jacksepticeye – Someone Remade My Minecraft Castle

Oh hey I didn’t see their meme sirs welcome back to more memes you you know what we’re all gonna be talking about again today it’s it’s all anything to talk about now yeah I know it’s another video about Minecraft memes but it’s all anybody’s posting it’s all the thefts

For Ickworth right now so as long as you guys are still posting it that means you want that memes you wanna see it so beams what did you think of this video help us improve youtube I built a castle from my dog in Minecraft five stars please notice why life-changing

Inspiring enjoyable heartwarming camming author I wouldn’t know what you put in as the other I think I became the best pet dad ever after her after building in my castle it was mainly just to keep him inside so he wouldn’t leave and I I felt bad for keeping downstairs all the time

Which I do now anyway I keep him downstairs I built the castle for him and then I never even put a minute I thought Sam was going to die in the latest episode of Minecraft me watching her play Minecraft everytime Jack accidentally attacked Sam it’s because I

Had the freaking sore down there was another reason why I switched to the axe as well I switch to the axe is kind of like a reflex to constantly sweeping my sword across and smack his time on the face then feeling horrible about it so I’ve been grained it in myself now to

Just damage the thing I’m staring at and the axes have any sweeping attack so just bash people in the head with it but I do I feel awful for having hit my dog oh when you hear that kind of sound you’re just like no jack Briggs torch can’t see it

Jesus I thought you just took a blank picture that actually is that dark I up the brightness in the game this is when I was playing at the base brightness I think and now it’s at like the complete opposite end maybe we still need to boost it sometimes in there editing as

Well I don’t know it’s a very dark game that’s the Netherlands don’t go there which people are scary which people are very scary have you seen how tall they are you’re so freaking tall and all the dudes right bikes everywhere I’m just kidding Dutch people are actually delightful and there’s some of my

Favorite people world but this is my joke in the series it’s called the nether and now it’s the Netherlands and everything inside it is Dutch people even put an I don’t know mind this one’s going up but now I have like to touch flags either side of it

It’s great I’m gonna build a windmill for it as well at some point because it needs to happen plus I’m shouldn’t go in there anyway because the nether is technically heck and no good boys go to heck they all go to heaven so Sam’s not allowed into the

Nether I’m not getting my health back unless I’m at for help yes the floor here is made out of that’s a good meal I like that I meant to say I’m not getting my health back I miss him at full food it fooled full heal my brain didn’t work

Okay my brain barely ever works but in that moment it definitely failed me I was in a moment of panic and distress YouTube shareholders meeting me like how do we get gaming back to full health on YouTube minecraft did you know what why not minecraft super fun and people seem to

Like it I absolutely adore playing that game I went away for like two days I actually went to the Netherlands in real life it was so scary guys Holmes died and Hank And then I came back and literally the first thing I did was sat in my chair and played minecraft again cuz I was so excited to see my house I was so excited to see my dog you’re a Minecraft know your breath oh man I want Keanu Reeves to say that Oh

Is there any timeline where we can get Keanu Reeves to say you’re a Minecraft I know what you’re thinking jack just interview him like I’ve been interviewing other people I can’t it almost happened for John week three back at the start of May they asked me if I wanted to interview Keanu

Reeves I of course immediately said yes but a week before it was supposed to happen they cancelled on it for different reasons it’s usually because the press junket got smaller or Keano didn’t want to do so many or a bunch of different reasons for things getting canceled like that

But man that would have been cool if that had happened cuz that was before the Year breathtaking mean we could have been in on the ground floor what should I call it things in Minecraft a mine zombie minecraft oh yes everything’s a Minecraft I’m slowly learning what they’re actually called but at this

Point I’m too old to care I’m too long in the tooth and too far into the game to really change my ways I’m set in my patterns so everything’s still a Minecraft virgin nice castle needs fancy texturepack to look good probably use world edit not made with dog in mind

Chad septic castle looks good with default textures made for love of dog made with bare hands and hooker yes my castle is the best castle the Chad septic castle but this is this is eight this is only five days ago but even then my castle has changed so

Much since day my chatter my my chest like has gotten even more alpha since then it doesn’t look like a boot anymore also Gaelic girth be one of my favorite things Jack going from being a big gaming channel to a big minecraft channel to a storytime channel parkour where does all mutually

Exclusive gaming is minecraft those are the same thing also I did one storytime thing which I’ve been wanting to do for ages I just didn’t sit down and actually record it oh come on it’s the jacksepticeye variety channel everybody we’re here to have a good time

It might just be stuck full of minecraft right now we’re in a bit of a we’re in a bit of a different time period right now on YouTube in this space but it still is the variety channel a lot of different games being played it’s mainly just minecraft in kindergarten right now but

Those are the hip happenin things that people really want to see in the channel and they’re super fun to play why am i explaining this I don’t need to explain myself to you expectation versus reality why are you showing two of the same pictures there’s the same picture someone complains about

