JoofyLooby – Minecraft but there’s an ITEM SHOP…

I’ve been strip mining for so long and I haven’t found anything seriously my pickaxe broke too this is so annoying wait what’s that noise is that TNT what the heck doofy what are you doing down here what am I doing what are you doing what is this place I’m testing out my

New TNT Quarry TNT Quarry what the heck is that let me show you follow me how’d you learn to build this thing build it dude I didn’t build this thing um then how did it get here I just bought it in the item shop the item shop

You expect me to believe that’s a real thing uh yeah type slash item shop and you’ll teleport straight there wait what this is a real thing how does this work you just walk up to a villager and he’ll trade you anything for emeralds anything yeah literally anything you want wait so

This is kind of like buff but it’s for in-game items what’s that dude how have you not heard of buff it literally lets you get real life rewards and gift cards just for playing your favorite games buff runs in the background of your computer while you’re playing games in

Tracks achievements the more you play the more buff points you earn and can use to purchase actual Awards like steam credits Amazon gift cards and much more it doesn’t have to be Minecraft either buff works on many other games like fortnite valrence and dozens of others I personally like how buff doesn’t affect

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So you can download buff for free alright looks like we’re at the front of the line now here I’ll show you how this works hey evbo my most valuable customer what kind of trade you want to make today well I’m looking for a new place to stay my Mansion is getting kind of

Boring do you have any builds I can buy I have just the thing for you Evo this is a new Victorian style Palace that came in just today oh this looks sick how many emeralds do you want for it eh it’s on the market for about 2 000

Emeralds but since you’re my best customer I could bring it down to just 5 500 emeralds it’s a deal pleasure doing business with you dude how do you have that many emeralds oh yeah I forgot to tell you I’m friends with the richest guy on the server seriously who is this

Guy yo what’s up guys this is the guy you were talking about yeah dude be quiet don’t be mean to him he’s gonna give us free emeralds Crocs how’s it going how’s business it’s pretty good man some of the villagers went on strike so you know I had to deal with them this

Guy kills villagers dude chill out let me do the talking oh dang that stinks yeah it’s really no big deal though I just forced the others to repopulate and then it all works out oh uh that’s cool anyways this is my friend joofie I was wondering if you could hook him up with

Some emeralds oh yeah sure thing just go down to the prison level and ask any villager for emeralds they should give it to you cool thanks rocks I’ll see you later dude so we ask any villager for emeralds and they’ll just give it to us that’s what the big guy said let’s give

This a try hey you give me a stack of emeralds yes yes yeah yes sir please please don’t kill me please geez no wonder groxs has so many emeralds if these villagers don’t work for him he’ll kill them yeah I mean business is business let’s go back to the shop and

Get you some stuff how can I help you guys I’m looking for a new armor set do you have anything in stock yeah I can do that how does a fully enchant instead of netherite armor sound that sounds amazing dude this is crazy I literally

Just got full y maxed out armor and all I had to do was talk to some guy named Grox yeah the item shop is a huge game changer yo what did you just do this is the palace that I bought earlier all you have to do is place it down and then it

Just builds itself dude that’s crazy I need to buy a house for myself now dang it there’s a line for the item shop again wait is that Grox what does he need to buy so you’re saying you don’t sell villagers uh this is the item shop

Dude we only sell items and builds oh so you’re a wise guy huh I just work here man if you have a problem you can take it up with my boss you’ll regret this is that see what I didn’t know he was on This Server one turtle egg please a

Turtle egg that’s all you want yep how much do I owe you uh you can have it for free just let me get to the next person in line yo score I’m gonna add this to the collection why is seawat so obsessed with turtles I never understood that

Hello sir what can I do for you I’d like to buy a house please I currently have one medieval house in stock for a hundred Emos does that work yeah that’s sounds perfect oh I can’t wait to place this down I’m so excited to see what it

Looks like I paid 100 emeralds for this this looks terrible there’s not even enough room to put my stuff that’s it I’m going back to the item shop and talking to the manager why does this place seem so different Grox since when do you work here work here bro I own

This place now you own this place I thought the villagers owned the item shop yeah I tucked it over with them they agreed to sell it to me oh well that’s cool say what’s behind this door I don’t remember this being here oh that’s nothing don’t worry about it oh

My god dude please help me rocks came into the item shop and just attacked me oh my God I really wish you didn’t go back here bro