It’s Harry Potter IN Minecraft! – MINECRAFT WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY #1

Hello everybody welcome to the harry potter minecraft adventure hello hello yo harry hr or why yeah harry potter harry harry barry potter barry potter the prisoners of glebekistan the flu by the phone network not that jk beach oh my god it’s got cutscenes there’s owls my god

Oh my god oh my god we’re going to go to hogwarts what’s the letter that’s actually just a scam that’s just actually a change yeah yeah right hello everybody hello our quest is to investigate our lesson we all live in this one room yes uh yes we all share that one bed

Over there we’re like we’re taking turns or no we just do our best we take we do a big like tower what a beautiful bookcase whoa a bit odd to have in the kid’s room those oh my god these pic portraits are us ah which one are you i’m the one on the

Right the second one one of them what is that i’m playing a green [Laughter] me and duncan aren’t your parents red pope and maid lady and you are a children flower pot in landscape man it’s a nice looking house look at this tv this is looking like

A texture yeah pretty cool right you’ve seen the pancakes delicious although i know the butter on top should be melted by now you think right yeah oh my god three cups of coffee as well wow where’s where’s mine what’s this thing called again the glass room no

We don’t have those oh you don’t get an infantry tutorial this is not the inventory you’re looking does america not do conservatories what that makes it sound magical we have like patios which are like screened in with the mosquito nest but we don’t really have conservatories and i [ __ ] hate conservatories yeah

They get too hot right yeah they get too hot and there’s a window corner i had to clean them all the time oh my god just like here’s 8 000 windows for you get Oh my god i’m so excited oh i hate it oh wait you’re out by no later than the 31st of july we don’t have an owl what are we going to do we have to catch an owl to the zoo oh we’ll just hit the night bus no problem

Growing up oh my god being american watching harry potter i was like how much of this is fairy tale and how much of it is just what the [ __ ] lips do though oh my god damn look at his head he’s got a forehead he’s going to drop us off with the leaky cauldron

Here we go what she sees yep man i built this at a lego the other day this bus this guy’s i’m getting onto this guy yeah yeah he was actually in the kit wait for everyone come on conductor your conductor i’m heading to diet like long lasting

Three out of four real yeah i’ve got to speak to him there we go all right to diagon alley oh my god it’s a triple decker whoa hi wacky england is look at this guy do people read the newspaper on benches in england yeah of course yeah that is where else

Would you read the newspaper oh my gosh look at this guy yeah we could follow the compass but everything to wander around london though yeah so we’re just in london now do we want to london have been built they’ve built like some a decent some decent stuff my god we’re in westminster

Turn back you’ve wandered too far do you want to go big ben king’s cross or go government office oh my god don’t look around this corner no no are they or are they just normal people ma’am there’s so there’s so many of them oh my god there’s they’re thirsty and they’re not they

Don’t got their masks on just because someone’s wearing a black shirt doesn’t mean they’re dead they’re bankers this guy these guys are twins but one of them’s got worse eyes than the other oh yeah they do and one’s got a slightly different beard imagine it one’s folding someone’s folding [Laughter]

Okay let’s let’s go into the cauldron all right i’m gonna go into the leaky cauldron imagine if someone just retextured horses as bikes so they’re just moving around on their own i think they should that would be cute or cars or something who’s this lad tom oh it’s top bartender

Guys you should hear duncan do a harry potter trivia quiz by the way it’s the saddest thing i’ve ever seen i am talking about asking random questions we don’t know the answer to okay not gonna be any good how are you gonna know if you are getting right um what’s dumbledore’s middle name

What percival wolfrick and brian that’s not true that’s not true at all albus percival dumbledore is that it oh that’s percival what’s his middle name what’s whose hermione’s i don’t know actually oh see [ __ ] stuff do you guys even have middle names there i don’t know but people do have them

Jeans gene all right what about okay next is gonna be a real tuffy what’s harry potter’s middle name james yeah [ __ ] all right what’s ron weasley’s name bilius um what’s hagrid’s middle name i don’t think he’s got one big boy there’s an entrance out back yeah an

Inch wait till you see the boy there’s this proper lad out here yeah yeah what’s neville’s thought called trevor when we get back to the alley though oh what’s this this was box sorry me oh you’re such a loot goblin i am every game you play you’re the biggest

Luke what are you doing to him boba don’t talk to me or my son ever again that’s what he should be saying he’s huge you think he’s an iron golem he’s annoying girl and reduction right he’s my dad where did larry and snape meet uh in a playground what

Let’s discuss what oh my god oh okay okay okay i need to pick up my school supplies how many chapters are in the fourth book i have no [ __ ] idea got him how do you introduce hope i’m rubens hagrid keeper of the keys blah blah blah um he’s right behind us

