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But he’s awesome yeah but he’s wrong yeah but he’s awesome I don’t know how awesome you can be if you use [ __ ] streamlabs you can’t argue with Levi when he when it gets like this I mean I can just won’t do anything I have like two hearts I’m not

Doing too well I have no hunger I have no I have hunger I have hunger I need no hi triix hi barbecue with sauce hi jix there’s a b me oh no that’s not like a normal Minecraft be it’s a [ __ ] ninja ass the IP doesn’t work what the

Hell yeah you get the did you get the mod pack and the mods and the first Forge did you do what you were supposed to did you do the mods did you do what you needed To Conor what’s that thing in the bottom right do I have to yes it’s a minec you have to get the mods to play the game read the [ __ ] announcement Channel man it’s not that Tri pixon it’s so easy it’s it’s so easy Carter could do it

Oh and that’s saying something that is saying something that’s saying something need [ __ ] food I have no food just like the deu deu on the radio what are you saying what are you talking about now just what are you talking about we on like easy or what be

Difficult what the hell I don’t know pretty sure it’s normal I have no clue how to check okay so Connor I’m at this screen what do I do about this did you select the new one that I sent you yeah that’s the one I had last

Time and then I chose the middle one and it does the same thing my [ __ ] God okay go back wait go to your C Forge yeah go to your Cur Forge and then just go delete it okay go delete everything and then install the one that I put in Discord

Yeah go delete all your hand Hills and reinstall everything gotcha it’s a Dwebble it’s a dble there’s a heat Mark Conor look at my stream okay I’m not looking at your stream please I’ll he’s so cool I’ll go keep more oh he’s the armad yeah armad I’m a d though

Oh I heard you been a bad girl I’ve heard you been a bad girl don’t do this don’t start don’t start with me my dead Trump body is on the floor no dude what the [ __ ] do any of these Pokemon drop food can I just Slaughter something and get

Some food this is this is not this is not taking a short amount of time can you like share your screen on Discord let me [ __ ] know what your problem is no my problem is that my Wi-Fi is not [ __ ] loading the download link oh that’s why end your stream

Never turn it back on wait no it it there it is never play never do anything on YouTube ever again just quit go go silent and then we can what happened to the hand kill experience oh yeah make like a commentary video and then we’ll get

Huge it’s more of a video essay custom profile import what is that there no it’s a might okay I’m about to get my [ __ ] kicked this is not going to be good it’s loading all the mod so slowly end your stream no I have like 30 people in here you have

Two I’m GNA start baby zombie and I have no meeing yeah okay hi hey spider no no no no please hi trixon we’re getting there slowly but surely oh oh I don’t know what that is but I like it I got a gold Claymore with sweeping age three

I also have a Ric tablet you guys are getting you guys are getting based and I’m not even getting to join it’s cuz you suck and I hate you what’s the icicle scroll oh I just used it it’s gone forever now okay let’s go oh the mine cart drops with the chest very

Cool which Pokemon drop food I’m really hungry I don’t know test it out oh my [ __ ] god start killing things I got on mod 43069 it’s just called essential mod there’s not even a name to it okay there we go it’s G that’s it name is essential it’s just essential it’s just

The best one no that’s that’s the multiplayer one actually I don’t know why we have that to be honest I don’t know they had it yeah well they were not running a server they were running a world with one guy sitting on it were they yeah

Why do you think we had to keep getting invited back real real it’s okay guys we’re almost I’m almost there it’s okay it’s okay I can’t I open this chest CU you suck okay I hate you got a there we go arcan of essence bro you already got

[ __ ] diamonds and [ __ ] [ __ ] I got one Diamond okay I’m down yeah you can make a shovel I don’t I got rice oh I don’t have OptiFine let’s go [ __ ] rice Conor do you have OptiFine I do [ __ ] okay I’m I’m g go do that real quick

Online I left the description of the stream I just realized it’s it’s still Sho Sho you can call me [Laughter] shto have ice have F I just want a good family half ice half fire I just want a good family press enter to enable the Nar why

Can’t I find wait why can’t I add optify hello gav damn it no [ __ ] I accidentally clicked quick game it won’t show on my screen what the [ __ ] is wrong with you I’m on the add more content and I’m typing an optify and it’s just not there

You actually just went over to quit game and then I was looking for options so I could full screen just press f11 wait all right wait what I have an issue yeah let me know no let me see op to find okay let me let me give you my

Discord all right so here I am right sitting in my garage yeah don’t add more content okay go to click the three dots again open folder I can’t see your it’s right here I can’t see it hold on hold on hold on here I am on my way it’s it’s in here

Look all the roads I have paved and every broken heart that I’ve made try it again server yeah it’s supposed to be in mods uh here let me let me rip it out real quick pinging where did it go why is it Pinging the what the wait a minute stop go back close your files go to curse Forge oh there we go here I am okay just okay delete can you delete that uh profile and just download the one that I put in the Discord now we’re finally playing Minecraft and no one has joined the server me and Gavin and Levi it’s weird cuz people joined the servers the Discord specifically to play the server I guess it is like 11: yeah that’s exactly what the [ __ ] I was talking about you idiot well they’ll

Wake up tomorrow and see it okay I hate you yeah and then they’ll join and then we’ll come back to all 150 slots build 120 no one likes you I don’t like you either oh stop to do this Oh all right I’m ending My Stream and then I’m going to have to restart it it’s being upset I caught Mother Nature are we got to we got to link up Conor your link is not doing wonders this is not good no it probably works I think it’s just me

How do I make my finin Not Dead uh just wait it’ll revive over time or you can put it in a healing machine oh healing machine wait there’s a there’s a m shaft in the real world What rope oh I just L oil and bombs a cooking pot I need that vampiric glove uh I don’t know what’s going on rice let’s go I’m heading download and it’s just taking me to another export link and not working let me see let me see let me see

Watch it’s literally on my screen let me watch wait did I end my stream hands I did the [ __ ] oh I have a vampiric glove now dude no it’s there yes con this what’s this is what’s happening ow oh [ __ ] can you stop it send it to me personally and see if that

Works well if it doesn’t work for you then for no please don’t do this Gavin can you make it so that normal people can’t type in it normal people Hey guys I have one viewer no one likes me I’m actually leaving the stream good it’ll be zero now hoay all right so it opens this just fine but when I hit download it’s upset I think it’s my computer all right I’m going to I don’t

Want to restart my computer I have to reopen everything okay well I’ll be right back oh No Monsters it’s me too I’m a monster okay something is wrong with my [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] I’m monster zombies no zombies I want to get I want to get the vtuber profile that that guy had

For didn’t have a vtuber profile I’m here hello triix no you know that video Todoroki no of bakugo and deu you like shut up holy [ __ ] what oh I’m sorry what did you want I love hand kill experience it’s more like it wa wait a minute I can actually see on the

Map wow holy crai gold Playmore fire aspect one okay I know Conor your link is [ __ ] yeah no it is my problem yeah that sucks fix it I want to put cabbage seeds yes just wait how does Levi have it if gold Claymore I don’t know because I sent him a

Something because I sent it to you guys personally but is it that same one I don’t know well it should be because that’s what I used for the server I’m just going to do this again oh no my computer is just pissed off I can’t download anything that’s awesome okay I I can’t

Do anything oh [ __ ] so what the [ __ ] maybe we [ __ ] up Google drive to me requests not many people want to play the game okay I still have the Zips is it Dash pixon if you’re still here is it working or have you just not tried we need we need some outside

Info look how cool I am Richard Nixon someone’s breaking in it sounds like someone’s breaking in it’s just a oh crap zombies oh no zombies and creepers uhoh a a thanks man I’m getting my role play I’m role playing it was awesome awesome I’m happy for you man just say

Richard Nixon’s the only one on his server that’s sad I’ll be there soon be there soon you don’t know what can you try it I don’t know my bit rate is awesome right now guys it’s green wow oh I have 31 followers nice nice I have two viewers well ankle

Experience has 125 subscribers so you’re kind of less he been doing this a lot longer okay I don’t think so no yeah isn’t my users in chat is 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 n and then Connor Conor yeah start streaming no wait why did we start a Minecraft

Server uh because we were upset that we were true we got we got got a this is really just out of spite yeah I mean pretty much [ __ ] there we go I’m going to I’m going to explore the world I thought everybody say I’m going to go to bed no

How long do you think we’ll play this before we get bored and never touch it again I give it an hour yeah probably what saying is I spent $4 and half dollars on oh my God the sewing kit I’d rather not have narrator here go

We tried the thing though is that we we tried well it’s not that we tried we have it true we do have it so even if literally no one ever joins wait don’t tell me I have to redo everything every time no way thought putting buzz word like SMP and I don’t know

Buzz literally what it is would like you know make us go viral but I guess it’s not that easy you said you figured out how to do the thing I updated the file the oh yeah well you can it’s pretty easy just look just like look it up it’s pretty

Easy to become a Minecraft Youtuber we’re just looking at this the wrong way we just all have to start being pedophiles yeah you’re right well I’m already there do all my [ __ ] controls we’re basically golden when you think about it why are you just walking

