jacksepticeye – I Almost Lost EVERYTHING In Minecraft – Part 3

Top of the morning to all you minecraft aficionados and sweet salty babies welcome back to my house which i have upgraded completely i now have a floor because i’m a civilized person and i’m not an animal out there with all the mobs that are walking around i also put

In a lot of windows i was thinking about extending them all the way but i don’t know i kind of like having them look like windows and not like i’m living in a fish globe it’s called a fish tank not a fish globe um i need to get rid of this

Because i because i want to oh i want to do that yeah now i can see them coming speaking of fish are you jealous of my enclosed space while you’re out there floating around the ocean know what to do into your life um what was i saying i can’t remember i

Lost all sort of brain oh look at sam sitting on the bed you’re so cute oh sam you’re so sweet i love you forever and always and nothing will ever change that i also moved my my stuff these are over now next to the store and i put down

A lot more chests because i think i’m gonna need it uh pretty soon uh put you in i want to make some more thingy bobbies i want to make another stone pickaxe because this one feels like it’s going to run out soon i want to make i made a hoe because i’m going

To start making a farm i’m going to be a regular irishman i’m going to have a farm and i’m going to attend to my crops very well i don’t really know how to do a farm though i think it involves the hose so i’m going to have to figure that out um

And i also want to get find my way to sesame street i need some dirt we’re gonna head off and we’re gonna explore the giant mine that i found now sam you stay in there stay in there and you think about how good a boy you are

Wait i wonder if i could just do it here do i need water for my okay like i said i’ve been playing dragon quest builders too and in that you need some sort of irrigation system going on so do i need to make like like

An actual garden like a line a gap for the water to water it and then another line i don’t know but we’re gonna figure it out oh oh oh did i just flood the the tunnel oh okay put that one back down that one was holding back the torrential flood

Good god that was scary my craft is freaking terrifying oh god it’s nighttime well i don’t fear you anymore nighttime i’m a big boy now all i fear are taxes because now i can go to sleep right next to my dog Life is good what do i do with this some of the ground is changing okay all of the ground is changing that was that was a little weird there for a second guys i didn’t know what was happening i have some wheat seeds wait is all the ground going to change

Or just some of it what’s happening i don’t know if i could plant it there do i Why did some of my ground change but not all of it i’m deep down guys i’m super deep down but i can hear zombies i don’t know what i’m finding am i am i near a thing oh iron hell yeah okay you’re gonna have to go

For a second because i put that in the wrong place i always keep mixing up which one is right click and left click like how do i put stuff down how to pick it up it takes a long time to mine you i need to make an iron pickaxe

Because if i start finding diamonds and stuff i don’t think i can mine them with a stone pickaxe it’ll just break it’s a weak little brittle boy i found cows oh i i found cows and i’m also hungry those those two things are do not mix

I’m sorry cows but you’re gonna have to be sacrificed for the greater gaming gods can i bring animals back and farm them how do i get sustainable food i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry oh you’ve sweet tasty meat though i’m not trying to kid i’m not trying to upset you bessie

Minecraft’s a dog eat dog world it’s a scary place making pancakes pancakes flint and steel can i make a fire uh let’s make my boots yeah oh i’m gonna be so sexy look at those boots look at those boots look at those boots look at those boots oh hell yeah oh i

Can make the shears now I’ll make those i need those to get more wool off sheep wait do i even need more wool damn it did i just waste iron it’s a new dawn in minecraft land have you grown yet no block myself out of my own house sam help me okay sam

Daddy has to go off on a big adventure okay don’t look at me sideways like that it’s too cute i need to go off on a big adventure and explore a big dark creepy scary mine my boat is turned around i think it was over in this direction i

Think i just head straight and i hit the island i’m going down into that deep down dark deep down mine i’m gonna find some diamonds this dog deja vu i am completely lost i don’t know where that mine i found last time was never mind i found it wait this isn’t it

This is a different one are you a scarier one though ow ow ow god you suck kill him kill him kill him before he kills me i am so ill prepared for this like freaking two of them show up and almost kill me this is not good there’s

Another one with a lot of lava that’s pretty neat that was pretty dope i’m just gonna collect all this stuff though there’s some iron in here still need those iron pants and an iron pickaxe why didn’t i actually just make that first make my life a lot easier i’m hurt [Laughter]

