JOKO’s LIFE RUINED by Twitch Chat in Minecraft

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Chicken now we have a great use for the Joko chicken emote look at all those chickens and they’re named after you too Aiden thank you switch the primer why’d you walk in lava I went into fullon just panic mode I just started wding everywhere there’s so many

Chick dude I got to try and get some tools man have I watched the fedf movie yet no I’ve heard a lot of people say it’s good I’ve heard a lot of people say it’s but I think most people who like fidaf sort of came away from the movie enjoying

It what is going on no no no no no oh my PC my PC what did you just do is my stream still up oh no what is going on oh me what just happened oh please help it’s so going I don’t even know if I’m alive right now oh no they’re

Canting wipe down chickens please no wait some of them lived oh my God okay I think the nuke is over guys we’re living in a post nuclear B ocalypse dude I’m actually my pants right now this is ridiculous there’s more chickens I really did not expect the nuke to go off

Within like the first 10 minutes of doing this that was hey guys spawn three Withers he won’t be able to run from them please don’t spawn three Withers I’m trying my best here I’m going to try and collect the resources from the wreckage of the the post nuclear apocalypse hello skeleton thank

You for the three diamonds but I want to give people as many incentives to uh follow as is possible and I feel like giving three diamonds per follow when I do something like this is pro no no no I just got Stu please leave me alone what the no no

No I just want to live I just want to live please oh they hate me so much they haven’t hit me a single time though L aim a who put that there man what the serial thing you switch the 4,000 bits you absolute Legend the Wither is

Literally the weakest mob in the game so true king so true why was I even scared what was it going to do kiss me on the lips all three of them I would have enjoyed it and I was running away cuz I’m scared of the

Hose no no no no why avoid the lava next time okay I’m sorry try try my best here guys there’s only so much one little silly goofy guy can do I kind of want one of these lava buckets man I feel like that might come in use at least I

Could use it as like a normal bucket give me these I need it okay I I’m not an expert with this I spent roughly six yeah oh my God I’m kidding let’s go I have stuff now oh my God I can God damn it my a dude this is just a

Roller coaster of emotions I cannot deal with this right now oh holy I didn’t want the sword anyways oh diamond block wait wait it’s okay everything’s okay I’m trying to think what else also does things ah oh my God that’s a lot of chickens oh that’s just a couple oh that’s just

A we got to murder the chickens dude there’s too many give me your meat though I want the cooked meat give me your meat AO I said what I said no creeper don’t don’t explode my bed don’t do it oh my my bro’s got meat on the

Mind dude you’re telling me you don’t have meat on the mind right now I always got meat on the mind but not not like that not like that dude I’m just my meat should I even bother trying to like find like a good area to build you know what

I’m going to do it I’m going to pretend like I’m playing normal Minecraft and like there’s nobody in chat who could stop me you guys can’t do anything to me I’m in I’m Invincible this is probably like a bad idea to put stuff right here

But what can I say I I got to live life on the edge sometimes you just got it Christ oh about peed myself you guys ever just like sit there in your hot ass room and just be like damn it’s like Shrek swamp up in here I’m

Just sitting here in my own filth disgusting as sweating an absolute filthy human being that is so me right now we got to build a house here checken I want to build like a like a platform I think this is going to be like a platform house I don’t know if this is

Bold of me to assume that I’m going to like live live any sort of substantial amount of time here without getting my base blown to smithin what a lovely home I hope nothing horrible happens to it smiley face we’re just going to make it a simple house but it’s going to be fun

It’s going to be more checken Jarvis nukas house I like this so it’s going to be funny elevated house with Goofy walkway up to it hopefully and maybe perhaps inton funny little walkways from the side and like little Bridges oh my God that noise 40 chickens

Just died in that wall stop stop little fellas you got to get out of here man dude get these guys out of here they’re trying to live in my house rentree wait what do Birch doors look like I always forget I’ll do a birch oh God damn it

Eego Mania think for the 400 bits that’s what it does also I’m hoping that this type of oh oh that fake Creeper noise actually did get me than for Bart oh you know what be a cool one too if I could figure out how to turn

