Kory – Pranking a NOOB on ONE BLOCK Until He RAGE Quits!

So my friend derp is about to join this one block world but what he doesn’t know is that we are going to be pranking him until he literally rage quits I have so many pranks at it for him from exploding poop to literally literate in the air so let’s get started

Oh my goodness derp where are we I don’t know [Applause] it’s not even that scary it’s not like we’re in the middle of nowhere thousands of feet above the Earth with nothing but one block holding us together what if actually we’re in a dream and I can walk

On the air Ready Set Go I don’t think it’s a dream I think we’re actually on one block and wait a minute it says break the block below you no no we’re gonna walk away though please please okay okay I won’t I won’t I will though oh my goodness wait the block

Will regenerate oh wait this block is infinite dark and spawns even back keep breaking Corey don’t tell me what to do wait wait why am I breaking it hey hey put the chest down that’s mine no it’s my chest I hope you better put that

Down I don’t want to put the chest down it’s mine or if you promise I can open it okay fine you can open it come on are you serious derp are you serious right now sorry sorry stop the apples it’s gone it’s gone wait actually yes bro oh my

Goodness why would you do that because I’m actually oh Corey what I’ve been watching too much candy toilet I’m one of them now oh my God you’re so weird can you just mind the block below you darp we need to expand our platform so we don’t die we

Don’t have to be so mean all the time I’m not being mean about it I’m just saying we have to oh Piggy stop wait what are we Mr Piggy what should we name you oh let’s name him butt face what face we really want to name our one and only

Friend our only Pig we want to name a butt face yes it would be so perfect look it up he’s about coming Daddy here come here come on baby let him down what are you doing oh fine yeah okay buttface you are now one of us

And you shall help us buy our blogs come on top let’s get abiding when do we get diamonds I don’t really know but I’m gonna get all of the wood that we have right now and kind of expand the block so could you keep uh breaking the block

Please yeah of course and I have a question yeah what’s your question what do we do if we get hungry uh if we get hungry I don’t know I’m sure we’ll get food somehow but oh gosh derp what maybe we already did get our food no you’re

Not hurry butt face move back now move a butt face I’m so sorry but if it comes to it we’re gonna eat your butt first of all second buffets we’re never gonna hurt you you’re my bestest friend give me a kiss don’t listen to a butt face as

Soon as he becomes hungry he is coming after your butt and your face no just keep digging digging I’m digging but here you keep biting let me let me start bridging out a little bit to make our thing bigger okay all right let me go over here and

Derp can’t really hear me anymore so I’m gonna pull the first prank on him in one second I have a very special command that I set up that will start lifting dirt thousands of feet in the air and he can’t stop so once we get the opportunity let’s run it and wait derp

What’s happening here oh I don’t know since it’s upgraded five four three two one and wait what did it upgrade to the place just flowers and trees oh so we can get a bunch of more wood and stuff oh wait I forgot to tell you I got

Something wait what what did you get I got a torch and I got water a water you lost our bucket no um oh my it was pleasant stop stop stop stop do not the butt face come here come here what is wrong with you butt faces our friend I said you

Would never heard it you’re right I’m sorry about a face I bought face is not like you look at look at his sad sad eyes if you hit me with butt face one more time I’m gonna punch in the face my face you’re going to stay up here

Oh my goodness okay just keep breaking the block there though do you have any utensils yeah yeah here’s a few wood and now that we’ve got this set up right here so our head hits the ceiling let’s run the command yeah where are you going bro why are you in

The air I don’t know please I have watermelon on me oh my goodness terrible can you stop how are you even up there oh Grandma hi Grandma wait are you in heaven right now what the yo I think so I’m a Minecraft God yeah yes you should

Not be happy about this you’re gonna die if you fall from there no I’m not because I’m never coming down see you later please come down please doesn’t matter oh yeah oh oh okay well I tried trolling you and placing uh the dirt on the water but I kind of just got

Rid of our water instead it was so [Applause] me and why was I even there what the heck oh my stop crying I honestly have no idea why that happened but uh yeah let’s just keep breaking the block buddy but you know what with speed up this process so much I think I’m gonna make ourselves

Some beautiful beautiful tools so we could buy these blocks even faster what do you think uh sure all right there we go though let me make it ax and I’m also gonna make a pickaxe and you know what I’ll also make a shovel awesome and do you want me to

Make you anything I want a triple cheeseburger with lettuce no onions um I bought some Kool-Aid uh you don’t get any of those you can have that and that though there you go you took it for me I didn’t beat you there you go just pick it up now okay let’s keep breaking

The block and I think our next goal is that we have to keep expanding this base to make it even even bigger and oh it’s a cow let’s name him buffets start but that one’s butt face right there why would we name butt face and butt face both butt face because my face

Look at me now or else I’ll eat you what the hell my face likes me look at the blinking at me hi butt face hi wait why am I call you butt face your name is not buff hey hey stop stop here let’s introduce them but face this is buffets and they’re

Gonna be the basis of friends wait let’s make them kiss okay never mind put the cow down I mean I was joking I was joking okay butt face and butt face you guys just butt face together I guess yes double butt face and you know what here

