KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!! – Minecraft Pirates SMP

I would like to join the kestrels please recruitment officer’s hand now you can join the faction by doing the official faction joint you know it’s already wonderful yes congratulations Kestrel in the little wood I wish you money and many more muscles Castro Marty will be

Just fine thank you okay yes look at me look at you and look at you and look at you and look at you sorry I know you’re still here but look at you and look at you oh man let’s go let’s do it let’s go oh it’s so great

Okay okay hold on goodbye I realize how this looks I’ve just joined them I’m gonna try and make a bit of change among their ranks okay oh well thank you random Martin nice to meet you thank you Mark oh nice to meet you too I’m Olive oh nice to meet you Olive

Make good choices be kind to the sky he’s a bit sensitive about this job bro alright see you later oh man well there we go I’m a Kestrel mostly because I’ve heard about this person who knows all about gemstones so I’ve got to meet this this gucky that they’ve been speaking about

And see if I can find that one piece of treasure that I’m looking for I don’t know whether it’s gonna look like a crystal again like last time or whether it will disguise itself as something else but I think I’ve made the right decision here oh

Yeah are you a Kestrel I am a Kestrel are you the Newcastle we’ve recruited I am I heard that you’re the one to speak to regarding gemstones I have many like those what ones are you interested in uh you share like the purple kind do you have those What kind

I’ve got a few back at the house yes how much money you have yeah can I come see I I don’t need to know how much money oh my God how much money how much money you got you want to know this could be the quickest job yeah

Me uh I’m just from Over the way yeah over the way oh sorry over the waves that’s what I meant to say sorry silly me over the waves let’s go let’s go new one okay bastard shoved me under a boat earlier on it was horrendous what do you mean

Under a boat does it get pointy at the bottom it is pointing at the bottom you just you slide that the other side or no I have to wait until we got a few of those herons who lifted off of me right yeah oh my God I don’t know if you know this

By the way I’ve apparently been hired as the brawn so I think I’m gonna need some kind of like training I don’t know if you guys have got dumbbells or or logs or something I don’t those no well you have them let’s roll wait no you can

Buy you can just buy it with all the money you have I mean how much money do you have in your bank account I’ve got yeah I’m currently I got nothing I got zilch how’d you get in here me we have like a minimum requirement no oh well that’s that’s what I’m saying

They brought me in as the muscle they they want me to carry the money not necessarily uh retain the money oh you’re oh oh I get it you’re here to serve us that makes sense but no I was a mutual Mutual partnership I would say I’m not going to

Say I’m beneath you I mean given from your the luck of you you know I wouldn’t really say you mean the look of me standard that’s why I was kind of surprised I mean you know it’s on you guys to give me gobs I’m just I’m just

Turned up as I am I mean a bit more presentable you know I mean I didn’t know who I was going to join being looking a little bit like a scallywagon might have worked for the kites I don’t want to be you would you not want to present yourself in the best

Way possible before you were you know humbled onto the island from the waves you know what they’re all in the wash in the wash yeah my mom takes ages to wash them she does them all by hand um some people some people will take them and watch them for you do you not

Have anyone you know else who does them who washes your mother’s clothes or no no I’m not I’m not of that I’m not that kind of status if I’m honest I don’t know if you had the requirement for cut I don’t know if I should well I

Mean I’m just too late now you can you can you can squirm about it all you want I’m in uh I don’t think you’re a Kestrel personally well when I see a Kestrel I see someone who’s Godlike you know not that I’m Godlike I’m very humble

Actually I think I’m the most humble you don’t see these guns look at that they’re God like a lot I’m not like Hercules let me know but they’re not shiny they’re kind of dirty you’re kind of dirty I don’t want to show you where my goods are never mind

That but I’m bringing you back to the center what right okay yeah I don’t want I don’t know I don’t want I don’t want oh you why are you here turn your way in here with a bit of gold who who’s sunk under any for ship and made you the

Leader of the castrols that was I’m not the leader of the Castrol all I’ve heard today is that you’ve gotten stuck under a ship so it sounds like you’re prettiest excuse me I’m not incompetent you’re the one with no money dirty clothes not even a sleeve on your arm right I tell you

