All right here we go let’s just try to do a bit better i can’t respond here we go okay this is our starting location in a swamp now let’s try to uh get our game face on here just ourselves off lick our wounds and portals are glitchy yes okay well Luckily n portals are not a part of this game there’s strict vanilla uhc good old-fashioned free-for-all action that means i can’t ruin the game for anyone else either okay so it sounds like the gentleman’s rule will not apply this time around so it’ll be a strictly case-by-case basis So we need to avoid people whenever possible digging down to get stone guys gotta think just gotta stop thinking about the last game all right we need to make wood pick no wood axes because that’s not even worth it uh just get stoned as soon as possible Make some more sticks for the future okay all right now let’s just go up there and collect some wood quickly and i think we should scout the surface in search of caves it’s a very small map this time around only 600 by 600 and there are that many people 11 it looks like So uh yeah safety is just in case we need the emergency food at any point i don’t know what the likelihood of that is and is that an apple it is awesome so we got that right away which is super lucky and pretty cool pretty cool got some chickens here as well So let’s go ahead and butcher these guys for the meats and their feathers okay so this is a decent start one nice thing about normal uhc you know exactly what to do because you’ve seen it a thousand times it doesn’t feel like it would be as exciting to watch though after you’ve Seen it so many times but to play i at least feel comfortable in what i’m doing pvp is the only like random elements that i’m not used to i think that shows there was no excuse for last game i mean i was doing so great up until cave okay who’s that We got a person in our sights that’s our old teammate i think i think that’s zhong okay you know what i’m not gonna rush him not after he tolerated us last time i i was really thinking about it though this is a less serious game so i took The time to trash talk yes uh just trying to have a bit of fun with it he is angry you know you know he’s angry because he’s using all caps and saying that he’s angry oh is that is that mr [ __ ] cow he’s the one who specifically said he’s Going to kill anyone he sees even on the first day no that’s uh no one at all okay okay i feel like i need to go ahead and make some food before this kills me he’s flashing the peace sign at me but i’m not too trustworthy of people Everywhere i go there’s someone someone there waiting keep our eyes behind us in case he tries to follow us i’m going to go ahead and make some mushroom stew because i’m going to starve to death if i don’t i don’t want to stop long enough to cook anything right now though Uh i wish i could click quicker but i can’t okay i’d like to find some more mobs though before we dig down some cows some chickens either of those things would be welcome oh there’s a cow and a sheep tree tree sheep they’re both one of the same they become One entity it’s very sin experience awesome bit of leather that’s good which i’ve learned not to make into armor even whenever it seems like yeah no matter what just don’t make it into armor so it’s good to know okay um hmm more cows down there and some exposed Coal that seems like a good place to uh dig while the sun’s setting yeah kiwi is probably pretty stressed right now oh i didn’t know about that part of it oh wait no he he means the he means the damage okay i was like i didn’t know that was going on yeah he’s You know he’s been hosting these matches and uh i imagine it’s a lot of hassle the uh there were two matches today uh i was playing in the second one but yeah there was another uh end of sanity he called it another match that was end themed That was stupid of me okay another n themed match before that was earlier in the day and uh apparently they were having a lot of issues during that one with the end portals and whatnot and uh he you know i imagine it’s always kind of a hassle to deal with Everyone whenever that’s going on i could imagine but you know he he works pretty hard to make it work for everyone so i’m definitely definitely think he’s a pretty good host okay this is good we can get our stuff cooked up let’s i hope this doesn’t draw too much Attention probably looks a little out of place but hopefully people won’t pay too much heed and we can go ahead and get our stuff cooked up oh yep two people are very low right now that’s a shame but that’s also how we win by by allowing other people To take damage before we do because we can’t kill them ourselves i think i’m starting to get slightly more into it maybe just hoping we’d run into some there we go oh some pvp action coming up yeah maybe does strong even know what’s going on he doesn’t have to it’s You can kill a few months um right and i’m gonna go ahead and make up some stuff okay oh spider death i’m just gonna continue to staircase down i think we’re hearing surface mobs and not cave mobs yet it’s hard to say double death oh oh man costanza boy He does he knows his pvp [ __ ] cow man what a character all right oh more iron still have not heard any cave noises though or lava noises or water noises or anything it’s not been very fruitful any second we should hear a cave hopefully come on anything lava anything guess not hmm Oh i hear lava i heard it for a