I got so many dirt blocks out I’m Gonna Keep expanding this base I’m gonna make it absolutely humongous my face move so annoying hey don’t beat me the butt face wait where’s my face am I talking about though whoa look look look it’s buffing hey swipes we’re naming him bought phase two

We have three butt faces bro he’s eating the floor or grass oh my goodness we have three Bud faces now dude I’m so confused who is who at this point my face this is my face and my face this is Butt Face welcome to the family all

Right all right welcome to the butt face family but we need more blocks terms so okay excuse a me can you keep this digging the block I’ve been digging this whole time while you’re over that is not true I’ve been thinking way more than you and actually we can

See who has more blocks so how many blocks does it say I have oh you have 32 blocks that’s a lie that’s not true wait what do I have five hey you’re lying you would definitely have five oh my goodness why are we naming them all butt face

Stuff I seriously did not understand this is butt face buttface this is my face but face this is buffets I’m sorry I just love them so much for my best friends because you know you’re a bully that likes to prank me all the time I’ve never paid you in my life and

I I have never done that ever in my entire life I wish you have you’re a liar oh my God oh my God okay introduce butt face to each other let me uh let me let me go do something real quick my face this is my

Face my face this is my face hey butt face this is butt face oh my goodness why he started introducing them all but that’s gonna be ready for my next prank I secretly saw the ball where I could use my literal poop as weapons so look

If I press right shift then look at that look at that boom in my hands and if I aim at someone I can shoot poop God damn it [Applause] oh my oh my goodness um uh nothing I was so sad look at all so

Sad I’m so sorry guys I know it was the first one oh my goodness I’m so sorry what’s wrong oh sorry I I accidentally pooped oh my goodness oh that smells so bad what are you doing Corey go to the bathroom bro I had so much stuff are you serious

Right now you’re not making our only living place I’ll poop fast okay well here I just have a gift for you here you can you can have that that is so nasty okay okay I’m sorry it was just an accident no it wasn’t you’re a liar yes it wasn’t oh gosh wait derp

The Taco Bell is bad but I also drink a ton of water wait don’t tell me Corey oh Gloria with him no no no okay here you could have my pee there you go that’s again wait that’s that’s so nasty ew oh my gosh okay sorry let’s get let’s get back

To break the block sir we lost all of our stuff because of you what do you want because of me you’re the one who pooped everywhere yeah okay I might have accidentally pooped everywhere but uh you’re the one that bought me the Taco Bell so it’s technically your fault wait

Wait no Corey what what happened to our chicken what happened to my face oh gosh um I did not do that I I have 100 sure I did not do that when Cory watch this have a magic stick are you ready uh okay yeah what is it it’s butt face doubled

No you’re putting that wrong here here we gotta stack him like dominoes like what why can’t buffets go on buffets I told you that oh wait I got it I gotta here place the sheep that look like a butt face butt face and then we gotta put butt face off

My face it’s a triple my face Burger I see four butt faces in front of me wait the other one’s too dad what are you talking about there’s only three no no I see four one of them’s like especially like in like a butt face what where my

Face are you here oh yeah yeah well one day you’ll get it in one day whatever what I want is more butt faces uh okay that’s a little bit of a weird record oh my gosh double oh my goodness how did that even happen

All right go go put him on the butt face Tower yes no more butt faces I’ll freak out and jump off the map yeah this absolutely makes no sense what we really need right now is we need like wood or something so we can expand our Island

Um why aren’t we getting any wood then oh I don’t know but wait oh I have a sapling oh my goodness let me place that over here so it grows into a big nice tree and oh my goodness another butt face bro oh okay bro there’s too many

Butt faces what are you saying darp could you just focus on breaking the block please I am but there’s just so many butt faces it’s overwhelming I love it it actually is a little bit strange I don’t know why there’s so many but uh let’s just keep on digging keep on

Digging we need to expand our base all right okay can we name this one something else yup we’ll name him face butt come on face butt stack them up buddy wait wait no no no where did it go okay well I guess you’re the new butt

Face no I’m not I was talking to the cow not you well he doesn’t like you anyways his name is not my face face oh my goodness wait derp what actually happened to our butt face guys why did they just die wait did you kill

Him no I didn’t kill them but I think it’s a sign that we need to build a home for our animals or is it gonna keep falling down so let me actually make them a bunch of fences and good news look at this our tree has now fully

Grown I have pumpkin seeds what I do with these you can plant them later but right now we gotta focus on the tree end what if we get the Tria name too let’s name the tree but their face no I don’t like that let’s actually name him

Something what if we name him Eduardo Eduardo is a worse name than buttface what do you even say ask anyone watching this video right now what’s a better name Eduardo or buffets uh Eduardo is better for a tree the tree literally looks like an Eduardo bro it whisper to

Me I’m a tree Whisperer okay fine you can name the trees on into animals oh my goodness no we name everything together but I got a bunch more wood which means here let me go ahead and make a few awesome fences okay one and I’m just

Gonna make a bunch of these okay boom there we go I got 15. okay come on uh what was his name again his name is pface and this is p phase two they’re best friends wait what we got another animal let me see oh okay well at least

