itsJanke – Parrot’s FULL Lifesteal SMP Story…

Parrot with now over 750 000 subscribers is known to be one of the best in the lifesteal smp from the insane traps and high iq attack strategies parrot has proven time and time again that he is the smartest player in the smp this is the story of parrot and some of the

Smartest things he’s done in the lifesteal smp lifesteal season 1 july 15 2021 parrott had joined a new minecraft server called the lifesteal smp if you don’t know what the life steal smp is it’s basically where if you kill someone you gain a heart and they lose one although a

Couple weeks after the server came out many of the players suspected the owner of the server maypick was using admin commands at this point parrot made it his mission to find as many exploits as possible to ruin the smp a friend of parrot named yeah jaron was grinding xp

To get overpowered gear when something strange happened jaron accidentally threw an ender pearl which resulted in him dying but he was still in the end where he stood before this seemed to be a glitch that would have no effect on the server until jiren began losing hearts wait a minute i’m losing hearts

Wait what i just lost two hearts this was very strange since in the code you’re only supposed to lose hearts when dying to another player but this made parrot curious on why this is happening he decided to look in the code okay so here’s the code here’s the code

On death of a player if attacker is a player set underscore attacker held to attackers max health there’s nothing written in here saying what’s gonna happen when you get down to zero him and his team were wondering what would actually happen if you got to zero hearts what was stated at the beginning

Of the server was that you would be bans but after looking in the code there was a chance that you could be invincible in this case jiren volunteered to lose all of his hearts and be the test subjects i die this will be the last hair of me and it’s a heart farm

Wait oh knowing this parrot’s team was able to kill jiren over and over again and basically gain unlimited hearts parrot’s team would then go over to their enemy base called the jolly ranchers and they would get ready for the war that was ahead of them bro what is happening okay you didn’t see

Run run run run run no no no don’t let them water don’t let them water oh no no no He’s going to notch apple he’s going to notch apple he’s running he’s running he’s running he’s running out the other side do not let him get to the water do not let him get to the water So bad right now what where’d he go was that a pearl yeah that was a pearl though after the battle had ended not only did the hearts of all players reset but one thing was concluded may pick the owner of the server was in fact using admin commands in minecraft there are

These things called ender pearl stasis chambers which allow you to teleport to any location of the server if a player pushes down on the trap door although throughout the battle maypic continued to combat log and when you combat log on the server the ender pearl will actually

Despawn this means that there was no way maypick was using an ender pearl stasis chamber and he had to be abusing admin commands whether that be teleportation to get out of a fight or maybe one secret one that we don’t know about after this the jolly ranchers were

Pressuring parrot’s team to come and fight them they fueled up with armor gapples and anything else they would need and then the battle commenced i’m right here i’m right here i’m literally right watch out watch out watch out for his poison i think we should repot we should reply

Okay okay come over to me come over to me okay i’m actually kind of clapping jpegs he he tried in the doubt drink jpeg is slow jpeg is slow yeah maybe give me a pick he’s heading back to the base he’s heading back to base i hit him

I hit him with poison i hit him with poison has finally done it and they killed maypeck but believe it or not his reign of terror was not quite over uh you guys pull everyone else dude who is it you know they’re flying too one of the members of the jolly ranchers

Has gone into creative mode and blown up their base but then all of a sudden there was a countdown in chat and they all knew what it was for the end of lifesteal smp season one was upon them lifesteal season two with the beginning of the new season of lifesteal para knew

He was gonna have to pull off something crazy this time since he was the organizer of this server he tried to improve the plug-in and also add new members including clown pierce i i if pvp was he appeared out of nowhere dude the first change is that if you die you

Always lose a heart no matter if you get killed by another player or you die naturally and also hearts are now craftable in this smp the first 24 hours of the server are a grace period which means that nobody could attack each other they tried to recruit members like

Rickrap 2 to their team and share farms to get tons and tons resources so uh of technically vortex spoken i aren’t allianced but what i think what if we if we alliance and then tackle different farms it’s going to be huge and share resources but then despite parrot losing

