ItsFunneh – HELLO NEIGHBOR – KILLING THE CREEPY NEIGHBOR! (Minecraft Roleplay)

Wait where are we oh yeah Oh in this basement he’s gonna come down here and kill us with a shiv or a knife or put your night when tied up I’m gonna I’m gonna chew this and get us out of here go don’t you don’t know that ropes been

Well he’s gonna come down here and chop us up and then we’ll never get to go home again that’s true I’m gonna chew on it too oh I think I just ripped my lip Oh continue to donald’s not to victory wait do you have a knife or something in

Your pocket no gold he took everything from my inventory come on gold not on the rope you could do this they’re free let’s jump gold okay can you please untie me now sure but my mouth kind of hurts because they’re often Thank You gold okay now let’s go back where are we

Anyways this is your new home enjoy and then it says free food which is cool is he trapping us under you we can’t live under here we can’t eat that is he crazy maybe you can eat coal did you ever try it before no I would never

Was this stay here forever or come to the surface and die there’s only cheese and rats wait are we under his pool we are under his pool gold should we swim out you’re right what am i nervous huh he’s gonna kill us if we get out there I’m gonna

Die I don’t to swim to the top and then took get my head chopped off exactly what do we do what do we do we can’t stay down here forever and he has our cell phones you know we just have to risk it that’s right we can’t even call for help

Okay you go up first if I see a head or something I’ll tell you and then we go back down okay no gold we have to do this together he can’t fight two of us right it’s true okay so let’s go let’s go come on ice

Shh let’s see if we could find him tippy-toe tippy-toe how many months have we lived down there or days I think months am i exaggerating but I’m kind of glad that ice melted or else we would have been stuck down there that’s true Shh quiet I hear something coming from

His washroom again Shh come take a look okay he’s always on that toilet doop de doop too nosey girls are dead oh now they’re underground with the undead he’s pumping and rapid he thinks we’re dead fun to know you’re nosey you think if we

Get out of here he won’t kill us or he won’t come down there look I think we should escape he said he bonked us on the head so this time if we’re still awake he might chop off our head well does a good Rheingold let’s just get out

Of here Shh as long as he’s not looking come on let’s just jump over the crates your house our house doors are still open hopefully that creepy bears not there Paula who I remember Paula watch out for the traps hurry don’t step on the chaps and let’s head back to our

House he thinks we’re dead that’s fine wait is that a sign good I don’t know why were rhyming so much but prepare for war your neighbor neighbor wait he thought we were dead why would he put a sign there did he know we were gonna escape I think he does know we’re gonna

Escape so shut the door where I think he knows we’re gonna escape so we have to prepare this with all the best booby traps so he can’t get it I think this is a game to him funny I think he’s a little mental now yep you know what this means Gould

What this means war okay let’s set up stuff hurry we gotta go find stuff to set up okay Gold I have all of the supplies to barricade the house same here let’s start we gotta make sure we barricade everything he’s really smart we need to cover the windows first because that’s

Where he’ll crawl in first cover this up covering this one and this one we could cover all these doors up and then you can’t break it right cold army smart yes yes we are totally smart he’s never gonna get in if we barricade everything and these windows are not barricaded and

This main window right here the one that he always looks at cuz he’s so creepy and I got our dresser from my room uh-huh I should block this door because what if he knocks it down it’s remember or something look it up lock it up block back there and we’ll cover these windows

He yep so he can’t peek through perfect I think we’re safe until tomorrow that’s when we’re leaving right mm-hmm one more night here just one night you want to sleep in my room tonight actually gold we’ll just make it another say what if he kills me in my sleep oh oh I forgot

To lock the door why did you go walk in her door in the back I totally forgot to lock it I went outside a while ago oh you barricaded yep and just want you to something nice lock it just in case this house here I’m pretty secure he is

Not getting in anytime soon now we just sleep tonight and wait for tomorrow and then we should be able to escape and never come back to this place again yep this is the last time I’m ever taking a vacation gold I’m Way too scared now

Yeah I don’t think I’m gonna go on a vacation for a while Golde golde wake up huh what I can’t sleep I keep hearing tapping noises and I think it’s coming from outside of the house I think you’re hearing stop sleeping Gold hair annoyed I’m not paranoid okay then let’s go check it out okay where is he hiding this neighbor here hey neighbor this

Time you’ll die for real bang is that a gun I don’t think he can go anywhere but you know what this means we have to call the cops but I don’t have my phone he took it we didn’t use this telephone hurry dial we got a call nine one it’s not

Working I think you should shut off some of the power no I I’m sorry I should have underestimated I thought he was normal I should have listened to you he’s a psycho I told you as a psycho how does it feel to have no one check the

Closet gold I think there’s some extra torches in there we could light some of these dim areas up darkness darkness it’s okay just keep an eye out bold you might want to go find a weapon oh my gosh hey can you hear me of course we

