KEEPING MY GF ALIVE in Hardcore Minecraft! LIVE 🔴

Okay and we are live very cool say hello pesto hey pesto I think you did that last time too didn’t you oh you’re so funny so funny oh my god did I do it uh it throws redeeming at first on the Stream what’s up boy King how’s it going you

Did but it’s not uh the bot doesn’t actually start working for like 30 seconds ish so you’re gonna have to do it again a couple times what’s up FBI what’s up void how’s everyone doing let’s uh did I do everything okay oh I need to change it from Top chat to live

Chat there we go I’m back welcome back all right we are live then and I’m good and ready to go let me launch Minecraft you ain’t protecting nobody I am Maddox don’t worry don’t you worry for it I’m actually gonna see me first because it doesn’t work yet

Because it likes it doesn’t work for like 30 seconds ish I would save my points as a one point what are they doing they’re trying to get the first Redemption because for some reason it takes a second before it starts working even though streamlabs is already in chat but now hurts

About to snag it so hard exclamation point big booty men now that’s an exclamation point I can get behind what’s a Redemption dude it’s not working at all why you know what I will always be Dash pump Force first so whatever dude whoever is it gonna work why is it not working I

Think you guys broke streamlabs by redeeming it so many times let me let me open the stream Labs up on uh on cloudbot and we’ll see we’ll see what happens come on come on streamlabs you can do it we’re just silly like that yeah I see that store there should be one ready

The cool down should be fine I have no idea why it’s not working man dude I don’t know I was watching a movie oh welcome in dude everyone is trying for it pesto you started you started a movement here guys guys here here’s what I’m gonna do All right let’s see if this changes anything let’s see I don’t know if this will this will make it work but I just changed it so that everyone can get first if it works just so everyone today will get first oh my gosh bro this is ridiculous

Hey it all got it all right now I’m turning it back off I had it set to like 43 000 seconds because that’s like half of a day all right now it’s off uh I don’t know if it’s gonna keep going but guys it I got it it’s over now the

One time it got redeems yeah bro dude the stream Labs is wild man why does it do this the user cooldown is set to zero yeah I have no idea why it does that well anyways guys let’s play some Minecraft are you ready for some Minecraft I’m so ready

Since try to suspend I want to say it I found a glitch where I can put cooldown on an item oh that’s cool all right Dash pizza with or without ranch without be careful of creepers did you finish gold Farm yeah I did I just have I’m

Gonna like do extra stuff to it for my own personal sake but it is working it was hydrate bro wait it was hydrate am I stupid hydrate oh no one got first anything but I oh I didn’t even notice oh yeah now that I think about it it was this it was the

Drinking sound wait why did it not work you guys literally broke it oh my gosh pesto are you not gonna ask me if I’m okay I was politely waiting for you to finish dying dude I just had water go down the wrong my wrong uh windpipe

And I just started dying in pesto and Pesto’s just sitting here like waiting for me to stop I’m being polite I’ll let you finish and then I’ll ask I just got sunscreen in my eyes pester and I went to the beach today and I just started crying because I was literally

Dying and sunscreen one of my eyes and now they burn so that’s awesome it’s like he’s still here it’s a very interesting start to stream yeah all right Pastor you want to join my hardcore world I do no too bad all right I’m hopping into the world

That is so mean no it’s pretty reasonable actually you haven’t worked for you haven’t spent uh 55 hours or no sorry it’s not 55 hours you’ve not spent 55 days of real life time playing on this world so pesto Dino I just invited you oh I just

Realized that my FPS is still set to to 10 FPS there we go from last stream oh hi pastel hi hi hey oh I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t mean to it was an accident I was giving you a fist bump I mean after

A wonderful day we had I was giving you a fist bump pesto you know what I was thinking that we could do today what I have a fishing rod and we have some inspiration because we just came from the aquarium what if we built a house

And we got some fish tanks in it oh I think that might be a great idea I personally feel as though living in the villagers house is not going to be the way we want to live forever so what if we build ourselves a nice little house

Bis so Advanced dude I lose that streams it’s so fun here thank you I don’t know what that means bro punch this girl yeah yeah it was an accident I said I said it come here um you broke my fishing rod Dy I’m gonna run before she kills me for saying that

She didn’t hear that right oh no she’s coming for me oh no guys guys help help guys I’m about to die or shoot no realistically she’s gonna die trying to chase me God she can’t Sprint wait is this um here Pastor do you need help

No I’ll bring you out what is this is this um what what kind of what the thing that you’re in oops it’s a fish whoa It’s a finch oh this is not look look pesto it’s fish though it’s salmon salmon living in villagers house is tempting for pesto she might turn back to

Villagers after you a punch like that from you true I also called her a fatty so you know that was just because she broke my fishing rod though oh is that did you not hear that oh no I tried to yank you with my fishing rod and it broke ow and it broke

That’s under that’s fatty that’s understood I’m just kidding it was literally I swear it was just because I tried to pull you and it broke and I was like oh like you know too big you know you dragged me yeah yeah you can remember look here come with me

Ready we’re gonna go on a little Adventure oh wait can you move slightly further back oh wait hold on hold on I want to grab you let’s try I know I know you did cancel that she’s fat shaming no she’s she’s actually quite small in real life you know she’s perfect either way

That was like a like a hug that was a hug okay okay thank you do you want a fishing rod by the way if you want to fish me you can as well yes please okay here I can make you one actually here I’ll allow you to learn

How to make it you need three sticks and two string for a fishing rod and then you’ll you I’m sure you’ll figure it out okay there are gonna be some mobs so we can practice killing them together ooh doesn’t that sound like a good idea because you have nice Enchanted armor

And you got a shield and stuff we can practice killing some mobs okay oh do you also want to practice some archery sure are you an Archer here I made you a bow that’s for you and then I don’t know how many errors you have but I have four

Arrows so you can practice shooting at mobs here come with me I think I should make a new hardcore world I do not know what to name it ah bro said pesto said bro Rick Dash relationship she did ah stop it I shouldn’t have given you this yeah me too

Did you like that yeah we’re the mobs it’s thundering out I’m scared pesto I’m I’m scared I don’t like the thunder it’s scary come with me make this jump all right good good attempt oh there’s a creeper here pesto try it practice your bows on it because it will

Only explode if you’re near it practice shooting it with your bow I gave you a bow wait where’s my bow I gave it to you oh my uh headphones just turned off so one second Pastor can you just protect me while I plug these in

Just give me a second they just died for no reason my headphones have been dying for a little for the past couple days oh she is dying without my assistance now she had that she had that covered I don’t know what she’s saying right now you guys do there we go my headphones

Are back on hello wait I need to I didn’t have my bow and oh I don’t have a bow I literally threw it to you oh did you find it I have I have my bow but I don’t have arrows I threw I also threw you arrows you do have arrows here take

You can pick them up you can pick up arrows after you shoot them okay you can you can charge your bow more than that it’s here you want to shoot me oh actually no don’t shoot me don’t shoot me because it the arrow will get stuck

In me and you can’t recover it here there are two arrows there thank you thank you you see that skeleton over here come with me come to me there is proximity chat oh boy all right I have to change Mouse guys custo can you protect me here shoot the

Shoot the creeper too bad protect me well the creeper isn’t coming to you though why what are you doing wait dash dash why did you just okay I was changing Mouse for some reason my stream deck isn’t working hold on I’ll do it in a second thank you for the lurk okay

Shoot it you can you can you can charge up your bow oh no oh run pesto you can charge the bow hold down if you hold down the mouse button it shoots it it shoots the arrow further oh I don’t have any more bones that was so close bro dude I literally I

Did protect you there oh my gosh I oh but I jumped in front and I don’t know if my shield I think my shield does protect you from taking damage here take these arrows and try holding down your right Mouse button and it will shoot for it will shoot further

I also need food where the frick is our food oh I think it’s over here hold on come with me Okay I lied we don’t have food what didn’t I craft so much food less I thought I smelted like a whole bunch of food here eat some of this it’s zombie meat

Um will I die if I eat no you’ll just get Hunger here it means you’ll it means that like it’ll heal you but it’ll also make you hungry or later but it’s a temporary solution okay too bad I have carrots okay you can eat carrots that’s fine your eyesight will be so good

Yeah for real oh it just lightning just struck over there that’s crazy oh wait hold on my animations are turned off one moment did Dash change the mouse oh yeah I didn’t hold on pesto can you protect me for a second yes but I my stone ax is on the verge of

Breaking okay so so what do you do ah what do you do when when your ax is about to break just make another one plug it in or uh yeah make another one I don’t know why I said plug it in but you have to charge your ax okay