Multiple hearts due to a vindicator he got to work General this is the sickest thing i think i’ve ever seen oh my gosh then parrot and his teammate vortex heard about two new players who joined the smp and didn’t have much loot due to this parrot could easily kill them and get multiple free hearts which

Could make up for the ones that he lost to the vindicator but there was one man in the call who would take these hearts for himself and let’s just say vortex dragon was not happy this server also allows you to withdraw hearts and give them to other players since vortex was

On parrot’s team he and the other members would give up over 10 hearts to vortex all right i don’t know hold on hold on stop what are you guys doing he’s going in i literally can’t see oh he has golden apples do you not have golden apples he gapped

Again oh my god oh no we’re not going to talk about that what what at this point parrot and his team realized they had no chance of beating clown pierce so they decided to back off but clown actually associated himself with two other players named prince zam

And leo wook these players were nowhere near as geared up as clown and were practically easy targets i’m getting prince sam i’m getting princess i’m kidding i hit him i hit him his combat timer is reset combat timer is reset hit him again hit him again take him leo works here leo

While this may have seemed like a good idea at first it would come back to bite them when clown heard of this battle he was furious and he was determined to find and kill parrot’s team oh my gosh dude Yes parrot was now determined to get back everything he lost so he and a fellow member of his team had started a delivery business called imicon which would deliver very good items for absurd prices one of his first sales was to clown pierce with three ancient debris per piece of fully enchanted netherrite

Armor and let’s just say this would make parrots nation a lot richer oh my okay give me that spoke all right you very much appreciate if you left us a five-star review due to hours yeah due to our incredibly fast delivery shortly after doing multiple more business deals

For netherright parrot would notice that one of his teammates named wreck rap has been trapped by clown peers not only that but clown pierce has taken his entire god set of armor they eventually agreed on three hearts for all of rek rap’s armor back but parrot had a plan

To scam clown beers all right okay here’s one there’s two it’s three is that good enough for you right yes all right throw your choker Smoke pool Oh my gosh we scared him we got him we got him in this server firework stars looked just like hearts which made it very easy to scam clown peers and that’s exactly what they did here by the next episode parrot had one new goal in his mind clown pierce had not

Died once on the server and was sitting at around 17 hearts therefore parrot and his team would need to think of a smart way to kill clown and what way is better than blowing him up with tnt so they began building a creeper farm since this

Was the best place to get the most gunpowder in the game eventually parrot was able to obtain over 2 000 tnt in which he placed it near the spawn what they’re trying to do is create a meeting with clowns nation to negotiate peace therefore they would

All take off their armor and blow up spawn and hopefully kill clown pierce take off your armor you gotta stop i thought i was at the sitting tree are we taking off for armor guys killing all right take off your armor please pick up your armor don’t kill okay it’s better

Get behind me get behind me all right all right now we can see now we can see now we can ride the all right so first off first order of business uh next rule so yeah griefing and stuff on bases um that’s just something that we don’t want

To have final world final rule um clown pierce has to give me one heart one thing can i say one more thing oh my god i just always want to say hockey’s on top baby Unfortunately this battle would leave parrots nation in scrambles they were running out of ideas and motivation to kill their enemies and while they were getting weaker clown and his nation were getting stronger luckily parrot had a team member who knew the coordinates of one of clown’s bases this would give

Them the opportunity to get some loot wait block off the beach any beams oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bro you’re right oh subs is on subs is on okay oh spawn came to the portal guys i’ll be traffic let’s go obviously oh he’s coming he’s coming back what portal

He doesn’t know how to target one person bro don’t get crit out do not get crit out after subs left parrot and his team would steal their beacons and head back to their base although perry would question his involvement with the pogies nation that’s his team name by the way

He questioned how it was benefiting him and how much better off he would be just alone parrot then decided to sell the coordinates to the poggis nation to the members of clown’s team out of this he would get max netherrite gear as well as one heart but what would happen next

Would turn everyone against him pair would not only have his old nation against him for selling their coordinates but now also clown’s nation they exclaimed that they didn’t pay for a broken down base and therefore they began hunting them parrot was now on the run little did everyone know while parrot