Good god good god good god i got stuck oh god eat eat eat eat counteract the bad oh jesus ow good lord what do we do i’m on fire son of a [ __ ] Okay almost died but it’s fine that sucked i’m just blocking this off they do it oh she’s blocked off okay thank god oh this music’s nice Is this cave nice though that’s the next question son of all hi sam how are you daddy’s back and he lost all his stuff because daddy doesn’t know where he actually died so even if i could find it i i actually can’t find it i don’t know

Where anything is god i don’t have anything now this was a terrible tragedy i found it i found it but i’m gonna end up dying oh god just go just go just go yes yes oh thank god thank the maker okay can i just okay okay okay can i just okay i can

Just shift click it oh okay oh god i shouldn’t be here so deep very down because i don’t know how to get back out i’m gonna die like a clown it’s scarier than any horror game i’ve played oh god look at all that lava what what what where what happens if i

Make the water go down there that going to lead to to big brain epic time come on water start flowing hell yeah i should not be here i ran out of torches too can i just have can can you just give me diamonds or gold or something useful

Actually i’ll probably just take the iron that you have lying around i could just make more torches hell yeah okay down deeper we go i want to find all the cool stuff now this is minecraft how deep does this place go holy crap oh god oh i don’t want to be there

I mean i kind of do but i don’t have a way down there oh iron please so awesome now i can make all the iron ingots that i want yes iron leggings now i will be the strongest boy look at me all geared up and ready to

Mess with your craft made a bucket where was the lava again was it up here can i can i use this to get lava how do i how do i get it i i don’t think i can get it oh never mind got it i have to get it from the source

I don’t know what that does i don’t know what getting lava actually helps you accomplish in this game but i’m very excited about it i think i think we’re on to a winner i have nine ingots okay let’s just keep it rolling somewhere out there sam is sitting at

Home all alone waiting for his papa to come back but papa is busy being awesome down in the caves i do need food soon though i know what else i want to make i know what else i want to make to be awesome can i make it yet yes a shield

Is really badly needed and then i do this and then i do this frick yeah now i’ve got a shield and a sword i’m a mess with some skeletons now now i can block their arrows instead of taking them with their teeth oh try it try it wait did i

I deflected it there for a second Oh i’m so unstoppable now nobody’s gonna be able to take me down not even steve himself oh god oh it didn’t even see you oh you scared me try it again Try it again yeah that’s what i thought probably [ __ ] ow okay okay you win you win you’re hurt i yoke i win i strongest boy you know what i should do i should try and explore the the big giant hole that’s beneath my my base

The one that i fell into and died at the very beginning of the game also i kind of want to go back and see my dog which i feel like would be a very relatable thing in real life as well if i ever actually went somewhere oh god oh

God it’s a creeper oh god can you just explode back there Holy crap i hit him Can i actually kill him oh my god i killed him without him actually exploding i didn’t know that happened i thought he had to explode some gunpowder oh make a shotgun oh it’s a creeperism just go through the water oh they can swim i don’t know creepers could swim how can she swim

Just go just go oh god i’m gonna oh god where am i i almost ended it all by accident stop stop it back from whence you came wench okay that’s not from back from which you came oh god oh god oh god i need to get out

Of here i need to get out of here this is terrible this is terrible i don’t know where i am guys i died i died i lost everything well not yet i just need to get it back i need i need a bit more wood come on come on come on

Come on i need to get away from the creepers oh everything is terrifying and scary and i hate it ow what is that where’s the purple thing what are you i am not hanging around to find out i basically need this because i need to get a boat

Oh god i’ve made the worst decisions life is pain hi sam i had a lot of materials i see arrows in the ground that’s a good sign that probably means i was here yes yes back in business baby i’ve never died a single time in this game i almost fell down there again

Just go home just go home me just go home and suck your thumb and just never think about any of this stuff ever again oh sam wise don’t break my boat again i’m back okay i’m gonna get you out of that one position because you’re kind of just stuck there forever can i

Can i cook fish oh hell yeah i’m gonna cook so much fish um i’m gonna put away the bones the bow oak saplings i might try and plant those and see what happens um chest granite sea grass gunpowder where do i have all this stuff i can plant an oak

Planted the rest of my wheat as well i don’t think i should plant an oak tree let’s plant some here whatever i don’t know pick your poison where do you want it there that’s good put another one there trees for everybody i’m not going to be using them anytime

