Intense Minecraft Quick Build Championship!

My name is rage and welcome to the next episode of the second world championship that is the third love evolve my name is rage and welcome to the very first episode of the second world championship that is in fact what I was going for this group disregard the previous 10

Seconds no not the proof that print the 10 things before the last 10 the first 10 seconds is moving on the question which I imagine is on all of your minds is who won last week and I know that because of course I can read them and

Mine’s not like a book or they’re thick as obviously I’m not gonna layer it like someone like this dumbest like Hollow or something but anyway the winner of the first World Championship Edition was mr. M Weiss congratulations to you he won three thousand six hundred eighty seven to three thousand three interesting tens

Who’s a very close vote and of course the topic was magic so congratulations to him can con come is a command my commiserations to nique out to to so without with that out the way but Jojo vs scruffy JC both neither have both neither what neither

Of them have numbers in their name as you can see which is actually I’m it makes it makes me hopeful hopeful [ __ ] it makes me hopeful it’s great I’m doing so well ah see scruffy JC is ready for a fight having a sneaky diamond sword day

If I he’s in a man armor and he’s over Diamond salt they are ready to do this okay so you know along the lines of beginning this as I said last week I was going to have episodes where I have guests floating commentators because that’s why I’m calling us along the

Lines of Evans fluke and Hollow so talking of that hello hallo I could do it say there’s a surprise everybody trying really hard to be funny sir I can’t hit me anymore I can’t believe you resisted jumping in when I basically just straight yeah it was really hard so many things

Commuted my mic and yelled at the wall okay so I headed after like a twist yes or no from both of you you guys know how this works master the twist gonna give them a topic immediately started they have 12 you guys will vote on who progressed

Into the next round you’ve just watched the episodes now one two three four five six you’ve just watched them an episode so I don’t oh my god they grew Oh a double yes okay then one of you shoot the board I don’t actually know what twists behind here because I don’t think

I’ve updated them in a while so I apologize if we get a repeat twist but you know at the end of the day that’s hollis fault well I got Skype call ghosts all right not me look just one of you [ __ ] shoot the twist board Jesus

Christ I’ll do it not yet not know you you’re not playing Oh left he’s gonna shoot the right one isn’t he yep let left one this is why my intro is take forever by the way I always tell you is it is it is

Oh my god can you can you see why this extends my intro follow can you see why I am why why sometimes the oh they got reg interference okay basically what that means is you know hallo how we’re allowed to build / help them in a

Limited manner just you know to to amuse ourselves getting this twist mains were allowed to do it to any extreme potable is that real is that so basically we’re allowed to set fire and TNT to their bills or just build with them for the solidly for the 12 whatever you feel

Like doing okay that doesn’t sound good mega interference is what you have selected so congratulations got the worst what it is it is literally the worst possible especially now that there’s two of us so it’s double the amount of interfering oh by the way guys as you know mega interference can only

Be a twist in the first round because the first round like the auditioning stages of process topic let us start this thing free tier 1q water lettuce water packs is the topic what do you say cuz of why were talking like that I don’t know what the [ __ ] wrong with

You tell me oh why that’s not Batman that’s where is she that’s yukia what bridge guys just yeah yeah moving on who’s gonna score first blood the best thing the person who gets first blood oh it’s Vince but Jojo but Jojo scores first blood women extremis Viet blocks

Out first so it doesn’t even count okay okay hollow basically what you have to do is why would I do so what I’ve got to deal with everyone who is on the show yeah choose one of the Plitt builders is what I’m asking you to do that’s a

Monkey man please you want the monkey man please I want the monkey man do you like a bit of monkey don’t you did you know as an interesting fact the the the reason that humans first was susceptible and contracted the disease AIDS was because of they contracted it from

Monkeys there’s only there’s only two possible ways they could have contracted it from monkey good a eating monkey me or B is it not what is it not blood no that’s not in the blood you could still get it from eating meat or eating bloody

Meat it was a while ago yeah but but what I’m trying to say to you is there’s only two ways that we could have contracted it from monkeys a people were eating monkeys or B I can tell you which ones more likely a people where people

Were there was some weirdos going out is for the jungle finding monkeys and going right other rape is right oh my no no I don’t have one of those oh oh just like to distress that yeah we rage a Batman well cut that out will there yeah well

We won’t know at all that no that would require much doing a good job of hollow your monkeys leaking it’s made like a shoot this this glass here is the monkeys er maybe it’s like a slide based thinking a building that he’s thinking of building eight okay

Yeah well it’s sayin [ __ ] a small competition we’re supposed to be impartial the reason I’m asking you to choose I probably should have explained its the first person to guess what their what their representative is building is that is the is the winner but it’s not really interesting the others is [ __ ] so