I need to keep an eye you let me know when you’re done I’m trying to get my stream deck to work but it is not for some reason all right I guess I’ll have to change the scene manually for today sometimes it don’t work all right change your mouse

What’s up Z4 I have no idea how to pronounce your name I’m just going to call you heart if you don’t mind oh we go in pen Mouse all right let me get the timer up and ready we go in pen Mouse today guys pen Mouse is neat it’s not too bad

I hope this is the right um oh I did get the right one okay I plugged in the right one oh also for whatever reason today my uh my mouse camera is actually working it wasn’t yesterday but now it is so I can actually point the camera at

Them no I just have to make another ax then like yes okay hold on uh oh can I not make a stone ax or what okay I’m struggling here I don’t know man why is my my camera has the light on but it’s not actually working

Oh here we go okay there we go now let me just okay there we go pen Mouse cam is working all right timer is starting all right there we go pesto you didn’t die good job okay so you have like two arrows so you can shoot it if you like

But you don’t have that many arrows so I don’t redeem shower now you look like a professional player yeah for real redeem shower cam I don’t think pesto would like that would she no well maybe she wouldn’t mind watching it but I don’t think she would like that

You guys can watch it okay so I’m gonna make you a special treat okay um but how do I make a stone ass pesto There’s a Zombie coming up behind us pesto protect me pesto help pesto get em thanks you I only took half of my health here I

Made you a special treat I’m also making myself a special treat rotten flesh no the golden carrot I threw you a golden carrot thanks Faye eat it it’s very good for you I just ate mine well I’m or okay if you don’t well if you don’t have then what

Oh okay you can save it for later okay I need to make another Stone ax but I don’t all right I think a really good thing to do for now would be to expand our farm I think we need more we need more crops because we don’t have any food or we

Could make a or we could go and get some uh some cows and pigs and stuff and we could um and we could make a little farm and then we could Slaughter the animals for meat like in uh in like Charlotte’s Web I think that’s how that movie ends where

They like they have the pig and then they have to kill it to make bacon isn’t that how it ends you got one hit in I’m sorry I I didn’t mean to steal it from you no it’s okay here I’ll I’ll pick it up I have room

Look okay see that guy see that creeper yeah so pun hit him and then turn around and run backwards and then hit him or you can nope okay thank goodness he’s accurate on me because hit him get him he’s he’s angry at me right now so it’s easy for you bro teamwork

That was real scary guys tell her that it works and let her waste her time in there I don’t know what you’re talking about get cows what’s up coolers how’s it going Pastor do you want to get cows with me or pigs you want to get some some

Animals all right here’s what we’re gonna do you see this wheat yeah we’re gonna use it to lure the cows and then we’re also going to be able to get them um we also can breed them using wheat so we’re gonna go find some cows ready

Okay where are you like like turn around no I know but I wanna oh you’re gonna are you gonna litter in the ocean again yeah because I don’t have anything oh my gosh can I get rid of tough yes you could also just put them in

Chests we do have chests for a reason over here we built some chests and they’re you can store stuff over here okay or you can just throw it into the ocean yeah dude she literally hates the environment oh my gosh cancel pesto honestly is this fully

Grown I can’t tell does anyone know what fully grown beetroot looks like and you see when we redeem the sound before the sound actually plays oh I need spider stupid refund to me man no creeper is dumb um no you don’t do F3 why creeper is done but um

Creeper is dumb but I literally can’t make it any less dumb unless you want unless you don’t care like if I get rid of all of the redemptions where it like shows up stuff on the screen I could make it so that the uh so that creeper is actually a surprise but otherwise

Doesn’t really work okay we’re gonna find I see sheep do you see any cows anywhere oh my wait pesto pesto do you see that over there do you see do you see this we just found something really rare or not really rare but like quite rare there’s a skeleton

Horse over here do you see that do you want to go pet it yeah go pet it how do I pet it Why on Earth would you because it would be because it was funny oh they’re they’re all attacking each other let’s go they’re just gonna kill each other that’s so freaking funny I got you pesto thank you oh I’m sorry I didn’t protect oh I’m not that good at

This all right I got one all right we just have to kill one and then we both get skeleton horses Esther don’t die are you actually taking damage or are you just blocking all the arrows I’m blocking all there okay because it makes it makes the sound like you’re getting

Damaged and I was thinking you were about to die but are you how many hearts are you on I’m on full health oh okay cool all right so now we just need Saddles and then and then we’ll be able to ride skeleton horses that’s so cool see you later in my bark

Oh my gosh this is so cool we can’t control them because we don’t have Saddles yet we need to get saddles but then we that’s actually really swag I don’t think I’ve ever gotten skeleton horses on day nine that’s very cool well it’s because I’m with you it’s a lot yeah probably Oh I have to I have to drink some water real quick one second pesto Is my camera working again oh my my uh my stream deck is working yay oh I have to oh pesto pesto I’m gonna need to go and get more water can you protect me can you just like build a box around me honestly okay all right and can you entertain

Chat because I have to go and uh fill up my water bottle ah guys he came so unprepared like what’s up masy lawn all right guys I’ll be right back pesto entertain the the Gang oh you know what I’ll pause the mouse timer just because I’m nice okay hi guys what’s up

I’m just protecting Bay thank you I have returned yes with a whole bottle of water if anyone knows what I mean you’re goated let’s see what’s up pesto welcome back meet your welcome back to me all right now you’re safe Dash it took you that whole time to surround me and gobblestone I

What was she doing in the meantime am I gonna walk out and fall into lava actually I don’t think she would be able to do that in the meantime yeah I was gonna say I’m not that mean but also I’m also not that talented so

I was expecting to come back and be dead though I was expecting my I was fully expecting my chat to be like throw him into lava and then you would do it I would come back and be dead yes and it’d be a solo hardcore world all of a sudden

All right so we want to find some cows do you see any cows anywhere pesto I don’t okay I may have slaughtered all of them by accident wow except it wasn’t really an accident it was kind of intentional because we needed food but now we should find some cows so

Let’s just run around a bit I’ll follow you honestly we go wherever you want to go you should build with cherry wood planks because pink equals girlfriend I actually think I probably like pink more than she does don’t I yeah yeah she’s like a goth emo girl not I know I know

I just thought it’d be funny you just going for a little swim pesto oh there you go you figured out how to swim let’s see wait pesto pesto can you go swimming I want to do this have you ever gone like surfing where you like swim on

Top you like stand on top of someone who’s like swimming no you’ve never done that wait wait come back come back I want to surf you just have to look look wait wait look look pesto this is what you’re gonna do I would be in the swimming

Position and you would you would just stand on top of me as I’m swimming around okay it doesn’t actually work but it’s just it’s a thing I’ve done in real life it’s just like you stand on someone while they swim and then it’s like a surfboard look we okay I don’t know

Anyways you want to craft a boat Esther what are you what are you up to right now oh that’s lapis down there you see that Pastor you good yeah I just weren’t talking oh sorry I’m just you know concentrating do you want to get that lapis no okay

She doesn’t want to get there I’m gonna I’m literally gonna die because I suck at Minecraft no I don’t look up Cubans I just see it in the corner of my eye you suck at Minecraft that’s not true here here come with me we’re gonna we’re gonna like no we’re gonna I’m making

Stairs I may or I’m making uh doors I mean okay okay here so I’m gonna swim down first and I’ll place a little area of doors for you to go into okay okay so I’m gonna swim down here like what even I do have a cape yes

I’m gonna swim down here and now there are two doors there are three doors for you to go into all three of these will give you water or air I mean there you go perfect now just mine mine the lapis hello oh just kidding oh I can use my normal

Mouse again mine the other ones wait where are you oh I’m gonna drown to death while I’m switching mice pesto I need air I need air okay pesto go into the air if you’re not oh are you good you’re good okay is that all the lapis uh

Oh whoa there’s oh wait this is the cave that we’re in pesto look this is literally a cave that we that we have been in yeah look down here doesn’t this look familiar maybe it doesn’t but it does to me this is very familiar see that Cobblestone that we placed

Hey all right we can come back out it’s late again for me good night all right see you later Cubans eat the puffer fish or I Steal Your Girl nah I think I’m good I don’t I don’t think I have to worry about that do I pesto

No good wait I hear something it’s a zombie I think what oh you’re ignoring all of us guys I mean I’m not trying I see it okay wait here wait here here take your take your fishing rod and pull him off the cliff my fishing rod take out your fishing rod

Let’s pull him off the cliff I’m gonna get him to come over here oh my God my mom just came into the room fishing and then I got stared oh I don’t even have them here fishing rodden you you click once to throw it click once wait there you go now now