The new p face Tower is starting but I am making these guys an awesome awesome home so there you guys go hop in there one and two now you won’t fall off and die like the other butt faces I don’t know how it did though I don’t believe

That they actually died on their own I know you killed them I did not kill them whatsoever right those animals more than you did is that what you’re saying when you shot one of our animals with poop that was an accident and now that you mentioned it there bro Glory

Oh no no no no no that’s so gross I’m done I’m done chill chill I’m done okay well now that we got those guys I’m gonna start making us some new tools as well since you know you did lose all of our other tools by killing me so here

Take that wooden shovel and uh take that with an ax and that should be good enough and over here look at this our trays are starting to break down and now I have a bunch place so we can get infinite wood glitch now oh my goodness this is phenomenal I

Have four saplings right now I don’t know what any of that means I want more butt faces No P faces oh my goodness uh okay I have a bird sapling oh okay thank you give me that give me that do you have a do you have any dirt for me that

I because I kind of need it right here look no this is poop this is poop oh fine take it take it okay thank you very much awesome awesome chicken meat [Applause] that’s how you have this leather no I did not was you no it was that derp it

Was most definitely I literally saw you kill them what was that I’m so biscuit I tame myself it’s kind of like uh oh I’m a vampire for some reason I can believe that and wait what what is this nothing dirt what did you get I didn’t get some love okay wait you

Can place those just like that we gotta space them out so they all have room to grow dog because we do and oh my kid this way I wonder what the next one’s gonna be please be a five-star dinner from Taco Bell uh Taco Bell is literally like three stars bro

Like did you not see me pooping no it’s five stars anyone loves Taco Bell okay well that’s what I said too until a little hurricane came out of my butt but uh wait oh we have coffee it’s at you we gotta make a pickaxe this is a

Concrete no it’s not concrete here let me make a pickaxe what is it it’s Stone I mean Mike Stone oh my goodness they’re up here let me make a pickaxe too so you can actually make yourself useful I am useful okay well can you give me a piece

Of wood so I can make you more useful there you go all right thank you very much now let me just make you a quick pickaxe and boom there you go never used before totally didn’t give you my old one hey everyone anyways nope nope nope I’m calling it burps Palace Are you

Seriously building out of oak logs instead of turning those into playing start we need the blocks this is my humble abode oh my goodness okay fine you know what I find this one block is mine then you can’t share it wait what you moved out bro so it’s mine now

Oh my goodness it literally hurts my soul to see you build like this what do you mean everything okay yeah yeah keep working on your house derp keep keep going at that fine I’ll break it oh wait oh I’m losing it no no keep working at your house there

Don’t come over here I totally didn’t get iron blocks well what do you have I I don’t have anything I totally don’t have iron over here or red butt face here you go that’s a very special thing about red butt face that it’s a secret that I’ve kept from everyone

All right all right you want me to show you something cool yeah okay okay okay okay okay hold up hold up you see this what is this that is that poop this is a ball oh it’s a ball that’s what I said okay watch this check this out ready

Strawberry milk no it’s not strawberry milk derp it’s mushroom stew and he can make it oh my goodness this looks so good all right bro you’re not a singer here you gotta do it like this yeah yeah yeah so good so crazy please what you don’t like my

Bro yeah yeah oh my gosh that’s hurting my ears please stop it hold up check this out check this out no look look at me look at me ready oh yeah yeah okay that’s right no okay stop please please are burning my eyes oh yeah and why are these guys growing are these

Just like not like spaced out enough or something but okay whatever I thought you knew it all right just keep working out breaking the block and I think it’s time for our next prank before we start the one block I see we gave myself two overpowered weapons and it’s called the

Air stick and a range flame stick and these look like normal sticks but look I can use this one to literally shoot fire and this one will send anything up three thousand feet in the air and I’m gonna use it on dirt without them knowing okay

I mean actually I don’t want to lose this stuff so uh wait darm could you put all your stuff in the chest by the way you know just so we don’t lose everything every time we die oh sure okay I did it okay you did it all right

All right just keep mine in the block that’s all I wanted to ask you I just put away my stuff to mine the blocks oh my goodness yeah yeah sorry about that buddy sorry I didn’t mean to do that water help me help me how did you even catch on fire

Get away from the people from this play again uh darp why does it say I died fighting to you uh maybe it’s uh maybe it’s a glitch I’m not playing games with you why did I die of you oh my goodness derp I know the answer what is it wait you

Actually told me to answer yourself you’re a vampires you I think you’re right oh I think I’m turning it what I’m not hurting I guess what the heck was that I could speak vampire you know oh my goodness okay fine whatever whatever can you just go away wait what I was falling

That is overpowered you killed me again wait wait what do you mean what’s overpowers nothing nothing’s overpowered wait how did you just kill me look at me no don’t think nothing that thing is overpowered you will do what I say turn around no oh it doesn’t work I’m not a vampire I’m

Killing all the animals can you stop dying in front of the animals like what are you doing bro okay stop killing me it literally says I died from fat ugly Corey get up yo yo yo back away back away come back away they don’t get em get em get

Em get em get em you know what if you’re not gonna help me I’ll do this myself never give up never three two one where is it oh no wait I lost it oh wait here it is here it is okay let me do that one more time never what