You have to do in order to open his tap that brick there okay are you kissing him go to gringotts and get some of my muggle money exchange thanks for the help hagrid so we got a tap oh a brick which brick well we’ve all got to speak to him

Well you got to get a wand first oh i found the brick it’s this one here tap that brick tap it oh my god oh my god oh that’s amazing is it made by All in minecraft yep wait this is minecraft yeah that was vintage story oh my god okay oh god just go in the opposite direction to wraps and you might actually find something you can have i’m going straight to the pet store i’m gonna go straight to the green goods

And get my my cash because then i can buy stuff oh true we’ll probably get some pocket money Then get our pocket money turned into wizard gold all right fine i’m on my way right after i hit this chest duncan tell us the exchange rate if you’re such a harry potter someone got this chest yeah and i’ve just gotta like negotiate at the time i think okay okay

Look at these little people these are goblins those aren’t goblins we’re goblins you’re a huge goblin yeah i’m the queen i need money for my school supplies okay 250 gallons that’s a lot right this is what i look like at my desk at home just this small man at this [ __ ] huge desk

Shout out from up there look at him is this your stream set up yes it’s just so big listen we do what we can with what we my god right let’s get we can go and buy stuff oh don’t we have to actually go into the vault

No we just changed our money it’s illegal you’re not meant to go there i’m breaking and entering breaking in this looks like um school ones and [ __ ] this looks like that first part of sky over there let’s do it we haven’t even got our ones yet we do

Have we do have side quests to find like quidditches and what oh snitches and oh my god we’re we’re going to try and rob gringotts when we’re like 11 years old we can punch at least right can punch what’s up dumbledore yeah it’s quite dark i need torches

Oh we need wands actually don’t we too of course we do we get a few things for the targets yeah okay we’ll steal from gringotts later all right we can come back here when we’re powerful at least at least we know they’re not going to stop us if we come down here

Should they could they they don’t need us we’re just going to die could like someone in diagonally get given their first one like you ready for school young last let’s get you your one she picks up her one and she’s like i’ve had cadaver oh my god

I watch this on youtube oh my gosh i probably wouldn’t do anything no you need to like be pretty powerful for it to work it just sucks out of like a life force oh my god there’s an l there’s owls here’s all of that yeah i better get a cool one i want

Unicorn hair in it or i’m doing a soft reset what that’s so cruel to unicorns no you just play [ __ ] get out of here no nice money thanks idiot i took it idiot oliver give me my wand at the same time all right here we go no search the one shop and find

The ones olivander to set aside you’re a wand you’re a one terry what are you are you a wand no it’s been looted already by rev’s [Laughter] what are you actually picking up ramps i found a wizard collectible card and stuff you know oh yeah there’s collectible cards

Here they want boxes every other one there’s a core powerful magic substance okay what am i getting oh my gosh you really have to go right up to the wand boxes i want of rowan’s soft and pliable with a phoenix tail feather core you’ve got a rowan one i do which is

Yeah look at this painting henry viii is wobbling i got the one for my dvd character that’s [ __ ] great oh my god they’ve got animated paintings that’s cool all right now i can and dracula’s drinking flesh and sweat and swish and swick perfect i’m i’m a dumb wizard [Laughter]

All right here are the one boxes blah blah blah what did i get 15 inches birch with unicorn hair okay that’s cool they say about one sizes that’s a long one duncan your wand is like longer than a foot long [ __ ] enormous i got a monster monster wand

Oh my god i’ve got a hazel reasonably springy with a core of vela hair oh i’ve got the sexy lady hair and got the velar hair one hella i’m down with that what the hell he doesn’t even make them that’s that’s unrealistic i’m special please i’m the mary sue of displacer

Oh my god right double click to wave my want very nice i made purple stuff where’s my last imagine that you this guy’s just stood at his office counter i just picked up a quest did you guys get that quest delivery yeah there’s a guy in this book shop that wants me to

Deliver a letter to hogsmeade oh my gosh i can’t find my last one where is it oh where did you find two at peg try to hide hide the fact that she’s been drinking in the street flourishing block let’s go and buy our books uh enter conversation

F okay i just finished speaking to him i need to purchase my books okay i need fantastic beasts sure you gotta buy them one by one yeah what kind of wand did you get um it’s it got a handle oh my god you didn’t even did you not read the [ __ ] quest text

Very advanced potion mega door you can have a look at it no you need to tell us what the core was and everything oh my god oh my god what kind of we’re buying everything those look the same maybe they just want us to have all the books

Ahead of time the ones look the same it’s like not until six years that doesn’t mean anything don’t compare your want to mind get out of here i bought some books Since he didn’t [ __ ] read this one i’m gonna say he’s got a micro wand you got a tiny one look at it two and a half inches what the [ __ ] very floppy it’s very sturdy actually they call me they call my one captain hook god pet does magic with a [ __ ] rope

