Intense! I Built My Dream Windmill in Minecraft!

This is matt watson the creator of the epic smp a modded minecraft server filled with a ton of different content creators this chaos was how the server started and trust me it only gets more chaotic from here let me start by saying uh thank you thank you for coming shut up man

What are you doing up there okay i want to say thank you to everyone who’s here today and thank you for uh thank you uh trevor for doing most of the work to set this up let’s go ten ken’s birthday thank you all so much for coming to

Uh what is now essentially a minecraft birthday party look in the mind looking crap we did this just [Applause] let’s get away from the chaos that would be excellent we hear all the clicks let me hear your little breathing too over your little grumble and you’re in

Your little rapper ad-libs we hear all of them we just hear you’re going like hey how about now it’s better now way better now trump’s really joining that’s not a joke okay okay you’re joking you’re [ __ ] you’re full of [ __ ] man what about baron trump yeah you’re full of [ __ ] he’s legit

You were joking you dm’d baron trump yeah i know his private twitter he talks all the time travis was killed travis was just killed by two men too matt is just gonna be basically just a mob on the server that [Laughter] there we go beautiful peace and quiet

Let’s go ahead and set up shop over here let’s see let’s start with a one and a two one two three four ah what’s going on hey can i help you you’re just walking around sipping what are you sipping on you got some tea boys diet coke i can leave no no no

No come on come on please planted i planted all the food i had right on your lawn and you’re just making me leave no one’s making you leave you’re making yourself leave you like your house will you not really okay [ __ ] you too there’s no depth to it it doesn’t say anything [Laughter]

Ow son of a [ __ ] it was such a horrible idea [Applause] no i planned no oh we found diamond dude finally diamond right here no no no this is copper that’s not what it’s copper’s oxidized [ __ ] is copper it’s for the create mine that’s so gay

Whoa you’re gay right i’ve made a water wheel as you can see right here what does it do does it destroy the water exactly what i want to know i i can use this to power a machine but first i have to make one are you guys bottling swag

No we’re making a dispensary we’re gonna make some uh we’re gonna make some marijuana products we haven’t actually got it legalized on the server yet so we got to kind of i think uh get him yeah you got to run it through the fda we got to get a few candidates on our

Side some people in politics that will vouch for us yeah but we’re still going to lay down the infrastructure you feel me see look already the world’s most pure cocaine yeah it’s not just waves i think it’s i think that’s that’s just like actually sugar it’s nice is this a sugar cane

No snorting i’d rather not jump right in for quite a while oh my god oh my [ __ ] god how are you i didn’t know you were here i was gonna pretend that was the rp hey dude it would have worked what a way you would have fooled him all right new bass boys

What are you doing he’s back he’s basically setting up a little house under every single person’s base are you [ __ ] kidding where did he go how’d he get under him i will uh water your plants from the underneath what is this this is a mechanical press so let me see the [ __ ] transformer

Alright there it goes hey i have a sheet an iron sheet i don’t know what the [ __ ] to do with it look who we are look at this [ __ ] dude what’s up what what the [ __ ] it don’t pick it up you squat give it to me man

Dude can we be hydraulic press channel yo we pimp jumping what is going on i need it what the [ __ ] is going on i fed your dog he took my dog what are you did you steal anything minks you just [ __ ] steal you steal from me it’s my [ __ ] home minx

This is my [ __ ] home i want you to drop everything that you took out of that chase drop it on the [ __ ] floor drop it on the [ __ ] floor drop it on the [ __ ] floor man this is everything i have who do you think you are inviting yourself into my home

Who do you think you are inviting yourself into my [ __ ] home no larry’s late i saw your dog and i fed him my meat and then he ate it and then i was like oh maybe i can steal meats and not steal take because i gave

It to your dogs with all’s fair love and war thanks just take take to steak and get the [ __ ] out of here you’re this [ __ ] this lady outside i really hope she’s in her neighborhood i yeah i hope she leaves maybe maybe i could just go take care of her