All eggs on the ground within a certain radius of me into like diamond or something that would be crazy there’s somebody CH what was that what was that what was that what did I just throw whatever I just threw it’s gone d i I don’t know

Where it is anymore oh wait that’s so cool yo I didn’t even see that there’s like a naturally spawning floating island over here that is so chill I’ve just realized this is the one situation in modern-day Minecraft where a sword would actually be preferable yes sweeping Edge dude I think we finally

Found a use for swords it’s when your Twitch chat griefs you with chickens no there’s so much meat on the floor who putting they meat on the floor bro dude I need like a safety bunker or something I need like a vault below my house so I

Can like turtle up and like protect myself I need your help I have like a core memory of playing a Sonic game and I don’t know which one it is because I was so young you know when your parents like take you to like the car repair

Shop or whatever or like the auto dealer to get their car serviced and there’s like a kids section where they just like have stuff sometimes I don’t even remember what game G system it was but I remember the level that I was playing this level had me like running down a

Road away from something I think like it was like city streets and the camera point of view was like looking behind me and I think something was chasing me Sonic Adventure 2 opening level a lot of you guys are saying that whatever that was I remember as a kid that was

Like really fun it was Sonic inflation rule 34 you should look it up dude I will God damn it get these chickens out of my house you should play ratat the video game on the DS dude I don’t know about you but when you say Ratatouille

On the DS I just smell like an ungodly stench of Bo from like 16 mil away are you telling me that Ratatouille on the DS is good like with a straight face I just don’t believe that I feel like so many Movie video game adaptions just suck kind of wish they didn’t playing

Minecraft but Remy from ratou controls my movements that sounds like some Sundy ass video you know what I’m saying dude I look over here and I feel like my FPS just drops how many chickens are up the hill dude there’re so many is the chicked valley I love chicken Valley it

Would be a shame if someone nuked it dude it really would I’m just thinking right now about how hot and sweaty I am I don’t know how to fix this oh my God there’s more we have a chicken Sanctuary where only sometimes we murdered the chickens it’s

Not all the time we like to leave a lot of them alive but you know it’s it’s like kind of a sanctuary should be an axel lottle bomb I could see that being pretty funny Chad are Axel in 1.18 I don’t think they are cuz wasn’t 1.19 the

C update or was 1.18 the cave update 1 point I don’t freaking know man me but I forget everything dude I don’t know I sometimes I feel like I just I mentally regress over the years I really do but then I have days like today where I’m I’m

Sitting here and I’m problem solving I’m figuring stuff out and I’m like hey maybe I’m not a stupid piece of I love your beta 1.7.3 ass house I’m going for a certain Vibe here I’m going for like beta Minecraft goofy goofy dude get these chickens off of me I genuinely I

Think from today’s efforts in in Minecrafting and and setting up Minecraft and all that sort of stuff I could probably bottle like a gallon of gamer sweat it has been a day for sure yo chat has anybody had it snow where they live yet for me snow is like kind

Of a rarity I’m just hoping it doesn’t like knock out my power and then I die cuz I don’t have any food you know that’d be kind of cringe the dude named Ben booy of course is going to know what the boy kisser is I I where am I what the I got

I didn’t have my cordin so maybe I could follow the chickens I need CH Josh raid what the fck I wish the goddamn braid thing ah oh my God I got scared by The Diamonds you guys just give me 31 diamonds I’m rich more diamonds oh my God there’s so many D I

Don’t even know what to do with myself what’s the dumbest thing you can make with diamonds you know what we’re going to make a diamond block we’re going to put in the house juke box oh yeah I forgot about Juke boxes dude Diamond poror imagine if I did this in the CH W

That’s so fun chat aren’t people yeah you guys aren’t people you guys are just funny little voices that hide in my computer do you ever quiet down it’s nonstop talking for what I will murder you in a video game I swear to God you pissed me off hi Liam