Around and why is there fov still at oh yeah you’re right cuz I’m dreaming of Republican town really oh my God oh my God Real and True the hell is load hot bar activator oh hello I’m going to kill you easy kill that [ __ ] kill that [ __ ] well it’s 2023 but we don’t call women that it’s a guy I do it’s a guy it’s not a girl that’s what I thought you can run on for a long time

Run on for a long I wonder how sleeping Works in this you sleep hello thanks you can tell that not rer you can tell that someday I’m going to know the lyrics to that song that D is not today I have no idea [ __ ] talking so I found someone’s furnace and crafting pot

Perhaps a settler perhaps a settler shut up perhaps it was a settler perhaps a settler perhaps it was a settler are you doing Mike Dawson that you know I wasn’t but now that I think about it Richard Nixon is it a fruit or not is it a fruit or not well I

Think yummy says break yummy why aren’t you here you are supposed to be the poster child we like figured out all the advertising and it was all around you oh help me help me please I need it I need help because it’s downloading oh true Bast in real oh no oh

Please oh [ __ ] shut up I just needed to sneeze I’m sorry I can’t not S I just needed to sneeze why can’t I sneeze can you that’s what you sound like you sound like [ __ ] idiot yeah that guy kind of sounded likeu so he’s kind of cool yeah you’re right I

Am I am and you just don’t know how to handle it I hit this guy with shotgun and he just can’t handle it he couldn’t he couldn’t handle it he couldn’t handle it he just couldn’t handle it ah ah no I need to get the [ __ ] out of here oh

[ __ ] get the oh [ __ ] way if if you are currently watching the stream if you team up with me you win because I’m awesome and I know everything if you team up with me wait minut aren’t we teaming up no you don’t oh all right if you team up

With me and Gavin you’re Republican yeah so I represent the liberal Community yeah g Connor’s the Liberals I’m the Republicans yeah and we’re going to have War I guess sorry d I’ll shut upixel didn’t like that the people only like it when I talk you’re right wait what killed fkin

Fakin just died by the way so ripped all the fkin fans I’m looking for Republican land if you join Republican land there will be watch parties of my hero Academia every Tuesday so weigh your options well we just do that every day by ourselves [ __ ] okay you’ve beaten me you’ve beaten

Me on this front oh my godi what’s your coordinates uh 333 67 -230 I’m not like there I’m I’m I’m on the move can you stand still for like a few minutes okay just didn’t even understand what he said I dream of Republican to what you said

That you were going to represent the Liberal Party hold on there’s a Vulpix I like we get Destiny to play with us no and then we could become part of his orbit I don’t think we could do that now wait no Gavin you’re you’re with me

Man well no I’m just saying I want to I I want to play with them I want a Vulpix get up there okay well I’m out of food no I’m not talking to you run anymore no I’m talking to me I I’m having a self I’m having an inner conflict Kevin Durant is

Following me ah no please I’m a bit of a die holy [ __ ] can I eat the rice die can’t eat rice are you kidding me rice can’t eat raw rice what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I mean you can but that dire of a situation and I’m in that dire of a

Situation die I [ __ ] do it I heard footsteps behind creep there are so many spiders man hi [ __ ] F I wonder if I can like put like in the corner I can just have that like deu video playing the entire time I me you can oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] tropix finally that a

Braon skin are you [ __ ] kidding me I’m gonna ban this guy don’t don’t ban people we need everyone we can get this guy’s trying to force me off my building block he’s forcing you ni’s trying to force me to have F [ __ ] I hate my life was maed by necromancers Undead you poor

[ __ ] I think I will be killing fenin is not alive yet I can’t kill it pin I need you and I’ll come to you I need to chop down a tree the server’s not lagging it’s fine it’s just you was already slain by maractus okay that’s what happened to me

Right oh our trees fell [ __ ] me up we’re like we’re like the cool other people wait why can’t icept we did this first my game is just really okay holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] my game’s really my game’s really going okay your sucks you need to get Ethan

Dude why cam up sets you on fire and does like four hearts a hit yeah know the Pokemon are super [ __ ] strong why uh it was probably high level was it high level I don’t know I just want to exist we’re gonna be it’ll be fine

Man I wasn’t trying to kick his ass ball not a lot which one uses green green ball that one we got yummy I need a I need a copper Ingot I’m I’m like really coming to the sense that I hate everyone in this [ __ ] Discord yeah know you shouldn’t have

Joined everyone hates you so it’s like kind of it’s it goes both ways I don’t hate you the difference is I’m cool and they’re wores the difference is that I dream of Republican town just not be [ __ ] following who joined speak a word me I dream [ __ ] you it’s me

[ __ ] all right what are your coordinates uh 340 78 276 how do I turn off the tutorial I haven’t played Java in a while and that’s it’s telling me what to do again uh don’t just do the tutorial just do it yeah that’s what I did I have to

Still is it a fruit or is it a nut a [ __ ] drown at me and now there’s things that are upset why is it fighting me you’re such a little [ __ ] I’m dead stop hitting me is me that’s what Tri piix does piix is a little

[ __ ] you should I’m trying to mess with my settings Pi’s a little [ __ ] stop stop oh give oh copper after me oh coer ring it my God why is everybody [ __ ] dying because this sucks think you bad [ __ ] idiot won’t let me mess with my settings without killing me 10

Times Richard Nixon has made it into the Stone Age I skipped the Stone Age and went straight to iron aren’t you a [ __ ] hero oh okay [Laughter] hero okay I need some things for a crafting bench wait or a furnace table what yeah furnace table that’s awesome see C this

Was mauled by the necromancer’s undead Y what were you doing hell happening I I was just in a forest and I got M by the me’s Undead Okay now I need to put my uh stuff if this kills me I’m going to be so pissed off and then I’m and then I’m

Going to declare that we get rid of the fighter flight this sucks you pissed me off you’re P me oh my there’s a oh my God private coming after me oh [ __ ] he’s still after me [ __ ] you sounded like de again wait why don’t why don’t you and Levi trade your

Um bra against wait you got a fale who has a female no way who is a female triix piix Tri okay triix is not gonna give me [ __ ] and you know that if I go to see triix he’s gonna [ __ ] kill me yeah you’re right all right get set up first I

Accident got rid of my cabbage seeds confront him is it a fruit or is it to b or a nut is it a fruit or a nut hold on let me let me text him text him what that is going to [ __ ] kick my ass you’re going to actually pull out

Your phone and text him no and that yep that’s what I expected yeah that’s exactly he keeps it real he’s real he based that’s what you know how I asked you for your coordinates like twice already I’m going to ask a third time okay it’s uh 325 negative

-273 almost there you’re in that jungle all my my fenin is healthy so I’m going to kill I forgot my roll key is still bound to R what am I ever going to have to crouch in my life all right that’s something that you do like every other second in

Minecraft wait Levi do you have any Pokéballs I have eight you come here and give me one I found a Slowpoke and I want it I ain’t coming to you well I’m almost there I mean like just give me one I’ll go back and get them there will be

Others well no he’s like Prime capturing level cuz he’s below my Squirtle beneath my Squirtle oh thanks I’m goingon to go get him and then I’ll be back for daunt ball I don’t know it’s the only one I could make okay not this not this shut the

It’s the only one I could [ __ ] make man yeah stop why are you so mean to him dude what the [ __ ] wrong with you man cow cow chicken o oaat I only have one attack move and it’s dolphin squid chicken cabbage seeds why is it marking cabbage seeds on my

Map just it marks every item you can turn that off I think I got him I got him a new friend that’s that’s like the name of my hero Academia episode you know it is are off I know but like no it’s it’s Levi that’s I it’s

Conor’s fault that I’m like this I didn’t do anything I just showed you you were the one who were like we need to watch this please I need to watch moreu Academia you you are the one who are like that though you’re the one who’s like that yeah but you’re continuing it

You’re fueling the fire [ __ ] yeah but we’re watching it for different reasons you and me what is this spawn why are you in a desert right about it okay we couldn’t choose the [ __ ] spawn we can’t choose wor biomes actually the the desert is actually uh cool it’s actually very

Hot I just left all my [ __ ] copper in that cave I need to go back for it in the middle of nowhere I’m going to make pronoun land damn you make pron land we’re antithesis of what Republican land is all about I thought it was Republican town I don’t know

Anymore we chose our we chose Richard Nixon and Donald Trump man that’s all that’s as far as I went that’s as far as I planned this city biome no it isn’t there’s a forest across the way is there I you need to swim of course I can make white balls I think

I’ll just run in the opposite direction I think I’ll do better than swimming holy [ __ ] [ __ ] why is fenin out of the ball you suck keep fenin in the ball why do you not keep fenin outside the ball it’s awesome cuz the last time I did I

Like swam across the ocean and fenin died killed fenin already didn’t die fenin fainted I want thisin anyway it’s a dude is yours a dude too yummy yeah damn it that’s the most common by the way we have 120 slots on the server so like it’s it’s going to be

Filling up soon so you’re you should be you should be glad ymy that you got the early spot uhuh what are the controls to this the Pokemon you can change it in the key binds just okay theg Trio is trying to kick my ass kill it fenin kiding me kill it

