my skill points into was the poison

Cloud which has a I don’t like the chances of the I don’t know it’s weird but we can make no Unstoppable the one thing that’s going to have me really pissed off is that stupid wish level that goddamn pot man yeah you know what I’m talking about

That thing spawns in so many creatures and it’s so hard to get around it wow thank you for all grouping up hold on yeah there is more fantastic oh wow there’s actually nothing okay why why is the teleporting so difficult I don’t know interesting let me

Out I feel like the only thing that’s going to slow us down is having to go around every stupid corner to find loot mhm oh playing games you have to put effort into ah you got to be [ __ ] me why you even put this there oh

No well if we go into every area then we can get the completion thing where we kill every mob damn oh your explosion Arrow yeah what’s over here no they’re really fast you would expect them to blow up slower chest over here yes sir Hunter’s armor yes sir

Salvage you got the same thing or yeah I don’t think I ever used Hunter’s armor once no all right Creeper Cave you ready 3 two 1 yeah wait heal first heal first oh my God yeah yeah okay keep your eye on the prize [ __ ] sh yeah a sword that’s a wolf

Armor you know how barbaric this is finding a a wolf big enough to put over your head yeah and just wearing it I feel like the they used to do back in the day yeah I know but like why I have no it’s not even it’s not

Even like to keep you warmth half the time it was just like look my the back of my head is completely exposed so is yours probably like trophy probably oh that makes sense look at this fing wolf I kill take a look at this big boy I killed you got a big sh

And my leg finally got that son [ __ ] real my whole family’s gone but it was worth it let me parade this around the village hey my dog dog what at your dog’s dog yeah my dog had pet that’s how mely my dog was I had a pet dog my dog go at a

Horse used to ride a horse and wear a cowboy hat used used to Wrangle the cattle with me why is a k man wringling cattle I don’t know what is this they’re really Advanced but not at the same time oh [ __ ] I got a unique weapon what is it Hawk brand it

Does nothing really does it just do the higher attack damage yeah is it one of those long swords or yeah they’re slow but they do good damage later in the game I have one that does like 350 yeah that’s pretty good it’s it’s not as slow as I thought it

Was going to be no it’s not actually it’s it’s all right doesn’t have that good much like good enchantments though I hate when you find like a really good weapon that has like terrible enchantments once you actually get later like more into the game uh you can actually get a merchant thing person

That can change the enchantment I know I got him but he’s so expensive just stupid stupid gold thing when do you ever come across gold in this damn game oh my God uh it’s it’s that end thing that you have to do the like what’s it called something I don’t

Know but you have to like offer up like pieces of armor and [ __ ] and like you kind of like get to like Yeah The Hunt The Hunt yeah I tried doing it but I said I need to like have 100 power or something I was like I I I scrapped all

My stuff so I didn’t have anything there’s has to be something over here of course not get me get me soggy for no reason soggy hunger do we have to make sure every goddamn corner has been searched let me teleport to you the [ __ ] oh the animation’s super

Goofy cuz you’re like spinning you’re like spinning an ender pearl in your hand did you do it yet what no the teleport thing no okay there is 11 chests that we haven’t found and we got all the secrets okay victory victory your Ro is very intimidating Victory God damn Victory why’ he get folded like that I don’t know freaking smack the wall and got stuck in it okay there’s no chest in the corner that time wait a second Victory raid someone’s house Victory what I’m not sure what Universe eating bread sounds like that but all

Right must be really crunchy has to be the crunchiest the fireworks are so funny just a thought of blasting dead in the face with it yeah Unstoppable oh sword spider nut this is called an RPG right Damian what yeah get the [ __ ] big okay K the pig I got wolf armor once

More oh [ __ ] I got a dog bone yes okay this is a good enchantment dude look my door my dog can ride a horse now what do this have why why would anyone when you trasure tag I have an enchantment that it increases make melee and ranged melee

And range and melee and range all the time at all times yeah all time you like my dog the wolf yeah his name is Spartacus Junior another [ __ ] axe Salvage Salvage all right come here come here we got those no good dirty villagers you know what’s funny we have white people in damn

The why are these white villagers enslaving the brown villagers I don’t know think about that look at this racist oh yaa free my brother he ain’t do nothing free R Kelly he he ain’t done nothing wrong that you don’t know but why you know those pred catching videos

Yeah for some reason a lot of them has been replicating R Kelly lately what I can definitely hit him why is it not hitting him my dog got it never mind we got them all thanks so yeah we did it oh Supply chest come get your sh BL or did you got it

Okay yeah actually should we let should we let him uh enchant the other guy so we can kill him cuz that one guy require that one villager requires you to kill Enchanted people for him to give you trades okay yeah I guess but they’re really hard no we’ll

Do that later when we get better weapons cuz I don’t feel like deal with that do you hear all this weird creepy moaning no you don’t you don’t hear like the the child moaning in my ear no is that my dog what what is the sound coming

From you leave one of your tabs open again no oh no no don’t stream by children they die so fast it’s kind of sad isuse it though yeah but why is it why is the this game doesn’t make sense you kill a sheep and it gives you pork

You kill a cow and gives you pork what is this see look pork out of here look we’re at the end onward onward oh [ __ ] I’m taking a bit more damage than I expected but they did yeah look at that door look at the door stare at the

Door these villagers are free from the clasp of the illes we did it all thanks to you oh my God now watch the Villager have like a really stupid sale now is that a thing is it because it’s Black Friday is that why he’s doing it I

Don’t know oh yeah today is Black Friday yes I got the death cat mushroom oh uh in whoa this one lasts so long greatly increases that attack speed and movement for boots of swiftness damn it those are pretty good too you can move really fast now yay you like Fast yeah

Fast this guy has a snowbow Frieza on impact a snowbow I don’t know wal I’ll be right back go all right back all right oh all right enchantments man these enchantments suck d he h h d spare change that’s strikes can actually carry the full and h m all

Right did you say penis I said all you know what that means right so where would you like to Adventure to I don’t know we got swamps Cactus pumpkin or Redstone mines this almost died died McDonald’s right let’s do Pumpkin pasture all right does that one have an Ender ey it does should we put on three or leave it at two leave it at two all right joined the request become part of the resistance look at that slave labor right there Slave music my grandfather used to listen to he’s to make make make oh yeah yeah make make Su this this game uses a lot of araa Woodes have roasted this once Lush land to ruin oh no that’s so sad who cares this arrow is bigger than half my body bigger than oh

No are you ready for this I didn’t even know I forgot I was streaming someone just T typed in chat for some reason my video is just called it’s a cat there’s a cat in my chat Dam man I feel all greasy I feel like a

Ball of Grease I don’t know oh cheesy boy ew what yeah exactly is it because of mac and cheese you wish oh my God and there’s also a skeleton there’s a cat and a skeleton in my chat is that a skeleton Pro I can’t even see what that oh my

God come on come in the hot tub baby girl or it’s fine no why not over here a I wasted my mush my mushroom there was actually nothing over here yeah great we need to find that stupid uh freaking Ender guy cuz I don’t feel like going

Back through all these and try to find him now go now go now go don’t go what the oh good job you really got that you show that rock Daman mhm you show him his boss I mean okay victory Victory yeah nothing like killing old men I missed oh wait there’s a guy in there we have to go beat the hell out of I mean we have to go save and then beat the hell out of people in there howy you hear that jig yep

That’s kind of nice I can slow them down a bit they don’t die immediately from getting slapped in the face with an arrow scale me huh scale me scale now scale male are you are you speaking English no look look we’re touching tips oh we were until you took off your your

Clothes boy what you [ __ ] talking about boy I do like does that say oh yeah my brothers go shooty shoot oh Dam the skeleton guy in chat is we’re murdering his brothers oh oh man that really kind of funny not going to lie how do we

Um there has to be something over here I knew it what the [ __ ] I knew it no oh my God my it fell off oh there we go I got it back and it’s immediately better than what I have but no yeah it’s just better all around I don’t want

That all right shoots mobs when you roll costing one Arrow J okay firing second what I don’t even know what that means all right now how do I get back over like that I got how much damage do they do 11 to 25 well you hit fast get out of there oh

God praise the Lord I just keep accidentally rolling bro this teleportation is so slow I know it stupid there’s actually nothing over here also hunger oh hold on there go I quick stabbing and then how do I navigate such path what what oh how did my pig find out before

Me helpy help help I to get up there I’m in danger oh there we go there we go they all just start running what is that what that’s my thing it keep some chain like a real slavery yeah what was the point of coming up here I don’t know it’s leading me over

Here oh there’s a Great Wall of China this direction did I go down there yeah emeralds nice where is that stupid Enderman I hate when those guys like do that thingy and they put a bomb right next to me as I’m stuck inside the thing I think I found the

Path this has to lead to the Ender thing there was an eye on this one right mhm I don’t know Why didn’t it close is that a tractor who something tells me we’re supposed to go through that door which the door the I get hold on that’s just that’s that one right there

H move man oh my God I’m stuck I keep trying to freaking there we go of course open please what the how many chain can you have at once uh no clue okay who didn’t die never mind we did it just I cluster of them so just as long as they’re close

Together we’re going indoors oh I can heal you too I forgot if you’re standing close enough all right who’s responsible for all these shenanigans you is this how we got oh never mind I thought this was a door how rich you think these villagers are they’re can they can afford this but

Have you seen a single iron golem in this game no just is before the iron ah Hunter’s armor sadly it’s better than what I have now so I to put it off creeper that was like a jump scare I come out of the menu and see a creeper staring down

Me okay hold on oh we’re getting close blast them two two of them peace him up oh I’m about to I’m about to die [ __ ] no please hold on hold on hold on this game is serious now I’m dead he said he said I like your cut G he smack was so

Hard I got to get a piece of that and slap me the back of the head oh there’s another CH how do we what okay that just doesn’t work how do we get up probably no it’s what intriguing oh we’re dumb come up here I found the way

In use your teleport thingy you how you know you like how fast it is Teleport see this I don’t know what that did I maybe opened up up the other side did it yeah actual detectives in the house hold on that up oh I got my very own sickles please tell me that oh no it’s not I got stupid enchants do this I should have done that

[ __ ] and then do this wait how am I level seven with only six oh never mind that up I’m stupid what the have the echo thing oh yeah oh oh yeah yeah oh my God we’re like wol greens excuse me sir no you can’t get around this Dam oh no they

Can does l thing up heal you um I think so and it increases your health as well oh I didn’t know it did that you ready wal okay I’m not going to be ready if I oh [ __ ] I was ready until they did that that hold on wait for our potions to get

All the way up before we go marching in there yes wait for it to reload got to take this n take this easy you have this thing oh no hold on you got one of these or what it’s not let me do it I can’t howl the mushroom thing I got

One of those I that fox armor you what the fox armor you want it are you using it no I was going to give it back to you once we get back to the thingy I was going to give it to okay yeah make sure Salish by accident boy I

All right we got this just don’t don’t let him touch you he has weird little fingers [ __ ] it get him get him get get him look Health go down my health is going down I am on the verge of die I’m like he’s going to spawn behind

One of us yeah I’m scared one of us are going to get it one of us are going to get it dude keep shooting is he over there oh he is I didn’t even see him one of us oh no one of us are going

To get it D maybe both stand too close let’s spread out a bit wow that was that was that guy sucks and another Eye of Ender I got um ooh I like that I got Highland armor I got I got trash but I’m going to use it anyways ooh and

Then I just got voided on Twitter oh the complete opposite way it’s right here chest please be something good I just got this Armor Man little better I got that TNT where am I the [ __ ] I’m somewhere man I don’t I don’t know what just happened to

Me did we go through all this already where we’re going now no chest over here did we yeah we got this entire air explored we’re good of course why can’t we just shoot him I know right boom dead what’s he going to do just flies around it

Anyways the TNT goes so much further than you would think when you throw it oh my God only if I had this stupid slowing thing on here that crunchy ass bread yeah oh my God the bread we have on Thanksgiving almost killed us it was so dry it was like the little

Biscuit things almost I put the whole thing in my mouth they almost killed me I was gasping for air you know when SpongeBob needed water I had to go on Sand that that was me that was me doing water and they wouldn’t give it to me what I just pulled that creeper out

Of nowhere this [ __ ] I found a I found a hole over here I’m dead why where he at where the problem at this music hits oh get him you he this yeah I am hearing it it’s so intimidating bro I just got a red snake bow has a chance of

Explosion look at this bad boy damn we got to go through here oh shoot never mind hold on give a second why is that okay that’s confusing you got them for okay what uh that’s kind of a [ __ ] thing to do open a door and immediately shoot a

Rocket whoa what is that chest I don’t know I want it I want it it better have something outstanding in there that looks it’s it’s my CH and I need it now call I don’t know what you should call I’m being beat oh oh wait we got to get these little

Thingies oh I think there one on the other side no okay what just both of us go opposite ways and we just go fight them all I got another one this better to be good if it’s hot if it’s hot garbage I’m going to cry maybe we can uh come back to this

Area again once we get a higher level and get him better stuff you know what I mean yeah probably Ola over damn level seven that’s better than what I have uh I’m not using that is there a certain order supposed to push him in please oh hold on you see that

Oh come over here it’s open look oh should I press the button get in here away from me I want if I guess something [ __ ] D I’m going to cry what the [ __ ] is that open for me what go back I just teleport no it’s not

Open for me teleport hold on let me get all the way in here first now teleport stupid all right you all right press the button wait no I wait this button’s floating above the ground yeah press it can you get through it oh yeah okay open that bad

Boy are you serious a [ __ ] horn Damian what’ you get a horn what are you going to do with a horn I got better sickles though I didn’t what’d you get just the thing a horn and Hunter armor WoW okay we definitely need to come back here then when we get better

Stuff maybe that’s why maybe it’s just we’re too low of a level to get good stuff from it yet if we do that Tower thing that’s 27 things course at the end we get like one good item it’s like up there really really good item yeah be a really good

Item okay you want to try to hit that after this one there’s another one down here did we go that way yeah we did I think that’s how we what I hit him so hard he dropped his TNT d no but the the Diamond damn it there’s

A diamond sword I really want just because it’s cool excuse me can you not do that level 14 bow nice is that all I don’t know it’s chest over here um where oh SW nothing in there I the make sure I feel like these green torches are meant to do something I don’t

Know cuz they weren’t aesthetic last time cuz they had a purpose wait wait how do we never mind probably not and not meant to go over there my hair is pissing me off it won’t get out of my face I’m trying to like tuck it behind my headphones but it’s just still

There you you [ __ ] okay there’s one more secret chest and one normal chest we haven’t found yet I’m trying my horn not trying to toot my own horn get it get mhm get it get it you get it I get it I don’t think you get it I get it

See the joke is I don’t want to toot my horn but I’m tooting the horn meaning I am doing what I’m saying I’m not trying to do it’s comedy it’s comedy it’s funny Jesus [ __ ] pig that [ __ ] pig that pig are you serious did I just get I

Got better sickles from the thing than oh my God I got a light feather have you ever seen that before yeah is that you Mory another thingy there’s two of us so that Tower thing should go by pretty quick right depending what happens yeah all right what’s going on in here pardon me