I’m on mobile can you talk sooner too much delay what can I do chat what do I do what do I do how do I help you stop being broke actually hey get a freaking who in chat is follow maxing and gooning right now maybe I just got

To swap the swap the my sword oh do I not have my house lit up no do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword please there’s too many of you jaad I’m going out for a smoke can y’all watch him that’s so good can you please watch

Him he’s a wholesome little boy it’s mine time I think it’s time to actually try and have a proper mind Liam would be a bigger danger to this than a TNT nuke dude on average sometimes he really is though bro was a menace I really wish

That in the Minecraft mob vote we could have gotten crabs I was rooting for crabs low key I don’t think I voted for anything probably if I had to vote for something in that mob vote I would have gone for crabs with the penguins being second dude the diamonds kind of scares

The out of me diamonds are actually kind of a jump scare I can’t oh the noise that that makes they’re escaping the chickets are escaping yeah I’mma pee myself J you got trying to relax Scotland’s national animals the Unicorn how is that even possible do they know over in Scotland that unicorns

Aren’t real do they know that dude I’m almost at a stack of diamonds I feel like that’s not a good sign that means something horrible is going to happen to me do you guys remember my Joko world smpp that I did where yah he basically

Played God a lot of the time I was wondering maybe with this particular mod if I could set up curses in the same way that yah he had on the joko’s World server it could be very interesting what’s my username yours is Wolf princess 186 my name is Joko I’m Joko

Smiley face Maybe it’s time for a nuke I have been suffering from success a little bit wait until he goes back to the house you guys are devious what the hell bro what the I would have thought that one had spawn the chicken one is so much crazier when I’m in like

An enclosed space cuz half of them just like die in a wall I’m a jumpy little guy dude I am I’ve played too much FNAF in my life what can I say he’s digging to Ohio all these chickens have finally escaped the they can live free in the

Chicken Valley chicken Valley we have hington with catwalk weird staircase undercarriage you say underc Carriage yeah the undercarriage dude maybe I can go on a journey I like that idea let’s see if we can find like a village or something this is actually exactly what the I wanted to find you guys

Should get ready what do you mean by that fight fight fight fight fight fight fight Good Guys where is my house hey he heyy potentially the goober one would maybe get no no no no no my PC My Stream still up hello I won’t even let me

Respawn my house oh it’s all gone did anything even survive no it’s just all gone Oh oh my God at least I have diamonds thank thank you hamster milk we’re going to have to start the the Joko Empire all over again with follows I need to rebuild my net wor Joko stocks are down 1 million in Minecraft dude I wonder if any of the chickens lived there’s a

Survivor they’re survivors they’ve lived a lot of people’s chickens are still alive look at that should build a tower to look at the pit I think it’s going to have to be made out of dirt getting materials run run run run I’m a little rat boy Scavenging for scraps oh my God

There’s chickens that lived on the other side a chicken Valley no way chicken Tower yeah we could have a new chicken Tower new Landmark check oh I got the quad egg spawn yo no way I got the 1 and 256 oh that’s huge we’re getting juicer stats man one time something actually cool

Happens to me in Minecraft every was like and it starts raining are you kidding me what is this dude that is the most unbelievable comedic timing oh no and if I if I ah what that that wasn’t even somebody doing that I just naturally got hit by lightning

What is going on I’m actually afraid of getting hit by a random lightning strike now that was not a fear of mine until about like 1 minute ago maybe I am a human lightning rod oh yeah my mine entrance is still here that’s the only thing that I’ve done progress wise that

Hasn’t gotten wiped out dude you know what I’m going to do for one of these allegedly in a video game what if I just installed the Herobrine mods I just want to get better at like working with Minecraft mods in general and and maybe doing some like Java coding cuz for

Those of you who didn’t know I I was uh in college doing compai for the majority of my college tenure before dropping out and becoming a full-time twitch streamer YouTuber degenerate I enjoy doing this type of stuff I didn’t enjoy doing it in college but I enjoy doing that type of

Stuff in general is ass could have been a software engineer making 120k a year but he’s here instead dead ass like actually I could have I need check somebody know friends I love my friends sorry I just I’m sitting here saying that I’m just murdering them I

