JEV PLAYS MINECRAFT MULTIPLAYER

All right what’s going on guys chef and welcome back to some more minecraft yesterday I made a video saying something along the lines of like it should I quit minecraft so basically I just read a bunch of comments and just basically talked about the tragedy that happened in my whole survival world I

Think this time around [ __ ] it let’s just try the multiplayer modes now there’s something mean that I’m gonna be quitting survival altogether or some [ __ ] like that but I went on this thing this was like the most highly requested server or most used one hypixel I don’t

Know what that means but I’m gonna join the server ah hello a fat juicy hoe that will be amazing at farming guarding a wonder if more grown-ass men are playing this [ __ ] in comparison to kids I don’t even know what’s happening so what are we supposed to do here after the wool

Crazy wall smash heroes fools warlords mega walls T&T game’s prototype build battle sky wars arcade what’s in the arcade I like video games over here stop doing that there’s one player in throwout feels metallic see wars ender spleef I didn’t seek zombies party games hole-in-the-wall how do I just find

Hunger games is there hunger games on this [ __ ] or like well what am I supposed to pick here okay so let’s look at all games here dragon wars and shadow know what any of that means sky wars murder mystery one murderer one detective and a whole lot of innocence

Can you survive this tense social game of betrayal and murder I’m not gonna sit here and befriend Little Jimmy and he’s just gonna stab me in my [ __ ] throat Hector bed along with your teammates and destroy enemy beds to win why that’s just mean why would I destroy someone’s

A bit jump down the pit to instantly fight with over 50 players the most fast-paced combat on hypixel I mean okay [ __ ] it you just jump down there and [ __ ] fight or what my dimensions must be prestige one to access it there’s levels why is this [ __ ] so deep I

Respect that resets and renown you must be level 122 axis how do I see my level how do I know how much gold I have I have zero how do I get more for a minute okay everyone’s tell me go [ __ ] myself found it to the hole I go I’m killing

Everybody trying to hit his ass that guy just beat the [ __ ] out of me when I hit him way more get away from me Jimmy oh my straight resist to cream Becky level up it’s okay I don’t have a golden sword that’s not fair I’m running

You’re never gonna kill me in your life my strength is too nice wash it’s [ __ ] stupid let me find another game please I just want to leave I have eleven hold gold after I’ve died like four times I’m not dude you’re so bad that’s the wrong you’re but you know

Look at these guys 37 million XP and I leave how does a man leave ender chest or items forever okay I must be level something back to lobby never going in the paper again that was the most annoying [ __ ] I’ve ever done featuring the Angel of Death so well an insane

Mode play on your own or in teens okay let’s do sky wars with Evie the delivery man seven new deliveries must be at least a VIP dude I don’t know which one the pick let’s just uh let’s go solo I guess I don’t want to let my teammates down

Those servers running in that mode right now what the [ __ ] is going on good wired people just like straight up [ __ ] flaming angels in [ __ ] I’m just down here looking what the [ __ ] what do I do it’s ten seconds what do I do in ten seconds why are we trapped in glass I’m

Going down let’s put my shoes on okay put my pants on snow balls what are snow balls for somebody fell already ugh this is gold over here okay I can make me a golden sword there’s diamonds diamonds hello I don’t know what this music is I don’t

Like this how do I crash I’m not used to crafting without this thing so we put it like this and then this and then this this how do I make a sword oh there it is okay diamond sword I’m ready this guy already has golden armor and [ __ ] wouldn’t I don’t know how to build [ __ ] I give up this guy’s just hitting all the buttons over here I don’t look at me all I have is chainmail and [ __ ] iron-on I can’t do anything what do I even do edge it’s all chess have been refilled okay well

None of this really helps that much I think I don’t know I didn’t get anything back cool do I build my way over to them or something now I’m afraid to fight this guy this guy is souped up I’m good Why would you do that for what you’re never gonna kill me stupid go over at me and try to take the shot like I was gonna let him hit me grow up I haven’t even seen anybody else none of these other chests are open is

It just three of us well I’m not gonna be able to be either these guys so I’m jumping on I’m not about to sit there go over there and actually fight this guy on this laggy a sir that’s ridiculous this is my skywars profile look at me