second okay let’s dig back up to the lava level okay sounds like it’s to the right maybe oh yeah we’re getting warmer warmer is it slava kiwi sauce burned himself to death or someone else did or something I’m going to go upstairs before we dig much further into this lava noise and bring our furnaces closer to us so we can access them quicker so maybe block off the way behind us as well so people will be less likely to sneak up on us And or steal our stuff so back to cooking up iron and whatnot um yeah stick that in there continue to mine towards that lava and oh well there’s something the lava should be pretty nearby is it underneath the diamond no it isn’t well uh it’s my first time getting Diamond in a free-for-all so sexy i think so anyways could be mistaken could maybe make a bucket spiders where’s all this lava man there’s sounds like there’s a ton of it somewhere and we’re like right at lava level so it can’t be i wouldn’t think it’s above us or below us But whatever we’ll just grab this for the time being okay four diamonds that leaves us shy of an enchanting table uh we should go ahead and keep it honest for at least for a bit until we go up to the surface again i think just in hopes of possibly getting more That’s seriously like sounds really really close how are we on iron we can go and make some pants and i think i’m gonna go ahead and do that okay now is that like right above us maybe i wouldn’t think it is there’s some iron up there but we gotta Approach that cautiously with all the lava sounds and what not going to put that higher up okay seriously that sounds so close right now there’s definitely a nearby cave and definitely some nearby lava but i i don’t know i’m like really really bad at following sounds in this game apparently Yeah it definitely sounds very close to right here oh how did i not notice that before okay so we were right on top of it yep that looks about right um let’s try to get to the edge hang on uh throw those in there as well Okay let’s try to get to the edge of this lava pool we might go ahead and make a bucket yeah lava pools are good for some safe exploring at low levels you see a lot of exposed uh rock a lot of chance to see ores without the danger of mobs But nothing here okay um yeah we’re gonna go ahead and make a bucket and possibly a sword it seems like a decent idea lava bucket could help us deal with mobs i’m i’m not as used to uh using them but what’s that doing oh yeah torches but it Seems to be a favorite weapon of a lot of uh sears so they probably know what they’re talking about so we’ll give it a shot yeah that guy’s definitely close is he above us possibly likely i hear some water now oh there’s some water right above us i think that’s where they are So we definitely want to do this as cautiously as possible okay hmm well if the water is right above us that means we’re not at the edge of the cave it’s better to come in from the side so let’s try to get over to where we think a wall might be Could possibly be here we don’t know for sure though it’s kind of hard to judge just based on water lock that up before any mobs pour down okay can’t get away from this water water droplets no okay but that can still happen yes i think we’re approaching the edge though Just about and then we can mine into the side of the cave and have a better position on these mobs okay but every time i think we’re getting there we’re not okay what’s your thing try to get some place where we can see what’s going on here Okay i think we think we blocked off the sources which is good okay okay i think i think we handled that nicely yes yes we did that was lucky that could have gone much worse if that creeper wasn’t there to take the shot it probably would have taken some damage but hey We didn’t so huzzah first use of a lava bucket well okay not quite but first good use of the lava bucket and it worked out pretty nicely right so we’ve got stuff and we need to put it in this real quick um what’s next on the agenda for iron I guess boots boots would be good so we should probably try to find our way to that spider definitely use it i think he was coming from over this way right my sense of direction isn’t too poor oh well okay cool that’s a thing that we need i forgot about gold Actually for for some reason i forgot that that was a part of the game yeah okay now i don’t hear him anymore see down maybe okay well that’s back towards our path let’s try to sort this mess out okay he seems to be right above us around here So we’ll try to get to him this way if i can dig properly any sounds no i’m confused as to the location of this spider oh [ __ ] um i’m lagged out aren’t i creepers fake creepers fake okay well you know what that’s safe anyways that’s safer okay i’m hearing water again so maybe That’s a good sign a lot of a lot of spiral staircases and straight staircases and random derpy passageways going on right now okay i think this is fresh lava that i’m hearing but i can’t really tell oh that’s something that’s something okay oh someone else is dead blue boy that guy He’s the bane of my existence in melee combat we’ve talked about that before yeah so all right let’s make our way over to that water again oh oh man all right i was going this way into it ah and here we are okay so this is not where the zombie and Other mobs are this is just an underground pool there’s some iron there though which is nice got some light in here i think