JoshDub – the boys speedrun minecraft

Okay eddie eddie dude guys eddie is sniffing a lot of stuff eddie eddie oh my god he’s reverted back to factory settings what’s that sound the hell is that oh boys juicy is that fanboy juicy oh juicy good day mommy boys we’re in minecraft vr i just know i thought i was

I thought i just didn’t put my contacts in this morning i thought for my graphics card was just shutting down no no no no we’re in minecraft vr boys and um as far as i know most of you guys don’t actually know how to play minecraft right i’ve never played minecraft before dude

Isn’t this that really ugly looking pixel game the [ __ ] you just say whoa hold up oh no can you not see minecraft so you can actually punch people dude can you bring your arm down yeah yeah oh boy calm down juicy what do we do dude what are we doing okay

In case you boys didn’t know i had a minecraft channel for 10 years i don’t really want to talk about it but wow wow actually who let him in the group after that admission dude oh my god we need him right now okay he’s a minecraft speedrunner josh it’s

Not that easy you don’t just it’s a process you know it’s a nice refined process but but you got a professional like me so uh no it shouldn’t be too bad so the first step is we got to make like a boys hq base of operations

And uh i had the idea we should just go pillage that village and kill everyone who lives there take it take it as our own oh nice do we get guns in this game no just like roll up and be hey it’s minecraft there’s no guns eddie we’re not even sure if you’re

Technically allowed in that village yeah oh this side this river is a border oh do they need papers oh then i’m a dog i can chill right here no eddie i’ll send you wait everyone stay here oh look at his arse wow so flat is he building a wall

Because you’re good with walls you can’t do water but you can do a wall right all right eddie it’s your big day bud i got your papers oh he actually just made paper no way yeah yes way you’re gonna be able to legally out of that village and kill everybody

You passed your citizenship test yeah yeah that’s them they’re in there anyways boys here’s the plan so eddie’s going to walk up show the villager his papers and then we’re going to run in and cut all their heads off ah that’s a good plan okay here take these all right boys boys

They see me they see me they see me they see me why did they have to design them with such sexy mouths go eddie go eddie go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go use your words eddie hey uh senor i got papers look

Hey look dog i got papers i got papers hey come here come here look look you want to check them wait i’m talking to you yeah look come here eddie obviously the diplomatic option is not working this one’s got a cool eye patch this is the first time you’ve ever

Played minecraft isn’t it yeah all right i’m going to show you something i’ll show you how to get the best oh dude come here come here see that big white there down there yeah guys made out of ice cream he’s pretty easy to beat just go back give me ice cream give me

Ice cream you have to do them like that so i thought he’s a dumbass natural selection is fine hey uh senor golem you want to check my uh you wanna check my papers real quick yep i’m good yeah good to go i’m distracting the golem you boys kill the villagers okay

Mr golem look uh yeah th that right there that says oh oh oh no he’s killing him it would never stop chasing me now yeah you’re gonna never kill him you’re never gonna kill him dude oh you just cracked them you doing you’re doing great smashing

Yeah do you want someone else want to help no not yet keep going smashing keep going of [ __ ] right molly’s stop molly jesus he’s a simple farmer dude holy [ __ ] go inside sir go inside he’s calling the place molly he’s calling the police we need to get out of here dude

What are you doing juicy’s got a white t-shirt on juicy show stop watching all right boys what the [ __ ] are you doing we are never gonna get minecraft jeffs at this rate okay do you want to get diamonds huh yes you want to get diamonds you know i

Do well yeah it’s like it this is a game all right juicy now that now that we have now now that we took over the village what do we have to do we need to get pickaxes and then get iron that’s fine where’s the closest home depot yeah where’s bunnings where’s the

Bunnings at it’s minecraft vr there’s no home depot i’m sorry eddie we built everything from scratch here we dig it from the ground okay it’s minecraft this sounds like a lot of work i want each of you to go mine some trees and then come back to me

Okay when you’ve made just a just a little bit of in progress dude i hate you pasta williams there you go that good yeah that’s that’s good keep that up this is actually really hard no i think only one person could do okay that’s mine this is actually really hard in vr dude

