JOKO – so we kinda broke SMP EARTH…

Hello I am a plane now guys guess what it’s goon time we have somebody else in our faction can anybody guess who who are new members in our faction is it Wilbur is it Carson it’s Mikey there we go Mikey there we go so you guys got it there we go

Hey Mikey you’re muted by the way I didn’t know eyes made you can look at me bro who is that he’s like Morpheus but mixes so he’s mix yes boom what does it look like on your end because you didn’t download the texture it looks like a pair of boots

Does it actually it’s just a pair of boots there’s no way are you ready to fly baby are you just like floating on a pair of shoes right now no I’m done nothing to shoes her in my head this is ridiculous this is ridiculous how the [ __ ] does this even

Just floating I’m sitting on nothing flown to the sky yeah we have a lot of land that I’ve claimed it’s a lot of interesting land we could do a lot of into airplane where he gonna go is that my bird friends no this is a boy he’s a

Blue sheep damn what the [ __ ] she just came out your life like that what do you have she said she said you look stupid you’re nothing but my parrot how does that make you feel my yeah give it up I don’t know what the [ __ ] this is there’s

Some going on do you see like where we are straight ahead there’s something that will cave it’s all part of simulation landis thing I want to get out trust me I do too for whatever reason the plane like takes five years to land you sort of have to just like go

Around in circles for five years there’s nothing here I mean it’s just a pair of boots dragging us in the sky how that have you never seen anybody minecraft run before what is going on in here I don’t know what’s going on in here right listen okay

I’ve come to you at extreme information if you want to continue to learn I’ll teach you about the ways okay you take the red pill if you want to go back to being normal and continuing on but your dumb little minecraft life take the blue pill infinite knowledge learning about

Everything don’t minecraft now hold on listen infinite knowledge to my standard okay okay okay yeah we gotta be realistic with ourselves there’s only so much I could learn from you yeah yeah we’re going with the red all right let’s go I would take the blue got some cheeks

Is he bleeding out the wall oh my god what the hell is going on here this dude has two willies oh good two dicks no no no this is what I’m gonna do right now damn that’s kind of dog dog yeah oh you really wild it what the hell and also

Our other territory that we own is Lake Chad in Africa we only Chad last that’s where I go for diamonds how can I come in here I can Hal ice yeah we’re allies with Cooper we’re allies with antvenom and we are allies with quite we should start just Wars

Could ruin everybody’s day Thursday on yeah are you trying to have a casual time just playing on a minecraft server wolf to yourself we’re gonna ruin it what you see yeah what yeah what are we just stealing all theirs what do you want to do on your first day do you want

To go [ __ ] with some okay gonna build a giant beds I could go the [ __ ] this [ __ ] I take the red pill just so you can tell me that you want to go to sleep oh yeah okay basically the whole I wish I could hit you off this yeah I can’t even hit

You what the this is [ __ ] man I’m taking you out of my faction there’s a pufferfish come over here come come stand by him and his presence don’t touch him though okay don’t touch him mother I said what and hit me I just got the RT game I should ally him become his

Closest friend on the server then take on them for myself that would be some re that would be power play kids spread the plague DD spread the plague can we get like the bubonic plague back please that shit’s funny played the black player I get some buboes 1000 what’s not gonna do

If I do that do not do that it’ll come up actually don’t it’ll pick up everybody’s [ __ ] and then people will get pissed too those voiceover Peter somebody did that [ __ ] and everything yeah but Vice Nova P Diddy’s not me take over New Jersey I’ve not heard of worse

[ __ ] idea this hey go to hell I wanna go to hell if I say yes we’ll see maybe maybe other select territories are you [ __ ] shaking my mic deep boy I tried too much banana me what was wrong with you I know I’m Boyd that Brad you look

Like you’re about to terminate me no no it’s just okay yeah I need to talk to you very seriously me man oh yeah Oh glasses are coming off holy [ __ ] he’s serious you serious I can’t see the walls of [ __ ] I need stick oh then I got it oh oh oh sorry sir

No it’s okay it’s okay I’m so say you find a glass hey found his glasses that’s what’s up a pitch a pitch why why is would shovel a gun wait let me make a wooden shovel to see what happens look like a gun is it me it definitely looks like a

[ __ ] m4a4 Assam off from counter-strike I have gun don’t test me I will I will yes I want to figure out how to get ammo oh that’s how they get around us they use music discs as ammo gives you eight ammo for two diamonds oh I see it