Shaun calling everything minecraft Shaun why are you booing me I’m right exactly I’m everything in Minecraft is a Minecraft I’m right it’s like going around the world and going like that’s an earth look at that earth over there oh this one’s Q it’s me and Felix asleep

In bed together and exciting no homo no this one was full homo top comments this full Bromo there it is full broma oh that’s great there really is how it be though you just laying in bed like you still awake me and the boy is getting ready to kill shahi there’s

Something mean why is everything in Minecraft the heck in Minecraft all the time I just want to have a dog build a house which is now a castle because the Gaelic gladiator needs the best all I wanna do is fry my crops tend to my

Sheep build a giant flag on the side of my pillow is that too much to ask what y’all got to come up here and try and kill me all the time showing a Phoenix in a nutshell the floor is speaking of accent yeah I know I can’t help it every

Time I get with Felix to do anything real life or not all we do is talk in that accent I don’t know why it’s like we’re afraid to talk normally around each other it’s just oh my god the floors speaking in normal accent so bizarreness I don’t know why he’s a bad

Influence and I watch back the first episode we did and I was like man that accent kind of gets annoying when I’m doing it all the time and then episode 2 happens I’d like minecraft I like voices I like characters I like being silly it’s what I do

I’m a I’m a walking Paris if somebody does something that’s kind of entertaining I’m like hey here we go all we need to do is get to level 68 we were on the verge of greatness we were this close not nice not very epic all right

There’s a block next to me only Anthony was standing that block and then press f3 and I would’ve been on 69 and the video would have been made a billion views man people would have been writing songs and letters about us for years to come everyone you need 8 hours of sleep

Every day bro me playing Minecraft for 3 a.m. I don’t need sleep I need it’s true I have forgotten diamond farming in the last few episodes but I need more I need to start getting full diamond armor so I can enchanted and then we can head into

The nether with my enchanted sword i’m i intend to pickaxe and we can get through really well and not die in the lava this time I am never dying to lava again in this game it’s just not happening I don’t care if I die in it I’m deleting the video on

Over again Jackie’s like this is brilliant but I like this okay again it’s because of the sweeping attack I know the sword has faster cooldowns and technically it does less damage than an axe base value we’re like one hit but because the sword the sword swings faster it cools down

Quicker so technically it does more damage per second but I usually have two tactic where I run in hit the thing and then back up and shield and then running and hit the thing again so it doesn’t really matter then at that point I’m not going in going like good I’m not that

Aggressive okay this is minecraft it’s a peaceful murder game but yes I will try use my sword better I’ll make a diamond sword and enchanted and then we’ll be happy to except the guy when he sees his dog in Minecraft oh it’s perfect oh Jesus oh it’s so simple so simple

It’s so easy I love it so much the top coming says the worst meme ever get out of here stroke you boy best meme ever for containers where them onions end oh my god I made lord farquaad’s castle oh no okay I can explain I can’t explain that is

Literally the same thing it’s a little different I don’t have a gigantic village all the way around mine but I’m not compensating for something Lord Farquaad has the castle for himself he’s ego driven he’s narcissistic he’s tiny I I’m super tall and very gladiator and

I made the castle for my dog okay it’d be like if Shrek went in the big alpha that he is and made a castle for Donkey I should go back and get one of the donkeys in the game and bring the back to my castle and I have Shrek’s castle chess plate

Jack this chest plate looks cool let’s see what it looks like cursive pint yeah it still super noob mistakes to make even when I read things in the game I’m like Oh cursive binding don’t mind if I do like I don’t know what things do even if

I read it I wouldn’t know what it does unless I sit there and think about it for ages but I have minecraft and to be doing and at least it was sparkle shine for a while it’s gone now though the evil has been vanquished the demons are gone

And I have a regular alpha iron chestplate back on again soon I will have the Super Chad diamond chestplate on enchanted maybe with fire protection I’m not saving for something nobody Jack after he is completed a task it’s because I’m Irish it’s literally my whole series is just going like smacking

Bells and saying Ireland and looking at my cassock or like see that’s Ireland Sam my Irish dog come out here lick my hand it’s cuz I’m Irish that potato farm over there mr. Gus I’m Irish sheep in the game and cows in my farm it’s because I’m Irish I got a horse and

Named him Finbar why it’s because I’m Irish you guys know I’m sorry but I’m compensating for something oh my god the game right now and see my dog he’s so cute he’s adorable except again minecraft language halt Ireland the nether the Netherlands any mob a Minecraft bread soft potatoes

Caracal firm leather factory it’s true that’s exactly what it is and you don’t you guys forget it so you set up to me to change my vernacular at this point I’m I’m like ten episodes in that I’m set in my ways this is what’s happening

So you guys are gonna have to get your dictionaries out we’d have a whole jacksepticeye minecraft translation by the end of the series which will never happen cuz Minecrafts go to go on forever jack during the raid my job here is done but you didn’t do anything my job oh