I got him whoa okay what is that what is that see that’s how that first animal dive what was that what is what this that’s it you’re not coming over here you’re not welcome over here okay it’s literally here I’ll just literally show you what it is there you go there you go

It’s a stick look I can take the mushrooms take one mushroom take two mushrooms okay I take the mushrooms wait what you can take mush what do you mean you can take the mushrooms no you can’t how’d you do that you know because if

The cow likes you or not she or he shall let you take thy mushroom oh my goodness okay whatever let’s just forget about everything that just happened and just keep biting what do you say yeah sure all right let’s keep biting and I wonder when the next face is gonna be but uh

Now that I’m thinking about it we have so many more blocks now let’s keep expanding can I build my house around I’m bored oh you want to build a house I mean one of us does have to get the block so you know what fine fine fine

I’ll let you build a little bit build us a house okay I’m gonna die oh [Applause] oh my goodness you just you just don’t lose to a zombie bro okay zombie go go go away go away there you go I don’t like you like you appear dirt

Um it it’s it’s gone and wait oh it’s actually gone yeah I smell Revenge remember that Corey darb you are freaking me out first you see keep doing this like vampire language and now you’re sniffing me bro like chill out oh my okay derp grab a pig actually just

Keep mining oh my yo I love a big axle here take this wooden rod in you know what I think I have to spread out these saplings more there’s a reason they’re not what you’re doing all you do is talk that is not true I just need to you know

Build this out more here I’ll place a sapling right here and I’ll just keep spreading these out oh my goodness what what is it yeah please stay with me don’t do it it’s not worth it no no please wait relax relax little guy please look you’re literally making the Buddies jump

Off three of them yeah please stop it okay okay Is this your favorite animal so far I need to smell them first can I hold them uh no you can’t hold them because he’s gone oh you’re okay little guy he is my favorite I know you’re gonna kill him come on you’re coming in the house wait

You’re still working on it’s not dark there is so much wood that we can be using right now yeah I don’t care it’s for uh my buddy now oh my yo okay fine fine fine keep working on your house and wait can you actually make one super big

Ultra house that we could all live in I mean I could but why would I want to live with someone who uh you know kills animals kills me pranks me all the time favorite single time I’ve ever prayed you in my life ever well I don’t have

Proof of it but I know that you do it sometimes more buddy anyone no are they jumping off again derp well maybe you should have been a better father to them I didn’t even know them for longer than five seconds what are you saying yeah oh my God that is stupid

What is this variety chest and wait we got season you know what this means that’s wrong for him oh no please help me I don’t want to die again okay I got rid of my eyes on me now you gotta get rid of your zombie okay here let me let

Me help you yeah why did Jesus disappear I killed them oh my goodness okay we actually have to focus on this all right I’m trying no you’re not you’re just messing around like a butt face no you’re cheating somehow you’re not telling me I’m not cheating at all whatsoever don’t know

What you’re talking about but we now have seeds and stuff which means we can start a farm derp oh Cory what it’s a bunch of Spiderman these are spiders not Spiderman oh my God oh god what the hell sorry I just had the best steak ever steak oh what do you

Mean steak um nothing no no no no no no some of our butt faces got killed what do you mean steak no I didn’t mean steak I meant crepe like a crepe with like strawberries and Nutella no no no you said steak and our butt faces went

Missing you will walk away from me okay okay I got hungry I’m sorry we have unlimited mushroom soup why would you do that I don’t know how to get mushroom soup what do you mean you don’t know how to get so make a bullet and click on him you’re

Literally milking him egg oh my goodness fine I forgive you I forgive you but I only forgive you if you make an awesome house for us what are you doing talk to them they need my help how are you gonna talk to this sheep derp that makes no sense because

Everybody never once surgery in my life or pranked you I repeat that I’m stuck in here how do I get out just jump out I can’t jump out of a fence dummy move these guys all right derb it’s your turn to keep breaking the block style I think I’m

Gonna start building us an awesome house like an actual house I’m boring but okay yeah okay uh okay let me uh Corey yeah Corey yeah yeah you know who lives in there right yeah what who my bunny is he okay how are you doing over there he’s absolutely great he’s

Taking a nap oh I want to see no no no no no no no no you get distracted way too easily break your block fine your buddy is doing great absolutely awesome he’s um he’s good because he made his dad no no he does not need data he’s

Kind of dead uh I mean no he doesn’t need that uh did a creeper just blow up yes are you serious if you keep that up then the rest of our animals are gonna end up like a rabbit what happened to Mr rabbit uh no I’m saying he’s gonna he’s got

He’s taking a rest because he’s tired come on okay I don’t have any more pickaxes or anything but you can take what I have so far here oh my goodness okay good good here you want me to make another pickaxe okay and why you do that

I’m gonna go check out my little rabbit bro wait to the chest okay okay technically it’s not my fault that you know hi little guy oh yeah yeah yeah that that’s that’s the rabbit oh my goodness that’s another rabbit that I spotted earlier wait a minute you smell a little bit different and

You taste a little different no no no that’s the same rabbit trust me trust me just oh man I must be overthinking because I haven’t seen him in so long yeah yeah yeah exactly oh gosh oh gosh we can’t have him cash he’s on top of the chicken that’s so cute okay okay

