Jeffy Has A CRAZY FAN GIRL in Minecraft!

Daddy I need help come outside oh Jeffy what do you want um somebody clogged my toilet Jeffy did you clog your toilet oh no it was definitely not me but uh can you fix it fine Jeffrey let’s go look at your toilet come on Daddy Come Into My

Cake House wait why daddy did you put all these Hearts around my house Jeffy why would I put hearts in your house I owe you Daddy I didn’t do this look you got a little Pains of you on the walls and stuff this is weird who did

This why is your paintings on me I don’t have painting to me on my own house daddy wait Jeff there’s a sign I love you Jeffy Jeffy you got a secret admirer but Daddy they were in my house that’s weird yeah you know what that is pretty

Weird wait let me check the bathroom oh my goodness they even put hearts in my bathroom oh my God smells in here oh God yeah Danny it’s still clunked Danny this is so weird Jeffy I don’t know what to do about this maybe we should go get

Something to eat and maybe talk it over today we gotta get rid of them all I mean I’ll try and help I can’t reach them stupid heart get off my wall they’re on the ceiling how’d they even get them up there I don’t know they must

Have had a ladder daddy that super weird that someone was in my house I don’t like that Jeffy don’t worry about as long as they’re gone and not in there anymore we’re good well Jeffy what do you want to eat oh ice cream Daddy I

Want to get ice cream no no no no keep it walking why oh David look at the cafe I bet they have good food in there oh put it’s not ice cream daddy well maybe after you eat we can go get ice cream oh all right daddy let’s go to the cafe

Then wow look at this place whoa what type of food do you serve here oh well we serve about just everything what are you looking for um ice cream no Jeffy not ice cream do you have like any uh any sandwiches any Meats oh we got the final sandwiches and the finest meat

So uh let me get you guys something cooked up real quick give me one moment daddy look but this is gonna be so good Jeffy I told you we’re having ice cream after but Daddy I wanted it now Jeff you’re embarrassing me the food is ready

Okay so for you what’s your name sir I’m bringing me Jiffy she ain’t chasing on my shirt nice to meet you Jeffy and you sir my name is uh Marvin okay Marvin so Jeffy here you go I got you some cooked mutton and for you I got you some pork

Chops oh I like pork chops that’ll be 17 000 Minecraft dollars word I have a word real quick I don’t have that much money daddy me too expensive restaurants well Jeffy I don’t have the money so we’re gonna have to lie to him lie to him daddy you have to

Watch for my q and on my cue we’re going to that door and we’re sprinting out okay Danny all right let’s go back oh hey Chef man that was really really good food all right thank you very much I appreciate it and uh with the money situation will pay you after we’re done

Eating oh no problem no problem guys well um before you go there was this really um how do I put this there was this really crazy girl who came in here and she gave me this book for you Jeffy for me uh-huh here you go whoa Daddy

Should I read it yeah you should read it dear Jeffy I am obsessed with you I would do anything for you sweetie pie your helmet is the sexiest thing ever whoa this is weird I want to poop in your diaper yes your dad needs to lose some weight okay come on I’m pudging

Wait Mr Chef man who sent me this um well it was this girl she was about I don’t know one she’s tall uh she had really bloxy arms oh and I forgot to tell you this um Dad can you step away for a second uh yeah yeah sure um said

She wanted to kiss you Jeffy oh like on the lips I don’t know about on the lift that might be a little crazy but I know that she said that it’s only a matter of time wait let me she wrote a note back here what another note it says I really

Love Jeffy one day he’ll be mine if I don’t see him soon committing a major crime oh my goodness wait Daddy what maybe the same person that gave me this book was the same person that broke into my house oh my God Jeffy I think you’re

Right uh oh man we need to leave right now uh we’ll pay you later come on Daddy lock your doors because it might have not been heard oh Danny what are we gonna do I don’t know Jeffy she seems like a really crazy girl Daddy I think

We just need to run away and leave this town forever Jeffy we are not leaving this beautiful town I have an idea what you have an idea oh I got a good idea follow me Jeffy who can’t Daddy Daddy what is your genius idea well my genius

Idea is making a fake Jeffy what a fake Jeffy Daddy this is never gonna work Jeffrey it’s gonna look just like you okay watch this and put your head on oh that’s your face all right that does kind of look like me you got a little

Yellow going on here okay that is not it’s not my Jeff be sure daddy this looks nothing like me daddy look you look identical no daddy that is not me I mean this head’s a little bigger besides that’s good now Jeffy all we have to do