they’re still above me so i need to go a little bit higher to get to them like to find a decent cave system I’m getting a little bit higher than i’d like to be as well we might just go ahead and head up to the surface after we get this little bit even though we don’t have a golden apple or enchanting table is that a zombie spawner if that’s a spawner then actually it Might be worth checking out let’s go a bit higher see if we can track down the source of this noise just go away water i just want to dig up and see if there’s a zombie spawner or not that looks like a yes unless that’s mine again No no i wouldn’t have placed all that wait yeah i would have yeah i would have damn it i’m confused truly [ __ ] what the bloody hell was that apparently we had a mob farm set up i was just pushing them all into that one corner that was exciting okay but now we know What the source of the noise was it was just a bunch of mobs piled into a corner oh yeah there’s also sudden death to consider gotta move quick whenever you can get these resources i don’t really care about anything that’s up there that’s too high okay 35 minutes to sudden death Okay let’s just speed cave it um more freaking water go figure that doesn’t even make any sense it’s like flowing uphill all right let’s just pour that in there for a sec uh i need to wipe my eyes ah i haven’t been blinking very much ah okay don’t hear any mobs burning or Anything let’s dig down a little bit nothing there be something across the way though what level are we at 44 not very low wait that’s a human footstep those are people walking right or is that a creeper oh my i guess that slime could be making the noises It sounded like a person walking on dirt to me but i’m not completely familiar with these new noises yeah i guess it’s the slime oh yeah i guess we could go this way that’s an option yeah it’s definitely the dirt noise but i guess other mobs could make the noise as well Yeah yeah we’ve already looked down that okay there’s nothing to this all right let’s just leave this cave system oh i thought i was going to take fall damage there i need to watch out for stuff like that okay is it just starting to become nightfall i hope that’s the sun rising But knowing my luck doesn’t seem to be moving at all right now are we stuck in perpetual twilight i just hope that is not the case insert edward cullen joke here because you know that’s original and topical all at the same time oh there’s uh someone’s house okay why Is skelly not burning skelly needs to burn skully needs to burn scully needs to burn scully’s gonna kill me skelly’s gonna kill me he’s gonna shoot me off this cliff and kill me skelly die die scully is skully dead there he is there’s our skeleton friend um yeah No slimeball damn i was really counting on that let’s look at uh what he had in this house of his kiwi i believe this is kiwi’s house oh well [ __ ] i hope he doesn’t have a bow this be a nice little battleground though wouldn’t it let’s see if he comes in closer okay He’s shifting revenge i killed myself who would i be taking revenge on shhh so you gonna shoot an arrow maybe he doesn’t have a bow either should we take that risk well he’s oh no he’s got a bill he’s got a bill let’s try i don’t know what we should try really For tall cactus though uh this is gonna be fun but i’m probably gonna die he’s he’s got an advantage and i’m not very good i just bumped the mic it’s not muted though this time so that’s good made that mistake before i couldn’t upload that uhc because of it We have them on our own oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] what is it with creepers whenever i’m in the middle of a pvp thing i’m doing something guy go away no pick it up pick it up thank you what is it with all the creepers man they’re always tracking me too all right Okay let’s try it again to kill my source no he’s not killing it for some reason how did he miss that now we run oh my god the glitchy fall damage oh i thought i was going to kill him and run away as soon as i saw burn to death i was Like good i have half a heart but we got it oh my god it is very similar yeah it is very similar to the uh uh ultra surreal number three uh that was epic he threw me up into the air with that last hit that’s freaking sweet okay That is much better ending in my opinion oh epic okay thanks for watching guys see you later Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft PvP — Ultra Hardcore Subreddit — Impromptu FFA (Host Kiwisauce, 3 Nov. 2012)’, was uploaded by IX10510IX on 2012-11-09 14:27:16. It has garnered 126 views and 7 likes. The duration of the video is 00:33:15 or 1995 seconds.
This was immediately after the USHC #6. This would probably be considered a less “serious” match, though I don’t think I generally do well enough to use such terminology in the first place.
This is Ultra-Hardcore, which means health cannot regenerate by normal means. In order to regen, you must make golden apples (or health potions, if you can somehow manage to get your hands on everything needed). Death results in permanent elimination from the match — last person (or team) standing wins.
Matches like this will continue to be advertised at http://www.reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/ . Feel free to try to join up in future UHC events; there is a wide variety of game types and additional tweaks to the core Ultra-Hardcore mod, and they’re quite frequent.