Open I’m being carried [ __ ] I really just makes me sad when I guess something like that all right what level are you seven ha I’m a level higher than you how many emeralds do you have uh 1,300 I have 1,400 more bands than you no no there sure there’s a lot of skeletons

Over here like a horn that didn’t do damage yeah it doesn’t do damage Oh I thought it was meant to horn I can just use that nauseum out of my way I have penis to handle another one how many freaking places does this thing have hopefully [ __ ]

What no okay they don’t are we missing something this looks like a door doesn’t it this looks kind of out of place right here so maybe we need a I don’t know there oh we got all the secrets though I don’t think there’s anything left actually M well we best be on our

Way you know what that means we can Rush straight to the goal now to feed this goddamn game out of the way there a few oh few men doing manly things I even hit anyone the Bell we found it should I ring it or wait um

Um let me think let me think what do you mean let you think yeah R it now I walked away from it cuz you’re thinking all right ring ring ring ring get him is that all you got where is he oh it slows them down a bit when you do that get

Him he’s unaffected by it peast I got more sickles and TNT I got I got I got nothing that sucks I got [ __ ] horn we can finally leave this place to the tower do the tower you did it and the villagers of the pumpkin pastures go on to I didn’t see a

Single villager from the pumpkin pastures actually I think they’re all dead to be honest probably we saved a bun of ghost they hiding in their houses why didn’t they come out and help us Jesus players downed we defeat almost all the mobs that’s nice what am I going to get fantastic a

Feather all that hard work for tingling and I got oh wait Dam we believe it what what I got a feather feather I’m we I still can’t give you the fox armor since we don’t have the guy yet going have to still wait on that ice wand artifact stuns mobs for two

Seconds that is terrible heavy range crossbow I don’t even care actually no I will take that I got that Moola on me got that on you yeah all right to the to so I like doing this Tower thing because I don’t know how to do this let’s start time

How do we put on a harder difficulty uh you don’t so basically well I guess it’s like the world I guess whatever the [ __ ] so once we go on adventure it gets harder I don’t know but basically it starts you off with nothing and then as you go off the tower

You get [ __ ] all right I like it and at the end you get a item of your choice if I go up there and see a goddamn feather or fishing pole I’m deleting this game Damon I’m all yellow I’m all green for real I look got my pig where they

At floor zero the empty floor the empty floor yeah the empty floor so you would usually fight and then go through the door great throw Dum it shut up I was hoping you didn’t see it hey loser oh who the hell is that no don’t go that that’s not it

That’s if you want to leave oh yeah go do this what the hell pick item that purple thing is an enchantment thing did you uh choose nope let’s see yeah we picked the same thing fetch me their souls why what is with this TNT and not going the direction I wanted to oh

Help yeah this way oh [ __ ] namess blly chilling look at this you got one oh we get the same we get the same options yeah why is it why is the whole building shaking wait who’s he who’s who a that’s the dungeon master oh no that round seemed like really easy easy they’re

[Applause] talking uh I’m picking this I I don’t know I have I have this armor in actual game that’s really good oh [ __ ] we are we are the same you’re like my dad Father Like Son father like sun father like sun yeah that was easy as [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

Yeah I don’t know what what’s going on here how do I get out what the okay gauntlets gong weakens enemies around you decreasing their damage and defense or should I get a new bow so get I’m good does this one uses Souls uh no it helps you gather I think

Okay I’m going try this gong thing all oh we getting slippery uh Withers or not wither what the [ __ ] called whatever uh scrap scra Scrappers what what oh these skeleton I forgot what strafes yeah oh they actually do slow you down it’s kind of annoying sir yeah [ __ ]

[ __ ] I don’t know what I clicked Wither on armor [ __ ] look at a bone Club too yeah weeping Vine bow oh my God I’m going go with the armor should I I’ll just I’ll get it whatever so I can heal you better now cuz I got the little thingy so over is

Weaker oh I do get more souls I get a lot more souls now [ __ ] vanderlin there is so much happening oh these would be so cool to have in a game snow zombies no this ain’t no problem we’re blasting through this man oh my God what do I

Pick flaming quiver gives you burning arrows void daggers [ __ ] I do need a better weapon though I’m just keep mine no keep if anything you can upgrade yours on this level you actually upgrade your weapon on this level so what do I what do I pick enchantment point oh shoot you’re right damn

It actually no my my enchantments on the sword suck so there’s no point what are you doing what is that upgrade weap one of them I’m going to do my sword level F nice yeah yeah why is it it’s gold now Glade gilded mhm you can get weapons

From the hunt like that g whatever [ __ ] called weapons what is it does it add something special to it oh makes My ATT stronger yeah mine deals extra damage that’s kind of cool and then roll oh I have a certain roll thingy so the more I roll than it

Stacks look I’m freaking fired it I need to keep rolling almost rolled off the side I know this a mini boss no oh my God I’m I’m disgusting with it I ran out of rolls is there armor I need to get an armor that makes me roll faster or something

The bro this is going my fast as [ __ ] we’re on floor eight right yes not even an issue ooh emerald armor I guess I just take the skill point sometimes actually no I do need the bow yeah I forgot I haven’t been using it at all because mine suck

I want this in the in my actual character so bad this world thing is so good what the [ __ ] my Bo you do poison is a poison Cloud thing yeah it does poison and then I can weaken them too if I can actually hit them yeah I can poison and weaken all

Nice actually I’m going to save my arrows just in case it’s a boss oh wait I have fire arrows too I forgot about that test them I got oh seven what okay okay uh nothing good at all arct cool down yeah I’ll just take the point wait why do I have 11

Points have you been using them boy I didn’t even know where I I didn’t even know I was getting them yeah you get I think you get yeah you get them after every too oh nice CU you level up instantly to match like the level of the armor and [ __ ] oh all

Right this roll thing is so goofy overpowered I just roll a few times and then there anything dead ah [ __ ] where are you at I got bombed there’s a lot of them yeah I got bomb Oh s Ma oh g face oh wait no don’t go to

Him I don’t know what any of this means what is this glow squid armor brief releases ink when rolling firebol thrower explod on impct impct [ __ ] Shadow shifter I’ll take this I’m taking bow yeah hold let me see if I can oh this is a boss battle hold on

Enchantments deal more damage to Enchanted enemies some of your attacks can be followed up by another rapid why not yo so for this battle you have to kill the enemies in the thing what the hell is that in here in where in these like glowing boxes you have to kill

Enemies why I I’m not sure does it want their souls or something yeah I guess why can’t I what I can’t kill there t andt oh that was a bad idea hello come on let me roll one more time what no he ruined my rle it’s not doing it some

Reason why is it not maybe you have to attack his arm no wait he has to probably lightning strike this thing right here cuz these were glowing before more enemies are spawning shoot his hand oh now blowing again I have 20 rolls Damien I cannot lose this roll thingy I could beat the

Living hell out of him get him open keep on rolling keep on big wheels keep on rolling big wheel keep on rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling down the river rolling no rolling rolling rolling roll so there we go now you seen that hit oh [ __ ] I’m on Don I’m about I’m [ __ ]

Dead hey guys can you stop throwing snowballs for a split second all right there we go hurry up for more B the goop Comas Bond they have to be in it in it yeah I think so it’s kind of annoying he was still open we could have got more hits that’s

Stupid get out of there damn get him get him yeah dirty scumbag out of our way ow ooh uh yes oh your I got got the mushroom watch how fast these attacks going to be Dam I know just just allow this I have a level 40 one really I only

Have 30 in my thing piglins is that cuz of me did you have to fight piglins oh what the [ __ ] I am I being assaulted KN is here m are spawning are you serious what did he just throw at me my bad I got away I’m too

Fast that is overpowered the roll with the mushroom and then this sword I I died D I’m stuck Pro X oh thank you get your yes I hope this is the correct way it is challenge more like I don’t know what power Shaker I don’t want any of these things

Did you find did you pick anything of those yeah the power Shaker thing I don’t understand how that works I just kind of like it like explodes I think oh there’s a lot of small things here so if you have the mushroom and this it’s like just super fast [ __ ]

Explosion oh like Sonic why is there so many of these tiny little guys oh we just come over here click this I’m up here oh I see then you know go right back down oh K the rest of them they have capes oh what the [ __ ] me I’m

Dead hi Peter don’t get my flag on the floor I’m trying to Bush bu them I’m emoting okay I think I need no armor Lord I completely forgot we need armor I just been kind of rocking the same one for a while what no yeah Daman is alive Peter surprised you’re alive

Damian oh speaking of new armor Splendid robe look at the artifact cool down can spend glided Glory melee attack speed do we get any emeralds in this one cuz if we don’t then no point of getting that one get theed robe that’s what I got I might also put the recycle on

There God is good also I ordered a new CPU for my computer oh my God I hate this guy get AO this loser Damian you you you like looked up like what you need like who Peter I was reading what Peter said oh do you fire damage Yes I feel strong you ready yeah this is getting a bit more complicated so I don’t know where I’m going come on pigga is this a boss battle no it feels awful like yeah I was asking to name your computer cuz your computer’s funny looking stupid idiot this this beats wild D oh

J isn’t that King guy supposed to be strong no clue my dad’s screaming for some reason wrong but ah ah I’m in danger oh no yes there we go no struggle at all de even take any damage okay remember the last someone took damage are we going to get to see

That pig guy again or what was it not a pig power guy yeah yeah like I really don’t know what this is don’t get the anchor it’s so a [ __ ] I know I took one I was like no who wants this TNT someone someone get me out of here what help

Help that’s an ice oler oh my holy moly they making me drop TNT no [ __ ] dead you’re so around us with TNT what was that he was charging get out of the witch thingy oh [ __ ] are you you confused for a second almost died this going a bit

Little little bit dangerous oh this is a merchant so you want to upgrade keep weapons Harpoon giv you harpoon I really don’t I’m just going to upgrade my sword again can I do that or no yeah I think so I think I’m just going to take this B

Thing cuz I’m not using that Soul stuff yes uh H take the Harpoon thing it tells me right there what it does I’m so stupid Merchant Flor Mr Merchant hey my favorite guy that is not that’s not who I power SM yeah so he’ll upgrade things yeah would

You like to upgrade my sword sir would you oh how kind ah 35 yep please don’t tell me you took my enchantments off no oh no my oh yeah he doesn’t do that okay thank God my enchantments still suck though they they awful but I still put stuff into it I have freaking

Echo I feel like yeah me too what does it even do again let me see oh never mind that’s good I thought it was something else I forgot that’s not the way to walk at his mundane speed hour hold on did you ask no what is happening to us okay okay this underwater

Level so there’s things that you you have to step on so you don’t drown my pig in a bubble I a trident yeah I threw the Trident I killed someone I’m dead we need a key yeah yeah I’m going to go get the key it’s just a kill it’s

Like my arrows don’t work don’t drown Don’t Drown remember that I never drown the drowns drowned go back up there and fight anything and yeah what is happening where am I going I’m trying to go back to fight I’m lost oh I found it you’re

Going to get the key I got [ __ ] all right and go on the clam thing I found the clam we have un underwater bees never seen before I am dishing out 100 damage why did my beehive do anything oh it did ooh Shadow crossbow these all suck no these are all e I’m

This hold on let me enchant my stuff let me get recycled there we go is it excuse me Pard me do we just have to kill him here or what how how am I burning them underwater what type of SpongeBob oh I’m dying I’m going to die I’m going to die

I don’t have enough health I’m not healing he’s dancing over there you seen him oh I would not oh there’s still enemy okay there was what soul R there was still an enemy Satchel of my bad hit nearby I mean why not yeah uh on ah [ __ ] they say we’re on a boss

Floor and I hear scary sounds hard shoot lad oh this is a easy one lad come and [Applause] [ __ ] goodby I what we did it though we did it we did it doesn’t matter what killed me the fire man that’s stupid that pot immediately us that thing got destroyed

So quick why wasn’t the pot before balls a whip ball summons Guardian vexes um I don’t want any of this can I upgrade anything I cannot now I can don’t get hit by the creepers that is a no no oh what the [ __ ] they are super strong now whoa bro it’s you you

Zeus god damn it holda I love the way they just lay on the floor completely unconscious that guy’s in trink got heing me off hey are you serious oh never mind they’re done s more floors to go who built this tower Tower master that the master of all Towers yes

I haven’t been getting anything I want at all like this is St like ench point I have two uh I can’t enchant anything either combat floor is that a normal one oh I am completely encased ah no please open please open please open help help I keep I’m being bullied

Disgusting I keep forgetting how the mushroom oh [ __ ] oh damn I’m going to I’m going to die I [ __ ] tripped and fell and died he broke his ankle I oh no oh no I’m stuck I am stuck hello I am Baymax are you serious are you kidding

Me I are you s get me out of here right now please Lord have mercy you know what it’s fine that is such an inconvenient help I’m going to die we did it I only lost half L Bro Look me I’m so healing what am I normal to you or

What never mind all right whatever I didn’t see healing oh ooh what’s this oh this is trash that’s what it is okay I I H actually I’ll take the power Shaker we’re getting close to the end I immediately fell on ice um I cannot move I press X blocks of ice on you

Get me away from him get me away get this plug [ __ ] off me what is that he he’s dead how is he still dropping it on me I killed him he’s still it’s getting real dangerous I fell nice again God damn it I dying oo man I would take that hammer if I

Didn’t have such a I don’t know what to get there’s nothing that I want yeah me too your point I can’t even upgrade anything so you know same I just just have it sit in here kind of actually I can oh uh lightning creepers charge creepers what [ __ ] call them I know

They’re in the game I no those are the frost creepers I think oh Frost whatever the [ __ ] same concept oh I’m dead no I’m about to hand out a biblical beat down if this thing doesn’t die in front of me you ranking my train boy [ __ ]

[ __ ] I I going help you there you’re you’re encased in fire oh no get the groove hold on hold run I I’ll cover you for a second did you where are you oh I thought you died hold on wait can we open this no hold on let

Just whatever please what is this oh this a merch intriguing damn why you keep broking my foot puppy what’s wrong you’re looking at me like you’re seeing a ghost ghost that’s not is that the same guy are you serious right now can I not

Use him no cuz it just makes it into a unique weapon but I think we have all unique things like the Rarity oh yeah we do son of a [ __ ] you suck this guy sucks let’s get out of here guy is [ __ ] useless what a loser we are done next level Daren we

Are getting cooked prepare yourself oh I hate these guys I know I know they hit really hard it hurts it hurts I I can’t I I am stuck oh I’m super low that’s [ __ ] revive no no no bad idea bad idea move terrible idea the [ __ ] spider

Please don’t spawn Us in the middle of it thank you just stay back and shoot for a while this is a this is the stay back and shoot type of game just keep bombing just keep bombing just keep bombing bombing excuse me set shoot them over there what the [ __ ]

What happened fire the fire the fire kills us that fast he just reset both of us what the [ __ ] okay back up back back back they’re way too strong for Comfort why is my bag of tricks not working oh [ __ ] it that was a terrible idea terrible I’m

