the mie I love um I love quick cameos by
Bill
Marie um and Paul Rudd I love I love
Paul rud and and Dan arroy can’t forget
Dan arroy what’s your favorite ghost
what’s your favorite
Ghostbusters um
Ghostbusters what’s I like the one where
they bust Ghosts no I was saying out of
out of the group of Ghostbusters which
which one is your favorite was my oh I
play the movie obviously Ghostbusters no
Ghostbusters 2016 is my favorite
Ghostbusters um my favorite Ghostbusters
has got to be uh the black guy because
he’s like man I just want a
job that is that’s true that’s what he
said I was there defining character
trait of B I want job you can have
job yippe
that’s it I’m I’m deeply saddened by uh
by by your description of the
Ghostbusters
uh uh also we’re live oh cool oh my God
yeah I know that could happen hey CH hey
hey hey everybody we’re live it’s it’s
your favorite YouTuber and also me how
are you guys
doing there only one other person in
this is call and also you yeah
[Laughter]
he was ready holy [ __ ] what you drinking
uh space
guy it’s 5 o’
somewhere
what that terminated whiskey that sounds
terrible no it’s fruit
beer I was wait wait wait wait what what
kind what
kind because I didn’t have much
choice we need to sorry andw is the best
of the original Three root beers and
I’ll die on that Hill what’s the third
one is garbage bars is so much [ __ ]
better but it didn’t have no it isn’t it
tastes like is the best dude no you’re
just barks is so much better they know
it’s better too they know it has an
elite status that’s why you can’t find
it [ __ ] anywhere no it’s you can’t
find it anywhere because nobody ever
buys it cuz it’s a terrible drink maybe
it’s because it’s sold out everywhere
that’s why I can’t find everywhere you
would tell if it was sold out everywhere
cuz there would be empty like PES where
you could buy it but you can’t there is
there was thing where you
going went to Walmart I went to Walmart
you went to Walmart they have everything
so if they don’t have barks it’s cuz
they’re completely sold out and they’re
sold out of two full entire tracks of
barks and then like they sold a half
track of mug ruper which I don’t like
particularly hate but it’s like a aw’s
got like a little bit of a Fizz to it
bugs like much more robust you know what
I mean it’s not as
fizzy aw was the original root beer yeah
so it’s it’s all right it’s like we need
to I’ll be honest of those of those
three like I like root beer but I like
it because root beer is the only soda
that has like for whatever reason like
Mom and Pop shops make them like I I
have a specific type of RUP that I
really like it’s called dad’s root beer
are you not going no
why very
he sorry somebody just pulled up um his
dad found out that he do like
be pissed off were you talking about
me uh I like dad’s root beer and
frosties because instead of like corn
syrup they use sugar and I I I like that
a
lot I’m glad to hear it uh dad’s root
beer is definitely up there any cane
sugar based root beer is typically up
there for me 1,000% I had a really weird
one that was
like infused with honey would not
recommend would not recomend zooy
Mama sweet
honey sorry I’m I’ll bring the chat back
in a second just became [ __ ] meatwad
where did the chat go the chat’s coming
back in a second don’t everyone yell at
me the chat chat the chat also we need
to make an emote we need to make an
emote for when the what isn’t here it’s
happened so many times we need to just
make an emote to make fun of him was he
meant to be he said he would be here
multiple no he was like hey just remind
me okay and I was like okay and then I
reminded him yesterday bro is still not
here we should make a series of emotes
called the the what the when the where
the I’m more forgot that I thought it
were Sunday not
Saturday today isn’t Saturday today
Sunday
Saturday oh you’re
right the A&W is finally kicking in yeah
are you sure there’s root in that
beer fish and root bear down to the
[ __ ] sodi shop which they don’t have
anymore which is truly tragic it’s
pretty terrible it’s so sad they don’t
have the Sod Shop anymore the
decentralization of America first it’s
the public transit then it’s the [ __ ]
mom and pop soda shops yep it’s it’s
correlated there as as they say no bike
Lanes uh
no to the to the person in chat who said
root beer sucks you were so lucky you’re
remember I would ban you root beer is
objectively the best soda okay hold okay
okay
who don’t don’t need
to that’s a bold you ever try some of
the original Coca-Cola I think
that’s yeah when in Georgia I I that’s
that’s my home state
technically it’s also the home state of
Coca-Cola that’s my my town was uh the
one of the first places Coca-Cola was
distributed really yeah feel fre you to
Doc in the chat most I’d say most towns
have Coca-Cola in them at this
point
yeah like a plant B Factory um anyways
uh yeah let’s hold on um let’s actually
like do do this whole podcasting thing I
feel we should like we should probably
do that yeah I read through the
graine hold on Chad I got to open my
case
I got a case I got to open real quick
because I forgot I forgot that I I
forgot that I wrote things down in my
case in your case yeah H okay where do I
find the live stream at I have been
looking for like 15 minutes at this
point and
I videos you’re in my you’re in my
Discord I just at everyone saying we’re
live that also that UF there was like
three of them and I clicked every wrong
one so that’s so smart of you I
think I’m an absolute scrungle Bop just
a little bit of a skill
issue out of everyone in this call
because I’m curious out of
everyone I’m sorry s laughing at the
chat out of everyone in this call do you
guys use uh planners or or like a
calendar
app I have an actual calendar I have a
flip phone so I can’t use an app I mean
I rate the dates of important [ __ ] on a
calendar but that’s really it you have a
flip phone by choice yeah uh I used
to that’s that’s kind of based though
it’s a little bit based yeah uh yeah
it’s great because I mean don’t tell the
uh FCC this but um I am able to just
download any music that I want off of
the internet and so I it’s like 32
gigabytes of storage of an external hard
drive and I just put it on my phone and
then that’s all I really care about and
I don’t have worry about like Tik Tok
ruining my brain or YouTube or whatever
I can call
people play Angry Birds Angry Birds
hasn’t been good since 2012 they F that
thing full of
microtransactions yeah but you can just
play the original 2012 version they took
it off the App Store you can’t they took
it they I
think delet first a bikes then it’s the
public transport then it’s the mom and
pop pH shop
Angry Birds we’re in late stage
capitalism this is truly the end of
times you still can’t play Where’s my
water or cut the they deleted that the
Rope yeah they to cut the rope away go
they they took all of remember what they
took from
you anyways can’t play jetpack joy ride
that one’s you can still play for the
record you could still play Jetpack Joy
Ride you can’t play Flappy Bird anymore
Jetpack Joy Ride is all I really care
that one has a banger background
song yeah I agree uh also uh yeah as you
guys are aware uh people in chat uh Dr
derp gamer is in is in the call in case
you haven’t been able to to figure that
one out yet um yeah where
yeah he’s he’s are the what standing
because if you actually close your eyes
you actually can’t tell the voices
apart it’s freaked me out on multiple
occasions during this call uh really uh
yeah no un ironically um well if you
guys both are in the call he’s going to
have like a slightly Nas more Nas voice
than you do it’s other it’s gonna be
like the exact
same they both sound exactly like an old
timey Victorian School child hello there
kids I thought you gonna say an old
timey old timey like radio host or
something no old timey Victorian School
child what that’s like what the what has
been called on multiple occasions I
I’m may I have not just by me multiple
sources have confirmed this um mle news
trusted and backed sources have
confirmed this
okay uh good but yeah uh derp you want
to like you want to like uh introduce
yourself hi I’m
derp what do you do
I I uh just make videos at this point
it’s a I’m making like analysis videos
people have compared me to Scott the was
which has never made sense to me because
we both live in Ohio but I am not that
similar I don’t think that I’m that
similar to him but I I make um sort of
like commentary videos
on I I try to focus more on content
creation and the side of uh content
creation more so than like um talking
about analytics or about like H I don’t
know viral things I just think I just
think that figuring out the marriage of
uh content creation and a game or a
person is a lot more interesting so
that’s what I’ve been making my content
on I’m also I’m the J schlatt guy I’ve
been in a couple of his streams now uh
not like he hasn’t talked to me but like
I I’ve just been in them so that’s me uh
someone multiple people have walked up
to me like at my who know me like from
like personally and they W they walked
up to me recently this happened twice
and they were like hey that guy you
covered on your show isn’t that the J
schlat guy and I was like what cuz I
didn’t I didn’t know people had to tell
people had to tell me that you were on
uh in one of his videos because I
actually didn’t know until I had to like
do the research on my own and funny I
was recent um as in his most recent
submission stream it was it was fun uh I
would just like to show uh uh show space
guy online A&W beat Barks in the poll
for which here’s the thing though A&W
has his own restaurant so people like
hate the [ __ ] drink they like I love
their burgers I love their burgers
I
respect they’re the only place that like
sells Coney dogs and they’re a fast food
place so I [ __ ] that is clearly you
don’t love on the East Coast because
it’s a chili
dog
oh con dog con dog is literally just a
chili dog is that you know who con is
Con is an African warlord okay that’s
who he is [ __ ] so is a entertainment
area in New York it’s just like a little
island that has a feris unfortunate
naming
naming zie Jesus barks is not better it
is it is objectively
worse biggest fan
99 do Dr Pepper I will agree Dr Pepper
is really good I don’t like Dr Pepper
What a Sad life you live what the [ __ ]
the Dr Pepper Cherry is
Dr Pepper Cherry is so cuz Dr Pepper is
already a cherry soda They just added
more syrup to it guys you you guys might
think that uh I brought Dr derp gamer
here because you know because I like I
we know we covered his video and and
like you know I really just brought him
here because he agrees with everything I
say I’m a yes man I’m just an echo
chamber zesty we can get you in here
hold on let me let me let me get you in
here real quick
to replace the we show and
uh purple Dr Pepper though is just like
snake oil salesman without any of the
fun stuff in it like Coca-Cola at least
had cocaine in it Dr Pepper yeah I put I
put [ __ ] masses and Birch in it
like yeah but it’s like that stuff goes
I think I’m drinking a pop I want to be
literally addicted to it okay I I stop
it I better get withdrawal symptoms and
the shakes okay that’s what I
want yeah I I left and came back we
still talking about soda listen listen
soda is love soda is life let me plug my
not crappy microphone it’s just
unhealthy water yeah I actually do not
like soda the only thing I drink is
water because uh coffee tastes bad and
tea gave me hurt you’re so wrong you’re
so wrong guys I take back everything I
said holy [ __ ] soda doesn’t taste that
good I’ll just say soda was so bad then
why did Joe Biden had that big
speed Pop’s the best listen I just want
to I just want to I want to set the
record straight I want to set the record
straight barks is better than a and
listen it is it isn’t yes it is I I I I
respect your opinion
uh but I
just don’t care this is one of those
this is one of those things where zesty
speaks authoritatively on a subject and
therefore everyone believes him because
he’s the YouTuber and he said the thing
that everyone no one wants to accept it
but everyone wants to hear his opinion
that’s zesty I’m waiting
for he might he’s just on that’s a
really good
summary I’m waiting for zest’s new video
the state of root beer the state of root
no yeah that’s that’s what that’s what
I’ve been working on for the past 5
months debate yeah you have to bring up
the bike lanes and Mom and Pop Shops
going out of out of
business uh what do you think of San
Antonio’s
estd why uh because I’ve I’ve been told
it’s the greatest city in in America it
the best public transport or
infrastructure is just hands down you
cannot beat it you’re you’re objectively
incorrect because I35 exists it’s the
I’ve been told it’s the one bad thing
about San Antonio yeah I35 is [ __ ]
terrible and also just the I mean pretty
much the entire highway system is is
under construction like Loop 410 Loop
1604 I35 i37 I 10 everything is a [ __ ]
show no matter where you go San anas I
heard they’re planning on add another
Lane to it that will another Lane will
fix it it’ll another Lane yes another
[ __ ] Lane
like listen and now they’re doing like
the two- tiered highway system where now
it’s going to be double deck highway on
I35 like that’s going to solve the
[ __ ] problem add like a bypass for
two lanes no it’s gonna keep this the
throughput have you ever played shapes
zesty no I’ve not played shapes if you
you played shapes you’d understand why
why it’s going to work okay have you
ever played sh is that like where you
just put the square in the square hole
like
what who told you that San Antonio is is
the great player
uh I I I have it on good authority it
wasn’t anyone in stream okay I’m just I
was just curious as all Austin also has
a similar problem though I used Austin
is horrible Austin is horrible [ __ ] I’m
so glad I’m not living there anymore I
it’s it’s I love how unlivable and
terrible it is in basically every single
thing but I have to Gaslight myself and
believe that it’s good because other
ones are like oh it’s it’s full so full
of culture and diversity no everything
is dying all the time everything sucks
there it’s the cult listen like listen I
I I’ve lived in so I only just recently
moved out of Austin I lived there for 3
years and the culture of Austin is going
for a jog in the morning and having a
homeless man in a wheelchair throw a
chunk of gravel at you that’s the
culture in Austin the culture of Austin
is the the state capital not allowing
homeless people to stay in front of the
uh Capital because that makes them look
bad so they’ll just throw them in jail
and also a fire getting started
underneath 35 yep ah but the food’s
pretty good I like the food yeah the
food’s good yeah good tacos yeah 100% I
like the Rudy Rudies is really special
to me because it’s the most Texas thing
you can think of it’s a gas station
barbecue joint that is really good but
it’s just so so Texas cream corn cream
corn yes no cream corn yeah do you put
do you put uh sugar on your cornbread as
well as butter or did you do not get
that deep into it no I just do Straight
butter no you got to put sugar on the
the cornbread it it tastes amazing it’s
not good for you I don’t I don’t I don’t
deny that but I don’t want to be eating
dessert with my meal you know that’s
fair but you’re gonna drink pop with it
that is dessert no no listen listen I
don’t drink soda I when I used to drink
soda when I was a kid barks was the [ __ ]
all right but I I haven’t touched soda
since high school so that was like 15
years ago I think if you drank it again
you’d be like man this tastes like
garbage because it tastes like garbage
no what yeah see but I can get like
fancy craft $35 bottle soda in Austin if
I want to Zess has just submitted the
last like pop he’s ever had to drink was
barks which has just elevated into a new
plane of existence where like his pop
fulfillment is like through the roof for
the rest of his life he doesn’t need to
drink anymore drink barks no I mean I
stopped drinking soda because he made me
fat and I wanted to lose weight sood is
basically pure cancer for you it’s so
bad you could genuinely if you just cut
out soda out of your life uh you would
it’s like the thing that puts on the
most weight in America it’s it’s insane
oh dude I did like no [ __ ] when I first
started losing weight I cut soda over
two months I lost like 30 pounds doing
nothing else doing nothing else for 20
minutes we’re still talking about s
welcome to ufr
everybody this is a good 20 minutes in
not a single word about
gaming gaming what are you talking
gaming fun anymore
soda just doesn’t soda doesn’t taste
good anymore it doesn’t soda just ismore
it’s because of corn syrup corn syrup I
think just like makes it taste not good
yeah no because that’s not sugar if
you’re going to eat sugar you might as
well eat the real stuff instead of yeah
real sugar that’s one thing I did like
about uh Texas they had uh Mexican
Coca-Cola that was like at every single
restaurant and it’s just objectively
better Coca-Cola yeah they use cane
sugar instead of syrup it’s great it’s
probably less carcinogenic
oh yeah it it’s still not good for you
but it’s not it’s not corn syrup
it’s I respect I respect most uh sodas
over like diet soda because diet is like
advertising itself as though it’s better
for you and it is objectively worse for
you it doesn’t taste better it is
actively worse for you because of the
artificial sweeteners that they add and
so it is there is no benefit to drink
diet and people still do it I love
asperton I love
cancer also uh chat if if I if you think
that I put the wrong Link in the ufr
announcement first of all I can’t
believe that you would like think of me
so lowly as to think that I would do
such a thing because I would never and I
think you all need to get your eyes
checked okay because if you go look at
the announcement right now the the link
is entirely correct is that why I got it
mixed up because I clicked on the most
recent stream and it just took me to the
one that I was in and I’m like man this
is this is a good video I’ve watched it
but found it pretty easily it’s got to
be that A&W you’re drinking messing with
your brain I have multiple aw mugs uh
because they’re they’re cool and marks
done have so w biggest fan wow yeah
that’s
me H the food tastes like
garbage all right I’ve never had it all
right you’re not missing
anything they still have the restaurants
in Okinawa yeah we’re going to we’re
going to go to A&W restaurant while
we’re there I’m excited they have OK has
got a pretty big American presence I
know that but I guess [ __ ] A&W is in
Japan well no there’s some other there’s
some like um historical reason why that
one in particular is there like it has
some deeper lore to it I forget it I
Used to Know It uh but I went there once
and hated it so but we’re going to we’re
going to run it back because maybe it’s
actually it’s not like high Cuisine or
anything but it’s the novel
I gotta say the onion rings is they are
probably the best side there they’re way
better than Burger King onion Wings
Burger King tastes like literally
nothing it tastes like garbage um and so
I so I assume you visited Texas did you
go to
Waterburg yeah I lived there for nine
years yeah I went oh you did okay
cool Hello Texan spotted this is the
fastest I I’ve lived half of my life in
Texas and half of my life in Ohio and I
can say I prefer the grass being green
out here without having to pay $500,000
to pipe water so yeah I I prefer it up
here I mean yeah you’re uh you’re away
from the the brutal Summers those are
never fun yeah people are like oh is you
think that 98 degrees is hot come down
to Texas where we get I’m good I’m I’m
fine I why is that a bragging point for
you how hot and unlivable it is down
there yeah congrats that really I could
move to the desert and it would be
hotter than Texas doesn’t mean I want to
why would I do that I think people get
really elitist about how hard it is to
live wherever they are uh generally like
just in life I think that’s the common
yeah it makes your it makes your penis
look bigger when you have the higher
number of temperature or the lower
number of temperature yes sir Texas
especially uh because they have to not
only like uh Gaslight other people into
believing that Texas is a livable place
they also have to Gaslight thems into
believing it so they get really
territorial hey hey it’s livable you
know if you exclude May through October
you’re you’re making Texas sound like
Mad Max like what the
[ __ ] in West Texas yes West Texas is
kind of unlivable it’s it is just the
desert it’s [ __ ] hot nothing out
there like Austin which is the most
California fied city in the world it’s
it’s such a weird amalgamation of like
California um quirkiness with Texas
quirkiness and it
is it’s it’s something it’s really
something I’ll say that oh no yeah it’s
great it’s it’s a wonderful place to
live in no it’s not one thing I will say
is 90 degrees Fahrenheit A Lot in
Celsius I don’t know what I don’t know
what they’re [ __ ] talking about I
Googled it right yeah so [ __ ] in some
some here inch like in San Antonio get
to be like 102 to 105 so that’s like 40
or 41 degrees Centigrade roughly go damn
yeah I remember back whenever I was a
kid the Summers what I would do is I
would go to this Camp which was like
basically a house on a hill and it was
just dust around it there was cactuses
it it was it was the most like you had
to go along a dirt road a back road to
get there and they didn’t have AC and
they didn’t have water um and they would
just throw the kids outside and be like
have fun and um heat stroke was not at
all a uh uncommon thing at the time yep
it’s it’s kind of a ride of Passage to
get he stroke when you live here yeah I
remember um the last asthma attack I
ever had was because of how well first
of all how stupid uh kids are and second
of all because of how dusty um Texas is
because we were at like a school field
right and have you guys ever played GaGa
ball yes
I yes I love GaGa ball holy [ __ ] gag
Ball’s awesome but basically this this
GaGa ball had like there was two pits at
this area it was an open area because
that’s that’s all of Texas it’s either
too many trees or none at all um
and this GaGa ball pit uh yeah um it
there was like two different ones one’s
big one’s small and there was like uh
all right we could play GaGa ball in
this big pit with all like 15 kids or we
could play it in the small pit and so
all 15 of us kids crammed into this
small small GaGa ball pit where it’s
just a game about like it’s essentially
if you don’t know what it is you’re
basically just shuffling your feet
you’re hitting a ball you can’t hit it
with your uh you can’t let it hit your
legs right you have to use your hands
and so people were just shuffling around
this thing and it made a dust cloud so
thick that I had an asthma attack
immediately and I had to go and get my
inhaler uh because of how absolutely
freaking Dead everything is welcome to
Texas yeah that that was my final year
of living in Texas before I moved to
Ohio there you
go yeah so anyways I heard TF2 got
updated it did yes it got the the 64bit
uh adjustment which is mostly good I’ll
say everything is
broken Everything Is Broken well I mean
are are we really surprised that
everything is broken because of it being
moved over to 64-bit it was kind of an
inevitability and no one could really
prepare for it unless they worked off of
like the beta builds that they were
releasing but even then it wasn’t enough
time the things I were not expecting to
be broken though were like the trading
because that’s off of Steam not
necessarily TF2
itself that more or less surprised me
working fine for me now it was broken
anyway it was broken anyways I Friday it
was broken on yeah they they they
managed to fix everything but the dumb
thing I don’t understand is that because
they need some kind of workaround for
tools to function they weren’t very
clear as to what those tools are they
allow for 32-bit clients to still
connect to 64-bit servers so all of the
cheats and Bots still function because
they just add the one line that tells