Awesome here here take that pickaxe and keep mining okay this block said oh gosh these are all falling away dirt why did you have to build so much wood I didn’t mean to I’m just a baby you’re not a baby oh yeah explain how I can do this

Explain that because you’re weird and you have no friends that could be a reason but I don’t care I’m a baby oh my goodness okay well guess what I’m gonna make us I’m gonna make us an awesome awesome away from us goodbye don’t worry darb I’ll always be able to protect you but

It is time to build the Quarry house huh I thought we’re both living in it yeah we are but it’s my house because I’m building it that’s not fair why can we name it the Derpy noodle house that sounds like a place where a weirdo would

Live are you a weirdo no but you are in here take all this stuff I don’t know what to do with it there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go oh wait that’s my pickaxe holy you had a lot of stuff here you want a

Duff bag you just gave it to me you want a sub bag oh my goodness okay here you’re gonna have your pickaxe what is an iron ore do we don’t need this do we I did the other thing that breaks the dirt oh my goodness the shovel bro I

Can’t believe you’re still wearing Iron dude we ain’t need that you realize that’s what’s gonna get us diamonds right debatable what do you mean oh my goodness okay okay well whatever just keep breaking it dude you are being so slow right now well I just gave you all

That stuff what do you mean I mean I guess that is true all right I’ll build a roof of the house with this bad boy the roof of this is gonna be made with Cobblestone what do you think derp isn’t that gonna be awesome that’s okay but we could do like pink

Fur or something where do we have pink further do we do we have a paper somewhere so why would you recommend it because I like the color pink first of all instead of of all why do I keep getting this nasty iron Oreo no no no no no stop stop cheers

Okay fine take it okay thank you thank you thank you oh my goodness I can’t believe you always threw that out well we don’t need it and I don’t care just keep building our house okay we definitely do need it and you better stop disrespecting me derp okay I am the

Captain of this island how about you come show me that little girl what did you just call me I called you all ugly baby fart face poop face all right let’s duke it out let’s duke it out you guys you guys are the judge yeah what’s

Up there I’m right here car come on wait okay wait give me one sec I gotta prepare myself uh okay what what turb does it know is that there’s actually one more magic wand that I have that I didn’t show him and it’s called the power stick and whenever I hold it I

Regenerate so I literally take no damage so this is how we’re gonna beat him all right darb let’s go let’s go come on hey you gotta stick no face that’s fine use any weapon you want derp you’re not gonna beat me okay what about this okay yeah come on come on fight me

Fight me come on hippie yeah yeah keep going you’re not dying wait um that room yeah come on hippie hippie yeah what now you’re getting back into a corner loser loser keep doing that keep doing that oh okay my arm hurts you’re not lying what is wrong with you oh you haven’t seen

Anything yet super power falcon my brother hey my father seven days oh my goodness darb you just killed our butt faces but good news start but we built our house look at it this looks absolutely terrible what is this what do you mean it’s our house look we can

Sleep here we can bunk here we can party here oh okay you’re fine either way it’s not that bad there’s it’s really not that bad but we need to make something way better than this uh what do you mean way better derp what else is better than my

House how about we make a farm and grow the most delicious food oh wait that’s actually a great idea darp okay okay okay here let’s make a farm but we need to start planting the dirt out because you know we need dirt to make a fart and

You know what else we need what do we need we need water except the fact oh my goodness all right I’m gonna start building the base of a farm anyways as soon as we get the next water bucket we gotta start using that right away all

Right oh I need a pickaxe I know I need all this stuff to break this off okay okay here you could have this ax and then I I will make you a pickaxe right now hurry don’t yell at me Buddy Bud all right there’s the pickaxe let’s keep on

Mining let’s see what we get come on give me a water bucket please derp is so so silly that I can’t believe he threw out our water bucket I actually died it wasn’t gonna be my fault loser uh you literally placed the water bucket and

Then you like throw away with it oh no water bucket here but keep breaking in you know what I’m gonna start smelting the iron for us spider I hate spiders yeah get out of here buddy okay where is a cobblestone that I had so much Cobblestone earlier

Why do I have so little now because you don’t work hard like I do you do not work hard derp uh you know what here here I actually have proof that I’m a harder worker than you I have a hat look at that where did you get that from uh

From hey it was like my big eyes oh my goodness stop dropping the pickaxe everywhere okay I’m sorry all right let me start smelting this okay irons in let’s just keep biting here dirt back up a little bit don’t step on the actual block oh all you do is go Blaze

Okay you know what fine fine how about while we mine this to pass time what have we sing um sure Are you seriously I didn’t play your fault whatever all right anyways like I was saying to keep the morale up let’s sing okay I’m gonna do a

Little sing-along you follow after me oh fine where my grandma was 91. oh my grandma was 91. we’re party to a soldier where my grandma was one she did one block just for fun CD one block just for fun when my grandma was 92. when my

Grandma has a salty poo that’s not what I said I said when my grandma’s name do it again okay you ready you ready my room was 92. when my Grandma had hairy pooped I died yo yo bro okay be serious okay one more time wait what hold up pause pause pause we