Can’t help myself I didn’t mean it Mr Chicken I he was staring at me he’s like dude what the why did you do that you can only go to the casino a certain amount of times chat make every trip count I think I’ve told this story on

Stream but the last time I went to Creator Clash which was Creator Clash 2 and Tampa they have the seminal Hard Rock Casino I played blackjack for the first time and I didn’t know how to play Blackjack the only way I knew how to play Blackjack is I watched spoon kid

Videos of him playing it on Rust and I ended up winning my $50 up to 75 I think it’s time to make the chicken lookout tower oh no oh my God I think like almost all those chickens just died in that wall I have a beast infection that is so gross

God damn this like the dumbest thing I’ve in all day I love that watch this chicken explosion wait I actually didn’t oh look at this view dude that is just mass destruction at its finest right there Joko is so poor L dude guys I have six diamonds come on not that poor more

People followed the stream I’d be less poor I just need more followers Dude tell your grandma tell your bestie tell all your ger moots where are my gerot taping I want to milk you actually don’t say that dude you need to Prime some to me now okay listen you’ve crossed the

Line here you’re not allowed to say that you want to Milk Me for free I have standards that’s hidden behind a pay wall what’s up guys it’s me moist critical today we’re going to be talking about a bunch of stupid stinky idiots that got eye damage because they

Looked at lights too long in the board API club serves you right for bu nfts LW anyways that’s it guys see you and that’s my critical impression for the day was that Charlie critical in the call with you dude I thought you were playing Minecraft by yourself if I type slash

Gun and I actually got a gun ah pissed you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take sometimes you just got to type SL gun in chat and just hope it works should I just try and rebuild the house that I had already built but I build it

On the side of a different Mountain no but what am I oh no but what oh no what if I sort of made this like over Arch and then like made almost like a hobbit house man I’m sleep do you believe in Holograms what the hell does that mean do I believe in

Holograms do bro what I think they exist I think they do do you believe in PSPs I do not actually did any of you in chat have a PSP I don’t think they’re real dude are you telling me there was a handheld console that used discs for

Games yeah yeah right dude that is just too silly and goofy I just do not believe it this is going to be like a like a calm little cozy Vibe little cave house The Vibes Immaculate I’m so committed to the idea this freaking base is not going to get instantly just nuked

That I’m I’m full sending I’m moving in I’m moving in all the furniture you feel like you completed a scavenger hunt finding your face cam dude I love that exclamation mark slot five in chat what does everything is now lava mean my immediate surroundings lava everything

In my inventory turns into a lava bucket I will subsequently probably turn into lava as well it’s pretty bad healthwise that is she SLO on my October to like November that’s bars I mean if I ever do slop toober dude that’s like a that’s a really oh

No that was on the verge of being as devastating as possible actually this may be my easiest way to get to the nether finally that is the only positive to come out of this guys have you seen anybody build a nether portal faster than me I think this might

Be world record in the 80 years old and overcat ategory try not to Blink you might miss me building the entire nether portal wa guys I think that took me a minute and a half that might be my PB no not in the house not in the

House no no no are you kidding me are you there goes my PC no the only thing that’s live is my little lava pool Mr President the second nuke is hit chicken B the bombs have stopped oh my God my house I’m like 20 blocks down

From where I should be at least we still have the nether portal right guys right there’s that right I don’t think anything that was in here survived hey gang what’s up nothing much they dropped a second nuke on chicken Valley that’s sort of where I’m at man I’m

Dead no I don’t have time for your right now baby zombie don’t please don’t let me die to the baby zombie this could be so embarrassing oh no please you HC block this is all possible thing to Pokémon you sold a Pokémon card for 2K

Last year bro what card was it what card is with 2K there’s a herd of chickens I think living in my my old strip dude dude dude did it blow up the chicken Tower from where that explosion was no way the nuke has hit the chicken

Tower oh man dude look at the Wasteland oh my God click me click click right here right here click here click right over here come on you know you want to