Jeoffreys Chamber 2 – Minecraft 1.6 pre-release

Hello and welcome to Geoffrey’s chamber to JC to following up on the the amazing success a few days ago where Geoffrey’s chamber one was released using their new resource packs in Minecraft which is really cool I the Knox crew he told you before the burn chamber and he made you

Dance press the button let’s get on with this so the new resource crash fell on the road new resource we know this it’s new people be confused and be like what’s going on it’s because it’s the new Minecraft and there’s all sorts of new stuff with the new launcher 1.6 let’s do

This ahhhh joffery oh god welcome back Joffre you’ve missed me haven’t you come on yes you have now last time you managed to UM escape a little bit don’t you Joffrey made a little slip didn’t eat well to ensure that you don’t escape this time I’ve encased your new cell in bars

I’ve also punished you a little bit and made this new cell a little bit smaller than the last one yeah that’s more convenient for keeping you where I want you to be at all times thanks only joking I’d actually like to start toying with you a little bit

Because you know you now my pet Joffrey so what shall we do today hmm shall we go crocodile riding now actually I don’t really think that’s creative enough krookodile okay okay brilliant idea how about we take over it’s the world of fire you know actually thinking about it we

Should probably stay quite low key I mean it is only a second day here I wouldn’t want to go through all my best activities now would I oh I know seeing that you’re not all that of a handsome man Joffrey why don’t we try and make you beautiful here put this on

Oh my god you look gorgeous Wow just look at yourself wow so pretty oh my mom bought me that dress you know when I was a bit smaller unfortunately I grew out of it but I’m so glad it fits you today Joffrey today I’m going to make you into a princess

And it’s going to be fabulous oh my god let’s get started firstly a real princess must learn how to dance no I can’t such a great dancer last time now so let’s give you another chance hey hit it let’s become something goodness sake again and this is it I’m a pretty

Princess Lewis you today are going to be a princess Sophie for me god damn a pretty little princess pretty procedures come on give us a twirl Joffrey show us that you’re loving being in that dress and the weight well sorry I’m just there we go I think I’m just a bit it’s just

So beautiful Oh God sorry oh it’s really hard to hear just me cuz I won put a file on oh Jesus Christ this is just rolling how low is this guy wait um when is this song going to end so we can just get started that’s why

I’m thinking come on dance jump rip down shows what a pretty little princess you are come on sorry sorry I got completely carried away there oh oh sorry that song did things to me I was finished Oh God wasn’t it no out of you Joffrey you really have improved I’ll make sure you

Have a lot more dance sessions in the future hey so now that’s over with why don’t we move on to the next step of becoming a princess Oh No what’s the next step you ask well every princess needs a castle Oh go on Joffrey go ahead god it’s

Beautiful isn’t it beautiful Luis as candy canes those beautiful bushes and it’s I like the color scheme it’s Battenberg cake oh it is do you think it’s made of caking candies delicto it looks fantastic um that you’re throwing it Joffrey what you expected something a little more oh I

Like the way you think Joffrey this is far too humble for a person like you isn’t it alright alright I see what you’re saying well let’s make a little upgrade shall we look outside your castle Joffrey look oh oh this over there is he upgraded oh my god Candyland

Wow there’s a bats there like isn’t it just butterflies fabulous Joffrey oh god it’s for you Joffrey for you sis you’re never getting out doesn’t one free time when you’re on your own you see no why don’t you go ahead and skip your way to the castle try the candy cupcakes Oh

Lick that lollipop like your life depends on it appreciate the sheer beauty of the surrounding around you because it’s yours now Joffrey and at the end of the day you’ll be able to sit down and rest in your very own magical throne go now Joffrey hug how happy you are go Oh God

Go Joffrey can I try and escape ah sorry there I don’t know it’s like a little candy house I’m not sure you can escape you need to need to watch for your opportunity to escape though always when you’re captured by a and insane I don’t know whether I should just try

And make a run for it or not have a go can you get round to that house what’s in here oh oh oh nothing actually what arm rate you leap oh just okay oh I see princess clever Oh princess don’t mock me Louis what just because I I mean you’re a pretty little

