Joebuz – Minecraft | Who’s Your Daddy? THEY CAGED ME! (Baby Traps Crazy Man)

Why are you showing us an addict what the heck it’s pretty spacious I did not approve this demo in my house I’m gonna kill it alright you got the guns where’s the blaster I don’t have any guns give me a give me a gun I’m opening it up shoot it

Surely ho please come on don’t it’s not I’m not really a woman it was all it was all part of a routine because this I get changed her it her him I was auditioning for a film wait okay you tracked down that animal and caught it yes

Wait what is that an animal that was the thing that was trying to impersonate one son in kiss from mom no no stay away from me what you wait who are you who is this who are you this is I’m supposed to say anything if I’m behind bars fine there’s no bars

Okay open them open it I open it and I can hold them to grab you guys okay no bars Joe look we have to discuss this over some delicious it’s not a banana what do you mean it started punana pineapples oh okay everybody gather round we’ll

Have a conversation he’ll tell us and we won’t murder him unless we feel like it why is he laying down please take off the dress sir do I have to I’m not wearing anything underneath keep the dress on you can have that order oh wait I’m wearing the same pick okay now

Listen up yeah do these shoes make my butt look big son Red’s not your color meadow is all his color I am Fred Red’s your only color okay well it begins with this the story long ago what is it is that the dog you play dolls kid no it’s you I heard

About you hey everyone everyone take a look stop stealing it I okay you take a look stop brain whining why can’t I keep away from cannibal who knows your name it says Cody wait hey I got them what’s happened get the bike shoot the bike respond

Point guys head to the reefs on point I’m so hungry you tried to steal her food get down there HUP 2 up – ha ha ha ok ok I gave him your microwave great was it no bring me who Brun the pains that sit down on the couch come sit

Is that story mister so why were you here why were you impersonating mom I don’t even understand why were you in that trashcan and why were you talking in such a weird voice I was you came over to me and I was looking for my dinner I’m homeless

By the way which is very nice of you to bring me here I was looking for food for my next meal and you came over like my wife so I just went with him and you said you were auditioning for a part in that play yes as a war film lieutenant

Joe right is it say your name Joe I could be I knew who Joe was I think well it says it says my name on these so I presume unless I found those good found those in the dumpster Maya what are they pills I want some no it

Don’t just don’t teach take stream nin pills hey why you gotta be so mean guys hey not shooting all right okay all right well the truth is none of none of that was true the truth is I’m prophet and I came to bring you your mother’s there’s your

Mother and there’s your mother all right my mother my mother did crack his mother actually never had a mother Hannibal’s mother what is this yeah you did you know when I was running she even she doesn’t want to be here hey take it back hey okay we gotta trap your mother when

I was lying I think is that like a fish out of water oh it’s dying you do anything your mom mom we got a digger out me dead stop tearing up the floor yeah but I needs water get into the pool oh oh I got it you killed everybody’s mother I did you

With lighting your children your your silly children who do not put a heavy for themselves yes the flavor kids we’re having a barbecue open the door I can do that we’re having a barbecue kill the chicken kill the chicken will butcher I’m just like at a butcher shop okay all

Right well if I give you presents will you forgive me no you killed our mom what kind of presents okay this one I’ll save yours for last um husband hey here you go yo-yo you were not but that’s over is it yeah well here’s one for you squid man I

Like your actual Kraken and and here’s one for you crab you can take after you your mother I actually like her you know I’m supposed to put it around your neck well how am I supposed to wear it that’s where it goes right wait why do you come bearing gifts and where did you get those didn’t you check him for anything on him you get out of gun or something

Here’s your gift I don’t want more bananas they pineapples great great so exotic you’re here because you wanted to kill I said so and you just one of the places day yeah it’s time to go base like you no no no no the truth is the truth is I

Love you bring him to the butcher shop butcher shop you play a good penny for you wait wait Gio dad nope we’re going to the butcher shop no I mean Cody can we cook him and eat him I want to I just you look a lot like

