JeromeASF – Becoming A Millionaire In Minecraft

All right well we are completely broke so we need to go ahead and start making money any way possible and I’m thinking the oldfashioned lumber jacket business could be for us so let’s see if I have one log here I go ahead and deposit it

And R A dollar nice okay let’s go again here and another dollar you know I think this might take me a very long time at this rate if I actually want to make a million dollars so perhaps I should use some of this to make maybe some wooden

Tools and go mining instead that might be good or I heard a sheep around me I wonder how much wool sells for let’s let’s go kill the Sheep come here sheepy sheepy sheepy all right I got raw mutton and wool now we don’t need the wool so I’ll

Sell that I made another dollar wasn’t that good look weird F they’re just crawling all over to me get over here cow how much like leather costs all right here we go two leather as well oh they were $2 each as well we’re at $10 now we’re rich all right well kind of

Anyway not all right at this rate we’re not going to make any significant money at all so I’m going to go try and find one of my my friends oh hey wait a second here there’s one of my friends houses all right let’s get over there uh

Oh we already got a crafting table right here make a little bit of a boat hello friend who is that Steve true hey dude I need your help buddy what do you need I need to make a million dollars and I’m only at 357 I’m pretty broke dude oh I got you covered

Man you know the best way to make money no but I’m listening getting kelp Jerome we’re in a kelp field what are you trying to sell Bitcoin or something what is this garbage come on in let me show you let ah all right all right I’m coming in I’m coming

In look J oh my gosh it’s the kelp Factory why do you do you have an automatic kelp what is wrong and you know what’s the best part about it I’m cooking kelp with kelp did your friends and family know you’ve been doing this

No oh my God can I steal some of this and sell it uh yeah sure thing go for it no way hey all right Steve I need your help buddy are you willing to be hired in my business for the low low price of one stick I would like to employ you and

Getting money for me that’s it that’s all I got that’s my whole pitch you know I don’t have anything better to do so yeah I’ll continue doing exactly what I’ve been doing the whole time which is getting kelp thank you buddy in fact I’m just selling your kelp I made like a 100

Bucks there so keep it up buddy keep getting me K all right well I I’ll get to working on this don’t you worry about a thing buddy come back in a couple of days you’ll have your yourself a bunch of kelp all right thanks buddy good luck

On your Expedition couple days I’ve only got like one day to become a millionaire Chase all right let’s get to work and try and get some full iron armor or at least try and smelt some really good ores and plus along the way who knows maybe we’ll even find some diamonds

Which I’m sure going to be worth like thousands of dollars each all right there we go oo dude there’s lapis and Diamond down there all right I got to go smelt this up quick get the iron pickaxe and let’s get to work we’re going to

Make so much money get out of here lapis all right this is probably going to be worth so much money please be a big deposit yeah let’s go 22 and 31 of them all right selling them oh dude they gave us like $11,000 and look we got a shop

What in the world all right handeld shop dude I can buy anything that I need now if I need more steak dude we never have to worry about steak again hold on a second here dude D dude I have a stack of steak now all right perfect what else oh oh

Man I don’t want to buy the iron stuff cuz I’ve already done a good job of smelting so much of it that’s still really cool though what else can we buy next page diamonds okay we can buy diamond armor what am I looking at level one office level two office level three

Office personal helper private jet private yacht I mean those are 5 and 10 million but everything else is totally below $1 million we you get one of those right now like a level one office for 25 Grand that needs to be our new goal we

Need to get 25 Grand to get an office bill building oh dude not only is there diamond and Lapis there but there’s also diamond and Lapis right over here next to us as well all right we’re going to grab that and then we’re going to have

To make our way down there now I think I should be able to make that jump there yeah there we go and let’s collect the rest of this dude we’re going to make thousands of dollars here all right so first things first let’s sell off the lapis there we go couple thousand now

Let’s sell off a singular diamond and see what it’s worth I’m thinking like 10 grand I was like 250 bucks that was nothing if we don’t get this office building up stat we are never going to make a million dollar honestly at this point I don’t even care much about this