Click again and it’ll pull them to you oh got him now now he’s down here now we can kill him here come down here I have to say goodnight to my mommy oh understandable good night Mrs pesto Dino for okay bye yep got him good work yeah you did

He died of fall damage because you well you you knocked him off a cliff you are I still killed them they’re redeemed creeper and water the creeper reward is a scam a little bit yeah Dash you can change back to your face cam now yeah I know I did

Oh watch out watch out watch out watch out where the frick did that guy come from yeah for real oh he just came from a cave behind you pesto look I’m gonna knock him it knock him into the death like you did goodbye oh wow that guy really still didn’t die okay whatever

Here maybe this will kill him you know what I remember that doesn’t I mean I mean are you trying to get knocked into the cave right now down with that zombie if you love zombies so much you want to go why don’t you go marry him down there in the cave

No I’m marrying you oh okay good I don’t like it when you say that you’re that you love zombies though like come on come on now oh you see that skeleton I’m gonna yank him where I do not see right over here do you see where I’m throwing my fishing rod

I’m too far hold on I want to yank him just because it’s fun oh I don’t know if I can oh he’s shooting at me yank ee bro got absolutely yanked oh my goodness that was so fun I I think I really like fishing routes now fishing rods best form of combat

Dash got that quiz he thinking quizzically a reward should be turning off all game sound and just playing white noise that would be interesting Pastor you want to come back here we have exploring to do yep how do I get up there just jump yourself or build yeah or just

Like do a little I’ll do a couple jumps little hops here I’m digging you oh okay oh thank you thank you I was doing you a little staircase like he really just raises me up the Minecraft polite res you know okay there’s a all right how did you get

Up here you just went you have to swim you have to like actually swim you know you hit you sprint while you’re in the water okay now make your way up to the surface and hopefully you won’t drown swim pesto remember you can swim okay

Okay no like like you can swim you don’t have to just like walk remember walking is very inefficient you can actually swim get off my girl thank you lover you want to swim you want to sleep in the water water bed oh there’s sheep wait come here come here

Come come back you’re gonna die join me we have a waterbed now we can waterbed oh can I not oh there are monsters nearby hold on I’ll solve this I’ll handle this oh it’s this guy freak you pesto help me peso help me pesto help get him pesto help he’s gonna kill me

Pesto thank you why did you make an L out of the beds that’s because wait wait I’ll just delete it hold on I’m gonna be smelling Pesto’s feet while I sleep like if we sleep like that yeah I do girlfriend content yeah all right bro enough of this I can’t I

Can’t put it down because you have to you have to face the direction you want it to face girlfriend saves boyfriend yeah for real water bed yay waterbed couples who sleep in the water together Stay Together tested with making things up but I agree I am not making things up oh have you

Who said that me oh so so you are just making this pesto there’s a forest fire oh wait that’s not a forest fire that’s just a zombie oh there are oh there is a lava pool over here though pesto watch out wait where are they oh god

Yeah I took an arrow to the head it’s okay though here I have arrows for you though speaking of arrows here I give you pesto there’s a little bit of a lava pool over here you want to go to the nether should I jump in it yes

You get a million diamonds if you do that yeah I’m not that dumb dumb no no trust me trust me look there’s a creeper and I’m gonna kill it get it oh wait is this a is this oh no that’s not a cow what is this that’s a sheep

Pesto help get him pesto help me pesto pesto help me I’m gonna die I’m actually gonna die I’m gonna die I’m on like one part or something oh my gosh that was so close to killy no I’m on two I’m on two hearts yeah that almost just you almost

Just died wow you suck at this game I mean you’re really good no you’re really good I said no I said that you’re really good here oh yeah eat some food also I’m gonna make us some cooked potatoes do you want like a baked potato yes please okay guys Annie cooks for me

Wow yeah quite a chef kill the sheep for food oh that’s a good point oh wait pester you want me to teach you a trick oh wait I don’t have a flint and steel on me I cannot teach you the trick right now but I will later oh

Bro me is what is I was me when you what okay it worked yeah this is the greatest Duo of all time all right oh I’m my stuff is also about to break so I’m gonna have to craft some new stuff in a minute also I’m gonna need to get we’re gonna

Need to get more iron because I’m almost like my iron stuff is almost broken okay there are some potatoes in here here for you madame thank you thank you you can’t pick them up she don’t got room in her inventory oh well hold on keep any bones that you

Get we can bone meal stuff what’s up Challenger how’s it going Gandhi said that trust oh yeah you right you’re right anime told me that Gandhi said that couples who sleep in the water together Stay Together apparently oh all right then yeah Pesto I’m on fire help pesto put me out quick pesto help help I’m dying wait wait wait I don’t have anything help help help thank you you did it pesto you saved my life I’m on half a heart right now you saved me that’s what you get for relying on me

Okay well I was just trying to teach you something and I was actually on six hearts so oh okay yeah half a heart yeah oh pesto what did you do what did you throw in here was that the bucket maybe that’s so I wanted that why didn’t you give it back to me

Do you want it no it’s okay I I gave you that I gave you my bucket so that you would be able to extinguish me and then she just threw my bucket into the lava so now you’re just lying to your girlfriend it was for the it was for

Teaching it was a teaching moment it was a teaching moment I get it yeah thank you Esther’s literally going to be a teacher so she understands the teaching moment oh pesto I got you an apple because you’re a teacher I got you an apple thanks I don’t know I why do people give

Teachers apples there’s literally no correlation between that and I don’t know either okay what’s the point of that okay let’s go and continue trying to find a cow how old is pesto um 47. enough I was gonna say old enough but I was like that sounds really creepy

47 something better come with me why don’t you craft one because I can’t Esther I found a bush you forgot how oh my you’ll you’ll figure it out I believe in you if I was a teacher I wouldn’t want an apple I would want some candy true I don’t have stone though

Whoa Cobblestone is raining from the sky that’s crazy where did that come from thanks I think that was just pesto got Cobblestone from from the Minecraft developers themselves because they just liked her so much yeah they’re like oh she’s trying she’s learning how to play our game thank you

Pesto and then they then they just reigned from rained cobblestone on you from the heavens I’ll be back in like 30 minutes I’m gonna go eat dinner all right work uh you should leave a lurk if you don’t mind I think the no asking women for age

Thing is stupid yeah I kind of feel like asking men their age should be just as bad but you know it is what it is oh wait I kind of want these Testa would you like to what what would you like to do you want to keep trying to find a cow

Yes okay I think this is you know what no I’ll let you keep leading you lead us Let’s go Challenger together uh yeah eventually whoa what’s that whoa do I kill it no no no no no no no we’re bringing them back to our base take out your wheat and hold it hold wheat in your hand and then the cows will follow you see

How this cow is my friend now just hold wheat and they’ll follow you so get get get a get a cow get another cow based Dash I understand with women like 40 to 50 or something within our age yeah I don’t think it should matter

You have to lurk yeah come on come on now okay we got two cows and they can kiss they’re gonna kiss when we get back to our place okay oh they’re they’re both following you but that’s honestly fine you want me to go get another cow I’ll

Go get more cows really why okay uh uh you know what I’ll just I’ll be I’ll be there to protect you I’ll be like your escort service except that’s not what an escort service is but you get the point hey buddy come here yeah thank you hello okay wait follow me

Is pets are her real name yeah where are you going pesto oh you’re getting a third one okay cool that works okay let’s go all right currently eating the worst pizza I’ve ever tasted good thing it’s small word all right you just have to walk slowly to make sure and make sure

They’re like still following you I’m gonna protect you okay something tries to kill you I’ll stop it okay unless the cows try to kill you then I will I can’t kill them because we need them for food all right just follow me I know the way

Roughly back home you can walk a little bit faster they can follow you as long as you’re like walking generally unless you go up like a hill just walk and I’ll tell you if they stop following you okay okay all right slow down a little bit they’re

Getting a little far there we go on that now continue this Dash com for your real name yes it is Dash from 4 is a good name for a child yeah for real her first name is pesto and last name is Dino no her middle name is Dino her last name is four

Right yeah yeah all right let’s go cows mind the lava please and no my like mind it you know you know when people say like mind to the Gap yeah and on your and on your right you’ll see a birch tree and on your left you’ll also see a birch tree right here

And straight in the middle you’ll see an oddly shaped thing yeah I don’t know that’s that’s just uh Quirk of the game that was naturally generating um all right I’m gonna change my pfp was it a coincidence that you both have four it was because pesto Dino was already taken

So when I changed I I got her her account as like a surprise um I just used an old account of mine and then I made it and then I changed the name to pesto Dino but pesto Dino was taken somehow so I made it other

