Jurassic Cruiselines: THIS IS A BAD IDEA! – Ep 1 (Minecraft Dinosaur Roleplay)

Stow away what do you want kid hi mister you want girls got the keys no thanks just leave me alone don’t eat business Please go away I have Tagalongs Kaela are you sure this is where he lives this is to address you forwarded me Bryan 1 7 3 8 this should be it right here Oh geez Hello is anybody there huh Shiloh I don’t want any go away no no no it’s me Bryan your best bud billionaire drastic world oh hey bud no thanks there’s don’t worry about it it’s fine what do you need him anyways we have come to offer you a deal

Of sorts I’m gonna join the deal of sorts right take it away I don’t know if we could breathe it here yeah well I want to offer you a job to work with me what kind of job oh it’s right up your alley it’s not what I’m thinking of this

Is it welcome to Jurassic world nope nope not gonna happen no hear me out please what well you want me to take care of dinosaurs again you owe me a stand there has another Park you know if it starts to flourish gets hundreds of thousands of people there and then suddenly

Crashes into the ground I mean we’re trying to avoid the crashing into the ground I feel like that’s usually the case yeah it’s a foolproof plan really you don’t remember you know Jurassic world and site B all the complications with that I remember easily Nublar and uh-huh

The dyno dome you slept to cono those San Diego – this always happens Fran I thought you said he was going to jump no no – opportunity you know if it’s if it’s getting more people in the trouble of dinosaurs I’m not gonna do it

I’m sorry no no no this time it’ll be better how so I have complete control sure but he spared no expense trust us the boat is completely safe you have proper security this time yes we do only the best keep talking then alright so like you did last time you’d be taking care

Of the dinosaurs and I’d be paying you chi-ching I just really don’t want to I’m sorry I think that face my life is over I got got other things going give him oh really like what that’s this thing called YouTube I’m gonna try it out huh looks

Like it’s really working for you you have to invest a lot of time into that okay well what are you suggesting nada boy all right how does $50,000 a year sound know I’m not gonna risk my life for $50,000 a year okay how about 75 thousand dollars per year

No I was making more than that last time a hundred fifty thousand per year look man I’m sorry it’s good money and all but there’s nothing you can do per year that’s my final offer with benefits that’s more than I make two hundred fifty thousand a year yes the benefits

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Dinosaur species get your tickets now before they’re extinct That’s a pretty big ship it sure is spared no expense and you really need this much space to move people onto the island we don’t do Islands mm-hmm so where’s the park you’re on it you’re standing in it wait welcome to Jurassic cruise cruise lines I thought you meant

A boat to get us from one place to another you meant a you meant a ship you met a a cruise line and there’s dinosaurs here yeah on the boat sure yes brilliant idea isn’t it it’s an idea um did you think about this idea of course quite actually people

Always want to go on vacation right yes we can take the cruise ship to them and venture out that’s just so much better and it’s a lot more efficient mm-hmm how is it more efficient what do you because we have everything in one place yeah you don’t think there’s any bad ideas about

Putting a bunch of deadly creatures on a boat packed with people huh nope don’t think so nope all right we have the best years in the world yeah you told me spared no expense okay that’s he already signed all their contracts so yeah contracts all right

Show me around yeah yes yes and this is all reinforced glass and whatnot of course nothing but the best only the best this is our main little area as you can see we have some fine hot tubs a pool the best accommodations for our guests pretty nice I must admit it’s a nice

Cruise sure yeah that doesn’t really address the main concern what’s that the dinosaurs whose keep all and safe from them trust me they’re in the paddocks they’re very safe um well I mean if he wants to learn about who it is maybe we should talk to security so it gets an

Understanding oh yeah we should probably introduce you to security yeah sure yeah that’d be great what’s it this way yes right here our security guard oh hey hello nice to meet you I’m silo Roger just holding down the fort here you know oh great so looks like we got some dinosaurs over here

Already okay dryer surges smart no they’re not gonna get into too much trouble badly that one a little more handle offenses to keep them in but the guests can watch them through the reinforced glass and the restaurants yes that’s a pretty cool idea okay dressers make sense so um

About that security so I assume yeah everything like locked down tight so the dinosaurs can’t escape yeah you know they’re they’re you know locked in and okay and you got like plans for when things go wrong what you’re gonna do about it I mean yeah you know we got a whole list

Of plans and backups what are you gonna do in case of power failure uh you know we have a we have a backup generator that’s run by a hamster kid Oh Joe yes we have a generator that has a backup generator of that trainer right

Here and a backup of that generator of a generator of a generator so nothing can ever go around Oh what if something does go wrong the generators go out or the dice are still contained yes you know we have a protocol just in case for that as well

All right got locks and keys and I’d say they do get out of there yep what do you have to stop them what kind of firepower are we talking about well we have you know like like fire in the dining room and then there’s a smokestack you know for the ship can you

No joking okay perhaps you can tell such a joke he said he was the best I just um um you have some other staff right he has this team yeah you’re the head security guard and he have like a team of like 20 50 people something like that well I have a soccer

Team for a weekend for when I’m on break you know we just kind of practice and you’re a soccer field on the ship scrimmages well no why it’s just like we practice at our probably she’s not practicing in the dinosaur cages I would have been wearing hmm anyways but do we

Want to well she’ll be showing next Brian hmm good question there’s a lot of things we can Shawn I guess it might be a good idea to just get right down to it show me the dinosaurs ah guys dry sores right here but perfect what else follow me

Decent little can place their at least right oh the coffee shop Kayla please I’m sorry coffee coffee yes I need my treinta white chocolate mocha with light ice no whipped cream very specific order thank you I think you’ve been mistaken I’m the cruise director I’m not your assistant