I believe my guy is making a water slide so I win I think we’re above making a worse life well I’m you I would be amazed I just realized something because the twist is beggary d’affaires we are required to actually do something whether it be well I just so I feel

Horrible we are required by um by the law of the game to actually do things so I’m afraid I set fire to his slide I have a similar idea did you justice oddvar that is cruel no I’ve never used love run someone even it may give its

Appearance sorry oh really oh my god oh look that’s gonna be a painful slide oh I feel like helping him I feel bad that you would do that decide you set fire to a few blocks of well you don’t oh you are terrible you you are a terrible person

Oh it was controlled oh yeah you know sorry II just walk sprinting around the arena pouring buckets of lava everywhere are you know I I look up and nice in fact you should know big laugh well what Hailey’s trying to build a bike out of this lava shoot to see you filling his

Arena with lava I’m gonna be very disappointed can I mess with yours yeah thank you most if anyone’s I’ll help with anyone’s it’s not mine we are impartial I just did that as a little fun thing Jesus is bench oh you know you’re really good friends Ben Joe Joe Joe Ben Jay yeah

Yeah can I am I allowed to met since this your builder he’s not my why are you trying to say to me um let’s get some all right yeah god this is good no yeah yeah just um you know what we need what based on the fact that I’m Batman

One on his building where yeah yeah some of these come on man don’t yes so where are you I don’t trust what you know what’s going on are you know where are you Oh for Christ’s sake oh my lord why would you do that well I’m so awkward man sir

Self so you’ve summoned bats do you where is that man ever summoned bats to do anything well in the first film he does nothing to do with that’s actually he he summons like absolutely loads of bats to use them as cover to escape a building from

The poise no we [ __ ] didn’t yes he did pretty sure look there’s gonna be a lot of people angry with you and I’m one of them but you’re always angry with me well for a reason no it’s just because you know I hate you yeah exactly it’s been fixed and fixed

Himself all by himself do not do not do not I’ll just do it again I have to interfere and then when I go to interfere I’m not allowed no you have to interfere but then I look up at your pouring lava on everything that’s not the same 1500

Bats oh my god well that’s um I messed up his water flow oh you [ __ ] look let’s make it female yeah I mean both genders here you don’t I’ll fine if you’re gonna flirt with my guys build I’m gonna we’re gonna earth I was that may swim partial we’re impartial it’s

Fine though that he’s me know aa bit it’s gotta be some female lee stuffy I mean I don’t like cold I think that’s more sexist in itself applying that it’s female because it’s it’s pink wool so you know you just you just can’t a productive rook to that kind of

Productive izing eyes even though the kiddies Paul Mike I mean probably know but JoJo’s awesome yeah your crappy Bill’s got this like little world I mean um scruffy Jay sees his crappy like world thing in he’s not placed his water correctly no one wants to get stuck and

Look there’s also a deaf hole I mean he wants to go swimming a death hole what are you a pansy why is he not fixing it more importantly no he’s making a slide a five minutes remain Nicolas only five minutes remaining both have barely built anything my

Monkey man appears to have built a lot of stuff that isn’t very good and your robot man appears to have built barely anything but looks good that is the different approaches whereas your approach is not a lot of stuff that also look [ __ ] and I won yeah what does that

Tell you all it tells you is about the mental state contest and I’m popular that’s you by the way well happy winning no really gay that’s what was going clear that is that is that what you think gay is have been winning no you think gays knows they’ll be playing

Terrible things is I save something in a camp manner and said that was you don’t twist this you yelled yay in a camp manner no you sounded normal to me Oh [ __ ] oh it sounded like a Frenchman oh that man would be terrible if he was French friend stop criminal or what

Oh no fake runs away entirely agrees with all views expressed by red cape in a parallel universe which we are well if there are parallel universes that means we are universe if you say in a parallel universe that it’s true because we are what so good friend peril now that I’ve

Corrected myself hey you see this thing that scruffy joes building um that’s that’s a shame that is if I put lava in his chute I put pink stuff here and I put over a tissue a picks up here what have we done to his build exactly I say on fire what

For – ii fixed it it’s not my fault all right let’s bear Oh oh-ho he was on it see but Jojo is on it your guy is [ __ ] is among its my guy is it I’m scruffy JC don’t turn this around man don’t even go there

I took the table right did you flip it the opposite place no slip it why would I flip it everything would be on fire and I’d be screaming why would you be what that brings up a new part of the thing that was good to say actually I get these