Pesto diet yeah for real so I made it four because my name also has a four in it so you know we’re almost back to the base pesto come with me you still got them don’t worry oh yeah I see I see our stuff over there what does your name have before uh

Because it was a randomly generated name and that’s what it came up with here here don’t worry I I make a bridge for you here we go uh it’s like essentially like me throwing my jacket in the puddle so that you can walk over it you know except with dirt blocks

All right here we’re gonna go this way actually pesto oh wait wait here I’m gonna mine this if you don’t mind I’m gonna grab a few of these oh there we go Esther would you like to help me okay don’t mind them fine all right if I lose them though

All right whatever it’s fine okay come with me now now let’s walk over here oh it is becoming night time so we should hustle on home or we can just sleep in the middle of the woods again but will they lose us no well no they might wander a little bit but here

Do you want to put down our beds yeah I’m seeing baddies so let’s uh let’s sleep okay it’s fine it’s fine just sleep under my feet head defeat it’s fine I need to get a better place should have been pestered on a 41 because we really

Know she’s 41 years old 17 19 year old am I 17 or 19 who why am I 17 Esther where are you going I’m getting the other cow oh okay understandable cuddle them toesies that was odd okay here pasta take that there’s an Enderman it’s an Enderman I

Made a farm for them pesto you watched that video didn’t you okay did you really yeah no when you said are you sure yeah oh my God are you sure you’re sure oh my God I’m so cute right now all right all right now I’ll stop gassing myself up how what oh are

You like an F5 mode or something are you just looking at my stream I was looking at your stream oh yeah good she see she’s got the stream open and everything W girlfriend yeah you’re all clear a path for you this pesto have the Greek the Green Top

Oh like a house like a house made of uh made of grass blocks no she doesn’t I I won’t allow her to be that bad at Minecraft you know okay just be patient the cows are a little slow oh there’s another cow we get four of them look let’s go cow come

With us come back here come back here there you go good boy you have to use your your cow herding Voice or else they won’t listen to you what’s the cow herding voice it’s come back here it’s like yelling you know come up here oh I hear a zombie stop being what what

I love you like you’re saying your thing your head pops up one you know that oh you like how like when I shift it goes down okay let’s go I’m just making sure you have all four of them this is like um this is like pesto is like the leader is like the

Shepherd and then I’m like the dog behind you know that like makes sure they all come with them you just walk I’ll make sure they’re going with you oh you lost some come back here come back here come back here oh it’s broken pesto come back cows let’s go

All right pesto where do you think we should make a pen for our cows uh near the house right uh well where do we don’t even have a house so I feel like this field looks really nice but I don’t know I don’t this is like a nice open field we could

Have a lot of cows in it okay so here do you want to craft some fences I’m sure you can figure it out robs don’t damage mobs what are you talking about rods I’m exploded a coconut in between my thighs or something so I had to take off my

Headphones so answers especially have a green top I think you mean like a house made of dirt and grass and no wait what do you need sticks or something did you say yeah is that what yeah but just look at the crafting recipe book and you’ll find fences

I only see iron bars you you definitely fences are somewhere on one of the pages like for sure no yep just keep looking oh we have acquired new pesto look behind you we’ve acquired new friends this sheep yeah yeah I don’t see in the LIE seriously like

Come on pesto I believe in you so hard you got this you’re gonna find it are you in the are you in the showing craftable or showing all section like is there a check mark you see in the book section you and you know how

The book has popped out is there a check mark or an X oh wait to make an oak buns I need Oak planks and I don’t have any of that I just do what I don’t have sex give me a second there we go give me a second

We love building underground I always start my Minecraft builds in the mountain you guys should take a shower I do have to take a shower it’s a tradition for every Minecraft or pesto apparently you need to build a green top which is a dirt Shack it’s a dirt house

That is a good point though I don’t know if I ever built a dirt house though to be honest except for ironically I feel like I never built a dirt house except for ironically but pesto if you want to build a dirt house to be for

Just keep uh to keep with tradition you can I have really tell her have you told your girlfriend about how you ate Jimmy John jinglesson the third pesto I swear I didn’t do that or at least I don’t remember doing it and always accuses me I I don’t know what

That means either to be honest I think sheep is such a weird word I always think it’s plural and it’s singular like Shoop or something that’s true const honestly I think America or American I think English is such a weird language you know that it makes sense you’re lying there no I’m not

Okay my gosh I keep doing that I keep yanking my my freaking webcam because I put my feet up and then the wire is so poorly placed okay I have um the fence okay how many fences did you make 30 oh nice okay so you should make a little

Area to put all the cows in and then if you like I usually will separate the cows and the sheeps because um it’s easier to like deal with them when they’re separate you know here if you like I can take the Sheep off your hands and make a pen for them

Does this look like a nice area to you oh nice you have to place one there here oh okay I thought you were making a corner I’m going to learn German just to scare my friends and family here here I’ll I’ll go I got them I got them I’ll keep

Them you build the same oh we lost a sheep come with me guys we’re getting the sheet back there we go I think Minecraft Bedrock is better for teaching younger people Minecraft but Java is better for older people that’s fair you mean a Shoop yeah we lost a shoe

Here you want me to break some flowers for you I can help out I don’t know how big of an area we’re planning on doing for these shoops and uh for the cows I got you oh you you know how big we’re doing yeah have you done the math do you have

Enough enough uh fences and whatnot nope okay that’s what I figured I can help though I have I’ll craft a whole bunch more fences okay um let’s just craft a whole bunch of fence gates there we go our fences pesto here I have a present for you I have 57 fences um

Your pesto here’s what we should do for now here can you build a fence can you build some fences around these guys pesto around around these guys so that I can go and get more wood for for more fences for you and then I know a way to get out

So you can’t ju so I can’t jump over fences right see how you can’t jump over fences yeah so so here’s here’s the well yeah okay you know you can do that but here I’m gonna teach you a trick so first I’m gonna I’m gonna I’m gonna take

Off these sheep’s clothes if you don’t mind do you mind no no no no sorry I’m shearing them oh my God yeah yeah they’re naked okay so so here can you craft some carpets for me take two wool and craft them into carpets I just threw them over there right there

So if you if you turn that into carpets you can place the carpets on the fences on top of them and then players can jump out but sheep can’t I just slammed a balloon into my keyboard I think it’s funny how some English words are also used in English or German

Words like kaput I barely ever hear the word kaput but that’s fair you said carpet yes dentist what does that mean he gets into jail for seven years gotta go now and be social all right see you later James thanks for hanging out oh pesto it’s be it’s

Becoming nighttime hurry up I’m scared Esther let me out of the pen okay what I do I just give it to you no place it on top of one of the place it on top of the fences you’re standing inside of it you have to move further back all like that but on

Top of the fence move further back please there you go now look I can jump out but the animals can’t oh okay do you wanna do you want to go to bed you want to go back to go to bed together what if we slept in the cow pen I’m just kidding

The cows are watching us though you’re a clown in a clown car what is happening now follow Mingo the most popular Roblox Roblox YouTuber stole his house and channel what does that even mean who is that okay I’m gonna eat a baked potato I hope you don’t mind baked potato breakfast you know

No problem I believe that’s what they have at McDonald’s isn’t it it’s called The baked potato breakfast really yeah no it’s called the big breakfast I had that I had that uh yesterday morning it was so delish my mom just was like does anyone want McDonald’s and she texted that at like 7

30. and I was asleep and I was so happy that she just assumed that I would want McDonald’s because if she said if she didn’t give me here wait do you want to make it a weird shape or do I could build out so that it doesn’t have to be a weird shape

And she just assumed that I would want McDonald’s and I was so happy she did that because yeah if she had got McDonald’s and not gotten me anything I would have been so annoyed I just always assumed that Dash wants McDonald’s yeah unless it’s from like one of my viewers

If you guys are gonna like show up at my house with McDonald’s like yes I’ll eat it but no I didn’t want you to show up at my house with McDonald’s you know yeah like yes I will eat McDonald’s but no don’t don’t come to my house with McDonald’s

Take a chill pill whoa Dash and pesto Minecraft hey man the Minecraft sex update isn’t out yet okay next 1.20.1 or 1.21 oh whoa whoa I thought this was a family channel why are we saying that word um we’re talking about sex and gender oh you goob you always thinking so dirty oh

My gosh this is gonna be such a big pen you know pester’s really thinking about the the like well-being of the animals because like she’s making sure the pen is big enough that they have space to wander I always just make it like two blocks like it’s like a tiny little pen

And then there will be like 500 cows crammed into it you know yeah I mean I’m a real farmer no the real Farmers know that the strategy is putting as many cows as physically possible into the smallest area possible for maximum profit okay can I let them out oh shoot I