Fenin fenin what are you doing kill it Ember it you just one shot it good job fenin is level 12 my Slowpoke is a girl can you tell your mom to shut up she just sneezed yeah I didn’t like approve of it though oh yeah true he has to approve of

Everything wait what the [ __ ] get this out of my own man swear I’m sorry man where weic land I don’t know I’m looking oh I found a village I’m going to go plunder that where I’ll give you the cords once I get there are we going to be able to go to

Allout war with Conor and his liberal land of course we are I’ll win no you won’t I will what the [ __ ] is this he’s only level I don’t want we have I found stones from be so [ __ ] hard to get a level three up to anything gav think it this way we have

Alex Jones on our side and they have what who we also have benir true we have powerhouses is totally going to try to kill me I got some Arcane Essence by the way if anyone wants some Arcane 24 I I got some more rice if anyone wants some more rights rice not

Rights wa you liberal damn it damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] 40 slip all I need 24 sticks it’s like P would want me to I found a mime junor everyone’s favorite Pokemon not even a Mr M Jor dude I’m getting some hay that’s the that’s about the most exciting thing you can

Say Leo what are the coordinates okay uh 5884 -270 oh my God you went so far yeah I’m a bit of an Explorer I’ll do that I’m sorry I got some more tomato seeds and some more arane Essence I can go and an empty map oh freaking growth r fight

Fight uh oh I this thing’s level 16 I’m not going to be able to uh I can my Squirtle Ember oh he run run away you need to choose an action press and then there’s the tutorial in the way so I can’t see it for me it’s R I’m pretty sure mine’s default

So it’s R by default but like three things are R yeah roll combat roll is R select spell is r i don’t have any spells yet though so it’s cool [ __ ] the drown for me yeah oh yeah it is just Pixelmon I’m not missing out on much dude it’s Cobble

What the [ __ ] are you talking about coming up in here all high and mighty you don’t know anything I hate you I hate you talking to I’m talking to eeve he’s in the chat my fenin died it is not it’s also Eevee it’s not

Just Kon we have like a mod list of like a thousand bazillion mods so yeah think before you speak finally made it to trees and then a big cantti ped came and killed me a s ofor I got wheat seed and by the way Richard Nixon has found

The vampires GL so we already are like magic G oh by the way uh I forgot what the coordinates were so I’ve just been wandering around 6275 275 oh my kobon Pixelmon what’s the difference in kobon you can have sex yeah you can’t shut yes you can

[ __ ] wait my finin died what the hell happens the hell stop leaving it out of the ball what happens now I don’t I was asking God what happens now God there’s a necromancer after me sorry yeah you better be I’m not sorry anymore okay you freaking nerd you flipping freaking this guys are

R mod guys guys okay what is your favorite Rick and Morty episode the one where they die like every episode and then bury themselves in the backyard really I don’t like any of the episodes cuz n Peter Griffin ow [ __ ] where where are you poie tree [ __ ] sake where are you pooky bear

I’m here Pooky don’t call me that look to your right Richard Nixon Donald Trump is here oh Trump is here oh hello don’t worry DJ team made it the the top team is together I’m going to use her bed thanks I don’t need [ __ ] raw rice oh [ __ ] help me help me

Okay okay it’s good again man no need to worry anymore I need ah a nice rest steal this bed for me if you don’t mind what is that is this where we want to set up Republican land or do we want to go no no we’re we’re we’re going we’re we’re

Going further out we need to find the perfect spot you have food yeah yeah yeah a lot where’s that behind you we ain’t no we ain’t no dirty commies real so we uh give our people food which way are we going to CW like hold on I need to figure out what I

Need to remove from my inventory throw some [ __ ] away yeah what’s a slime Pearl do probably something I’ll keep that yeah hold on let me make more bread so we can break bread whenever we get to Republican land I have three apricorns of different colors that I can’t turn into Pokéballs

CU I only have three oh how do I craft in Stacks uh hold left Mouse instead of [ __ ] rightous wait shift click it you don’t need to do it any shift click wait that’s [ __ ] okay bro you so bad I created too much hay what are you doing

What I just saw you try to put three hay bills in the pattern what a freaking idiot what the hell’s happening what the [ __ ] is happen I have like ghosts in my [ __ ] crafting table what the hell I have like ghost weed what the [ __ ] is happening what the

Hell this is so dumb hey Conor do you have my stream open per chance you doing that oh you’re son of a [ __ ] okay okay you take you take this stack of bread nice and now let’s let’s go on a journey let’s go on a journey I like the radicate but it’s too high level it will kick my ass famp wait I want the FY hold on what level is your

Squirtle uh 11 I almost just one shot him I don’t have a sword ah [ __ ] oh my God Trump we need to stay together what type is fany like normal like blue I don’t know water blue blue I oh never mind he’s a level two I don’t want it wait hold on I

Can tame a horse I have a saddle nice I have a name tag three actually oh my God there’s a pat rat okay FY is a ground type apparently according to Eevee I just accidentally a [ __ ] f p is a ground type this let me on you how do I get a

Horse just keep right clicking it until it gives you hearts and then it’ll be like you’re using not the saddle you don’t even want to use the saddle you just want to right click them with nothing I thought it was the saddle oh yeah it it’s just nothing yeah know you

You have to take P it first and then you can put the saddle on love me what the [ __ ] I’m here for all Pokemon related questions okay what’s the best Pokemon it is an incredibly subjective question the best Pokemon is not one definitive Pokemon but whatever Pokemon

You yeah like what’s the best one Gom yeah what’s the what’s the best one what do you think about Garchomp like what’s the best one though Garchomp is really good um good objectively the best one probably including legendaries and stuff like that would have to be zation because it is nerd nerd nerd

Alert Rich 1000 you’re running the wrong way called where are you can you like ride on the back of the horse your left ready like toggle you on my map hold on stop moving stop moving wait where’s the I need to go to the map settings too because I want to like I

Need to ha some of this where’s the filter ah video settings video settings video settings I think it might be in video settings no also no I cannot get on the back of your horse okay I’ll just do you have any Awesome you just picked it back up oh my [ __ ] god there you go made myself some nuts says he’s joining now who awesome mes like basis because B server’s popping off the server is you know everyone loves we already have as much people as they have so like we’re based we’re

Basically dream people can be on the server when I’m not on so it’s more this is basically dream SMP you’re right can we not well none of us are pedophile wait never mind we have one pedophile damn we do have a pedophile that’s the problem

Yeah I was I was literally about to say we even have the pedophile who’s this guy what is this guy so ailly can’t see cuz my horse is in the name in the way oh my God it’s kicking my ass con Gavin run Kevin just run no

Gavin I Will Not Bow Down Trump trump no I will not bow down I got him I got him I got him wait there’s a bedf over there you like bed wait there’s a there’s something over there I can see it on the map water gun oh there’s yes water

Gun how do I get off the horse sh uh how I get off the horse oh my Squirtle [ __ ] died ow go tackle oh he just got oated this B might wipe my entire team two three no throw another one you [ __ ] escaped dick okay yes where are

You that bof wiped my entire team and I didn’t even C him wait how do I how do I uh get in my Pokemon menu M base is M but evolve hard work and dedication yeah that’s the Republican way my summary is X I’m getting into character for this

One man quit I’m becoming a ro player you should be because he’s rep it was true all might is Republican but we’re already Richard Nixon yeah but I want I want yeah my name is Richard Nixon 1000 I kind of have to stick to being Richard [Laughter]

Nixon what is load a hot bar activator the [ __ ] I don’t know don’t [ __ ] with that all right so now I have a finin and and a neena neena evolves into the one with boobs right yeah yes let’s [ __ ] go I’m already set narina is a poison ground type oh I like the

Ground let’s go American soil yeah yeah oh God that’s a big bird I’m getting the [ __ ] [Laughter] out that is a FOH I believe Trump where are you huh I didn’t get the B all my Pokemon died yes hey put your F back in the ball so it doesn’t

Die Gavin you seriously got jumped by the Pokemon equivalent of a golden retriever how does that make you feel uh it was a level 17 and my highest level is 12 so so Bazinga so get owned so Bazinga get owned ratio you suck that that didn’t stop from getting the level 17

Nean well true but I didn’t fight I just threw balls wait did you wait so he just got unlucky yeah I got really unlucky I threw three balls and he just did not want me yeah skill issue quite literally he’s kind of he’s right think by definition don’t worry

There’s a there’s a Geo dude here for you I can’t fight it if I wanted to my Pokemon are dead hold on Lei don’t go anywhere I’m kind of like mining coal I found it wait yummy are you still in the call uh yummy is still in the call

Hello he didn’t say it back that’s [ __ ] up that’s [ __ ] up I wouldn’t say it back either how am I supposed to say like supposed say hello hi hi hi it’s meu SpongeBob what the [ __ ] who did that yummy do What Pokemon do you have yet

Who do you think do you have brakes in yet or is it still fenin no I don’t have brakes in yet I fought one Pokemon and then my fenin died Gavin there’s a level 6 need Arena here I can’t do anything true I forgot you’re stupid initiate the battle I

Forgot you lost hold on hold on hold on hold on how do you how do you uh bring your Pokemon back uh you wa or there’s a ma there is I think I can afford one do you have any iron oh never mind I have uh I have two enough I have

