jschlatt VODS: Ranking Minecraft Bases

Hey what’s up its me it’s me and I’m back in it’s me and I’m here hello welcome welcome to SH lat rates more of your minecraft basis I suppose how we doing how we doin Yoon’s teeth tuneless sky JC mega rat blatant oh I missed it

It’s going too fast what can I say [ __ ] hello ladies and gentlemen I hope you are all doing well tonight on this fine Monday evening there’s a cool on tonight nice nice breeze outdoors ooh that’s what you love to hear that’s what you love to hear dare I say that is what you

Love to hear voice it’s a time for a little emote in the chat wow you know you do love to see it you love to hear it you love to watch it welcome back to the stream I am here again raiding raiding your parodies when I ready to go

Yet we’re not ready to go yet we’re not ready to go yet I gotta wind down you know I’m a scholar I don’t have much time to decompress these days so that the time before I start screaming this is this is the this is the the calm before the storm as they

Say because you know at the end of the day I mean you guys watched a tribute to Minecraft I am a complete fraud here was 12 year was 12 year old Schleck watching watching you know monkey farm and all these laid-back people I couldn’t deal with all the streaming and now guess

What I do for a living I scream about minecraft so you know I am a absolute fraud I deserve no place on the corporate ladder which is probably why I stream on Twitch so hello we’re back is it time to start do I have to start this

Hello time to start time to start alright hold on let me just make sure everything’s working hello hello yeah that works need that to work it’s not gonna get it’s not gonna get any views so that doesn’t work am i right so uh here’s what’s gonna happen boys this

Is obviously the time when we film for a YouTube video if moist is in here moist is gonna be the one who’s putting this together if he wants to of course I mean I do pay top dollar but um we should we should we should be spamming something

In the chat as we as we transition into the the actual scene so so it looks like you know oh we were having a great time before this before the video started you know maybe we should maybe we should spam Joe Rogan truck month oh my god the

Last time the last base tearless we did it was just truck month wasn’t it I remember that it was truck month it was absolutely truck month all right [ __ ] it here we go hello everybody welcome back to the Minecraft on how’ve you been [ __ ] hope you’re doing well excited for

Another stream as always I thought I turned that off oopsie I thought I turn hello-hello fast-food fetishes and thank you very much it’s good to see you it’s good to see you thank you for the 2000 baby have you bench lad I’ve been well and well you know it really doesn’t get better

Than this does it I have to for some reason the Texas speech didn’t turn off I have to turn it off for this so I apologize you’re gonna have to give me like ten seconds okay what why did that read out and and gaw stones didn’t Haslett kid I use better than

Okay computer changed my mind it’s absolutely not you are so wrong oh [ __ ] boys I hope to the lord and savior jesus H Christ that the media share is functional today I will have a terrible night if it’s not donations open text-to-speech disabled disabled very strange stuff going on tonight huh but

That’s fine we like it to be quirky and weird don’t we don’t we like it to be quirky and weird voice it’s not what we’re it’s not what we’re here for I actually don’t know why you’re here to be honest stream labels stream labels open it up open it up

I haven’t the video hasn’t started yet by the way we’re still in the calm kid a is better than okay computer changed my mind can we ban goz tone from the chat please can we just ban him thank you mods thank you no I appreciate it man I don’t know

It’s it they’re they’re close but I think okay computers more my speed thanks artoo Sava are tasbih for the bits welcome back for five months Rex infinity good to see you see to man vivo four months steered thank you pal Jojo five months moist for Jesus moist for Jesus Oh God inappropriate you

Make sure this works Hank slap okay it works 100% functional functional man let’s cut that up let’s cut that up we’re gonna have a good stream today good stream today ah ah yeah man yeah what’s going on boys welcome back to Jase let rates more of your minecraft

Basis why do I do this because every time I put out a tweet saying send me your mind grab bases I want to see some cool submissions this time please don’t troll me and what do you do you troll me so here’s what I did this time I put out

A tweet ass as per yuge and I said and I said and I said so I says I says to myself and I says in the tweet I says don’t troll me okay I might have I might not have actually put that into in a tweet but I screened every single

Response I screamed every single one and I pick the ones that are not trolls and they’re all on the left and we’re gonna go through them we’re gonna watch and we’re gonna rate him critique of volume I will see who makes the best basses out

Of all you let me put out a tweet so everybody on Twitter who submitted these can watch if if they’re in the running put out a little tweet reply this tweet with video of your best minecraft face I’ll write it on stream tonight twitter is over capacity

I can’t tweet right now oh boy live now rating them twitch.tv /j slam we’re ready to go boys we’re ready to go that’s what it’s all about this is what it’s all about alright alright okay so so we’ve got a laundry list of people a good twenty or

So videos that I paid that I hand-picked these are the best of the best I promise these are the best of the best and we’re gonna put them on the on the scoreboard from s to a – B – C – D – E – f – J for

Joe Rogan we should honestly add another section just for Joe Rogan I don’t know why but you know it’s it’s kind of I’ve kind of warmed up to it I’ve kind of more I’ve kind of warmed up to it so here we are the first submission comes

