IT’S A TRAP | Minecraft Anarchy ep.15

Oh yeah yeah it’s very helpful at this moment yeah yeah don’t worry i’m helping i’m helping him hello i am not helping oh help me help me help me help me help me help me i’m being drugged oh my gosh what was that oh my god guys spiders died man Do we have a bucket i have a bucket oh there’s a bucket i got a bucket why why why why why why that that do you not see that no i do not see that how how do okay well it’s gone now but there was a thingy uh what is a thingy

Hold on try think of words uh it was like a like a old depressed ghost but skinny what i’ll also make fun of your sense of saneness what yes that that was very good english sentence yes why is there an angel zombie oh because it’s halloween you’ll see

Skeletons have pumpkins on their head and the zombies have weights so i don’t have a bone arrow they have a bow now no i’m in the mind trying to find lava for the damn smeltery ah so useless uh okay are you okay is this a halloween thing is this gonna happen often

Oh i i also got something that just appeared for me yeah a stupid [ __ ] game all right well i’m gonna go back to mining why am i staring at a razor ah [ __ ] [ __ ] well if i knew you wouldn’t do that always why does that have a dirt there’s a

[ __ ] raven with the door on his head the holy [ __ ] i was about to ask that question like why is there a raven with a with dirt on it i think that’s a hatch i think i don’t know i don’t like that sound what sound what

Sound i don’t see the sound see the sound hear a sound of course you don’t see a sound it sounded like someone was blowing wind in my ear i did not hear that no but at least you have the right to keep your company and then not caring but okay

Okay well the raven’s dead now what did you do nothing it just flew in lava oh yeah yeah yeah like your story okay buddy the power frick compels you holy [ __ ] okay look out [ __ ] sake i tried to knock it i tried it you would explode it was too late i

Was too far and the bread did nothing oh [ __ ] oh my god It said trick or treat bag i didn’t expect the truck to be this bad that’s not supposed to work on where did you know what do you mean i’m a ah oh my god there’s something in the dark wait dude i just saw eyes and then i was dead

Oh my gosh where did you die see right there oh and that thing came out of nowhere it was dark i thought that was you and then i got attacked oh that’s a troll well done i saw i saw like these yellow eyes staring at me i was like oh that’s a

Cool come break this come come break this i think oh no that was the thing that killed me Oh [ __ ] those people are nice Oh he got you in the hole he’s staring at me don’t i don’t like it yeah you wish you were up here who should i forget me or you huh i think she’s laughing at you oh [ __ ] there’s me i’ll handle the baby skeletons too baby skeleton oh what the [ __ ]

What do you think i’m just making jokes baby i’m not a child i know which directions to go sometimes you see this we oh okay let’s go this way Hi it’s very dumb All right i’m sharing my screen look look it’s a wizard look at this picture suffocated in the wall what does that mean what does that mean what does that mean what does enraged flesh ripper suffocated in the wall what does that mean maybe somebody put him in a wall who but

Who’s in rage oh [ __ ] it i’m gonna say do you think it was those things that we heard you i just wanted to see if i could get the enchantment did i not get it nope i got it with the wizard dude climb down run down run harry run downwards stairs what are

You doing why would why would you angle dumbledore don’t i could just get the enchantment table this seems utterly peaceful oh what’s that [Applause] this looks like a trap yeah i told you Why is this a thing why is this a thing no why is this why this is dumb this is dumb you’re done you’re dumb you’re dumb you’re dumb no wait no i have a family wait i feel like there’s retribution for what you did to that wizard well jay you’re a [ __ ] idiot

With all the love in the world you are [ __ ] how was i there was a chest in the middle of nowhere you saw an open field with four ominous pillars and a chest in the middle and you did it look at it and go it’s a trap why would it be

A trap in the middle i’ve never played this game before never i looked at it now and it’s a trap as you hooked up to it okay but okay look from my perspective i only saw the chest i didn’t really register the other i thought was this decoration like the