Just got an empty map what do we do with it maybe we can see what else is around us besides just our self syrup maybe there’s other islands and other people okay I’ll go look for them no no no no no no no no no

Not what I’m oh my goodness okay let me open the map and oh my goodness derp we’re literally stuck alone in the middle of nowhere who would have guessed that one smart one oh my yellow but yeah I need my pickaxe back okay here take take your pickaxe there you go and my

Other thing bro I just put him in the chest before you jump off next time any guesses what it’s gonna upgrade to it’s gonna be a Taco Bell that’s not why would it be a Taco Bell it’s not gonna be a Taco Bell but let’s see three two

I always stop three two one and oh my goodness it’s white poop that is snow dirt but we got snow no yo fro yo but this is on because this means we can get snow yay snowball fight yes this is awesome and we can even build a snowman

Here waiter I have a funny thing check this out check this out you ready oh it’s ice look oh okay that’s pretty useless but here check this out dog I got something to show you hurry up be quiet I’m trying to do something okay meat your brand new friend butt face oh

My goodness he’s not Japanese what’s wrong with you well how do you know what language he speaks look at them oh my goodness okay you know what fine fine today is looking cool now what about now oh this is ugly bye bye are you serious right now all right

Dude I can’t believe you just killed butt face oh my yo all right just keep Mining and uh wait uh what are we doing oh yeah we were singing Our Song okay when my grandma was 93. I’m not seeing your song Anymore I don’t care what you

Say no please start just follow along bro please oh my goodness stop doing that but look what we got oh my goodness oh he’s so cute what what though bro not cool you’re gonna be punished what should we do with them adorable just put them in his own little

Area over here okay we don’t have to punish it okay stop trying to kill him derp what’s wrong with you I wasn’t I was lagging okay I thought we got a bunch more blocks I’ve got to keep expanding this eyelid it’s gonna be massive we’re gonna fill up the entire

Map what do you think I don’t really care I just want to get off the island already we can’t get off the island derp this is our new home for permanent I thought this was a vacation home you think we would come here for vacation derp do you think we willingly

Came here for vacation uh yeah it’s like we’re in Cabo or Mexico have you ever been to Cabo backs and this is not what it looks like there’s there’s actual like Earth around us fine I don’t care who’s hurry up hurry up but what do you

Want me I want the best home I want the best farm I want the best animals and I want the best food okay well to do that to make a best farm there you know what we need we need Wata Wata is what we need I don’t have water

Because you lost it I need to pickaxe what is happening to your pickaxes okay just take that one oh my goodness you better stop losing your pickaxes it wasn’t me it was a puppy this is why that girl Sally said she wouldn’t go on a date with you it’s because you’re

Right next to me and she said you smell like fish that is not what happened that’s exactly what happened what the what is this Sarah dude your mom literally came to visit you that’s not my mom what do you mean that looked exactly like her wait

Well have you ever even seen my mom then yeah I just saw her your mom looked like that skeleton weird thing yeah it is being a bully I’m not your mom looks like that bro that’s why you look like you know like yourself I’m joking you better stop okay okay stop [Applause]

Did you just break that with the stone pickaxe in your hand did you just break that with the stone pickaxe in your hand I literally saw you break that with the stone pickaxe in your hand oh my goodness look at these things wait what are these guys they have one of our

Blocks in their mouth they’re days okay you’re okay Mr Foxy no no they’re thieves stay away from the very bad man there are thieves and wait can we can we put them with the dog is this like the jail and what what wait he’s killing them no that’s it I don’t care anymore

Wow we literally could have made him our pet but you killed him instead all right thurb you keep mining on this block and I think I’m gonna give our house a little bit more adjustment because right now it kind of just looks like a cube that we randomly built yeah it’s

Literally so ugly like put some windows there or something please that’s not what I bet I bet that we gotta make it more awesome and by making it more awesome I’m saying we need to make sure that it looks like my house and not yours um Corey what I need a pickaxe are

You being for real right now yes I only have oh wait I have an ass but that’s not gonna break this bruh here’s a pickaxe but look check this out check this out watch Corey Cory house Cory house fine whatever as long as you put the whole entire thing I

Don’t care yeah but you can’t live in it you know that right wait hold on I’m kidding I’m kidding you can live in it but it’s the Corey house for now and that name stays in oh these are super cool here that’s what I want that no

Wait keep it away from the dog we’ll put it in here good no he’s nice it’s a good Fox I’m gonna name him good Fox Mr Brown Jimmy Boom wait really why isn’t he killing the chicken I really thought he would looks like you don’t know it all

There you go I literally told you darp I told you he was gonna kill the chicken and he killed the chicken say goodbye to the gold let go of that gold right now that’s right I don’t want to see those crazy dance moves they’re not cringy bro they’re

Cool no they’re not no one thinks those are cool you’re actually a butt face you’re a poop face okay okay you think I’m a poo face yes I suppose that smells yeah don’t call me up oh wow that is a i that is a lot of

Poop that is way too much poop from one person ew oh my goodness okay whatever whatever just keep breaking it we gotta replant the trees bro why don’t you not tell me all the trees were gone because I don’t know anything about okay well I’m replanting all of these babies let’s get them