Is wait we have to wait for whoever it is that’s stalking you come over and be like oh hey Jeffy and then we’re gonna hide like maybe behind here Daddy this is so stupid Jeffy this is gonna work this is not a dumb plan all we need is a

Little patience oh all right Daddy I guess we’ll just shake your own way Jeffy is that you I finally found you did you get the note for me did you get the letter at the at the cafe I know you saw it Oh I love you so much Jeffy here

I got this flower for you I hope you love it because it smells just like you Jeffy take the flower why are you talking wait a minute you don’t smell the same oh this isn’t Jeffy this is a fake whoever did this is gonna pay off and

Now I can have a part of Jeffy with me forever daddy who was that girl don’t know but she was weird daddy she has my face yeah she’s definitely a stalker Jeffy oh my goodness what are we gonna do there’s a crazy fangirl that loves me Jeffy I think we just need to

Go back to your house you’re right come on Manny come on we need to come and reinforce my cake uh Jeffy uh this sounds like a you problem the fangirl likes you just like me wait you’re not gonna help me put security all over my

House oh God no I’m gonna go back to my house what no Daddy come back oh my daddy so annoying oh well I guess I’m gonna have to do this by myself wait what oh no it’s you hi Jeffy I’ve been waiting for you all day how did you get

Into my house all your walls are a little bit weak I just use a hammer um a rail gun and a few other utensils why do you have my facial and that’s really creepy oh well some weirdo you know another fangirl probably put up this weird like real life statue of you in

The park and I just wanted to take it and feel a little bit closer to you oh that that’s super weird oh well you need to leave Ryan yeah where I’m gonna call my daddy over here Jeffy I brought you your favorite pumpkin pie please take kid I made it

Just myself pumpkin pie yuck I don’t like pumpkin pie anymore but Jeffy I thought I I thought we loved each other I don’t even know who you are you need to leave right now well if I’m leaving Jeffy you’re coming with me wait what

Good night Jeffy no no no no oh where am I hi good morning Jeffy you’re back hi yeah I’m right here oh you look so cute in your little gel cell and your little suit how did I get here I kind of poison you then put you in here no biggie well

Let me out let me out Jeffy listen I love you and you’re supposed to love me so you’re gonna stay in here look look behind you I got you a little bed wanna be a little poopy toilet for all your little poopies I know exactly what you like and if you

You know since you’re a good boy Jiffy I could bring you Cheerios every day oh but I want to go home I want to sleep in my band and I want to take poops in my toilet you don’t get to go home Jeffy I’m sorry oh I love these paintings of you every

12 hours I sit here and I stare at you until I get what I want and now I got what I want and for now I’m gonna stare these paintings again so you can go back to sleep or take a little poopy or let me know if you’re hungry anything you

Need my king all right bye what this is so weird I don’t want to be in this jail shell uh there has to be a way to escape oh these bars are so freaking hot hey hey what are you doing um nothing these bars are unbreakable my dad made him

With his own hands before I killed him oh your food’s ready I’ll be right back stay right there Jeffy oh there has to be a way to escape I gotta think fast think fast wait what is this oh there’s some dirt maybe I can escape by digging

All the way down whoa where am I it looks like I have to do some Parkour to escape all right I can’t mess this up I’m also going to cover this back up so she doesn’t know where I went no no no I’m burning oh my goodness this parkour

So difficult whoa what type of Parkour is this I have to jump on the cactus oh my goodness oh it’s so hard wait where did the floor go this is literally outside of the world okay I need to do some ladder parkour I gotta make sure

Not to fall almost there gosh I did it I completed the parkour I think this is the exit this parkour was so easy I can’t wait to escape this place oh hi Jeffy oh no you caught me where do you think you’re going good boy uh I was

Just trying to uh uh see where you went you were trying to escape aren’t you no I wasn’t okay well Jeffy what’s two plus two um wrong oh no I’m back in this prison show I don’t want to be here somebody help Jeffy stop you’re complaining wait what Daddy how did you

Get here Daddy well I guess when she got you she came over to my house knocked to my door and she knocked me out so now she is both of us oh my goodness we’re never getting out of here Daddy well yeah thanks to you she got me wait daddy

She’s coming back be quiet oh no I love you Jeffy my Lord and Savior oh hey uh you made it Jeffy good morning shout yet no but are you happy I got your daddy in there it’s like we’re one big family just like I imagine yeah we’re one big uh happy family well

Can you go get us food because we’re getting hungry oh of course I I’m still happy you asked do you want filet mignon do you want the Jeffy special what do you want what’s The Jeffy special I’ll bring it down here to good boy okay I’ll

