HEy guys hows it popping in this neighborhood? in this hAppy korean neighborhood. It’s your resident terrorists here 😉 What’s up, guys? Today? We’re gonna be doing is Kaachi…kAAchi?..kaAchi? kaachikaachikaachi This sounds like something this resident terrorist could take a look at 😉 Kaachi. What is Kaachi..Kaachi? It’s the first London kpop girl group Well Honestly, I thought Oli London was the first “Londom kpop girl group”, but hey, okay Looks like we have new fish to fry in this bitch 🙄 Meet these four members, Dani?..Dani.. bro no one cares about you oof Nicole?..like okay, Nicole.. sure Honestly, Nicole I could go further into detail with Nicole But we’re not gonna step into that terrorists territory yet (͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) We’re gonna take a look at CHENSEO or CHUNSEO? bro or what is this..? What is this? You’re giving yourself- *whip out dem wendys* You’re giving yourself a korean name when..of course what bro you’re not korean, my guy Why don’t we give you a little bit of a white name? Okay. I was thinking Wendys, but maybe not at this point Okay, I think we give you “cHunsEo” or kind of sounds like “Charlie” How about uhh “Charlie..please god no” about that? “CHARLIE PLEASE GOD NO” perfect name for your group. Now next person, We have Coco, this 2-toned fUck (oop-) pFFT I swear i’ve seen that somewhere else, but i don’t know where. Meet Coco, the 2-toned fuck. Okay?..Just choose a color. Oh mY god. Why caN’t yoU juST chOosE a coLoR? You want to be this color? you want the blonde or the black, huh? Stop being a two-toned, Jesus Christ. How can anyone- Put two tone on their body, holy shit. Like that is so dumb (like ur shirt) y’know? Anyway, um, I swear I’ve seen her somewhere before, this Coco. oLiEyO ew Oh my god, is she in here? yeAh, yEah..YeaH oh yeah- ((͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)). OHMYGOD IS THAT HER?? haHa..bROOOOO- Never in my terrorist days that I ever think pFFT pffT YOU’LL FOREVER BE OLI LONDON’S BITCH (dayum) BRO SHE’S THERE AGAIN, She playing a huge role in this Oli London career. Does she have any other scenes? WHAT- uh…she feeds him grape- I mean strawberry? whatever this is What is that? bro, Oli London probably owns like a percentage of you not gonna lie, maybe 50% cause she two toned- pfFT Anyway, this video isn’t about Olli London He’s done this thing already but Kaachi, why don’t we introduce ourselves to the members a little bit? So here we have Dani? I think.. u got it (no u dont) aHHHH- This group, It’s not that oh they’re they’re not asian or whatever who cares bro, really Who cares honestly who cares if they can do something good, y’know? That’s not like “I’m such a big fan of kpop” or something like that, if they can just do a thing where it’s like they’re trying to make their own original music and not be “I want to get into kpop in this shit” and it’s just evidence that the human race is Evolving backwards, okay (ssjsjshdksf) No one cares if you’re if you’re not part of Kaachi pffT uR ma bOO- “So you might be-” uR ma bOO…can we take a look at that? yOur maH boO So that’s apparently all it takes to get into the kpop industry? get it papi blablabla stfu No one cares, “It helps you practice in places where maybe you can’t sing that well?” ..what? Okay. Okay. Let me get this straight. So people, you know, they do the whole, you know pre-debut thing They they take like five years or something to do that ho hO YAYAYAYA- But they, to get their vocal training done, They could sing into a straw or whatever that could be I’m gonna do this and then expect my debut right after this video is done because I’m gonna have the sickest voice possible mirroR mirror on the wAll whos the faivrestt of dem all ushdkjhfgds right, okay so now that stess test is over. MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHOS THE FRAIREST OFHF THEM ALL- aaskFDSDD *sad* “ONE TWO THREE AND-” ???? the fuck? Maybe because you’re not training (damn) Don’t care about your goddamn life story. Okay? I just want to just want to see this amazing kpop group. Stfu, now in trainees interview. Nicole, Dani and chUnsEo. Okay Let’s take a look at this. Hello. My name’s Nicole. I’m Kaachi’s leader Kaachi’s leader Oh, okay homie be looking like a prostitute from like a junkyard? (͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) Only joking of course don’t take this too the wrong way, okay But you see this is? this is a junkyard right? you see that canister over there. yeah, she lives in that 🤡 “I’m 20 years old and my high is 155.” “Hello, guys. I’m Chunseo, Kaachi’s maknae” Energetic, I’m super energetic, always happy, positive. (ew) She’s gonna end up on Dr. Phil one day. Look what happened to their fourth leader Where the fuck is she..where is Coco? Huh? You see this? Do you see this Coco, right. She just settle down with Oli London a little bit. She had to find some love they go outside.. ..Take a little break to get inspired as a music artist Okay, they started a happy (traumatizing) family. But they really wanted Coco to get pregnant, but a month will go by and then Coco would not get pregnant She