Forgot anything yeah once once it’s fully done yes my the Minecraft gender update wait can I can I cares about animals they’re free food for real they’re real farmers are slaves well what can I release them yeah do you want me to help no I’m good I’m over here now though I’m

Literally standing next to you no but what what were you doing I was going and getting more uh dirt so that you could have it but you don’t actually need it so oh pesto there are some bad guys over there where the dog oh my what is that

Those guys if we kill see the one with the banner on its head yeah if we kill that guy it’ll start a raid and those are pretty dangerous so let’s not do that for now the Strat is the Strat that I usually use is I burn them alive

Okay I set them on fire until they die but I don’t have any iron so I can’t even make a flint and steel I don’t know if we have any iron anywhere though okay pesto we should really um okay so here’s here’s what I suggest

That we do this is a nice big area I suggest that we fill in this hole and we can build a house over here and then we have an animal pen we can set up some Far some crop farms and then we’ll live right near the village but it will live over here

Okay and then eventually we can murder all the villagers or force them to do our bidding wait I thought make leather no we were just gonna breed the cows oh you can’t craft saddles oh you can’t you can’t craft them you have to get them from different dungeons so they’re kind of rare

Oh boo Rose typos are wild just to race cars must please definitely think before you say things what did Moss say Oh boy what pesto look it’s me Dash um King okay pesto um would you like to start a farm with me oh she’s just riding the horses your pesto pesto look I can I think I can hear pesto look you’re riding the horse whoa pesto where do you want to go

Choose somewhere to go and we’ll go the nether oh that seems like you’re gonna die instantly choose somewhere in the Overworld here do you wanna wait get back get on the get back on the horse we’re gonna go to the Village okay let’s go to the Village okay whoa the horse is working

That’s crazy wow it’s going exactly where pesto wants it to go no way whoa It’s so fast too whoa wait get back on I have one more I get back on okay there we go now you can get off I just didn’t my I’m I’m going through

So many fishing rods Just Fishing you it’s fun though in here okay anyways I repaid You by naming a tool true all right anyways pesto come come with me come with me let’s go past all these sexy villagers and go to our farm but I didn’t say anything what are you

Talking about all right here you see how many of these are fully grown that one’s yeah good good don’t break all of them though okay I know last time you got impatient and you just broke all of them the tihi okay she got bored and is now going in

The water that’s that works I guess oh you know what actually we’re gonna move these to a better location we’re gonna make a farm nearer to the animal pen and we’re also I’m gonna teach you something get that boat that villager is in punishment for cheating on me with you or cheating

I said that wrong for cheating with you on me get out of the boat did I just catch you cheating again no dude they literally never change come with me villager yeah I have to swim like I don’t understand how I you sprint while underwater Oh Tessa do you have any iron

On you by any chance oh I don’t think so I feel like you do but I could be wrong you do I have I didn’t got in good yeah can I can I get an Ingot please of course lover dude oh did I just give it to you all you did

Oh my gosh you have so much jeez man I’ve been like struggling with iron here and you you had 32. come here come here come here come here come hither I need to make a demonstration this is what happens when you cheat on me with villagers

I mean I mean yeah he deserved it you cheated on me with the Villager that’s what’s gonna happen to you too you’re the one who did this what can I kill him no no no but then it’ll it’ll affect our trades so we set them on fire because they

Don’t setting him on fire they’re too stupid to realize that it was me who set him on fire oh I’m sorry I’m sorry look it was nothing I just wanted to talk to him okay that’s what they all say and then I saw you and then I just caught you in

The boat with him again all right sure sure sorry it was nothing again man this is the second time I don’t know if I can let this slide I might have to make my own house all right come with me let’s go farming can we go farm I have so many things

Okay then put some in there let’s go do some farming was that The Bite of 87 finally found a promising seed for a new hardcore let’s go okay go farming wish you luck on your world I can’t believe you still haven’t figured out your girlfriend cheated on you with

Dash com5 dashcon 5 isn’t alive yet man Dash pump 5 comes around when I die no well Dash pump one two and three you should know the dash pum lore come on dashpum one two and three were all turned into pumpkin pies and now I’m the one who hasn’t been turned into a

Pumpkin pie yet all right let’s go okay speaking of pumpkins let’s move these guys let’s build a nice little a nice little farm uh we can make a pumpkin patch if you like and we can also oh sorry but let’s build a nice little farm here should we set by the sunset sure

Sit near the sunset Dash DC Guardian three at I did pesto your eyes are so beautiful and gray your your skin is just the perfect brown and orange color thank you my aren’t my eyes beautiful though look at them they’re they’re nice and blue why don’t we sleep next to each

Other hold on oh sorry I was gonna say why don’t we sleep facing the sun though so that you can see the sunset okay even though it’s already completely done but it’s wait wait wait wait why can’t I put this down oh my God oh my gosh you’re so bad

I don’t think you I don’t think you understand oh I I just picked it up I don’t think you understand the concept of the fact that you have to you can’t there can’t be blocks inside of whatever head to toe sleeping Arrangement you can’t be you can’t be in you can’t place

A block in blocks so look look when I place a bed okay it’s beds are directional right so see how I’m facing this direction so if I place a bet it’s gonna face this direction if I face this direction and place a bet it faces that then same

Thing all the way around right so bad please no just took time no I’m demonstrating I’m demonstrating ah hey don’t hit me okay wait so if there’s a bed here right I’m gonna kill you I’m gonna take that bed back for myself don’t make me do it give me that bet I’m

Demonstrating look at my head it’s like I’m demonstrating give me the bed back thank you okay so if there’s a bed right here and I’m going here and trying to place a bed there in this block right here you see why it wouldn’t work no I know that it’s

Like no you literally have done that every single time you’ve been trying to yes dog I’ve literally been looking or if you try and place the bed here while you are standing inside of the block you can’t place it because you can’t place a block inside of yourself wait let me try

Let me try let me try all right see okay I’m facing this way you’re facing there you go you were facing the bed why does why next to you like why because you’re because because the block that you’re facing see how see how the bed is two blocks long

Uh-huh the block that you are looking at it places the bottom half of the bed in in that block so you were facing this block this block that I’m standing on here and placing the bed which places it like this face the bed at this block and then it

Will place it correctly here try I turned on my hitboxes so I can see where you’re aiming to there you go look you did it good job yay yay yay I’m just kidding sorry imagine if she had just died she was just on like on like a heart already and

I just killed her for real I was just trying to be excited for you okay Rose admitting to crimes and chat that’s crazy we live in a society that’s so true okay pesto are you ready are you ready to do some farming well farming farmersonly.com Farmers Insurance no no farmersonly.com is a farmer’s

Dating website I know that because in like when I was like oh wait here can you take this dirt we’re gonna we’re gonna build over this hole you see this like crater that looks like a meteor struck in here we’re gonna cover it because isn’t it a little ugly

Yeah or actually you know what could be cool what if we built the farm down here oh nice she’s doing it good job good work I know I actually think it would be very nice looking if we built the farm in this little ditch don’t you agree here I’ll help There we go all right here then hop out we’re gonna just fix up this crater a little bit here I made you a little staircase fix up this crater and then we’ll build it in here this would be so this is actually a very neat place to do it in

Oh there’s a bat in there pesto a bat yeah they’re not mean they’re just neutral no they don’t do anything they’re literally they just exist okay here can you help me fix up this area just like Place some blocks cover did you say I’m good

No I said I need dirt I gave you some here can you place in these remaining blocks imagine I just said I’m good I thought you did I’m back welcome back I mean his browsing history might dachshund what’s happening foreign knows that website oh sorry I forgot to

Explain why oh wait pesto pesto pesto where why are you like digging why are you burying yourself I just meant fill in this little hole here the reason I know that is because when I was very young like in like in like fifth grade or something this uh my friend’s sister

As a joke made me uh she was she was like a couple years older but I was like really close friends with this kid so his sister for my birthday made me a made me a birthday card and it was just my picture the picture of my face poorly

Photoshopped onto a oh no wait I know that because I think of just memes it was my face poorly photoshopped onto a christianmingle.com advertisement um I don’t I think the reason I know Farmers Only though is just because that’s like a meme it’s like a meme

Website it’s the same way that I think I I heard of um there’s like a a freaking uh boating dating site it’s like a sh like uh what’s it called I don’t remember there’s like a dating site specifically for people that are into boats so interesting I’m just joking around

One more time and I’m gonna time you up I don’t even know what’s happening he’s actually psychotic the things Dash is saying are really wrong if you don’t watch the stream yeah okay pesto here’s what we need to do okay so listen up okay are you listening are