The wood is rubber tree the wood is rubber tree look at him making this by fantastic beasts [ __ ] off trash hello get me robes robes please house rope wait we haven’t been sorted yet how do you buy it i don’t know it’s magic you can um i think you can choose one

Accessory as well oh [Laughter] yeah but i want the the scarf actually i want both do i have to buy trousers with belt those trousers this lady called mummy milkens yeah yes mommy milken mommy milkers i’ve always put all my cash yeah man skill surprises expensive man yeah all right

Equip the robes okay equip equip okay equip nice looking fly dunk how do i look looking pretty fly looking pretty flat oh yeah look at me do you have nice nice hey dunk you like my new outfit where are you what the [ __ ] where did you find that i

Just i just bought it like a blue suit oh because raps has been looting everything so he’s got a lot of oh yeah you’ve got loads of money oh you can buy your books cheap here to get the what a discount lol a second-hand bookshop we can’t go in the basement we need

Oklahoma or something like that what are you talking about oklahoma what can be unlocked with the charming club or hamora oh my god i’m cringing what you got quest guys just wants to be just the daddiest dad of all time sometimes what do you mean it’s oklahoma right

Okay l m a o clock did you even spell it correctly okay l hey ho moe hey [Laughter] what a wonderful phrase yo muggles check this [ __ ] out she’s like what the [ __ ] bro check that [ __ ] out that’s not the magic wand she’s shaking her head at your 2.5 adventure

She’s squinting her eyes call that a wand this is a wand all right do you guys go in the king’s cross yeah i’m in king’s cross okay all right find your way to platform nine and three quarters platformer my own platform nine it’s gotta be here next this year

Yeah yeah it’s gotta be here look oh this guy ah where’s the platform i found you’re being funny do ya there’s no such platform even though i get asked every week there’s obviously next to old can you tell me how to kill the player is just got [ __ ] look at his red

Around his eyes he’s switching harry 500 days you think harry showed up and was like [ __ ] i didn’t know wizards were ginger i mean i’m a wizard there’s a quest here i think it’s neville There’s a neville quest here you can tell because he’s got does he is he missing his toad yeah yes he’ll give you a hundred gold for his [ __ ] oh my god we found trevor yet is it is it around here somewhere trevor here toady toady toady have you straighter toad this is further

Down the platform maybe toady toe i’m looking for a toad i’ve seen what it’s the other side of the train all right oh [ __ ] i did the jumping puzzle and i [ __ ] it sir have you seen the sword i’ve heard one crooked noise is coming from the top of the train

Oh is it on top of the effing train that’s what he said a jumpy puzzle right here what oh an idiot there’s a jumpy puzzle yeah i’m a gamer every chest i find did everyone complete it yeah nice we had to find an empty compartment oh

Look who i [ __ ] phoned lad is it my husband is it my husband what oh my god y’all got room for one more in here oh my god the hell this one i’m going to the cool one hell yeah that [ __ ] cool guys where’s the actual cool gang

Look at the pain in his eyes [Laughter] i don’t know where he is i caught fine hello yo i found the real cool gang what i want the real cool gang is it this i’ve got the real cool gang oh yeah and this is the actual cool gang because

Slytherins are accepting all right unlike [ __ ] harry potter and the [ __ ] just white gang let’s be honest but you’re racist it’s honestly how are you guys doing yeah [ __ ] harry potter high five i found luna and ginny that’s it here’s my compartment oh my god is so cute oh my god what the

[ __ ] is this look you can just vandalize the sound oh my god oh my god she’s reading hardcore it’s upside down as well as this canon for luna yeah true she’s just nice attention i think it just means like you’ve got to go into one that’s empty oh all right no that hasn’t

Worked it hasn’t worked speak to the conductor oh wait have you guys spoke to the community oh we haven’t even started a question i thought it was shared i thought it was shared like the guys one you know all right let’s go gang hooray is the lore still that i am still

A rat yes i’m an animagus oh my god oh this is a side this is like a spin-off series in the next series we’ll jump through that pumpkin teleporter that we made yeah this is a spin-off i like that there’s real magic in in harry potter and it’s gonna be a

Pumpkin teleporter again what’s your magic in that mud pack as well oh my gosh oh my god this vandalized first [ __ ] night all right in the wizards world and then day in the in the normal world why is it so dark this guy’s got the biggest [ __ ] mouth hello

Why are you just shaming everyone that you meet nice scar hagrid yeah yeah speak to hagrid well whatever you [ __ ] oh you’re such a gordon you piece of [ __ ] wait i plan on running the the [ __ ] scams yes empty everything’s empty already how do you find stuff so quickly

It’s just all you care about i literally only care about what