Over here now I’m stuck over here now ah no oh wait look we still get to choose something [ __ ] this is still pretty good right yeah I guess you want to do it again no let’s continue the my God just a few more missions I think we can get through

It that’s stupid guilded guy only if he upgraded my sword we could have God thrown it freaking loser bro what oh wait we got a chest at the end oh never mind that’s what I got well I’m just this testical monster now are you also a testical monster yeah hold [Applause]

On back with my broy weapons oh wait I don’t have any artifacts all right Che my okay hero pose what hero POS like my axe come over here there’s a man you can buy St from the mysterious Merchant I got an axe is there stuff better than this we can get like the

Tower What’s wrong Fiona let’s go kick some ass swamp Hardest Level you want to do that which one the swamp part do you tweaking Fiona what’s wrong come here so SW Hardest Level [ __ ] do it we want this if we survived all of that then we’re good I seen this video on YouTube I

Didn’t click on it but it was like beating the tri CH the the tower without having a weapon equipped actually that’s a challenge for the thingy I need I need to unequip my weapon for a bit just shoot everything I really want the explosive bow though that’s so cool the crossbow mhm

Oh my God I just I just I just farted man I think I might be [ __ ] I checked my pants guess what I shed all right let me take a peeky weekie boyel be quiet SEL I’m stuck Junior Samuel are you making a stink or is that me making it who’s

Making a stink one of us made a stink get your tiny little oh this Horn’s actually going to be good when we get to the potion thing cuz we can push them back okay now we got to the [ __ ] witch what should do be another witch you could say they’re a

[ __ ] watch this watch this ready ready oh in the water it didn’t work okay so there’s three secrets on this one [Applause] yikes what the [ __ ] what happened I fell in the water in the aqua yeah in the drink yep I am no oh that’s why I have not a s whoa is

That you shooting all that yeah found it nice it’s like a nice harp that zombie has not got hit stupid no okay he slipped into the drink very suspicious why are you what are you talking about what freaking witch stood right at the corner the thing I was trying to

Jump to killed me hunting bow I have no arrows I’m Oh my Jesus I just your wait just you wait this looks completely safe mhm you’re [ __ ] just do for it you got there what you I want did you fall nope that roll like no this thing is full of traps don’t I

You got to be kidding me daggers did they fall ERS I got him [ __ ] I fell at what cost no my Apple the best cost my Apple just fell where’d you go Oh Come don’t worry about it my axe gives me this little thing where I get like rage for a

Second I where how come I have not please have I clicked something by accident what does this do what does this do oh oh the stairs over here oh wait wait wait look look look Circle click the circle one that one or that one is that the circle

One it is it supposed to be in order or backwards can you see little Flags down there oh hold on oh my God I feel [ __ ] so hold on oh is this one first it’s this one first and then try try one I think it’s this one first then

[ __ ] so oh that one this one yes that one oh [ __ ] this one you already Tred this one yeah so must be this one and then do it we are so [ __ ] smart yay we did it hip hip hoay you’re gay no when I take damage I just move a lot

Faster cuz I got the rush thingy and I Max it out because I don’t have the freaking sprinting shoes for some reason even though that’s the most damn they’re hitting me so hard man that guy took two long do I still whoa no arrows what’s this way there’s something that

Way so I think supposed to go that ches there’s a slime this way big back slime oh my there’s so many slimes there’s an abundance what my game lagging so hard [ __ ] there was I’ve never seen so many one place at what cost emeralds that’s my cost [ __ ]

Emeralds there’s still a yeah I have this cool spear now though you know oh wait no back here come over here it was hidden and I got the same thing I already have oh I got Ember robe Ember Amber amember ah ah Mak your weapon Shar Burns nearby enemies artifact cool down

Okay just you wait until I get that nameless blade it’s all over after that yep dead oh it came from there this way boy if we save their life why how come they not giving it to us for free oh go of course [ __ ] and I don’t have

A I barely have the arrows to take them on actually no I do where all these arrows did you just get what the [ __ ] just happened I don’t know you flew off the side oh big damage I don’t like that come get my PK close and personal I don’t know why

My oh I’m about to die some bre Vander go get that oh [ __ ] I’m trying to distract him he keeps turning into tiny children I’m go eat that meat over there did you get it yeah I got it wait I’m going get heal and it’s going to drop something for you hold on

I got it oh your armor does the same thing as me yeah that’s cool [ __ ] it Freedom no [ __ ] freed no Freedom’s not worth it oh he’s decreasing my T oh it doesn’t that did nothing Jill Jill get on way back I don’t know want me almost [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] I got a scatter crossbow I got even more d yeah digly dagly this spear sucks it does good damage but it’s so slow I’m not using that all right we did it oh there’s a chest where’s that chest at wow the same thing I just got but weaker love

It that’s my favorite when this game does it to me I wish there was a way I can like combine like if I had two nameless thingies and like put them together dou power my Apple just flew off the side I never been sadder I never felt such heartbreak In My Life

Adventure completely forgot that we had to go get those thingies how are you down there really I don’t I don’t know how to handle the um the [ __ ] bro watch your nipp out oh cuz my shirt’s getting stretched out my shirt’s getting stretched out and ni

Hang no it’s it’s my shirt huh it smell like you launch that child off the [ __ ] side want try this just want to try this what are you wearing it’s another thing that I got but I want to see what it about for real all right let’s go H Enderman no I

Need Minecraft dungeons I’m being beat why what you no I’m going to die because of you damn did my mic disconnect no no no no no no I’m about to die can you hear me yes oh I’m broken dead pig oh it pig is less important he keeps moving man out of

Here idiot look what I got all right I got garbage good thing I have all these weapons I can’t use wow wow I’m going to use my fist for now one they’re going to call me the Fister actually they shouldn’t that’s a wait hold on oh there’s a there’s a chest over

There okay I can’t use my fist it does one damage if I add the damage did you open it yeah oh very interesting like this place is [ __ ] D all right let me hit my teleport ooh you look very snazzy Damon than God [ __ ] I fell in the [ __ ] in the

Drink oh look please be something here I can use I you got one too yeah come on give a dog a bone just please I’m not going to get far with these sickle thingies oh I’m be right back all right for for for wa for for go for right my God look d

For for for all right I’m back Big Brother all right teleport to me barbecue bacon burger how do I teleport I forgot I’m having Thanksgiving part two oh you too y yes sir got that turkey got that cranberry wow I I pray that I get a good weapon

Before I get to the freaking thingy what are you using daggers yeah right are they good yeah I do I can’t kill creepers I’m useless wait a second I can’t even kill slime in a timely manner man okay there we go you are you might as well take him

Off there we go I got six arrows to my name onward what’s that circle around you that’s if they step in my circle they get little on fire fire Circle yeah pretty cool I just killed a skeleton with my hands beat the hell out of him damage to

Our hands do one damage really yeah but there’s a challenge I need to do and it’s not using a weapon this would have been a perfect place to put a chest what an [ __ ] but there’s gauntlets you can get which is basically your hands but just like what are you jumping

No that little bling sound was that you what is you yeah one more secret trest this is not the time for Enderman to show up I have no arrows oh no get him kick his stethan come I I know Myab please kill him barely did anything oh there’s an exit there but then it continues this direction are all RPGs just convoluted with like all these different what do you mean like do all of them lead me to like very complicated paths no there’s a bunch of different ones

There’s ones like this could be like Diablo or like some other ones and there’s like other ones like Skyrim kind of oh honestly depends one like cyber punk sebris punk cyphus rifle it hurts I’m not doing it ah help I forgot okay I got a bad case of icky sticky

Hold on hold on hold on never mind your dog the [ __ ] oh Jeff whoa whoa yeah what the hell oh please I need a weap oh my I’m screwed oh wait never mind it’s not the boss fight yet I do 10 damage Damian how much do you do

15 ooh yeah how do you like that not punk I don’t like it at all I got bread though it’s fine what I’m fighting off quite the Army over here I’m probably going to die I don’t kill them all in time my thingy ones out like Lally like w

Wily fighting for my life right now howy come over here come over here come over here horn come over here come over explosive hey look a door it’s a [ __ ] prank a second door I still clicked it really yeah look it opened we didn’t have to fight him it’s just it’s still open

Get the XP oh yeah you’re right you’re right and I leveled up nice there is a lot of slame bows I just shoot from back here mind me I’m stuck why baby I I beg of thee give thy a weapon thy can wield that thy does thy more damage thy

Grab schy c c that’s what they call Peter don’t worry about let me see if he’s in chat no we’re good oh ah here goes the boss fight you ready for actually no this is not the boss fight one more after this back up please people orderly fashion

What why do we go in circle okay ah here we go you ready y oh you ready are you I’m ready are you ready yeah H keep away from me Walter move Walter oh [ __ ] Lord keep moving wter going for the attack I misfired [ __ ] hold

On in a very inconvenient place for me can you teleport to me are on the Flor L I’m trying I’m just super low too no oh stay back what are you talking about how did I die oh a stupid baby chicken I swung under him we got this we got this in the

Bag I’m going for it I’m going for the stew okay I don’t know where you are but uh might want to back up I was I was in the I’m I’m shooting it he got me in the headline come on come on come on come on

Yeah thank you look at the body flop right there watch this right I’m going to flank him I’m flank him they see this one coming got to get real up and close and personal up close and personal bam I missed bam I didn’t I’m so I

What I don’t I can touch you l i me my smoking you going to attack the order I’m [ __ ] dead we got this he laughing at us we got this we got this I’m going straight forward try to clear I was going to say try to clear enemies first but use your

Horn P out just kill it yeah some you get you got a weapon I got guess what I got oh it’s it’s actually not bad it’s a bow but it’s golden I cannot believe what I’m seeing it have it has weakening that’s not bad wasn’t I supposed to upload yeah I

Was you’re streaming right now you know that right I am yeah oh don’t you look at that forgot yeah cuz no one no one’s in chat it really sucks that my video didn’t work though so I can’t upload oh man I guess tomorrow I’ll just like I don’t know what I’ll do oh

I got a video out there now on top of the stream so we’re doing good oh I need to eat my cranberry little mashed potato all right an apple who are you oh that’s a gift guy never mind you get your Fox armor now open wide’s potion Supply is no more

And it’ll be a long time before the witches recover from this blow I call [ __ ] well done if I open up that chest I see some stupid let’s see oh I don’t want the soul healer man Salvage all right he selling the boots which I need and better those okay

I got level 14 cull now yeah and I have the boots I just got outstanding stuff from this guy ocelot armor okay I’m using that sword and I got double crossbows uhoh I don’t know it’s the same level as my other thing but gives me one one extra Health

Point N I’m not even going to use it I’ll put it in here hold I just emailed you the fox armor yay emailing perfect where can we go now what did we just do wait what level was the fox armor uh it was like six or seven

Why and it was golden did it change yeah what is it now it’s now level 26 and uh yeah it’s better yeah that’s good yo yo ho yo ho I thought you were talking about the value went down N I am I am destroying this food I [ __ ] restock restock restock restop [Applause]

[ __ ] oh nice look what I got what the what was that what was that I roll I put I put put fire down that’s so cool look what I can do you like that what is that nothing that’s what it was absolutely nothing all right now that I’m doing less

Damage I think I’m ready you want to what what’s a oh we can we can go to the nether you want to take a little quick adventure to the nether or just stay finish the mainland first and then we go mess with all those other ones try the

Nether I want to see if I can join all right we’re on a pretty high difficulty oh we’re fine no we’re really up there no don’t oh Dam this looks terrible this looks terrible we’re fine shut up we’re fine at least if we die we keep our

Things yeah we have keep inventory on all right chill oh you’re right you’re right a harsh welcome awaits you in the nether wases only ruins and Relics keep you company as you race to escape the let’s see if we can even damage an enemy maybe where are you going see I’m

Going to go see if I can damage enemy oh I can I absolutely can I was in the cut easily no you don’t understand D I was in a cut scene I seen you running I thought I thought I thought the game was broken cuz I’m in a cut scene is panning

Over to me and you’re just sprinting down the bridge what we got this what have I missed we got yeah you got this hold him they they hit a little hard but we got this a a little Dam it I just got over here and the first punch was knocked me

Out oh hold on I got to switch this damn it I don’t like my speed boosts not being they hit really hard o what’s this I got I got dam look a tree wow I’m going hold on hold on hold on I’m trying to wait a second there we

Go are you sure about this yes there’s a chest over here sword I got a sword so did I you want to know how we got to the nether we did oh that guy’s massive I I might kill my peter I have withering I cannot

The amount of damage they did to me and that Split Second Damon oh a spawner blast it we didn’t get blaze rods can actually use a spawner there’s a there’s a level where you can use a spa to this XP farm that’s actually kind of crazy is it good like yeah that’s all

Right I didn’t feel like sitting there for like an hour but let’s try it I got up like three levels why is there so many yeah that’s what I’m trying to figure out and you don’t take breakes it’s all at once your dog is oh my God there’s one secret on this entire

Map so it shouldn’t be hard to find M yes are these meant to be Nether fortresses but just like better think so They’re trying to summon here Brian are we supposed to be on that side or this side uh this side you know can I just why is it doing this to do you see that action superhero roll off the roof Yeah all right let’s take a look you oh [ __ ] oh I don’t know how to I’m being there Jesus I got him hello someone said hi in chat okay we have to a chest how do we get up there this way forward March how is eight people in here all of a

Sudden there just there was no one now there’s eight people in chat have to see yeah I seen the movie it’s a it’s a very interesting movie did you see a D in the F pH movie [ __ ] no why you want you want to get you want

To see you want to you don’t want to get Fazbear no I’m good you want you don’t want to watch the the Fazbear happen now there’s nine people here I’ve been what do you think is going to you think there’s a boss fight to this or no

Probably I mean it’s a DLC so yeah play Fredy fazs uh what do you mean have I ever played Freddy fazbears is that a game or is that like um and we’re playing Minecraft dungeons no oh okay yeah there is oh my Lord the diulus that spawned what the [ __ ] what

The little guy the spawner just spawned in out of nowhere are those just random Youtube emotes or do you have to like oh those are YouTube emot I didn’t know what they were oh my Jehovah Witness where did he come from did he jump on you where there zombie pigman now oh

My okay we’re good we’re good no we’re not I’m dead obtain your what was that oh it sound like a Wither don’t get about a gas a gas do you see one or no no we probably will fight one probably oh where what if it’s not what if it’s just like a

Strider evil doctor Strider puss if I get one more oh my no I don’t want you nor you I’m getting negative loot from playing with now there’s three people watching that was so weird I don’t knowwhere like a bunch of people joined yeah hi I might kill my peter level 13 damn hold

On Jesus man they really just like okay never mind no I thought we can go that I we can oh no cuz a bridge never mind is there another 18 spawners surrounded by 19 Withers no thank you for subscribing welcome to the channel I can say I do daily uploads at this point right cuz it’s been like a week of just a yeah please I’m in a Nether and they’re giving me [ __ ] things I want cool stuff I want cool what the hell what is that I’m too far away from the computer