Or getting a little hot cruise director that’s cool ah I don’t think you should be having the cruise director fetch you coffee but if you I was going to offer you no just coffee for so seems like you got a good little atmosphere going you

Wait sure dodo ah oh yeah we have some roma ground like out in the open yeah they’re very friendly see if we can capture one I guess that’s oh there he is or should I say there she is yes dodo bird that’s a good dodo bird just figure I was looking through the

Glass it might excite the other dinosaurs might be a bad idea but I mean I guess it’s not hurting anyone this is a hot coffee it’ll cool down over time look I need to see these guys it’s supposed to be an iced venti white chocolate mocha with no of cream light ice well

Mr. boss how about you order it yourself anyways those dinosaurs yeah yeah what do we got you need me for my job so what we know is Oh gala my about later kill another decent addition yes we have some gala – yeah that makes some sense on the other side we have some

Pocky oh ok that’s a little more questionable you know how these things are right oh yeah of course and that’s why we’ve taken the precaution of making the best reinforced blast earth has for us yeah I mean it is the issue with them being in her enclosure well these things can you know

Run really fast and bust through walls you see their skull plates are four inches thick the glass is 4 meters class business yeah I’m sure I said appropriately just also keep an eye on these guys they tend to breed out of control and yeah let’s see over here we have a

Therizinosaurus yes there’s the authority you reading the signs for your own dollars I know no I remember from college okay what’s this one para sera Phyllis no I knew it of course you knew it Parasaurolophus you got it yeah okay scuse me did you notice the dodo birds of walking

Around yeah I did yes ma’am messes everywhere have you seen the poop oh my god cleanup crew to clean that I’m sorry is that the only problem because I’m also missing my child are you sure John Oh birds don’t like eat children they’re just totally a health hazard I’m just saying they’re

Pretty chill they’re not gonna eat your child you know that first sorry I mean I know it’s not a dinosaur they look like look there’s one right over there you sure they’re not vicious well I mean it can be a little aggressive one not hungry but I’m sure

They’re feeding them you need to report that because you seem you know what I mean dodo birds could eat her I mean look at it look it’s scary it’s very cute it’s not it’s very harmless as long as you know t-rex is around here I think we’re completely fine I don’t know about

That but is that your feet are in the pendant over there should it be getting that close to the therizinosaurus I mean it looks like he’s fine claws shred through trees like they’re companies behind them yes we listen ignoring me no I I just got here

I’m sorry ma’am how about I upgrade you and we give you the deluxe suite and we give you comped feed for the rest of the week really yes perfect Kayla yes just give her her details and locator all right if you say so not sure that bribing the guests is the way to

Get on their good side but um fine customers always right Kayla all right yeah glad we could help so what else do we got over here oh right we have some stegosauruses and ankylosaurus okay favorite you think is that blue star source out of the pen nuts it was

It was the beater it just was letting it yeah so there’s only one gate defending these dinosaurs from getting out I mean it’s like reinforced steel like it’s not like yeah but if the gates are opened and then they can just walk right out and this one’s even poking its head

Through the hole in the fence but it’s fine I guess it’s it’d fine okay that’s good at least you don’t have carnivores here right kill you lead the way okay do you don’t know how these Raptors on the ship do you you bred Raptors you

Brea yes yeah you said that again on a grip you bred Raptors yeah I mean it’s not your first rodeo we know that I know Obama’s other doctors before any place you said yeah you think you could frame them easily I’ve trained Raptors before but that was like from an infant from an

Egg this is slightly different I fail to see the difference yes Charlie sure all the other ones oh yeah they all got out eventually did you have like this like larger fences in fact yeah well um I’ve been told that this is some of the best so we shouldn’t have an

Issue came home with just a stick and a couple pieces of rope just about everything so I mean normally let’s see well girl hey Raptors how you doing oh yeah careful you don’t shock yourself as soon as about right just introduce yourself get a feel to further animal gonna have to

Be down here a lot they’re gonna need to understand my set oh okay just nipped at me a little bit yeah should you be so close to the to the Raptor cage she’s perfectly safe you sure you don’t want to see the Raptors from up top or it

Might be able to say this is one of our attractions good yeah that’s probably good idea it’s cuz I play the dinosaurs can met people through the fences it’s probably best to keep them up on the upper layers yeah yeah I think that wasn’t yours yeah I can give it a shot

You can at least keep them happy I’m just gonna make sure to keep them well-fed yeah this’ll this will be fine don’t be a piece of cake so it’s a male and a female you said indeed okay okay that I can do that I’m might be able to

Do you got to get out of that out of there right now power down the fence get over here I got this powered down look bad are you great here just do this part of it okay three two one Wow now go go go go go it’s not powered

Down Oh kind of a dungeon seed you ever I’ll just take the gate it’s fine little girl you gotta get out in there little girl Raptors I got a stinger I got a stick no stick okay hold on I just got a jump that high yep open the

Gate open the gate okay okay just um how about hey you like ice cream any kind you just no more playing with the rap don’t you yeah yeah yeah ghosts unfriendly ghosts so got some ice cream yeah it’s gonna be good what kind of ice cream does your iguana like Politan it

Is great let’s just go get that ice cream That um was that what I thought it was hey do you want to take a ride on Jurassic Cruise Line’s well you can’t it’s not real however I will be putting down some of your names and the places for the rooms here see we got my room here your name could be right

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Start to lower oh he didn’t know how to get to the darkness oh you don’t know how to travel on your own ship is that what this is the other way with another