Friend though I didn’t choose to be a pretty little princess it just happened alright yeah oh my god this is so humiliating so what’s this is building it’s another oh oh oh filthy thieves it appears another villagers stole our beloved guard down sad face okay I don’t think you’re ever getting

Out of this Simon I think you’re in trouble I’m getting out here Louis I’m getting out here I’m not going to be a pretty little princess in a castle in Candyland I’m a dwarf of kazmo damn and I I’m not print I’m a princess I don’t

Think I can get up I think you can get out it’s been to wealth this prison is it doesn’t feel much like a prison though so you know yes I’ll give him that that’s good that’s the whole point what is the name of our antagonist do we know who he is

No go oh wow the parkour skills shut up honey Judith to Walsh huh well you’ve only got little legs I suppose that’s true don’t mock me can you not run is that oh it’s because of the the tall grass that’s so um yeah it’s not just me being

Over to the bridge just get off this let’s do as he says otherwise we’ll get in trouble oh god okay oh god um sit in the throne princess it’s a cake some cakes here’s everything you could want everything a lady princess girlie princess good one oh god here we go

What does it feel Joffrey how’s it feel having control over a world of your own now you know how it feels to be me Joffrey it feels really good doesn’t it really really good yeah when you don’t actually have any people to control but let’s ignore that

Joffrey I want you to know and understand that all of this I have given you today you do not deserve any of it Wow one single little insi bit this is actually all because I’m just a super nice guy all right Joffrey okay sure right times are wasting time to learn

How to cook Joffrey what what you say princesses are too important to cook for themselves well I didn’t say that’s your right job yeah but you don’t exactly have any servants in this castle right now when we wouldn’t want you to starve to the kitchen get a move on princess

Princess oh my got to cook a cake or something I don’t know hello hello God where are the kitchens sit downstairs would they be down in the dungeon wow this looks a bit like a kitchen welcome to the kitchens where princesses belong just joking Joffrey I glad off

From saying that it was just the perfect opportunity forgive me please anyway we’re going to cook up something incredibly special I’m going to tell you what it is because I want to surprise you Joffrey right firstly we’re going to throw a troll Kings tooth into that

Cauldron over there Oh II away okay I’m gonna find I’m gonna find that ah yeah candy oh god it will be in one of those it won’t be one of those chests were in it there’s no there’s no there’s double a puppet roll out souls candy that candy create a candy rat candy

It shouldn’t be in the fantasy for it candy right candy-like divert a little the candy so there’s no there’s no candy oh there is a song stayin alive buzz we can play that like a hold of that pretty little princess Wow it’s the lyric God Oh darkness ah ah

A troll Kings tooth and the soul of a clown oh my god unicorn blood lip gloss eyeliner and brilliant I’m gonna need I’m gonna need these on occasion troll cheese well you just drop it in good now garnish with a sprinkle of dried horse mane dust I didn’t pick that up tonight it’s

Probably my other ones which is odd APRA sanity right blow loss king meaning of life it’s useful dreams dreams lies okay hope no no a pig’s tear ah aha dried horse made us okay let’s just gather so much crap look a baby smile family honor a heart that never Bret this is beautiful

Love’s last kiss okay right that’s fresh in here dust perfect now a spoonful of princess perfume made of princess tears to wet it oh god I’m allergic to perfume did you just snug there Wow nice finally just to talk about the Bee Gees stayin alive single on vinyl um okay

And it goes fabulous there you go Joffrey you made a never cookie it’s just like a fortune cookie oh no this one is named after your fortune because you’re getting out never anyway you should probably hang on to that so it can constantly remind you of your future ah cooking is always fun

Isn’t it listen jewelry your hair you’re probably not going to like this but but the inhabitants of this place before I am burn them all they kind of left a bit of a mess down in the sewers what yeah what it’s a big clog like handle I know

Locals know I’m trying to make you into a princess Oh God these kind of duties cannot be ignored and well you’re kind of the only one who can fix it right now I promise I’ll make it up for you okay so think happy then go ahead and flush