the game to fire up in 32bit and they
can still
cheat faret is amazing isn’t
it yeah I I it’s really frustrating like
come on guys I I was everyone I saw a
Reddit post literally just like when I
woke up this morning it was just no in
all caps and it was someone seeing
seeing the a bot join a game and they
were like [ __ ]
no
yeah pretty funny like it’s great
because all I mean it’s all great it’s
it’s for the game’s longevity so they
can keep cramming hats into it so it
doesn’t fall down around its ears but it
doesn’t matter if you can’t play the
[ __ ] game for half the day yep I
that’s pretty good look
at oh yeah my game runs like my game
runs even smoother now than ever before
like I I was playing MVM last night and
no lag constant 200 FPS no matter what
was spawning in there it was great yeah
but can’t play the game it’s just cool I
guess yeah I agree uh yeah I just I just
wanted to to open up by briefly talking
about it because it was it was something
you know that we all can we can all
relate you know Allan me we all play TF2
here Alan I’m curious are you named
after the wrench or is the wrench named
after you I I’m pretty sure I came
first wow to meet the original Allan
Allan’s parents actually can you do your
famous catchphrase
of Alan
CID it’s the Tim Allen reference Alan
yeah I don’t know actors you know derp
uh Allen’s parents actually named him
after uh the the love interest from the
Lion King but because he’s male they
changed and the genders are changed they
just flip the name
backwards that was just made up for the
record no that’s true no that’s real
that’s real that’s real that’s true
aren’t they cousins true
what what no they’re betr I mean that
doesn’t
necessarily the tree of life it’s a
circle of
life um but this is a great video by the
way that we’re watching I I I’m so
excited to talk about gaming uh but yeah
I I I just wanted to briefly uh touch on
the the 64-bit update because because it
it was something that happened uh it’s
happening currently kind of uh for the
review isn’t fun
anymore we talked about root beer for
like 30 minutes [ __ ] you mean it’s not
fun anymore this is the most fun I’ve
ever
had uh but yeah I I I just wanted to pop
in for a brief moment I actually have to
go now a because I need I need to I need
to keep working on this video now that
my vacation like I was supposed to be in
Hungary this entire week but my vacation
just got [ __ ] you eat something was
that way you’re no longer
hungry yes that was a really funny joke
good Lu but I got to go get back to work
so y’all have a good a good show I I
look forward to it see y’all see
you what a guy what a guy let’s
Pops in uh gives opinion on root beer
refuses to elaborate
leaves uh anyways I think now is as good
time as I needs to actually get into
what we’re we’re really doing today um
which is we’re talking about why gaming
isn’t fun anymore guys just isn’t it
just isn’t Fun okay I I I think we can
all agree no more fun with video games
makes makes makes me sad every time I
boot up GTA
5 what is this what is this game in the
thing
we’re yeah I think it’s see of Thieves
we’ll get to we’ll get to the actual
video in your M okay so I know we’ll get
to the actual video in a second but uh I
I want to I want to go around ask you
guys do you guys agree with the premise
uh I’m assuming no but like
why I will agree that like because I
know he’s probably going to talk about
how modern gaming has like devolved to
be like a very heavily monetized base
and like very consumer
uh harassment wise like anti-consumer
I’ll agree on that I think that’s fair
that’s a good
point you know find like gems but like
on the grander scheme of things I want
to say yeah it’s very anti-consumer and
not as fun as it used to be hey it’s an
unfair like it’s an unfair comparison to
games because I’d say it’s not as fun
anymore because you’re fighting
expectations of the past you know um
games that are no longer as much fun
because I mean you have you expect more
from games you expect this feeling you
expect uh it to like make your day
better or whatever you expect the best
graphics you expect X Y and Z uh to
validate your time and it’s a lot and it
it’s not really that fair for video
games in my uh in my opinion I mean I’m
a guy that only plays like four video
games I play open TTD TF2 and like Among
Us sometimes so I’m not exactly uh the
most well versed but if you let
something be fun it could still be fun
it’s just like the expectation in my
mind I I think that I think that the
space guys is being a little bit gen
generous with with what this video is
going to be about because I don’t think
it’s going to talk about what that is
like I’m say on the like you always find
examples right I’m not g to say every
single game in the world has a [ __ ]
battle pass or like pay to play model or
some [ __ ] like that OB viously but just
on the face of gaming has certainly
changed to that you know what I’m saying
yeah no I I AG game is fun yeah that’s
funny I I think that um I think that
like
people people are beginning to blame
games for either their own lack of
Interest or like their their inability
to move on from the
past yeah that’s that’s uh that’s my
general perspective cuz I’ve kind of had
I had this this thing uh happen to me uh
like like like a year or so ago I would
talk to Allan about it a lot like video
games weren’t were like they they didn’t
they were more for stress relief than
they were for entertainment at a point
for me and that kind of sucked away a
lot of like the the the magic so to
speak of them for me but I think that’s
that’s just like you have to refocus
your your expectations somewhere else
you know because your priority shift as
you get older and that goes for
everything else why wouldn’t it go for
video games you know
yeah but yeah we’re gonna we’re gonna
talk about why video games aren’t fun
anymore and uh and uh this video is
short so we’re gonna we’re going to get
into how to enjoy games again
immediately
afterwards are you guys ready are they
by the same person uh no they people
they’re two different people Dam got me
I got me popcorn
ready holy [ __ ] he’s got his popcorn
does in fact I can
auditar
aitar yeah no I was trying to say
something and it did not work I can
auditorily hear him yeah start the
[ __ ] movie
yeah mov let’s go games aren’t fun
anymore it’s a topic I’ve seen floated
around a lot on the internet in recent
can sorry I video games are fun but the
I hate it when people do this video
games are fun but the relative quality
is much lower now the reason for that is
that video games used to be art and
dreams now they are commercial products
they used to be made by developers who
wanted to create something awesome they
are now made by business people who just
want your money there’s almost no
regulation of the industry which means
that companies can get away with
literally breaking the law like scams
gambling and doing false advertising
games like Apex pubg and fortnite are
essentially legal casinos along with
most other microtransaction games and it
keeps I agre the bottom half of that
statement where there’s almost no
regulation of the industry I agree with
yeah I don’t agree with what the [ __ ]
does there video games used to be art
and dreams what the [ __ ] does that mean
they’ve never made going I think he was
going off of the idea that it used to be
a lot more of a passion project cuz like
who the freak cared about video games
back in like the 9s or so where it was
very much so if you were making a game
it’s because you really wanted to make a
game which isn’t necessarily entirely
true because I mean since like the
arcade era they were pretty well
monetarily like that was their reason
for existing you know and sure there was
passion in it uh and you can debate
whether there was more or less I do
think that it should be regulated more
but I don’t know it’s kind of the big
the big gaming boom happened in 1998
with Pokemon really so anything like
prior to that in that good old time
frame I would say it was a passion
project it wasn’t until like Pokemon in
that popularity that really showed the
world that holy [ __ ] gaming can be
profitable and then he had things like
[ __ ] halflife and then he had Halo
another very good example then he had
GTA San Andreas even then like before
then you had like Nintendo would release
the Donkey Kong [ __ ] arcade
machine that was to generate profit for
arcades it was yeah yeah it was still an
industry around it I think the scale is
just a lot bigger recently that’s that’s
moving from an arcade to kind of like
where you go out for a service to home
arcade system from a home system though
yeah the NES was like a really that was
a really crucial thing uh because it was
the first like major Home console system
but there was still like
I don’t know the games even then uh were
very monetarily uh important you know um
it it was it was still very CT around uh
monetarily successful content I think
it’s just a problem where there’s more
stuff now and we’ve realiz companies
have realized that they can get away
with more and people just won’t care
so like I don’t know I think that um I
think that people’s expectations of what
a company does are beginning to align
are like what what video game companies
are doing are beginning to align more
with what people like think of when they
think of a company like like um
E3 has always been really corporate but
it kind of hid under the veneer of
gaming without so it so that way it
wasn’t seen as like a corporate business
meeting which is really what it was at
the end of the day it was just a press
conference but it was given this new
meaning because that that’s the meaning
that was ascribed to it and I think that
people Gamers often ascribe
identities to companies that the
companies themselves don’t really have
but because their games are good people
are like wow this company is so you know
XYZ empowering even uh I’m I’m going to
agree cuz like in the past right with
Nintendo I feel like the games came up
in conversation first rather than the
company itself and now it’s like wow
sick music you got there bud wow sick
crossplay got there six [ __ ] 64 bit
you got there too six mod the practices
itself come up first R in the actual
games typically yeah I agree um I I yeah
that basically hits thing Val yeah I I
think and also I think older companies
like their priorities are
shifting uh like epic games has been a
around for forever Riot games has been
around for forever but their newer games
seem to have different priorities than
their older ones did you know and I’m
sorry I’m so distracted cuz this guy has
a video called the rule of cool and it
just shows the Doom Slayer the word come
behind him what wait what wait wait hold
on I need
to the more videos part right there no
no no I need to find it I need find oh
my
God just the rule of cool the Doom
Slayer and the word come what the
[ __ ] I’m sold be honest I’m putting this
in the completely sold I’m sold I can’t
be ly I’m
sold I’m putting this in in in Luc in in
the Discord go go check the Discord out
if you want to see the [ __ ] thumbnail
holy [ __ ] space guy’s gone the [ __ ] nail
the [ __ ]
nail that’s
great let’s let’s see where this goes
let’s see where this goes fun anymore
it’s a topic I’ve seen floated around a
lot on the internet in recent years and
even more so since the world shut down
with more time to spend on playing video
games than ever before some people are
coming to realize that they don’t enjoy
playing video games anymore it’s a scary
thing to come to terms with accepting
that a hobby you’ve enjoyed for as long
as you can remember suddenly doesn’t
entertain you anymore for a lot of
people is that
scary some people yeah it’s like a loss
of identity I
guess yeah I be that guy but if your
entire identity is tied to [ __ ] a
singular hobby you’re live a pathetic
life well that’s yeah that’s what I mean
like cuz I do callig right like I I
there have been multiple times where
I’ve fallen out of love with calligraphy
for a season but it hasn’t been like it
hasn’t been crippling for me like as a
person yeah but Levi it’s like think
about like oh potentially I will never
enjoy calligraphy for whatever reason
but I wouldn’t assume that if I felt
this way like I didn’t assume that when
I felt this way about video games I
didn’t assume I would literally never
ever enjoy video games again you know
that’s such a weird thing to assume if
just because you don’t feel
total way to think about things like
very absolute yeah I’m dead I don’t
sense to me though like oh suddenly you
don’t like uh looking at clouds in the
sky anymore oh
no I I also think that um I think that
people are get really Deus when they
realize that like just like this is
going to get really exential I feel this
like whole stream’s going to get really
sad but I feel like people get really
deist when they they realize that life
doesn’t have a certain spark to it that
it did when they were a kid or when they
were younger or at any given point in
their life and then they just kind of
succumb to that instead of like being
like Oh no I I that’s that’s not
something that that’s something I can
get back they just they just take it for
granted that that’s gone when it’s it’s
not really gone [ __ ] taxes I can have
that spark of life back I got to do
crack cocaine to get that
SP save me old Coke recipe save me
but yeah uh we’ll see where it goes
suddenly doesn’t entertain you anymore
for a lot of people it’s even more
disheartening because they’ve come to
this realization after just managing to
get the console or setup of their dreams
things they strive for years ago are
finally tangible and right in front of
them but they just don’t have the drive
or want to actually do and experience
those things what to be fair there eight
no games for the PS5 well that yes that
also that’s why they call the PS5
because there’s five games for it five
[ __ ] games two of them three of them
are remakes
yep if I why would I buy the PS5 if I
don’t enjoy video games anymore no they
just bought it they buy it and
immediately don’t enjoy video games yeah
what well it could be a thing where like
they’re starting to Wayne off of video
games and they’re like oh all I have to
do is buy this thing I buy a new
computer I buy a new game I buy a new
console and that’ll make it so that I
enjoy games again whenever it’s a it’s a
problem with you not the game I was say
I was goingon to say isn’t that that
that’s just a a skill issue like like
not not to be a dick about it but like
if you if you’re like if you’re if
you’re bu like man I hate video games
but if I buy uh two more gigs of RAM
then you know maybe maybe maybe I’ll buy
a new graphics C maybe it’ll feel good
maybe it’ll feel good a skill just
sounds like actual addiction
say just fire high as real just sounds
like addiction man I feel like [ __ ]
maybe if I get my life together though
I’ll just buy more crack cocaine then
I’ll feel
better this down that I’m in I just need
to hit another high also sorry I just
got reminded because space guy said a
funny thing um did uh space guy did you
know that your your your quote about uh
comparing the the genocide of the Fire
Nation to a to another
another genocide did you know that that
got featured in The Fish’s review of the
the Avatar The Last Air
Bend I I was watch I was watching it I
was watching it earlier today and then
all of a sudden I glance over at my
computer and I see me and I was like
what the [ __ ] am I doing there it’s a
clip from ufr it’s so [ __ ] good oh
man shout out to fish for that I I I
didn’t know that that was there until
today do you do you know roughly the
time
frame uh I it’s like I it it’s earlier
it’s in like the first third of the
first part I think
okay anyways these are things I had to
come to terms with throughout the last 2
years now I know what you might be
thinking stricko isn’t it a bad idea to
try and make a career out of making
videos online about video games when you
don’t enjoy playing them anymore and
yeah I’d agree not exactly the best
decision but so he doesn’t enjoy playing
them anymore no I think he does because
in another video he says never mind
Gaming’s fun guys and then shows a
picture of Minecraft
them anymore and yeah I’d agree not
exactly the best decision so let me
explain a bit I’ve been playing video
games for as long as I can remember I
can remember the first time I held a
controller in my hands vividly the sheer
size of the Duke way too massive for me
at the time but all that was just
background noise in my head okay I want
to pause it here’s the thing right
everybody [ __ ] quotes Halo Halo like
Halo is like this is like the intro the
[ __ ] gaming don’t get me wrong I dig
Halo but holy [ __ ] I’ve replayed it not
like on legendary cuz I don’t want to
like torture myself but I played on uh
heroic the second half of the game falls
off much harder than anybody rightfully
thinks so okay everybody has in this
mind every time somebody talks about the
original Halo they’re like yeah the
first half of the game is amazing but
the second half but it falls off and it
gets so much worse than it actually is
so I have so many people be like yeah my
childhood was Halo Halo Halo I love Halo
yada y yada but to have this like severe
like cognitive disconnect with how kind
of flawed and bad of it is is just
jarring to me and really putting on
those Rose tinted
glasses Halo 2 though is perfectly fine
well like I I think I think that people
just remember like game like the first
time they they figured out what games
were and they remember that very fondly
because of how magical it seems like
it’s like a movie you can interact with
and and influence the outcome of you
know that’s just crazy and I think Halo
kind of encapsulates that movie feel for
a lot of people in the same way like the
Uncharted games do and and like The Last
of Us for a different
generation but yeah I have like with
unart with Uncharted like Uncharted I
see the set piece is a very big thing in
Halo I see the set piece for the first
half of the game right and people very
much parade that and paride that as a
pariah right but the second half of that
game game
dude like it is for those who know I’m
just going to say the [ __ ] the
librarian all right the library level
[ __ ] off that’s terrible that’s just dog
water the library and the flut are the
the the the just [ __ ] bro just running
around in areas you’ve been in before
for 20 minutes
[ __ ] terrible just no fun that be had
at all
yep but all that was just background
noise in my head compared to the fresh
sights and sounds of what is now my
second favorite entry in my favorite
franchise ever what is it with the
people we cover and like sucking the
dick of Halo so [ __ ] hard that’s kind
of real though I’ll give it the first
off this guy said Halo 2 is [ __ ] not
as good as Halo one or that it’s the
second best I take much Grievous offense
to that Halo 2 is the better one by far
I’ve never played any game other than
Halo 3 ODST Halo 2 and Halo Reach I’ve
played Halo
Reach Halo 2 the best in the series it’s
not Halo
3 nope damn I was too busy playing my
Sims agents for the
Wii [ __ ] love that what I’m saying
bro why Sims agents is such AED game
what you’re [ __ ] talking abouto is
such a great game no no derp don’t get
it twisted the game is awful but it is
definitely my childhood oh no it’s yeah
you’re right the puzzles are are simp
but the thing is there is so I recently
replayed it there is so much more flavor
text in that uh game that is like
actually really funny and I was not
expecting and I like the main story The
the gameplay is fine you know whatever
uh but I remember in like the first you
know like the the the town hall area um
in like the first level first area was
like the it’s like the Metro uh you can
like walk up to this set piece it’s just
like a a closed off um it’s a closed off
building and it’s just a way to make it
so that you can’t go any further and
they allow you to interact with it and
it says man the economic recession in
this part of the uh town is really not
doing well and that’s it and then you
just go just move on yeah it’s amazing I
love is great in those games yeah
I was a My Sims Kingdom fan walk up to a
[ __ ] phone booth and it’s like in the
olden days people used to use make phone
calls in the olden
days bring bring it back the peanut
butter gamer with the [ __ ] my Sims
reference Jesus Christ I love my
agents in my favorite franchise ever
gaming during this time period was
Limitless I had no concept of developer
or Hardware restrictions the limits of
preener responses from NPCs or content
in the game to consume did you guys have
a concept
of like like this console can’t do this
when you were
younger um sort of kind of here’s a like
not to like the limitation more or less
but like I knew what cut content was you
know what I mean yeah like I KN I knew
like I’m not
a cuz the big one for me growing up was
Pokemon uh
gold and silver I was gonna say hard
gold Sil silver Pokemon Gold and Silver
right because those were always gonna be
originally tacked on as kind of like DLC
or add-ons like they planned to be part
of the first red and blue right but just
space and all that so I had the comp I
had the mental capacity to realize the
game cannot handle that amount so they
have to create a second game for it if
that makes sense yeah in addition to
with a bunch of other stuff such as
Conan here he’s cut content probably
from Gmod my uh my thing with um when I
was younger right I because I I got my
first ever console was a Game Boy
Advance and then I got the and I am very
closely got the GameCube and my little
brain just asked why can’t why doesn’t
small thing make same picture as big
thing and I went oh it’s cuz small
thing’s smaller therefore less powerful
than big thing and that’s like that that
just made sense to me and maybe that’s
just not intuitive to most people but
that’s that’s what I that’s what I
thought growing
up yeah I don’t think I got it until I
was rocking a PS2 and my friend got a
PS3 and suddenly it uh it plays Modern
Warfare 2 and uh [ __ ] it we can watch
enu Yasha on this [ __ ] it has a web
browser I own the Inu
Yasha uh the the game for the
PS2 that’s probably what uh what did it
for me
yeah but I own tack legend of the juju
for the GameCube but so what what the
[ __ ] you guys ever have Shrek on Game
Boy uh Yes actually I have several Shrek
on Game Boy I have Shrek the f I got
Shrek 2 and Shrek one I had a Wall-E on
DS that was a horrible
game I [ __ ] love like Pixar movies on
Nintendo consoles I have Madar for the
GameCube I got the manual right in my
hands right now actually this game was
goed you have the manual in your why why
why do you just have that on your desk
what the [ __ ] don’t question his methods
he just aerates I I hear it I believe
youus doesn’t take nonsense from anyone
smart and independent Gloria is a take
charge female who keeps the bunch
together brought that out for this
podcast specifically yes we’ll need this
he’s going to tie it in at some point
for sure I like how it says the
characters and it says four friends and
it clearly shows like six people two of
them don’t count it goes Alex Alex the
Li and Marty the zebra Melman the
Giraffe Gloria the hippopotamus and it
goes the penguins like
that’s they are they are collective they
are a hive mind uh if anybody’s ever
played Madagascar for the PS2 or
GameCube they’ll know for a fact this
game was like actually very good also on
the back I just realized it has an ad
for Shrek Super Slam also a CED game
I’ve played both of those games is Shrek
Super Slam the game that is uh like
basically Smash Brothers for Shrek
characters it’s a Smash Bros killer yeah
I’ve played that game yeah no that was
that was a
classic got amazing Island beside we
don’t get like the movie game
adaptations much anymore do we no we
don’t
good ones for sure you don’t get funny
and good game manuals either no I miss
the game manual game manuals yeah they
used to be a thing huh they Rock I got
SpongeBob the movie the game manual
right here in addition to ice AG dude I