In from paper plain let’s see what he’s got to show for hold on should I lower the sound of the alerts maybe that would be a good idea because I don’t know cuz I don’t know we’ll see well we’ll manage we’ll manage yeah it’s a little loud actually another detour

Another another timeout okay cut me a second of slack here oh [ __ ] it skipped it oh that’s [ __ ] up oh that’s [ __ ] up that bar should not be going that bar should not be going [ __ ] Ustream labs it’s fine I will I will fix it I will fix it

It will be fixed don’t worry tell her I’m worried I am worrying Ludwig blown away thank you for the hundred $1 it’s good to see you I’m so glad I [ __ ] murdered your show oh wow do you guys see twitch jeopardy the other day it shouldn’t be doing that

That bar should not be going oh I am panicking I’m panicking man I’m panicking by the way we’re gonna have to wait to screen your video towards the end of the show hey oh we’re good we’re good to go we’re good to go alright here we go we’re rating

Minecraft basis that’s what we’re doing tonight let’s begin this one comes in from paper plane and we’re just gonna see what he’s got to show for us hey hey my uh this is my minecraft bags okay are you playing on a Macbook right okay okay

I mean this whole place was built by me and my friends it’s not bad this goes on forever we go geez man this high rollers wheat field and we go up what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it’s like couldn’t have said it better myself Phantom Zone of all regular where are

You paper plane oh not the what it auto place I gotta learn how to stop it beforehand all right what are we feeling about that one can we get a poll in the chat can we get a pull Zachery d-bots that one’s from paperplane let’s give it a little vote

S feeling some assets from eyes I’m seeing uh mm guys you can’t type in the chat oh actually maybe maybe it hmm maybe it might be a good idea in the future to just pull from twitch chat for the votes I don’t know though s is in

The lead it looks like closely followed by J for joe rogan we’re not gonna do this we are not Zack we are not putting Joe Rogan in all of the polls that doesn’t make any sense why are we being so nice already well why are we being so nice already why are

We doing 500 votes for s it doesn’t gah I am NOT I am NOT putting it in J for Joe Rogan there’s no way I’m putting it in J and yet why is it in second place listen listen the base itself was cool there is some weird demonic [ __ ] going

On which takes some points away because I am a Catholic and I don’t believe anything like that should ever be in Minecraft so just for that it can’t be an a just for that it cannot be an a paper plane you you you have not

Be this is not holy this is not holy Catholicism weird Jeb oh geez you know what be B this is a B and it is nothing more be nothing more than a B that’s all it is that’s all it is I want no I want absolutely no one to challenge

Me on this I am a man of God you have no place you have no place you don’t sit at the right hand of the Father do you know that’s right you don’t you don’t all right we got the next one next video comes from a fella by the

Name of investor in Schleck coin he just sent me this as a response to my tweet and there was no caption there was no caption ah yes there is a platypus I will now unveil to you Mike I really have to learn to turn off autoplay SS [Laughter] panic Oh God of panicking

All right so so far here’s what’s happened so far we’ve had one video where a guy falls into the [ __ ] backroom or whatever that meme is called with the damp floors and all those weird beige walls next is oh my god that’s disgusting man Doofenshmirtz so [ __ ]

Up that’s so [ __ ] up hold on I’m gonna stop autoplay see if it works okay what are we feeling what are we feeling on the what are we feeling on dr. Doofenshmirtz what do we feel on on that on that fella investor in Schleck coin

What are we feeling on this s the bun should not you coated a bun you programmed a bot sack to help me make straw poll ratings so he could put them in the tier list and what have you done did you hard code it making a slot for

Jay for joe rogan it doesn’t exist man there’s no Jay on the tier list and that’s not an F that’s not an ass man that is s that is a four second video about the circumcision machine dog si si I figured out the rating it is a si for circumcision that’s what we’re

Gonna give it that’s what we’re gonna give it that’s what we shall give it tonight fantastic we shall continue we shall continue and you know I’ve already kind of seen already kind of seen the next she’s the next submission the next emission comes from one of my editors

Who goes by the name of Archie and he sent me this first of all tell me why there are no shadows on that man’s face where are the shadows I always think I always knew this was it this was a bit of a unnerving video and I realized that

There are no shadows on that man’s face and that’s why it looks weird no shadows there’s nothing there nothing and that is not a minecraft base what does the poll say what does the pulse say why are you giving it a spin why is the general consensus on all these 2’s

They’re all terrible F F no I’m not gonna stand for anything better than an F this is an ad for Qi this is an F also you are never going to edit another one of my videos again ever ever god dude [ __ ] asses winning on all of these it

Doesn’t make any sense doesn’t make any [ __ ] sense it really doesn’t c4 Carson no no I am putting my foot down this is a video for Minecraft bases and we’ve seen one of them and it was a joke at the end I want to see a real bass man I’m gonna

See a real bass okay Jeff Swiper please you say this one is for me AJ shellac please let it be good Jeff I need this in my life I need it to be good dude don’t let me down new box new oh it’s bunk Wow what the [ __ ] I don’t need

