Kory’s Mom is INSANE! Minecraft’s Most Secure House

Ah such a nice day for a walk and Kai please this time do not poop your pants like last time dude it totally killed the vibe yeah but I’m not making any promises today I really feel gassy oh my y bro that is actually disgusting get

Your Gat away from your Taco Bell man I can’t Taco Bell’s so yummy o chicken oh my yo bro okay well what uh Kai what is this is this your house no it’s not my house my house is way cooler than this but wh what even is this why is this

Here why does it say donut open donut open bro it says do not open do you not know how to read no oh my gosh dude it says do not open unsafe testing okay well I’ve seen too many of these in my days I am not touching this whatsoever I

Just want to enjoy a nice normal day come on Cory can we please touch it no Kai I am not going through this again just follow me let’s continue on our walk okay fine fine anyways what should we do tomorrow I’ve been kind of thinking that um Kai where are you too

Late wait what the yo hey k no bro bro do not what what is that I don’t know I thought it was Gatorade what did it say what are you drinking I just drank something and I’m burning what what did you drink what was the

Name of it it was called the weird stck dad potion the weird Stak dad potion oh no Kai what have you done I don’t know what’s happening I don’t know I don’t know and and uh what the heck why do you look like that hey son it’s me I took

Over your friend’s body oh no dad what the yo dude what are you doing here I’m back here to spank your G Cory what the yell get away from my cheeks my God hey Dad don’t be Su don’t be don’t be Su okay okay what do you want to do today

Cory I came here for one thing and one thing only Cory wait what what is that your mom kicked me out of the house so you’re going to help me build a new home a safe and secure home bro what I do not want to help you build a new home Dad

That’s your fault of course you got kicked out by Mom you either help me or I spank you uh what they yo dad you are not going to come near my cheeks my boy I will beat you up if you don’t help Cory okay okay fine fine fine but in

Exchange you got to unpossess my friend’s body done okay well let’s go ahead and start dude I think I guess the first thing we got to do is get some wood I’m just imagining the wood looking like your face it’s easier to be what

The yo hey yo dad that is not okay to say dude why do you always hit me because you’re not a good boy bro what the heck I am the greatest son of all time yeah yeah yeah remember that girl that came over and you peed your pants

Okay you know what Dad you don’t really have to talk about those stories like that then that’s what made you a bad boy okay Dad Dad you can you can chill out now I don’t really want to you know relive the past hey you remember your third grade teacher uh yeah Miss Kelsey

Yeah remember she told me that you pooped your pants in the middle of class he you I don’t want to hear it I don’t want to hear it stop you better stop it okay okay okay I’m sorry okay okay that that was my fault okay well now that we

Got enough wood Dad we got to start making these tools so you know we can get stone and stuff all right then get to working wait what you’re going to make me make all the tools you’re dang right oh my gosh dad what am I you’re

Servant I’m supposed to be your son why don’t you treat me well what do you think I made you for um I don’t know maybe to have a nice nice loving family that you can play catch with no it’s for when I need pizza rolls you go get them

Oh my gosh this is literally why mom left you she didn’t leave me Cory I told you she she left you Dad she left you okay she did not love you you want me to tell people about the other accident you had uh no no no I don’t know which

Accident you’re referring to but please no okay so she didn’t leave me right um yeah let’s just say she took a Permanent Vacation somewhere else yeah that sounds much better where’d you go what what the yell Daddy get out of my hole all right

F why do you got to make things sound so sus okay I did not mean to make it sound sus and dad are are you literally building up with wood right now what the heck are you doing dude I didn’t have any of the block Cory you didn’t even

Turn it into wooden planks you’re such a noob I don’t know how to do this oh my dude dad you’re such a boomer what is a boomer uh you’re a boomer what does that mean it’s like old people that like kind of suck at everything so you know you’re

Not using bad words are you uh no of course not that but here here take a stone pickaxe I made you this oh son that’s very kind of you oh wait thanks dad does it mean you love me now no oh my gosh are you serious okay well Dad

Come mining with me dude we actually need to go and get some stuff so how about we look for a cave ooh let’s go on an adventure oh my yo dude I can’t believe I’m doing this on my afternoon but we also have to get some food cuz

You know uh we don’t want to die oh so you’re going to be a hunter too yeah look at this chicken isn’t he cute let’s keep this one as a pet a pet what do you want to name it how about it’s dead huh how about it’s dead wait Cory ow ow stop

It and wait Dad Sarah’s mom’s name you know how about we name that one Sarah no no no this one this one’s also food dad what what is your obsession with Sarah dude like I thought you were over Mom or something no I’m I love your mother well

Mom doesn’t love you obviously wait she does she told me herself uh well she she’s lying to you my boy sorry but it’s the truth but uh you know what now that we got all of these chickens we can start cooking them to make ourselves a