got a lot of [ __ ] movie ties holy
[ __ ] I have distinct childhood memories
of sitting in the cart after my mom
would pick up a game for for me at like
the Walmart and just reading the game
manual while she shopped elsewhere like
over and over and over again getting so
excited about my game that I get to play
when I get
home mhm that [ __ ] was
great shit’s not the same anymore NPC or
content in the game to consume Halo was
an infinite Universe to create in an
experience Spyro had no end to the
amount of dragons I could rescue hell I
can remember using an action replay in
Pokemon Platinum using the
walk did this [ __ ] [ __ ] use an action
replay fil my game with bootleg cheated
[ __ ] shamans dude wait so goell wait
so you didn’t understand what like like
console limitations were but you could
use an action was the action replay like
a magical device to you everybody knew
who cheats were every I’m not no this is
not a Val Point everybody knew who cheat
what cheats were yeah everyone because
there was a whole section of the AC and
replay where you were like hacking all
the databases it showed like the the the
the hex codes and [ __ ] like like you you
knew what that was like you weren’t
completely different from console
limitations I don’t I can’t understand
why my Pokemon Platinum can’t have 3D
Graphics but I can’t understand that
those [ __ ] locked behind a shaman and
dark rif in Japan for me okay I can
understand that
yeah Platinum using the walkth through
walls cheat and accidentally finding
Shaman at the end of this long path of
flowers now obviously I grew out of this
mindset eventually especially after
reading a bunch of magazines that delved
into the specifics of games and
interviewed developers on what they
thought about their projects thank you
Game Informer but my love for gaming
never subsided I moved on from consoles
after getting my first computer and in
2016 I managed to save up enough money
to buy the hardware of my dreams with
this I could run any game on the market
and I used it to run a lot of games okay
yeah he’s just’s he’s just talking he’s
just talking about himself come early
2021 it was time for me to upgrade and
after managing to walk into a Best Buy
and just randomly come across a 3090
that I wasn’t even looking to buy at the
time I knew it was time to go all out I
managed to get a 550x the best
motherboard I could buy is this going to
be is the bait and switch of this video
going to be ice SP a bunch of money and
now I’m sad is that what is that what
this
is I I’m going to be really frustrated
if that’s what this is because this
video
has I’m not going to sound a I’m sound a
little bitter I’m at the expense of
sounding a little bitter this video has
like 2.1 million views and if and and
like why you know like what the [ __ ] why
let him let him shut up I want to hear
him talk about about the
Sam 2006 h3d DDR xc3 Ultra game
all right I’m just
saying the doal come video guys I’m just
saying I it is intriguing it has come in
the thumbnail I have to click it 50x the
best motherboard I could buy at the time
and some sick Ram there were no
compromise sick ram my Ram is so sick
you guys there a doge background yeah I
kind of love his wallpaper sick Ram
there were no compromises to this system
besides the fans I was running out of my
I built the computer ran some benchmarks
and then didn’t play any games at first
I assumed I was just unmotivated or
maybe even burnt out but over time I
came to realize that I just wasn’t
enjoying games anymore I got scared now
hold on a second here hold on a second
there mosy on down there’s a very Stark
difference between I bought this new PC
to play games and then I got burnt out
while playing
games which is not what he just said he
did not say that what he said was I
bought a new pc and upgraded that new pc
and then I never played games on it
whatsoever like you did The Benchmark
you were like well that’s it and you
got person in chats just like I got
scared like what remember remember that
hypothetical guy from earlier who like
had just bought a cool new console and
then got scared about that was me that
was that’s me guy you were making fun of
that’s me that’s that’s what happened he
wasn’t making fun of him [ __ ] I like
I got Google Chrome installed time I’m
done now I’m done that’s it didn’t want
to play V games anymore I would have
been fine if he was like I got this new
pc and I I had to play like a game that
like I thought I really enjoyed like to
the Max and it was downgraded to what I
recall right I would have been fine with
that but it’s just like nope I I I ain’t
feeling it no more I don’t want to pay
that aloney well like like I wait what I
I I’m just at a loss of like how does
this happen and
also why did why did you get
scared L like like this is just a plot
of Soul this is the plot of the Pixar
movie Soul it’s like he got the job at
the at as the saxophonist he’s like what
do we do now it’s like we just do it
again as I flick the power switch on my
PC another switch flipped on in my brain
telling me games were
bad go back creepy
P scared scared that I spent all of this
money on a hobby I wasn’t interested
anymore scared that the YouTube channel
I wanted to start was already dead in
the water who whoa
what chat you chat told me it wasn’t
what I said it was but it looks like
it’s what I said it
was come on chat you’re bunch of liar
yeah what the [ __ ] you said you said it
wasn’t going to be I spent a bunch of
money on this thing and now I don’t
enjoy video games there’s actually worse
than that it’s I spent a bunch of money
and I never got to use it I never tried
and not only that but I can’t make a
YouTube channel
now what were you saying
Angel man I never played the video games
I never played the it like the YouTube
channel is just like come on dude man
already dead in the water scared that
I’d be giving up a huge part of formed
my online identity I calm myself down
and I took a step back it makes sense
that I’d start feeling this way about
gaming doing pretty much anything every
day for long enough would ultim but you
didn’t [ __ ]
try you described it as the issue I did
I ran geek bench and I immediately did
ever wanted to play games again you’re
hired I don’t want to show up to this
[ __ ] job I’ve been working every day
I want to retire
the fu what the hell I’ve been working
every day for the past 12 years when you
do anything for enough you just don’t
want to do it anymore how many vacation
days do I have saved up in the 12
seconds I’ve been employed thank you oi
maybe the real fun was the mdy we spent
along the
way I
agree [ __ ] went to a casino with
that mindset enough would ultimately be
clean and boring so I asked myself what
can I do to have fun with playing games
again for a while I was but during my
time I decided to just take a break and
work on my
ult and while that was technically still
gaming it was mostly for work and I
could take the time to figure out what I
wanted to really do about my problem
what I what no no no no no no no stop it
if you if you do maybe people in chat
are going to disagree I don’t know
when if you play video games for a
purpose if you if you if you play video
games for purpose other than like
strictly fun you’re still in playing
video games and probably enjoying them
like when I need to get footage for a
video I’m still enjoying the game I play
these things aren’t mutually
exclusive you know I’m gonna I’m gonna
partially agree like on everything but
I’m going to put like exclamation mark
and asteris on TF2 because if I need to
get foot for TF2 it’s more like
torturous for me to like take 20 minutes
trying to find a game not infested with
Bots yeah but that’s that’s that’s a TF
yeah that’s like an exception to the
rule yeah don’t get me wrong also uh
auror Borealis asks when are you guys
going to watch a video you actually like
on stream well I have a do I have a
stream for you episode 14 we covered Dr
derp Gamers which we which some of us
said was the best video we’ve covered on
this show I you didn’t say that I didn’t
but some of us said that I said it was I
don’t know if anyone in this called Dead
no it was zesty zesty said that and I
think one other person
actually which was the other which video
was better uh we I I said that like
fishes or something I said fish and the
what simply because the edit editing was
better yeah but yeah which is fair yeah
uh it’s a very uh roughly edited thing
I’m not a good editor it’s okay sorry
going talking back at fish stick which
Avatar video of his because I’m look at
at his channel now he’s got four of them
it’s fish stick on a stick not the
gaming one the other one and it’s part
and it’s the new Avatar Netflix Avatar
is terrible part
one you cut out which one Netflix Avatar
is terrible part
one a
disaster Yeah okay or whatever the [ __ ]
it’s called terrible oh no it’s bad he
he’s make he makes very compelling
arguments in that video for why it’s
awful so actually the time stamp it’s at
11:30 oh did you after after the video
after the video after this one after
this one to figure out what what I
wanted to really do about my problem
what I found though is that as I was
taking a break from playing games for
the most part my desire to play them
started Rising again but once I actually
this oh my gosh this video is just I I
didn’t want to do something so I took a
break came back to it and enjoyed
it a break it wasn’t even I took a break
though because a break is like actually
starting something and I’m stopping it
rather than like having a clean slate to
begin with and just never starting again
you know what I mean yes this is such a
strange thing it’s like have you ever
like because he’s just figuring out what
every other hobbyist on any other hobby
does which is I like I can’t write
anymore I’m a writer I want to write oh
no I’ve written so much that I have no
more ideas guess I should stop for a bit
oh now I have
ideas like that though because like if
in that writing analogy it’d be like oh
what if I got like a laptop to write on
and I buy the laptop and then I just
never beun writing on that [ __ ]
laptop and I’m like man kind of I buy a$
10,000 $10,000 pin and then I go wow I
can’t use this pin anymore I don’t want
to and then I throw it
away managed and then I start writing
for a journal as opposed to for my own
enjoyment and then I’m like wow I enjoy
writing actually get into a game and
start yeah sorry what and it just sounds
like he he found out what getting burnt
out is yeah which is fine thought this
was going to be about the [ __ ] shitty
monetization I was trying the second
video might be about that the second
video might be about that desire to play
them started Rising again but once I
actually managed to get into a game and
started playing might
managed yes like managed democracy with
my 3090 and my super Ram or whatever he
call it I I managed he makes it to seem
like he was like crawling like his like
he was like he had to fight up Mount
Everest to be able to play his game
again I mean I kind of get what he means
it’s not like physical
like Le you got burnt out on a game
before and it’s like I I really don’t
want to start doing yeah but I I
wouldn’t [ __ ] describe it as like me
and my squad were pinned down for two
weeks I’m the only one that came back
alive I wouldn’t use the word like
finally I fear I managed to crawl up and
boot up Minecraft yeah like like like
like Alan I wouldn’t describe me playing
classic Cube as oh I managed to enjoy
Minecraft again it’d be like oh I mean I
might say that that’s what you did I
have to be pulled together to like do my
taxes right I have to like manage to sit
down and like go over my finances okay I
can’t like be like oh man I have to like
actually sit down and [ __ ] play Ultra
kill dude I had to like really sit down
and manage to like get in that seat and
play Ultra kill dude that’s not
something anybody would say yeah it’s a
strange way to word it is all I’m saying
yeah because it makes it sound really
dramatic and I don’t think it is that
dramatic Rising again but once I
actually manag to get into a game and
started playing my desire to continue
playing them would immediately fall and
I’d get off of it within 30 minutes what
it came to realize is that I had no
Variety in what I was playing I would
get on my computer and boot up the same
FPS games or just open up Minecraft
which I’ve been playing for years as
well I decided to actually take the time
and figure out other genres of games I
could play and I’ve never been happier
for it I realized that what I was
experiencing over
games I say Borderlands 2 is a bit of a
difference so give credit but I I’m
going to wait till I I have a thought
about what he just said but I’m going to
let let him finish I’m going to wait a
little bit all wasn’t me not finding
games fun anymore I just wasn’t finding
FPS games as interesting throughout 2021
I decided to take the effort to Branch
out into different video games and what
I learned was that I still enjoyed
playing video games I just needed a
breath of fresh air oh I I actually like
genuinely hate this actually I also
genuinely this is such a strange thing
to say just for so many what first of
all if you play like s
and then you play Monster Hunter those
you’re not playing the same game like
those aren’t the same kind of game they
offer different experiences there are
people sorry there are people who are
like puzzle game Specialists who are all
playing various puzzle games and they
enjoy playing puzzle games exclusively
but no other kind of
game I was going to say do you think
people who like get real [ __ ] tilted
after a leag or Val match like man I’ve
never playing tic tac toe again dude
[ __ ]
I was why would you why would you write
off all of video games because you
stopped enjoying the ones in particular
that you play it’s like if I have an
issue with an FPS in particular too like
I feel like I could very easily narrow
out what my issues are with the FPS
genre right not like gaming as a [ __ ]
whole you
know yeah
I I don’t know I I don’t think he’s
saying like gaming as a whole I think
when he says gaming isn’t Fun
no he means the games what he knew to be
gaming which is the games that he used
to play that’s still terrible too though
because he’s saying like the only games
I’ve ever played are fpss and Minecraft
let me tell you played so many FPS games
that I never even considered that there
was any other games to play out there
but I mean if you spent 10 years and you
say oh yeah I’m a gamer I play FPS games
like when that stops getting fun you
might think for a second or maybe it’s
just don’t like game anymore I I don’t
know it makes narrow worldview though
that’s like such an in stupidly large
and bold claim to fame the [ __ ] not
all game when I when he says games he he
he must mean like the games that I have
been playing what I know to be games I
know but you wouldn’t say that like in a
normal conversation the only reason why
he’s saying it is because he’s trying to
make a [ __ ] million dollar view video
I Me Maybe if it’s if he’s just saying
it that way for the money then yeah I
mean let’s go back to the soda the the
pop discussion like man I really hate
Coca-Cola guys I’m never going to drink
any pop again right because Coke is kind
of mid I don’t like Coke and then
somebody says to me what about Pepsi I’m
not like oh [ __ ] you’re right Pepsi
exists root beer exists this is like a
revelation to me I’m well aware that
these things exist I’m not going to be
like he’s it’s strange I have a I have a
theory about this video that I’m going
to save until the end of it that I have
developed over the course of the past
however many minutes we’ve developed
watching this video but uh like I I this
video is so strange to me I have no idea
what’s going on on stream by the way oh
it’s because I’m showing the stream I I
figured it out any I’m an idiot oh
any oh sorry professional podc man I’m
so good at my job uh but no I I think
this video only functions if simulation
you ignore if you he is setting up his
scenario right and he’s ignoring all of
the extraneous factors that might break
the scenario such as the fact that he
read gaming magazines and therefore
should know that other games exist and B
the fact that you definitely don’t just
play games 24/7 like you have to do
other things right like
there not no jokes no laughter go
outside side is the response like just
do anything
else cuz he he didn’t even say like oh I
went outside I learned how to play
soccer he said I went and played the
games for a different reason and then I
was like wow I want to play games again
like what oh I kind of forgot I wasn’t
even like I I got burnt out and I
stopped playing games and I came back so
I kind of had to know it was just like I
stopped playing games for fun so I to
play games I went to played games for my
YouTube job I had fun while playing the
games like that doesn’t make
sense I yeah I could understand the
argument of I got burnt out with FPS
games in particular but that’s not how
he’s been wording it he’s been wording
I’ve been burnt out with gaming in his
entirety not realizing that other genres
of gaming exists because my only
explosure to gaming is [ __ ] FPS gam
and Minecraft which is also like other
games exist
okay and it has nothing to do with like
the argument he’s trying to make of all
gaming is like EAS to get burned out and
stuff like that this should just be like
man I should really expand my horizons
and you should expand your horizons not
just gaming with anything and take it to
like another level the fact it should be
that this is what that video should be
argu it shouldn’t be man FPS games
they’re kind of one and
done did you know there’s more games
though wow did you know that there’s
actually more than just one book called
the Bible there’s actually a [ __ ] ton of
books like Sun’s Art of
War there’s a lot of books out there
found it he found the bridging point he
he was looking for it I read Webster’s
diary front and back this book is boring
did you know there are other books to
read what that’s crazy guys this Alan
Allan have you ever heard someone say I
don’t like music anymore and then you
ask them why and they’re like well I’ve
listened to the same songs like over and
over again and I just I I just don’t
like them anymore and I think that means
music is just not it for
me um
no exactly because because that’s not a
thing that people say it’s it’s the way
he’s framing it it’s not like I have an
issue with the premise itself but it’s
the way he’s framing it as like having a
specific issue with one genre gaming and
then neglecting that like every single
problem that doesn’t stem from that
would just kind of disappear from just
playing literally any other game or
doing anything else which is kind of
ridiculous do Dr derp what do you think
about
this um so it is really weird because
he’s being overly General with
a with a statement that’s like oh all
video games were kind of boring but I
only played these three video games and
also yeah he just didn’t take a break
it’s it’s weird his mentality regarding
it um I see where he’s coming from
but he’s not I feel like he’s literally
just talking about his personal
experience while advertising it as
though it’s a like a common un Universal
thing and I understand that many people
probably do go um and run into similar
things because you know it’s easy to
just play my Sims agents for 10 years
but it’s it’s not at all like it’s not
realistically what happens for every
person there are people that like uh
they play the brand new game and it gets
bogged down because the company that
made it is not like it it could start
off good and then uh things go along the
lines and it it it sours as times go on
as the CH the game changes more and more
or you can have something that like you
get really hyped for and then it just
never pays off but I know many people
that like they still they still get
super excited for video games and they
still play a vast majority of games
games that probably wouldn’t even be
considered that good but still it’s just
they they don’t care they’re just like
it they just play games and that’s not
all they do but that is something that
they enjoy doing so to slap on a label
that like video games aren’t fun anymore
I don’t know it feels a little bit
overly General I have a I have a theory
about why this happens with video games
because I’ve been trying to run rack my
brain for like another hobby or Pursuit
where this happens and and and people
like blame the medium rather than just
thinking wow I need to go do something
else which is
what yeah watch what are you
doing I I think I think that this
happens
because video games are a medium that is
very nonpersonal like people you do it
by yourself but it’s not a creative
medium like drawing or writing so when
people are done with it it’s like it’s
almost this thing there’s no real sense
of fulfillment yeah this this isn’t yeah
there’s no in product there’s nothing
that’s been done uh except in games like
Minecraft but then the that that’s where
the other part comes in where it’s like
you turn the game off and then you’re
like
well I I’ve been stuck in my room I
haven’t done anything else I don’t do
anything else because I play video games
I don’t play sports I don’t go outside
because if we’re being honest a lot
that’s a lot of how it works for a lot
of people you know they buy their
$10,000 gaming machine and then they
just subject themselves to it and that’s
what they do and when it stops
entertaining them they blame the $10,000
gaming machine rather than like man
maybe I should do something else you
know it’s like watching a movie that’s
like a really good movie it says like
the Lord of the Rings trilogy and you
watch it and you’re like man that was
really good and then all you do for the
rest of your life is watch that movie
series and then you are like huh why
does this movie series why is it no
longer as good as it once was I don’t
know man maybe it’s cuz that’s all you
ever do yeah it’s like the the movie
didn’t do anything the movie is still
the same movie dude you just watched it
10 billion times do a guy
had a sar thing but instead of The Lord
of the Rings was Kangaroo
Jack just watching Kangaroo Jack the
only movie he had so he just have to
watch kangar Jack over and over and over
again this the only movie he [ __ ]
owned had to I think you mean had the
privilege to had the privilege to watch
Kangaroo
Jack like that’s an actual form of
torture you know that right to expose
somebody to the same media over and over
ever tell you the definition of an
insanity my friend is that yeah it’s
watching Kangaroo jack on repeat
Kangaroo Jack over and over and over
again throughout 2021 I decided to take
the I have that thing to say it’s like
yeah I I get what all of you guys are
saying and yeah that makes sense I feel
like the contention comes here from the
fact that he’s
basically stuck a label on this video
that really shouldn’t be there and
I don’t understand
why this video has the title video games
aren’t fun because I I gen Ang angel
angel I you have to let me get to the
end because I have a I have a I have a
whole Spiel to go on for this video okay
I and I might this might there might be
a video people like he
talked no there’s a I might make a a
video on my Channel about this kind of
video uh but we’re we’re going to go
we’re going to go we’ll wait till I say
looking at the more videos to have
recommended we have video games are fun
actually also made by him this is
ruining video games made by him and
there are too many
games the Paradox of choice as we
learned in fudge’s video I’ll have you
know I’m not GNA disagree with that but
like pick [ __ ] something yeah for to
Branch out into different video games
and what I learned was that I still en
enjoyed playing video games I just
needed a breath of fresh air I played
games like fora Horizon Monster Hunter
ghost Runner spent some time on Spyro
replayed Sonic Generations Sonic Unleash
City skylines Dark Souls demon souls all
of these games made me appreciate just
playing games in general and re so