Is that all you do is that the whole view is that though video just like funk on fire just light him on fire [ __ ] you it’s lessening less funny every single time and yet you still do it you still do it to me how many stall means are we gonna see how do you thought nobody wants me you know you want to know something you want to know something Jeff Swiper I have I

Have [ __ ] memorized the the URL to that 20 that [ __ ] 1 hour long stall video because people send it to me like a hundred times a day I know the URL you and you’re gonna burn you’re gonna burn my one political consultant the one person who helped me bring my city to

Rise from the ashes that’s what you’re gonna do I want to see the poll on this I want to see the poll on this and I’m going to be absolutely fuming if it is anything better than an F thank you thank you that is what you like to see that is so

Offensive to everybody in the chat Jeff you don’t understand like you understand how [ __ ] up Dennis we’re putting yet F this is what you deserve go right there next to your buddy Archie because I’m not [ __ ] about this time we’re doing another one we’re going to

The next video man this one sent in by a fella named papaya and he says this is my epic survivor world I hope I get featured well you did you did buddy so let’s see I hope it’s hope it’s good I hope it’s an actual I hope it’s an

Actual attempt at a base please let it be an actual attempt at a base please man please what the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ] is going on I can’t even show that I can’t even show that dude [Laughter] I’m not giving it we’re skate [ __ ] and

Ball torture inator it’s the same literally the parable it’s just it’s just a live-action rendition it’s just skip skip we’re skipping it I’m not I’m not I’m not suffering through this anymore why can’t I get you single legitimate answer from you people is this all you

Want to do you just want to torture me you just want to torture me the whole time that’s fine that’s fine let me see the pull let me see the pull you see the pull f wait no that’s the bulk pull that’s the bond Paul is looking at the

Bank pull this one still better be F met you’re at a pocket you’re at a pocket you people are so far out of pocket I am not even laughing I’m not even laughing why is this an S someone tell me it’s one around me why is this an S you you

I just want to not be trolled okay will any of these BP be legitimate will any of them be real did anybody like I have hundred I have a hundred thousand some followers on Twitter what not one of you was like hey let me send you a real

Video cuz cuz you know guess I deserve this because I deserve it I deserve it I deserve it at the end of the day I deserve it mmm yep no no I mean I I definitely uh it’s definitely what I was asking for hold on for me one

Second here media shared you spit the dust again stream labs I love you I love you stream labs can we clap it up for stream labs just not working all the time we should be good to go I think I fixed the issue Wow you

I can beat me welcome back I still love your username thanks for 4 month they’ll call me Carson live for seven months keep it together dumbass guess it’s been seven months has it really been 7 months that is nuts that is nuts alright I’m gonna try my best to keep it

Together Carson I’m sorry I’m sorry I don’t want to let you down I want to let you down this is not how I’m going to act during our show all right all right this one comes in from stick fab and he says here you go

It’s not much but I find it really cozy I am willing to bet my entire life savings which is a whopping negative $85,000 that this is not a serious video because the last time stick fab sent in the video it was a flat a super flat

World with TNT and he walked into a creeper and it blew up and everyone started laughing everyone just started laughing it was so funny to [ __ ] with schlep is this serious is it like an actual are you proud of this question mark locked why did I expect the white I expected

Recycles yeah I’m angry I’m angry there were so many shitty big duck is not funny big duck is only you’re right you’re right it is recycled it’s recycled it is recycle no I’m wrong I’m wrong I’m wrong I just want to see the poll I don’t have

Any comments I don’t have any comments I just want to see the poll I just want to see the poll I want to see I want to know what to think am i okay yeah thanks for this thank you for that no no does it seem like I’m okay

Why do you vote in why do you vote ask for this why do you vote s for it why does s hold 60% of the popular vote you it’s fine it’s okay it’s okay I’ll say this it did it did make me laugh stick fab unlike any of the other ironic ones

So far thus far oh we forgot to write the other we forgot to rank the other guy by the way the yes the the sheep being [ __ ] f f 100% F not even funny not even funny stick fab be for big duck just a be for big duck

You know yeah it’s not an S it’s not an S it really isn’t it really is not an S I just disagree I just disagree you know you I really need something good this one comes in from Jesus hi today I’m gonna be karaoking el chepe by wolf pack what

Jesus says doing flat-based all right this is not the right video this is not the right video wolf Peck el chefe karaoke I get it yep yep this is not that no that’s not me it’s not me [Laughter] Thank You jafer Joe Rogan for the subscription Wow Thank You pal asian

Asian shot it’s not me it’s not me I don’t know where that came from my dad dad oh my god why don’t we feel that Yesus s that was neva this video that was just the wrong video that showed that wasn’t him fucking-a hold on let me I’m in awe I’m

In awe uh it seems every time I do one of these now stream labs seems to sneak a funny video I’m not Asian oh my god that’s not me [ __ ] dude and and I know for a fact that was not yeezus either [ __ ] it put him on the ball