Enough why can’t I craft this server is lagging okay no it’s not yes it is no it’s not server just wait it’ll all be okay here let me check shock bite see if it’s doing okay let me see if we it’s co it’s back it’s okay it’s okay I’m just

Going to I’m just going to keep the stats up so we know okay all right I’m going to go adventuring wait hold on just wait it’s almost open okay okay just wait just wait just wait f is there rice because you need you need to make rice okay we do we do

Need to upgrade our plan eventually that’s the issue yummy your skin is braon Bron would definitely eat raw uncooked rice by the handful so true wait Levi come to me okay hold on my horse me and my horse have to descend the mountain very very cautiously oh jeez okay what I

Am it needs to charge up so hold on okay so we’re at 90.1% RAM usage right now wait Blake Blake get Minecraft on your computer so you can join the server this server is not like normal Minecraft it’s way [ __ ] better because we have penises and stuff

Breon that’s not what I should have said to advertise this I don’t think we have penises I don’t think we have Blake you can join me and Gavin in building Republican land real your horse is running away I I stole it I’m sorry WR AO pedestal isn’t you great watch

Your step because it’s a nasty fall all right so if this server is still alive in a month we need to we need to upgrade it and spend more money yes Ram right now we’re at 91% usage hey that’s that’s that’s good taking M so long it said ma

Is mazus has like a I don’t know I forgot m probably I’m reading what AR in the chat and I’m losing my ass off laughing you’re losing your ass off laughing did I stutter no I know what I said he didn’t yeah it was it was you

Know what fair enough just fight Jesus Christ switch to my neena what knows your Twitch Gavin figure it out fight it and use poison sting is the Republic of braico coming back I don’t think that’s what me and Gavin are building but Republican land will have a giant Breon and it will have

A giant deu so you want to join it’ll have a what now I didn’t consult Gavin about this I forgot yeah that was the first you said the first thing you were going to build was a giant Pi pixel art of deu yeah that is true I did say

That you did say that he’s right you know all right so now I have a Bizzle a neiden and a fenin isn’t it pronounced bzel I don’t [ __ ] care does matter uh there’s a porn video of bzel so it imaged it’s like it’s like a dude

That is like a okay I’m I’m not surprised actually bro there’s [ __ ] porn videos of literally every Pokemon yeah no I’m I’m not surprised about that I’m I’m not surprised that Conor’s watching them a good one I meant like a good one name this one really helping name

This spin no no I’m not I’m just clarifying I know there’s porn of every Pokemon I’m saying a good one wait can I rename my Pokemon Conor LLY I can yeah Connor’s Lolly here we go no I need to get meow scara’s middle Evolution and name it

That [ __ ] BL Blake says in the chat I’ve seen the other side and I say I’ve been insane and I won’t ever be the same car has the best thing say Carter no Carter’s status that’s Carter’s status on Discord what a [ __ ] cool person I don’t know about

That a% more charge we can almost leave I like that donkey Pokemon donkey dick arriving soon they’re a glage feel wait wait what make a Glock Gage feel oh yeah Gavin we can make trumpets so we can play the Star Spangled Banner while we March into

Battle we need to get Carter so he can be our trumpet boy true I used to play the trumpet in middle school I’m his 500 btes but I need the good old tricky dick in my right hand true we we can’t have we can’t have Trump and tricky dick

Playing instruments they need to be on the front lines battling Carter can be the little like Drummer Boy oh my phone’s dead I have two trumpets I need to throw away give them to me BL I’ll melt them down in the ingots down and drink them I don’t know about You they’ve been healed I feel like I feel like your Pokemon were probably healed by the time that okay let’s get the [ __ ] out of here they were still fainted so okay let’s let’s leave let us leave lettuce p Pat rat Pat rat I hate Pat

Rat there’s a [ __ ] poo in after us pretty pretty much everyone oh God side oh that’s a Gula yeah another Village on a pedestal isn’t the view great better watch your step there’s another Village yeah know I’m coming okay better watch your step I’m a jolic [ __ ] let let oh there’s a

Hypno he’s level I’m not going to [ __ ] with that you know this is a cordial invite to everyone in the server but Connor to join Republican land I’m good Y come on yummy me come on yummy I that it’s a liberal I don’t think we want that oh no yummy don’t tell me

[Laughter] damn it you found the blacksmith you got you got boots let’s [ __ ] go and pants it’s okay I have my St your horse holy [ __ ] that’s a lot of things we this is Carter as bad at Minecraft as he is at ARC it’s kind of hard to be bad

At Minecraft I think but he is but it is Carter so we have that to consider no it’s actually pretty easy to be bad at Minecraft I I got to agree with Eevee here pardon me called cor server’s lagging as soon as creepers show up so that’s oh [ __ ]

Yeah know I’m like surrounded by enemies okay I’m on a pedestal and the view is great now I can’t watch my step it’s going to be a nasty fall got a bunch of tomato seeds tomato holy [ __ ] Gavin there a there’s a mob of this is just like the RICO charges in

Georgia what it’s like to be a republican in 2023 a blood needle scroll what how do I use Scrolls cast them cast them at the guys blow them up I don’t want to I don’t want it to go away cast your spells dude do it there’s a [ __ ] gigantic mod [ __ ] mob of

Zombies and they all are wielding iron swords yeah yeah but I want their [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we got to go it’s going to be broken by the time we my picka broken and scared the absolute [ __ ] out of me wait hold on aun Tre none of

Theys I make Reds now yes red pill balls the red pill balls of course what other balls would we make hang on I’m trying to find I’m trying to follow the white American balls I’m trying to follow the uh instructions on how to join what do

You mean by go to Minecraft my mods I come back I need you to protect me I do this what is that is that in the Minecraft file uh open Cur I really want it so I’m going to like okay I’ll protect you down curse Forge [ __ ] they’re after me I’m in

I’m in cured Forge right now are come on reinstalling what it’s currently installing uh yeah just wait for that to install what what I’m sorry I have to [ __ ] buy Java yeah no you don’t have to buy it if you don’t have it you do mean Java Minecraft or just

Java I thought I already had it wait what Minecraft wiers cannot be launched with this version of the launcher download the new launcher that’s what launch I literally haven’t touched Minecraft did you get it Gavin does it look like I have it hey you want another ball there’s another ball

The balls are not the issue it’s the fact that my Pokemon are getting slaughtered oh this is the one I believe in it one two three there you go yes yes hold on let me what you get the chunk golden bullet things you four wait how do I

Make the musket wait that’s for the musket oh they’re really easy to make you said you had iron it uh yeah if wait but I want the mus you get the armor I want the musket you can have the armor I want the musket fine you can have the armor and

The musket I I won’t be selfish okay uh we need gravel need a flint I just feel like I feel like our goal should be finding our place to build wait did you just pick up that ball like if you it’s yellow oh okay so if you accidentally throw a ball you

Pick it back up awesome that’s pay back for the pink ball you gave me true uh we have a vast ocean and I have a horse who can’t make it all right go this way there’s a way to cross the sandb bar I can see it on the

Map I’m tight get a better sneeze I like my [Laughter] sneeze yummy has the cool sneeze though really hey yummy can you sneeze no his voice gets super high it’s like can you let us know the next time you sneeze yeah it’s like that okay never mind I’m getting my ass

Kicked by a [ __ ] Evol holy [ __ ] look at that guy oh my God it’s a what is that wait no he’s angry though he’s angry he has licky licky is angry yeah we don’t want to we don’t want to [ __ ] with him we don’t so [ __ ] with licky

Licky he might get a little too [ __ ] [ __ ] delicious vitriolic my PC won’t start the mod pack this is getting serious join the call and maybe we can like screen share and then you can get one of our Tech Support to help I will troubleshoot there’s a

Wu oh there’s a wulu it’s so Kawaii no shut up Wu sucks want it I want it you can kick it like a sucker ball Will’s Bas if I don’t catch it with this ball I’ll just let it go okay goodbye Wu all like clopping what is Source

Forge wait hold on leevi we got to wait for my Pokemon to heal I need this damn it fuckingo it’s a Pon dude no I’m talking about my horse he’s not making across the river oh there we go cuz I need a fire type so

I can kill con stupid ass [ __ ] do you mean uh yeah you mean c for Levi if you want to keep exploring and I’ll just catch up to you it’s going to take a while yeah I I’ll I’ll find the perfect place for Republican land

Okay oh I can work on making my muset now let’s [ __ ] go go to the C page and then select more download op I found an ice place for ma should be there on Ice planes we found an ice I found an ice ice or snow

Biome I make balls for my musket or can I just use it uh I think we need bullets holy [ __ ] Gavin Gavin come here Gavin look at the stream what the hell is that hold on oh I think that’s a Pillager it’s not it’s a that’s like a

Wizard’s Tower oh it’s a wizard tower yeah don’t go in there they really hurt I went in there during my test run of the server I should have brought a bed so I can test my spawn loation it was not I have one yeah okay I’ll I’ll uh keep this in mind