you’re a liar because you played games
that weren’t just FPS games you just had
issues specifically with FPS games that
you could root down to being the sole
cause and instead of being like damn
maybe I should play something else
you’re just like I’m gonna stop playing
issues I completely have with FPS games
in its
entirety yeah I I yeah it’s sort of like
the the slippery slope thing but he did
it to himself he like used the fallacy
on himself where he was like yo I don’t
like f uh FPS games and then the Kermit
in the dark coat stood across the room
from him and was like oh so you don’t
like video games anymore and he was like
I guess I
don’t that’s just what happened
that one works I guess I don’t then they
what they converged together and they
walked off as one being and like the fog
of Silent Hill for they did like a
Steven Universe Fusion uh Fusion thing
and then they became one that’s what
happened damned my love for the hobby
this peaked when Halo infinite was
released for 6 years I waited for a
followup to Halo 5 I watched any lore
video I could come across I wonder why
you got burned out
byst like what the like bro you’re this
is such
a this is such a [ __ ] this is a
little bit of a self-report this reminds
me of the last video like what the
[ __ ] I [ __ ] just I first off I hate
the [ __ ] fact that like I was waiting
for a fall up for a Halo 5 I hate that
more than anything I think it’s the
worst thing you [ __ ] said in this
entire video hello where oh my God oh my
gosh
the
he chat the show I kill would I kill
Peter Griffin if he had the chance no I
team up with him and together we would
and I would also I can do hold
on chat the her
show hello everybody holy
crap H hi hello long time no no have on
the show no freaking way yep it’s yep
glad to have the title is almost correct
almost I I have no idea if uh if um
what’s what’s his face will ever join
but hey the here show it’s good glad to
have you welcome back finally what show
yeah how are you doing how are you doing
dude uh I’m doing good I’m doing good
I’ve been really busy but I I finally
showed up I prer aw or
barks uh mug man
that’s just the wor worst
option actually it is uh actually
there’s a lot of good local root beers
in my area that I get I actually like
never get like major root beers that’s
entirely valid but also not the question
the question is uh either AMW or uh
barks okay if I had to pick I’d pick A&W
because I do quite like A&W here’s the
thing right when you go to a nice sit
down restaurant and you ask for like a
glass of root beer and they give you
like a glass and it’s not like a can you
know what that one typically is it’s
typically Bart yeah yeah that’s why I
never ask for root beer at
establishment I love we’re back we’ve we
were here for 30 minutes at the
beginning of the pond and we’re
still freak for root beer I get Ro be
the best what you got to know is he was
like man I love Halo 5 so much I love
definitively the worst game in the
series it’s not even an argument it’s
not even fing close it’s not a point of
convention I love Halo 5 so much I
wanted to continue playing Halo 5 but
everybody else seemed to hate it and
then Halo infinite came out I like
waited for a followup to I watched any
video uh I I wanted to I like dad’s root
beer um no wait no no no no no okay no
wait Focus up
lock in uh the what show is is gaming is
gaming fun to you do you like playing
video games oh so we’re not talking
about root beer no more no no no we can
talk we can do look we will we will hold
the soda tier list till the end of the
two videos okay we also I have a tf2
question I want to ask you guys it’s
it’s a little bit of a goofy question
but all right all right go for it no
this is this is like a that that’ll be
an extended question we’ll wait till the
end of the videos I say we got a time
table we got finish
this we’re going to just take a break
four minutes into this like here let’s
dissect this
question completely unrelated
thing finish this off so we got to see
what the Netflix Avatar thing and then
we can continue the root beer and TF2
discussion in the next video yeah the
what did you know that uh that fish put
ufr in his Avatar
review that that fish what put a ufr in
his recent Avatar review his Netflix
Avatar review oh did he did you guys
talk about it uh no we were going to we
were going to watch it watch the clip
briefly because it’s a pretty good clip
uh it’s a pretty good clip I’ll warn you
guys if you guys start talking about
Avatar I’m gonna have nothing to say cu
the only Avatar I’ve watched is reruns
from like 2010 like a wor you’ll get the
context from this don’t worry yeah we
don’t yeah it’s not it’s not about the
show it’s just the the the ufr clip is
really really funny cuz it’s space guy
saying some saying a funny little thing
yeah funny for a follow up to Halo 5 I
watched any lore video I could come
across scoured Reddit posts and Twitter
threads he didn’t explicitly say that he
likes Halo 5 uh he just says that he was
excited for something after Halo 5 Halo
six man was bad enough man I don’t
know that’s all I was gonna say
nice a followup to Halo 5 I watched any
lore video I could come across scoured
Reddit posts and Twitter threads that
discuss what would happen in this game
and tried keeping up with the game as
much as I possibly could I’ve already
talked about Halo a lot on my channel oh
my gosh all right so keep my bias in
mind but this game gave me hope for new
releases did I have issues with Halo
infinite’s campaign of course but how
good the gameplay was kept me from
noticing them as much as I could have it
had been why are we what why is it
always Halo why is always [ __ ] Halo
it’s always Halo I love the Xbox I love
he literally was talking about how he
Microsoft is my favorite company I held
the Duke I held the Duke controller in
my hands which is an objectively bad
controller it’s so bad can’t can’t be
any other [ __ ] game series always has
to be [ __ ] Halo yeah Hal or Cod think
yeah no that’s
fair like widespread like I’ll give that
I can
understand no because it’s been tied to
one [ __ ] generation of consoles for
its entire duration until recently I
don’t think you yeah you don’t hear
people talk about like Halo in the
cultur in the cultural Zeitgeist as much
as you do
Minecraft I mean Minecraft Halo and Call
of Duty are like the trifecta of like
mainstream console games from like I
mean at least I hear a lot about Halo
Microsoft probably but not not so much
for like PC or uh yeah oh yeah well
that’s cuz I have a feeling that a lot
of us are in like the PC sphere but in
terms of like mainstream console appeal
which is which I would think is most
people who play video games Minecraft
Cod and Halo are like the big
three I I’ll put it like this my dad
knows Call of Duty my dad does not know
Halo interesting my dad could beat up
your dad anyway we should
I know my dad do for a living puts
people in the [ __ ] ground
buddy okay he’s either a Hitman or he
works at a grave site we should have a
we should have a ufr dad tournament
where we get all of our dads to fight
each other in a in a battle to the death
like Hunger Games
style I’d win no I’d win noticing them
as much as I could have it had been
years since I had the feeling of pure
joy and excitement that I had when I
first played Halo infinite on release
day and it was why are we why are we
doing this whatever whatever then that I
realized that my love for gaming was
back the same as it was back then and
what it took was for me to step outside
of my comfort zone and try things I
would have never thought it was Halo
infin it was Halo INF now I have an
issue now I have an issue I could
understand being like playing Halo
infinite really reminded me of Halo
childhood classic game then the stalgia
fill back it was perfected and my love
of gaming return I get that all right
that’s fine that’s whatever issue is
saying it was a completely different
experience no it wasn’t what but no it
wasn’t you just said the reason why it
brought you back in the first place
because the comparisons that was made
because of your childhood memory you
sitting down the [ __ ] TV the Xbox
controller and loving Halo one even if
the even if only thearer is the only
good [ __ ] level on that game okay I I
just can’t believe that he just said
like yeah all I had to do was step
outside of my comfort zone and play Halo
infinite a game I definitely wouldn’t
have played otherwise what the [ __ ]
huh why
and it was then that I I I will say I
think there is a good point here about
stepping out of your comfort zone if
you’re unhappy with what you’re
currently doing but I mean I guess I
guess Halo infinite isn’t really a big
step outside of your comfort zone moment
well no cuz he’s using this he he like
he’s the reason why this bothers me is
cuz you missed the the setup to this
which is like I went and I played
[ __ ] uh the other the uh I went and
played Monster Hunter and all these
games that aren’t FP s games which is
what I was used to and but then he says
I then I started F he just like
transitioned harshly when you got here
oddly enough into talking about Halo
which is like his whole thing his
favorite game first game he ever played
and and then he says then I played Halo
infinite and my love for games was back
because I stepped outside of my comfort
zone but it him playing Halo infinite
has nothing to he wasn’t out of his
comfort zone at all it’s literally the
thing he’d be playing regardless because
that’s the how he it’s literally how he
started playing games yeah that’s did he
did he like did he like fall out of love
with Halo and come back and was like he
was like man I played a lot of FPS games
and they all kind of sucked so I stopped
playing gaming entirely and then I
realized the issue wasn’t with every
game it was just with firstperson
shooter games but then I realized that
it wasn’t actually just first person
shooter games because Halo infinite is
actually the game that brought me back
not Monster Hunter fza and all the other
ones that I just said it was it was
specifically another FPS game that
brought me back into liking FPS
games so yeah it it’s like a bait and
switch because it sounds like what you
said but it’s not what he actually said
if that makes
sense realized that my love for gaming
was back the same as it was back then
and what it took was for me to step
outside of my comfort zone and try
things I would have never thought of my
plan for 2022 is to continue to play
games I wouldn’t have ever considered
before and I hope that I can convince
other people out there to do the same
for the people who came to this video
looking for a solution
I’m sorry to say I don’t have one I know
that growing out of a thing you love for
so long is tough and the fact that the
child version of yourself could look at
everything around you and scream about
how you’re not taking advantage of it is
frustrating to know it’s okay to not
want to play video games anymore no
one’s forcing you to do so I well
you you you’re the you’re the guy who
said I I didn’t want to play video games
so then I played video games as my job
and then I was like oh I want to play
video games
again what
now you’re just like oh yeah you don’t
have to play video games you could do
something else like why
I I love the main thing that brought him
back was like Halo infinite really
hitting on like his childhood like
Nostalgia for Halo one and then his
solution is like yeah I don’t really
know like you’re always just G to be
blinded by childhood Nostalgia like how
gaming used to be how it is now this is
like the US guys sorry you go I know I
know it’s an unpopular opinion I know
this is a hot take but oh the comments
are going to crucify me for this one but
the the thing the thing I grew up with
was good and the new thing is
bad
yeah put me up on the Ste light me skin
me flame My Flesh from my bones gety off
his oh this Wise Guy thinks he could
just have a contrarian take and get all
the views on YouTube send him to
Nineveh get him off his Soap Box go
ahead and screw them up on a
cross this baby needs to be hung out and
dried for days put him in put him in the
brass
Bowl scalp me and spit on my brain put
him in the
jar go ahead make him eat from a bowl of
Skittles and M&M’s mixed together oh God
a fate worse than death you won’t you
won’t know if it’s going to be sweet or
really really sweet you won’t know the
what show more like the bad
show oh you got him wow
no melts no whatever you’re now can find
you some sense of enjoyment if you still
want to play games but don’t find
yourself interested all I can do is give
you advice that worked for me step one
is to just take a break I know if we had
we if we had a ufr card one of the spot
spaces would be asked question at the
beginning of the video says they will
answer it and then the answer is I don’t
know I I just noticed if you’re no
longer interested in playing games
implying that you’re not going to play
games the solution is stop playing games
we’re already at that point
it’s like guys his his solution is
basically and it’s the actual solution
touch grass that’s that’s it like you
don’t even have to go outside just do
something
else it’s anything else just do crack
cocaine just anything except anything
except video games is the solution what
are you doing Peter crack
crack this sounds a bit sarcastic but
picking up new hobbies or even just
engaging in different forms of inter
that’s this is crazy to say after you
just said that you what you your
response to not playing video games and
not enjoying them was to play more video
games what if you’re feeling burnt out
from weed the marijuana The Reef right
take a break from it and instead get
hooked on hawood my crack true have you
tried no I recently just started smoking
New Ports and I love it everyone in the
audience especially if you’re under 18
you should try picking up cigarettes
Winston uh camels they’re all great but
Newports man I love Newports everyone
should Reds now borrow Reds I watch
movie that was like made in the 70s that
was like about like a genetically
altered baby running Havoc right but
it’s so funny cuz like in the hospital
everybody’s [ __ ] smoking cigars
including the doctor delivering the baby
so isue rather than like some genetic
mutation but you know whatever the good
old days yeah bring that back God one
guy unironically he’s like do you have
anything to stir my coffee with you got
SPO or anything he’s like here just
takes the cigar out just stirs it with
the [ __ ] cigar
amazing smoking so cool
guys it is everyone should do it all the
cool kids are doing it so should
you I want to dress up like my favorite
Hero guys big
boss ho entainment can be fun and
exciting when I first picked up watching
anime and films I was almost overwhelmed
[ __ ] is this video
a as I love anime he just took a big
Huff of his Camel cigarette his Camel
Menthol he accidentally ate it if if
video games is alcohol then then anime
and film is cigarettes for
certain it’s just the thing that you do
if you do the other
thing F
yeah I can’t imagine a [ __ ] casual
car yeah I just picked up anime can’t
like the life of
me [ __ ] I I just I can’t believe that a
weird way why didn’t you mention this
earlier when you said oh I didn’t know
what to do so I played more video games
and then I like them eventually like
why can be fun and exciting when I first
picked up watching anime and films I was
almost overwhelmed just
films just films across the board by the
sheer amount of options I had for things
people considered Timeless Classics
admittedly I burned through a lot of the
list but I came out the other side with
amazing experiences I mean have you seen
mob psycho this [ __ ] goes crazy after
you take a break Branch out play games
you would have never considered before
try new experiences sometimes all it
could take is a fresh spin on a gameplay
Loop you’ve experienced a thousand times
over I appreciate it if you made it to
the end of this video I know this entire
thing was a little why is he showing a
Sonic game while making that point
that’s like the
worst I finally go the que my go the que
I finally go the que my bad my bad video
games aren’t fun this [ __ ] goes crazy
after you take a break Branch out play
games you would have never considered
before try new experiences sometimes all
it can take is a fresh spin on a
gameplay Loop you’ve experienced a
thousand times that why is he why is he
using Sonic as the example also come
that is the worst example he could use
I’m more confused by like the amazing
[ __ ] like Orchestra on the background
playing why is like clear the Loon going
on the
[ __ ] time’s over I appreciate it if you
made it to the end of this video I know
this entire thing was a little different
from what I usually upload but I wanted
to give an opinion on a topic I’ve seen
recomended to me recently with a
positive outcome consider clicking on an
reference I okay can I can I have a
little can I have a moment I just need
to say something all right this video is
I’m going to Du a genre of videos I
might make a video about this this is
what I would like to call a mannequin
video it is a bare mannequin and what
happens is people watch people look at
the mannequin and they picture
themselves and all the clothes they want
to wear on the mannequin that’s this
video people saw the title people
listened to like the big keywords they
then imprinted their own gaming Journey
onto themselves onto the video and then
they said yeah what he said I agree with
that that’s what this video was bro just
said a bunch of things that sound
vaguely like things that you might have
experienced but in reality aren’t things
anyone’s experienced except for this guy
and now everyone agrees with the video
and then therefore they share the video
because it reminds them of all the big
gaming emotions that they have and now
the video has 2 million
views that’s this video I hate videos
like
this yeah I’d say the video kind of
boils down
to um try new
things and then old things might be
better that’s kind of it and like I
don’t know video games aren’t fun
anymore is a really dramatic title for
that yeah it doesn’t even it has nothing
to do with the it’s just the title and
thumbnail could be for any video and the
video it’s just it’s just like a blank
canvas of a [ __ ] video it’s oh I hate
videos like this we should make a video
where it’s like doing crack cocaine is
bad for you and like the entire video is
like d a lot of people like the FDA will
say crack cocaine is bad for you but
actually it’s kind of fun to take but it
is bad for your health byebye that’s
essentially that I I fell out of love
with smoking marijuana I needed
something
stronger I needed to try new things so I
started Smoky crack and then the title
of that video is drugs ruin lives with a
really sad like crying child on the D
takes vicadin and he seems to be
completely fun I love that character
I’ve seen like a bunch of Tik Tock
shorts of him so I mean I don’t know
drugs are drugs seem to be pretty cool
to
me guys don’t do drugs do cigarettes
new don’t do drugs that Mr C win smoke
cigarettes especially if you’re under 18
especially if you feel feel pressured
Smoky cigarettes is always cool you will
always look cooler with the Newport
hanging off your bottom lip that’s all
I’ll say pull that genuinely though why
why does cigars have to look so
cool clip of uh Peter Griffin giving
Chris
cigars Peter what are you doing
crack hey hey hey hey guys I know we’re
having like an actual conversation but I
just want to let everyone know the
Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat are
playing soon who do you guys who do you
guys
got the second one
one’s probably wired on coke the other
one’s wired on meth so which do you
prefer I’d say um Celtics I’m going with
what was what was the second team uh
Miami Heat what was the first team
Boston
Celtics what was the second team again
Miami Heat damn a tough
one what was the first one the second
one what was the first
one someone have check going to be
crazy someone in chat just said what the
[ __ ] who
cares wait uh what spot is it oh a
batman oh [ __ ] okay well [ __ ] you put
the bad in
badon wait badm I thought you were
talking about basketball it no it is
basketball I just wanted to say the
funny sport name talking
about Badminton is the best SP [ __ ] I
thought they were doing a magic tury
guys oh wait can we can we pull up the
watch yeah yeah badminton isn’t fun
anymore the latest dump that Netflix has
decided guys I
was I was playing tennis and then I
played it a lot and then I got bored of
it then I played bad M and I realized
that it was a whole lot better no it’s
more like it’s more no no no it’s more
like I played and then I played Batman
then I went back to tennis and I was
like who this shit’s
crazy
started holy [ __ ] all right I can’t
believe video is so [ __ ] bad it was
such a not stay quiet for this one also
yeah every everyone shut up okay we’re g
to get through the whole thing shout out
to fish I have to get the full context
to com I actually kind of like that as a
piece of World building it makes sense
that it’s not just the Fire Nation who
would see the Comets passing as this
once in a life lifetime spectacle to be
celebrated so what’s the problem well
Ang asked gatu how many air Benders will
be visiting the temple for celebration
and Gat
says all of them all of them interesting
that everyone is visiting the southern
air Temple and not holding their own
celebrations at their own individual
temples considering in the original show
the comet had a pretty wide reach and in
real life Haley’s comet is visible over
most of the earth when it makes it
rounds so the writers had absolutely no
faith in the audience believing that the
Fire Nation could exterminate all of the
air Nomads in the world over the course
of a hundred years of war and genocide
unless all of the air Benders in the
world were in the exact same place at
the exact same time wow can you
imagine 1930 died in the world Jewish
convention is happening Adolf hit his
sure gato whatever
you is what he quoted it’s such
a I love I love that I I love that clip
because you could tell that my reaction
is just oh no what is he going to say I
saw here is 1939 and I’m like oh God no
don’t do
it this podcast has had such a good run
don’t do it oh my gosh that’s
amazing wrong it’s it is really analog
it’s 19 1939 the world Jewish
Festival walks
up this is so
convenient yeah I know the the show
who’s gonna who’s gonna be at the Jewish
Festival all of them all
of oh gosh man show bad uh guys show bad
after this after I thought avatar the
Last better was pretty good uh not that
one I
did you thought the Netflix show was
good ah no I haven’t seen that oh that’s
what he’s talking about that’s not how
that’s not how the original show
is I know let’s run a scenario no we
don’t okay uh next up we’ve got we’ve
got one more video to cover in this
double feature about about gaming and
why it’s not fun anymore uh because of
course we learned of last video that the
gaming was not fun anymore so now we’re
going to learn how to enjoy games again
we’re GNA learn how to enjoy games play
Halo
infinite play the game you enjoy is the
end step two there is no step
two um man TF2 isn’t hitting as hard as
it used to I should just play TF2 again
I should just play TF2 some more
it hits it hits after the 100th time it
just hits different
okay yeah I really like it whenever I uh
play badwater for you know the 90th time
and I get head shot from all the way
across the map it’s my favorite part
it’s my favorite experience it really is
I I love
masochism yeah what let’s you want to
get what who is this gentleman I like
the open oh is that the guy who [ __ ]
himself on playing Warcraft yes that’s
yeah let’s run a scenario you’re
chilling in your Cheeto dust stand
gaming chair at 11: p.m. on a Friday
night Board of your godamn mind looking
on the steam store Page desperate to
find anything that might entertain you
see a game with overwhelmingly positive
reviews on sale see you know you got to
stat buy it then you boot it up and
start playing your boredom quickly