To even see what that emote was I mean Emoji is this a train let me see come come take a look huh there like a de oh it’s a [ __ ] tower look at the top of them what yeah that’s it’s a train what tower has to it’s a train it’s a tower but look look

We’ seen a bunch of rail tracks all over it’s a train come here those are the smallest rail tracks for the biggest [ __ ] train listen listen listen that makes sense that makes sense hear me out listen listen hello that was the longest high I ever seen bro really is my mic

Muted no I don’t know okay I was going to cry I thought my mic was disabled I feel like I would be having a much easier time through this if I had actual weapons that did me something bam hold on hold on watch this watch this ready cam kahone cam I better get something good at the end of this yeah where is he oh I’m sorry what what oh we D me pardon me hoglins oh well we did it yeah now what yeah now what am I going to get I cannot even believe what I just got damn I got a goddamn

Horn I’m sick of this I got a be Nest you what a be Nest I’m I’m going that [ __ ] Claymore I’ll take it I’ll take it I’ll take it I’ll take oh that weapon was better I’ll take both I want to see I want to pick with cardi B but I ain’t

Getting it I’m give you this I want to see oh nice did it upgrade it’s uh 24 what was it when you had it uh level like four six this doesn’t make sense how is it how is this one how’s a claymore do more Dam oh my God I hate this

Game okay I don’t want that I don’t want that I’m keeping that oh cuz it’s much faster that’s why damn I think has some o to it all right we can we basically have the entire nether unlocked now but I want to go beat that stupid iller want to do that First can we go to the I guess we can just jump around and do it all you want to do the the forest the the snowy area what we got there’s like a snow Forest like the island yeah Island realm the all way in the corner it’s the snowy

One and we Crank that bad boy up to Max difficulty actually it doesn’t look like the there’s anything we would want from this from the little rewards thing I would just like something other than a horn you know yeah okay wait the Redstone mines has a

Boss so if we Crank that to all way up and then we have to do this one this is the way this is the way we win crank it all the way up to six I’m right back though explore me this is the one with the the spawner that you can

Um Camp uh yeah Camp yeah I’m literally watching slavery happen in front of Me there are unsettling Rumblings in the mountains of the Overworld whispered rumors say the illes are building something Dreadful far beneath these ancient mines something of so metal and Flame only a hero such as yourself could Brave the cavernous underground and uncover the truth all right Pig belly pork bag ribs

Two three one two 3 one two rooting two I’m ready for shooting all right let’s take a look one two one two one one two one h let’s go hi I found my Peta don’t don’t touch the mine cart oh my oh my Lord dude I how are they coming from behind us

Oh there’s a crossbow up there for me switch okay okay okay Uh fantastic all right are are you eating snacks right now no oh it’s it’s that loud crunching sound I’m healing actually thank you very much oh go not D we yeah you’re healing all right I’m about to get okay I rolled into the attack if that creeper lit on fire

So many creepers I know I I put myself in a blast radius hey another pickaxe whoa all right I’m going to die from Poison I’m fighting it off with the single I was healing and also dying at the same time cuz I had me a small piece of bread hey what this

Can my sword do damage [Applause] please what are you falling I can’t get up ho none of these are fast enough to do what I need yay [Applause] [Applause] there we go I can light him on fire a little [Applause] bit wait wait hold on hold on what

There’s a area over there we missed it looks important yeah there thing’s coming from it it’s Whispering skibby toilet D what the what does skib mean what I don’t know you sure do I look 12 and get a special class no I’m about to be if I don’t get out of

There clear the way special etiquette can we go down there no no yeah go down there you you go first no you I insist I can’t you dirty son of a [ __ ] good thing we came all way back over here yeah we’re not no no we we can get all the mob’s

Kill completion I’m not sure what that does but maybe it increases our chance of getting good stuff no probably just nothing no one’s stopping me from running past every mob there has to be a reason nothing just XP this they can’t even keep up with my epic kung fu skills check this

Out kung fu kung f surprise slavery okay I’ll love to go over there and help you but oh no I can’t oh there we go please don’t hit me haha stupid I got hit by train instead and lost all my health not again we my brother here

Do sure there seem to be a lot of fellas over there I won’t back down I can’t feel my balls are you healing me I was but I like started attacking that little kid punch you I ran away oh where’d he go okay why is there so many creepers I really don’t

Know nah nah we got it just got to go in and get little little hitson little bit little bit of hit just ah the train damn it I keep getting hit by it oh bro I didn’t realize you died right next to that thingy oh come on no are you serious I can’t

Move no come on I know the Knight will hurt me I’m trying to Avid that I am I am a phantom really what I just got air dropped by a freaking Phantom came out of the blue and yellow get your sure there a lot of mobs how howdy there

I’m not going to lie I thought your name was Martin Luther King for a second no I looked at the screen real quick it said Arthur Morgan but I thought it said something else howdy you don’t want to be in any part of that now do

You there is so many M spawners in here trust me I know you sure Sho came on TI once more oh no please I sacrificed myself no get out of there Mason go I have not a single Arrow to my name me neither man this sucks what the hell was that explosion stay

Back all right damn that better all of them that better be all of them if I see one more mob spawner so God help me toas long off [ __ ] enough all right let’s cool my dog died like 20 times just keeps coming back US Marine oh of course there’s a voker down

There and I have no arrows to handle it thank you for the same pickaxe you gave me 15 other times get that sneak attack oh goodbye idiot armor fell down there I’m pissed yeah yeah yeah now I look stupid oh wolf armor L spker armor

Ah it it cuz the amount of stuff I have on this armor I there’s no point of switching it I’m stuck with it plus we go to a tower again mhm I’ll try that again again after this yeah if we survive I think we will I’m I hear dogging the the beat down

Yeah oh we still have to find the end pearl of this place I mean Ender eye not Pearl your dog’s crying I don’t give a [ __ ] oh F where did they come from I don’t know well SP oh my God just keep swinging just don’t stop swinging quick peek and throw run

Away oh I didn’t do that whoa I’m looking real yeah no not doing that not doing that see how much damage they’re delivering like it’s nothing [ __ ] I got hit by the train thing C it’s a train Dam it yeah yeah Choo Cho no I ain’t dealing with

That oh [ __ ] oh now I have to oh no oh please let me go did you see the guy behind me hold on I need me some turkey all right all right now I’m not ready again oh [ __ ] thank God I level up at the perfect moment cuz it healed me holy

[ __ ] that is that’s some pretty good luck oh okay there’s one more villager man there’s so many more on the other side you’re free Big Brother all right here we go hold on now another goddamn [ __ ] spaw I swear to God if I see one of these things goam again yeah

God I said there’s so many oh oh my lordy Lord there was there was nothing I could have done to get out of that there’s no way there is no way I not play today all right I no way your dog just got assassinated you like three back flips

Just heal run and heal I have no heals I have no heals of course you do and I’m going to get hit by the [ __ ] Knight that God damn it last chance all right just stay back and shoot maybe that’s our strategy it’s working pretty good now we rush then they’re just going

To keep spawning not if I have something to say about it all right perfect oh yeah some I got nine arrows to my KN got 12 to my game creeper no can I heal please Jesus man let me heal there we go have a piece of bread D see I

To [ __ ] is it it’s Austin and yeah kind of can’t stop [ __ ] up no arrows your dog died again God damn it I got daggers [ __ ] I do it the wrong way God damn it oh my Lord hold on we need a second come over

Here come this way yeah I need look at more this way more this way all the way hold on I didn’t I need to look at my stuff okay I have three pickaxes I hear them they coming give us a second please have some courtesy come over

Here okay I have daggers I have you you suck I’m not using you crossbow 16 not using that not using that not using that definitely not using that not using that okay looking good all right I I in conclusion I got nothing that can help me unless no that does nothing all

Right I don’t want to get off my screen just remember Everyone likes Kung Fu Fighting Damian there’s not a single person that doesn’t like conu fighting a wolf this looks like a boss fight nah no no way of course oh I [ __ ] hate this why it’s just easy come on now

Shoot him a little bit oh you have him stunned beat him down yeah he’s not stunned no hold position oh never mind this guy’s a piece of cake and I got wolf armer I got daggers isn’t that fantastic there’s more no there’s not just just like just walk you know

They’re not even going to do anything what are they going to do hold on wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait blacksmith yeah I think I need to go hold on hey hey now I can upgrade our

[ __ ] yeah but then we have to do we have to do three missions before that and it’s so annoying yeah well that just means we don’t do that hard Mission the [ __ ] is that thing whatever I’m about to get a sonogram my butthole we defeat it

Every please I beg of you yes yes what’ you get the best [ __ ] thing holy [ __ ] where you at I got a ancient hunts unlocked I got I got something not bad I got new rockets look at me yeah what the hell just what is I I

Can’t I don’t even know what I just seen it’s a corrupt a beacon it’s basic yeah what the hell is that that is terrifying oh and then the mushroom he’s selling a mushroom thing uh 26 he doesn’t have that for me oh well he has a stupid spinny axe that does 69

Damage I might get it just because it does 69 damage random item just for just for Goofs I’m going to put my uh actually no I’m not even going to try it should I put the thing you gave me in There uh I guess sure I I’ll just here take this this I feel like I should put something on there too I should put the fox armor in there yeah I’m going do that oh my God everything I got so bad I’m going to cry cool down and reset artifact all

Right yeah that’s what you get I’m I’m just going to Savage my black scrap armor cuz it’s not it’s good but I’m not getting the results I need okay pickaxe I’ve never do that I’m weak I’m weak bring this armor and then I have my fox armor there really I’m

Poor are you I got no emeralds you want to go to the tower yeah let try that all right hopefully we can now I know how it works we can blast through it literally probably might even nut how do I accept it just pause button oh there we go

Okay we got this there’s no way in hell I’m going to pray I get the nameless um thingy again forgot the name of it actually doesn’t have a name cuz it’s nameless what’s that one nameless Lord called I don’t know shoot man what’s that what’s that

Damn I just can’t remember it just does have a name you know yeah all right got this got this [ __ ] in the bag kill everything that moved God for sick explosion PR run the [ __ ] yeah what do I want what do I want what do I want I

Want I want I want nothing yeah I guess I will heal my allies for a bit yeah that’s good we got this H intriguing if I get the same armor Choice again after going through all of this I’m going to cry no you don’t if you actually beat it you get like better

Better [ __ ] choices that was way better oh that was pretty good though I healed when I lost all my health that was kind of crazy actually no only one choice out of those two were good seem to be a little problem my controller dying U plug it on

In well you see I got no slots do you have a second controller a [ __ ] that one’s dead too yeah I do have one let me get a charger and plug in the second one so once the one that I’m using dies I can just switch switchy on over yeah look these

Gourds I didn’t mean to throw that you might want to move there we go it blw in you ready yeah oh yes yep right there come on now don’t even need no not no second thought even needed she where are they at out of our way we have places to

Be go go go go go okay is it the same options every time no it shouldn’t be but I don’t know cuz every time I did I just Beat It easily so do whatever why don’t I even have a where the door at I don’t want any of This this whatever get over here damn he’s running away um come here yes [Applause] I do need armor so I’m just going to take this one s take my sword and give me Unholy powers like any other 15 blade what are you doing highness oh I

Have a chance of summoning bees when I do it that’s nice um is there a McMahon somewhere that can reset my trades I mean my uh enchantments like what do you mean like on the tower yeah nah damn it I me enchantments yeah know oh my God SpongeBob what are you ready

Um would you would you do it again if I give you a kiss okay it’s not going to combat floor yeah yeah yeah yeah TNT always goes so much further than it needs to go man [ __ ] I slid into a guy so hard he fell what oh that’s you I thought you

Were a zombie or something why cuz I’m green huh yeah that’s exactly why RAC color F man all these options really do suck yeah I mean it’s almost like they suck yeah it’s almost like I’m get used none of them what the I pick the worst

Crossbow I have to let it charge before using it and I hit him with that I don’t want that Soul Gathering I don’t need that ah [ __ ] I got a I got achievement called Smooth Operator are you a Smooth Operator yeah I got that trophy today too I’ll play

Nice oh I don’t know how I got it sliding on I oh I all these damn bumbles with me that boy a right open yes explosion bow thank you my freaking thingies suck you know my little my little uh my little specials in the corner they they’re terrible all

Right hold on now hold on one second hold your [ __ ] uh a little little late for that now little late uh little late it’s fine just give me a second I’m I’m doing research hold on yes I have to go I have to I have to oh my

God I I trigger it by accident oh my [ __ ] I Enchanted my sword with the you got to go D what you said you have to go no I said like cuz I triggered it by accident I can’t believe I did that oh I’m going to die I accidentally

Put the enchantment on that enchants only that does more damage only to Enchanted enemies I’m going to cry my sword’s useless now and I’m slow I’m doing near to no damage he’s coming for me I’m dead I got you don’t this sword sucks I really ruined it why am I always so slow

Sir get down get down sir get down sir get down help Beast Aid me give me AIDS so it down so I found where I found where that clip actually came from it was a it was a a guy running out officer with a knife on a

Highway hey I’m looking real low and slow yes easy I I actually can’t use this weapon anymore Daman well hopefully there’s a good thing here hold on I think I have to switch the weapons no I have to get the mushroom I have to I cannot believe I I did

That the freaking stupid thing oh my God I I have not seen a single I got these stupid bow stupid weapon actually no Bow’s fine I thought I had a different one yeah not a single weapon that’s going to replace my sword um I’ll take this I thre that myself is that all

No oh of course out of here be gone oh my there we go that’s there we go hold on this sword’s enchants are so good but this armor is also good I have to do this I have to get rid of my my sword to replace it with this one this one

Enchantments are so good switching up the gameplay a bit I’m just gonna keep let me upgrade the armor I’m just going to upgrade the armor next time uh enchantments bam what horor what disgusting blade I hold upon my hands have you ever seen anything like it yes shut

Up I actually used it once I was actually okay I had good enchantments on it but this one just slow it is really slow I would expect this to be faster it has a Thrust thing where you can actually like hit multiple enemies just line up together oh there we go

That’s nice yeah it just takes like I have to line it up sort of you know oh I claps that man I folded him we folded him see this is where a sword like this will get you killed yeah actually no oh I have my

Mushroom oh if it was this fast I would have been chilling man well it is but nice man all these kind of suck yeah I’ll take the fishing Co though just because it’s funny let me show you why see W oh that’s a creeper that is that roll was

Precise c choa c choa CA choer I blew him up I blew him up what do you mean look there’s a snowman snowman do I want the katana no I don’t there a merchant I don’t want any of those how do you know the Merchant’s

Next is it just memory or it says it oh at the top left power upgrade [ __ ] why my armor sucks do I upgrade the armor the sword I upgrade my sword cuz my thing doesn’t have any yeah stuns mobs I should have done the bow damn it man all

Right I feel like this sword can be saved if I just get a armor that uh increases my attack speed this is a UNG good situation for a slow sword like this all right I guess I’ll just handle these very slowly though oh my got oh my lordy Lord

