Jeaire – Glitchtrap Gets Chased and Loses EVERYTHING in Minecraft VR!

Glitch trap don’t look him in the eyes remember that he teleports and i think you pissed him off there’s a wizard why is there a wizard hi glitch what you got there is that lettuce were you eating in bed glitch trash you’re standing on him too so you

Probably got crumbs you know lettuce pieces dribble oh god jesus this isn’t oh um we literally got creeper right outside the door do you see this is what i’m left with after last time what is that skins/”>thing glitch do you see that creepy guy out the window is he killable we’ll lead

The way glitch what is the goal for today oh my god it’s the walking penis thing run run run run run glitch she’s coming after you make friends with him you did that are you okay do you need do you need a band-aid glitch trap be nice

To the donkey i want to smack it can i smack it guys should i smack the horse oh i said i smacked the glitch trap how dare you we’ve been in the game streaming for five minutes and you’ve already killed something mr cat you better run glitch trap leave it

Alone please glitch trap do not move an inch glitch wrapped no over here let’s get out of the garden i forgot how to use it there we go i just have to touch my track pad okay i have 56 pieces of cobblestone would you like it

Are you flossing on top of my crafting table drop selected item have a stone is it doing one at a time it is how many do you need you’re throwing things glitch oh well thank you i mean it is kind of crappy isn’t that i’m sorry it was a

Free sword and made with love ah oh iron golem just said nope he protects the village glitch we’re safe watch this whatever those are zombie and that zombies the golem is like no get out my oh glitch truck pardon me i’m just gonna collect all this stuff uh we need to get

Inside run run run run run mr creeper please no please no glitch trap are you apologizing to the iron golem he’s watching you ah oh mister i will slap you with a pork chop come here literally slapping him with a pork chop glitter don’t let me die pork chop

Doesn’t work i think that’s a very valuable lesson we learned today i mean it guys i know absolutely nothing about minecraft emma said the forest wrong game glitch i’m running inside we have we have people coming in i don’t like visitors okay pork chop time fine pork chop no okay glitch trap

I i’m climbing into my own grave right now die boney boy oh dear oh dear dab him in the nut sack no no no no no no glitch trap in the house please sir no i’m not here we’re going to pretend i’m not here yeah glitch trump has all my stuff pardon me

Sorry sir we it’s a dangerous area out there we needed somewhere to shelter why are you hitting him let’s try that’s not how you make hair grow and you’re going to give him brain damage why are you suddenly in the fetal position bye friend is it morning oh

Good morning to you too now we can go hunting glitch i have like 17 teen pickaxes right now let’s hurry it up you’re taking a long time to prepare here we need to go collecting explore adventure are you smoking yeah look in your hand caught in 4k bro be careful

With that that stuff will kill you are you mining look at you can you breathe underwater glitch look fishes come here fishies those look like eels i’m running i don’t like being in the water good day hi did you find anything interesting i’m gonna kill myself and that sounds

Really bad to say out loud but i mean i’m injured where is the exit glitch don’t stand over the light please i feel like i’m dying oh this for some iron i think do i have i don’t have a torch okay oh i need to eat do you have cooked meat

Do you have my meat give me your meat glitch daddy i know i know it sounds bad why do i have a door there’s some things in this game that don’t make sense to me now glitch trap i have to warn you i i don’t

Know where you are and i don’t even know if you can hear me but my pickaxe is almost out of durability uh and it’s nighttime fantastic but the moon is beautiful i guess it wasn’t a cigarette it was a torch i’m afraid of being underground copper okay we know copper is useless

But what’s this oh that’s the flint i think oh oh there’s a funny looking one is he a rare i love rares you have an arrow in your butt see he’s got a cool hat what is that guy how do you sleep again do you remember how to

Sleep i have a bed i stole his bed run he’s not very hot oh god no no no no no no no no no no we go back we go back we go back get away from me steve glitch hey glitch hi neighbor howdy neighborino you may use my bed glitch we need

Food and iron oh i just broke our door um goodbye steve there you go i think i stole his place that’s his bed i stole and now i’m in the library have you come to turn me in don’t look at me you can have your bed back sir okay it’s daytime glitch

Supplies supplies supplies supplies i apparently stole that guy’s carpet too is that what you’re moaning and groaning about over there mister oh we can store stuff together that’s so smart no no no no no no no no no run glitch i just made a furnace and now i’m being

Chased by a bomb thing you’re gonna fall please walk into the pit please just fall in there never come out mister i will trap you told you no no oh good he’s blowing up stay away from my hero glitch trap do you have any wood i have sticks oh thank you ow

I will give you some you didn’t need to smack me i don’t have any logs dang go go go go heal more i ate an entire chicken and all you can do is give me a heart and a half exactly how are all those leaves standing up

There hey fancy food time this isn’t walmart pork chops glitch these are publix pork chops and i know you like publix pork chops you really like publix pork chops can’t do that in flat screen minecraft can you not nothing ow did you just smack me with a pork chop okay what is this

There’s something up here that looks weird i have a pork chop choose how you would like to die sir buy pickaxe or pork chop why do i keep having meat in my hand is there anything useful for killing those guys the creepers or whatever is it better just to run

What is it what is it what is it coal oh boy uh uh purple guy what glitch what in the hell is that you see it’s got purple eyes like you no no glitch no oh my goodness well i guess there’s the first time for everything watch out for the bomb guy