subsides but only for 5 minutes then it
comes back at you at full force strong
who the [ __ ] has what you’re okay so I’m
bored I see a game it looks good I buy
it 5 minutes later don’t want to play
anymore no not even no sorry not even
that that’s not even true cuz that that
can happen it’s like five minutes now
I’m bored again I I don’t know
well Bor buy another
game it’s like gambling I’m stuck in a
loop minutes then it comes back at you
full force stronger than it ever was you
quickly alt f4 of the game then you say
to yourself eh I’m not really feeling it
today maybe tomorrow and with that you
proceed to never play the game again
yo is that tacking the legend of the
mystical juu for the
[Music]
GameCube yes t t is back
baby
is T is back holy [ __ ] oh my
gosh oh yes finally our our sweet King
sweet our sweet sweet
prins oh yes just what I
wanted I [ __ ] I ironically tack in
the power of the ju guu right is like a
rare breed of media where it was a video
game first and then it was so popular it
became a TV show which I think is wild
because the
only yeah before [ __ ]
you T is back baby
is back baby T is
back let’s be
honest who the [ __ ] has heard of TAC
before besides you I have
not I didn’t even know T was a video
game it was just this show that would
air on like Nickelodeon at like 10 in
the morning I know that it was I did not
know of this thing’s existence at all
until this convers weird piece of media
weird piece of media typically like
things get adapted to games or to movies
right or like novelizations you never
hear of like video games becoming like
TV shows right Mario that’s just so
weird yeah okay but Mario is like so
[ __ ] popular
too
no space guy versus is back baby oh yeah
in your library to collect d in today’s
climate the whole entire adaptation
thing sure
right especially with Mario and Sonic
when those were just like pop like pop
culture icons right yeah Sonic has like
five TV shows same with like Pokemon
right Sonic Underground stee song the
rest of it was kind of garbage but then
there’s like [ __ ] Tac rayman’s TV
show and then there’s like Viva Pinata
and those are like such weird outliers
to me that these things because they’re
I’ll be honest like they’re not that
popular they’re very Niche things yet
they were still large enough to get a TV
show which is
weird that is weird just letting it sit
in your library to collect us for an
indefinite period of time we’ve all been
there let’s be real but the question is
how did we get there the the the when is
the last time this has happened to you
cuz I have an example for me this ever
happened to you I mean this happens to
like every game I buy so this is this is
relatable to me at least
I
literally never buy games I I like the
game amori I’ve I’ve every year for the
last three years I have gotten super
into Amore around April March time I
have not played a second of the game oh
damn I need to it’s a 20 hour long game
it’s just the thing that I watched a
play through I’m like man this is like
one of the best things I have ever seen
and so I just get super into the game
once year you we were so close to being
like like I would have usurped Allan you
would have been my co-host my best
friend like I never talked to him again
never heard of him and just then you I
do need to play it yeah I I don’t think
I’ll ever go for uh the hiori route long
yeah it’s long is it’s a long game it’s
a dense game as well that’s that’s the
thing you could probably just fly
through it in in a couple of hours but
to actually experience the the
amazingness of amori um you have to SN a
lot of time and that’s just not
something that I I do and so I just is
that another qu the Indian RPG game of
themes of depression inspired by
undertale I hate it’s not INSP
Earthbound you mean Earthbound
undertale and Earthbound wow it wasn’t
inspired by undertale it wasn’t it was
inspired by Earthbound it’s been to
development longer than undertale it’s
been inspired by mother free B
the goat feel like it’s not a story only
game it’s a really good it has actually
pretty good gameplay why would you play
an only Story game where you know the
story I don’t know why would you watch a
movie based on a book ever why would you
watch a movie twice ever why would you
watch a movie twice why would you ever
do anything twice ever uh why would you
watch
movies breathing why are you doing that
bro that got old fast you already know
the end actually don’t watch movies
don’t play video games don’t do
anything eyes consume no media smoke
cigarettes and why do you live life you
know you’re going to die smoke
cigarettes smoke cigarettes and play Tac
is crazy that go so hard smoke news and
play t baby that’s what I’m doing hell
yeah smoke cigarettes and play t bro if
you were listen if you were a [ __ ]
2005 kid you would no T cuz single
[ __ ]
mcer every single McDonald’s play center
had a GameCube in it and they were
running either [ __ ] Wind Waker or
tack the power okay wait McDonald’s play
places used to have GameCubes in them
ours yes R McDonald played that like the
Pokemon snapshot game where you take
photos of Pokemon that’s what I had yeah
Pokemon Snap they had Pokemon Snap too
on the N64 ones that they had N64 MH
dude I never got that that sucks that’s
yeah it’s awesome I mean I mean the
controller never worked so it would just
play you could press like one button on
that controller cuz all the greasy uh
stinky smelly 12-year-olds eating
burgers would wreck the controller but
it was cool it was cool while it
lasted uh I I uh I recently had a
similar experience but with like one
small difference with the game Planet
crafter I downloaded the game Allan was
there for the whole thing I downloaded
the game I was like I’m going to play
this for the weekend because I have F or
the week cuz I have finals and I want
something to do while I’m done with
after I’m done with each final so I
played it for five like 10 minutes and I
instantly refunded it because the UI is
ugly and I did and it didn’t adequately
communicate to me what I was supposed to
be doing um but that’s like a fault of
the game not a fault of like I wasn’t
bored I just went and played a different
game and it had a good time I played
[ __ ] American Truck Simulator and was
like wow this is gaming this is what I
need uh but
like it like that’s not bored like
that’s how I boredom returning that was
like oh this game isn’t good this game
is not gripping me please get it away
when I was a boy I smoked from cigars
now I’m a man I smoke from a pipe yeah
yeah a decade ago we enjoyed all our
games even though they had worse
graphics and sometimes super wacky
controls who the [ __ ] is we who is
we I had games I hated as a child
Nintendo good graphics back then I think
that’s the point he’s making
no but he said we enjoyed all of our
games when we were little and I was like
no I didn’t no I [ __ ] you want to
know you want to know the first games my
dad ever bought me for the
Xbox uh he bought me he bought me Sonic
06 and the Banjo Kazooie nuts and
bols [ __ ] I literally picked the worst
of the worst games holy crap a hor so
when so when we say so when we say we
liked every game we played as a child no
we did not all right no that is not a
blanket statement you could use I went
to GameStop and I was like I need a game
I I went and asked the cashier who’s you
know an underpaid like High School
employee I went and asked them like and
I was like 10 hey do you have any games
that are like like Minecraft but for the
Wii because I didn’t have a I didn’t
have a computer and I want to play
Minecraft he no no no no no he gave me a
game that I still have to this day
called create and it is awful it’s like
a puzzle it’s like a puzzle mini gamees
game it’s like puzzle mini game
simulator basically and it is I played
it for 5 minutes was like this is
nothing like Minecraft all he did was he
picked a game that had the word create
in it and we bought
it that was it that’s all we needed my
grandma won one Christmas or for my
birthday they’re like oh you like video
games so they clearly were like they had
the thought but they just went to a
GameStop I was like that is a video game
grabbed it and then um
uh took it for my my birthday present
and it was like this balloon pop game
never played it a single time because I
could not care less and I was too busy
playing my Sims agents
and that was just something that like we
didn’t have a lot of games but we still
had standards I don’t
know yeah I the grandmother watching
this
sorry to the Future Grand mother’s
watching this stop dming don’t do that
everyone’s
what decade ago all our games though
they had worse graphics and sometimes
super I had [ __ ] plug andplay
consoles [ __ ] growing up shut up I
want to hear you complain about getting
games we enjoyed all our games even
though they had worse graphics and
sometimes super wacky controls but
regardless we still have the time of our
lives how do we go from who is we being
able to play our older conss hours into
Bor today have the drive to play a new
game for more than a couple of minutes
are games getting worse or are we just
getting too old for video games and how
do
we
neither
both yeah Eno well lucky for you I have
a couple answers to these questions oh
my gosh he has answers guys he has
answers he’s so much better than the
last guy the last guy said I don’t know
the answer is play tag the that is the
answer he’s used it three different
times you see I to have gone through a
period of my life for playing video
games was less entertaining than
watching paint dry and I want to share
the methods that helped me find
fulfillment in even the least
stimulating of games so let’s get into
[Music]
it but first why does this happen why is
it I thought it was going to be a
sponsorship for a second the games were
so much more fun when we were children
but now not so much well there could be
any number of reasons very depending on
the person could be because video games
were novel when we were younger now that
we’ had these
your friend group used to play video
games together years and years of
adulting friends slowly D it apart
causing you to be all did I just play a
video game with my mind or could just
all right wrong wrong one yeah have you
seen all the The cringy Voice lines from
first spoken it’s the only thing anyone
remembers about the game there’s one
where they’re like she gets cornered and
she picks up a brick and oh she hit you
for Brick man ah it’s not even the worst
one the worst one is like did I just
move that with my mind uh yeah I just
moveed that with my mind I do that
now sounds like such a redditor thing to
say my mind literally the game was made
by and then there’s another part where
the main girl sees a dragon she goes um
is that a freaking
Dragon she’s
Dragon
[Laughter]
TS it was sorry I got the quote wrong
apparently it was worse instead when he
got hit by the brick he said she’s
bricking me she’s bricking
me me that is worse oh my God that is
definitively worse I’ve never heard of
for
spoken the only thing anyone remembers
about it is the cringey Reddit writing
which I which is really funny that sound
yeah this is so crazy
guys any number of reasons very
depending on the person could be because
video games were novel when we were
younger now that we’ve had these
luxuries for so long we take them for
granted could also be that your friend
group used to play video games together
and after years and years of adulting
your friends slowly drifted apart
causing you to be all alone with little
desire to play games hey whoa chill dude
what you’re assuming a lot of things all
right you need to calm down need to like
break we need to get back to the ground
level like he’s getting that really
really specific part causing you to be
all alone with little desire to play
games or it could just be that you’re
working too much in gaming doesn’t
really fit into your tight schedule of
working and napping and working and
napping and working and if you’re not
gaming how do you not enjoy gaming
anymore what what I was listening oh
can’t enjoy what you g through yeah I
was gonna say if you’re like working too
much to enjoy to play video games you’re
not you’re not enjoying them because
you’re not playing them like the
solution would just be to play them
probably the Saints Row reboot too
speaking of cringy writing you Saints
Row reboot got to pay off my student
loans H the things I got to do to pay my
rent it’s so
bad it’s so bad I a Robotnik over
here I could talk on how much I hate
freaking cringy like Millennial writing
oh my God shredded nerd’s video about
Millennial writing is something we’re
going to cover one of these days it’s in
the list that I got to be there for that
one I love making fun of this stupid
crap you’re working too much and gaming
doesn’t really fit into your tight
schedule of working and napping and
working and napping and working and
napping it could be pretty much anything
but the most prevailing one that I hear
is that video games are getting worse
this opinion is common with Millennials
why is your text not centered
and sorry I lost my train of thought and
doers both of which usually don’t even
play video games this is unrelated but
this photo of the millennial guy in the
reminds me of Alex y from critically
claimed speaking of millennial cringy
writing it just keeps coming
back nobody cares your sister killed
herself we almost just died
ourselves man I is that the
LA gosh running shine’s video is so good
you’re it up right now
Doom uh did you know that there there’s
a sequel to Yik that’s being made and
it’s and like they just released the
prologue and apparently it’s actually a
good game I I heard it’s free on Steam
yeah y
3K yeah I know it’s y 2K oh I’m I’m I’m
[ __ ] stupid no I’m stupid [ __ ] I
figured it out this opinion is common
with Millennials and doomers both of
which usually don’t even play video
games well it’s true that the games of
today are nothing like the games of the
1980s or 1990s or even the 2000s For
Better or For Worse that doesn’t mean
that all the games after a certain time
period are just
garbage
right I can do I can do who the what the
[ __ ] I could do this with any era of
video games what are you talking about
we could pull out I can pull out [ __ ]
I could pull out uh I can pull out
Monopoly for the Wii here’s this is
Survivor ship bias here’s the difference
I will say I grew up with good I said it
I predicted it actually I will say there
is a slight difference cuz the Monopoly
game that you mentioned before probably
had a budget of like $100,000 while
these games are AAA Studio Back Games
dooky Dash is not a Triple H Studio back
game uh okay dooky Dash is probably the
exception but like it’s also an nft
[ __ ] game BR I don’t think I need to
explain that one but forsaken is a good
one that was also an example Metar Sol
survive is a good example I I think that
ties in a lot more where like at the
start where we talked about where the
main face of gaming has changed mostly
from the negative it feels like also
unrelated the music played is from the
SpongeBob holy [ __ ] t to the staff of
dream tack his back is on the back of
the SpongeBob’s the game manual holy
[ __ ]
allaby I lost my [ __ ] there’s so much
going on okay the music he’s having a
panic attack I’m overwhelmed
having attack
attack ATT oh
no the music playing during that segment
was from SpongeBob SquarePants the movie
the game that plays on the stage um
Weenie Hut Jr right that’s what it’s
called right not Weenie Hut Junior
what’s Juniors not we Juni not Weenie
Hut
Juniors that was wow that that was
scarily accurate holy I when I say he
sounds like an 18th century Victorian
school boy everybody [ __ ] doesn’t
believe you yeah because there’s a
difference between an 18th century
school boy and
SpongeBob and he did that literally
perfectly he’s not
like SpongeBob sounds exactly like an
18th century school boy for sure differ
theie the movie is Goofy Goobers that’s
what the song’s from it’s from that
stage cuz where like he doesn’t get the
manager job so so he gets drunk on ice
cream then he goes attacks his boss
while disgruntled I’m I’m actually like
losing my mind on the manual in the back
says tack two tack is back tack do the
staff of Dreams tack is back that is
insane hey there’s the same
thr half of these games did not have
high budgets by the way like Mo a lot of
those games did not have high
budgets well at least not all of them
okay there are a lot of new games that
happen to be garbage but there also a
lot of old games that are just straight
garbage but people praise and defend
them with impunity solely because of
nostalgia what what people are going to
like people are going to like Lord of
the Rings Golem in 10 years fight me
people are going to look back and be
like you know it wasn’t as bad as
everyone said that’s going to happen
yeah but that’s I think I think that
game’s reached an elevated status where
it’s going to be popular to not like it
for years to come it’s like the sonic 6
of of
2024 like the developers one person that
likes Sonic 06 so I can kill them myself
I I know I know a YouTuber who likes
Sonic 06 unironically okay you can you
can fight uh what the [ __ ] is oh gosh I
forgetting his name uh saber spark you
can fight saber spark he likes Sonic
ironically are you serious I’m almost I
feel like I shouldn’t say that maybe
that’s not true and I’m like it like
irotic me whenever I spread
it’s like a room it’s like a room
situation where like it’s so bad that
it’s like actually good that’s how he
likes it okay everyone feels nostalgic
about one thing or I’m glad I wasn’t
wrong that he actually did say that cuz
for a second I thought I made that up
other for some it’s shitty video games
for others it’s food we grew up eating
for me it’s got to be the Razor scooter
even though it decimated my shins as an
8-year-old there’s still a special place
in my heart for it it’s okay to be
nostalgic towards something whether that
be something that sucks or something
that’s awesome just try not to be so
blinded by Nostalgia that you don’t give
any new games of fair shot because you
don’t feel the same way that you did
playing aan of time 20 years ago in your
family room because I’m sorry to break
it to you but you’re just never going to
relive that experience unless you were
to play older games like
T like T baby
is that’s the whole thing that’s
it is this is this is is this my
favorite YouTube uh YouTube video
essayist font Franklin Gothic medium
rearing its it’s it’s its head for the
final time sorry this is only funny to
me I should I should shut the [ __ ] up
I’m sorry you were play F based humor
should play all their games
now you’re one of those ow my ears
people who constantly complain on the
internet about how modern gam suck and
how they’ll never live up to your
personal Nostalgia Golden Age
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estrogen what we had gyms like Major’s
bask and estrogen back
in soil
playing T smoking New Ports while
chugging a soilent dude that is the
dream take me back guys press press one
in chat press one in chat if you if you
enjoy taking fat hits of estrogen in in
the parking lot of a
Walmart really changed when they took
estrogen out of the mix I agree I
agree back has I have a prescription for
you what oh he did he did do it holy
[ __ ]
why why is why are the two Zelda games
on the N64 estrogen inducing what the
[ __ ] what’s wrong what’s wrong with
those I think I think the implication
there is is like games people like soy
Jack over I guess it’s like these games
from my childhood are so delicious like
chocolate
soilent
what what
what like I think you’re projecting uh
the what am I projecting I don’t know I
think I’m trying to I think I’m trying
to get in this guy’s head space with
what the joke is I think that more
people soy Jack is that Anor reference I
think no I think more people soy Jack
over o Major’s mass in ocar of time and
even then I think both of those games
had their Heyday of like Nostalgia like
10 years ago like the first time that I
ever heard of Ocarina of Time uh was ego
Raptor STIs that’s what I was yes yeah
uh and he just rips it apart that entire
video so that was my first introduction
and so I very much so did not go into it
nostalgic despite loving Zelda I I I
need to play it someday because it’s a
gaming uh icon uh but I’m not gonna do
it because like oh this is the best game
it’s like I want to see I want to see
where uh what people’s memories are type
deal I’ve played Majora’s Mask and more
than I’ve played aaring at the time
same same description for you just play
old school games I personally love
replaying games that I played during my
childhood like Ratchet and Clank acrania
time we need to hurry the we need to Tac
we need to hurry the [ __ ] up we are we
are third way and we have not like
gotten the answers we’re not on to the
answers I need the answers he hasn’t
said anything yet
Pokemon he did say some
answer where he was like you can’t be
blinded by the no like don’t be so
disillusioned with like your Nostalgia
for older games because you’re never
going to reach those Peak before so you
have to not shut yourself out well no
but now he’s saying he said unless you
play other game older games which is
what he’s talking about now oh you’re
right that does kind of go against yeah
so he doesn’t even think that you can
also play gems that you’ve never played
before if you’re zoom in like me you
probably miss out on a lot of Classics
that you would have loved if you played
it when you were younger if you’re
finding no joy in modern games and just
boot up an emulator and play some
Classics legally of course because I’ve
never encouraged you to ever pirate a
game yes sir seriously I hate those
degenerates the pirate Reddit Mega
thread list they use one of these safe
and detailed guys on how to
download just so messed up
because like Nintendo to lose gillions
of dollars so yeah make sure you don’t
go on this stick their leg for be super
[ __ ] up so we could just I was going
to say we could just get through all of
that out in essence if you’re
disappointed in modern games you should
just play the large selection of old do
you guys think that uh that pirating
games is a is immoral uh
no you want to know what I do
Disney you want to know what I do I love
game developers so much every morning I
boot up OverWatch 2 and I buy everything
in the shop because everything in the
shop goes to support the poor starving
developers and that is also why em is
bad because it takes money away from the
poor little developers who would who
would starve if we couldn’t play water
racing jet ski game from the ’90s and we
didn’t buy it for $3,000 on eBay
that’s you just it’s bad it’s so
bad Nintendo I sure do love playing wave
Racer 64 can you port wave Racer 64 to a
future console [ __ ] me I guess uh okay
okay let me let me let me play Devil’s
Advocate a little bit what if the game
is still available for for
sale like what if you could buy the game
like
feasibly well if you can then I mean
it’s it’s a lot more L but a lot of
these games you just cannot get anymore
I think I think there’s a I think
there’s a good Gabe new quote where he
says if people are resorting to piracy
to to use your product it’s a service
issue not
a pirating issue and I yeah I I was more
talking about just the morality of it
though this is more of like this is kind
of a tangential question it was just I
was just curious It’s like stealing from
a corporation I don’t feel bad because I
know that they would do far worse to me
if they had to interesting what are you
doing when I PIR your [ __ ] internet
[Laughter]
bills I was just
curious disappointed in modern games you
should just play the large selection of
old games that should help reignite your
love for video If you find yourself
still bored while playing old games it’s
clear that the age of the game isn’t the
problem the real problem is your habits
and
discipline you might be thinking
discipline I’m playing video games why
am I why am I this
child damn it I don’t want to be like
this I don’t that’s what you look like
in real life put put put put your webcam