Can okay you know what what do you want do you want I’m going to kill you what do you want do you want money just leave us alone yeah do you want money do you want rainbows do you want cookies you’re hungry oh thanks gold yeah what do you want

Neighbor tell us and leave us alone I need to add more deaths to my collection and you’re it smile it’s all just a psychopath if you come in here neighbor I swear to you I’m gonna bang this on your head so hard and then Cole’s gonna kick you yeah

And then we’re gonna report you to the car I’m going to get into this house promise you don’t mean cold gold still has her secondary backup phone and she’s dialing for 911 right now cook yep yeah I’m dialing 911 now sure Gold I think he knows your brother

SIA in side yeah actually no no wait I thought one thing did you bear kids upstairs windows oh oh no Greg he’s gonna kill us what do we do I think we have to I don’t know Gold we just have to protect ourselves come on let’s just hide in this room for

Now Gold um if we don’t live through this you were one of my best friends and I appreciate you very much if I think about everything where are you just gone Chuck beloved ankles what is she doing you know I know I know this is the death

Of me ow my spleen funny calm down my cousin shot my ah oh he knew shoot a sec why aren’t you shooting us yeah it’s just dramatic he’s dramatic I’ll just be leaving now mr. neighbor then you want exactly you didn’t kill us so what are you gonna do stop

You’re annoying him funny good job eat this gingerbread house you dusty yes dirty why don’t we eat that it looks like you built it in your washroom on your toilet it looks oh it smells gross ooh eat it or die you did or die um while measuring the weights in this situation

I would rather eat this than die preferably so all we need to do is eat this I made it with hard work with my fingers yeah his fingers are never clean all right Goldie sit down and eat the gingerbread house and we don’t die right that’s a deal

Don’t point the gun has a gun at us dude come on we’re gonna eat it okay I can’t taste anything I thought we were gonna die but I guess we’re alive again I think we are dead Gold we’re in the ghost is now we’re part of the ghosts

I’m a ghost now oh no uh-huh here let me try slapping you dude ow that hurt I’m gonna slap you both ghost funny no that’s good that’s good it means we’re not ghosts Gold oh then where are we I can’t see any I guess he just buried us and I didn’t think he’d

Think we be alive there’s a coffin right here so he probably thought we were dead for good how do we get out gold I have to tell you if we get out we have to kill him okay no I’ve never killed anybody before I can’t kill him

What makes you think hey i just opened something oh I see the light secret door okay so how are we gonna kill him he’s super strong he has a gun can we just push him off I don’t think he’ll let us escape if he sees us running around in fear he’ll definitely

Want to kill us Gold it’s okay unless you want to be killed it’s either we you’re right that’s right we kill him or he kills us how about you distract him and then uh what are you gonna push him you gonna push him really high how about

You distract him and you make him climb on the roof okay good plan and then I jump out Noah and I push him off got it oh right the surface okay got to be extra quiet remember he’s probably still awake or he’s on the toilet haha he killed a lot of people in

Here it’s still his living room I don’t know how he changes it so much come on ghouls I hear oh cool a song from the basement thank you hold on maybe he thinks he saw a ghost cool he just came from the basement did you know that’s a secret passage I

Didn’t know he was just one I don’t care about the Jews anymore whoa what is down here Gold look oh no I think this is his creepy basement where he kills people gold I think we found it yep and I’m not happy and I wish I didn’t see this this

Is a secret room what is this some kind of cult and this looks like an egg actually do you see these mannequins wait gold I have a conspiracy what you know all these mannequins we see plastered with white what happens if the real dead people and he’s gonna make us

Until dead mannequins I don’t want this can we find anything to protect ourselves in here some kind of tools weapons okay what’s justice man shuffle around and look why is that even Lobster here lobster this guy’s way messed up he’s so messed up there’s nothing there’s a knife right here I’ll grab the

Knife I grabbed the knife goal did you find a weapon yes right here my knifes a little dull though Gold it’s better than nothing it’s better than punching him with your hat bare hands that’s true wait before this is just to show how insane is two plus

Two equals fish and he has fish right here he’s just so strange come on let’s just go all right gold if anything happens I’ll push you in front as my shield I’m joking it’s time okay you scream manikins he’s just eating by himself okay you say something and I run up or

I’ll say something and you ride yoohoo mister neighbor I see you look ugly as ever replica coats how are you I have a line prepared to die you will be the most precious mannequins run Google’s above it I’m riding a runny you deserve good wine what Runkles up to the tallest tower

Right here goal just talk to him pretend to talk boo we’re ghosts and we came back to kill you and haunt you my precious manikin I’ll fix you die David that’s right hey colds are you okay I’m fine I think my legs just a little broken but we didn’t we killed him

Ha our nightmares are over it kinda sucks that he missed this trampoline though I mean we did footed him down I guess it’s not a very good trampoline er yeah I fell off that travel is your leg okay by the way I think I need help I’m probably gonna be limping all the

Way home yeah come on gold we need to get you to the nearest hospital let’s go let’s just take the car back and let’s go