Holy [ __ ] yeah I got a [ __ ] gun bruh I wonder some of these are just other wooden tools like let me see like a wooden a wooden hoe yeah a wooden hoes welcome oh my god I want to figure out what the other ones are too I wonder if

Maybe a wooden sword is one of the things yep what the [ __ ] is this do you see this [ __ ] oh my god it looks like a club I’m gonna call B to death dude I got nails and my club to club you I’m her big dual-wielding you look like the [ __ ] terminator

I am detail mediator a bazooka is a carrot on a fission rider but everybody here really yeah I think I could do that an airstrike is that golden hole oh [ __ ] imagine I can just call it air strikes you alright ready for this hello yes I do a wheel

They call me holy they call me the gun man don’t hop down there that’s an actual pit of death I think that may have been where I first died yeah I I thought I thought you were so have a heart oh my god you really did just get down that

[ __ ] hole I thought you were so dead alright I’m not holding playing my hand at me but look nothing no it kind of looks again in this [ __ ] well I guess that does not work yeah you can drive the plane do you want to just go wherever just please don’t break it I

May cry I don’t know how I do break the plan but yeah okay so oh my god dude are you seeing what a boy looks like for the first time yeah base bars up don’t run into things so I’ve heard that running into things is bad yeah

This is kind of [ __ ] sick deed honestly yeah no okay wins on plan building it no do you slosh much money I have I have $3,200 I’m [ __ ] broke the slowest vehicle price I think 40,000 and I have 3200 it goes all the way up until

Fat Albert but it is 210,000 a stack of diamonds wait oh I think a stack of diamonds would get us a big boy can we cheat the system I would hope so there’s got to be some exploits right I would assume so and I think that’s how we get ahead as a

Control wait are you serious I don’t know why I have now do you have a different point on your feet no it’s like I have a gun a tommy gun now what I do plan but I let the [ __ ] dude keep hitting me I’m gonna let him keep hit me

Let’s see if it turns into something else yeah yeah me neither parallel boots I’m gonna go do that alright how other boots on you only have to get hit twice oh okay okay I see you I see you hey I’m here you were just I you are a porcupine

Right now my friend no no where do you see this when I trow it in the ground all right what okay it’s it’s an X right now it’s gmod texture you have the boots on should the other boots ha all right I want to see this in action okay look I

Shouldn’t wait what don’t see should wait what is that what is it what the [ __ ] is that it’s a car oh my God he’s only good car holy [ __ ] Nike more weight is a point I’m oh my god what is that what the hell is this that’s alright

Alright let’s see there it is oh you’re getting that would it be a plate I want to be a plague give me the plain sweats will be the water swim in the water throw it out throw it out hello I am a play now I’m dual wielding

A plane and a [ __ ] gun of the day outfit of today yo hey yo fit check hey put it in your garage no I have an idea I haven’t I put it in my garage wait I can’t no dude what I was thinking though

Is I wanted to try and put it in an item frame and see what happens oh yeah Oh plate on the wall we’ve been on here in our enema we’ve are discovered us hold it in your hand in an open Prezi Prezi oh my god y’all

Ever just bought oh wait hold up I just thought about this if we enchant the boots will that make it into an actual plane cuz I’m assuming that’s how they differentiate we just got to figure out what enchants it has on it but sorry there’s a bat unbreakable it says when

On feet 1 plus armor unbreakable you know plus one armor unbreakable maybe M we renamed them we could rename them Old Glory it’s worth a shot oh they may also be died I’m assuming this once the the best one and it’s undyed put down you’re playing again

Check out your plan right now I’m gonna tell you what what could our diet is these are gray yeah it’s gray it’s the dark gray oh my god Sam’s on here yes I’m giant descent is me also I think boats go really I just mounted a slab

But down to slab I want to mount a boat time we’re looking for squid squid where is squid there’s a custom recipe for ink sacs apparently ink sac oh yeah insects 16 it’s close okay I need bone we might have [ __ ] this I don’t know if he did but we might have

I mean whoa got it that is the plane right there I am playing you all over just plain I want to place the plane what a place to plane I want to place the plane yeah yeah yeah do you think if we went like she said to him like our

Plane just glitched out and that’s what happened be like yo I bought a plate at a glitched out dude can you like you got it right here it’s Old Glory dude that would be really [ __ ] funny if you did I’m gonna be honest I’m gonna go can