When I’m whenever I’m exploring yourap all the U into total age don’t they okay so there’s iron bullets copper bullets gold bullets and netherite bullets you cannot make the netherite one okay to make bullets I need paper what my map key was uh M could be unless you changed it that’s my Pokemon

One okay I don’t know boobs thing that’s what you called it I don’t know what to call it I’ll come up with a better name later that’s no that’s an awesome name keep that I’ll just remember where it is [ __ ] [ __ ] way points hey I found the uh this

Thing I don’t know what that is oh I think that’s one of those uh gen n Pokemon that I don’t know I really care setle I got some com I got some ink so that’s good I’m gum pow I do have gun powder uh no no okay real like that keep

Talking I’m uh doing things I’m just trying to update my Minecraft launcher forever in a decade it’s a get a water St and [ __ ] it no it’s a guy it’s a fluffy little dooder I’m killing [Laughter] it hold on I need to switch switch into con it’s a horrible idea bro you’re

Going to die no it has water I didn’t even realize you named the bzel that that’s hilarious okay water gun does nothing against Eevee it’s a it does way more than [ __ ] boobs things scratches boobs boob thing E’s a normal type it’s not immune to water water water Mist water

Misted dude Eevee sucks he died man kill it yeah I killed it and not my no my horse no there he is oh thank God I thought I lost him con’s l have you almost found Republican land do we want to build in the snow cuz I found a lot of

Snow no and I have not found in the desert no Republican land can be yeah it could be it can be literally anywhere but be literally anywhere Republican land is a people not a place Georgia wait there’s the ice spikes ice spice like the I no damn it now I

Can’t build here ice spice did I ruin it yes good I’m very glad okay what I spice three of those are will be in business holy [ __ ] hello oh IU Vulpix kill it no I like Vulpix yes no I like Vulpix that’s my impression of you you son stupid shut up

Man oh there’s a here now now I can may get it damn it if I just scratch it it won’t kill it right yeah no it’s fine it will kill it no it won’t shut up it will it didn’t though yeah because you’re weak it would have killed it if you were stronger

Enough the only kill that doesn’t kill is false swipe and other yes I got the Vulpix Conor’s L 116 experience guys I got my b that’s awes cool I lost my horse no my horse is right here I am still trying to download the update to the Minecraft launcher

Installer I want to [ __ ] blow so it says it knows how to learn Conor have you figured this out yet what my it says that Squirtle is getting new moves but it’s just not showing up off the swap uh I don’t want actually that sucks open the Pokemon menu

Uh I’m gonna ask m m what should I name this Vulpix oh here we go okay see it okay M what should I name the Vulpix yeah but it’s a woman I I’ll get like a I’ll get like a [ __ ] Snorlax name it Jean Wayne all right coordinates uh hold on uh [ __ ]

White woman there uh 2,200 nea1 1271 gen thought about being trans yeah okay thought about being is very different from being foolish mesus oh he’s one step behind all right eie what do what do you think of my um my uh my my party we got Squirtle all right Pony okay L

Trun B Slowpoke and FY I got a finin a needle Ena azzle I’m open to the and the Slowpoke okay so there’s a there’s a cryomancer in that Tower I don’t know what thats for us oh sorry um Slowpoke definitely feels redundant because you already have the water type of

Squirtle Lun and bed also feel the same niche of being a down let’s take this down yeah but they’re cool slow somewhat bulky normal type so yeah but they’re cool they’re cool I’m just I’m just let’s let’s go in there giving you my thoughts on it we’re going in okay yeah

Of course there’s just a cryomancer up there apparently we can beat him also I’m never evolving either Bon or L that’s fair where is he where is this [ __ ] there an achievement for uh getting a not evolving your Pokemon and getting it to level 100 wait where is he inscription

Table there’s a spell table take this yeah okay wait where’s the cryomancer he’s apparently in here I can see his little blip on the map Queen scribe oh [ __ ] watch out there’s amethyst shards some arcan you good yeah I don’t want those tomato seeds Frozen bones that seems cool take the goat

Horn oh you can turn it into ice Room was that you yeah okay okay so there’s some ink in this Barrel up here oh we got two way stones that sounds good uh yeah they are let’s [ __ ] go oh okay wait hold on let me go let me a wall wait he’s around here somewhere yeah let’s break through

It wait maybe he’s behind this ice wall oh don’t break through oh don’t break down this ice wall hold on wait no I have a thing no it’s just ice wait no there’s a barrel behind it though there’s a thing of efficiency nice all right we need [ __ ] up I

Cannot dude where the people to be the adventures of Dick Nixon and Donald Trump are just are just goated maybe he’s under this carpet oh yeah he was holy [ __ ] this guy looks intense it hurts oh he spaed a polar bear never come back up this is [ __ ] up it’s suffocating it’s

Suffocating okay can we send our Pokemon down there I I will sacrifice fenin for this Mission he’s gone is he dead I had fire aspect on my sword no he’s he’s outside he’s he’s outside somewhere I found him what the hell he knows he’s going to lose he knows we’re

Goated uh actually I’m I’m going to lose dude this guy doesn’t die he’s sniping me he’s sniping me he’s sniping me he’s healing I just got Junk Rift from fortnite oh [ __ ] no Gavin I need I need assistance he’s targeting me with an ice block roll I just dodge roll I just actually

Utilized it let’s [ __ ] go go how much health does he have Jesus never mind never mind never mind never mind he’s healing he’s using a [ __ ] healing potion like a [ __ ] Jesus Christ oh no he used oh [ __ ] I I’m not doing too well okay fennekin’s going after him by himself go

Fenin oh he’s he’s going to drop a giant ice block off finin yep he one shot killed I’m kidding ow okay don’t hit the ice block this so tough you’re getting ice blocked no [ __ ] my sword’s about to break cuz it’s made out of [ __ ] gold [ __ ] he’s over here no

[ __ ] oh we did it I got an ice run what did you what was that like piece of paper you dropped scroll here have it I already have one cool I want those APR corns okay uh we need to settle down soon my inventory is full and I can’t really afford to lose

Any of it settle down like a wife and child oh I got legendary ink oh yeah no I think I didn’t get some of that too I didn’t okay all right let’s take the I want these apricorns these I don’t need this [ __ ] gold ingot hold on wait I have but I don’t

Have the do you have a crafting table that you can set down yes cuz I got some like uh iron like nuggets I can make a diamond sword wait we’re is that just is that part of a mod I guess the how we how we’re sharing our like table yes all right let’s

Go let’s go find Republican Land where’s your Force okay also the flag on your skin is the flag of Chile I know they didn’t it’s just Richard Nixon’s just a big supporter he’s a big p tricky dick loves foreign countries he did he opened up relations

With China yeah I was going to say that they like him so much that there’s a big statue of him somewhere in there that’s badass oh [ __ ] it’s real they just have a giant St richon somewhere in China that’s so cool that’s oh [ __ ] a glacier should we have an ice

Castle no yeah no this place is cool though I like this but I don’t want to build cool I don’t like it let’s not go here though cuz it’s like all ice and ocean desolate I don’t want to live in a snow areas yeah so we just got to get through

It yeah once we get through it we can build repic sad sadly guys I cannot not join Micosoft Microsoft itself says that it is not letting me download to uh the Minecraft launcher to my account for whatever reason figure that out wait what’s it saying uh Minecraft launcher is

Currently not available in your account make sure you are signed into the store and try again here’s the error code in case you need it and then it just gave me an error code oh search up that error code yes the ER code I have it I went to

A um a little tutorial I follow and it still does not let me download it find other forums about it God this horse is fast the [ __ ] what the hell okay maybe I need to switch my Pokemon to the front your horse sucks at jumping but Jesus it’s fast where’s that sneez there

It is is that a fox why is it not working what you call me okay what why is the attack but why is the battle button not ARG this is really messing with me watch I’m going to throw my Pokemon it’s going to work yep damn it I don’t

Want it though hold on let me run away from it well I’m just going to stick next to it while I change my options okay let me try something new make sure it doesn’t go anywhere have you tried running normal Minecraft um [ __ ] I accident disconnected from the server I’m coming

Back this is this is actually me trying to run normal Minecraft I’m just going to uninstall the launcher and reinstall it okay cool are you going to be a part of pronoun land or republican land or you going to spread off and do your own thing you can

Spread off yeah just I I my advice Do Your Own Thing we’re going to have a war so okay okay this thing’s going to kill all my pokon I don’t actually want it that much we can be a part of Republican land [ __ ] wait what’ you say I was joking asking

What if I want my own thing to be part of Republican land well then come be a part of Republican then e animated so weird yourse dumb ass where you going go get your [ __ ] I thought you were writing it I thought you wanted to

Write it yeah I was just making sure he didn’t run away I would be called liberal land but nobody is with me on this own by myself crying no wants to be a liberal in don’t Jo yummy why don’t you join liberal land cuz I want to be

On my own yeah oh he’s he’s going with libertarian we can conquer him yeah I’m a li libertarian I am also that but we’re Republicans for now Republicans first libertarian second I have I have a cousin who is democratic as [ __ ] and he’s really gone off the deep

End like he’s literally now like actively searching Out forums to try and talk to neonazis so that way he can then um explain to them what they’re doing is wrong and that they’re stupid they’re Nazis they’re not going to listen what the [ __ ] yeah yeah that’s the thing he thinks he can