What let’s go find ponytail he’s going to straighten this all out okay what did you what did you pick oh fresh oh you’re a heron oh okay cool cool cool cool oh I’ve got such a headache oh oh dear oh I’ve got such a headache oh my

God oh oh I don’t feel good oh am I far enough away I can’t get I’m good fine ponytail straighten this out whoever that one I just spoke to was uh gucky rude as hell rude as hell had a bottle of veil yeah good no oh I didn’t do anything if you

Need beer no I’m getting cold I’m joining the rich ones they keep calling me poor they think I’m there to wash their clothes well that’s what you get you need to deal with gucky gucky saying that I’m poor and I haven’t got anything to my name and oh you wash your own

Clothes you don’t have people do it for you don’t like them well you just got here you just got here it’s fine we’ll get you people where’s ponytail you can straighten this out where’s ponytail what oh hold on where’s the ponytail man where’s our ponytail I don’t know what

His name is crab wife by the way what a Believer he has to say it like that though wait rewind oh I don’t care about her no no rewind forever a rattle rattle further oh he has a crab wife you’re saying yeah you said it again and

It still doesn’t make sense I don’t understand what you’re saying he has a crab wife yeah the rumor is you know he’s a man of mystery but uh we heard uh when he washed up into Shore actually we didn’t hear I was there um he came and he washed up into Shore

With a little crab and he kept saying my wife my wife oh wait and I was like man that’s your wife there’s a crab and he kept denying it but you know I saw him sleep with that crap at least four or five times just don’t just don’t go near

The Pinter end oh no he loves the Pinter actually he that’s his favorite book oh really damn that’s his favorite part oh yeah he does done holy things with that crap where is I am I am the crap they were very they were very nice to me so I was

Like me as well yes that is a Kestrel Cameron I thought they I thought oh no look look look oh I’ve got such a headache oh no oh dear oh dear oh awful awful times all four times he got an offer from all four factions and he chose Heron what who picks that

He he had it there on a platter he could have had gold Beyond Compare he could have expanded his home to many different Islands he could have even I just don’t know why would you choose Aaron I don’t get it oh wow look at this there you are

Ponytail hello there my goal right loving compounds right what I am gold loving you’ve not given me my 120 gucky keeps telling me I’m poor and doesn’t even believe that I’m a Kestrel you need to have words no okay Marty you do not listen to those blogs

Uh could you actually hold off this cake Hello broke ass Buccaneer here hello lovely outfit you’re trying to Castro’s too anything thank you yeah exactly that’s the point range of motion look he’s look your friend your Kestrel friend he has got the right idea yeah aerodynamic you can’t get snagged on

Anything don’t you look at him until he’s cleaned I like that there is a bell buddy thank you yes it’s very bulbous just tell us what my ponytail worth well it’s not worth anything to you if you don’t have coin what’s your name back I’ve won the balloon

Um I’ll live there more than me Leicester balloons that I have I’ll get you your doubloons but I figure out how to gift how do you give to balloons where do I get the ship I love the fox guy oh we have to get drinks from him

Did you try his streaks okay oh we’ll lead the way sausage come on down El Capitol oh I’m so drunk I’m sorry I’m really drunk what a bad headache I’ve got that looks good man I need a boat if you could do that for me we have some more of your drinks

Well before he gets his book can I have more drink thank you are we gonna push him in the fire where are we putting them if he doesn’t give us a drink we’re putting him in there we need help recruitment officer are they threatened oh no no no it’s okay it’s okay thank

You very much I don’t listen to you unless you offer me money I’ll give you 20 bucks to go away I wouldn’t say that I think you’ve just been a busy man today it’s been it’s been quite a day it’s chaotic I’ve been busy for a very long time An AI muscle yeah Marty gucky be nice you’ll get your coin he’ll get his coin you better I think I want more than coin right now I want some respect you’re you’re worth anything to me without it sir Jesus Oh sausages playing his classic Castro trees come on guys let’s Go sing along

Oh let’s go oh Ho ho ho ho ho I’ll just hear a bell I heard the Bell somewhere else [Applause] that was a bit too loud down there for me okay so we’re in the kestrels we don’t have any money just yet I’m starting to get pretty hungry now one of them’s apparently an AI which is new everyone looking around looking