Are they are they friendly let’s trap don’t don’t make there’s a bat don’t make eye contact if i get rabies because of you so help me god glitch trap you’re paying for my vaccination bills i’m just looking for iron i don’t think we’re supposed to be in here glitch i think

This is exactly what we were trying to avoid last time iron glitch are you okay you don’t look it i i see you’ve got arrows in your hand oh it’s okay buddy i’ll i’ll share with you some of the iron i don’t have that much more iron oh

Man this thing goes deep that’s what she said oh my goodness i see more iron ow ow ow i think we found a glitch the holy grail for iron i think this is some iron might be dirt that is definitely dirt oh my god this place is massive guys are

All the dungeons like this gotta pay attention to where you step glitch oh boy not again do these things ever go away glitch trap i wanna go home look jellyfishes are you friends ow where’d he go oh glitch i died collect my oar and run and

Of course it’s nighttime i gotta go save him we gotta save gl i don’t even know how to get to where we were just when we finally get iron and things gotta go haywire oh crap um ignore me i’m not here i don’t see glitch’s name tag please don’t

Kill me i’m just trying to find a friend i see his name glitch trap oh god i’m gonna die go go go go go go you are so far down it’s not even funny just keep running i’m dying just when i get here son of a biscuit try it again please stop

Shooting at me watch him i’m going into the cave and he went home guarantee it okay i’m going home glitch trap i’m not doing this again do you need some assistance getting the doors open on the side oh you’re stuck in the door i’m waiting at home

You know where to find me maybe i’ll rob him wait see your crap if you die your crafting box is empty as well but i have mutton time to find glitch trap oh glitch oh okay so that was sleepy sleepy glitch trap hasn’t died yet okay we need to get

A basic weapon operation rescue glitch trap i see you he’s alive come here you made it are you okay you look like you’re enjoying swimming way too much oh i’m so proud of you i died three times the the iron goal he’s in the water are you gonna get rusty my friend well

We got iron so mission accomplished we did our first dungeon also mission accomplished i bet you glitch trap is using my furnace to melt his iron aha called it i have watermelon would you like some watermelon it is the fruit of summer look how handsome you look

You’re making it in this world glitch trap you surprised me mr spider don’t like spiders i’m not arachnophobic but i don’t like them watch this bam how do i look how do i we look like twins one two three four five six set i need three more pieces glitch trap

Do you have one more iron bar just one yes guys we are fully decked out in iron armor hey look all i’m missing is a helmet i look like an astronaut oh glitch trap we’ll get you some more armor for now we should probably save before we get killed by the things that

Go bump in the night don’t you think glitch no oh good you look absolutely terrible please go sleep why are there purple glowies over here glitch i don’t want to scare you but the purple people are following us no they’re not friend no they’re not friends glitch trap don’t

Look him in the eyes remember that you’re scaring him he teleports and i think you pissed him off he’s he’s over oh no glitch trap we might want to just hide just come with me into the building they don’t like water glitch go swimming the enderman stole

Your shoes and your pants i know we don’t have the same size feet okay you wear like a 40 and i wear a four i will give you my shoes there you go behind you freshly made iron shoes that’s actually a really cool song no no i will run from

You every single time because you’re throwing shoes at me i try being nice for two seconds and glitchtrap won’t let me i’m gonna say it glitch i’m probably 15 years too late but minecraft is actually fun which trap i lost you looking at the horses ah oh jesus spider jumped me glitch the

Spider jumped me ow please just collect my stuff oh no go rescue our belongings whoever gets what gets what we’ll trade off after because right now i feel very naked without my armor do you have my armor yay my hero so uh we need to go down there

Yeah slowly but surely we’ll make our way there except my pickaxe i don’t have my new one again is this all my stuff yay our our stuff is everywhere now i feel whole glitch trap i think we can get you some pants and shoes now there’s um iron

Right there i found some come with me there’s a wizard why is there a wizard my dude he’s gonna get jacked up the trap if i die take my oren run i’m gonna die take my oar and run i don’t have food and now i’m gonna get

Rabies please drop it throw it i raw chicken i’m gonna get salmonella is he riding a spider all right that’s it buddy i’m gonna die died take my oar and come home to the other oh no we need to get our stuff and go home that’s it no more fighting no more

Mining nothing you look like you’re having a bad day oh dear oh dear let’s trap just grab our stuff and run just go ow ow now glitch daddy i’m coming we shall not die not today just pick up and run because i’m very dead yep died again so wait there’s a cave on

This side and a cave on that side glitch trap we’re idiots ow you son of a biscuit i can’t make it home i’m gonna die again i’m out of here i’m out of here Oh glitch glitch you’ve chad uh oh you’re naked too no nobody please buddy please no i can’t remember the name of the bands right off the top of my head but i should probably stop talking and focus we’re teleport i don’t like teleporting in vr because it feels like cheating but

This time we’re teleporting i’m coming are we running did you get it oh you’ve got an axe let’s go home this is not a good adventure day glitch we’ve died one too many times but we did get armor hi you’re naked you lost everything you’re blaming me i don’t have anything

I’m naked of all things we saved the goal item which was the ore what is all this did you die we need to go home and save this trap we may want to go inside this place is crawling with creepers okay we’ve got this i can make

Armor yes but now that’s all i think i’m officially out of ore well i have pants i think nope i have a top what do you say glitch i think we made quite a bit of progress you’re not gonna be happy until you have diamonds in my room

Speaking of diamonds we lost our blue gems didn’t we yay i don’t know what they’re for but i’m sure we’re gonna figure it out but until next time