Jawsh – so I tried playing minecraft in VR…

Hey what’s up what’s up gamers welcome to like the stream special this is minecraft we’re doing minecraft we’re doing minecraft but okay guys imagine this minecraft but standing up that’s the name of the game all right we’re welcome to minecraft in real life welcome to the youtube stream

Welcome to the youtube content stream this is for youtube content this stream is exclusively for money so guys in case you didn’t know only about 60 to 70 percent of my video viewers are subscribed to my channel probably more than that so hey what are you what are you doing

What are you waiting for it’s buy my bikes all right let’s play this stupid let’s play the game i mean let’s just play the game you gonna like can you like is my life like fly up yeah my fly’s up okay we’re chilling yeah this is the nixon shirt welcome to

The nixon stream uh this is my uh endorsement stream look at my hair it’s really awesome right now because i got vr hair we’re playing minecraft everyone loves minecraft my fly is down in preparation for the stream just so i can have a funny laugh

Yo why is my frame rate terrible oh oh oh it’s bad oh it’s so bad oh what is this why is the frame rate so bad chat oh what is going on dude oh oh it sucks oh it sucks minecraft’s terrible how do i fix i want minecraft to be good

Again shaders we need to turn shaders off i i thought oh let’s do shaders that’s fine let’s do shaders you know i’ll be fine let’s do shaders and oh my gosh it’s freaking out it’s freaking out guys i don’t know if you can see this but it’s freaking out hey

Look it’s minecraft we’re playing minecraft welcome to uh my lovely world this is see look i got i built like houses and stuff this is minecraft graphics look like crap everything looks terrible i wanted shaders man look at this look what’s my render distance at three what is this minecraft pocket edition

Yes look at that i put that there i put that there that block right there i put that there that dog i did that you want me to throw it all away look i mined this cobblestone this was labor new world okay you guys are mean

Okay i see how it is look at this chat look this is minecraft how do i get rid of chat i don’t want that how do i get rid of this i don’t know how to do that oh oh no oh oh this is so much worse look there’s a guy over there

I just made it worse tag tab on your key it doesn’t do anything put it in rice you just put it in the moisture maybe wait it’s funny like on tick tock no it’s not working no we’re just we’re just gonna we’re just rolling with it we’re rolling with it

How do i get out look look how cool this is look at this i wanna go here i wanna go there that’s your house dude welcome dude let’s go to that guy’s house where am i joe there’s the way out yo welcome to like the place it’s crazy guys

Wow guys it’s like i’m actually in minecraft guys hey it’s slock yo where am i hey streamer make a new world fine you’re not fine we’ll make a new world fine i hate you too you know that’s my you know i wanted to play with ever i wanted to

Play with you guys look 31 people wanted to play and then guess what now i’m going to single player welcome to minecraft ladies and gentlemen this is minecraft i made this game let’s go play let’s go play minecraft remember remember minecraft guys who here raise your hand if you remember

Minecraft man i remember when i used to play used to play minecraft and it was not in virtual reality and it was like oh man what am i even doing and now i can do this look at that i feel sick so where are we going to build our

Our first base guys come on welcome to minecraft new beginnings episode one you missed locked i missed slack two but people were like oh go play minecraft you’re gonna do a single a single player world what a joke that’s the inventory but your streamer couldn’t do that but bet wilbur couldn’t

Do that but he couldn’t figure that out for on his first try i am so motion sick right now oh my hands are shaking okay watch no we got stuff watch you know i felt jumped like i’m diagnosed crap hello there it goes they got chests in there i

Want to steal their stuff you just call them mugging ladies and gentlemen stop stop stop stop i just hit the mic i’m so sorry i’m just i’m just really good at minecraft i’m sorry you got in the way chess time yo we got a piece of bread

Dude all horse armor this was worth it dude yo this is nuts guys i’ll give you the seed this is a crazy seed guys yo a saddle i can do so much with that yo music disc 13. wow guys this is crazy watermelon seeds for me

You have a headache dude guess what i’m about to throw up so quit you’re complaining all right do it for livestream fails no oh my dude sweat just dripped down into my eye oh that’s gross hold on hold on that is that’s nasty man i’m not a big fan of

That that’s gross dude i need to wipe the sweat out of like the eye sockets on this thing they’re all like fogged up that’s how you know i’m gaming dude oh that’s vile what does it mean like 15 minutes oh guys it’s a cave well they don’t look it’s only one block

I can’t fit through there good thing i got my pickaxe welcome to minecraft i’ve i’ve gotta throw up man i just just move just move just let me up just let me out of here well that was a scary noise oh better get out of here this is what it looks

Like when i run in real life yo guys welcome to the new fort bus guest let’s do it then oh boy oh dude they won’t go away oh it’s like the zombie games where things are scary oh why is my hand so shaky what is wrong with me chill out we have spiteful