What do we feel this gentleman both yes come on eh put them on a well just have them take up the entire a row well just given the entire [ __ ] row thank you thank you you love to see it yeah absolutely love to see it thank you thank you that’s the

Better I’ll of how the videos that just kind of find their way into the media sherek you are the ones that are always the best all right now we can actually do the video that Jesus sent us Jesus – spelled why is us and he says doing sh lat based or I am

That is not correct grammar your brains all what are you saying Asian Yoda he’s not even Asian is he ages Yoda Asian I’ve no idea but again again this is not a base it’s just a kook [ __ ] he made the cuffs yeah dude here’s this

What the [ __ ] can I get a real one yes why are you say yes it’s not a mess it’s a J if anything it’s a J [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s not an S it’s not a bass dude it’s not a bass I don’t understand it’s a C it’s a C for kuchen I don’t

Know oh my god dude I don’t get it and we’re almost halfway done with all these videos we’re like halfway through the entire pool and we’ve got nothing [ __ ] dude ah can I can I get you guys cat like I catch a break please can I catch a single break ah goddamn dude

All right no it’s fine it’s okay it’s okay I’m not mad I’m not mad I’m not mad this one comes in from Zenith Vox nee responded saying just a quick little speed build for my stream a few nights ago I hope it’s good Zenith please don’t

Let me down please don’t let me down dude [Applause] How does they get through what does that say Peter Griffin sands and Smith yeah and now it’s fine I’m okay I’m not I’m not suffering I’m not suffering on the inside I’m not I’m really happy I’m really a stable happy person what does the poll say what does the polls say

What does the poll say yes it says s I’m not done yet Peter Griffin chance in smash is not funny I don’t know why you think it’s funny because it’s not [ __ ] man I have a single can I get a single real one it’s been it’s it’s it’s been an hour now the poll says s you guys think that’s

Very you guys think it’s super funny you guys think it’s super funny it’s funny it’s funny am I supposed to give every single thing am I really am i really he doesn’t even deserve it don’t even deserve an F man so but it’s going down

To G it’s going down to J Joe Rogan will have ism they will have his heyday I am done I stick a fork in me I am done timo tainment please tell me brother please tell me that the video you sent to me is better than the last one because the

Caption you said says it’s not gaming I promise and I sure [ __ ] hope it isn’t because the last time you sent me a video Teemo tainment it was you playing on the Minecraft Pocket Edition and you put a sign down and you type the gaming and the video ended

And the audience said that wasn’t s so please please please impress me please impress me you did this in survival uh I don’t know about that Teemo tainment okay it’s gonna be a meme it’s gonna be a troll it’s going to be a troll if you’re just going if it ends before

Anything happens okay you you big doc is not funny big duck fellas if the pole I don’t know why I try why do I try tell me why I try because I sure don’t know why I need a pep talk right now I literally need a pep talk to continue this

Timo Taemin let’s see what the polls it’s funny the fun time and they should engage my livestream video I need to play a video these poles are useless this is why this is why this is why the electoral college exists I need a video

I need a video I need a video for myself juice I think that’s coming up next I I’m simply overwhelmed I’m simply overwhelmed I need something that will calm my nerves please if you’ll allow me a minute of your time Thank you thank you listen I’ve been real upset I’m trying my best I checked up trying not to but they keep swinging with me lizard they keep [ __ ] with me I don’t know what to do man thank you [Applause] Donn’s ever said [Applause] You you see I’m gonna see it again I need to see it again I need to see it again I want to play the video again I want to play it again you what does the Paul say What is the pulse say for motivational lizard what does the pulse a Finally For the first time in my life I feel fulfillment I’m content and you know oh my god [Applause] Thank You lizard Thank You lizard Wow for the first time in my life I actually feel happiness I feel happiness it’s affrights it’s such an alien feeling this is what it feels like this is what it feels like thank you thank you lizard you’re going on this you’re going on this you deserve it you deserve it pal

You deserve it you I I feel motivated I I feel like I can watch the rest of these videos you know what you know what [ __ ] you I’m gonna do it I’m gonna do it this one comes in from table has hair and he says this will boost my ASMR career exponential

Exponentially what it’s another trough of joy and sadness into many who said I know as soon as I finish building it I do go teary-eyed it’s a trout this is a ancestor on success built in memoriam of the grade it’s not funny right it’s not funny don’t please don’t please don’t

Please stop ice blocks oh my god saved he’s saved saved the video saved it’s good but there are some good ones holy [ __ ] whippets that’s insane we have a bill just to check there they are it is my storage slowly sweetly okay I thought if there’s a jump-scare at the

End you put a jump scared If I give everything in F then no one’s gonna want to do this anymore no one’s gonna want to do it anymore I need to see the pole III want to give this a good rating I want to give it a good rating because the building was actually

Good the building was actually good s s s for JA sake Dwayne on Froy and his son get Kume I’ll give it an S I’ll give it an S I’ve ever signed I’ve resigned it’s an S it’s an S it is such a good video that is the part that’s the part