You listening all right yes sir so yes sir all right so plants what do plants need to grow water and yes Yes except Minecraft only cares about Water and Light in general it doesn’t have to be sunlight it can be like Torchlight but since we’re building

These above ground uh or without like a ceiling over them it’ll be fine okay so in Minecraft I’m gonna demonstrate so here’s a hoe this is a hoe that I’m holding right now in my head oh whoa whoa you make this joke every time pesto all right Pastor do you have a water

Bucket you do right no you did what did you do with your water bucket oh you always say no to things even though I know you have pesto can you come up here with me come up here all right pesto I’m going to teach you about something called an infinite water

Source unlike in real life there is infinite water in Minecraft so here’s how we do it you build a 4×4 I’m gonna put my water in this corner you see this corner that I just that I’m standing in now can you put your water in this corner right there

Right here put it there yes now see how the water stopped flowing now if you bucket the water it will just replenish itself it’s just infinite now so we’re gonna use this to farm so so um in Minecraft crops need water of course and the way that they need water

Um if you try to if you try to hoe land and like put crops on them you’ll see in a second that the crops are gonna die if I just like do this right if I like make a little spot the land you see how this piece of land

That I that I uh it’s called tilling it it like it broke oh actually sorry the the crops don’t break this grab this dirt block here yeah the crops don’t actually break what they do though is they um they just take way longer to grow if you don’t give them any water

So what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna give them water so we’re gonna put a water in this hole right and now you’ll see in a second that some of this see this dirt it just got darker that means it has water so the way that

This works is within a four block radius of this or a four block square around this around this uh water like so all of this can be saturated by that one single water but further away we need you need water so here’s what I propose that we do

I propose oh my hoe broke okay I’m gonna make I’m gonna make both of us an iron hoe if you don’t mind so see how that’s all becoming saturated so what I propose that I think would look nice is we hide the waters we hide

The water sources in the walls so can I demonstrate what I mean by that may I can’t pick it up oh okay bro never said that can’t believe Dash said XXX now I did Dash proposed when’s the wedding I did not propose she wants me to I don’t know

The wedding is whenever you propose to me or whenever you propose to me and then set the date okay guys I’m a hero I’m switching gender roles okay all right pester so I think that we should put the water in the walls okay I’m living in your walls

Um we should put them in the wall so here’s what I think we should do so we’re gonna place the water like this right and then we’re gonna cover it with a block so that you won’t even you’ll barely even be able to tell that there’s water there but it will still saturate

The ground and now we can hoe the land around here what okay yeah it will look nice so so grab some water and do that around the edge do that every few blocks just so that we have plenty of water around I’m gonna do that as well

And we will just make we’ll make this whole area a nice little farm and we can just uh usually I would split up the I would split up the crops but I don’t you know we can do whatever if you don’t think they need to be uh

Segregated then we can avoid that you know usually it is a little easier to like Farm to like do farming when you just like have everything in the right place you know have you been putting water into the holes that you’ve been doing I mean this corner yeah oh no that’s dirt

Honey have you need to be putting water I know okay you have water though I haven’t seen you go back and get water in a hot minute also we should sleep because there are some meanies around pesto do you want to come sleep pesto I’m scared

Pesto come come sleep with me please I’m scared okay I’m going to do this correctly yeah you clearly said quote I propose oh yeah you’re right good work everyone clap and chat for pesto Dino imagine Enderman Farm if Enderman dropped diamonds that’s that would be crazy Hester do you see that that

Creeper over there yeah I’m gonna kill it oh there are several creepers all right you hand do you can you handle that one probably not I’ll be there with you just in case no I don’t know there’s a creeper coming up behind you pesto can you handle this one

Oh Pastor Shield use your Shield pesto pesto you have to use your shield and you have to attack them and you have to do something other than stand there I’m because I actually had my bed you what it only had my bed in my hand

Where okay do you have wait how low on health are you I have I only have one and a half missing heart okay then then try to kill that guy turn around you have to run a gusto no exactly turn around and run no it exploded you didn’t

Kill it you have to you have to like punch it or you have to hit it once and then like move away from it they only explode when you’re nearby so you hit it and then you move away from it and then you hit it again

Damn also we’re gonna fill in this hole because it looks ugly so I don’t know would you mind uh here I’m gonna give you some dirt and can you fill in this hole here’s some dirt thank you it fell what do you mean Dash it didn’t explode it died by her Thorns

Armor oh yeah you right hi YouTube how’s it going I’m not reporting right yeah that whole thank you for the subscription shining I’ve returned again how’s the world going good she has almost died like 10 times but still pretty solid hey I’m still oh dang did this creeper did

This creeper explode oh a creeper did explode down here oh yeah I forgot it did that happened like five seconds ago too pesto may I give you a actually you know what you have dirt right I’ll just give you some dirt and you fill in that you fix that and I’m

Gonna take some dirt and give you more pesto is the greatest is the greatest thing Farmland ditch yeah I think it it was naturally generated so honestly we I was just like it kind of looks cool I think at least I think it looks neat is is this your Ranch yeah we’re gonna

Make we’re gonna have a lovely Ranch and a lovely life together you know right pesto yeah yeah where’s the infinite water source it’s on the other side oh dang she really called it by its like proper name and everything let’s go pesto yeah good work I’m I’m a Minecrafter you’re a Minecraft Legend

Okay so I’m gonna go ahead and till up a few more of this let me put some more water like over here or something can you put a water like right here pesto you see where I am oh okay you know what you put it there that’s fine it’s no big deal

Ah pesto also one thing you want to try not to land on the crops because if you do land on the crops then it it like here look watch this watch this if I land on one of the soil that’s tilled like if you jump onto it it will until it

So what we can do let’s make ourselves like a little staircase to get up and down here I’ll make us I’ll make us one honestly I could make one on like every side so that no matter what you will not accidentally destroy the soil this four blocks out yeah this should be fine

All right pesto would you mind do you have any wood or would you mind going getting some wood some wood yay thank you get me some wood I’m gonna make a nice little staircase for us Bam and Bam can you give me give your old hardcore world downloads no only 10 views uh you know what rhymes with ranch Branch my opinion on the boys what pesto I was just gonna say that I actually don’t know what does rhyme with ranch branch oh Trench

That’s not even a word but so actually trench is a word now because I said it is Ram Ranch Dash is not live chat no I am live chat I see your messages it dot what did piglet in World War One look like your current hardcore world is World War II piglens true I just didn’t read those messages because I only read some of them

That look interesting to me Esther do you want these flowers I got them for you what a man here pesto I’ll I’ll put them I’ll put them over here what the frick happened to my gravel dude I had gravel also why were there carrots sitting over

There pester do you throw carrots on the ground no you sure there were carrots sitting over there on the ground and they just despawned before my very eyes what maybe they were bunnies I don’t bunnies don’t actually like they use carrots to like breed and stuff but

They don’t get them but that’s okay I trust that you did not do that I’m afraid your viewers Are Gonna Roll the tapes and then I might have actually you know yeah that’s fair Um when did we start this world like one week ago right what was the date that we started this world on oh I don’t know let me check let me check last Saturday was the 17th June 17th because we’re on the same server does it

Play the same pesto I got I I did your flowers pesto thank you I bet your girlfriend is a girl that’s so true I got you flowers look come over here I don’t know where you are what did you say nice I had a question what’s your question

Because we’re on the same Server doesn’t play the same music I don’t have Minecraft music enabled okay I have no idea if it does as well that’s a valid question so I have an important question for you did you leave this tree floating no are you sure about that

Like what do you mean close like do you see how there are still wood in there that means that the leaves aren’t going to Decay and it’s gonna sit there forever would you mind helping me destroy this so what do you like what do you mean floating you see how this tree

Is not connected to the ground anymore not like like I’m definitely not um here just come up here it’s okay that’s strike one if you get this isn’t baseball though if you get any more strikes on leaving trees floating I definitely did not I might definitely

Not when you when you asked if I left this tree floating uh the answer is no I did not leave it and we’re gonna pretend that I’m not fixing it right now okay no the the leaves will decay sorry I spleefed you the leaves will decay The leaves will Decay don’t worry don’t worry Chris I don’t know if if you were but don’t mind trees with the pick yeah you mind them with an ax but I have no idea were you mining them with a pick I might dude how did how did charuce like guess

That pester look here are your flowers come over here pesto wait actually wait turn around turn around turn around turn around not yet not yet not yet oh my gosh is he planning something special mm-hmm it’s very special okay come over here pesto pesto come over here come over here