Be right back Daddy I think we seriously need to think of a plan to get out of this place well Jeffy I mean she is obsessed with you what do you mean I mean anything you actually she’ll do you might get us out maybe you convince her

That you actually really like her Oh Daddy that’s a really good idea but I don’t know if I could do that because I really don’t like her well Jeff do you want to rot in a Cell I don’t want to rot in a Cell yeah I guess you’re right

All right Daddy I’ll try it when she comes back down look back hi oh oh did you get us the food that we asked for oh of course I did here let me I mean these are invincible but I’m really strong oh okay now that we have that I brought you

Guys a rabbit’s foot a rabbit’s foot ew they’re fresh off the rabbit whoa this smells really good right daddy oh yeah this smells amazing did you cook this yourself well I would have cooked it but the rabbit was so fast I had to kill him

Quick so um but yes I made it myself well I bet you’re a really good cook I am thank you for noticing Jeffy I love you so much well aren’t you guys gonna eat my food I made you um uh yeah my daddy super hungry so uh daddy why don’t

You take the first bite uh yeah let me just eat it over here in the corner real quick oh God is bad what’d you say over there it’s really good okay thank you so much it was really good oh God you know I’ve been thinking that uh uh I think I really

Like you too and I think we should get married are you serious to me do you do you actually mean it uh-huh you’re really hot especially the pencil coming out of your nose oh my gosh I love you so much Debbie I’ve been waiting for this day

For so oh thank you so much uh of course we can get married but uh here’s the issue um we can’t get married if we’re trapped in this cage but I promise if you let us out we’ll do anything you want all I’ve wanted is to spend my

Whole entire life with you if I open this cage you’re not gonna run away are you no me and my daddy would never run away ever because I love you and I love you too I know you would feel the same way about me see aren’t you glad I put

You in this cage and give you a rabbit’s foot and almost killed you oh yeah now just open this cage come on hurry okay but your daddy can’t come with you oh bloody sucks the Sharks no sorry Daddy I guess you can’t come to our wedding Jeffy you need to help me

Here dang you want another ravaged foot I got an extra one for you God no that was so bad this is why you’re staying in this cage you animal come on Jeffy let’s go get married yeah come on goodbye Marvin I hate you all I have one of my people

Come down and send you pictures of the wedding bye okay Jeffy since we’re getting married what do you want to do um pooping each other’s diapers would love to poop in your diaper but I think we should go on our first date are you ready our first date

Um oh oh look my house is right there let me just go into my house really quickly and put on some really fancy clothes so I can look super hot for you okay well if you put it like that just just be quick Jeffy I love you I’ll be

Right back oh no guys what am I gonna do she wants to go on a date with me and I don’t want you uh I gotta think of something fast let me check if I have anything in my chest upstairs um wire cutters oh I have a cage trap oh

I could use these and I could trap her this is gonna shave me this is gonna be the funniest first date ever no no where’d she go hi Duffy were you just sitting here waiting for me yes I missed you what took you so long butter boo oh

Um I just had to change my clothes like I said but you look exactly the same no they’re different it’s it’s different shirts and different pants wait wait wait oh that’s unfortunate your diaper doesn’t smell poopy Anymore Joe what about that first date do you want to go

Well of course where do you want to go you know you’re the man you’re supposed to take me on a date oh I have a couple spots come here follow me uh Jeffy yeah where are you taking me oh I’m taking you to the best restaurant ever me and

My daddy always come here and it’s such amazing food on top of a mountain yes we’re almost there I promise you just a couple more blocks okay Jeffy I’m getting tired well guess what I have a secret surprise that I wanted to give you up here for me

But you need to turn around and not look because it’s secret all right are you gonna propose to me the ring better be Diamond Duffy all right don’t look now I need you to back up super slowly okay are you proposing to me Jeffy oh I don’t

Know you just you’re gonna have to wait to find out a little bit more all right a little bit no what happened I trapped you in a trap Jeffy how could you do this to me I thought we were lovers get me out of here well guess what you trapped me in a

Cage now I trapped you in a cage and I never loved you Jeffy how could you do this to me I thought you were in love with me please don’t do this Jeffy well now that I’m free I’m never gonna see your face ever again I’ll see you later

Wait wait Jeffy before you go wait why look me in my eyes and tell me you don’t love me um I don’t love you Jeffy I’ll find you again I promise I promise I’ll find you again oh you love me so much I will bye I hope they never see you

Again I’m free I can’t believe I’m free imma go eat some chocolate cake to celebrate let’s go two hours later someone help me I need help can I get food was not bad and