Yourself down the toilet over there okay flush myself down the toilet oh is the same brilliant flush myself not again Alberti times have you flushed yourself down a toilet I’ve lost count this isn’t my best moment Lewis so to glut all this out your long to need a toilet brush oh

And God well I kind of left the toilet brush right over there so hope you don’t mind trawling through a bit of that too there to reach it good luck Joffrey Oh careful careful Oh God oh I’m getting stucked in the poo haha okay brilliant I’m breaking toilet bus is fantastic okay

Oh God fantastic Oh Oh God oh oh that noise Oh height of a quest is this it’s like we’re playing World of Warcraft Oh God come on get rid of them all well oh god this is even more okay let’s just I don’t think you need to get rid

Of every single bit do you think look somebody’s got to do it Louis and who else is gonna do it I don’t mind getting my hands dirty getting down in there Oh God Oh something happens oh I think something changed in the matrix Joffre come on I know not a single being

On this world would want to be you right now but you have to stay optimistic about these things it honestly could be worse you could be suffocating in a wall somewhere for all I know come on Joffrey come on let’s cheer up Joffrey yeah give us a wave what

To the smile come on Joffrey smile goddammit snow oh this is not pleasant do you have to do every single piece this is unbelievable my god man you know this dedicated to your job and everything but I mean those ones already is a man down there

Hello my god it’s Steve head Steve he’s just been like putting his mouth the sewer outlets you think someone cheating someone someone pooped out a Steve heads oh no no I think he likes it down there he eats all the poops he’s like the poop disposal unit Wow

Just what I thought it can get more disgusting what down here Oh Mike go do you after this way every single poop could you not just like clear yourself away through the poop you don’t have to do everything he says you know I know you’ve been brainwashed but I’ve not

Been brainwashed whatever makes you think that oh right yeah um look princess Oh would you kindly not do this I see what you did there clever very clever Simon no nearly okay here we go just get down there oh good grief man careful oh okay Jesus

Um oh where am I that wasn’t so hard was it now Joffrey I mean you got your dress in a bloody filthy mess but I did promise I’d make it up to you dog I’ve got [ __ ] on my dress shop right oh I’m going to give you your very own prints

Yes well and do you know how normal princesses get their prints arranged marriages they have to kiss a frog come on Joffrey kiss the Frog if you want to become a real princess you don’t have to have a prince what um what what do you mean of

Course it’s a real process it’s raw eggs and it’s green frog also makes frog noises what oh wait sorry that was a dog right oh my god so you go free I’ll just kiss it all right smoochy smooch damn it Joffrey okay I try to be nice to you but

If you don’t want to kiss it I’m going to force you myself what Oh what’s happening hmm how about now Larry will you kiss it Oh will I have to keep going what what’s happened oh oh oh kissing it I’m kissing it Oh God afraid

I’m not kidding you know I want you to kiss the Frog I’m fine it’s not actually a frog but I don’t care kiss it anyway oh you are finished Joffrey you did not me trick you I wasn’t actually going to kill you easiest way of getting out of here

And if I kill you now how on earth am I going to have fun with you in the next eternity well Joffrey that brings today to a close I really hope you have fun today because I sure did oh god I just noticed how much you actually stink Joffrey unfortunately

I’ve got to go in about ten minutes mummy’s taking me to the mall to get some new school clothes so I was a little to clean you up oh no you’ll just have to sleep my back really oh my problem anyway now say it Joffrey say it say you enjoy being a princess

Today you did didn’t you mm yes yes you did no I did aa now it’s time for sleep my little Joffrey time for sleep please to sleep my little Joffrey this is the creepiest thing you’re stuck in here with me stop Larry forever you and me we’re friends

Hi Sully from Lotus Sully it son from Ulster see Mike yeah no he’s so never mind my kiss degree oh yeah never good night Joffrey have you enjoyed it today good night creepy man night Joffrey my god oh my god that’s exciting that’s really saying that was horrible

Oh my god that’s really get it so thanks uh knock sight and the knocks crew thanks a lot for giving me nightmares yeah thank you guys see you next time bye you