Look look at the flowers and look at look at the sign and look at the sign the sign oh you’re shitty I mean sorry guys if you heard me curse I didn’t yeah no one heard it you’re like where are you going what do you mean where am I going why

Why did you not just dig straight up to get out oh I didn’t I didn’t know you you have to shift to get if you shift here here let’s pretend that didn’t happen we’ll try again you have to shift if you shift your name tag disappears there you go

Ah finally rid of that pesky wife of mine you’re still you’re not shifting pesto ah zombie she’s come back to life and she’s out for Revenge yeah oh she’s got the sword and everything please no pesto please no can she hit me though is the question

Would you like to sleep together truce it was just a meme I was miles or uh I was not I was not uh I was not planning to kill her I was just planning I was just predicting her death and preemptively building a a grave anyways hey I think it’s smart it’s saving

Saving me time in the long run if are you tearing down my grave leave it for someone else just get rid of the sign here maybe maybe we need here how do you type it or write something on it oh wait um thing there was still fireworks doing

There we go okay here I it’s it’s the sign is different now you see that Pastor do you see the sign it’s different now rip carrot that despawn yeah for real POS is uh do you know what POS means no piece of uh Sherman piece of Sherman yeah piece of Sherman

Okay pesto would you like to do some farming with me oh wait you have wood now right you have wood now right can I have some um okay fine I see how it is we I I guess we won’t have a staircase then wait let me get the big I have oh

Logs though they’re not like well you can craft them into planks so do you want me to crack them into play I would like you to craft some of them into stairs ideally stairs yes yes please it’s upstairs yes please Cobblestone stairs will this break them no okay perfect no

No wooden stairs that’s why I had you collect the wood for wooden stairs oh there’s it spiders oh I forgot yeah they’re they’re not mean during the day this is such a nice crater I like it it’s very pretty I think as far as craters go like it’s not it’s

Not too much of an eyesore and we’re turning it into a functional part of the world so see you later Mossy I don’t got that type of power plus I wouldn’t ban someone for that I don’t even know what that means I wouldn’t uh it’s a nice crater I agree thank you I

Made it myself well actually no I didn’t it was just here so did assist in the creation of this crater it hey pistol speaking of creators would you like to come down here and help me uh plant some stuff in this crater wait wait wait

Oh you took a little too long and I finished well well don’t worry keep the stairs we’ll use them for something later I’m sure wait what here no no Give me the give me the stairs give me the stairs give me the stairs give me the stairs

Or actually not yet not yet give me the stairs in a second how many stairs did you craft um like a hundred and something did you actually grab that hundred stairs okay well I you said a lot I needed like 20. can I have them though

I I need them I I need I need like eight stairs but that’s that’s good thank you here would you like to help me place down these stairs or yes please look we’re gonna Place some stairs going up this way there we go perfect thank you

So now we have a nice little a nice little crater here and you can run down the stairs and it shouldn’t break it won’t break the the stuff oh it sometimes will break the stuff but not all the time oh you know what here actually can you help me do this

We’re going to adjust this slightly we’re gonna move these stairs back by one block okay do you have any more wood by any chance or did you craft it all into stairs okay can I have those 14 plank space or would you like to do the honors of making some into slabs

No you can make them into slab what’s up Joshua Place how’s it going welcome to stream can I have them please thank you you can hit control and Q or it might be command Q for you to drop all of them at once button oh okay bye no thank you

I guess I have to quit oh interesting okay did it quit the like the whole Minecraft yep oh maybe it’s control Q for you then I’ll just keep playing without you don’t worry I’ll be chilling here just kidding I need your stairs actually so I can’t

Okay so all right let me invite you stay yeah it must be it must be control Q then because o is Sprint control for you or is it command Brent is control oh then it’s also control I’m back shut up sharers hello I missed you so much

I was literally crying while you weren’t here oh it’s okay babe and I didn’t I definitely didn’t spend that time setting up an elaborate trap that will kill you why would you do that like you’re supposed to be my boyfriend I literally didn’t I I literally told you I

Definitely didn’t and I did not here so here’s what we’re gonna do pesto we’re going to add slabs here so that you can run down it and then you’ll definitely not accidentally break this stuff I’m pretty sure because now we have this extra block at the end

Yeah it’s working so can you can you uh help me though can you place a stair right there okay and would you mind uh we’re going to just place a stair there and then would you mind helping me break the stairs the other ones not this set of stairs

But see the other stairs we’re gonna break them and move them one block further backwards so go to the go to like the set of stairs opposite to me and can you break them and then move them one block further back wait why are you smart hello

Trying to search my computer okay oh okay I was like why is she just standing there so do you see how do you see how I just I broke this set of stairs I put slabs right here and then I moved the stairs one block further back

Would you mind helping me do that so there are two more sets of stairs two more sets of stairs so we can each do one oh wow nice parkour okay you got you get this one right or do you want this one so break the set of stairs and then move

It one block further back yes break the stairs and move them one block further back all of the stairs yes all of the stairs cool do you have an ax I don’t have an ax I don’t have an ax thought you had an ax I have a hole okay

Here I have an ax here borrow my ax I know I am not supposed to mine it with a pickaxe but whatever I used F5 for what all right and pesto what are you doing I didn’t I dropped you the ax I didn’t have any storage okay

I was like why did you why is she out there now foreign gave me a new perspective and I was able to see a hidden Hopper I wouldn’t have seen oh cool I’m replacing these with slabs and now we’re gonna break these blocks nope and then we’re gonna place the stairs one

Block further like we’re gonna place the stairs here like this like that perfect good job pesto great work all right now let’s plant some wheat wheat is honestly the thing that we need most carrots are nice but I would say wheat and carrots or wheat and actually wheat carrots and potato do you

Like beets are you are you a beet fan I do not like beets all right perfect because beets suck in this game and so I’m not gonna even bother planting them awesome beets are literally useless so all right so here’s what we’re gonna do well beets

Can be used to make red dye and that’s like the only use of them so here I’m gonna give you these carrots and these potatoes and I want you to just plant them in the farm I’m gonna plant a whole bunch of wheat seeds plant them okay yes

No that wasn’t what you were supposed to do I know I I got it just plant them there you go perfect good job okay and then what did you give me oh potato also potatoes yes oh you know what I’m gonna Esther do you want to breed the cows

Uh will you teach me yes but just have you planted everything can you come up here then because it’s becoming nighttime and it’s I’m scared I’m scared of the dark okay where are you baby you should make beetroot become a furnace fuel that would be cool I’m up here behind you

Turn around buy the buy the sheep and cow pit should we go to bed now or yeah sure we can do that all right beer can be used to breed what is beetroot used for breeding what what what does beetroot breed with hi hello good morning good morning oh I was

About to say that okay so come come with me let’s go let’s go over here come over here good parkour all right now let’s now here take this wheat and if you breed oh you do okay well so if you click on a cow and then another

Cow it’ll make them have uh you know fun times uh right click oh see they’re making out whoa whoa this should be a family channel I know would you mind if oh okay never mind I was gonna breathe you can I breed some sheep just so I get the

Achievements I want the achievement do you have two wheat can you give me them I do You give me two weeks thank you perfect all right now oh my God thank you it was gross I know right all right now I got the achievement our kids game okay and now we Slaughter the babies just kidding just kidding just kidding we wait and

You would do that though no we wait I would only do that to villagers cows are too nice we only do uh we wait until the cows become adults and then we kill them oh we need food pesto okay um what else would you like to do oh

Here here here’s another thing we can do here I have bones so bones in Minecraft can be used for bones oh okay so here uh take your bones and just put them into the crafting table or into the crafting thing in your inventory and then you can get bone meal and what

You can do with bone meal is um you can use them on crops and I’ll let you see what that does when you use them on crops did you make bone meal yeah make bone meal that’s pretty much into your own inventory crafting thing you don’t need to go to a crafting table

That’s pretty much the only thing that you can do with bones eat two right is there anything else you can do with bones I got bone meal bones in Minecraft can be used for bones yeah okay you got bone meal all right so come down here and you can use them on crops

And I’ll let you figure out what it does to the crops it makes them explode use it again yeah there you go so it makes the crops grow up really fast as you can see you just have to use it enough times that it fully grows them I would recommend

Oh are you out of them yep I have more don’t worry so you see the crops that are like yellow all of the yellow ones are fully grown so would you harvest them for me and I’ll just supervise from up here I think you jumped and then you broke

One of them but it’s okay now you should have more seeds than you started with so you can you replant the field and just plant plant all of your seeds and then now we have a nice big we have a nice big uh Wheat Farm foreign welcome back aprod how’s it going