Nice meal if we keep killing chickens we can open up our own restaurant what the D I’m not spending my life with you dude what’s wrong with you this is like a one time thing come here Chick-fil-A bro okay move your fat G dude I’m trying to

Get the chicken I’m not fat I just built differently yeah yeah yeah you got the dad bought and everything yeah I get it no I’m jacked you’re not Jack dad this I hit the gym like three times a day uh yeah why do you never hit the gym with

Mom huh I would but she’s got herself a new trainer named Tyrone Tyrone wait is he like the super jacked handsome like 6’5 dude I don’t want to think about it Cory uh yeah yeah even the one that Mom hangs out with all the time even when

She’s not going to the gymm what do you mean nothing nothing thata just thought you should know Cory is this something you’re not telling me no no no of course not of course not but wait a minute dad there’s coal over here on the side of

This mountain top let’s go and grab it so we can make some food easily and wait a minute Dad how big are we trying to make your house uh ginormous ginor why dude why can’t it just be like a dirt Shack or something well think about it

If we make a mansion we can get all the ladies to come over maybe you can keep one what what the that I get girls all the time my dude yeah yeah okay when’s the last time you had a girlfriend Cory um like last week but you know I broke

Up with their cuz she wasn’t cool enough sure what was her name um Sarah that’s your mother’s name okay you I panicked yeah okay well that makes it super sus okay it’s a coincy dad it’s a coinci oh that’s so gross I don’t even want to

Think about it oh my yo well wait there’s iron over here yes we’re going to get rich baby oh look at you making money on your own it’s my money by the way what what do you mean it’s your money what I found my yours is mine no I

Found my iron that’s not how that works yes it is I brought you into this world I can take you out Cory oh my yo dude dad you never even looked after me like afterwards you know after I was born you just left me and Mommy is there a

Problem uh no I actually think it’s better that way yeah exactly you complain one more time I’m kicking your butt oh my yo dude are you serious all right well I got a bunch of iron for us now can I get some dad did you take all

The chicken m I’m bulking up right now yo dad give me some chicken I’m starving dude what’s wrong with you fine I got something you can have what what what did they just throw an egg hey hey take these eggs take these egg wait a baby

Chicken spawn what did you get had a baby chicken uh a spawn out of the eggs son you never told me you had a baby no it it’s not my baby dude what it looks just like you because you’re a chicken bro that is not true whatsoever Dad okay

Can we focus up here we really need to get mining soon all right sorry baby Cory you’re going wait what do you mean I’m going it’s dying did you just kill my baby chicken and now it’s your baby oh my yo are you serious dude well it’s

Okay here I got to sell some Stone swords here take take that it’s right on there okay what do I do with that uh you kill stuff with it obviously it’s a sword dad oh you’re the violent type huh no it’s like for like killing like mobs

And like evil creepers and stuff like that dude you say killing your mom no no mobs m o BS oh yeah that makes more sense I was like why why would you kill your mom I would have to kill you oh my yo dad mom does not love you anymore L

Bro she would Taro now I will kill Tyrone you you probably can’t he’s like way bigger than you dad you’re kind of fat I’m not fat I told you I’m jacked you sa I’m fat one more time you’re going to get a fat lip Okay okay I’m

Sorry fat so Cory if I get to you right now you’re dead and oh my oh Dad the sun’s setting dude we have to get in the mines right now wait okay where do we go oh here we are okay we got to go find a

Hole dude we got to go find a cave it’s right here oh I guess you’re right I guess we could just mine here if you really want to yeah now we need some light cuz it’s going to get really dark in here yeah I guess so here let’s dig

Straight down bro dig straight down dig straight down uh how are we going to get back out uh we’ll figure that out once it comes to it all right as long as you know what you’re doing yeah yeah I’m sure I do and yes even more iron this is

Perfect why are we mining again CU we have to get enough materials like Cobblestone and stone and iron so we could build your house I have no idea what you said but I will agree oh Dad did you really just follow my hole well you told me to follow you yeah yeah but

Not into my hole dude what the heck it’s not big enough why are you making it sus Cory that sounds gross okay I’m not trying to make it sound sus I’m just saying if I’m saying follow me into the hole I mean like you know like just

Follow me closely not closely into the hole oh my y okay you’re so weird all right let’s try to find a cave real quick oh my God you’re lucky your friend’s on here and what the yo dad check it out we hit a ravine baby well

Well well looks like you’re not as dumb as you look oh my yo are you serious dad I look super handsome but check it out there is so much iron here dude we could get like full iron armor we can get iron blocks we could get everything oh God