Soon i need more wheat though where do i get the wheat hi sam i’m also going to cook the rest of my meat take this one i have so many things okay i’m gonna keep weaponry and stuff in here uh i’ll put some sort of system in place

I’m gonna inspect this place underneath my house there’s this whole cave system this also doesn’t make any sense cause you you don’t why aren’t you flowing in oh god it started to flow in no [ __ ] okay okay okay oh that was scary mary let’s let’s do a test

Do a test of sheer will uh let’s put all my stuff in here everything except some food and some blocks [ __ ] i need my pickaxe to actually no all right unleash the torrents of water let the water flow down first oh i’m fighting the current i’m finding the

Current i’m getting sucked in okay here we go down i go oh i don’t know if i want to be here anymore i don’t i don’t i don’t i want out i want out i can’t get out I can’t see anything i didn’t bring any torches with me get out get out of it get out of it just go this is a terrible idea whose idea is this who suggested this whoever it is a [ __ ] okay we’re going in again we’re going into the big darks creepy scary

I’m going down fast oh okay this is what it looks like am i even at the bottom okay is this it this is so weird what oh my god am i just in the [ __ ] ocean where am i what is happening i want out i want out oh mr stark

Went out so badly i don’t even know where i am or how any of this is working that sucked that was so scary i couldn’t see anything that didn’t make any physical sense i just came out and all of a sudden the ocean was just right there the ocean

Doesn’t work like that it’s not a waterfall freaking minecraft really i don’t like that there’s lumps on the edge of my house let’s try and assess the situation a little better this time okay you can go all the way down there be a big brave boy okay out we go [Applause] oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] be a brave boy oh be a big brave boy did i not have my shield with me rookie mistake come on sean you idiot stuff is down there somewhere i can get it i don’t know what any of these sounds are [Applause] some of these sounds are legitimately

Terrifying this is really cool though uh except for the sounds of course they keep happening but i i love that the the water and everything is just flowing down it doesn’t fill the space it’s fascinating oh wait i didn’t put on my helmet i could have been i could have

Been killed i’m somehow in the middle of the ocean and also not i made my own little stairway all the way down to this now all the way down i’m gonna dig around in here for a while i want to find like a a super epic thing

I find like a super epic cave lots of treasure we should make my house down here wouldn’t it be awesome to have a house way deep down underground like an evil layer guys look my crops grew we got wheat chicken recipe book can i make bread i forget that bread gamers

Minecraft bread it’s the best type of bread that you can get um No i don’t actually know wait i got more seeds i think even have more seeds than the last time that means my whole farm is gonna grow now oh yeah you can frick off mr spider okay you too no i’m trying to hit him with meat

That’s not gonna work i know he’s a skeleton he doesn’t have any meat in his bones but this is not the way i just need three wheat to make bread i don’t have three wheat though i only have two my farm is not as prosperous as some other people’s

Let me get a campfire okay i don’t want to do that a leather horse armor you need to find me a horse red dye now see flowers for that how can i die my bed my dog can i dye my dog can i make you red

Wait i need to test out this theory right now it’s just a plain dog yeah red flowers okay i made four red dice check your recipe for can i no no i didn’t mean to uh look i eat i eat pork chop you eat pork chop yeah good boy

I’m so sorry okay apparently i can’t die my dog can’t sleep at night only okay how do i how do i anything i mean a smithing table what is what does that do smithing table hello extending my farm do i have a hoe on me i do not tally ho

That was a really good one all right now i don’t have any seeds for you yet but soon my wheat is going to blossom stronger than anybody and then i’m going to have a huge farm and then i’m going to get all of the bread and that’s how

We do it all right minecrafters and babies alike i’m gonna leave this episode here we didn’t make as cool of progress as i would like we did some cool stuff and some some things happened and we got a few spooky scares and almost lost all of my things

But i’m not making the progress that i would like to i i realize i’m probably too early to get diamonds and stuff but i’m gonna progress my farm at least i can make that sustainable and do more basic things rather than trying to get to later stuff already i also want to

Explore the cave down below here a little bit more so maybe people have some tips and tactics on what to do next and where to go next and what to prioritize but for now i’m going to pet my dog and be happy this is all you need

In life this is the best come on to the bed sam here we go i was going to call you silly but then i changed my mind and actually called you your name because that’s what you are [Applause] [Applause] i know