Farm wait what we don’t even have a what are you talking about we’re gonna have a farm right uh yeah with what water derp let me know oh my gosh oh my gosh bro can you stop tell your mom and your sister to visit us that’s

Not my mom or my sister that’s your mama’s sister that is not true here take all this stuff here I don’t want any of it okay I mean I’ll take it I guess there you go I’m gonna use this to continue Billy the awesome awesome house

And bone meal I’ll take that I’m hungry like all right actually I’m gonna die I need food all right derp why don’t you just milk the mushroom cows I don’t have a bowl why do you never have everything here you can use my Bowl here there you

Go yeah yeah use that bull derp see what happens okay I’m ready for some cow soup all right go ahead and drink it mushroom stew [Applause] sorry I don’t care are you still a drink out of that after I told you it was my toilet bowl it gives kind of um a zesty

Flavor bro what what did you do I kind of like it oh my goodness there’s a polar bear’s mom I can’t believe you came back in a different form that’s not my mom first mom you kind of put on some weight bro can I pick this thing up oh my gosh

It is so heavy oh my goodness star how are you holding your bomb that thing is massive I don’t know and it’s not my mom uh yeah whatever you say buddy whatever you say just keep biting this awesome awesome stuff and wait we are getting a

Lot of iron actually what can we make with that oh wait a minute if water ever shows up we could use it to make a bucket I don’t think water’s ever gonna show up again that was our only chance but no no no trust me trust me

Okay guys here no no we’re getting rid of These Guys these guys killed a bunch of our stuff hey you have to be so mean I mean did kind of kill all of our bunnies and wait a minute put that chest out right now what it has a water bucket

This is gonna be awesome though look I told you a water bucket would be here and you just you just didn’t believe me why did you not believe me well because we we haven’t seen one in like an hour an hour oh my goodness what are you

Talking about bro let me go ahead and put away our stuff real quick and let me make the form okay I’ve got a whole around this baby yes yes it’s like a lot of them well we did I don’t know where they went though oh my you probably lost them because you

Fell down like a billion times buttface I didn’t mean to you killed me that is not true name a single time I’ve killed you in this video um I’m going to die oh my goodness oh my goodness wait wait I need to make an ax right now I needed

Can’t push him off the side get him to the side get him to the side no kill the ball kill them yes yes behind you don’t worry I got you buddy yes we only got one more oh that came out of nowhere that was so scary why would they come here I almost

Pooped my pants that was terrifying no please don’t poop again okay okay let’s do oh are you serious there I didn’t mean to what do you mean you literally pointed the bow at me and shot me in the face I didn’t know I didn’t know if you’re talking about

Either I know I could shoot I’m gonna be tired to poop poop I have to poop oh my goodness derp you are you are so strange bro and did you take my ass no yes you give me my ex back there you go it’s right here anyways what was it

Doing oh yeah I was planning all the seeds and look I’ve even got pumpkin seeds for us look at my drip I’m so drippy wait a minute I want one of those yeah you can have them only the coolest Kids on the Block have them sorry are

You at oh my gosh bro okay well I’m literally your best friend you won’t even give me one what could you give me for it though um I could give you uh I give you some poop oh no you what are you serious bro yeah the animals are actually my best friends

Look at them they’re so nice hey wait you know what I actually have a plan let me go inside of here hey I installed a secret morph mod so if I go ahead I can change into any of the mobs that I’ve killed so let me turn

Into a piggy real quick oh yeah okay just like that just like that and now let me go up to derp and see if he’ll actually give me I’m literally too fat I can’t get past this door oh dirt by the way we got a pig earlier and he really

Likes um Iron helmets and stuff so if you see him you probably should give him one to be his friend oh my goodness you’re not even in here wow that’s not me I said you’re dead afraid don’t hurt your sister why would you prank me like that uh I did a prank

You the pig pranked you you’re so annoying give me my helmet back now no can’t make me whatever loser what did you call me you’re a l-o-s-e-z-p-cr loser sharp why do we always argue like this bro like I thought we were supposed to be friends okay so our friends don’t take each

Other’s helmets uh I told you that wasn’t me that was the piggy oh my goodness more of these guys get out of here bro oh my gosh Terps cousins get out of there no stop you’re getting stop that’s me that’s me sorry sorry they put a potion on me I didn’t know what’s

Going on I’m loopy right now yeah yeah yeah I’m sure I’m sure that’s what really happened yeah I’m sure you did this immediately kick me because you’re a butthole wait what sorry not sorry wait derp I actually have a present for you because I do kind of feel bad what

Is it take this did you give me a helmet I got you a helmet and now we can match knocking on three one two three Noggin you know what maybe we shouldn’t fight as much but you know I’m only saying that because you’re kind of short wait literally the same exact height that’s

Not line up line up right now oh come on look at this I’m literally taller than you wait how are you telling me look look see I’m dollars no no no listen listen to somebody I’m taller no no buddy listen to me when I say this

Please I am taller uh you just placed blocks Beneath Your Feet actually uh because I’m taller actually oh yeah well guess what that’s Hollow do you want the taller you are the harder you fall oh that makes no sense there I’m pretty sure it’s true I’m pretty sure it’s the