Pesto how are you doing in there I’m doing swell yay I’m glad to hear it Did I scare you at all no dang it am I really busy working on my is mine ran out is my sound like is my is my his sound really that unconvincing it’s not a creeper sound can you do it again I didn’t hear it

Do you not hear it oh that’s not really convincing though leave me Pastor you’ve killed us all we’re stuck we’re stuck in here no no we’re chilling pesto I’m getting us out pesto I I got it I’ll handle it don’t worry oh oh pesto there are two Creepers in there

Let’s do a good look go look at them they can’t get you because there’s water but just walk forwards and look at the creepers in there oh absolutely not no thanks besto watch out that’s what I’m trying to get through here that’s what I’m trying to get through here

Oh my goodness this is annoying all right hold on I’m blocking that off okay now move back to there okay all right now come out cool oops why watch out I’m trying to place blocks okay there we go redeem shower I actually need to take a shower still so

He’s stinky yeah for real pesto I don’t know how much longer you want to go for but I’m getting tired so pretty soon we should probably yeah end off the night you got anything else you want to do what else you want to do when how are the babies

Now or no they take about 20 real life minutes to grow And we have to be in the area for them to grow up Dash when will you play Hypixel with her um eventually she’s not good enough at Minecraft right now to handle Hypixel though I’m so good at Minecraft though Hypixel is like PVP pesto pesto ready ready

I’m gonna punch you a few times she’s writing me a message whoa guys she did it yeah e oh wait pesto I wanted to show you a trick earlier today and I forgot and now I I will I’m gonna show you a little trick okay if you don’t mind

Pesto you better hang up that phone call me why I don’t want to I like talking to her oh I forgot that I can edit it okay so I can I edited your sign hehehe I’m frolicking that’s what I’m frolicking come Frolic with me pesto come here come here ow I don’t I’m already low on health and food pesto I want to show you a trick though

Can I show you a trick that’s for you editing my message Presto here take that that’s a flint and steel so you can set things on fire with that right but don’t set me on fire because I’m on half a heart and I’ll die

I reacting no you’re not no I’m on I but still don’t set me on fire I’m coming for you no here let me show you the trick okay the trick is you set a mob on fire and then you kill it and then it Cooks the food

And you don’t have to cook it manually oh way to steal my way to steal my mutton all right I set it at it on fire no you didn’t that was me no that was me I literally didn’t oh no it wasn’t Pastor you want to come with me across this little yeah

Come on stop wait get in weed this is so cute we be we’d be in the boat together my Cape would be going through her head you know all normal girlfriend and boyfriend stuff Did you want that you take them yeah I would like the boat please in case I need to make a quick getaway for mobs and I gotta leave pesto behind I’ll just that is disrespectful pesto can we kill some some sheep I’m kind of hungry I’m kinda hunkies

Yes well I mean you don’t have to but I’m I went up the mountain to the Sheep it are always trying to kill someone burn the forest I’m good actually Esther do you think I can make this jump hold on wait did the Clinton still not

Work you didn’t place it you placed the fire behind the Sheep I do not have water pesto please don’t die I didn’t even need to do that thank you how low were you oh not that low I think it was like three hearts down oh okay thank goodness

I was like I was like she’s gonna die to fire pasta look you have to place it on the Block that the Sheep is standing on so you see this block that I’m punching place it there nope that was not even close get him yeah there you go

Now kill it you can have it Bae kill it with a sword or that works too can I may yeah it’s for you babe thank you thank you we should go to sleep together like a couple Maybe you play your cards right hey I was I wasn’t leaving

No like hey it should be like yes Bae like I would love to sleep with you uh I sleep too much like I told you oh there’s a creeper pesto let’s get him whoa wait wait wait pesto watch out for the creeper hit him and then turn around and run

Okay you almost had it you have to Sprint though not just okay you can also you can also if you sprint forwards and hit it let’s go let’s go wait I’m defeat the skeletons yeah oh all right let’s go are they hard or they’re not

Super hard but I don’t have any food or I don’t have much food but I can I mean I can here here let me give you oh I don’t have much food either all right you got that one I got my I got my one he’s distracted on me but I’m

Gonna let him get accurate on you because it’ll be more fun that way get him get him get him let’s go get him I could sneak attack so easily right now get him pesto oh frick how low are you uh not that long but like come on Pastor you got this

Yeah good work All right there’s a creeper over here there’s a creeper over here pesto watch how it’s done though because I’m gonna make sure you don’t die and we don’t have another hole I missed oh wow that sucked what is that green thing it’s another zombie all right I normally wouldn’t do it that

Way but I feel like that’s easier for you yeah because wow hi who is this this is my girlfriend her name is pesto Dino four hey pesto watch out for that zombie over there can you can you get him oh thank you thank you thank you okay

You really need to get better about not running what oh he was on fire so he set you on fire pesto pesto okay can I can I show you something how low are you on health next three four five Hearts okay can you eat some of that

Let’s keep you from dying too bad just eat it I’m gonna eat a beef yo pesto look who’s using our pool right now Pastor look at look at the guy using our pool man is he allowed to use our pool pester or should I go kill him

Go kill him all right get the frick out of my pool you should ask before there’s a creeper behind you love yeah I see him okay pester look look pasta watch this watch this you can walk up hit him and then just walk backwards and it won’t get you

As long as you hit him fast enough oh okay but it’s I feel like it’s a lot safer if you fully turn around and Sprint the other way I’m just killing this guy with my fist to demonstrate the point got it okay you got it there we go I got him got him

I don’t like the fact that I’m eating rotten flesh that’s kind of gross well let’s go get some not rotten flesh then come with me oh okay no worries oh wait if you have wheat you could make bread do you want some bread I did plant oh I don’t no but if you

Have a wheat you you have you you should have wheat you don’t you planted the seeds yeah do you want to make some bread come with me come up to the crafting table unlike real life you don’t have to bake bread you just have to like take the

Wheat and craft it into bread so come here and go into the crafting table and just you’ll find the crafting recipe for wheat as well yay I prefer bread I mean okay I got it nice oh wait do you have any leftover Wheat by the way no

It’s getting ready how much do you have yeah oh okay swag how much bread did you craft oh okay nice oh you have a lot of weed okay I just want to breed the cows again you can breed cows once every five minutes so I’m gonna breed the cows so that we

Get even more of them and now you’ll see they make Bebe they made baby yo that’s gross no they just kiss okay nothing inappropriate um Um okay so would you like to I don’t know do you have do you think we do you have anything else you want to do tonight I think this is so good together good stopping place uh yes oh wait all right okay let me actually I made some bone marrow

Or bone meal I mean nice to see a couple in game yeah true I Dash and Pastor what’s up T wrath how’s it going do you have anything else you want to get some flowers or are you just planting more you want to finish finish getting the whole crop field covered

Yeah okay that’s that’ll be the final thing we do it will not the crops will not grow while we’re not in the world just so you know yeah we’re not gonna come back next time and they’ll be fully grown like that we have to be we have to be in

The area for the crops to grow as well they don’t just grow no matter where you are in the world Unfortunately I have a bunch more seeds and I can plant some more I don’t know where you are oh you’re over there okay I hope villagers don’t decide to wander over here and and steal our crops that’d be unfortunate all right I got a whole we have like I don’t know we have more

More seeds we need but I got a bunch more so okay how many seeds do you have I have 11. oh nice okay I have I also have 11 now well in a second I’m about to get my 11th there we go I have 12.

I’m such a pro with this game I get seeds so fast you are thank you okay 14 seeds okay and our our little field is done look at that isn’t that beautiful it’s all growing now has to look at this beautiful thing we made today I can’t believe this took the entire

Stream but you know what it’s okay we work slowly yeah yeah we work slow but we’re gonna we’re gonna get better we’ll get faster can you use bone meal sure oh you messed it up how cause you jumped on it you have to like walk down the staircase you just jumped in

What are you making we made a little a little crop Farm here I’ll plant this you can use yeah use your bone meal why can’t I use because it’s fully grown you have to use it on something that isn’t fully grown slow and steady wins the race sometimes

I think there’s a there’s a point of slowness where it stopped winning the race but how do we fix this how do we fix what my damaged thing right there right here this oh it’s it’s just it just takes time the water just has to has to till it

It’ll it’ll happen just wait for it but we can in the meantime I’m so tired so I would like to go to sleep in real life so pesto it’s been a pleasure thank you for joining me on today’s stream wow that was a fist that was like a I’m being dramatic again

All right oh you’ve killed us all again All right pesto thank you for playing Minecraft with me thank you for letting me play with you of course it’s truly an honor every single time yeah all right thanks for watching everyone guys I’ll see you all tomorrow peace out guys see you guys pesto oh yeah there you go