Gold I want to go hire more of the Buddies to help us out Steve’s kelp Farm is barely pulling weight out here whoa all right if I know anything about dropsy she loves the new Cherry Grove biome in Minecraft so this has got to be where she’s living at oh

God yes can I help hey you can actually thank you you beat me to the punch I was wondering if you could help me make a million Minecraft a million oh a million just a casual million dollars uh I wouldn’t call that a casual number but

Um will you leave if I if I do that absolutely we talk we’ll talk to business plans inside so we already have Steve working on the kelp Factory right he’s making wa wait wait he has a k Factory oh yeah it’s no joke drops you this thing is making a straight dollar

Every hour yeah that’s some real throughput yeah so anyway uh I also really like this biome as well so I think this might be the new place that I put down my office building so I’m just go ahead and I’ll purchase one office another hey I can see through the window

What come on dropy let around yeah look at it my new it’s so ugly who trop there no way to talk about the office building come on come on look oh hello what him no you just called him ugly I just he wasn’t here yet I don’t know about this oh look he’s

Making more money than Steve’s Kel Factory oh my gosh let lot of money actually D I know and the crazy part is drop we can buy a level two office level three office hey that just builds here right you’re not you’re not adding more just kind of like adds more floors drone

Please right drone please right dropy have I mentioned the wonderful bathroom take a look it’s bathroom e wow buddy that’s that’s some that’s some good stuff right there I I know I figured as much so look we can hire out like two more workers in here

You know that’s what I’m saying I prob need to expand how we replace the walls they’re beautiful brick boring yes my favorite it’s the Pinnacle of American Suburban hey when when you buy these guys you’re good though right you’ll just kind of let me do my thing I I promise I promise

I’ll help you with the money I just want you physically gone yeah okay but the thing is drops you have a very important job keep in mind okay cherry blossom trees probably sell for a lot of money so I need you on team trees deforestation Nation you got to chop

Them all again that’s not not what team trees is but if that’ll that’ll get you out I’ll I’ll chop down as many trees as it takes there’s a whole Forest back there that I keep replanting so all right well you got a deal just uh let me

Get this last worker I’ll be out of your a yeah yeah well Deal’s a deal we got the last worker let’s get out dropsy hair but first let’s use her nether portal let’s go and sell some Netherrack and things that combined with our first office building and the fact that we

Have ston Kel dropsy tearing down all the forests by the way I don’t know what she’s thinking this really rude of her all right now we can test out some nether quarts as well all right so let’s see One Singular piece to sell for dude not even a dollar each

Piece what the heck all right so overall the nether is kind of poopy I’m thinking it might be time to either open up another office building for 50,000 or hire one of our friends oh it’s 100,000 let’s go hire a friend maybe instead first hey Cappy what uh what’s going on

Over here buddy what’s what are you building 5 4 oh my God cap cap 2 one what is it what was that welcome to Minecraft space program would you like to take a flight uh is it safe questionably so cap I I I didn’t really come here for

A space flight but I’ll do it if it means that you’ll you’ll join me I uh I’m looking to hire some people to help me out of make a meal oh my God cap cap cap cap cap what are you doing what are you doing woo whoa

What okay that was awesome Cappy would you like to help me make a million dollars in it for you I have uh one steak one steak I mean we’ve had a lot of failed tests I have plenty of steak if you want it like oh oh oh my cap how

Many cap cap this must have been a massacre I mean I get the steak for so it’s like two birds one stone my dude okay cap do you want to be our official astronaut butcher astronaut butcher space meat sounds like my sort of business let’s go all right deal cap

I’m going to hop into the rocket then launch me to space and just uh keep throwing some of that beef and stuff inside of that uh deposit box making us some money all right okay okay it’s depos right over there button right over there button right there button right

There here Shield up Shield up Shield up all right all right G do I jump oh no it doesn’t jumping for me oh you know whenever I see a village on fire I can pretty much always count on stead to be there so stad are you here

Buddy I’m looking to hire some oh hello there you are hey buddy I’m looking to hire some of my friends to help me out here news is though I do have a job for you pal what the job well being this Village is going to need some

Reconstruction I want you to be my office manager I’m going to be putting down a mediumsized office around you be plenty of employees to manage around actually don’t you can keep that sword that I owe okay thank you yeah consider that you’re signing bonus SL use it to