up all right that’s you that’s what you
look like that’s that’s it that’s you
that’s you and your iconic haircut your
iconic broccoli haircut your iconic
poorly cropped haircut y
yeah I could give myself that haircut
probably I just have to like shave my
sides off live on stream there you go
it’s it looks just like
me you might be thinking discipline I’m
playing video games it shouldn’t require
any discipline to do well that might
have been the case for you 8 years ago
in the current ERA there are so many
things that are feing for your attention
these things are usually a million times
more stimulating than playing a little
old Story game whether that be social
media or short form content like Tik Tok
and YouTube shorts or maybe even twitch
streamers whom you have a routine of
watching every single day all of these
things require much this is this is this
is this is like the last guy this is
just like a skill issue this is just
like a like a don’t don’t do this
stop stop that he’s probably gonna say
stop watch just he’s probably just G
like better your life for the overall
yeah it like it it this this this sums
this summed up is just hey you want to
play video games play
him this this guy will 100% say go
outside and touch grass like I’m calling
it now 100% he’s gonna say touch grass
you want to take that bet he’s gonna say
it he’s gonna say it I’ll take the bet
I’ll I’ll trade you a th subscribers
all
right I wish that were how that worked
I’m playing a single player game but
despite that how many different actually
that you know how many different like
how different YouTube would be if that
were you could do that if you could just
like there was just a pool of
subscribers and they got like traded you
could just trade your subscribers and
like all of the sudden they’re getting
notified from videos from like a dude
they never subscribe
to that’d be kind of that’d be kind of
crazy they should do that for like an
April Fool’s update dat it would
completely [ __ ] up everyone it would be
great finishing a game is far more
fulfilling than scrolling through Tik
Tok for a couple of hours or mindlessly
watching a twitch
streamer uh not
necessarily chat mods how do we ban
someone from twitch CH uh anyways yeah
not necessarily is is my respon not
necessarily um someone could the same
amount of fulfillment from hilariously
watching Tik Tok as they could from
playing a video game those people exist
they exist smoking a nice Sunset people
people there are people out there who
get the same amount of fulfillment from
doing crack as they do from playing
video games I don’t yes sir that’s that
exists just throwing that out there we
need to be seen We
need he and loud and
proud after finishing a good game you
feel happy satisfied you Fork even and
sometimes sometimes you let out some
tears if the story was sad enough that
or you’re letting out some tears if you
just finished redfall and you’re just
now realizing that you can’t refund this
piece of
garbage whatever the cas I think that’s
also fair to say you’re complaining
earlier how like because um video games
aren’t really a creative thing there’s
not really any effort needed to put into
it or S fulfillment but beating a game
right there’s looking back on it
especially if you enjoyed the story and
plot of it I think that’s a fair point
yeah I agree I I think that like I like
I’ve never been able to replay Amore for
instance because it’s a story driven
game and I just really enjoyed
dissecting the story in my head but I
don’t need to replay the game to do that
so I just kind of don’t play the game
because the gameplay wasn’t engaging
enough on its own to dra draw me which I
think is a flaw with that game yada y y
the mechanics of it I’ve heard are a
little bit rough but still the story’s
good yeah the story is what why why you
play that game but if you know what
happens there’s no real reason to play
it uh if if you no I mean if you already
experienced like in the game form oh oh
[ __ ] we lost who left angel angel is
gone
Angel yeah uh he was dissing Tac to the
step Dreams yeah no Tac haters allowed
in this stream sorry T is
back also I’ve been informed purple
Colonel will be joining
us yay non click speak of the devil sh
up here I’m here hello I’m someone else
hi hello D yeah I’m glad You’ joined the
TAC lovers every other game hater club
we love Tac we love Tac we’re huge Tac
fans this is a tack podcast we’re not
tackless we’re very tful very tack the
power of paint is that what that is no
no that’s a different stream no we’re
not no just me and you dude we’re we’re
not talking about no one else is going
to play The Blob except for me and you
okay oh yeah have you have you gotten to
play the Wii game yet no I haven’t I
ordered it but it’s uh just hasn’t
arrived yet yeah I I’m so
sorry I’m so sorry you’ve been uh
paintless there’s nothing like I’m
feeling getting the shakes I’m getting
the
inches also join the watch together
we’re talking about how gaming isn’t fun
anymore okay I’m trying to join it but
Halo is not load for me I’m not sure why
tell me Tac isn’t [ __ ] Peak right now
if that picture of the oranging hold let
me just gaming isn’t the same anymore
that’s he’s saying holy
[ __ ] this is so
good gam isn’t the same
anymore is chat join the Discord so you
can have this wonderful image to share
on on all your favorite social medias
how are you going to tell me that gaming
isn’t the same anymore like no video
games going to have a [ __ ] oranga
Tang like that man gaming isn’t the same
gam is G down
it’s gone downhill it’s gone downhill
for real for real I remember smoking my
melbour cigarettes my Newport sigs going
ahead sitting down watching this ragang
on my screen for hours at a
time this iconic I rang a
t Am I Wrong how [ __ ] goofy you look
man I just I just smoke I just smoke
Newports and watch a rang and Tang video
compilations for hours on end it’s such
a fulfilling life fulfillment
fulfillment you get more fulfillment
from that than video games that’s for
sure uh purple Colonel could you join
the watch together I’m trying to but
it’s it’s just not loading for me I
don’t know yeah it hasn’t been loading
for me for like 10 minutes
and only
affecting have you seen this
video earlier I had to completely
restart because it didn’t
I have seen this video it’s very good
can I add this to the queue yeah you can
you can it’ll be our cleansing after
this you me try and remake the
room uh yeah sure go for
it also I make no oh yeah I’ll I’ll make
the room sorry let me uh make sure I I
have the correct video real quick uh go
while we’re paused I do want to say I’ll
probably have to like leave in 30
minutes it’ll only
I won’t like be gone gone but I have to
go and do something at
two all right is no no not the um here
hold on let me make a new watch together
room are we allowed to know what you’re
doing I’m going to go and literally pick
up weights not exercise uh there there’s
there’s dumbbells that are being
delivered uh to to the house and it’s
like an old man that’s uh bringing them
over so I have to unload them off of the
uh the truck you you can’t let him be
doing that but I got him for free and it
goes all the way up to like 60 UH 60
pounds so you know it’s it’s it’s a
steal I stole them I stole them join the
new watch together I got
it okay can can we watch the AR video
first no no we have to get make it
through this one
first you got to have your dinner before
your dessert crack can we watch theater
CRA crack oh also a purple Colonel just
so you’re aware uh we’re doing a a tier
list of all of the sodas after this so
make sure you uh make sure you have your
picks in place okay here’s a question
this do you guys are you guys familiar
with like Black Ops zombies yeah yeah if
you could have one perola like ability
what would you pick
I personally I want PhD Flopper because
uh the ability to just freaking not take
any fall damage I could go like I would
never have to walk down the stairs ever
again I would just throw myself down the
stairs and i’ would be completely fine I
could go to like the top I could go to
the like the top of a skyscraper and be
like man I don’t want to walk down the
stairs and just jump off and I’d be fine
and you’d kill hundreds of people
no because as long as I don’t land on my
head that’s a dolphin dive specifically
so if I just like Cherry Bomb and I just
like um go and and uh you know
Cannonball everyone will be fine as well
as I won’t take any explosive damage
which is
also I hate it when I take explosive
damage in real life which is also really
cool I want the one that makes your
bones 10% thicker it’s a Juggernog
jugg I want to get Vulture Aid so I can
pick up little bonuses on the floor when
people die around me and stuff that’ be
good is uh is just regular Gatorade an
option like it doesn’t do anything it’s
just there it’s just normal Babu freck
are we going back to Babu frck again
okay today jug is nice but it’s it’s a
it’s a question of how does the perk
work does it make it so that you’re more
durable or have more life because if
you’re more durable I assume it’s not
more life that’d be kind of kind of
ridiculous if it were just you you have
more life like your life force is
stronger than everyone else’s somehow
yeah is also uh also a good one but it
matters if like you you get brought back
from whenever you first drank it or if
you just get brought back from right
whenever you died so like say you live
till you’re 90 and then you die of old
age would you just be like brought back
as a 90-year-old or would you be the
person that drank it h like would you be
like the 19-year-old person that drank
it to start off
with die again yeah you just die
immediately
afterwards think I would go ahead and I
would drink mu kick because nobody in
the world can carry that many
weapons that’s a good that’s a good pick
that was my close second I think
actually also I like the
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song I don’t know you don’t have to
drink it to listen to the song though
you can just you can just put the song
on no Deadshot would give you perfect
accuracy drink all right let’s get back
to the [ __ ] video yeah for the for
the record uh the what I have the
picture of Babu frck pulled up it’s like
docked in streamlabs so I can just
activate it whenever I need just Babu
Fick on the screen yeah I think Babu
Fick would really enhance the quality of
this stream actually I agree that’s not
Babu frck that’s Funko freck I want to
see the real bab on here Funko freck is
just as good if not better than regular
Babu frck because he’s a Funko Pop okay
let’s get it straight here you’re a fake
freck fan everything is made better by
being a Funko
Pop fake freck fan sometimes I have like
a whole collection of Funko pops and
whenever I’m feeling stressed or anxious
I like to like suck on them like a
pacifier it instantly PS no no no you
yeah yeah this is po this is a sop the
what I know your trick I love Funko Pops
you’ve committed too hard to the bit the
what you got to go back in the normal
people chamber know whenever I I’m like
I’m like I’m like Maggie Simpson
whenever I’m stress that’s me on the
Funko Pop instantly soothes
me I like I like chewing on Funko Pops
is also great also or you dog what is
this
the [ __ ] what a wildly horrible thing
you just said it’s one of the worst
things I’ve ever
heard are you doing cat Stu where you
nibble on it
cutely yeah nibbles Funko nibbling I
like nibbling and suckling on my Funko
Pops whenever I’m stressed okay it’s
just a tick
okay what would not stop crying during
packs unless you got to like gobble
I
hunger
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and announces Fallout 77 into the what’s
there in the front row like yeah alling
at the mou foing at the mouth Funko and
his wife’s his wife’s boyfriend friend
comes over and he puts the Funko Pop in
his mouth and he calms down he stops the
rabies just cauterizes all the wounds
that’s that’s the only reason why Funko
Pops exist is to keep the what show at B
yeah they’re not profitable he’s like
they’re not profitable they’re not good
but there’s an abundance of them there
there are millions of them and they’re
literally only there that’s the only
reason why like an FY exists that’s just
like a grocery store for the what show
the the what’s like a lease from sonico
6 like if he cries he releases a demon
so P has to be calmed down with Funko
pops and soilent that’s what he I got I
got a question is it like different
Rarities taste better like is it golden
edition Funko Pop something that’s like
Divine food or are they all just like
the same um my favorite my favorite
Funko Pop is uh my Rick from Rick and
Morty Funko I knew I should have guessed
I love nibbling on that one that one’s
my fav I need to look something real
quick hold
oning it makes me feel smarter
almost nibbling on the Rick
Funko pickle Rick crack
pipe guys I’m smoking my pickle rck
crack pipe and chewing on myko I’m
putting something in a in
general oh
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oh I was going to do this
one my child
chat this is this is real chat I just
want to let you know this is this is a
real thing that I
found the Reddit Funko Pop it’s custom
it’s not it’s not official thank god
oh oh there’s two versions lineup
there’s two versions one is where he has
the I still want to chew on it I I bet
you do you looks really chewable
actually yeah the antenna on top I want
to bite that off spit on it
this this feels weird this is a very
weird
conversation it’s just he’s just
expressing his truth okay you can’t you
can’t hold that against him it’s it just
it keeps me calm okay it’s like a
soothing thing I I hope you know I’m
making a highlight video on the the the
ufr channel it’s just going to be called
the what choose the what choose Funko
Pop drink soil it and that’s the title
of the
video I’m going to make like a sunny V2
thumbnail that’s going to be the
thumbnail it’s going to be the one you
really like Funko pops are you a
collector n I’m just hungry I’m just I
have rabies and that’s the only thing
that holds it
back whatever the case there’s nothing
like finishing a good game but compare
this to watching Tik Tok where you get a
huge boost of stimulation in the
beginning that slowly wains over time
anyways the thing that worked best for
me was slowly weaning off my bad habits
for weeks until they were nothing but
before I teach you this method I tell
you what was that video it’s just what
what did you look up to find the video
that was the what
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actual yeah I
pa my PA AR can’t do put the burger down
the vyl that moderation is key even
though short form content can corrode
your attention span at the end of the
day almost anything is fine in
moderation it’s up to you to determine
what has a negative impact on your life
for me personally I see video games as a
perfectly fine and healthy form of
recreation at least for most video games
but for some they wait what I’m not even
going to bother leg Legend are R gen
fair and Super Smash Brothers it was
missing
TF2 game it was missing in certain game
here yeah it’s just any game you want to
make fun of just video games in General
on the other content and social media
serves as visual junk food I have it on
good authority the Go Vacation community
is alive and very very
normal what you guys know you guys know
go vacation for the Wii come on
bizarrely yes I do know go vacation for
the wiek it’s the best game ever created
unironically no that’s my Sims agents no
no we’re GNA no no chat press one if any
of you have heard of go vacation for the
Wii and also the switch version which is
the best version and that’s the best
game ever made because they took out
controls I uh that’s fair but oh my gosh
holy [ __ ] someone chat said sacrilege
holy [ __ ] oh my gosh how do I how do I
delete someone from existence they were
trying to say success Go Go Vacation
success that’s like a game that’s
supposed to clearly supposed to have
like Miis in it but they just uh because
it’s on switch they got rid of the Miis
it’s actually weird it’s actually weird
because the the Mi because you could
play as a mi in go vacation but it looks
really [ __ ] weird because they look
like aliens cuz the game’s designed to
be to be designed for for uh [ __ ]
like the actual in-game characters so
they look like alien creatures that’s so
weird why would they do that I don’t
make a m i don’t know everyone loves the
M I actually go vacation is unironically
my third favorite game of all time I
have a that’s crazy I have like 600
hours in the switch
version wow I I really like Go Vacation
unironically the mini games are pretty
bad objectively but I really like the uh
just the concept of like a open world
GTA Style [ __ ] uh like Wii sports
game that’s just really really
cool oh it’s like a it’s like a sequel
to we ski yeah except there’s like four
different the the entirety of we ski is
inside of go vacation because there’s a
snow resort where you can like do we ski
basically also you can go to hell in the
snow resort which is a whole thing and
then you can bungee jump in hell yeah I
did not know that yeah I did not know
that I found that remember you want to
talk about childhood like like gaming
experiences I found Hell On My Own on a
late night where I was playing Go
Vacation by myself that [ __ ] was crazy
cuz I just took a random turn in the
snow resort and I was like whoa there’s
hell down here and you can puny jump in
hell and that’s just
crazy
wait how hellish is it is it supposed to
be like a like a like the inside of a
volcano or something or is it actually
straight up hell I I think the the the
the bungee jumping location called like
the devil’s tongue or something the
biblically accurate it biblically
accurate hell people are dying in there
and [ __ ] for me but for you it might be
the complete opposite and why was it
Miss whatever also all these things are
equally bad having a twitch streamer on
your second monitor while you play a
repetitive game isn’t awful but doing
the same thing with a story game that
requires your full attention to enjoy
might ruin the experience you decide
what recreational activity is worth your
while now that’s out of the way this is
how you can eliminate negative habits
first you go through your day like
normal doing whatever you do on a daily
basis regardless of how bad
pops you don’t know how awkward it was
to have a 7 foot one man cry Funko Pops
man PL down your daily routine on a
piece of paper or in the notes on your
phone write down the habits that you
deem as distracting or draining up your
attention SP we we have lost Allen rip
can we get nef in the
chat another one never mind take it back
yay what happened Alan you good yeah my
my Internet is just not working with me
today I’m sorry you should uh you should
you should you should spank it and tell
it to to behave what
what call the you should call up the
[ __ ] internet line and yell at that
minimum wage employee on the other end
talking until it fixes itself who
doesn’t I go to a retail worker to to
blow off some steam by yelling at them I
love the idea that Allan yells in in
like Angry English at a Japanese minimum
wage
worker that’s that’s that’s that’s great
no it’s even better whenever you get so
mad that your words aren’t English but
you pretend like they are so that they
get more confused and you get more mad
Trust me it’s really fun you should try
it I’m not just going to yell at someone
dude is that Tommy in it I hope not I
you
particip how did you recognized him from
his hairline that’s horrible oh no
what’s wrong what’s wrong with you
are you recognized him from like the
first frame of him being on screen where
his head his head how did how did you do
that unironically I don’t know it was
like it just kind of looked like Tommy
in it you know how many
you know how many white boys on Tik Tok
have that hairstyle uh I don’t on Tik
Tok so I don’t no flip phone it’s more
of an educated guess these start a
stopwatch you can use your phone for
this too have a flip phone if you’re
done with the Habit you write down the
time of the session on pap you add it up
as you go at the end of the day you
should have all your habits timed out
and this will give you a really good
Baseline what is I’m about to come for
two hours why are you watching Thug
videos for three
hours yes sir
my and of all the habits you need to
improve let’s say your day looks like
this 8 hours of working 4 hours of
watching Tik Tok 2 hours of social media
and 1 hour of crying in the shower
thinking about her for the next couple
of weeks or months that doesn’t make up
24
hours you’re
sleeping he was like outraged for a
second
[ __ ] dude what am I supposed to Mo the
rest of my
day these things with gaming or or
another recreational thing that you want
to do more of like hiking hunting
whatever you do next day you might redu
this video is already better than the
last one because at least he mentioned
going
outside I can’t really like argue with
much of it because just and also it has
t better it also has be better yeah just
have better habits L it’s all your
habits by let’s say 5 minutes or however
long you feel it is during the meime you
make yourself play video games to fill
the Gap this is a very slow but
effective method of replacing your
habits might be hard at
firstly to ler anything not just gaming
yeah this is which he might say this is
unironically good advice but it most
definitely pay off in the long run trust
me if you do this every day and keep
logging your hours in a couple of weeks
or months your habits will be where you
want them to be but make sure you don’t
try to rush the process you might be
tempted to just say screw it and try to
quit these addictive habits called
turkey people often think that big
change happens in a day people watch
these videos with a motivational speaker
yelling in your ear about grinding and
hustling they tell you to just lose
weight they tell you to just quit well a
big Burly guy in the background is
chopping wood and you think yeah I can
change I can be different then for one
day you go to the gym you go for a run
oh whoa that was almost really bad what
just happened to that video oh hey can
we go back oh sh I’ve been Ying for 40
years sneaking in like live leak or
something this video
what’s going you go to the gym oh oh
that was you
o you eat healthy then that day ends and
you immediately fall right back into
your bad habits and sometimes your
habits get I hate it when people put
these videos in their videos I just hate
it like why why are you making me do you
have to make me watch this like put it
away worse this doesn’t even work that’s
nado’s job that’s also he’s making too
much money off of doing that every day
so yeah I’m sorry phck if you actually
were trying to stoping move away from
the the day huge change doesn’t happen
in a day huge change takes many days of
consistently doing slightly better until
your habits compound to where you want
them to be miscellaneous tips if you
have problem staying off certain
websites use a website blocker you can
usually find these in the extension
store of your browser this one even has
a setting where you can redirect the
blocked link to a custom URL of your
choice so instead of wasting my time on
Twitter I to this motivational video
instead I’m about to
come how did you know that how did you
know that how did you know
that that was how did he know that how
did he know that the prophet oh my
God that’s really
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funny how how did he know
the built like that another tip is to
watch vods instead of live streams
streamers often have sporadic schedules
that create Ury when they go live giving
you the fear of missing out if you just
watch the vods it’s easy to fit the
streams into your own schedule and it
gives you the power to watch it anytime
you want the last tip is to delete apps
that are distracting if you want to go
on Tik Tok for example you’d have to
redownload and binance the [ __ ] is
binance I don’t know sign into that this
is a p finances for byy people I guess