Sure i’ll just go take care of her That was horrible how many berries do you have i got ain’t got [ __ ] i’m homeless as [ __ ] i’m living in swagger’s place i’m out here make your own home make your own [ __ ] home little late you’ll bottom peter look man i need [Laughter] too mad what if i build you your own

House yo let’s go let’s build him at a house here we’ll make it out of the finest dirt [Applause] make your own homes make your own [ __ ] homes they’re just sitting in all right it’s the first day they’re trying to find their place yeah they live in two man’s

House it’s way better than this one this one’s cool this one’s got buttons swagger i love pushing your buttons i can’t stay mad at you buddy it’s kind of like with swagger soul’s house here i was like bunking in there for a little bit and it was like

Oh you’re like a squatter yeah yeah what those are yeah like [ __ ] homeless people i’m pretty homeless yeah you’re homeless and then if you stay in the house for enough time it becomes yours legally really what the [ __ ] hey swagger you hear that nope yes no i have land dudes these nuts [ __ ]

Of here bro i just got injured by your leaves i’m calling the lawyers yeah this is dream smp yeah chad no dream message hey dream oh wait bruh me and me chips in it we’re probably gonna have to deconstruct a lot of this yo yo

Check it out oh [ __ ] dude you got the horses in the back or something like that should we make a horse pen sure make a little stable dude put it in two man’s house oh yeah yeah he won’t fit there you are two man’s got a horse hello center eight housing uh i’m

[ __ ] homeless let me get up out of one bed Get out of my home all right i’m about to head out sorry brother what are you doing uh your food no i i’m taking him you can’t if you haven’t locked in there thank you arigato can i take this in the nether yeah you can hi i’m going

All right that was chaos well you don’t have a horse anymore i was not my horse to begin with but baby it was baby no money’s [Laughter] pretty awesome how do i make an ambulance and just like that fitz’s [ __ ] mistake got him trending on twitter and in trouble with matt watson the

Creator of the server and matt was not happy hey man hey what’s up you want to see my cory i just went on twitter and my sidebar is on trending it says this it says it says fitz streamer fitz used a slur on the epic s snp minecraft server

Yeah you know you know what he said what he just he said he said like that’s [ __ ] so they are sliding dude now you did it yeah yeah you’re doing a training again i like i like that though because of the way minecraft like twitter is that like they now have

That as the number one trending thing i see with 16 000 tweets yeah bro it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] no one said the n word yet i can change dave i’m leaving now no no no no that is way better everything’s going much faster as well they’re going way quicker Oh man oh man oh it’s a windmill chad it’s it’s a windmill okay it’s a [ __ ] windmill i’m sure you’ve you’ve got i’ve i’m sure many people have shared their opinions on it already in your chat that when it rotates maybe um we just from a distance look it looks pretty big [ __ ] not my stay not my stage that’s a good one oh my god all right oh [ __ ] i’ll [ __ ] fix it okay i’ll [ __ ] fix it [ __ ] how is this battery is this is this not a swash anymore fat swastika no that you can get away with that

I can get away with this just a fat swab no no it looks very little like a swastika now yeah i think you’re good yeah it’s it’s yeah it’s better oh man it’s not my [ __ ] gun yeah i hate it it’s rotating [ __ ] he looks so [ __ ] i think he might need another

Little bit of a an intro course to pixel art right now dude i ran out of material the only reason it looks like that is because i had to fix it because it [ __ ] looked like a swastika and everyone’s giving me [ __ ] for it i’m good at pixelate

What the hell is this [ __ ] going on oh there’s so many [ __ ] people hey let me hold a dollar this is my machine i have a water wheel connected to a gear 2i to a gearbox and then i have two shafts that go to a vertical gearbox then it’s connected to a mechanical

Press a gearshift then to an encased fan and over here i have it connected to a millstone this is a gear shift stop it you [ __ ] you [ __ ] out my process you died i can’t not touch the phallic items you did it again get out of here go back

To your home go back to your little dirt hunt can we all get together and take a selfie did you get it i got it cute picture very cute and with the flash of the f2 button our first day on the epic smp was immortalized groups were starting to form and

Communities were beginning to take hold this may be the end of the first day but it was only the beginning for the crazy journey that laid ahead You