Bigger you are the like the harder you fall so you just got it wrong because if you’re I’m a one foot baby and you’re seven feet tall and we fall off the same exact time who’s gonna get hurt more exactly I’m pretty sure the baby would

Get hurt more than the seven foot tall guy no whatever I don’t care and besides if you were a baby and I was seven feet tall I I probably would just drop kick you or something because you know you’re a baby no because I’ll be the toughest

Baby of all time how bro would you be like mini Hulk or something thing actually I forgot I actually am a baby why do you keep saying you’re a baby because I am your payback is so stupid I literally accidentally looked down oh my goodness are you serious right now

Right now right now that’s what losers get sorry buddy oh my goodness DARPA you’re so annoying how is it my father you fell through the map um because I don’t know it’s just your fault anyways now I have to give myself a pickaxe wait a minute wait a minute hold up [Applause] yes

Okay okay sit sit sit okay yes oh yeah dark you better not even come near me or else he’s gonna bite you in the butt oh why is he growling at me because uh he doesn’t like you obviously goodbye doggy wait what what no no no no here join them

Are you serious darp are are you actually serious right now you wanna kill me oh yo yo yo right now bro are you actually serious right now I’m serious right now are you serious right now oh my gosh bro you know what usually I would give up and just be like I hate

You derp but my favorite streamer told me to Never Back Down never what oh I know this one okay Never Back Down never eat mayonnaise on a Saturday afternoon that’s really not what he said all right okay that’s not important but here take this I’m giving you all my stuff I’m

Know what to do with it it was never back down never give up derp okay I hope whatever no one cares um actually everybody cares because you know that’s very inspirational you probably wouldn’t know though because you don’t watch streamers because you’re not cool yeah I don’t watch a nerd well

I watch this Scooby-Doo yes wow oh my gosh you know what you know what I’m gonna train myself so you can never hit me again myself too business just buy multi Squad what okay no these are these are you actually do squats look look like this I actually do it one

Two three four why is there a waste going through your whole entire body that is so creepy it’s not doing that I’m actually training my glutes right now Rory come here and take this wait what the what is this uh it’s all for you oh my goodness it’s all your stuff

Derp can’t you do anything with this and why do you always make me build because I don’t want to oh my yo yo yo yo I make the peasants do it ah you are so infuriating okay fine fine fine let me use this and I’m gonna keep working on

The house actually let me make this a little bit better you know what we should have bunk beds but your mom’s living in there I mean your sister’s living in there so okay yeah well let’s see how much longer it’s gonna be living in there your sister’s actually probably gonna

Beat you in a fight actually nah let’s see look your sister killed you oh my your sister’s attacking me it literally said slain by Corey so guess what you’re gonna die now no stop stop stopping no you’re a bully I thought of a great idea what we need to make gravestones for all

Of our fallen companions okay this one is gonna be for our companion number one wait what was his name again butt face oh yeah butt face and then we’re gonna make another one for wait what was the other one’s name again my face oh yeah

Okay uh wait what about the third one we also had a third pet that died what was his name again um you won’t believe this but his name is butt face wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa okay I must have a really bad memory

Because what was the fourth one’s name again okay hear me out it was butt face why do we name them so differently it makes it so hard to forget there were six of them we had six butt faces yep and then on the next uh let’s see how

Many are one two three four there’s five of them and their names are pface but they’re alive oh yeah yeah what would you just say nothing you better not have just said one of them could die no no no no no of course not okay okay well our farm is starting to

Look a little bit better our trees are growing what happens if I walk on there don’t you dare jump on them stop stop do not it’s not doing anything oh are you serious right now dark look at me right now oh I knew I was a vampire oh my goodness

This is crazy Corey what does that happen you’re a vampire bro I’m flying what are you doing bro you know what I want some wood go back down there for a second go back down there yeah cause you were just gonna try to kill me no I’m

Not that’s not what I was gonna do actually uh actually I need to go for a little swim because I’m getting really stinky so I’ll be right back bye no Corey please I’m gonna die it’s over everything I dreamed of as a kid I’m gonna die it’s all over why are you

Looking at me like that derp derp back away you are not a you’re not a fan it’s working isn’t it you’re not a vampire little bro you’re so weird explain this I could suck the blood out of these cows no you can’t oh yeah watch me what are

You doing it’s not working I don’t know I need help oh my goodness okay how do I get out of here here let me help you let me just pee on you real quick feels so bad oh my goodness sorry the Taco Bell that I had oh it’s really so

Bad but you know what oh my god dude dude stop okay hey I wanted one of those oh my goodness whatever and you know what derp I feel like right now is a good time to stop we got all of our little animals I mean your sister died and I feel really bad

For that but uh everything else is done okay your mom your mom whatever but we got the gravestones we got everything set up so how about we continue this next time next time yeah I’m Gonna Keep pranking you next I mean I’m Gonna Keep playing with you next time

Um okay fine wait what do you mean you’re gonna break me next time nothing nothing and if you enjoyed make sure to subscribe and click any of the videos on the screen right now if you want to watch more thanks for watching and bye-bye