Of set please somebody it’s so easy it’s so easy it’s so easy this one comes in from white top hat he says it is epic I started the meme and now I am the one who is going to kill it it’s not funny it’s not funny man

What did that say what did that say boat what does this say brine suck yep that’s fine d for big duck yeah I gave one a B for big duck already man at least it’s functional you know he’s got the enchantment table in there he’s got the beds he’s got the dragon egg

He’s got all the all the mob heads okay you know what it’s not the worst thing in the world it’s not the worst thing in the world and I’ll give them points for the four you know actually building big duck I think that’s pretty cool to be

Honest took a bit of effort I’m sure I’m sure it took a bit of effort and you know it’s it’s I’ll take it oh look at that when you look at that Ellen brought a tear to my eye brought a tear to my eye I am got yet I

Don’t even need to see the Pope for the first time for the first time tonight I don’t even care what the pulse s that’s a good video that’s a good that’s a good video boys plot that up that is a good video that’s what you love to [ __ ] I can’t

Even talk anymore that’s how many brain cells I’ve lost that’s what you love to see boys I do want to see the I do want to see the responses though I do want to see what you guys have have voted on but uh hey let me see where’s the pole

Where’s the pole line where’s Poulet show me show me where the poles at man I don’t know I don’t know where the polis oh here we go here we go all right straw poll says yes the next one’s a F it’s fine fine I’ll take it a

Lot of you guys like Stahl from or whatever reason I don’t know why I don’t know why but you know what if you like style what can I say fell you got door shhhhht yeah course tonight is that’s an S alright alright we’re through with this we’re like we’re more than halfway

Through at this point Phil how you doing man it’s good to see you I hope minecraft Monday went well for you it’s time for me to plug time for me to do a little plug again felis if you like Amazon Prime if you like Amazon Prime you can link your

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And you can you help me out you helped me keep doing these also no I don’t have the image anymore I don’t have the image anymore but I am selling merch still I’m selling schlep 2020 March flex 2020 March it’s almost gone it’s gonna be gone by the end of

September all right you want this merch it is so topical right now with all these elections going on and all the hacking and whatnot oh my god listen you wear that shirt you wear that hat that red light 2020 hat in front of your parents in front of your

Girlfriend or whatever oh my god they’re gonna wonder they’re gonna wonder why they didn’t get one they’re gonna wonder why don’t I have this March for myself that’s what we’re that’s what we’re doing tonight hope you enjoyed that little plug shameless plug we can now continue with the night we can now

Continue with the night this one comes in from its funk and he says giant tree bass he says giant tree bass okay let’s see what you got so I didn’t wanna take up too much time with this man ago as quick as possible okay like tree tunnel area it leads in

This little open area to the cave nice aye aye there is waves of anxiety sweeping over me right now because I don’t want it to be a troll every single videos but it will not have a joke it will not I am praying I am praying to Yahweh that this

Does not have a joke in it I’m praying to yhw H please please its funk okay it looks good man it looks really good tree house it looks super good hold on what is that I’m upon this last name pull alone okay oh my god I’m sorry I need to know I

Actually need to take a break I actually need to take a break you you turn I’ve returned stuttering over my words a bit but you know after I’m done with this stream you know III will take solace in the fact that I can relax I

Can I can kick back put my feet up and watch the Joe Rogan experience next one lots of toast he says my base on a little server with some friends please lots of toast a hold on by the way before we start it was good he had it

You had it right up until the end man it was right there it was so close it was so close it was so close all right lots of toast please make me proud man please make me proud that is cool-looking it looks good it looks good

So far it looks good so far it’s a house It’s an actual world what thoughts is that [ __ ] communist flag you I’m just gonna keep playing I’m gonna keep playing the video I’m gonna keep playing the video I’m just gonna forget it happen wow what a cool piece yeah this guy’s bass man oh secret compartments all over the place got a

Nice little farm nice wide-open area he’s got the sounds for what I’d look campfire crackles cow Moos aah footsteps that’s what you were that’s what we’re listening to okay that that is a campfire placed directly under a tree not for nothing but that is a health and safety violation smokey

Would not approve of that anyways let’s keep going let’s keep going it’s nice it’s a nice area it’s a nice area he’s got sheep I don’t think it’s a mean I actually think this is a legitimate area and it it’s so refreshing and it actually like this

Evokes so many old memories of playing Minecraft with my buds and just actually having a nice area and for some reason the the flatness of the of the whole estate you know it’s just kind of charming you know it’s kind of nice it’s kind of nice to see it’s got flowerpots

In the windows oh my god it’s beautiful it’s beautiful please don’t be a meme at the time icing on the cake icing on the cake there this there it is there it is there it is it didn’t even need saving and yet he saved it didn’t even need saving

What are we feeling on the pull what are we feeling on the pole boys lots of toast you made me so proud you made me so proud see what’s c4 c4 China no it’s an S that’s an S that’s an s from me congratulations lots of toast you did