Comments right few and far between granted because I’m awesome but I get these comments where people go stop screaming into the mic and now let me let me quantify that for you if I was screaming into no no I’m not gonna actually do it because that would make

It horrible I’m just saying if you think like ah right there he’s screaming into the mic I don’t know what screaming is you have a serious know what gay is y-you have a serious issue when it comes to identifying decibel levels it’s like it’s called decibel I that it’s pretty

[ __ ] is talking normally and then laughing and you can out screaming yeah exactly that’s this it’s a little bit it’s a little bit suspicious you know I’m gonna do right I’m gonna I’m gonna actually be helpful cuz you know Meg reverance lets you help in a more profound way so I’m

Gonna do is make make look it’s now a squid baby pool where you get to play with lovely friendly squid so it’s extra special help the other gay man he needs it what did you put so round on this what yeah yeah don’t touch it I’ve got

Better though I’ve got I’ve got a pun to make but I can’t find the block oh yeah I should probably help this guy you know because it is I’m the reason I’m doing this okay helping this because the main reason is because it’s driving me crazy watching it because it’s just

The water needs to be [ __ ] crazy possibly mm-hmm possibly does a song what yeah what yeah looks like things just got real cold on this real cool some might say things have fun was so bad that pun was so bad I’d like to send you to a watery grave about sounded like

It was painful for you it was really I should get that seen to but you cut out without it overflown and I stopped I mean what’s gone on me oh [ __ ] he’s got five seconds to don’t do that oh no oh my god no my brother but seriously what the hell that is

That is cruel that he’s cruel beyond mouth shame making it worse whoa dude ice cruel stop it man you don’t know hey you got rid of my ice oh no why would you use text to fix it fix it for the light better he’s deleting the wings

They’re fixing it why is she doing that guts [ __ ] off on fish I’m fishing here Oh although he’s not good all the poor guy fix it fix it fix it I’m just enjoying this five four okay there we go it’s the best like now free to 7:51 stop okay

Stop do scruffy Joe was staring at your pink wool when I said stop there poor bastard now the thing is right what ie why don’t get okay it’s how its held scruffy Joe no no no okay well take we’ll do this in turns okay basically as soon as you chose the monkey

Why don’t cuz the times up as I just as I just said why don’t you stop fishing in his pool that’s a poor victim and why don’t you go over what scruffy Jojo has scruffy Jay Steve and I’m just combining the names here has built and

While you think it should win alright so here we have what’s the elevator that you’re supposed to say what it came to the Chris Isaak type yeah well as long as you can fly I could fly conveniently I’ve got a polling hang on this is focus that no it’s not stay away

I was just hoping there’s a sign here that says jumped so I can do a massive cannonball and if minecraft worked you know with me or physics that would have looked cool but she have to imagine it and then I can make it over this fence

That is yeah get the [ __ ] away and then slide and then fall to my immediate death oh wait what well what the [ __ ] Joe you’re supposed to be helping him out now not going what the [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] I can take one apparently out

Of this chair oh boy oh boy here we go look oh it’s like skull mountain nothing is like school Mountain maths way better okay if I just teeter off the edge babe alright so that’s a scruffy JC’s build now furred – Joe Joe where’s his name

Bet Joe Joe okay so be jocha has a classical you were a classical slide of the water variety as one might imagine is ice-cold listen Holly also has a boat slide so if you’d like to observe the amazing fun I’m having any-any oh yeah basic food that was that

Was awesome there it sounded like you won’t hurt yourself okay and then and then over here we have the coolest slide in the world you climb up I’ll fly up depending on how cool you are I’m pretty cool and then you’re like whoa I’m flying still and then you’re

Like whoa I let you drop it then you drop again into that like you were at that for the kids we have the squid petting pulls ooh thing okay and then the the star attraction right the star attraction is this amazing blue square that you can

Play with by like jumping and and it’s a snack stand it’s not an attraction you back down that one quick okay so there you have it those gentlemen we have scruffy JC versus but Jojo vote one on the right where I’m looking now the right with Jojo on the right vote one

And vote two on the left for the monkey for hollows pet Petter my pet he’s an enemy the only reason I picked him is because Batman work does actually fight a monkey it’s called the right to on the left who will be our first person to go through with the second tournament will

One of these two people be eventually joining mr. my says the champion that is the question I will see you all next time please you have to like favorited share hallo um you can take food Oh seriously though I’m [ __ ] starving sign off that was fish and I’m resign

Sign off so sign off and by the way guys before you get all excited there won’t be an extra person every week but it will happen every now and then it’s a special super special surprise okay sorry what you’re a what you’re a special super a special a awesome a

Surprise goodbye everybody good The roof is on fire and you want to