Well the SpongeBob square with this boy he the key running away I don’t care about that right now he can run away all he wants I don’t want to die [ __ ] I’m going to drown don’t worry about the key oh it’s going to disappear he’s Bing it I stole

Him all wait wait please wait just wait cuz I need to heal I need to heal what if they hit us through the door no we’re good you are you are Cris of D you you’re staring death you’re not yeah I precisely have 0.5 Health that’s how all right open up Big

Brother damn thr immedately C right into the face okay what happened see clapped am I healing you um huh nothing I’ll take the damage boost yeah this also like turns enemies into like friends for a little bit like this the my little thingy yeah for a little

Bit yeah for a little bit for real wait kids kids they’re too fast I can’t defend against them get away slavery slavery yeah victory victory Screets I got another achievement [ __ ] I’m coming actually I should kill him first now I’m and that one over there no no no it’s fine it’s fine now let’s get the [ __ ] out of here oh you I don’t need to gather Souls but huh all right I’ll be right back d uh I

Need to put this in the I have Max Muscle I have all the muscle they’re questioning my authority oh I see where you mean the next boss thingy yeah all right well this gives me my artifact thingy so I’ll just wear this for now how do I look

Oh Damian D we’re on we’re on a boss floor what what do you think you’re doing mister this ain’t funny oh never mind not even an issue wow nice idiot stupid I tried it combat uh wolf armor no sticky balls I do like balls but not these uh

Good man all this sucks I’m really just looking for anything at this point yeah oh what the hell oh dear Heavens I’m dead no no no no no no fire fire fire all cannons fire all cannons on that man that’s a bomb that’s a bomb ah look at him

Bam I sent out the troops oh I can heal now thank God I I I if I I’m going to cry that guy almost I don’t want to see a single Enchanted creeper do what who’s not dead got to look for him somewhere where you at big brother there he is got

You seven more levels we got this Victory will be ours okay hold on I didn’t want that how do I put it back Circle I accidentally I just got rid of my bombo I accidentally clicked it I didn’t mean to you can press Circle no I can’t

[ __ ] oh my I’m going to cry man oh my what do I have now actually no it’s not the same it’s dumb so many stairs the bombo is so good cuz I can hit several at once this is stupid oh my God about to die yeah yeah yeah I’m

Going to die why is he friendly now all of a sudden cuz you use that Health thing and it they become your friends for a little while like in real life and then they [ __ ] like in real life no we have three lives though if you die

It’s fine what oh wait we’re only on floor S I mean I keep misclicking and getting stupid stuff in return are you serious get out of here that’s that that got a kick to it be my friend be my friend okay how is there still more no come on come

On no you got to be kidding me you Zeus Zeus is there creeper oh hey look at that that’s convenient be my friend yeah okay I’m going to actually die because of the stupid stuff I keep picking picking know what why not oh know this one I can’t see oh

Yeah what the hell is that [ __ ] you [ __ ] ice block potion hopefully my guys will protect me for a second did I I made the iller a friend please no more now this next level we died on hold on okay that means should okay there’s a

There’s a there’s a there’s a there’s a golden Hammer in front of me should I get it or no no what I need this slow yeah what do I do fires lightning bolts no I’m just going to do it actually no because I can make this sword golden and it it’s not getting

Faster though but no it’s a Lot F no it’s slower it’s way slower same speed has more area so much area unbel it’s weaker what how’s that no I can keep this one this one increases my melee attack speed I’m good I’m good we got this we

Got this just stay back and shoot you know it was the other one we died on right not this one I think guys yeah I’m not sure it was the one with all those armored guys okay keep your distance somewhat together y somewhat somewhat oh uh Why Can’t We Be Friends

Why Can’t We Be Friends why Can’t We Be Friends that’s a creeper that’s a lovely not so what the [ __ ] friend are you serious I’m stuck what oh I don’t know dizzy okay we need to stick closer this time stay here they’ll come to us I think some of

Well oh yeah this is fine come come over here what there okay okay all move move move I don’t know where you went oh run away just run from the creepers don’t even try to attack them what the [ __ ] what where is that coming from

I no no no no no just run to the starting area I refuse I refuse he’s following me they’re following me come on come on okay he the Knight will hurt me you can’t I can’t heal i i i unless someone Dro bread or something anyone feeling

Generous always trying to keep a poor man down please please made like Gaz allow me to do something yes there we go it heals me too when I heal you I didn’t know no I healed you I healed you oh okay thank God thank the Lord on this

Day please may God protect us to our Journeys they give me something good did not give us something good [ __ ] so we are screwed hopefully my God we are screwed this might help better honestly I’m getting the ninja armor oh Merchant floor hey buddy you feel like hooking me

Up with a brand new sword I know you do should I make my crossbow unique or should I just like do the sword no the sword if anything do more damage I’m doing a sword 44 and it’s purple now this thing looks disgusting Damian what does it do are you

Serious are you serious no what I I’m I’m going to cry I’m so bad or so good it’s so bad oh I have I have nothing I gained Souls Damian I gain Souls what’s sword called The Sword is called internal knife eal e whatever it’s called

Stupid I I got to get souls now even though my soul bar is completely full cuz I don’t need it all right stay back and stay right here up here actually keep your distance use my mind so keep shooting okay okay okay okay you might want to back up a bit

Yeah um got I got Stu hey guys they getting a bit too close you know how about you got to be my friend there we go that’s what I to see friendship is key I’m suck in the fire I can’t move oh he’s a friendly never mind okay all right all

Right did it we did it two more floors the last floor or the boss floor and let me say we’re going to have to fight the Ender Dragon it’s a pain cuz he shoots [ __ ] and you can’t get really that close to him look at his scyth that would been so

Cool to get before so Gathering one armor chance of summoning bees actually I want this that gives me more health so might as well take it mhm all right are you ready I look like look at me yellow I even have a chance enchant okay stay just just stand up

Here literally it just stand up here and like yep hey guys welcome to the clan yes do this clan BS that guy that guy’s pretty strong move I have bees I have tiny people I have everything I need just let me live I’m down here what are you doing

Down there might distract them a little bit you know oh there’s a lot of Enchanted guys down there I’ll handle that yep I about say oh no never mind there’s a hole there it seems and I went right in there okay hold on hold on let’s get these guys

First well I’m much I’m kind of faster now is that a chef chef po Rd where you at hold on hold on where come on no balls kind of running out of arrows here I already ran out those hurt this is a terrible idea but I’m doing it get the oh I’m so

Did we do it run away that didn’t [Laughter] work walking TNT yes yes yes you one extra life left okay we got this we got this yeah we got this I have my bees I’ve done the solo before I have six people oh the Golem summon Iron Golem to

Aid you in battle I want it but actually I’ll switch it for my heart thingy should I do it both do it I have so many mobs M thing doesn’t really I have seven mobs helping me here there’s no way we don’t win this I have

Seven things with me I have seven in the middle I have seven Spawn Two I just need to get hit first and then my bees will spawn what is that you know I I don’t know I don’t like it I don’t like it he’s pucking me with stuff I don’t like

It you’re that stupid fire guy oh my guys did it never mind oh there is iron golems in this game remember when I asked you with there is yeah where’d he go oh uh get behind a pillar or something he’s shooting [ __ ] you get it’s like basically instant death I’m whipping his

Cheeks I’m I’m between him like I’m the bread and his butter oh I can’t really get close to him yeah I know some pork had a taste [ __ ] almost got hit by those thingies wait I’m not doing damage to them none of them are the arrows yeah kind

Of damn don’t get hit by that that’s that’s [ __ ] hell this guy’s annoying I need to heal I need to stand back and heal cuz I have one HP to my name you know that’s my I got him distracted okay when he does is little ball thing don’t get hit by those

Yeah I’m not here dodging I’m weaving in these streets you can’t even hit him when he does it okay that’s not good for me I got hit way too many times I need to back up no someone’s in chat can I join uh hold on we are we are in deep

Doooo come to me I don’t know where you are I’m scared thank you it was like any second I’ll die slice him oh my God get out of the fire [ __ ] yes get to him get to him [ __ ] no he was wait you you slow him down

Right stun for a little bit he he he stunned like by himself like you got down to like the other circle thing oh my Golem died oh oh oh my God oh my I’m dodging I’m weaving I’m using a Golem yeah get him get him get him get get

This where is he at over here o I hit him oh my God I can’t even [ __ ] you to no I got hit by the balls get him yes yes please please one last hit there we go out of there this guy what is he doing he didn’t die he’s dying there he

Oh he dropped his crown he got sad yeah that was terrible but we did it anyways we did Victory now let let me see something stupid up here on my screen I am so I cannot believe what I’m looking at what do you see this sword I see yeah

What about this bow oh my God what about this armor gain speed after Dodge not really oh this sword’s so cool I might get the sword I’m getting the sword 300 damage it’s slow so 300 damage what are you talking about give me that it’s area kind of sucks too not going to

Lie but still it’s a cool sword and then we go to the other guy and we upgrade it you know what I’m talking about yeah so then when we and this could be like a backup sword for bosses only yeah all right fine oh Peter said eat why is is a

Tronus i Google was a tronus I say that was is what Peter is I he’s in chat when you said that he is I said it yes damn it look at the way you carry this this is so cool hold on come over here look at this look at this see

That is insane base damage is uh 200 Circle oh this is disgusting oh wait oh no this is gross that was a good choice good choice good good choice good choice oh we’re not going to need a weapon for very long so I can get rid of all this C area that

Heals you in all out what the [ __ ] what so there’s a uh enchantment that I have is called Radiance so I have the 20% chance to spawn a circular area that heals me and my allies with it oh my God are you serious this sword has

EO yeah I just saw that yeah I’m okay so Echo and Radiance you want to get Radiance and I get mobs explode after defeated never mind that seems yeah should I get that or no get if you want I feel like we’re going to use Radiance more yeah

50 I’ll be Dam get Echo again or should I get Radiance put it to level two um I say do Echo first and then we do Radiance later yeah actually I have I have enough to oh I maxed out both max out both boy oh my God I’m so stupid

It that was a terrible idea we should have gave it to him first and then use our other weapon and then a cuz he takes the enchantments off of it he does take the he just like gets rid of it and then you pick it again do

I get it back in there or no I think you get the enchantment back no no but I have to put more skill points in it that I don’t have anymore oh he you can Sal just Salvage something I know but this is a good sword and you know oh no you

Get the skill points back I think I hopefully you get him back hopefully no you get them back okay hold on but look Let’s test it let’s test it oh my God this is gross Damen this sword is look at this look at the speed it up real quick oh my I came

In we’re going to kill some things let’s go we got this can you give me an armor please oh wow what I can’t believe that worked I’m broken I can’t afford [ __ ] I asked for armor and they gave me armor you want this Turtle armor no I’m

Good I have my fox armor when it’s upgraded after we do two more missions I have a sword in there but I’m never going to use it because I got this freaking honka thingy this honasa surus this honga balas this chonga fonga I don’t need any this anymore I’m

Can get rid of all it so I got all the pesel I need let’s go I feel like we can take on anything so we can uh let’s go to fiery Forge we can put To the Max or you want to leave it at uh this

One the [ __ ] Max boy yeah let’s go our team power that doesn’t make sense yeah it makes no sense I don’t I don’t know how the power thing works yet I don’t understand that cuz my power is 31 mine is it says my power is 28 I think mine

Is so low because of my armor I just need to get really good armor and then I think I’m set oh my God if I get armor that makes the sword even faster I’m going to I’m going to do a backflip more except the quest boy oh

That I thought I thought I did it that’s why I was sitting there I was waiting for you to do it I did it okay that makes sense makes sense I don’t know how but on before all my streams were deleted the longest stream I had was 8

Hours I don’t know I don’t know what I was no that was because I was at Lucas’s house and we just played GTA all night I think you were there maybe I don’t know all right let’s go test this bad boy oh my we’re like this is like the sword from berserk but

Not what’s that you something to say see Enchanted guy disgus out of my way excuse me pardon me passing by it’s still slow but it’s not like it even affects me at all now imagine if you pick the bow yeah this is so cool just mowing through him

Oh I haven’t need to healed once I healed once because I freaking was I stopped swinging for some reason that sneak attack did 1,66 damage there’s a chest over here is this the one that slows down my roll yeah I don’t like those just a go you think anything in here is going

To kill us no maybe the the boss is pretty strong but I don’t I don’t think it’s going to be a problem there’s just one thing if we get it I’m telling you it it’s the easiest boss fight the iller thing iller so yeah for the iller fight if there just one

Thing we get it somehow easy fight I mean we’re doing was there no there was no IE on this one okay we’re good oh looking for a fifi how many secrets are here 10 that’s a lot thought that web was going to stop me disgusting you stupid you’re dumb you’re

[ __ ] you can hit him from so far away all right so that Arrow basically tells us we need to go the opposite direction they want us to go so we got this way always yeah you never go the direction they want you to it just wouldn’t make sense Pard of me

There’s a door over here ready what how did I not kill him oh wait there’s more that way too right did you check way over there mhm yeah there’s way more this way too as well I didn’t Che all the way okay I’ll go this way then I’ll just take a quick few

Emeralds hold on what’s this never mind I forgot the teleporting was a thing so I can just teleport to you hold on my [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what’s wrong my my microphone falling off and then I’m getting attacked I’m coming here did I I spawned in and died what is that a cutless

Eating pork in front of a pig all right there we go back in up battle all right oh My I have I just unequipped my bow I okay I was trying to show you my new enchantment and I just rolled into the fire Tada like to one I have on my fox armor yeah is everything in here yeah I think so all right we’re just healing each other back and forth

Yeah oh that is pretty good but it’s going to wait a second enchantments chance to spawn Emerald every block explored no wa that’s stupid all right what’s the armor you use on your main character uh the rout one oh okay this guy’s strong but not strong enough out of here whoa okay

How many shots is he going to take oh they usually die really quick that guy took like eight well we are the highest difficulty on this oh I can’t that would that could explain it it doesn’t sometimes it doesn’t feel like it though well maybe because we

Have a [ __ ] powerful sword you know the G lot this the Godzilla by I watched the Godzilla movies again I really like those have you seen the uh Godzilla versus Kong it’s on Netflix I think so yeah that that movie was so damn confusing for me that is straight up Terraria

Weapon what is that thing called again it’s like the triangle you know what I’m talking about yeah the prism something prismarine I think it’s just called prison yeah imagine C has a crossover this game I I don’t think that will happen cuz I don’t think enough people care about this game look at

This I I there’s no way I could damn it you might want to that’s going to be really inconvenient the second I spawn it how much damage that thing do uh 472 D just you have to have a good angle that’s I’m in a sweet

Spot now we got to go uh click all these pressure thingies what whoa so there’s like little gas Chambers when you press you know oh these little guys watch out oh I didn’t even notice a Golem whoa got to okay that was that was fast wow just like it was never

There I think it’s best we stick together even though we’re still strong yeah let me let me get over to you o I got a nice bow what what is what is the name of it power bow nice power get out of there don’t run in it oh oh I [ __ ] up crusty