thought it was like a Bitcoin thing
I love men women and financing for a
better future this is the app for
me
finally I love men women and finances
for my future I love men women and index
funds if only there was an app for
me well don’t don’t hold your pants
because we’ve got the we’ve got the
applic for to it’s a perfect app because
you need free people in relationship to
be able to afford anything now oh
[ __ ] talk so when it comes to enjoying
games again sometimes it’s as simple as
playing games that you love during your
childhood most often though it’s your
addiction to extremely stimulating
content that forces you out of doing the
things that you
loveits and work harder to live a more
fulfilling life it may seem difficult at
first but it’s definitely possible
consistency and small changes are the
most important elements in
this uh
so yeah make sure to stay safe out there
I’m do crap yes yes yes here it comes
here it comes here it
comes well that was the
video researchers
areep May to experience itep I love that
little
guy yes I like how his his smile gets
wider at the end I like I like Allan
didn’t say anything during the last
video but the second The Smiling
orangutang is on
screen I have so much to
say that last video was just like eight
minutes of good advice I
agree yeah that was that was just we
might we might have needed to watch the
Doom maternal thumbnail with [ __ ] in the
background that might have been the
better
play it’s a strong opening it really is
and he hid and he hid the U and come so
well so that he doesn’t get demonetized
but you still know what the word is
that’s good that’s good
marketing anyways uh what have we
learned uh we’ve learned that gaming
isn’t fun anymore um we should all go
outside and do other things uh and then
gaming will be fun I think uh smoke
cigarettes play Tac drink soil eat Funko
Pops eat Funko Pops yes men women and my
financing download binance
and you’ll meet plenty of cool women and
men that love bance is it like a dating
app but like also Finance BL into one
that’s amazing yeah yeah yeah it’s it’s
everything all in one men
women it only only male and female
accountants oh that’s good it’s a that’s
a good old
time sorry my internet
died as I was looking into the
orangutang
gin
smil I was stuck in a continuous loop of
looking at the ARA Tang I was too
funny leton says that everyone who
watches that video will die and be
replaced with an exact copy who’s really
just like it’s like the ring the the the
orangutang hops out of your computer
screen and fist bumps you and
back I don’t think that oranga Tang is
is casual or just wants a fist bump that
that I canot share the secret of the
tank he gonna he’s gonna rip your face
off like
Gordy that’s like some serious I know
where you sleep type type face I would
hope
so he lives with me he’s a good friend
I’m sorry I’m trying to find ah okay I
found a good one how many flavors of
Mountain Dew have you guys had out of
curiosity one uh quite a few just the
main one I uh I had major
melon like the spark one the original
one and I probably unwind had the diet
one I will say h the the only reason why
I’d ever go to Walmart is because of
their off-brand version of Mountain Dew
being better it’s called Mount lightning
it is the superior version of Mountain
Dew that that is a bold claim that
you’ve just made I don’t know yeah it is
and I I will I will back it up every
single day Mount lightning is better
than Mountain de can we watch cyber aha
blast operation soda stealer video oh
yeah the soda steel I thought we were
making the ultimate soda tier list
before we end before we close things out
I don’t want to go I got I got I gotta
leave in a minute but I also still want
to ask that I guess I can ask that
question now before uh before I have to
go and pick up dumbbells so if you guys
could have one TF2 weapons ability what
would you pick in real life yeah I am
gonna go with okay so there’s a couple
of them that I think would be really
cool um like the Eureka Effect being
able just go to your house anytime you
want would be really good I’m sorry the
effect has been ruined by the what so I
can’t hearing hearing his name is like
actually triggered something in
me because I call it the urethra
effect don’t say again well the people
needed context need oh we
didn’t but if you have the
atomizer um you’re able to just I guess
it would be since you get another jump
you would be able to just jump again
like you get a real life double jump I’d
have the third degree because if I hit
one doctor I would
kill Spaceman walks into a hospital and
all the doctors shiver with fear
if I hit one doctor with it I hit like
every single [ __ ] person that doctor
helped deliver as a Baby Dude think
about it all pregnant women everybody’s
done a [ __ ] checkup on anybody he’s
delivered a bandage to bro I can you say
the word bandage can you say bandage one
more time please bandage okay I just
want to make sure you said it thank you
I said
a I was going to say I was almost
certain you said
bandage B
yeah see that would be funny but it’s
not like because the third doesn’t I
don’t need any it’d be funny it would be
funny that’s it we don’t need anything
else I don’t need anything else I think
sorry yeah I think uh the solemn vow
would also be a pretty uh is and does
that mean you just does that mean you
just see when the like how long the
person has left to live
yeah that’s powerful that’s existential
dude just imagine walking up to some
random person on the street 30 days or
no 30 years 40 days 5 Seconds have fun
just walk away you see you see while
last it has to specifically be your
enemies so it has to be somebody that
you don’t like that you are able that
you’re able to see that uh uh
everyone everyone’s number one off I I
like the idea that I look at a baby and
I see like 10 seconds I’m like well
whoops guess I got to start over oh no
all I’m hearing is like with the solemn
vow like more people could become
addicted to smoking and smoking newos
with it that’s true that’s true that’s
true like am I gonna die not for a while
yes sir let me pick up a pack right
now I uh
I um I would pick the the Mad
milk you just want a glass of milk are
you thirsty no no no I want to be have a
glass of milk that I can throw at
someone and then I can kill them and
then I get more life back oh that’s
crazy my answer was going to be the
candy cane yeah I was also thought of
the candy cane just so I could kill I
kill someone and they drop like a pack
of Band-Aids I’m like yes
yeah what are you do IBM on your house
the dead ring would genuinely be really
powerful right somebody would just like
quote they you could get shot and you’d
be like I’m fine bro wait could you
imagine bumping someone on the street
with that perk and then they just
explode and you’re like
what yeah it would like genuinely the um
it would become really powerful identity
fraud would be like really easy you
could just lie on taxes
the has sto me already yeah but it would
be like way
easier it’s already pretty easy wait so
wait this is this is the ability of the
weapon not the weapon itself right yes
okay so I would to actually pick the
brass
Beast I just be much want to spin up
your Minun everywhere you go so you take
less damage no no no I don’t I don’t
have the the minigun I just have the
ability which means I just take less
damage when I’m standing still which I
think is really funny yeah but have to
be revved up and Below % Health that
means that you have you’d have to be in
like a fighting stance basically you’d
have to like be squared up wait what
also already be hurt really bad cuz it’s
below 50% Health okay yeah this I didn’t
think this through [ __ ] I pick the worst
option actually I would take the
sandwich because I’m
hungry I would uh would the sandwich
okay would the sandwich make it so that
you would just be able to live forever
it would make me
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full it would fill my big belly and
makes me really happy my stomach up with
a white grin from ear to
ear um but for Bon would you get Bon’s
ability of just being able to like IR
radiated just die so much sugar in it
and radiation you die R chat the rocket
J the rocket jumper doesn’t do anything
cuz you don’t have the rocket launcher
you just have the ability to not take
explosive damage which might be useful
in the context of like an active War
Zone in in like a foreign country but in
like real life that’s not helping you I
think the man Treads could be funny uh
just if you like live in a major city
and just want to kill people but it’s
quote unquote an accident you just jump
off of a gigantic skyscraper yeah yep
I would go ahead and take the short stop
so I could push people no chat the
Escape
Plan you do not already have that
ability no he pushes people and they go
slightly more
far also uh yeah chat if you Chad if you
use the escape plan that would mean
you’re like a Sith Lord and and like you
punch yourself and then you go really
fast you continue punching yourself over
and over get to go really fast yeah go
with I can build a little friend
throw it at the
capital what what throw of the gas does
it have the uh does that does it have
the the perk the MVM
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perk that was really bad I don’t know if
I can say
that for legal reasons this was a joke
also for leg reason that was a j also
actually I take it back I’d have the hot
hand
I thought about the that’s that’s a
really funny one where you just slap
somebody and run away that’s just real
life
dude what about the Gunslinger though
you’d have to lose your hand but also
you still have a mechanical hand and
that just makes you have more life I
would take do not ask why I would take
your don’t ask ask stop asking questions
don’t um could you imagine the wait
could you imagine wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait could you imagine having
like the gerate perk so you just have a
GL a jar of pee and like someone tries
to square up to you at the street you
know and then you just like throw square
up with somebody that has a jar
their in real life you don’t know that’s
the thing you don’t know have your back
pocket yeah you just pull it out and
they’re just like oh [ __ ] and then you
pull and then you suddenly take more
damage cuz you’re covered in Piss that’s
great that’s just real life isn’t that
what people like do when they quote
unquote prank homeless people by what
what they what homeless people what are
you talking about we should be
watching don’t they do [ __ ] like that
they’re like here homeless guy I have a
140 degree glowing hot sticky
but what are you talking did I tell you
my idea for like my humanitarian Channel
what my like philanthropic Channel this
is related this is related uh so I I
want to I want to make a video called
giving the homeless free food in shelter
where I just plant drugs on homeless
people and call the cops on
them giving the homeless shelter no that
can’t that’s hor that’s
horrible I want to show you I want to
prove Heaven Is Real by taking you there
and then I just killed people I just
killed we’re about to find out what the
most addictive drug is all right guys
you got the hemp that’s that that’s
that’s that’s a it’s that’s wow I had
never thought of that before you’re oh
the Winger I jump high you’re a
Visionary we go from the most addictive
oh the Winger I got
it thought of that one before Oh my gosh
um oh actually I take it back I’d have
the pistol just the stock pistol just
the you would just be armed I would take
the second banana because I like
potassium I want to be a radiated the
Widowmaker because monogamy makes me
sick boy do I have the
financing yes
bance download binance today I would
take to Dion Annihilator because I hate
people I hate people who are in the
water it’s raining out it’s not the
weapon wait it’s not the weapon though
it’s it’s not the weapon though so you
just punch someone you just punch
someone come inside dripping wet making
a mess I have to mop it all up I want
those people to die is the is the neon
Annihilator still boring now the what or
has has that changed your mind oh well
if I had the power to instantly kill any
may had a speckle of water on I’m sure
that would be interesting yes well
actually we’re made up of like 70% water
so it always I yeah but
any I want all water in my body to be
dissolved and turned into sand
toate that’s that be good um that was a
good
segment uh what about the amputator
would you you just be able to heal
people by
like I do like the gam Style dance and
everyone around me would feel
better if you punch someone hard enough
with the apocalist ability they criminal
can and you’re like all all and you just
start Tick Tock dancing like yeah feel
better actually I do feel better someone
to the chat someone to chat brings up a
good point if you had the holiday punch
ability would you just like tap someone
on the back of on the shoulder from they
just die and they would just
hysterically start
laugh you would suddenly become the most
dangerous man alive because a finger
pistol would become real go bam and then
they’re just gone they’re just dead dude
oh man yeah say I would take the sun on
the stick so I wouldn’t get unburned but
I would still be set on
fire it’s just as bad in real life I
would take
the bat Scout’s bat oh actually no I
take Heavy’s fist Heavy’s fists yeah
that’s a good that’s a good pick yeah I
would okay genuinely like if I got
Heavy’s fists would that translate to
his strength because that guy that guy
is like incredibly even if that were
true you’d still want to get the like
one of the better upgrades because that
means you get his fist plus an ability
no I’d say if it was like the fists it
would just be the fists like if I get if
I get the
gr does the grw mean that I just start
dying whenever I I I just start dying
but I walk a little faster no the guu
the G the important part of the gru is
that whenever you hold your fists out in
a fighting stance you run really fast
that’s the important part whenever you
uh what you cut out whenever you
whenever you hold your fists in a
fighting stance you just run really
fast yeah but you start losing he you
start what you get a bloody you just
start getting irradiated morale no no no
you don’t understand okay so what you do
is you train all your life to be an
Olympic runner and then you pull your
fists out uh in the Olympics and then
you set a world record that will never
be broken by anyone
again that’s that’s the play I would
take the pain train so I can die to
bullets
F yeah you also capture
objectiv capture objectives 20%
take oh
bad you know bullets are okay vaccinator
vaccinator yeah the vaccinator would be
really broken real life and how would
how would a medy gun work would you
would you have to be like peeing on the
person there has to be a be do you have
to be touching them for
the yeah I don’t know that was my
thought is just get the metag gun and
make like a lot of money that would be
your thought
lay on hands like d i do the crit so I
could kill all my enemies with immense
Force I would take the crossing guard so
nobody would know when a train was
coming well the crossing guard exists
and it’s free just go grab
one what they is that a j reference I I
I’d get the Crusaders crossbow so that
every time I shoot they’d be terrified
but I’d actually heal them so I point my
gun at them and I go
you if I okay so since since the
abilities are just being given to me if
I had if I took the rocket launcher
would I just be able to spew
Rockets I would take the invis watch not
to turn invisible but so I could tell
the time
that is a very useful ability that I
think it’s slept
on jokes on you it doesn’t have the time
you [ __ ] idiot
no
no oh [ __ ] oh man did Saxy so I can have
a golden statue of the women who have
rejected me in the past
yes finger man uh if you had the Cozy
camper would you just never
die damn because it’s just like a it’s
just like a I like no it’s like a
Ghostbusters it’s like the cucko clock a
doom you like slowly like because cuz we
said like life force is like how old you
are before you die because that’s what
the solemn vow was right so if you’re
like gaining Health you’re just getting
younger progressively and eventually
you’ll just get so young you’ll cease to
exist I would take the
sniper
youting
Dage the ham shank so I can eat it than
thank you spider K I appreciate
it I think I you wouldn’t be able to eat
it you the ability would that be anytime
you eat meat suddenly your fists become
lethal weapons the mackerel so I can
take a big bite wait no I was thinking
of yeah I was gonna say that’s the
Buffalo
s okay I would take the Vu so when I
respawn in my next life I would have
more
Uber guys I’m going to U so I can punch
someone and get 25
if I punch someone I take the Sandman so
um I could have a cool
ball it it hits when the ball hits
someone they can run slower but only in
a straight line if they go diagonally it
doesn’t
work I would take the disguise kit so I
can get lung cancer oh [ __ ] oh what New
Ports we did it New Ports yes New Ports
New Ports all right I I think that’s the
end of that segment I I think
that’s do you guys have a have a soda to
your list in you I would um Dr Pepper
and like any that’s any small town root
beer goes in s tier H Dr Pepper goes in
a tier and Barks goes in F tier and then
like everything else I don’t care
about well spoken uh ruper s tier
Mountain Dew probably like a tier no no
no no you don’t understand which root
beer which root beer A&W aw is a tier is
a oh it’s got to be S tier what the
[ __ ] ruper has some ruper has to be S
tier okay fine if if there has to be an
S
tier is s tier no it’s
not a a tier mug is B barks is B at no
marks
Mar better Coke too I don’t care Pepsi
is better than Coke but Coca-Cola Cherry
is better than Pepsi this is a bad
opinion no no that I have the Baseline
of opinions no no your Baseline is in
the [ __ ]
ground okay it’s grounded real no wrong
uh Coca-Cola is an S Coca-Cola is an S
tier but behind a andw what fornite weap
were real I would take
Flo shut up I would like yeah yeah yeah
Loose Cannon so I can make the double
dog sound
and FL Fizz and S
tier Dr Pepper I’d say is s Dr Pepper is
the best one Dr Pepper’s just the best I
got to go pick up some dumbbells I’ll be
back all
right uh did he leave like call or is he
just here no he just left oh he just
dipped
wow he had to go pick up dumbbells I I
hope he has
fun Dr Pepper is not the best soda
what’s the best soda then Allan give me
your answer something something else I I
don’t know what it is it sure is [ __ ]
not Dr Pepper oh my God insane can we
put big red in F tier can we just get
that out of the way I’ve never even
drank I like Co big red is I like it
like a Dr Pepper what’s Big Red
this never ex of like gas light or no
big big here big red is is a really bad
cherry flavored soda it tastes like cof
you don’t drink it oh is it not I
thought that oh wait I have had big RAB
before I have had big RAB before yeah
yeah yeah it’s
bad Jesus yeah it tastes like a tastes
like a bubblegum toothpaste you get when
you’re like a kid okay actually I’ll
zesty just for you I’ll move Coke back
to B I’ll move it to B but we’re putting
RC Cola in its place because it’s the
superior wait why is a and w an a it’s
it’s an
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S it’s an S cuz it’s the root beer one
of the root beers has got to be an S
it’s the root Beer’s like I guess uh I
guess it hasn’t updated because on my
screen the a& W’s still an a oh you’re
very behind I moved it a while ago oh oh
oh yes now I’m up to date now I’m up to
dat uh seven
up seven up B tier
I don’t believe people drink Seven up I
don’t believe that I I think
it’s Sprite it’s a worse
Sprite I guess I guess they’re kind of
the same in my head I don’t see Sprite
or seven up being particularly better or
worse than each other okay uh I prefer
Sprite to seven
up well then that settles it Sprites and
B and and seven ups and C I’m so sorry
uh what where does barks go a we’re not
putting in s we’re putting in
a I I I honestly can’t taste the
difference between barks and A&W so like
I this whole time I’ve just been like
sitting here here’s the thing right like
I hate to say it but out of the threee
mug is like definitively the worst roer
it’s like all syrup it’s yeah but it’s
got the funny Bulldog on
it a really nice bulog I still like Mug
Root Beer but it is like 100% the worst
root beer so like faithful beer C tier
so can go in a and then mug can go in
like B or C okay I’ll put it in C below
seven up uh
Pepsi uh below it’s below Coke it’s
below I put it in D because I’m just not
a
particular my man man bro I had this guy
all right there was in high school
there’s this little like local pizza
shop like a street away a block away
from the high school right and I’d walk
in every other day and I’d like get a
bottle of Pepsi please and the guy would
do it and it became so well known that
that was like the only reason why I was
going that one time there was a huge
lineup he saw me outside the window
waiting waved me on inside and handed me
the bottle and just allowed me to leave
okay and it gets better it gets better
all right this man was such a real one I
was waiting in line again there was a
guy ahead of me and he was like yo can I
get a Pepsi bottle please he’s like
sorry all out can’t do he saw me walk up
and then from the back he had it hidden
and pulled it out just for me W go Pepsi
people together a tier it’s like that
Kylie Jenner ad it’s true I’ll move it I
will move it to next to Coke solely for
that story but I not putting it in a
tier
boo uh Canada Dry goes an S
Canada it’s the bottom of s but it’s s
tier can’t argue with that um honestly
like the greatest ginger ale in any I
forgot to unmute whenever I got back
Canada Dry does not go in s that’s a b
tier soda s the best [ __ ] ginger ale
purple why did purple kernel leave okay
back Ginger Ginger ale’s Canada Dry is
we are way too lenient with this list it
is PE Dr Pepper and W RC and Canada Dry
for S I’d say the only thing can hear me
into nothing but yes oh [ __ ] CR
[Music]
control day the week and Pepsi is better
than Coke they’re comp they’re
comparable but Pepsi is just better
wrong he’s wrong he’s
wrong I’m right I’m right I know I did a
dollar Trum impression that means I win
also cheer wine goes in D tier at the at
the most right does anyone have cheer
wine I don’t even know what that is so
wa what is it cheer wine it’s a it’s
like it’s like it also tastes like cough
Seer but it tastes like slightly better
than big red I never heard of it before
might be a regional thing it it kind of
is um yeah I’ve never heard of that does
anyone have cherry seven
up never had it thoughts on Cherry seven
up I mean it’s all right I I guess they
put it next to regular seven up yeah
probably uh pet I drink soda to be
unhealthy you can’t put [ __ ] fruit in
it I I don’t know what this is does
anyone know what the red Pepsi like the
Pepsi with the red accents is Cherry
that’s Cherry Pepsi and that is worse
than normal Pepsi okay cool uh we’re
putting it in C tier um Pepsi it’s like
d they all have these stupid [ __ ]
flavors now it’s so lame just stick to
the one that’s all you’re good at here’s
my take [ __ ] Pepsi is better than
Coke but Cherry Pepsi is better or uh
Cherry Pepsi is way worse than uh Coke
Cherry Coke Cherry is I Coke Cherry is
also a tier us while we’re at it uh got
stay in their Lane anyone [ __ ] cherry
soda has anyone Cherry Coke is the
exception all the other ones suck um
yeah Pepsi cherry vanilla has anyone had
this I haven’t I think I think my dad
likes it uh I think I’ve had it I think
I’ve had it I think I’d probably put it
in
C sure it doesn’t stand out as
particularly bad or good in my mind so
that is like the definition of c tier
I’m moving mug to the top of C tier by
the way and it’s staying there yeah baby
a Coke Zero goes in F tier below big red
yes sir uh it might go in its own tier
later depending on how I feel uh uh
Crush
orange I’m a sucker for this would be an
a tier for
me