Was being hunted he was working on a new trap for clown pierce near the spawn there is an underpass that all players know about and walk on nearly every day maybe he could build a bottomless pit under the bridge and also destroy the bedrock under it as well he would first

Need a lot of tnt and luckily he already had a bunch of it from the past which he could use after gaining about 300 tnt or so he headed over to spawn and began mining yes after many tweaks with the redstone as well as the walls the trap was complete

Now it would take a couple days until the life skill smp’s first month anniversary this is when the trap would take place maybe staying near the uh like like a tunnel or like near mob just watching oh yeah yeah just i’ll just i’ll just go to this hill okay here

Pogba where are you it’s a But then when the time was right spoke messed up he hit the lever too early and parrott had to run back and fix the trap time was running out and he needed to fix it very quickly right do your skeleton horses bro oh my gosh wait where are you guys where are you

Guys who’s going all right all right we have a wreck there are no mobs to hit um Somehow parrot was able to fix the trap in time and now it was time for initiation i’ll be convenient real quick that would be pretty funny this tunnel is ugly though it’s so roady Oh my god so parrot had failed to kill clown pierce once again but his hope was not completely lost after the bottomless pit trap shown previously parrot had mined about 30 000 block area completely underground and he had an idea for his next trap but this trap would take more

Resources than he’s used for any of the others so he decided to use this underground area to fill it with farms and make a completely underground automated base parrot would continue building every farm he needed until he would have all the materials to craft a cake which i

Know sounds weird enough but that’s what he needs for this trap and once all the necessary farms were complete it was time for the trap you see when spawning in a bunch of cakes all at once it causes your game to lag like crazy to a point where you’re getting around one

Frame per second this makes it nearly impossible for people even like clown peers to fight back but how would they stop the lag for themselves well after remembering an old plugin the answer was simple what i actually just found processing items it comes from your game

That’s why it gets so laggy no matter the texture basically all right vortex just listen up what if we could get unstackable items to stack that’s only on our client there is a fabric mod or a fabric plug-in whatever you call it it’s client-side the only thing it does is

That it makes it so that it’s stackable so what if we did the same thing with cakes where if you drop out a stack they stack on the ground just like dirt wood or any other block i bet you could parrot also realized that in order to

Get this trap to work he would need to get over 12 000 cakes originally he was going to get all of these by hand with all of his automatic farms although he found out quickly that that was not a good idea and he was running out of time

His next best way to get all this stuff is using villagers and then after a little bit more grinding and getting more resources the entire map was ready parrot and his team began building it under the mlb headquarters where the fight was take place and after almost

Getting spotted a couple of times it was go time alright boys you ready for this i got the telescope i got the telescope i’m ready get the put the lever on the iron block okay levers on the iron block we’ve all led up to this moment this is about to be the craziest

Bite of our lives you ready gentlemen do it all right you know what after this we’re going to throw a huge cake party all right let’s go do we want to pull He’s running he’s running he’s running go go go even though parrot and his team kept attacking clown peers he knew that there was no way they were gonna be able to kill him there was only about one and a half minutes left until all of his

Teammates are back and the cakes are all burnt which means that they would all be able to fight back not only that the clown pierce has tons of spare armor and other resources in his ender chest which he can just get out at any time therefore the battle was pretty much over

Even though clown pierce had won the recent battle he decided to step down he knew that the hatred on the server was all because of him and that the other members of the server would not stop until he was dead so he and parrot would step side by side in the execution

Chamber and say their last words okay who wants to be the one to say like get on the platform mr clown pierce i just want to tell you it has been a long time i just did not expect such a thing to go on for so long we’ve had

Base rating teammate killing so with this moment i think it’s time to start a new era on the server The heck wait what so the execution chamber had failed with spoke being actually at the bottom of it and trying to kill both of them and despite the next couple episodes being puzzled with his friends around the server we really didn’t have a clear answer to who won this war on the parrot

Channel however we do have a finale video on the clown pierce channel where spoke one of parrot’s teammates destroys the mlb headquarters and spawns in hundreds of withers although clown pierce was actually able to come out on top ultimately winning lifesteal smp season 2. if you guys did go on to enjoy

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