Yeah like I got blasted Pizza oh yeah yeah feel burn thank you okay uh I know there’s a door around here I think it’s up there hold on I got to fix let me put more electrical tape on it oh my God hey is there like C somewhere that I don’t know I’m going to do it right now I’m just saying all right I’m back after putting on more electrical tape to hold the microphone I’m back all right all right all right see come up here come up here no

And you go through door lead to a treasure Co not Cove that was wrong word activate racism meter sure guys in here huh yeah I don’t want this reinforced does that have recycle on it it does you get anything good no I cannot believe the amount of mobs I’m looking at right

Now yeah my my sword’s good it’s just my armor and bow suck CH oh [ __ ] I wasn’t paying attention there’s another room over here damn let’s go in the room reinforced still this also has Dash okay I’ll hold up to that did you are you in here oh there you are Yeah just melting them my God I [ __ ] hate my fifth Hammer yeah okay see that guy there you don’t not anymore and hit that oh my God oh my God I’m going in Mr Crab I’m running in oh cak work like a walk in a park just

With a lot of skeletons and creatures but just like it what does this do yay ah wait isn’t there a what boss fight no that’s after that’s after come on I just I I think is still a good distance we have to go before we get to it there’s so much happening around

Me that’s uh did you go through that one yeah we did I think there’s one more door I just don’t know where it is I think it’s up here oh no that’s how you never mind I guess there’s not excuse me b okay that didn’t work got Lu got

Lucky I love when it hits the ground like that twice it does so much damage okay um not looking good look the opposite of good never mind been chilling yes how many Secrets did we find five okay oh wait what’s that oh another Hammer they really like hammers in this

Place I’ll tell you oh Hammer Central do you have recyc on your armor what do you have recycle on your armor nope that your I have Lu see on my armor oh okay yeah looking smiffy uhuh match stud what is happening oh I got another [ __ ]

Hammer Mr Squidward why is that guy was so we another Hammer no get back me boy I don’t want to have to hurt you another Hammer I have three of them right now my inventory I have a not going to use it though I have a [ __ ] Hammer

Nice I wonder what I’ll get next I the only thing I’ve seen come I have any of these chests is a hammer or like the the reinforced armor I would take the reinforced armor but it’s just a roll is so slow to get it back again open says

Me ah of course it’s Redstone gold Pig get the pig sir sir you can’t kill us we’re using the power of friendship ah another Hammer how could I foreing this I have power bows this time okay here’s a boss fight all right hold on oh I also got a power

Bow might as well use this what I have now sucks did that that’s what yeah it’s definitely my armor and bow that’s holding me back get rid of this use this going to use this there all right you ready yeah I’m about e it all right this guy’s really big and fast so

Hit these and then run these yeah know hit it hit it hit it I think we can go in right now oh this guy oh get a l of this guy huh oh get a l this hold on hold on hold on his little Chums are pretty strong

Though get a load oh jum mate okay all right hold on we’re D we assumed we assumed too fast we assumed oh he even going to see this one coming he a even going to see this one coming sing Holy [ __ ] I’m dead I’m I’m we must fight

C I’m dead last hold on do we die yet at all or something once oh okay I’m trying to get these tiny little things off me yes perfect are you serious man bro I this is so inconvenient oh my God I lit the thing oh my God I’m

Dead see I was healing you I almost had you you know what go in just go straight for him what’s he going to do what’s he going to do about it what’s he going to do about it puss boy get him get him take that poopy pants I got another

Hammer but it’s kind of good look at it look at this uh is it purple yeah it’s I don’t know you know what it is it’s Salvage that’s what it is oh might as well Salvage this harp thingy I’m getting sick of it same thing with this my Pig’s on fire we did

It we did it we I think we can just should we do the tower oh no wait never mind we don’t have the sword in the tower damn they hitting hard this time [ __ ] they they they hitting different now now yeah they H did a little different this this one skeleton hit for

50 there’s there yeah what’s up what’s up what’s up B okay they just got one pieced is that them all I think we got them all than so X penis of course there’s more I have our way please we we did it yeah destroyed the really have

Smashed I hate to see what the iller I haven’t beat him yet so I don’t know what he has in store for me Damen what time is it it’s time o’clock it’s time a.m. p.m. private porker look how much damage iron hide amulet what does this do um it’s going scrap that’s what it’s doing okay let’s see did it hurt no damn it thing sucks all right what’s up Mr Black oh all right

So do we do the Tower or or perhaps what is this wait you see this what you see what I’m seeing no I clicked on the stronghold now I’m seeing a cut scene click on the stronghold I don’t see what you’re okay I’ll give you the playby playay the Enderman stole a

Crystal the the they’re walking they’re walking right where like like what happen regular one yeah in the corner of the main island thing you see the oh oh this all makes sense now they stole something You see the thing that says stronghold hold on oh yeah we have a daily Quest actually and it’s armor 40 all right creep 40 hold on what something’s going on what with my channel 1,048 subscribers some guy just commented dad what ah man this what this what YouTube

Ling looks like all right uh we have a bunch of debuffs by the way because a challenge but I’m assuming we can get good armor out of it especially since it’s the highest the trial oh my god do you see okay um players health is decreased by 75% melee mobs are replaced with

Pillagers players deflect enchant I don’t know what that means hold on oh we got we got good swords we got it yeah yeah if we just stay close to each other we can just constantly heal oh no that’s not how that works F over here right now we we are not that

That don’t it don’t work like that anymore we’re not taking any stupid paths we keep our distance we do not are we going for all the [ __ ] secrets or just completing it are are you joking me we are getting we’re completing this we’re completing this thing we just need the end stuff we

Just need the we just need the prize let’s not get all cooky now I can’t I can’t heal I’m so low I’m SC oh you’re lower zombie yeah are you this is a terrible run just go get out of there just for you for the freedom what’ you gain from that what

Was your plan I was going to see if I can heal by killing them no you didn’t do it my my role has to be on par Fox arm okay come on come on I’m here big brother please please get me away from them let we sneak a little

Snack how are you going to get past all of them just let him walk into it dang going they ain’t moving they they know they know I have no more arrows I we get n like all right heal this pleas [ __ ] it there we go that is not how the game is

Meant to be played swing please please please please please please please please please please swing I don’t have arrows so I can’t like I healed directly when that Arrow hit my face I leveled up the second that hit my face go home go to bed go home go to B I

Don’t have arrows I know I do oh that was a bad idea someone says someone says something in chat but it’s my chat’s not working or maybe it was an old message that just popped oh I forgot you had that that’s That’s mighty convenient yeah you know it’s not convenient

This H save the Villager H I’m running out of arrows it hurts it hurts I swear you got to be kidding me right now Swing Swing no get turn around we got this don’t hit me that man almost knocked the soul out of me how long [ __ ] I really wish I had

Recycle oh we can deflect things that’s what by I don’t know how but okay each time I respawn I have extra health I I just tossed a random enchantment on my backup I cannot imagine what the TNT is going to do to us oh so enchanted villager is kind of like useless

Right like that guy uh he still did damage hit them before they even notice us okay Sunshine Lollipops and holy [ __ ] no lollipops no rainbows all right there was not a single lollipop okay hold on well we really need to think about our things here we’re going the long way come this

Way wait no is that the not the long way we’re not going that way [ __ ] that oh yeah hold on I got 13 arrows are look down there what do you see tell me what you see down there enchanted creepers they they were even bothered by that Arrow you shot at them

Oh that that com don’t worry about it there we go he’s coming this way another one that was a terrible idea all right we’re good isn’t there a boss fight in this one oh no that really hurt hold on come over here Damon give

Me a second I need to get my dog lay down hey no there’s no getting your dog right now life or death [ __ ] hell oh hey D I can’t help open the nose I know I have o noou slap no hey guess what I have not a single please

Heal that’s nasty I don’t like that ooh rocket this is if you die after I guess you out that mess can we just walk past them I got I mean you see the accuracy I mean they they hit I mean we can we can you want to do

Want try yeah yeah go on go on I we he for try it I I’ll go I’ll just go now go just I’m skipping everything actually just keep running rows they can’t hit oh never mind oh never mind never mind like that now I have to go all the

Way over here to come get you no this is terrible Damon they can’t hit I tell you what their aim is phenomenal yeah maybe they might spawn here that’s not the right place to spawn me get over here get over here oh just go you have

Healing what are you doing why are you all way over there I what you’re talking about oh my you have left me in such a predicament I didn’t leave you you left me all right you left me I thought you didn’t through our plan what what plan

You just rush run that’s the [ __ ] plan what are you talking about the plan is not going do you see how many creepers there are all right this our last chance we got to take this nice and slow nice and slow see we rush in real quick and we

Get him just enough to clear the way then we heal shot a rocket over blast go go disgusting creepers move back TNT is nice okay oh my goodness gracious don’t bother with them just wa here here oh oh oh dear oh my I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m

Stuck do you see what’s happening up on that Hill hey look at this come over here look at this look at this look at this Sunshine Lollipops the easy way this is the AY way when someone mentioned the oy way they’re talking about this I’m stuck just run I’m I I can’t

Run come on run just run oh [ __ ] we can’t oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] that’s not fun all right we got this we got this we got this you want wait here for our potions yeah yeah I forgot my armor heals you too so we’re kind of we’re

Chilling unless we’re not and then then we’re then we’re done yeah is there a easy inch I can get increase chance of mobs drop uh after rolling your next attack will cause what pulls mobs towards the weapon point of impact fire grows dealing extra damage

Um just do that I need anything at this point my potion’s almost back so I think we’re good to go yeah cool all right now this is all the all every single iller villager go in here get you know I arrows nice nice looking for there go get yourself I accident

Took nice 28 arrows that’ll definitely get me through this first rocket just hold sure do the max amount of damage what even let them think about hitting you don’t even let it cross their mind you see that why am my arrows that big do you see that

Okay I need to be very careful here must dodging weave of intelligence not like that I can’t see cuz there super cave entrance now I I can see too much now oh look at chest how nice I just hit him with it Pi anymore what is that Ma I have mystery armor

H look at me the hell is that good okay mystery armor uh 327 Health GA 50% Gathering souls and 50% artifact damage damn I mean yeah it’s just pretty good I’ll just use this for now this bow is better than what I had have so I’m

Rid of that and I’m going to put my Salvage points into uh Five Arrows y to there and then I put that I don’t want that perfect okay oh no look at it let’s take a look at this do we have to we’re almost done we’re almost done we have one last I

Missed one chance I don’t know what that was all about they’re so dumb they don’t even notice us got to sneak forward sneak forward Dam Daman oh my God that guy hit so hard I don’t even want to get hit by that I don’t even want to figure out

What that thing hit the other guy I know it’s like locky on to it but like try to hit the other guy thaty not waste too many a froze okay I I fumbled out There I’m not dead I’m dead I did it now there’s no more enchant it use your arrows okay I really hope there’s there’s a sheep watch out there’s a sheep no oh with the zombie you can’t be distracted by the Sheep what he’s hidden in the

Bushes you have this guy has no clue what we’re going through he’s just hering no my back hold on two more and we’re done just don’t get hit easy as that don’t get hit see look easy simple not simple not easy no it’s not simple don’t get hit hey watch this ready

Ready that didn’t work that didn’t work [ __ ] that is so immediately just Spam your button I’m going this way around wait for me wait for me [ __ ] what’s over here there’s enemies up there why is my chat not working it’s saying people are saying stuff but it’s just not

Like it’s so weird sh I for a biscuit no no do not risk anything foris too many biscuits Chuck-E-Cheese SC oh there people from from the shorts okay hello do not risk it for the biscuit not with that guy arrows wait hold on someone say something it was a bit more aggressive

In your office or in a way it would be helpful for the application or not what I I’m very I’m very confused maybe I’m stupid and can’t read but I’m very confused I think he’s talk about the Chuck-E-Cheese game I played on the short which I should make a full

Video out of but I just why do you people I got the same armor twice you people what you mean by that when did I say that what you just said no I’m joking help help the [ __ ] cow we have there’s one guy d man if you don’t if you don’t stop

Running how close do we have to be next to each other to heal all right find we’ll be doing exactly that we’re we’re on our way we even know you hold let me take a little peek let me take a little peek let me take a little peek Peak harder what the [ __ ]

Like look I shot the wrong direction sing I did you see that did you see that DOD all six arrows right over my head sheep dead damn man no no more we we’re risking I’m risking the biscuit way too much I got carried away I forgot I think I think that’s even Daman

Hold on no more [ __ ] biscuits for you all right we oh this is the way we’re supposed to go I I got confused no no I do not agree with your terms of service Dam they are going for the biscuit these guys okay all right that kind of help a bit nice

And okay okay okay that that that over there is not helpful at all [ __ ] hell just fight or run away I am oh just don’t just kill the archers I’m trying I I can’t I don’t know where arrows to do it run run he like heal baby zombie no

He if I kill them by you I can heal please please let me do this around me allow it allow it allow it allow it allow it run just run if anything run this way this way this way please just book it let us fast I don’t want to play

I don’t want to be in this map anymore me me I’m stuck I’m stuck no no no no I can there’s no way in Swing Swing Swing Swing Swing s s I’m [ __ ] dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m I’m dead I’m I’m I’m I’m dead I’m dead no swing by me and and

Then you heal I can’t please allow it please no no I will not accept this I’m not doing that again I’m not doing that again [ __ ] that we’re doing that again we’re doing that again [ __ ] that I’m not doing that again we are doing that again we need to find out what armor

They have over there it’s probably not that good honestly I know but still we need to no no I better do the tower again and get actually get something good we need it why don’t you we beat the game so that we can get to a higher level so

That we can actually get better [ __ ] but Damian no but Dam we need it D we no no you we need know what you need help that’s what no no we need help it’s for level power level [ __ ] 42 Dam we a on 42 Dam dam we need it no

We’re close to 42 Dam dam you don’t understand how about we do a mission so that I can get the [ __ ] Armor out that’s supposed to be upgraded oh yeah I completely forgot you had that just sitting in there all right let’s go uh we did that we did that now we got

To go to Cactus Canyon Max difficulty accept the challenge and then we got to do daily ramble again no yes you canot hide from the daily I can’t you can I can I can hide no you cannot big iuck this one’s fairly easy seeks summon armies of theing a power that rests deep

Within an ancient and forgotten desert temple finding the temple however is an adventure in its I didn’t know it tells her when I’m live on my channel thingy on shorts you cheater what do you mean I don’t know all right how many secrets are there there too I don’t really care

About secrets on this one I just want to kill the stupid Archer wait was there emerald was there an Eye of Ender on this one I don’t know wow a heavy crossbow uh useless what’ you get the long bow how long look long nice nice oh I forgot they can hit

Me it’s more like it what’s this perhaps what is this that stupid DJ cow is stuck in my head perhaps oh Perhaps it is yeah yeah that’s so cool I love the the freaking ability to kill something and then heal right next to her friend that’s perfect

We just we’re going do stuff like this yeah Power of friendship the sword K blam good douche that’s Mom I cannot believe he did that he put up a thing to block my attack wait a second this way yeah yeah yeah this looks Mighty suspicious or maybe not maybe it’s least