will look down at her at her panties British flag BRITISH FLAG PANTIES And guess what? She would always be on her period, but but Oli London being the infertile fuck that he is decided that “hey 😉 I’m gonna get you pregnant either way ;)” And eventually a miracle happened. Oh bOOm And guess what Coco? got pregnant with some white kids and here we have the group Dani, Nicole and Chunseo Or shall I say “charlie please god no” (thats a better name imo) “My name is Miso.” Miso?..okay “Newest member of Kaachi.” Mmm-hmm. “My position is chic I am like the Hwasa from Mamamoo of Kaachi” I’m sure there was somewhere there where she kind of worded it wrong like comparing herself to like someone bigger or whatever But honestly, I don’t know what that means because I don’t know. Okay. Don’t expect me to know I’m not kpop channel. I’m just here to cyberbully this group. Don’t know why Okay, what does that mean? Okay. Well, what what does that mean Hey. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys. Nice to meet you This is my trainee interview. My name is Jojo, please God no, me and Charlie are actually related. You know, our dads name is “kim jong un please god no” and basically What happened is? Yeah. Yeah. I’m like, I’m like Jesus of the Holy Trinity y’know? Amen and shit like that. If that doesn’t really make sense to you. Maybe you’re not Christian or whatever Let’s say Oh like I’m like the clitoris of the vagin- (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “I think dancing since I was 3 years old. I started with ballet, modern dance, tapdance.” “I Started when I was 14 years” and she is still 14 years old Can we get a round of applause for..fuck, What’s her name again? Oh, dude “But I like kpop since-“. I okay. So she’s either Nicole Danny or Chunseo. So alright Yeah, she must be Adolf Hitler. Okay 33% chance. I’m right So, it’s a project hey guys Welcome. Okay. I’m starting a k-pop group. I’m looking for five members. Okay. I’m serious about this Um, they’re doing this whole thing in London. Why’s London so obsessed with starting their own k-pop group? So, how about we make a deal huh? You and me if you’re living in the New Zealand area Why don’t we start to kpop group now? I’m totally serious about this. So, um, basically you need to know how to dance Well, that’s that’s one of the most important things. That’s what our audience has come to see I’m looking for one person who is like the human equivalent of a Siberian Husky Okay, and I need another person who? Disabled. You have to be fucking disa- Someone with a really weird obsession with dead animals, the leader of the group a 2-toned- ..genderless furry. now guys, if you if you’re looking to join my k-pop group, please use the #electricchair you can you can pick any song you can oo yea get it oo Yeah, or you can pick Pretty good song. “I became a Kaachi member through -knowing Nicole so me, Nicole and Chunseo was originally group together.” So apparently, okay What’s the she saying basically is um- They were all picked out by this woman, her name is Monica and Monica She just picked a few girls out to become this group from my extensive Five minutes of research. I found out that Monica she just pick people out She’s the producer like well, where did you pick these people out? Um, did you pick them out from like some escort shop or something? “Um competed in a competition as our old group and was scouted by Monica. The kpop scene in London right now It’s it’s growing so So much” “Five bottles of soju, maybe?” I hate people who do this There are so many people like white people in New Zealand who pretend they’re Koreans. Just speak normally Why do you need to put on some accents? You know if i bottles of soju, maybe? unlimited- “The actual genre of the song is very poppy but I think it suits us as a group because we different sort of genres behind” you mean basically the group is a mess Basically this is their song, I mean, So anyway in conclusion Dani, Nicole, Charlie please god no And Coco are part of the goddamn Holy Trinity itself guys If you do want to show support to to these four people who represent the clit of the goddamn vagina (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) please follow my new fan account of These Kaachi members if you if you go ahead on Instagram and you search @koochie.eh.oh bro Why is their fandom name koochi? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Bro, What is their light stick? A goddamn vibrator dude. So this is my fan account Please go ahead and follow this it’s pretty sick. So basically I put a lot of effort into this I don’t know who the fuck they Follow @koochie.eh.oh on Instagram. I think, I think that does it for this video If you did like this, please be sure to follow @koochie.eh.oh go ahead and um Practice your singing a little bit maybe through a straw, you know? Two tone, go ahead and dye your hair two tone but more like tone deaf my dude, so guys Peace out because it’s your resident terrorists here over and out. Stay swipe my johoes and peace guys. Bye. Bye we stan Video Information
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