Somehow um that’s like me I can save people how they yeah he no he’s he’s B cuz he’s like me he can save people he’s going to save them I saved what do you mean you saved me last time I checked he’s still a pedophile you sa

Something you what good did that do you oh Gavin I found I found land that isn’t snow but it’s just another [ __ ] basic Forest I’m fine with that at this point yeah but we don’t need we need like an open plane oh is it a forest not plane yeah

You just make it an open plane yeah but that requires work white woman dead Republicans white woman died white woman in call Connor’s loli died oh my God it’s a [ __ ] doong oh my God it’s a huge [ __ ] Forest I’m going around it oh it’s not even a good Forest it’s a

Spruce Forest no my horse is going to [ __ ] Spruce is Spruce is good Forest I like the wood I don’t like the area I don’t like the terrain we just have to we just have to power through it all right let’s go find another one my

Own dead body see it there’s a pine cone by the way p p Pineo Pineo he [ __ ] explodes yes he does he explodes and it’s the funniest thing ever no no it isn’t no it isn’t the funniest thing ever yeah it is go to go to Carter that goes to Carter

Honey you just got an iron pick you go out camping and you would just pitch up a tent next thing you know a pine cone falls down and it whole Camp I can’t little [ __ ] rat attacking me can’t see it oh [ __ ] I hope I didn’t anyone’s with

That why is there a bird attacking me cuz Birds hate you oh my God it’s a Garian Zig zagon it’s so cute yummy you know breaks and goes outside picks up birds and just eats them a Al yeah so and your skin is breaking so is your is your fenin a breaking yet

I didn’t do anything wrong they’ll just be mad at you for no reason sometimes you picked the wrong house poo you picked the oh my God this is a never this is a never ending Forest Gavin it’s level 23 squab Billy it’ll end squa ailly

That’s going to hurt oh [ __ ] Lei look at the map and just look at our path traveled yeah wait okay okay what’s my map key F1 I only took a screenshot nice [ __ ] just look at ouring Travel path I can’t I can’t open my map some functions some functions will take

Priority over others so you got to like remap all of them dein I hate to bre be the be of bad news but it is just Spruce forest and snow the two things that we don’t want I see it just walk past it we’re trying that’s the that’s the plane travel

Through persevere oh I found I found a lot of foxes work in this me andix are gonna make Yugoslavia riding on water that’s awesome yeah okay so they’re making youav we’re making the United States of America no you’re making AKA Republican land it’s the same thing it’s the same

Thing it’s the same thing it’s Republican land United States of America Conor’s Lolly has recovered from fainting if you’re allowed to call your liberal land Yugoslavia we’re allowed to call it [ __ ] the I don’t have liberal land I don’t have a coalition yeah true nobody wants to go

Maybe maybe bopper will take pity on you maybe yeah maybe bopper will maybe you and yummy can team up and like voer will like get on like for like 30 minutes and then leave and then never and then leave yeah but that’s like better than 30 minutes with better than zero

Coalition at least you had someone at some point what if I just become the wandering gamer and I’m be Nomad wait I can’t is that [ __ ] bird still there it’s just all Forest dude let me out it just doesn’t end it’s forest in snow did you guys do like

Extended biomes or something no no we we don’t know the we don’t know this is natural gen damn damn just [ __ ] ha you guys [ __ ] awful oh I found a low Poney I found rice smash it I mean kill it let’s go I found rice found rice oh God this the the game

Is uh bit breaking down of the seams hey we need to upgrade our plan but I’m not doing that right now I’m not spending more money Grayson’s in the server room just peeing all right updating Minecraft launcher for the I think fourth time now nice I admire your Gusto because I remember

Like 30 minutes ago you said that you were going to leave and now you’re like a man on a mission I respect it yeah rockety I don’t know what that is my chunks are loading like my I can’t see two feet in front of me yeah listen

The server is not doing too well we paid for one of the cheaper plans okay we needed the 100 players white woman has recovered from fainting let’s [ __ ] go what do you mean we needed the 100 players just the 120 we need more true hey Levi congrats you now have

Your comck back the server is dying when there’s like five players ex it’s because of all the mods the the memory on the server can’t really handle it too well the memories and treasures so many memories and treasures cobon what’ you say why not mainly stick

With cobon then uh cuz then it fun yeah it’s just a normal game just mcraft with did you not see me and gav take down a [ __ ] ice wizard in his tower that was awesome that was badass that was content content that was content for our

SMP I’m not going to lie so much has been added to Minecraft that I just assumed that that was part of Base They just added for no reason they almost added an isolator that could do the I block attack I never believe what I just found it’s letting me lock in Oh’s

Go let’s [ __ ] oh if it if it remembers me logging in like half an hour ago dude I’m going to bust another size of China right here and now oh Gavin I found another Wizard’s Tower oh okay where um 2 2352 – 2177 Oh’s having like who’s having like a [ __ ] cartoon who’s having like cartoon like falling down a CLI cartoon melt down awesome falling down a cliff it remembers me let’s go oh I don’t think that’s a good thing and now with with me finally back in it is asking me to buy Minecraft not

Yes dude I have had Minecraft I had Minecraft like back in 2013 and everything what the [ __ ] are you s into the right account it’s another cry man I’m pretty I’m pretty sure I am but you know what let let let’s just check just in case let’s buy Minecraft

Again I do not want to buy m i can’t join connection keeps refusing oh uh doing something wrong then no I that was happening to me earlier I [ __ ] misus what do you mean do you have like the mods download and everything it’s just like you’re trying

To join the server from the multiplayer page yeah this was happening to me earlier I don’t remember how I fixed it um it might be the ram honestly does this work actually we’re already at 90% I don’t I don’t think this is going to work oh [ __ ] I’m

Probably going to have to buy it again God damn it oh we should have taken the bookshelves from the to other Tower or Gavin wait what was your uh first coordinate wait wait I know how I found an iron Katana Levi what was your first 2,38 –

2,188 okay that’s what I was doing I was going in the wrong direction okay okay I have Minecraft on my laptop I just remembered should we upgrade the server you want to give me more money how much money how much more money does does it cost um here let’s

See me personally I’m doing oh my God it actually worked okay okay uh uh huge uh the next one up is another $250 a month no it’s $250 it’s $250 intervals breaking the bank with that one I can’t I can’t be stopped now let’s go per gigabyte shiny

Spawned at that coordinates by the way I don’t want to puku okay so per gigabyte it’s another $2 and half want a shiny butt plug for real it’s not a butt plug it’s just a pick on left wait here let’s see how the Ram thinks of that let’s see if that affects

It before we upgrade everything wait what the hell it’s it’s not changing it’s the I got an enchanted book Firepower 4 increases the armor piercing of bullets fired from the must mus give me that I have a musket me that awesome I’m taking these books man I

Want the books for our enchantment table I want to read wait do do we need these for an enchantment table yes no it’s an an yeah I know but like the the books for like the book shelves do we still need these in in these mods yes yes yes yes yes yes

Yes okay I’ll collect them I’ll collect them but I won’t like it he sh up minut of penguin zero play fortnite yeah awesome trixon fell for your joke what was your joke did you are you the cause of tropix departure stupid hey Levi what can you

Move your a face cam down like three Ines yeah okay so we do need to upgrade it it’s the mods problem okay so I just have to give you $2 yeah pretty much that’s too much all right guys I’m sorry but I think we’re going have to shut down the Minecraft

Server uh okay so I’ve run into a new problem okay good okay okay I have I have successfully launched Minecraft on my laptop right the problem is that it has directly opened Minecraft and it didn’t even bring me an option to like sign in or anything I’m just now

In open the launcher how do I do it didn’t like open the launcher no it didn’t open a launcher or anything where the oh my God that’s not good laun that’s not how that works okay Minecraft launcher open please used to host a Minecraft

Server on an old PC of yours MZ oh M told that Pi that checking chords was alt f4 really that is like [Laughter] seven okay what the actual [ __ ] is going on here oh wait what the hell why is there a piston here wait okay wait what no way

Now I have opened up the launcher and it’s asking me to actually log in now I’m no that’s good that’s good that’s good but I don’t remember the login for this laptop I still I still do need to wait for you Gavin because I don’t trust myself I can’t fight the cryomancer on

My own I’m coming I’m coming do it be a man do it for Content do it dream okay is it okay okay you had me until you said that sorry uh do it Gumball Waton B I was about to repeat the quote but I realized I’m on Twitch can’t do that

You’re not on Twitch you’re on YouTube you can say I’m I’m on Twitch no don’t say anything I’m on TCH don’t say any word do not say a single word everyone quiet all right leave I’m outside okay you failed yeah I was going to say okay put down that

Mag let me make a chest so I don’t have to keep picking up all of my items [ __ ] I’m not connected to the internet I’m sorry what what are you doing man this is what happens when you try to play Minecraft you have to go through like 17 different [ __ ] problems and

Then fix all them and then the game runs at like six FPS yeah this is literally why I stopped playing Minecraft I didn’t remember how bad bad it was Lei why’ you say that because it needed to be said I don’t think I set my spawn