Call like it was like a nest for the chest i’m about to be extremely racist but blue jay you are that blonde girl that twists her ankle at the end of the horror movie you have the survival instincts of a lemming on crack cocaine says right there death

I’m just gonna teleport to it i don’t know why i’m walking to the place called oh hey the wizards are still here oh and the battery is still up did it kill the wizards i have one job it’s fine i got this i got it it’s okay

It’s okay if i just can kill this guy wait he is reflecting he is [ __ ] he’s not even a good wizard he’s a disgraced wizard kick his ass bro i’m trying where’s the other one [ __ ] Um my way very thorough this one i need to kill this guy and then i’ll probably die and then just come again no [ __ ] off there might not no all right this is just what i assumed would be you know what i’ve just realized that [ __ ] chess better be worth it

Just because you messed with dumbledore you came back with these mates and then you started killing us let’s go see what’s in this [ __ ] chest wait is it safe now probably you can tell the ball i’m not i don’t know i don’t like how unconfident you are in that statement

Taking risks when you teleport me kill me why there’s nothing in the [ __ ] chest holy [ __ ] that was not worth it oh yeah die madison you know sometimes you have a teammate that will like run across you know however far to help you blue jay ain’t that person

I’ve been seeing so many videos of this like so they found this like ancient i don’t even [ __ ] know what it was i don’t know Article like just the title and i was like okay hold on i guess that’s weird wait like wait blue jay you [ __ ] monster that was a grave you just robbed somebody’s grave i don’t know i don’t know what you’re referring to wait no i saw i saw cake somewhere let’s

Go for the cake that is yeah okay here goes for the cakes i mean look that is definitely not a trap no no no definitely not as an expert in spotting traps this is not a trap shut up right now i have a witness you say this i’m still going to somehow

Forget because of my memory but yeah you see that’s why i’m saying i have a witness library is about 40 percent better than removing stuff than hers yeah but forty times zero is still zero that says rude and uncalled for compared to some of the things that i

Have said to you that’s actually nice i know let’s be honest here i said some mean [ __ ] to you but i’m so dumb i don’t register them i know you’re still the person that’s talked about in my family as the dumbass that got hit by a truck dude it was not my

Fault okay wait two things i want to mention one what you mentioned what what okay well maybe it’s more like a question why does your family refer to me as the dumb ass guys that buy a truck because no i refer to you as the dumb

Ass that got hit by a truck they recognize you as the dumb ass that got hit by a truck okay fair enough second question no it was more like a statement of uh not my fault oh okay it was not my fault at all i was on the pavement wait what happened

So here’s the story of blue jay getting hit by a truck from my perspective so i am writing exams for my law degree i am literally in the car about to leave for my exam sitting in the car chained to blue jay and out of nowhere

So by the way siraj i got hit by a truck today just out of the blue so i’m now going to an exam under the impression that one of my closest friends has been hit by a truck i like to mention i didn’t know you were going to i thought you

Rewritten the exam yeah no she thought i had written the exam at like [ __ ] eight o’clock in the morning but anyway and now i’m going to an exam with this knowledge in the back of my head oh [ __ ] she got hit by a truck so in about half an hour for a

Three hour exam in half an hour i have left the venue i felt really bad about that like i i think you still pass if i remember correctly you still did really well i think yeah i got like a 98 yeah but you were fine but like i still felt

Bad as a you know just as a principal he took away his 99. holy [ __ ] that just happened i don’t really want to break this and fight all that uh trey can you shoot an arrow through the gate no i’m not up for any fight right now this lag and stuff you know

Okay amazing look at him all glittered out in that diamond armor i knew she was gonna do that i thought i’m not up for it i’m a genius oh my god he came for me i’ll do it do you wanna just not run try i’m trying but i keep lagging i mean

There’s stairs bro yeah i stopped midway to the stairs and your legs apologies [Laughter]