Oh hey what’s up man i can’t run oh get me out i gotta go all my stuff’s in there no no no you come here no no you you come here no no don’t walk into the tree bro don’t walk into the tree bro dude stop man don’t walk into the tree absolutely

Goated what’s that over there oh you can move his head look oh oh it’s like oh it’s like reigns oh it’s actually like legit okay i want your flesh yo dude this donkey’s out of control i’m not even doing anything dude this donkey’s doing it the donkey’s doing it guys guys guys i’m

Just thinking i’m just in the car guys it wasn’t me i was just in the car yo guys this is the uh this is my minecraft seed i use it for minecraft speedrunning guys gg i think that we’re on world record pace guys yo guys we got more we got more we got

We got guys we got guys we got more running flush guys absolutely goated dude this is why they call me the best knight dude who cares i got a freaking donkey dude yeah you suck what’s nine plus ten you stupid do i feel sick yeah i feel horrible

But we got cows so that’s like good please leave me alone i’m just trying to get to work dude i’m just trying to get to my nine to five dog i just i got places to be man i’m sorry i’m sorry no no no listen i don’t want

More like i don’t want more coffee i gotta get to work this is me at the diner oh jeez where am i that’s also me at the diner because i never go to a diner so why am i there i’d have to be drugged go away

I was trying to give him the bird you move leave just go ahead oh there’s a guy with a trident i’m all right pete we’ve been through a lot man but i’m afraid i’m gonna have to put you down because your broken ankle it’s been good what what what

Dude there’s no way we were getting the donkey out of here donkey was gonna die either way i had to put it out of its misery also it was starved to death man okay i have no wood i don’t have any materials for a boat that is terrible

This is not an ideal situation by any means it seems we’ve fallen in the funny pit ladies and gentlemen get me up get me up get me up get me up give me up you go away go away don’t push me back in you son of a gun

I just want to get out of the hole man you deserve it pete didn’t deserve to die listen he didn’t deserve to die right i didn’t want to kill him but what would you rather have would you rather have him starve to death i’m the merciful one

I put him out of his misery yo gravel wow we must be in the gravel district from the uh hunger games oh well that sucked man i don’t even know i said that if we don’t leave life for an hour man i feel like i’m gonna throw up

Dude i can’t play this anymore oh my gosh oh boy dude i feel like crap oh man i’m gonna throw up dude i’m gonna throw up man it’s bad those are my bones those are my bones i died and those are my bones and now i’m a ghost ah

My hair is bad i got v i got vnr hair so i’m putting the head on oh no the hat is all like dilapidated and terrible oh boy oh it’s just been sitting on my floor for too way too long so that’s out of the picture well i

Guess we’re just doing a vr hair stream with a red red hair red face vr hair hi welcome welcome to the tomato stream my name is tomato tim and i’m 50 yeah that’s why i look dude what i do when i do this when i do this

This is like what i look like in my license photo i just got my driver’s license today and i’m like oh dude i like i hope i got like a nice driver’s license picture right oh i hope i look at my driver’s license photo and then it turns it comes

In and i look like i look like i’m 500 pounds heavier and also just not what i look like at all it’s terrible what’s wrong with my face maybe it’s because it’s been sit that vr headset has been sitting in the closet for like nearly like a year so maybe

Maybe i got like maybe got like super like i don’t know poison ivy or something this is ridiculous it’s like my entire it’s like half my face it’s not even like a line around my face right it is my entire face they put five it’s scars yeah it’s 5g scars

Am i right the driver’s license i’m going to show you my driver’s license what do you want hey guys here’s my birth certificate and like my insurance information and my social security card too you know it makes sense it’s always it’s always there man your hair is black it’s actually

Dark brown man you want to see me flick my hair guys you guys want to see me you want to see me you guys want to see me flick my hair wow wig ain’t a wig dude sewn yeah i took a needle and i

I s i’ve sewn hair into my the top of my head that’s what happened that’s real i took a needle and some thread and it just kind of looks like hair it’s actually i took the carpet right like the like the shower carpet you know the shower rug it was all brown folding

From from from from years of use and i just stitched it onto the top of my head and that’s what we have i use 15 in one shampoo conditioner um body wash uh shave butter uh deodorant vaseline drain cleaner windshield wiper fluid diesel the toothpaste wood varnish wood glue and

Um paint thinner my dad just got home you might hear him like oh he might do that he does that sometimes it’s really weird i sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that richard nixon said but alas my mind will forever be that’s true because richard nixon what

Would be funny about him he was serious he never did anything wrong he was not a crook he said so i i haven’t felt this bad at all as i’ve oh boy i haven’t felt this bad in a long time holy crap okay we gotta next time we do

Uh next time we do a vr stream we’re um not standing it’s gotta be one of those those like sitting vr games oh do i we can get a fishing game next vr stream we’re fishing okay oh good lord you