Point did you set Yours I I slept in it for a second does that set it yes let’s [ __ ] go all right how do we get him all right this one didn’t drop a whole lot of it’s half is is down to the basement check CS press alt f4

Way please let me lock yes okay now I’m already dead hold on I got to eat is he back outside again he is okay yeah I think check my internet connection yeah he is I see him I don’t know what he just did he spawn a p there no no no

Oh [ __ ] the polar bear is after me oh [ __ ] [ __ ] he just sniped my ass okay okay we have a problem conductor we have a problem conductor we have conductor we have a problem conductor we have a problem conductor we have a problem I’m sorry that I using wait Donald Trump’s

Corpse is just on the ground [ __ ] yeah I know don’t worry I’m right there I’m sorry that I am using a bit of a creepy voice I’m just a little bit stressed right now wait how do I get my stuff oh [ __ ] click your body oh [ __ ] me

Running Gavin this has gone so extremely wrong it’s fine we have our spawn point okay no no no no ice block no not again oh [ __ ] I think the buffal an mad at me [ __ ] yeah know the [ __ ] deer is killing us too oh [ __ ] that what deer the reindeer

He’s killing us the white one okay we need to kill this [ __ ] bear no we need to oh he’s dead we got him there’s another one we just have to kill the bear okay no like the Necromancer oh the necromancer’s dead oh that’s a big [ __ ] deer okay yeah let’s

Uh ow hope I can check my account from here pretty sure we got him yeah yeah he’s up yeah you die over here all right so this guy dropped uncommon ink a cone of cold scroll and an ice room also night chat good night mes we’ll figure it out mzes don’t

Worry don’t worry don’t worry am I missing a few items I why is my inventory not oh my bed on my crafting table that would probably do it are there Phantoms I haven’t seen any nor have I okay okay is my horse alive yeah there he is one drive isn’t signed in all

Right we need to make it to a different place please wait meby this way I see it I see it we’re out of the hood oh [ __ ] I was playing we made it out the hood damn it I was playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon close it close it [ __ ] wait I

Look what look what djt found Dam it oh [ __ ] a musket a muset hell [ __ ] yeah symbol of American Freedom like what the number 45 got oh my God no it’s turning into a spruce Forest no no please this way oh there’s another Tower where

Where do you see me on your map hello hello hello I wanted to go to bed but I had to hello all right okay this is a different type of tower okay hello bye goodbye bye huge fell this is different there’s different creatures in here and it’s like a it’s

Sheltered oh [ __ ] W sit down the spawn I will let me make my chest again wait can you just like keep chests in your inventory no I just set it down I just make a new one every time we do this sounds like someone’s breaking in just a storm down up

Here who the [ __ ] was that who from microphone you like turned away from your microphone it sounded unlike any anything I’ve ever heard that’s awesome wait no I hear illagers Yeah well yeah I did that cuz I didn’t want to blow your guys’ ears out his weapon’s really strong I didn’t want

To BL your guys ears out that’s why I did dropped ow that hurt so bad I have two hearts let’s wait a moment where is Cur curse Forge yeah Creeper Soul how does this work okay does that does that does using Scrolls consume them yes extract to um

Download oh we have another table don’t extract it well I don’t know well I tried doing it without extracting it and it didn’t work whatever zero of four players sleeping was that it no I don’t I don’t need to I don’t need to install for I already look there’s trapped villagers have what

Eevee uh my packs hang on um C create custom profile oh wait that means there’s like a summon guy around he’s probably in this Tower I’m going was he in there there’s just there’s just a chest with a [ __ ] crossbow crossbow I’m getting tired getting depressed I’ve been

Drinking I have been drinking nothing but Gatorade Fierce fruit punch and Berry oh [ __ ] I am not going to sleep tonight it’s like now that I got my [ __ ] Minecraft situation figured out now I need to [ __ ] work on my school work someone’s blowing a horn me that was Me oh look there’s an iron golem in here he can’t hit me [ __ ] idiot an idiot [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] idiot he sucked hell yeah mimic all right let’s find Republican land so I could go to bed oh my God it’s adding mods I am at mod

Uh 17 18 to 19 out of 69 we got him oh good lord Here Comes Cobble God there’s little angels killing us uh die you freak I can’t think of what Pokemon that is it’s not a Pokemon it’s just angels that was a Vex Minge okay also my horse is gone so wait

He you mean the horse is gone oh no he’s right here okayi I’m not sure if you can see that on the map but I see planes oh there’s a clearing you guys have commands on right no oh [ __ ] we can we can know this just

This is so small this like this is like really bad it’s just like a Hilltop that’s really H damn it Kavin you can hop you can hop off I’ll find it if you want if you want to go I mean no I just like I want to put my stuff

Down I want to Candy Cane sword the [ __ ] Doo it’s still going to be saved yeah I like Mario movie ah [ __ ] it yep you say you’re going to beat me have fun I I’ll find Republican land first have fun finding Republican land I’m going to go to bed

[ __ ] all right I just got the I just got the mods guys see you guys hi hoay See You Gavin open up the game do I hit play on the curse Forge or do I hit play on the Minecraft launcher Ser your screen uh okay

Uh why the [ __ ] am I so [ __ ] just hit screen share Jes Christ um green green one go live oh [ __ ] I’m stuck okay uh hit play on CIS Forge okay I dream of Minecraft is already continue continue continue continue okay what and that’s just it right yeah

Okay well it’ll open it’ll open up the Minecraft launcher but it’ll the game version will be hand kill experience okay oh [ __ ] not going to lie this is the first time I have ever modded Minecraft really same you said you never play Minecraft so yeah after middle school I just grew

Out of it well not really grew out of it I just switched over to Gmod I’m stuck in a hole yeah life can do that sometimes oh wait you mean in the game uh it’s asking for my login again oh you got to be [ __ ] eating every part of

My ass at the same time I like that prostate and the coxic oh my God I [ __ ] hate this horse I’m getting first chance I get him why do the foxes run away from you immediately as you see them cuz they’re scared of they’re scared going to whoop their

Ass cuz you’re a big human and they’re tiny Fox yeah but my fenin isn’t scared of me my fenin is a fox oh yeah that’s because she’s a good [ __ ] sleeve yeah it’s a he he’s a good [ __ ] sleeve yeah I’m sorry I’m sorry I couldn’t I couldn’t hold a straight [Laughter]

Face I was like out of a s that was like out of The Big Bang Theory what my laugh no that entire sequence that like I’m sorry I couldn’t hold a straight face like whenever Leonard’s getting clowned on Jesus you’re going crazy why do you hate on people who laugh because I never

Laugh because I’m a miserable [Laughter] man hearing the joy of a child’s laugh is [ __ ] this horse that pisses me off hearing children laugh I hate everything to do with child CH children what SpongeBob where are the [ __ ] I’m sorry horse abortions should be uh mandated what true what the

[ __ ] we should just kill we should just end the human race yeah just kidding cuz ending the human race means no more Republicans so no oh my gosh what was what was that uh one what was that one Phineas and Ferb meem where uh Candice was talking about how

Um you could plant either a million trees or kill only 20,000 people and it would make the same difference for the world I don’t know I don’t watch animations and I’m gonna be I’m GNA take a wicked mad piss Wicked mad piss so how the right doing I you’re gonna

Drowning I don’t need tomato seeds what the [ __ ] do I look like I don’t need nine empty Maps I have a map of my own I can find sugar Canane uh that up I need some wood because I’m going to build me a boat wait wait what wait what boat not build good wait how do you build a [ __ ] boat I thought that I could have sworn that’s how you built a boat boat it’s is it just not showing up because

The server’s dying probably no you don’t need a shovel you don’t put a shovel in there I already tested that what the what the [ __ ] I literally did that click on the recipe in the recipe area oh because this is the [ __ ] this is the wood that comes with the like Berry

Trees this isn’t a real wood type that’s why how silly of I say how silly of I yeah okay okay I’m kind of like I am back I’m kind of like that man I’m kind of like that I’m kind of Cy I don’t go against I go against the norm still

Downloading so wait do I close out a curse Forge or no what do you mean am I able to like close out like this uh curse Forge application open or do I just leave it open I think so are you downloading what are you what are you downloading uh downloading Minecraft

Java so I can launch it oh you don’t even have [ __ ] M give me a break man give me a break bro try my best give me a chance give me a chance do you plant can you plant onions holy [ __ ] onion I dream of onion down see that’s a kind of a

Reference is it bit of a uh bit of a refer stage is what I was trying to say B of A pop culture enthusiast I’m a bit of a uh I’m a bit of a uh I’m literally a little bit of a of kind of swear if I cross this entire ocean it’s

A [ __ ] snow [ __ ] okay why is this ocean so huge I swear oceans aren’t this big no they’re actually that big usually oceans aren’t this big oceans the largest body of of water known to man aren’t this big they aren’t so true I got cabbage seeds Beast there’s cabbages in this

Game now that’s a mod okay yeah I’m going to be doing that a lot apologies in advance what mod at [ __ ] cabbages rice yeah but rice is cool you like cabbage wait I I do like cabbage never mind okay God damn it Levi I was taking a swig cuz I need to take