You did me right o sounds that sounds really bad but you know I said it so here we are here we are next one next one comes from zai who says nothing there was no caption to this one let’s hope it’s good it’s got an enchanted iron sword okay he’s put some

Time into it he’s put some time into it he’s put some time into it what do you want me to say oh yeah just walk away just walk away so I nothing happened I’m gonna go into cardiac arrest I’m going to go into cardiac arrest thanks sigh thanks my blood pressure has

Rised a significant amount I just shaved a good seven years off my life hey fellas can we bands I from the chat can we just ban him can we bans I from the jet thanks pal thanks pal what does the chat say what’s the pong going on what’s the pulse eh

What’s the consensus here what’s the consensus I want to see it f f NS f n des you know what just to even it out we’re gonna put them on d4 doodoo and [ __ ] and Democrat huh let’s go zai you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up man dee dee next one next one please

Like what what kind of Prayer do I have to say how many children do I have to sacrifice at the at the base of Mount Krakatoa right like it like how do I get an actual good one there’s been one good one one actual legitimate base

What the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this video what the [ __ ] is that Asian shut-eye dis not even an Asian person in the video they’re both white and none of them are me I’m actually I’m actually concerned now hold on this video is called big day out it’s it’s an

Unlisted YouTube video with fourth with four thousand views and it was published in October of 2014 how did this get into the media share this video has 4,000 views it’s you want the link you want the link here’s the link here’s the [ __ ] link I have no

Idea how this happened I have no idea how this happened here’s the link go knock yourselves out that video has 4,000 views that is the deepest into YouTube I think I’ve ever been unlisted this is on the Deep Web this is like on the [ __ ] dark net you

Can’t get to this video that’s not me you and why is that so funny why is that so funny what about that as funny I prove it okay I’ll admit the guy on the right is me I am the guy on the right that is

A hundred percent me that is what I look like thank you very much I am also Asian I’m also Asian what’s the pole feel for big day out thank you very much for that strange video media share thanks stream labs what does the pulse say what’s the pulse saying come on don’t

Let me down boys big day out results yes a resounding yes some big day out oh my god you’ll love to see him oh my god you’ll love to see it thank you that’s almost as good as motivational lizard work just gonna make it small where do we put these voice

Where he brought it s just an s s for soy s for soy oh man he’s loving it he’s just havin these just having the time of his life Asian schlep that guy is not even Asian I’m gonna level with you boys this is me that is me that’s what I look like

This one’s actually me all right I don’t know what to do here I’m gonna turn it on its head all topsy-turvy and I’m gonna say you know what ass through be ass through beat all of them all of them be for Ben Shapiro doesn’t even make any sense

Doesn’t even make any sense all right please just give me the next one please just give me the next one I am NOT I’m not next one next one this one comes in from illumise who doesn’t capture it at all which makes me terrified because I I don’t know what to

Expect I don’t know what to expect please I hope it’s good bass speedrun no speed running speed running through it speed running through it I don’t I don’t even understand I don’t even understand man that’s just middle of C&D it’s a good that’s what the

Rating is and moly 15 comes in with it ain’t much but I hope you’ll enjoy it let’s see what you got a muy 15 that is so dumb you are so dumb Jesus Christ please be a good one man is there no volume on this this is just a village

It’s just a village I don’t is this like is this good okay let me point out the fact that it says there are chicken clucks villager mumbles and footsteps and yet we can’t hear them what do you send me video no audio man I mean it’s not it’s not the worst thing

In the world he had a stone pickaxe he did have stone tools he had stone tools s for stone pick no no that’s not an Essbase voice pay for audio no no no no I want to see that I want to see the consensus here I want to see the consensus here because

It doesn’t it doesn’t like is it a good is that a good video it was it was simply mediocre and I think that’s what it comes down to is just simply mediocre it was just okay yeah there we go see that’s fair see is a fair rating for

This C is a fair rating I appreciate I appreciate that it was not something made to just upset me but at the same time it did not please me that was just a decent base it was just a decent base next one comes in from havoc min who

Says I built the space with nothing but my bare hands and a greatly compensated business partner that’s how you got to do it if you’re not paying someone to do work for you what do you really living okay it looks serious so far he’s got a [ __ ] quote from Obama he’s got a

Quote from Obama at the top of the base the banana cabana okay I want to read the quote yes this place is the best place I’ve ever been from Barack H Obama I’ll let it slide I’ll let it slide because I want to like

This base I want to like you have ik min I really do you’re making it so hard from the get-go you’re making it so hard already man please let it be a good base a nice map okay confused why it’s called the banana cabana but uh because there isn’t there

Just no brioche are we gonna [ __ ] Quiznos we’re in a subway why does Barack Obama like this place there’s no bananas in Minecraft either okay a nice nice little floor showing the water I guess I guess I guess havoc always got a secret room oh he’s got a secret room Earl what the

[ __ ] who’s who’s Earl I mean I I don’t I guess I guess I just don’t you know quite like I understand you understand who L is I mean is is that is that is is that is that strange gangly plant and that in the center of there is that Earl