Hey juicy can i uh can i get uh can i get wood with uh with paper eddie look at me well it’s minecraft dude you can do anything paper solve everything yeah so all right juicy we got you wood juicy you got me the wood so now what i’m gonna do

Is make you guys some stone pickaxes and we’re gonna go get some iron okay everyone gather around gather run come on come on all right all right all right actually let me get up here yeah yeah yeah work it out work it juicy yes yeah minecraft monster yeah yeah yeah

This is serious all right does everyone have a pickaxe okay so now we need to go walk around and look for a cave follow me boys follow me all right shake the ass stop stop looking stop i’m sorry dude right look at how deep this [ __ ]

Why would you do that can you guys come down here down there yeah come on boys come on come on dog whoa yo it is dark in here man boys just calm down juicy are you telling us there’s diamonds in this dark ass cave yeah yeah eddie i mean like deeper in

The cave but uh you gotta mind that right there you see that look up what what is it what’s that what is that iron oh yeah you can pick selected pile of [ __ ] to me all right boys boys boys come here i’ve got a perfect thing

To do that never ever fails okay sure pay close attention you simply dig down oh yes all right first rule of minecraft guys i’m stuck no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Laughter] what are you doing up there what are you doing step bro are you stuck

Don’t worry molly we’re coming to you baby uh this isn’t this isn’t going well this might actually be the worst day of my life i’m glad i could be here for it wait wait wait wait you see that boys you see what that is that’s that’s a redstone you snort that oh call

Me first me first eddie you know what you can do Eddie eddie just put it in your bag you can have some later when we get there jesus please Come on can we find some diamonds please guys guys guys guys guys come on what’s going on come on boys come on come on please give them to me jesus christ dude guys guys guys come here just come here for a sec just come here all right smashing

Over there how does the prospect sound to you guys of murdering smashing and telling his mum that we lost him on the way home also can i just add better splits yeah yeah all right i’ll be the one to do it i’ll be the one guys guys the diamonds are almost gone

Yeah he’s got him that’s good it’s so good it’s still quickly okay so pretty smashing Give us the diamonds where is he don’t tell me walkers have lost him you could have gone far they’ll never find me in here you spell that diamonds you smell that smells like [ __ ] wait boys boys i got this i got this wait that’s so pretty here’s juicy get him

Get him got him he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead i did it told you i knew how to put him down good good job molly that’s molly that was a disaster yeah you said you’re going to do it you mainly dude yeah my fault you said it’d be quick look we got the

Diamonds yeah yes every mediocre channel who does minecraft has done this and we have put our names in history doing this as well boys well done get views oh yeah dude slow down slow down boys uh so there’s still one more step with the gf thing yeah

Right so i’m never i’m not giving up my virginity dude we talked about this what’s the last step you see molly i’m gonna need to see those diamonds i’m we’re still gonna split them i just need to um you know check the quality make sure they’re

There you go yep yep give me those yep okay all right boys let’s uh go back on the surface are they are they real well i gotta you know get in the sunlight and you know gotta be able to see and i just need a little tiny bit of sunlight you know

So glad we keep smashing that so we’re just going up there huh yeah come on come on yeah yo you know what would be really [ __ ] funny boys just as a joke it would be really funny if juicy ran off with the diamonds and betrayed us but that would never happen right

You wouldn’t do that never no i would never do that this guy keep thinking josh can you seal off the entrance back there i don’t want any zombies to crawl up again you know that kid that came earlier i think he might he might come back

Uh oh yeah let me do it okay you seem to know what you you seem to know what you’re talking about yeah just make sure it’s completely sealed up okay all the way to the side okay it’s sealed okay let’s go juice all right boys yeah we’re just gonna

Mine straight up here and i’m just gonna check out these diamonds we’re all gonna be rich while we have some bad minecraft [ __ ] and um yeah it’s gonna be great boys that’s um yeah it’s it’s gonna it’s gonna be great why acting kind of sucks bruh me sucks no never no

Juicy what the [ __ ] boys i’ve got a good feeling about this josh josh we’re up here come on this is the way i remember coming in yeah it’s it’s nothing personal boys what are you talking about juicy no no no no wait wait wait wait wait juicy wait

Wait what is that what are you doing goodbye boys oh damn you juicy You