Beat him up beat who up use it uh you know what this area right here looks like the new Financial District so let me just go ahead and flip on over to level two office all right said I’m going to work on building this a little

Staircase up to this thing uh give me a moment all right honestly dead I blame the construction company for this one either way let’s see look dude it’s $20,000 per office worker so there’s one right there there’s one right there and so your job that is going to be making sure that

They stay on task and they do all the things that they’re supposed to be doing like making money from thin air I don’t really know where it comes from but it sounds like the real economy you know you’re right exactly all right so let’s get this last worker here stead you’ve

Already got your you know what stead as well leave you in a better place too here you go buddy I’m going to give you this this ah just spending a a little bit of the company money here you know in case you got to fight anybody oh

Thank you diamond armor you got yourself a diamond sword you’re looking all snap azy buddy perfect so I can’t burn the place down though right no do not burn the place down instead please insurance fraud drone I mean you are on to something here but let’s not you might

Accidentally hurt our workers oh yeah you’re right you’re right then why you give me the sword to being a monk you ask a lot of questions that I’m going to leave now oh hey monkey what’s up dude oh hello so I was on my way good I was on my way looking

For a stronghold and I completely ran ran out of ender eyes uh I need to get to the end I want to see how much the end blocks are worth uh I was hoping maybe you had some and I could buy them from I could it’s possible but what do

You uh you know it’s it’s not going to be a cheap not going to be a cheap business deal here Dr how much for like a stack of them like 16 ender eyes uh 16 ender eyes we’ll do uh casual like a five stacks of diamonds or so

Five Diamond Stacks do you know how expensive that is no I don’t but uh you seem to need these and you have a lot of diamonds so fine all right give me a second here all right monkey drive a hard bargain but here we go I’m going to

Start with wasting pretty much all the money that I possibly have here oh my God I have to click this literally 64 times five times 300 times all right monk here you go five stacks of diamonds and here’s like a half broken shield as well oh thank you

I’ll take it all right can I have the under eyes please so if you’ll come over to my to my business location over here very subtle as you can tell no one will ever predict oh there we go right into the I literally need one eye I Hate

Everything why did I why did I waste all that money on monk all right there it is the dragon egg we hit it once and you just got to do the oldfashioned torch trick underneath this that down like so boom now how much is the Ender Dragon egg going to sell for

100,000 like 400 bucks bruh really I’m getting out of here all right well you know what if we want to make a million dollars extra quick I think it’s finally time we buy the $250,000 level three office look at that building oh my gosh it’s like so many

Stories all right let’s go in there and let’s see if we can start hiring some workers there we go I’m going to break through the front door because I can ah hire a worker here 50,000 50,000 there dude I wonder how many workers you can hire here oh my God there’s even more

Over here another two yeah I’ll take that that’s six total workers dude look at how fast the money is flying up we’re literally going to have a million dollars in like minutes oh my God there’s more floors we literally can’t even how many floors are there to this place dude all right these

Should be the last two office workers and now in this room is the office manager which should give us a nice old multiplier as well so I think that’s the last person once we get him we’re going to be making money like never before

There we go g g dude now we just sit around and wait for a million dollars to come in the door guys so I brought you here for a party but I don’t know what’s going on here I have Frozen all your ass liquidated we got to kill him dude he

Stopped me for being a millionaire we’re $1 away get Mr cashy get him get him is he stealing our to be liquidated yeah is going to liquidate all of our cash don’t let him liqu assets no why can I burn him setting the bomb Cube you should

Lead him towards the bomb Oh my god that actually worked all right cap yeah C Is Right bring him towards the bomb Cube guys over here guys this way opposite direction of where you’re hitting him come on guys he’s going to stop me from becoming a millionaire c l it buddy oh

Oh br get Mr there really it’s enough to kill me he’s back oh no and he’s exploding where’d he go where’d he go where’d he go he’s got two water no he’s over here now oh he teleports on every hit D dude oh God explodes he explodes too on every hit oh my

Gosh got stop Mr cashy the real estate is going so low we did it and we’re worth $4.8 million oh my go W well guys I think it’s time for a Party