Meds for six 5 what the [ __ ] um narrator off what the [ __ ] the flip you’ll never [ __ ] guess what happened I crossed the entire goddamn ocean it’s a spruce Forest cool I like the difference in reaction I I guess eeve is just tired he died laughing and Yi just say

Cool oh my God that’s actually [ __ ] sick better than where I am I want you I want you you’re level 31 get back here La [ __ ] music sound get back your music off don’t make me do this music is absolute cringe and I hate it wait a minute you’re not a woman I’m

Leaving um oh [ __ ] I don’t have God it’s all just glaciers and [ __ ] [Laughter] Spruce this doesn’t end just don’t that aist is that a [ __ ] snow igloo or is that just a crazy Cru stru structure you’re [ __ ] I’m actually cool oh I didn’t I didn’t think of it yeah I’m chill like

That you know what I’m going to get a Minecraft again now I need one is it going to be um I don’t know I’m going to take a look around for like half an hour thought I had one on my computer well just know if you’re joining Republican land you be a Republican

Presidential candidate oh really oh okay or John F Kennedy because John F Kennedy is cool Jon Kennedy I could be J President Bill money okay the only ball I got get in the ball [ __ ] oh she killed my white woman instantly I got to get out of here wait what the hell that

Is oh what the hell that is a gigantic Cliff Bas wow holy [ __ ] that would be kind of cool yeah like in Ireland it’s based in a good way okay what the hell based oh no the Irish are the second most patriotic country next to the America so it’s like America that is

True Connor what have you ever watched The Young Ones no what the hell don’t give a flip except you I need one person one person to do what the young ones he the best he’s the best he is phine and fb’s best friend he’s the best he’s the best train boy

54 he’s Phineas s’s best friend you know all the other trains will tell you so he helps finish some furb with whatever they need he is a good friend and they adore for him he’s the best he’s the best he’s and fb’s best friend he’s the best he’s the best train boy 54 what a meow he’s strutting Barbecue on a stick what is the point of what on a sticky Barbecue on a stick Conor it’s like you it’s like me because Barbecue on a stick I remember we were I was at a Chinese restaurant once and they had a like you

Know chicken on a stick yeah it was called Chicken on the stick [Laughter] checken on this and they had like a giant like a brass horse statue in the entrance of the restaurant and there’s a piece of paper tape too that said please do not ride a

Horse so I mean that was also epic that’s a good restaurant unless you want to ride horses I guess very I can’t tell you what to do anymore I don’t I can’t eat a paper yeah you can but wait is this like something World Generation Conor or some stupid

[ __ ] where if you keep going north you’re going to no you’re just really but I’m going south I’m going south I just realized I told you were curs from the start that last SP yeah but train boy I sang his song so that he may bless us just Cliff

Faces just Cliff faces of forests found a cactus man yummy what Pokémon do you have fenin just fenin yeah I have I don’t need anyone else what if you find more fenin I’ll grab them just put them in your bag grab yeah pick them up and put them in the sack

Yep found a crab wait I found a I found a penis shaped island is this wait no okay yeah I found a I found like an L-shaped me Levi yes leave high oh this is not oh no it’s not nearly big enough the penis is not nearly big enough add more land to

It I’m too lazy that’s like a boot not an L yeah yeah hey there’s a planes right there he found it wait what the hell and there’s like a what the hell is that over there where here wait we can like take this like little area over here and then we can

Like make that Island like build giant deu there that’ll be deu island it be it’s a Statue of Liberty [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this guy jump scared that’s what I’m going to do I’m going to build a giant deu with the Statue of Liberty uh you went backwards by the

Way I don’t care anymore man I found the spot that’s so unfortunate what I’m here you’re here yeah like where I am yeah oh penis oh penis I am here like oh yes yes yes I’m sorry I’m sorry I I had a moment I am here it’s like him it’s like

Him it’s my best friend all might you hyper are you okay yeah I’m look I’m looking up skins and I think I found the funniest one yet what is it it’s just called crazy bananas and it’s an incredibly big crunched picture of a [ __ ] minion I’m sending it to the

Server oh let not dude if car joins the server we need to make him like a custom skin if car drinks the Ser we need to make him the custom skin of his thing it’s pretty fire to be honest I’m like hella tempted to go as it but I

Also found a really sick one that I want to go as instead crazy bananas I got to save that one for a later occasion for a later occasion though oh cool right I’m finally getting back into Minecraft I am here shut the [ __ ] up what you’re too be you’re being too

Awesome I’m not joking like I am here where are you I want to meet you come come out I’m mining like a miner yeah you be mining for those miners I am I am here I am here oh and then that like song starts to play

One 2 three four five 6 7 8 N9 I am here I am here now the [ __ ] did I come from wait hang on what hold On okay open up multiplayer okay I’m I’m trying to get out I actually don’t know how to get out don’t show the screen again get out proceed right what the [ __ ] window security alert are you [ __ ] kidding me making sure you’re okay cares about you

[ __ ] all right found a wind pod it died idiot add server [ __ ] hang On sorry go what was that in why I got hurt man I was hurt my cough hurt me uh done aha I can finally join maybe joining it says joining World e yeah I probably should have gone with like a my the name that I use on Steam like too sleepy and

Whatnot like eeve it’s so Kawaii tick um you should you should choose like uh fenin no too late I chose fenin and there’s a maracus I want the maractus I want basic chose finin why is that level why is that level 26 what the [ __ ] why

Am I here oh hey it’s a sandrew level five all right I could probably take you um only probably though got to watch your back yeah hang on I got to change my controls option controls uh keybind where’s it [ __ ] is this why oh my god um what my client apparently thinks that

Everything is way larger than it actually is oh yeah how do I change uh go to video settings yeah um how do I lower it it’s GUI scale there you go wait there’s a church in here these people are all shut that did not oh wait GUI what now

GUI scale okay oh there we go that’s so much better why the [ __ ] is that a thing hell yeah left left control to Sprint are you [ __ ] autistic Microsoft bro I use left control yeah left control to sneak nah shift use shift to sneak I use shift to Sprint cuz I’m old

School he’s old school man he’s he’s chill like that oh my God it’s a Cubone um I am going to battle you not connect to the special what I once saw a picture of Cubone and it had two two penises that’s kind of gay wait hang

That’s crazy oh wait shoot no like the one guy had two penises I uh that can’t happen [ __ ] Cactus Pokemon constantly trying to kill me it does happen the kid is a penises uh which one um okay so I just realized I don’t have any po balls Levi what are your cords

2266 788 another person I’m to 41,000 hello yummy you’re close how is it are yeah exactly that’s what I was telling you yeah but you said I am here not I am close it’s to me it’s here God little angel babies are trying to kill me get the [ __ ] away from me man

Yes they just knock me into a pit these [ __ ] I won’t let this stand I Won’t Let Go theer I like Mario I like Zelda I like Mario Eevee yo I’m talking to the Eevee boy shut up shut up shut up okay I’m Banning you I’m Banning you okay no I’m

Kidding this is the final straw bro what the [ __ ] is this not connected to essential [ __ ] literally kill yourself nobody asked for you oh my God shut the [ __ ] up my God hey Karma man it’s going in [ __ ] Karma literally chw glue you [ __ ] oh wait I can’t say that cuz one

Of views on Twitch no he’s done he’s not he’s on YouTube now no I’m on YouTube don’t say anything yeah I’m not I’m not I’m not I’m not I’m not I got a [ __ ] E I shouldn’t have to say this for real for real guys okay I got to figure out how to

Like that pokeballs what the hell I like that voice you did it was C [ __ ] Haunter you keep do that Conor that was really that was really cute that was really cute find a tree punch it to colle Wood yeah I [ __ ] would if I wasn’t in the middle of the goddamn

Desert you’re make me blush so true man this guy this this skeleton guy is so toxic oh God he’s [ __ ] you oh please don’t tell me it’s on hard mode it’s on hard mode isn’t it no it’s like on normal okay good I I am absolutely [ __ ] because I am stuck in

The middle of the desert where there is no trees and the game the [ __ ] up I are attacking everybody was the undead we really don’t need essal you really don’t need uh yeah okay thank you Fu [ __ ] is this hey thanks man thanks man for your help back

There oh God how do I turn off don’t be a [ __ ] God [ __ ] there is just every manner of [ __ ] out here she throwing [ __ ] poison at me get the [ __ ] away from me you [ __ ] what are you fighting a witch I got a witch’s head p b I pressed the wrong thing

Setting I don’t have any food that’s not God get away from me get away for me I swear the spawn rate’s a thousand million that guy made a funny sound though okay all this never mind because the [ __ ] spider wants to come out to play get

[ __ ] they do I know how I get the game to shut up and stop telling me to find a tree punch it to collect wood find a tree punch it Connor Connor I got that wizard’s hat that just says went on head yeah yes let’s [ __ ] go

I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that maybe I can just put in my Cosmetics there there we go look like an evil villain now found a tarnished crown that went on my head reduces my attack power but increases my Mana let’s [ __ ] go

Oh that is disgusting oh why the [ __ ] is that a thing what why do the creepers [ __ ] Sway and Bob every mob it’s so disgusting