I’m [ __ ] useful I have three of a hundred and twelve achievements no heads no kills no wins no progress some of these skins are really cool my eyeballs are just like these beady black squares that’s it you know what let’s do murder mystery [ __ ] plastic and double up

Okay what the [ __ ] Let Me In click to play I am I I’m cooking it am I not so ok I wasn’t I’m an idiot I’ve had the compass in my hand dude this [ __ ] is so overwhelming murderer chance 1% I don’t know how to play if I do game starts in

5 seconds you are innocent survivor as long as you can if the murderer doesn’t kill everyone you win if the detective is killed their bow is dropped use it to kill the murderer I hear someone walking around I’m gonna get murdered outside orange and I just like sit inside and

Hide I don’t really oh wait I have a goal I want to buy a shovel for gold sure fine the detective got killed I’m just gonna hide upstairs I don’t know what’s going on I’ll beat the [ __ ] out anybody I got a shovel you win murderer got killed you

See this is what you do you stay out of people’s way and hide they lie for as long as possible the detective is killed already oh [ __ ] I don’t know who the murderer is no one’s talking or anything they’re just someone’s dead up to oh [ __ ] does this guy know that I’m here

He’s gonna [ __ ] kill me as soon as he turns to me I’m leaving kids this guy somebody died and now he’s just standing here the guy with the girl he was just hiding but I got laid out look at me done that the detective died and then

The guy was standing next to the detective and I was like okay that makes sense I guess he’s the one that did it I didn’t have a bow or anything and that wasn’t the guy every survivor died found an epic dragon breath suit chess piece these guys are like gear Don here and

[ __ ] holy fire bo kart racers paintball warfare the vampires the walls arena brawl and quake parkour challenge how do I do a parkour challenge what is that where is the parkour mode where is the hunger games where is them I’m so confused dude this [ __ ] is so overwhelming again if people are

Facepalm because you guys have seen it in [ __ ] by hey let me throw your face into a [ __ ] book of a foreign language and then tell me how well you actually understand this you don’t know a vampire’s is I don’t know what the walls in purple car tracers maybe

Self-explanatory this is like trying to read Spanish when you know English you might recognize some words here in there just because of the whole Latin thing Paz Peck I don’t understand shapely vampires I don’t know what that means there are two roles you’ll play as a

Vampire or a survivor as a survivor you must survive against vampires and okay as a vampire you must kill all the survivor you can buy items and perks by opening your shop now yesterday that I wasn’t allocating like nearly enough RAM to Minecraft so now it runs like way

Better it was using like two gigs of RAM or some [ __ ] like that bumped it up to 16 gigs we like it per se are we all just running and jumping around let’s just say as a group guys alright nobody got killed by a vampire I think I’m drunk what is happening cellar

I don’t know accept my fate cos nobody goes to the cellar I don’t know what that means it is so dark outside I don’t like is there another way for people to come inside there’s a second floor did somebody come in my door where you at wait this was open

I became a vampire I guess just [ __ ] well I can see clearly because I’m a bit oh wait I thought vampires couldn’t invite themselves inside that just kicked my [ __ ] front door down and beat the [ __ ] out of me get him zombie were you gonna bum a vampire and I mean

I already died why are you killing me are these players I thought they were my friends I’m so confused the actual [ __ ] is going on I’m actually a [ __ ] idiot Full diamond gear and he’s able to just instantly heal himself I’ve watched him go from like literally six hearts to 20 hearts over nothing I’m following my bat friends guys seems to know where they are baby G like that we win there’s a battle pass come on guys I I don’t this is

Overwhelming I’m good holy [ __ ] let’s just go back to the simple times FEC peyrac we [ __ ] we fee Cameron we’re going to bed I just remembered I lost all my stuff I mean it’s not all of my stuff I mean I still have some stuff in here but I really

Could have saved myself I watched that clip back so many times probably tomorrow cuz that was a lot my litter I actually have a headache I’m so confused that was so overwhelming can somebody tell me how I do like the parkour [ __ ] like a challenge runs into obstacle courses and [ __ ] that sounds

Like fun as far as actually competing with people I don’t know about that don’t even have XP to enchant my [ __ ]