In nothing it’s least nothing okay nice Dam do you have those apple bottom jeans with the fur yeah I don’t know what Char B the charger the [ __ ] they’re asking for the bottom part of the [ __ ] instead of the entire Char they don’t like your charger D you got that hey guys

It’s me Carl Sanders are those dark corrupted babies you just say are those dark Korean babies no I said corrupted Kore dark Korean babies I what you said you’re going to be cancel dark k I didn’t know what you said the sound of pain that goes through the

Halls hold on getting a bit getting a bit low oh I’m getting a little low up there do you see a problem I don’t uh nah I don’t see any problem my I’m TI my shoes actually fell yeah I see I see hold on let me just it’s just a

Tickle all right let’s loop around over here real quick see if there’s anything there is there is anything I mean something I don’t want that Doom crossbow what what does it look like a doom crossbow I don’t [ __ ] know crossbow what does it do uh better honly H kind

Of you mean can do I’m going use it and see what happens Let’s see we can and then I got a feeling attack speed or piercing oh is it a cross does it how how fast yeah pretty slow then your attack speed you know you want to get caught in the corner

Uh okay I don’t like crossbows all right up two three 4 h 2 three 4 I hit him from all way over here what didn’t even see him that’s how cool I am it’s definitely something over here no way I was almost off the edge very close

That why the [ __ ] you do the same exact thing the [ __ ] that kind of worked out I don’t know what the these swords are huh your hold on turn all right where’s just leave it you want come and chill in the b in the Bath my M has it where’s my charger the Box she didn’t want to charge the [ __ ] you pulling out what the [ __ ] I’m going take a peek oh my oh look like your name’s Angelo Angelo yeah I don’t know I just k something random I don’t

Know you were at Buford you strike me you’re I don’t know you want me to plug it into give me anyways this would be perfect if I had a spin I don’t know you have to ask my M I don’t know I don’t use a TV all right hold on let’s

Go what the [ __ ] welcome to the cave we need a key but it’s blue wait play that one’s yellow there’s a lot of I am so confused what go through don’t worry about it just go through just walk there’s nobody there’s no enemies oh oh yeah you’re right got to play on

Peaceful huh you know very interesting very interesting I I feel like there’s something in here you know I just can’t put my finger on it throw it on my bed throw on my bed why I a Antonio why I a why I a yeah why I a that’s a good statement why I

A um what was the point of this room to get the blue key you have it you have it you literally have it on your back where bro on your back I didn’t even I didn’t I I didn’t even see picking it up hold on someone say for a second

There was no one in my hold on let me rehat for a second it says for a second there was no one in my house that was there just my room so it’s going to say here until you what huh what the [ __ ] are you reading uh big brother I think you put

That in the wrong can you look at my chat I I think he I think he accidentally typed the text the wrong person here let me go to Youtube hold uh BS brother I think you typed the wrong person I get my hair readone you know you see yeah I see I I

Think you’re that’s definitely not tended for me why is this message redacted what do you mean I don’t know he has a redacted message too which is weird hold I need my braid my hair is unbraiding it’s kind of annoying I’m trying to tighten a knot real quick so it doesn’t get

Worse that’ll do for now that look like a all right we’re good you ready Mr Krabs oh you’re already gone oh my they all just kind of shed out of nowhere okay well that’s fine I’m fighting this man he won’t die hold on hold on you guys are going toit too aggressive no

Get that this better I’ll lead to something important a key oh no oh no where are we supposed to take him which key is it I found it it was a blue one it was up here that has to be the weirdest thing ever typed into chat yeah hey look a

Door look a chest what did I just get look a bow look what I have but I’m not going to use it it doesn’t have bad enchantments but I feel like I’ll use this when I’m upgrading this sword or maybe I’ll just upgrade this

One but the name did you get it do you have one do you have an nameus blade is that a yes is that is that I don’t know what that means I only I only got one of these I got this what do you got I got I got one of

These what’ you got I don’t know what that means you tricked Me what what is wrong with you are you [ __ ] or something I lost a key never mind all right making my way oh all right oh he has a wait he has Echo I’m [Applause] stuck get out of the hole man oh what a what a guy I

Clutched my cheeks that is a trick bow all right all right why not I keep closing my chat and I can’t see it OHA soy Dora have you seen my wig I can’t say I have I’m very sorry Dora you look more like a Peppa oh it’s ball po huh really interesting yeah

Interesting that’s what happens when you stream for 6 hours straight 6 hours yeah wow yeah 6 hours huh only been 6 hours yeah I feel like we’ve been playing a lot longer yeah been live 10 hours as s yeah maybe maybe it’s because we’re just I don’t know maybe it’s a trial chamber

That thing get those arrows all right all right line up you see anything nope what do you see my bow look at my arrows got some fruity arrows look at them got some gay arrows they can’t go straight they can’t go straight I can’t hit anyone this was a terrible

Idea hold on let me try shooting them up there boy boy how do we get up there let’s this way all right tired of these little swirly arrows that’s so stupid my gay arrow is helping you I don’t want none more of these trickster bows I don’t want any part of them

Okay what is happening I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world oh my Jesus Christ you feeling all right I feel like if you use those emojis you’re no longer insane you know what I Mean anyways you know that ug Emoji right there I don’t think anyone that uses that all right how do we get back up there all the way around I’ll find I found a way I’ll find a way aha all the way this way never mind I still can’t get up that’s

Annoying what there was a way the whole time this oh my God my name is Alan I live in Los Angeles [Applause] that’s what what happened for me the the TNT just was overhead oh ser you like how I missed that shot completely you like that y you like how

Okay oh oh yeah I remember this yeah I I didn’t I wasn’t ready oh well um just swing next to me so you can not fun that’s not fun that is not fun at all uh yeah there we go it’s a bit it’s just a bit of horse play get

It shut up get it oh stupid cuz they’re horses retire cuz they’re cuz they’re St a cuz they’re horses their horses get it it’s a horse joke get it cuz horse Play Shut up because they’re horse that are playing it’s a thingy man pardon me oh get back to work this way nothing

Pig wow do you know this Sigma uh I don’t know what are you all about what no such a random question oh he’s confused D can you do a sigma face I don’t know are you not a sigma let me tell you I have weights in

My room so it makes me a sigma automatically oh really yeah I’m just I’m just kind of cool hold on just defend me for a second all right I’m holding down the fort Captain yep all right there we go they’re Enchanted Captain there’s a key in here he’s

Back Ambush what Ambush I don’t see one is that what he calls a Ambush disgusting the sick the Stone Face what is those things called there the Easter Island guys about the the what the the Easter Island F guys I am not a good situation

Here give me the P the stone the stone faer I don’t after I oh he’s getting away why is this key so impersistent in running you kind of just grab him by the key you know kind of I don’t know where else to grab him Stone Emoji is called the Sig oh okay

The sigma Emoji I’m going to call it that for now and I like that name the sigma Emoji there’s sure is a lot of guys over here you know I you talking about let me stand closer to you hold on I sense loot you said you to loot this way let’s see

If there’s nothing over him it would be real sad be very unhappy camper there ain’t none you sure trust me I’m over here trust me you sure I’m really getting the beat down over here let me take a look you ain’t got rhythm this the last time I Tri Wing Got

Rhythm what’s this then what did I just find nothing that’s what I found I mean yeah there’s not a lot of people that come in my streams you know how many are in here well there’s four right now but yeah the others could be Bots I don’t know well I’m in

There the one other we did it we found the final pieces of Exodia oh my God son of a [ __ ] I am getting sick of this I’m going to murder you wow what a threat oh [ __ ] okay maybe a little no no no not even a

Problem not okayi hold on a second hold on a second hold on one finger like in second oh we’re good see we’re fine do you know the muffin man the muffin the muffin man the muffin man this guy over here well is terrible I almost

Just oh yeah I forgot about him I don’t like him wow I mean wow he sucks how do you know imagine he sells the [ __ ] name as BL imagine right you’re right imagine he he does have le ad him did you say r no we didn’t no I don’t think anyone said that

Freaking eye lip thing is scaring me chest open look at the amount of damage man stupid [ __ ] to corrupted Beacon anyways let me go get my armor finally collect this guy has a Soul crossbow that I don’t level 42 the armor that I was using is level

26 okay I just bought a bunch of useless stuff I got a fishing pole I got two bones of meat I got I got a torment quiver I’mma hold on to that uh fishing playing Minecraft onone at to your the mutton man oh my god did we not get the

Eye we did or did we not are we dumb oh no we did a cactus one never mind anyways get ready here we go again 75% chance of dying are you ready you got that you have your armor you got that I don’t you got

It you got it I don’t I don’t want no you got it together you got it together no you got it got it together come on Adventure Time come on come on you know you together no friends D come over here Antonio with th000 subscribers where is

Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam dam what Dam dam what ready no you got it join join join join Jo you got that no jo got it got it you got it we got together together you got it we have it we got it got it we got it you got it Dam

Friendship just say you you got it Dam we have the blades of friendship I’m I’m I’m here to support you right here no you have to come I’m here to support you too D you have to come with me I’m I’m watching fine fine we’ll do the desert temple then let’s

Go you no we’re doing this you got it a little you got it there nothing oh I didn’t check the merchant cancel Mission all right what do I have here what do you restock suck yes restock immediately that was that was the best idea I ever

Had I have a dare I say bombastic firework cringe be like in Ohio man hey baby girl you want to come to my house Sessy Baka I’m not I’m not finishing the last part of that I would even dare to finish the last part of that you were speaking some witchcraft good Sir let me read it read it take a look pop take a gander D will you be Myan let’s go are you ready yeah all right let’s go get that desert let’s go get that desert yeah let’s go get that desert yeah see see pepper Pig want you to join join do

It do it do it do it come on come on come on do it yeah we already know how strong they are so we won’t mess up this time that’s just how it works you got it did I am I hearing you correct do my ears dece

Me no not really I need your help no don’t we have the blades of friendship we literally heal each other fine and you can hear yourself too no I can’t I can’t yes you can I can’t it it heals you and yourself no it heals you and your friend

Dam you’re not this not you’re not being quite you’re being quite the UN Sigma it’ be a lot easier if I had another person over here you know oh my God hold on I bet would Retreat help help me D Apple just why I need it vanderlin vanderlin H your

Face I don’t know what I’m doing Damian being a big puss won’t help me out you eat this help you should should help me hello King Kong ruler of water I read that wrong I’m stupid my bad I’m dyslexic ol he’s got a murder me oh you got it yeah feel the

Burn yes yes yes I got this I I got it do you want to know why why I’m not okay how dare you speak at the king like that I’m sorry good sir I didn’t mean I didn’t mean to be merge the king’s name why are you not okay pepper P oh my

You guys’s going to get me killed yes okay all right damn I’m literally pimping through the streets and what are you doing you’re eating I am no longer pimp to the streets please please get me out of here n you’re pimping the streets no I ain’t

Pimping the streets I’m the king of the stream hold on now I I’m I’m the I’m clearly the One streaming here so I think I I hold that title you can be the king of the water or whatever hey water is not my forte what is this H up please let me

Heal for God’s sake have mercy W yes yes I am I am feeling it now Mr Krabs can I make you guys do a dare what is a dare depends on what it is he said no F depends what it is yeah can you guys

Flash your penis on camera yeah y do a ey should speed oh no the wardrobe malfunction Damon this is going real slow why you say no I’m trying to get me out of There pepper pig dares pepper Peppa no dares in this Kingdom oh my there about to be a war one that I have to stand by in this is really hard to pay attention to the I can’t I don’t know face [Applause] face hold on I want to put my jacket

On [ __ ] what I’m putting my jacket on you put your jacket on now oh sorry F I didn’t mean to kick you in the head cuz I’m cold my jacket has pretty flowers on it yours though all this effort I’m putting into this game I can’t believe it

What are you doing I’m behind you no I just teleported to you because all the way over there obviously I put my headphones [Applause] on I put my face cam on for a split second I I look stupid so I’m not putting that on wait the [ __ ] is going on what is

Happening in there Peppa Pig you have been banished from this Kingdom wait no streamer what is happening in my chat I don’t know how’ you feel about the vid box was what would you rate oh my God I’m dying oh such a gruesome oh my hold on I’m gaming I’m gaming now

We’re gaming to spank that thing hold on what shut up hold on give me a second he kept holding the door epic th out of 10 thank you I appreciate it just because I’ve seen it Google dear streamer do you have you now have what

Dear streamer why am I so stupid I can’t read Damian dear streamer you are now the jest how wow all right guys I’m I’m a clown there’s a difference there’s a there’s a difference all right I take the third he’s call you a 1800’s clown that is worse than being called a normal

Clown well not 1800 like probably like 14 it’s it’s still a it’s still a medieval clown hold on I messed up it’s hold on hold on one second there chat is going hold on I messed up because I’ve seen ubu Cy oh my what is happening even holding here now Dam what the

[ __ ] hi Holden ask if you joined the party dude I looked away for a split second looked back I’m dead oh I’m okay with being a Jester of long as I’m funny unless I’m not some sad mopy Ball Juggling yeah funny and funny looking shut up do the wored scramble

What I whoa son of a [ __ ] damn I’m doing a Cupid Shuffle right now Noir haha can’t hit me you suck oh you’re he’s hitting you and it’s bouncing off that’s so weird oh hold on please don’t hit me reflect why does that the only one that didn’t get reflected playing Minecraft

On I can’t I would love to look at ch but I can’t a clown makes fun of people and a Jester gets made fun of oh okay that is stupid Daman how you deflect every arrow but I don’t that is so dumb I don’t know I don’t

Know to say Daddy I mean to say Daddy I mean what do you what do you what big brother what what typee of T shows going on in your background D I don’t know man don’t worry just don’t worry about it all I won’t yeah the three word scramble SM did you

Just make fun of people all I already read that I’m stupid what’s going on here oh that’s crazy I’m so confused I have this stupid heart in front front of my chat where I can’t see anything oh there we go I fixed it I can

See the whole thing now I don’t have to scroll anymore and I can set my computer on my why haven’t I done this I can set my computer in front of the monitor so I can just look I don’t have to turn my complete body I’m so dumb dam is that the right

Direction no get over here what do you think you’re doing you better stop dallying a own the bite of the A7 um you folks in chat do you guys know any good uh finest Freddy’s fan games I can play for a video cuz I’ve been looking good ones huh Dam I’m dead you

Know what I’m kind of dying here never mind siphon a nice Pokemon of course please hit him okay D you don’t have the downright Swag Like I Do what SWAG you’re looking at it look at this look at this delicious movement okay hold on build Loy attention to my

Kingdom Y what is happening I look away for a second and y’all always doing something goofy I still don’t have a single Arrow this is this is getting crazy box you sure you don’t want to go into Creeper Cave big brother oh who are you talking to right

Now you no I’m uh don’t mind me I’m just what I do I felt about I feel about Dr a bit drowsy you know ooh I got mystery nice is it a good level oh box is a KN now okay someone just got okay somehow my live stream just become