Find Sam Sam Zuka get em for this is great Sam Sam how we doing we’re doing good do you see what I have in my hand yeah you want it it doesn’t work I don’t know I’ve been building stuff in like exploring mostly and today we’ve been

Just like breaking the game got like a [ __ ] club with spikes do you see this I’m gonna be honest Sam you’re supposed to buy them but we have not been buying them yeah we have not been buying them yeah but I don’t think they work if you

Don’t buy them we’ve been trying to figure out if we can like just make whatever textures have been replaced and then like give them functionality you haven’t figured it out yet but yeah I’ve been trying to scam and trap Doug that’s how we get to the top all right is that

Your air rescue oh I thought you were just hit me I got so scared totally not I don’t know the is going on on here I’ve gone to Africa though and I claims Lake Chad oh I also died and now for and lost all my [ __ ] oh my god I bet

They do have pandas there do you want it you want to go over to China and like look for that [ __ ] or something somebody has claimed China though and I hope they aren’t one of those factions where it’s like you can’t break blocks you look

Really cute I was just about to say that you look hella cute look at you know we’re getting the China boys is China your oh it’s just like your factions name is kpop wait what is this holy [ __ ] people have actually built stuff here it

Says BTS I’m in Korea I was this Korea what the [ __ ] we’re in Korea hold up hold up we got to go a little bit farther never mind all right we’re we’re in the land of China I kind of want to go with you on receiving

You find a panda oh don’t worry I’ll protect you oh god he hurt mega super saiyan gobble oh no my son disappeared I guess so yeah I think that that’s a it’s a sign that pandas have been here wearing that we’re going in the right direction maybe my

Mind is so one tract right now I’m finding a competitors owned in my gamer headset is nowhere near falling pooper-scoopers poopers carter’s clothes what’s this I see glowstone probably pandas doing probably kids are starting to piss me off we I see a jungle Oh see pickles will take home some pickles with

Me we may be going in the right direction lots of weird some really weird generation holy [ __ ] feel like I’m being scammed right now where am i pandas pandas this is like a joke at this point I’m pissed for you are we in India we might be an Indian now India is

Over there I’m dumb as [ __ ] in Hawaii right now India’s near Hawaii [Applause] I’m sorry I’m sorry that was really funny I’m down to go to Australia wait I’m going the wrong goddamn way that was like where am I going hold up I gotta go this way [ __ ] is that oh that’s a

Volcano you wanna check it out yes all right I just feel like I don’t know I am like twenty-one savage like we were raised how well similarly oh those are nice landing for me this was so just like yeah kind of this is like the only

Place you get courts and stuff to find a crazy though okay Sam I’m gonna keep it real with you yeah I’m [ __ ] lost inside of here you do mine straight up straight up hey what is this border line fence in Australia isn’t there a hella long fence in Australia there might be

When people asked what I did over break I’m gonna tell them all the different countries I went to so volcano I went inside a volcano that’s crazy one block away from lava you guys where we go from a year where we find a panda I love your

Face he’s dying he’s dying f in the chat he’s deceased I’m high as [ __ ] actually so blaze here Sam drink drink the holy water oh thank you so much spilled a little bit Oh oh god no no no no Sam look dude you need to cleanse yourself that much with

The holy water I’m [ __ ] a new person let’s [ __ ] go yo there’s a best boy there’s a best buy a new Hawaii holy this might be better than a panda ah are you okay Zachry all that is free birth the [ __ ] spy yeah we’re in a jungle

Pandas I don’t know I also kinda lost track II I just gotta go this worried Wow holy [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] beautiful oh I see it holy [ __ ] it’s best boy no way are you ready oh I’m so ready let’s [ __ ] go what are you talking to customers what are you taking the customers oh it’s okay [ __ ] we took him out there’s a

Shoplifter in this story the balls can we kill this one I don’t know he’s yeah he’s kind of a [ __ ] dude I’m not gonna kill him but his fits kind of clean that’s true dude it’s the double chicken book oh oh oh wait it popped out an egg

When I hopped on it my time on the server has come to him sorry how are you giving up yes it was a good search for [ __ ] pandas but I got [ __ ] bone to be honest I’ll be one day can find it mr. chuckle I hope you have the most wonderful night

Thank you Sam I hope you have a great night too and I hope you sleep well and I hope a man who sleeps well everybody you care about sleeps saw and people you don’t care about I hope this is why