Around oh I handle some rounds many sailors some of whom I’ve placed today some of whom I’ve never seen in my life but I’m sure you’re all awful or you love Adventure or you love money or you love history or you love some of the other stuff as well from the factions

I’ve seen Becky has some skills I’ve seen Becky do some stuff wait stabbing that my guy’s pretty cool now you said that oh I’m particularly fond of Martin yeah you are nice I have seen some of you have one offer two of them three offers thumb even four

Offers it’s quite remarkable yes I was good at one no it only takes one it’s the right one yeah you picked the right one zero somebody say oh oh ladies are directional audio thank you I don’t know but you are here because the Bell has rung oh yeah what does that

Means because I’m not only the recruitment office dinner time something tell us more something is a foot dumb thing has happened on a far away Island each and every one of you has been recruited to go and deal with it contractually if you will Choice how much gold deliverable how

Much money calm yourself worries of Rewards most probably there’s always something good and I know what one of you is thinking about asking but where are the awards and someone’s going to ask them no no that belly button is deep you can’t be whipping it out excuse me coordinates that I’m going to

Use my incredible power to put into a position that you can all see 50 64 32.50 I’m just gonna follow you guys okay I’ll follow everybody else let’s go oh God no you stinky heron hold on all right I’m good A lot of these is mine mine didn’t even have a boat what

Did he get about I I did have a boat I’m putting one down myself doesn’t mean I know how to seal it can’t make you move how have you guys managed to get wind in the sails the anchor oh my God yeah hold on oh

Baby here off we go oh this is this is great I love it off to see we had where we ended up not a clue oh no not a storm oh no not my first day this is not how this is supposed to go oh geez I’m feeling sick and there’s not

Even a heron nearby oh this is a little bit too much for me oh geez it is it is I don’t think it is fine okay I don’t want to bump into you close you’re getting very close to me what do you mean I’m getting close you’re getting

Close getting very close to me I started sailing before you did so you’ve got to have your way to try and bump into me you filthy kite see you was too busy polishing your gold shoes to bother learning how to draw ah that doesn’t work because I’m poor as they come I got

Nothing but a banana peel and an empty mug in my pocket I’m probably got less money than you have you see the dirt under these fingernails I’ve worked hard all right oh I bet the gold on my eye patch which isn’t even from my forgery is worth more than anything you’ll ever

Gold I bet you’ve just taken a banana peel and just squished it down and just tied some string to it to make an eye patch I lay your corpse touch it you better go faster myself yeah you could try you’ve got no chance if I don’t know

How to move this boat then you’re not gonna be able to move it in any kind of way oh geez what happened over there oh I don’t want to end up like truce truce get out the way you filthy heron Oh no you’re talking to me yeah oh sorry

I feel really sick oh I’ve drank too much sea sickness oh dear oh it doesn’t work when I’ve got the same direction they’re going well I’m just following the crowd they could be leading this to absolutely nowhere does the person at the front actually know where we’re headed I have no idea

I hope so I’m sure if it’s a heron that they know what they’re doing no if it’s a heron they’re probably wasting their time singing instead of actually steering the ship they’re there with their little loot just stood on the poop deck doing nothing other than just flapping their gums oh my wait

Oh I I think we’ve arrived let’s jump on another ship and then we can run off of it the same stuff he wants to make the ale oh my what is this I’ve never seen it no no stay back stay back stay back stay back oh my God

Yeah take the Heron first kill the Heron kill the Heron first ponytail stay back this will give me the heebie-jeebies I know it’s very easy we don’t want to go anywhere in there there’s a little gooey going around though Jesus There Is No Loot to be had here pack it up rubbish

What do you mean what do we mean in fact look at this behind you it looks a little bit worrying okay like what if it doesn’t what if it started off like that and it became this you want the whole faction Isles to get turned into a giant

Jelly yeah but it but we’re friends now is that better between friends never made bracelets guys big ship big ship oh gold ship going on the recruiter didn’t tell us about this they said they’re gonna deal with all of this they said they’re going to deal with all the Blobby stuff for a

Volunteer oh they said you oh hey make sure you make some money yeah bring us back some dollars bring back those sales they’re made of gold do it bring about those sales Foreign where are you where are you I’m here where are you Hello I’m here I’m here I can hear you I can help Thank you Thank you