Is that who Earl is I don’t I don’t get it s it’s an S it’s an [ __ ] gets arrested to hear anything Wow such a fantastic video Thank You Earl the banana cabana the banana cabana please don’t come to my house please do not please do not this one comes from Joshua

He says here’s my base I’m new to Minecraft so please don’t hate oh I’d love to take a look [ __ ] trances okay I got what to think out what the deal is yeah all right this would be so much better with like a just a notepad a window of notepad open he’s just typing slowly he’s just like hello what we’re welcome to my minecraft base

Thank you for now why why am I still getting domed in 2019 men Oh oh wow Wow and I thought I thought it was gonna be one of those you know ironic videos but it’s kind of funny you know and he just he blow it he blew it he blew it

I got no I got no I got no in in in in in 2019 it happened again it happened again it happened again what are we feeling are we feeling gee are we feeling a G boys G for Nome G for gawrsh cuz that’s what I got oh my god I

Thought I was the one who’s supposed to do the Gorshin but it looks like you just flipped it on its head you boys flip that on its head I’m the one who gets gawrsh tonight I’m just a punching bag tonight that’s all I am

Joshua s why is s so high of the most highly rated one I don’t get it I don’t I simply don’t understand B for Bobby shmurda [ __ ] will do it B for Bobby shmurda B for Bobby shmurda for real for sure absolutely hundred-percent I feel completely agree I completely agree

There’s one video left we have one video left we’ve got one left and it is from Foucault’s and that has no caption one left please my fingers are crossed my fingers are how are you so bad at mine how are you so bad at minecraft that you can’t rap

By the oldest trick in the book oh my god I want death I want death you I have it I don’t even need to see the pole I’ve got it I’ve got it it’s a B it’s a B for brain aneurysm because I think that’s what this stream

Was I think that I think I think I have to just quit I think that’s it for me B for fortnight b4 b4 bin diesel oh my god yes I’m fine I’m okay I’m okay I gotta take a nice little sip and I’ll be better I’ll be better we’ve got some

More on the queue we’ve got some more on the key let’s do we got let’s see we got this one is called vault tour wait this is a new one Seoul renders vault built on the jail at sub server oh oh we got blocks in the background Someone built this on my twitch subscriber server that you can get to if you join the discord if your twitch subscriber and play impeccable holy [ __ ] this is actually really good can I get a pug voice this man actually made a tour video a normal built an actual video I am so unbelievably happy holy [ __ ] i XP oh my god I want to give this guy a hug I want to give it soul render I’m gonna give you a hug can I that’s what you like to see is that butcher Pete that’s a giant how does that never mind I’m not

Even gonna worry about it why are they why there are some questionable things in this video but I’m going to turn a blind eye to it that was fantastic sole render thank you good work good work good work man thank you thank you man I’m moving yard pizza well you ruined it thanks for coming f it was almost good you know is almost good sorry you had me there for a second you had me in the first half you had me in the first half slant and community sub server gang let’s see what this one

Is let’s see what this one is [ __ ] what is this sec are you dilly-dallying while you’re supposed to be moderating my streams oh my god the nerve of this guy I mean it does look cool is this the spawn area of my subscriber server I think I haven’t been

On it since since we reset the world I haven’t been on this is what it looks like holy [ __ ] that is really [ __ ] cool this is what you boys are doing on the J sled subscriber server alright I’ll give it to you boys that is pretty that is

Pretty tight that’s pretty tight I always got the Schleck what the [ __ ] is behind the coin I’m not gonna worry about I didn’t see nothing I didn’t see nothing b4 boring if you guys want to play you can any or subscriber to the channel or you need you got like twitch

Prime or something you can subscribe to the channel and join the discord and then there there are instructions for for doing that if your subscriber and you’re not in the discord you got to go to connections in discord link up your your twitch account to discord and then

It’ll show up in a connection settings in discord I’ll let you join let you join the server ah we’ve got more we’ve got more we’ve got two pending videos as well as a can you take a look at those oh my god it’s motivational lizard one last hoorah voice one last hurrah this

Is what it’s all about That’s what it’s all about man that’s what you love to see that’s what you love to see that’s what it’s all about motivational is talking about I believe we all believe in you You’re a winner [Applause] Thank you Thank You wizard do we have anything else we do we have some pending medias I’m going to walk through my notifications for a bit thank you guys very much for watching we can have a little chill session for a bit if you want if you so please I can turn on

Some music oh my god Animal Crossing like crazy am I not somebody out of my mind what are you crazy what are you out of your mind I’m Higgs thank you boy welcome back for two months thank you guys very much for all the subscriptions I I should probably here’s what I should

Do if I am NOT able to read all them out I should get some kind of like scrolling apparatus to list all the subs at the end it’s kind of just like a credits you know thanks Korff appreciate it man spark of dank that says j schlep please

Let me see my kids it’s been three months oh it has been three months you’ve been subscribed for three months thank you thank you very much train man can I pay my way into the competition I actually genuinely somewhat tried on the tweet no I couldn’t I got so many