grape I I think that it’s B I think it’s
all right it’s a little bit too busy and
not enough Orange in my opinion but that
might just be me let’s be honest right
you can’t buy Crush orange soda on its
own I saw a [ __ ] four pack of Mug
Root Beer the best drink out of that
cream soda crush the second best and
then for me it’s like I don’t care about
the other two I will say A&W uh cream
root beer like cream soda is way better
than normal
A&W uh zesty said Orange Crush goes in a
and uh and so did the what he agrees
with
me moving it up it goes I could I could
settle for a high B cuz it seems like
you guys want B but I in my heart it’s a
tier say a low purple colel what did you
say it seems like a [ __ ] orange crush
is trash okay it deserves to go
and discarded yeah purple colel purple
Colonel last I checked uh zesty has what
like
93,000 subscribers uh the what has over
100 [ __ ] he’s not on godamn podcast
who
cares that for for uh legal reasons that
was entirely a joke I don’t care either
every orange soda is at least a tier no
uh Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi also go in F
tier but but Coke Zero goes below them
um yeah what is Dr pop does anyone know
Dr PO is that like rip off Dr Pepper Yes
actually it is it is I’m glad all the TF
tubers all the TF tubers came
out TF2 how can you be so wrong how have
I not it is garbage
I known Matt Pat from Game Theory really
likes Diet Coke I also know that or he
did at some point because he talk and
then he unfortunate and then he died and
then he didn’t let Coke anymore Coke is
not got his blood I’ll kill you yeah
I’ll kill you easy uh Dr pop I’m putting
in haven’t had it uh Fanta
orange [ __ ] NY drink dude no way
anybody Fanta fanta’s really funny
because of its history so I’d put it
above Crush uh but it tastes basically
the same it’s a Nazi drink oh a joke it
like legitimately is a Nazi drink yeah
the it was Coca-Cola brand still wanting
to sell um uh soda to Germany despite
the fact that there was like an embargo
between America and Japan during World
War II and and then whenever like
America actually got in the war
obviously we can’t make stuff um well we
can’t sell stuff to them and so uh
cocacola of Germany was just like well
let’s take a bunch of spare crap that we
have lying around and just throw it in a
pot and then that’s what Fanta was yeah
that’s real and that witch’s concoction
made a really good orange soda it’s
eight TI for b i I think it’s slightly
above Crush also I’ve been wheezy’s
actually swayed me cuz he said Diet Coke
is actually a good rust remover so it
goes slightly higher in D tier I feel
like that’s real on if it’s a good rust
REM you want to be drinking that buddy
think no no but it’s it’s utility it has
utility has utility it hastil hey you
know what it also has [ __ ] utility
normal po like Pepsi and Coke for
jellyfish things okay like that doesn’t
mean it’s that useful all right well
yeah but that’s why they’re already in B
tier okay Diet Coke gets a little bit of
an edge because it was in the bottom of
f tier okay
I still think that Coke and Pepsi should
be C tier I mean they’re the Baseline
drink I’ll I’ll kill
you you’ll try uh
Figo what flavor of fago uh
blueberry I don’t that’s not even a real
thing blueberry F I’ve never had
blueberry F have you heard the song this
is something this is something Lucid in
the W are making up right
now this looks like you just extracted
the year 2003 put it in a drink are real
drink guys Foo I have it on good
authority uh Lil mosy made a song called
blueberry fago and that proves to me
that it’s oh you I think I think it Figo
might be a Midwest thing because I know
it’s popular in Detroit that’s the big
meme is Figo is like what everyone
drinks in Detroit because it’s really
cheap so it might be a regional thing
I’ve had F it’s very comparable to like
Fanta uh so I I would put I would put
most of the fos in A or B it is 100% not
a regional thing if I’m getting it in
Canada okay that is
that El has heard it I mean I knew what
it was but I have never had
it has a bridge to
Canada
yeah
yeah Arizon big you know how [ __ ] big
Canada is a lot of
[ __ ] I’ll put blueberry Figo in B
tier because of the song and put the
other Figo in C tier because it doesn’t
have a song no is it orange and if it is
it needs to be an a no they’re blue and
red okay sa
yeah an automatic a of course they are
what are you talking about no they are
it’s one letter swap away from a slur so
that’s okay no it’s two for the record
I’m almost I looked it up and F was made
in Detroit oh
one fos sounds like a cleaner yeah no
that’s tast it looks like it too it’s
got that same like bright vibrant color
it tastes antifreeze that doesn’t make
it good the the red pop one I didn’t
quite enjoy that one much that goes in D
the uh the orange and grape fos are a
for me
though grap those are not on here
they’re not on what do they got these
weird ass flavors that they don’t have
orangey grape they blueberry because of
the song you don’t understand no one
gets meber is the best for soda what are
you
insane orange and grape is considerably
better strawberry is bad favor flavor
Cherry is actually the best Cherry is is
the most consistent and and vanilla SL
cream both of those are really good um
also Fanta
grape uh Fanta grape is a high high a
tier for me I love grap soda it can’t be
above the it can’t be above the orange
ones yeah okay I’ll settle for below
orange but I’m I’m CER for grape soda so
I’m fine with putting it up up below
below the orange in in a tier wait who
doesn’t wait purple Colonel you don’t
like grape soda no I don’t oh like any
ofly you don’t like any you don’t like
soda I also I stopped drinking it a
while ago I’m glad that’s probably Fair
yeah do you drink
coffee no only I tea occasionally I
don’t drink a lot of soda I don’t drink
a lot of soda this is just for when I do
losers in my podcast don’t drink coffee
I literally only drink water I don’t
like the taste of coffee I don’t like
the taste of tea I don’t like the taste
of soda I don’t like the taste of
smoothies nothing tastes good I drink
water how do you literally trapped in a
prison created by the coffee right now
and that’s that’s why you can’t live
without it it [ __ ] gets in your I’ll
I’ll go make another I will go make
another Americano watch me that’s not
what any of us want for you
uh oh I’ll smoke another cigarette just
watch me Fu you’re killing yourself as
we speak dude unless it’s a Newport
unless it’s a Newport unless it’s a yep
okay yeah that that that checks out for
the MVM
player
water how is coffee no no no coffee beer
though is actually Crazy Coffee beer is
great unironically there’s a there’s a
really good coffee beer that’s that was
um brewed like locally in Virginia where
my mom works it was [ __ ] awesome [ __ ]
was great I don’t like coffee that much
so coffee beer sounds absolutely horrid
but sure I’ll take your word for it wow
coffee monster be drinking like drain
cleaner monster is the same I Haven
coffee Stout yes yes zesty yes zesty
zesty actually zesty it was white Stout
so I was I misspoke it was it was white
Stout um also there’s coffee liquor
which is also really really good that’s
not a soda but I thought thr I throw it
out there oh you’re you’re just you’re
addicted to coffee we should make a
liquor and why can’t you just get
addicted to heroin like the
rest us Dr Dr derp when me and when me
and Allan aren’t running this show we
run a we run a coffee shop at our
College that’s drink stuff for the
record yeah Allan does not drink coffee
but he is he is the co owner of this
coffee shop we run at our
College uh uh actually funny that you
mentioned that because whenever I’m not
on the podcast I’m running a heroin shop
uh at my local city I live in Cleveland
so it’s I got stiff competion do you
watch Wait do do you watch
basketball uh no I don’t watch LeBron
James he’s not even on the team anymore
so you definitely don’t watch the team
yeah yeah no they they I know that your
team your don’t worry the Cleveland
Cavaliers won their first playoff game
of the playoffs uh yesterday I watched
it live with my partner we had a really
good football
season comparatively to our past so yeah
I’m glad glad to hear it our sports are
doing weirdly good this this uh year but
anyway our sports team really kicking it
off this time
team get those points team yes Chad I
ball like a Laker Mellow
Yellow Mellow Yellow I I guess it goes
with the other lemon lime ones for me I
I have a LoveHate relationship with
Mello yellow yellow what does that mean
that’s probably like a a Lobby okay
we’ll put it in between for B I’ll put
it in
[Laughter]
F had it but I just don’t like the vibe
of it Vibes are off so I’ll put it it’s
mellow Yow exactly whenever I’m drinking
soda I don’t want to be mellowed out I
want to be hyped up I want to be on coke
I want to be insane look I want to be
I’m G to be real out of all of the out
of all of the logos for like for Coke or
for sodas Mello yellow has like the
first or second best behind like the
regular Coke luga in my
opinion it’s it’s really really good I
know that’s that’s like a that’s like a
graphic designer opinion and I don’t
like it oh that’s it re of [ __ ]
the80s man it’s a really 8s it it’s too
simple they got it I like the ones that
go unironically it looks like Austin
Powers walks on goes yeah baby
mowell it’s just a good it’s just a good
logo I don’t know
what it’s just a good logo also I don’t
know what the [ __ ] this is I’m just
going to throw it and haven’t had it cuz
I cannot tell what for the life name I
don’t know I read
it what this is you
know yeah I don’t know what that is
either I can’t see that ionly think that
like the green text just says
[Laughter]
drink this is like copyright free like
soda brand to put in like movies what is
that uh hey uh also yes chat Telo is
goated best artist
uh my third favorite artist of all time
shout out to T um I
like uh Diet
Mountain diet you I have on good
authority you look but like Bo Burnham I
I take that as an absolute compliment I
freaking love Bo Burnham yeah he’s great
uh Diet Mountain Dew uh goes in this is
the I just realized this is the third
ufr episode in a row we’ve mentioned Bo
Burnham because the other guy the other
guy fudge mentioned him in his stupid
ass [ __ ] video uh also yeah Diet
Mountain Dew goes in F tier with the
rest of the diet horrible diet things di
stuff is I would die if I drink diet
Baja
Blast B
Blast for I like it I think it’s I agree
I’d put it an
s s i could I could I could see that
well with our roster yeah it fits in s
but I don’t think it’s an S tier drink I
think it’s an S not from I it wouldn’t
but whenever I I get Taco Bell on rare
occasions I do get B so what is it
better or worse than regular Mountain
Dew because I would say better worse I’d
say it’s better I’d say it’s better I
wouldn’t I would go low s or high a low
s or high a your choice I’m fine with
putting it above barks and high a I just
feel like The Prestige of of of Baja
Blast means it should go an S but
whatever also operation soda steel does
give it some bonus
points man uh Mountain Dew regular I’d
say right below Baja I think they’re
pretty similar but I do think Baja is
slightly better
uh what were you saying Mountain Dew I
can’t Mountain Dew is just like tooth
dissolver but like if you know what
you’re getting into like it it does
taste I prefer I genuinely prefer um the
the Walmart brand which is called uh
Mount lightning it’s genuinely better
cuz it has a better Citrus flavor I
don’t know if you guys have ever had it
I doubt you have but it it goes so hard
I don’t really like Mountain Dew but I
do really like Mount
lightning storebrand ones just taste
better but I I get the feeling that it’s
like oh they’re including ingredients
that like got boycotted out of uh all
the other sodas years ago so the store
brands can just keep using them or
something and that’s that’s the only
reason they taste better that’s my
theory it’s Dr pop it checks out uh
Mountain Dew pitch black I don’t know
what it is I don’t know not good it’s
just a can avoid
okay well I’m putting it in F2 then nice
um Mountain Dew Cod
red we have a lot of Mountain Dew
flavors coming up worse I don’t think
I’ve had that one either it’s not it’s
like it’s kind of like big red uh but
Mountain Dew so it’s it’s not really all
right after it goes uh I don’t know what
these two flavors are it’s the White
Mountain Dew and the Blue Mountain
Dew I think the white one was like a
Fourth of July promotion why is it why
is it here
I don’t know but I do remember it being
pretty good and Spark is actually really
good as well what what what is the blue
one spark I don’t know I’m going to take
your word for it I’m putting it I’m
putting spark in B tier assuming that’s
what it is and I’m putting yeah B tier
it’s fine uh Sam I will put both of them
in B tier all right both being pretty
good I don’t have I don’t have any
strong feelings um what Sam’s Cola you
guys like Sam’s Cola I have never had it
I actually prefer that is that is that
offbrand Coca-Cola because if it is I do
yeah it’s who the [ __ ] is samon why is
he making his I think this is Walmart
brand Cola and it’s oh yeah yeah yeah I
think that’s uh yeah yeah that’s
Walmart’s brand it might be
Walmart I feel like it sometimes hits
harder now I just be me Sam’s Co is hit
different we could put it at the top of
s if if you guys are all okay with that
you guys ever shotgun to Sam’s Cola
before
no um uh scheps ginger ale is just worse
Canada Dry but it’s still ginger ale so
you can put it in a tier B tier actually
it is it is distinctly not as good
because it doesn’t have as strong as a
taste it just it’s even less fizzy it
really is just watered
down why is Sam’s Co a top of s tier
soda to beat all sodas it’s Sam’s
really deserve that level of PR yeah
Sam’s Cola bro it’s it’s the
cola s for Sam tier and just have Sam’s
a of own you’re right you’re right
actually hold on I’ll put the Sam tier
in for a
second yeah sure whatever oh sure [ __ ] I
no I’m stupid also the next one is a
unlabeled bottle that I can’t read so
I’m just going to put it an F tier and
call it a or I haven’t had image wait no
I think that I think dude listen I don’t
like soda but at the end of a long day I
cannot wait to crack open a fresh glass
one when I get with my 95 I better have
my when I get my 12 hour Shi in the coal
I can’t wait to a
nice I can’t wait crack open a
cold I
every we’re making fun of it this is
[ __ ] up this is messed up evil I’m
putting a how dare you
Sprite
godamn I put Sam’s in your mouth and
this is how you would pay me oh don’t
put card for Sprite cranberry is going
in s
tier sure for the meme sure for the meme
uh it’s a meme a squirt Sprite Sprite is
Gen like I
get cranberry is not as good as
Sprite a we’re oh we have denters I I
see we have to put it well how how much
worse is it than Sprite then I uh not by
much I’m still
saying a a a a it’s better than seven up
okay cool right cranberry is still
better than seven up yeah a
squirt uh y’all ever squirted
before no
shot literally was
terrible anyway if you guys have
squirted you know it’s pretty good I put
it in a b tier it’s yeah but it’s like
the bottom of B tier because Mellow
Yellow is there and I refuse to have it
above Mellow Yellow thank you you can
put it one below Mellow Yellow I guess
yeah that works uh
surge uh I don’t know what that is it
looks like looks like repar looks like a
repar repar drink
rep uh I’m putting it and haven’t had
it it does look like repti oh my God oh
my God it’s like cartoon drink
Lally dude gon to make your eyes pop out
of your head I got to drink my purple
slurge I to say like from like season
four season 30 of The Simpsons kind
flavor Pur flm it’s green flurm s it
looks like 3:00 a.m. at a 7eleven yeah
it does a diet Vanilla Pepsi oh no never
mind sorry it’s just Vanilla Pepsi
Vanilla Pepsi Vanilla Pepsi is
inherently better than normal Pepsi
because Normal Pepsi already has more
vanilla content in there so sweeter so
here okay it goes I know my [ __ ] pop
bro I know my [ __ ] pop and vanilla
question do you call it pop or soda or
Cola or I call it pop cuz I’m actually
cultured
I call it soda pop like a dying like
phrase isn’t that the one that’s like
slowly being evaporated as people move
from cities into the country it’s
because you’re just [ __ ] americ space
Man online Coke I don’t know you guys
ever visited the South areas where they
call every soda Cola like
that’s might be the one that’s dy I
think Cola is such a cool way to call uh
like soda but I just don’t no they call
everything Coke yeah they call yeah
because that’s where it came from grab
me a coke grab me a cold Coke he brings
over like a seven up
like uh purple Colonel I don’t know if
you know this in in in Japan every soda
is
kod like like they they like that’s what
they say they they call every single
soda quot off if they’re not saying the
name well that’s that’s that’s more fair
if it’s in like another language or
something though you know like if it’s
if yeah because been introduced to it
through like more recently and stuff
imagine imagine if we called all serial
lucky ch arms like that’s that’s the
equivalent of that it’ be better it be
no but no it’s the interesting part
about it is like Co like Coke is the one
that just got there first so they just
have a monopoly over the language that’s
kind of hilarious that is kind of
funny also the last one is Vanilla Coke
which is the best Coke so it has to go
above Cherry
Coke I
disagree how where are we putting it
then below like right below Cherry Coke
okay I’d say it’s as but just a little
here’s the thing here’s the thing
because I’ve had both objectively
speaking right Cherry Coke is better
don’t get me wrong but Vanilla Coke is
just like a fundamentally worse Vanilla
Pepsi cuz Vanilla Coke is just drinking
essentially like normal Pepsi but much
more fizzier with much more back wash on
this guy has horrible drink opinions TR
me trust see that no I can I can see
that I I’ll I’ll reform my opinion to
suit his I I hate this van like I said
Pepsi Pepsi by the Fall is sweeter per
can because it has more vanilla extract
in it so when you go ahead and Coke
which has less just adds more with the
exception of the flavor and the texture
of it because it’s much more fizzy
compared to the Pepsi it just is just
fiz your Pepsi fine we’ll have it your
way the right way like Burger
King uh this is our so yeah this is our
tier list we’ve done it who where’s
Mount lightning there is no mountain
lightning
talk to Ze where’s Dad’s where’s Dad’s
root beer there’s no dad’s Ro yeah
where’s Dad’s root beer and frosty root
beer where’s
[ __ ] hold on I need to one of these
days we’re gonna have to make like a
like a super cut of of all of the ufr
tier lists in one in one video why we
just make list like only one person has
context and we just have to agree with
them can we do a cigarette tier list now
yes let’s do let’s do hard drug TI list
we already did the drug tier
listo um I think I put it in a tier
because it’s too expensive for the fun
that’s like why does this
exist yes sir can we put Camel
cigarettes and yeah baby Newports and S
malb Newports and S that is cool baby
Malo Red Bro Malo red your [ __ ]
dumpster D the funny thing is I used to
used to work in a warehouse where I
packed cigarettes all day so like I know
cigarettes like the back of my hand and
I’ve never smoked in my life yeah
they’re all s TI you know what funny
thing
is is bad I can’t be here this is not
good this is really terrible for the
world we’re doing measurable harm right
now to the world right except I hope you
know you’re stamping your name on this
by being here oh yeah you are you I got
to get out is your opinion he left I
endorse it he’s Endor except lies lies
are a tier I’d move that down and then
you think you have a perfect list oh
yeah we could put them all down we could
just put them in D we could put them in
their own tier and like we could put
them in F tier actually no actually
they’re great in s tier actually oh
okay this is the official ufr cigarette
this is the
official welcome back I’m so glad I’m a
guest and therefore I’m legally
not post this to your Twitter just no
content oh yeah no sorry I yeah hold on
let me let me do that real
[Laughter]
quick I’ll retweet it read the good word
hold on good
word why is Twitter taking 10 years to
load can you put a picture like beside
cigarette tier list of big boss and it
just say smoking so [ __ ]
rad that’s a wait that’s a good tweet
idea
[Music]
so many people say like it’s bad for
your health it’s bad for your LS my
father like had cancer with Smoky and
just reply with don’t care look
cool Cowboy beop or something it’s just
one of those scenes where a guy’s just
smoking cigarettes like but look how
cool he looks
what um I I’m I’m really trying to to
open Twitter it’s not opening I got on
it in like a second I’m I’m happy for
you thank I’m tweeting it out faster
than you are right now no bro I can
steal all your likes your bio is lying
it says 19k on
YouTube you have
23,000 uh subscribers so I I’m fake
[ __ ] here’s the image Big Boss
smoking yeah we should all
simultaneously post this tier list
everyone will be confused it’ll be
great we should all post it and then
reply to each other’s post and pretend
like they are completely separate
things agreement to like
same man what a good te list like what
good
Tes guys make good
t hold on I’m I got I got this
and then one person that that posts it
we just hate on like this is the dumbest
tier list I have ever
[Laughter]
seen in New England they call soda tonic
here’s the thing Aon the issue of
calling every soda pop Cola is that Cola
is like a specific type of Pop all right
atonic is also a specific type of Pop
okay it’s you can’t really call
everything
that hold on I love smoking Newports
smoking news I’m pretty sure tonic by
definition has quinine in it like that
that defines
tonic what do you guys think of halflife
2 bad game ask that thing you like awful
well Terri [ __ ] [ __ ] halflife 2 is
cool but it’s not as cool as smoking
cigarette all right I that’s hard to
argue against you uh that’s that’s the
end of the show I think I think we cut
it off here uh this was this was a good
one um uh next week I don’t know what
we’re doing um I do know uh I do know
you know what I do know first of all
smoking is awesome and everyone should
do it that’s definitely something I
believe uh secondly uh I am new video
coming out on my end on the 25th uh is
is there any YouTube related news anyone
in the panel would like to
divulge um I plan on posting a video on
uh jat this Thursday oh my gosh we’re
having a dual dual release me and me and
derp we’re doing it together we doing it
live yeah we’re doing it live yeah yeah
uh any anybody else on the panel
uh I got a video coming out hopefully
within the week about um halflife M mod
so nice check that out let’s [ __ ] go
dude all the ufr people are dropping a
day the
what uh like
NE I’m working on it this this video I’m
working on will probably be wrapped up
within the week and then I’ll drop it
next week yeah keep an eye peeled it’s
gonna be a big one it’s gonna be a big
one space guy I heard you’re launching a
new uh new alcohol brand what yeah
yeah your new brand new brand of tequila
yeah yeah it’s called spaces Spirits the
the bottle shaped like your head 84%
alcohol content rating if you is is it
really true that you spit in every
bottle that’s true is it true
thatt 84% of it is distilled alcohol and
the rest is my
spit you will die you will die
drink it the best drink you’ll ever have
in your life all right all right on that
note uh thank you all for coming
appreciate you guys all being here and
we’ll see you guys next week peace bye
bye see you
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This video, titled ‘UFR #16 – TF2 x64 Update & Is Gaming Fun Anymore? w/ TheWhat, DrDerpGamer, PurpleColonel, & SpaceGuy’, was uploaded by Upon Further Review on 2024-04-22 00:45:02. It has garnered 622 views and 26 likes. The duration of the video is 03:45:58 or 13558 seconds.
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