Like a a ceremony there is just a lot on my screen just keep swimming keep swing swimming keep s swinging still no arrows though that’s nice what are you talking about I pulled out my why is it I’m a knight now too see I’m fighting for the Kingdom right now see this bam

Protecting the kingdom hold it okay protecting the Kingdom look I’m protecting you from those Arrow shots what do you mean watch this would a knight do this would an average Knight yes they would they would no they wouldn’t they wouldn’t be this low At Your Service oh please is my Whipping

Boy why you throwing Peppa on the bus like that what the pig do I’ve never seen someone become a Whipping Boy before going the wrong way going the wrong way boy oh am my bad whip she been I walked off the side I was thinking to the chat just so goofy

Okay this is a terrible spot to die I have no cover stream do you have bleach for my eyes um no I don’t have any bleach on me why what happened what did I miss what do you guys need bleach for what what we say all right one more time arrows

Yes hold let me see if I can use any my point things with my armor just like get me a o i can whenever you take damage deal damage back to attacker 100% return that is okay why not uh whenever you get heal oh that’s that’s Thorns thorns

Check that out huh what you think about that what pepp was just getting like bullied there’s a lot of bullying going on here okay all right rush to Castle oh are you feeling it Damian are you feeling it no you’re not g are you not gaming right

Now with maximum efficiency you see this oh my God these rolls are on point dead no you’re not you’re fine let me take a look at it okay I got a level 40 Hawk thingy but I already upgrade this is getting upgraded Ola star the dragon hello a Roblox please play

Roblox I have one moderator but he’s not on right now yeah I have like I think I three I I probably play Ro tomorrow oh oh died oh okay I got this I got it I don’t got it I don’t got it I can’t even look up go this way don’t know

Rel no oh my bad hold on um I forgot his name uh King if you have a Discord or something I will talk to you or something if you just put it in chat and then I’ll see if you can make you mod or not [ __ ] die

No cuz the guy became Enchanted the second I went to go hit Him Peppa the pig is just on this um yeah yeah you can just email it to me the email is in the the channel about page or you can just um put it in chat what his uh Discord name actually no wait hold on let me just put the link to

The hold on I’m about to put a link a Discord in there so you guys can just join I should have done that a while ago you have your own car pool Discord I had it for 2 years I just keep forgetting to implement it into my

Stuff I think um one of my it was a friend I met on stream a really long time ago and he made it for me can you um cover me for a bit no what do you mean no you heard me no I’m trying to hook up the folks with the with the

Server all right invite people and you wanted to do this Never No Limit link copy damn it now he’s in hold on I’mma lead him to you no hold on don’t don’t don’t bro the guy is controlling like three of them five of them I don’t know really

Okay uh if you guys check the description you should see the link yeah it’s it’s in there so um King just press the link in there you have yeah I got you I’m trying I’m trying hold on I’m moving in I I made a bad decision I made

A bad decision I made a bad decision I’m going in you good all right just about to kill myself to get that guy out of your way kill him I need a diamond sword sword you know that song Maybe I don’t make a home and craft my bed something something I can’t

Remember the rest of the words I need a diamond sword sword sword sword I need a diamond sword is that copyright no I I know people got copyright on some videos for playing Minecraft songs like cast and all I need to pull back up chat I forgot what’s going on over

Here please I have the Discord okay so I’m going to leave I’m going to sub and leave all right see you later Dragon I’ll just put it here paste let me know if you guys see it put the link in chat because they can’t see in the description you

Probably have to reset your page or whatever you’re on no Arrow no arrows that’s outrageous uh King did you see the do you guys see the link this just oh yeah go the right way this is the right way right yeah yeah we didn’t die once right oh my oh my

God keep on pushing keep on pushing I’m about to get knocked not going to lie come on summer nights come this way just come this way this way oh my boy God damn it just stop going over there boy okay I I keep forgetting that we just have to

Go I I see the exit then go go boy come on come on we got this we got this we got this we got this in the bag actually I don’t I’m dying okay perfect just go we did it we did it all right let’s see what’s going on here

General hello okay he joined he’s in there um if we don’t get subscriber nice okay he’s joined he’s seen it I’m telling you right now if we get some [ __ ] ass gear I’m sorry we’re not going to get bad gear we’re going to get the best gear they

They they said you’re going to get the best armor what you play this that’s what they said oh yes sir yes sir that’s what I’m talking about what’ you get archers armor I am so sorry yeah I bet you are is it good no the [ __ ] I got a black W

Though give it to you it’s going to be upgraded too I bet you can have it what level was it when you gave it to me 46 I think it went down it’s 43 uh so it’s Pokemon what’s the game what I don’t know what they’re on

About they yapping about something ooh I got a new mushroom that’s wild my old one only did eight get R of that what the hell what for some reason the vure Hub that’s that Ola Dragon the start dra start the dragon start dragon dragon I’m so sorry star the dragon

Anyways let’s do it one more time maybe we’ll get better you can’t you going do today I know I’m just I’m just yanking and Shane what is going on I don’t know oh my Jesus this Damian what game are we playing uh we’re playing Minecraft dungeons something that’s like you know Minecraft

And you know dungeons I don’t know come tell you I love how it’s like the title no I think people just clicked on my um profile picture and went straight to the stream actually didn’t didn’t ask they could have read the still read the title all

Right DAV it like it goes fully into full screen all right it does no [ __ ] I just did it it went into it is that a setting I have am I I’m just cooler than you D come on you don’t have the uni the uni like Uniqua the [ __ ] are you

Talking listen all right summer nights D summer night Yeah see see it box right there did you join oh no my bad what just happened I canceled it and then it uncancelled and Reed it okay in I’m not for me I just clicked on your profile thing and just it brings me not the full screen were you on were you on

You went to the the the the shorts link like when you go on the shorts and how do we care about secrets in this one or we just trying to blast through it um I uh let me think oh chat’s gone there’s only one person in there me probably no I Che on

YouTube oh no they’re back I don’t think we really need anything besides armor and we can just get that from The Trial thingy Tower could we calling it trial CU a new update wait there’s a I here never mind we do have to Worry catch me catch me if you’re the best I don’t know what that means is that part of the Pokemon song Dam what I don’t know man has begun what is going on I’m so confused D feel it from any of youres D should I watch Pokemon like do you think

It what’d you get oh I just got a soul knife never mind I already have three of them I got a purple storm bow and arrow that sounds pretty cool it has basically no power wait hold on lot of ammo Pig what are you looking for the

Discord can you put it on your YouTube profile please I can’t find it uh sure let me oh hold on Dam you got you got a Groove there going hold on no D we could have we could have started singing show up the hill Go Beast that song’s so

Stupid add link uh okay uh paste uh Discord is that what you guys were talking about yay t y okay I guess I guess that’s it I don’t know CC I’m coming I’m coming D hold on how far are you I’ll just teleport a virus see shut your strip up wait what

The I don’t know I start sing a completely different song Wait what song says that I don’t I don’t know I think I a stroke my brain went to negative These doctor things are kind of strong oh hold on hold on hold on hold on hold

On boy where you going hold on wait wait wait it’s not a virus what Jester yeah what you’re going to click it I’m so confused did I miss something guys my my my my E I was going to say screamy mes you like that word Damian you’re a MAG yeah I’m so

Confused you know there’s a problem when you don’t know what’s going on in your own chat I’m making you Boor wow you’re Jester D Ass am I not being alloud enough what fix that no you’re being funny so is me being funny making you I’m I’m so confused you want to hit want me to hit you with my random on liners yeah hit him hold on hold on man

I just caught a fiddles stick in my grandma’s basement been powerlifting a cheese doodle right next to my moccasins what you think of that one what do you think of that one no you’re being funny now okay I listen man I am I’m so confused I’ve been doing this for

Like a few hours now I’m losing brain cells what in the fiddle okay I have I don’t I I think this looks like something that will lead me to danger meaning we should follow it yep oh yeah yeah I want to be the very best Sam Mak Sam Dam can you tell me a joke what can you tell me a joke okay yeah go into your bathroom and look in the mirror damn it no I mean like a funny one that’s just sad and depressing So Close Your Eyes walk to your bathroom turn the lights off and then

Turn all right my be scary but it be funny scary can you tell me a magical one just like tell me tell me something that’s going to tell me something that’s going to what that’s going to inspire me tell me a joke that’s going to

Inspire me to be to be more than what I am did you get the levers over here no oh wait we got them all it’s not the you’re still thinking yeah I’m still thinking think hard boy combat has begun is that the right direction no we

Don’t want to go that way want to go this way I ate a dog and she said don’t do that to me that’s not I forgot the song goes man that like like I’m just like no can you eat her four big guys and they busted my I have a joke to tell

You me or him both everyone gets to hear the joke why did the egg hide I’m about to get jump scared of a really stupid thing there TR to [ __ ] why you all right lie that’s like basically saying why the old man die you I’m taking so much damage but I’m

Not dying you know it was a little chicken these jokes are not up the lore is very confusing between your uh oh what just happened to you make you laugh whoopsie I fell off the edge oh no there we go there’s a joke for you what’s your joke what’s your other joke

Who box oh box yeah box tell us the joke yeah another one oh there another one yeah I think this guy funny I ordered chicken and egg from Amazon which one came first hey I know if he says which one came first I’m going to throw myself to the

Window if he said which one came first he’s i’ll let you know what what does Amazon even like do eggs Damian no I don’t think so well if do is wasn’t there like a food thing they had at some point I feel like they did what how is this not

Over oh my God God you have another joke he has one more another one in the chamber mother [ __ ] egg joke I swear to [ __ ] it’s going to definitely be let me tell you these jokes aren’t that excellent let me tell you that yeah we’re not yoking this

Time how do you open the banana you like that one what’s a monkey that was so dumb I should have a stream where you just have people tell Dad jokes there like a contest for like a $10 Amazon card just like we ain’t got big bucks yet on this

Channel we got we got we got to ease it and slow all right have to go back you want Mar where did eight people come from damn un box damn unfortunate my computer turned off I didn’t see that will tell you from the Philipp all

The time no box your jokes are so bad you got United redeem stuff wait King let him redeem himself real quick a what consider marriage to basically find well oh he has no more jokes he’s out of jokes this chamber is empty he’s like rush to Google I don’t know where my charger

Went this is not good oh huh I can’t find my never mind I got all right Damian at like 10: I got to go pick up my mom all right so should I’m just GNA leave the stream on and watch see what happens all right that was a stupid joke what was the

Joke what what did Snow White name her hen egg white that does that that doesn’t even make a fraction of sense but I’m going to some didn’t tell me that one was funny but I just feel like I need toet because as as I know she’s a stranger

White egg white those boys are okay I let’s complete this I know but chat’s so goofy they’re so they’re so distracting oh he has more he has more heuck okay are you going to complete this though or no cuz like me yeah um what how long do we have oh we got to

Really speedrun this bad boy 30 minut like 2 30 minutes we should be fine I think we have enough time yeah okay that seem to be an issue never mind you don’t scare me anymore I’m not afraid anymore yeah so we just go like [ __ ]

It uh complete it or like because I need to add you what add add who than you did I get a friend request somewhere pending I did there we go I wasn’t sure where it came From what do I say about egg jokes you don’t like egg jokes not anymore want to read the joke now he just told us I don’t see it it’s not there going read it yeah I got to read it from me why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast

Why it’s so hard to beat so stupid what are you gain from this he only works in egg jokes this guy will be a hit during Easter why do you have to watch what you say around egg whites cuz I can’t take a yoke don’t laugh it’s

Funny get it a yoke like a joke it’s comedy this looks did we do this already no this looks familiar I feel like we went down a winding pending Doom staircase oh God end what does the egg say to the I don’t know where I went two

End I can’t see anything my screen’s going to Wild nice he’s dead he’s not that guy got bullied what did the egg do when it saw the frying pan it scrambled that’s stupid this guy jokes are excellent he ain’t yoking around actually he is why did the egg reg grabing an

Omelette I couldn’t imagine why hey look at that nice little chest oh [ __ ] fell off Grandpa VR hello [ __ ] I love your name that’s a good name it really puts my username to shame Damon there’s another chest over here Grandpa VR hop in chat I’m talking About you’re welcome oh Dam I fell is there a grandma VR somewhere out there I feel like there has to be at that point I’m in danger D I made a mistake I accidentally went through the thing oh I’m in so much danger you already said that one i’ box

You already said that one wait that’s box three is that a different person oh never mind is it a different version of it are you serious what the [ __ ] I would have got away from it Ninja help me ow I’m lagging I’m stuck my head hurts you see that yeah really

It’s really getting quite the pounding why do they have to watch what they say you never finish your joke rip oh did he die he died mid-sentence how do I keep dying bro I didn’t even move you’re getting in the things no I’m not the walls are coming to you bro

There is no walls bro they’re literally smashing into you bro I’m on your scen I can see you nope I don’t I never even seen a wall day in my life I live in a bung yeah I bet you do house what’s that all I know is there was a

Trap now I’m trapped in here okay get oh never D you typed a paragraph This Time The Omelette slide right into the pan 15 decided to put my eggs in basket I’m so tired of silly wink I’m so confused by one David yeah so if I would told you you wouldn’t

Believe me but I was walking right and then and then and I just got hit up on the head on accident you know so now I’m just like laying here you wouldn’t believe it I told you no you I lost connection no no see see the funny part

Is that that you did it see that’s that’s that’s where the real joke that’s the funny thing I did you’re still there you’re no buddy I still see me I’m gone it gives me the option to kick you but I won’t do such uh what are you doing big bro huh

What are you uh what you think you’re doing so you think this is a joke so do you start all at the beginning if you join back right oh there’s some messages in chat take a look oh um what is this game what game what I’m

Playing I don’t know what this game is you tell oh interesting you got fortnite Borderlands and this this weird one what game I don’t know man the the the um the girl one yeah yeah that’s the one Lucas keeps playing so I got it for the background screen that I showed you

Remember the locker screen and it comes with a game but Lucas played it and he kept leveling up and stuff I’m like Lucas stop getting achievements I have him I have a record I I recorded him so I have evidence that wasn’t me all right did you die holding the freaking

Thing bro that’s the last thank God listen listen listen box your jokes are good all right don’t let don’t let anyone tell you your jokes are not good you put a smile on my face all right uh by bye Grandpa for a little bit oh back

I’m dead what I am I am so I’m so scared this is not time for GTA D this is time for you to rejoin and save me can’t you have to invite me go online all I look oh look at that look at that now you are no I’ve been I’ve been

Online on stream I literally just caught you going online I don’t want to hear what the [ __ ] you talking about I will go back what okay I got to get off at 9:50 son I might as well end it here right yeah all right well we’ll finish this

Tomorrow bye I love you guys but I’m not gay all right see you later box have a good night guys all right thank you all for coming to the stream hope you enjoyed it um subscribe if you’re a cool kid right Damian Damian subscribe daman’s a cool

Kid all right you guys have a good day night actually night no no good night good night good night sleep good cuz you’re you’re part you’re part of the carpo channel now so you’re you’re you’re good now you’re cool you got to be with the cool kids anyways bye adios good night