Responses to the tweet that i realistically couldn’t have put all of them in so i apologize and i know i missed some that i that i wanted to do and i feel bad about that as well boys we will work something out with yours i

Haven’t seen it yet i was saving it and i forgot i drop the ball that’s my that’s my bed corrupt stephen thanks to the four hundred bits sad mind didn’t make it if you want to check it out check twitter and my name is the same all right will do corrupt steven thank

You pal hey [ __ ] I bought a twenty twenty hat last week and everything you said came true oh my god grenade bro that is what you love to see that’s what you love to see you do buy the Hat and everything kind of just changes for you crook dragon

Thanks to the two men what are your opinions on the 2010 action RPG titled Fallout New Vegas developed by Obsidian entertainment and published by Bethesda Softworks nothing in particular mainly because I’ve never played it to art or a holy [ __ ] thank you for the 20 men thank

You very much forgot to send us with my last message party time oh my god you know me I’m gonna be partying all night long man that’s all I know how to do I appreciate it man thank you thank you very much Zenith Vox thanks for the 5 you better

Take me out of Jay you little nope you stay in there pal Jay for Joe Rogan Jay for Joe Rogan if you subscribed and you haven’t seen the discord connection thing yet give it an hour in fact give it 12 minutes because I think it refreshes on the top of each

Other ah Thank You crappy skills – glad to see you’re streaming are you going to look through Twitter for basis I yeah so the way I did it was I picked a few that I knew we’re gonna be good I picked you know I didn’t watch through him

Realistically I mean it’s a bit of a risk I need someone to screen these realistically I do because there could have been a Dickon ball there was there was a there was a sheep being [ __ ] there was a sheep being [ __ ] what are you gonna do what are you gonna do Thank

You kerbs for the bits Papa please look at my sick face I’m sorry man I can’t I can’t hit them all I can’t hit them all but thank you man stop panicking she like 20 20 sweaters fitting real nice that’s good that’s good fly man I’m

Glad it does keep up the good shits thank you very much happy b-day slat boy jeez I don’t know where you’re getting this information from copycat welcome back for four months hope you doing well holy [ __ ] totally it’s been four months I see my apartment or isn’t there homie

Why you got to be like this dude that was not minecraft also just recently celebrated turning 18 happy birthday enjoy being an adult and having responsibilities I want to do I want to expand this tearless thing because you guys seem to like it it seems to draw a

Lot of attention and support so I want to expand it outside of the Minecraft realm so I am open for suggestions as to like what maybe like a like a computer setup store and I just rank those I don’t know Thank You Ludwig thank you again for the

Hundred and one dollars it was a pleasure being on your show and you shared life call is the worst Oh fast food fetishism Thank You Man I hope you’re still here we’ll get to plan these recently when I became deathly ill I used this remote control Wow I’m having chest pain [ __ ] [ __ ]

Back down see Thank You fast-food fetishism let’s see what you got for me Lud Cain and Abel the Old Testament oh right I did get a thousand points for ass for answering correctly I was pleased with our performance on your show you run a good show Congrats man thank you very much

Congrats on having me back on let’s see what this one is a tribute to oh it’s a tribute to minecraft don’t mind if I do hey yeah what’s up I found it there’s fun I found a disk now we can’t watch we’re not gonna watch now right now I’m

Gonna close up shop for tonight mr. [ __ ] fish thanks for the 500 bits I missed the central powers can we bring them back hmm that’s interesting captain bat-pole thanks for the bets hey I was wondering if you would ever sell the schland Co t-shirts again also this

Is me and my friends first stream can you say something epic to a man named Josh hey hey Josh hey Josh go [ __ ] yourself you Josh I [ __ ] hate you sorry Josh you seem like a cool guy ex-captain bat-pole appreciate him in rogue one thanks to the bit steer list christian denominations tier list hmm that will not hmm Catholics number one air bar thanks for

The hundred bits I appreciate it weird zoned out for a second hot dog oh can I have a smooch oh my god for fifteen hundred bits absolutely thanks man it’s good to see you again I hope you’re doing well for a life call brah for a

Life call on some dumb [ __ ] though the elderly are kind of dumb l’m al Gert dude you’re crazy kurt word 546 all right we’re gonna head out yeah they are dumb chest pain I have chest pain Batman was gonna let’s be real that man was turned into a pile of dust anyways Catholics pray to Saints no they don’t they pray to Saints for them to pray to God you idiot it’s not idolatry what are you dumb anyways let’s do we can raid who are we riding tonight I’m gonna get that I’m gonna get the [ __ ] o H n / Christian

Is gonna be on my ass tonight who’s live that we can say hello to Ted is photoshopping things Ted is photoshopping things we are going to say hello to Ted Ted in a vision ask him how his computer graphics company is going Ted in a vision thank

You guys very much for watching thanks for coming by thank you for the support I appreciate it I will see you soon and I hope you enjoyed let’s go say hi to Ted Nevison have them photoshop something real good for you alright I’m saluting you take it easy And thank you prior night thank you prior night tank Macbeth air bar appreciate you guys I’m off goodbye you