That chicken that was thrown out of the butchers when I was a boy wait you were at the butcher shop what did sorry sorry I didn’t mean to it wasn’t an accident I promise it wasn’t it was an accident I was I would didn’t mean to sorry it’s um what happened a

Moment I think this is your long-lost uncle lost warning our goal wait no you were the one who stone in the street you’ll the last one just cuz I was the ugly duckling doesn’t mean I was lost he wasn’t a duckling though you were just just a really weird chicken I

Wasn’t a chicken I’m a penguin no booted out of the remember the butcher took us in we were orphans we will even have any source on the street and he said to come with me you’ll you’ll make me rich do you usually go with people on the street

That tell you to come with them we were orphans back well I did yesterday that’s way to not have learned my lesson had the book how did it go with the butcher today I was in a bucket for a day in a shelf in a store you piece

Yourself back together I know but it was there was some someone came in and bought the bucket and and they had glue glue I owe my life to them huh well you always told me your brother got eaten at KFC that was you know I need to kill us

Easy miss oak I assumed you died no no butcher is really kind of a pig chopped up chickens you be put back together I guess chickens do you know a study biology in school did we go to school no cool do these these go to school do

Orphans goes these what are you calling these these flee children of you hey my kids I worked hard my god your children abandon you oh you have a dog I told you I’m not KFC they don’t accept Italians can I run oh that’s that’s the cap wells don’t touch

That it’s very aggressive he didn’t do you like apple pies nice boy apple pie yes come see this lady she gives you a ton of them I introduced him to the Capitals hey mrs. and mr. Cavaliers my long-lost uncle oh hi I’m Sal capo just wanted to give

You a home-cooked meal for tonight all right there’s a few more at her feet she’s nice I think I might yeah oh yo he’s trying to steal a mrs. cap well yeah what happened to your head you have a slug on your head don’t touch it no

It’s one of those facehugger things I’m sure it’s a boonie it’s my friend hey hey hey don’t kill it no no no he’s my only friend Ivan see ha tonight don’t please No I’m your father how come I’m the one who always dies so now love me please dad I think your

Car’s smoking I’m getting in I’m getting annoying let me in I want to be in yeah come on kids come with me come with me kids no no no crap stop it would you I’m not sure I want to be a part of this great protection get away from us you’re

Not my brother no libri they blew up my wheels wait this watch out Johnson’s a slug I brought it up look I gotta crack a lease no please not again it’s bring it back I’m having flashbacks you’re tearing my family apart you hear that mothers and yes being a prophesy you speak of

Memories kill him Johnson’s I’ll pay for this it’s all free time yes wait ah he’s reloaded everything no we should put me down I got the chicken I’m staying with uncle ah save me up to the attic oh my god was there a picture of a clown

Up here wait there he is he’s waiting for us you’re the mother shield what’s wrong with you people I’ve had enough wrong with you open it open the side of the house they’re not welcome anymore I got them I’m going up to the roof give me back my uncle buddy bad buddy

Where did you all go put the bunny down though I’m dead so can I have a good jury if want the bunny hi can we all stop killing each other in the Adam in it now yes I’ll leave them alone we’ll just leave my bunny alone

All right listen to you my other kids uncle E does not allowed to say here you’ll die mother for more than no wait this – do two months oh the creeper oh you shot me you shot me technical stop being such a baby hey Helen

Nope he’s got the bunny oh my god it’s on my head get off no I got it off just stay still Hey please oh wait so he’s off it was on face off this is off now it’s off got him he’s dead okay I’m just gonna pretend like that

Didn’t happen anyways your uncle will be staying for two days two days please wait we need to have a blood test I want you in the same that’s my room you’re not allowed to go this is my room oh my brother’s already ruining my life you gotta eat these you gotta eat them

You gotta eat them you kids will be teaching him the house rules you eat two of them don’t give me two no tacos on the bed no please you know the rules eat two of them and then you go like this oh please teach me

Ten pie I just I’ll teach you right on his bed nice you piace enough to kill him it’s gonna be fun it’s gonna be awful