That’s really good hey you guys are funny hey you get so funny like don’t worry guys I’m here to save the day there’s a raid happening I’d protect you villagers okay what I’m leaving I did it but you didn’t do anything I still wouldn’t the

Rate alright I went back and it was just done they got so scared of – Gaelic gladiator crossing the oceans again all the way across the waters all the way across the Irish Channel I was heading towards battle and they all knew to fear me so they all just gave up

You only done their hose and crossbows and we’re like you know what when you search Finbar in Google only my horse will show up I don’t know if that’s true but I’m too lazy to check so here’s an up phone oh my god it actually happened this is the first result that

Comes up if you search Finbar in google Finbar Finbar’s jacksepticeye’s amazingly wonderfully spectacular horse and minecraft who is a great live that he named just after playing for a few episodes Finbar where’s diamond horse armor and his full title is Finbar Foley not to be confused at Finbar fury the

Absolute it’s thin bare Foley f o al e why cuz he’s a horse horses have folds that was the joke the absolute mad lads you did it it’s gonna be changed immediately by the Wikipedia police they overlords of the internet information but for a short brief period of time we

Were we were top dogs also activate windows the pirating windows go by it I’m gonna go incognito Finbar oh my god no it’s gone I was up there for a short period of time I thought it was there gosh dang it anyway I’ve been sent this one a lot transforming jacksepticeye’s

Minecraft base but no way there’s the Bell holy crap I knew what I initially had planned for his castle however I wanted to make a more unique design while sticking to that Irish style I start by working on the entrance which is one of my favorite features of this

Build I place chickens behind the walls and attach leads to them and connect them to the fence posts out the front creating a drawbridge oh my god that’s so smart where are people so much smarter at this game that I am I’ve wanted to make a drawbridge in my game

For so long and I’m like wait how am I actually gonna make one can you actually make one that goes up and down because that’s what I’ve been waiting on but I don’t think you can so I extended his wolf section and snag it up with each

Layer create our UAE’s on each kiddin me Come on well you know we’re coming out the back of the main tower I wanted to make this outside walkway that leads into the rear section of the castle it already looks so much better than by it’s not my ones beautiful my ones glorious all right I pills it with my

Own Gaelic Garth plus I’m not in creative mode this stuff’s much easier when you’re in creative mode this will take me an absolute insane amount of time to do in survival mode oh come on now you’re just showing off this would end up becoming the tallest

Tower Wow Oh mad from me don’t look at it okay I actually did have plans to change a lot of my castle in I was like doing some farming off-camera because I got the stone encoder so I made some of these blocks I actually wanted to extend

Some of my castle out and I said that I wanted to make they’re the parts that come out and go up and I was I was on my way to do this but this this is these are good ideas i scattering some stairs to break up my last series it doesn’t

Even look like my castle and finally add a large Irish flag atop the tallest tower oh I did that I did that already okay I think my flag looks a little better like the Franks it’s like the doors ooh your flags are wrong though they’re sideways you’re supposed to be

Green white gold green white and orange seriously though that is absolutely incredible this is 31 on trending for gaming right now as well that’s nuts I’m extremely flattered that you even decided to do this must have taken so much time um Trixie blocks thank you very very much

I’m incredibly flattered go check out Trixie blocks this is a great video that takes a lot of creativity and a lot of ingenuity to actually build stuff like that so thank you very very much for taking the time to do it and even like just anybody watching the series thank

You guys for taking the time to just watch what I do I’m again I’m still new to it I’m still making a lot of silly mistakes everything but I’m having so much fun playing the game so it’s it’s really nice to have people just sit back and kind of like

No Jack do this and save and kind of like point you in the right direction and keep things going it’s been a slow couple of episodes recently because I’m just kind of like building out my base still and I I don’t really know where everything is but now I’m starting to

Get a feel for where my world is and things are starting to build up more and then next episode is hopefully I’ll actually start making progress towards like the story aspect of it a bit more but it’s been an absolute treat to play Minecraft the last like week week and a

Half I didn’t think I would ever have this much fun playing it so it’s kind of it’s giving me like a reinvigoration for doing youtube because it’s it it reminds me of doing older YouTube videos it reminds me of what it was like back in

Like 2014 2013 when I started off to see what it’s like to like make videos again to just kind of sit back and have fun and play something all day and just have people come in and share in your world and share in your attitude and it feels

Like we’re like couch gaming again it feels like we’re all sitting down in the same place and we’re all going on this journey together and that’s what Let’s Plays are always really fun so it’s it’s really sparked that joy back in me again so thank you guys for watching it and

Thank you guys for all the wonderful memes I know it’s been a lot of Minecraft stuff lately but honestly it’s super fun and you guys seem to really enjoy it so if you want to keep making minecraft means go for it I’m not going to stop you but until next time just

Remember a meme a day keeps the sadness away and a Minecraft meme is for life [Applause] [Applause]