The last time I heard anything about iron was your mom ironing my clothes yeah well Mom doesn’t iron clothes anymore she my iron Tyrone’s cloth now oh God this Tyrone guy is going to get beaten dude honestly I like Tyrone a lot more than you dad what was that um I

Said I like Ty Road a lot more than you dad because he’s actually nice to me instead you would have to say that to my face Cory ow this is why I don’t like you Dad you’re always hitting me with like a sword or something dude where’d

You go nowhere hey hey Dad hey Dad guess what what oh yeah take that one did you just fart on me uh no I pooped the feather on you I’m going to I’m going to build up what’s that noise what what noise I heard something that goes oh

That’s just a cave noise is dead yeah evil monsters come and eat the fat dads out here oh thankfully none of us are fat dads oh yeah speak for yourself dad you’re you’re kind of um you know like what does that mean Cory you made font

Noises again yeah yeah like I mean like you’re like yeah go ahead and explain that one more time cuz if you get that wrong I’m going to beat your a butt okay so it’s like when like a balloon inflates really really badly and like they just become like super duper fat

That that’s you remember that when you invite a girl to my Mansion I’m not inviting any girls to your house dude dad cuz you don’t get any girls Cory no it’s because why would I invite girls over to your house I would invite it to

My crib I got a much cooler crib than you yeah sure you do what is it got pee pants also you know what Dad I’m the one designing your house so uh maybe you want to be a little bit nicer towards me might as well hurry up and get going

Cory build my house so you’re going to get beaten Dad we’re literally getting the materials we need right now and are you even mining yeah mining your own business or I’ll beat your butt oh my yo dad that was not funny at all what wait a minute dad guess what what you know

What Mom was telling me the other day what did she say she said that a person said you sounded like an owl who no one I don’t get it no no no no listen just somebody said you sound like an owl Dad yeah who get it cuz you’re saying who so you

Sound like the owl oh I hate you yeah it’s a good one right Dad no that was a terrible joke yeah yeah yeah sorry it doesn’t really make sense cuz you look more like an owl than you sound like one what I’m saying you’re shaped like an

Owl my boy hit the gym for once in your life oh my gosh you know what Cory your new name’s Jim cuz I’m coming to hit you what the yell hey Dad that’s USS nope come here no no dad get away from me get away from me yeah you’re lucky I’m

Learning how to do this I don’t even see you dude you’re not even close to me where’d you go uh up your butt o Cory sorry sorry it’s true though oh well well well there you are Cory uh hi pops but wait before you Tred to kill me

Guess what I got ourselves like a stack of iron so we can make some super cool stuff with this oh I’m excited to start building a really cool home maybe your mom will come back uh no Mom has like a mansion Tyrone’s like a billionaire but we’re going to be a zillionaire that’s

Not a real word yes it is huh I seen it where did you see this in the DI diary the dictionary D do you you not know what a dictionary is yeah of course I do it has a book of words oh my gosh that is not how it works okay well you

Know what it’s fine it’s fine it doesn’t even matter here let me go ahead and split these iron into four stacks and then we can start cooking them all at once and it’s at four times the speed isn’t that super duper smart oh look at

You I’m so proud of you for being smart are you actually proud of me dad no really then why would you say that sound like a nerd are you serious dude how do you feel about nerds Cory do you like them uh no nerds are Geeks bro yeah then

Why are you being a geek I’m not being a geek bro knowing how to spell the word dictionary is not being a geek oh look at you being a nerd oh my God I didn’t want to hear anymore from yapping toon Maya yep City dude are you see where did

You even learn these words at this is like new stuff oh my gosh Corey Cory orangs and boring what when did you become a rapper uh secret life of mine in the past oh my gosh you know what Dad I don’t even care about your dad lore

Cuz I’m about to wrap you off oh bring it on sister okay weird Stak dad he’s kind of fat mom left him for another guy his name is Tyrone and he’s much cooler than Dad and he’s like 6’4 he has such nice muscles and Dad just sits in his

Place all day and cries while he poops his pants Tyrone and mom went out the other night actually and got a really nice dinner and they went to a hotel afterwards and I don’t know what happened but they didn’t come back for like another two weeks and then mom came

Back and she said I’m so glad I left dad cuz Dad’s an actual weirdo do you like my rap Dad sorry were you talking uh dad are you crying no dad are you okay no I my stomach hurts oh Dad did I hurt you with my rap

No Dad I’m really sorry that it’s true cuz everything that I said happened oh Cory I swear you’re you’re going to get it boy get get it from what I’m probably going to get a new car from Tyrone yeah okay you you you know what your friend

Odyssey told me all about it wait what what the heck my friend Odyssey who is Odyssey Odyssey these nuts boy what the hey yo sus as heck Dad it’s not sus you suck dude that’s actually super duper sus but I now have like three stacks of

Stone and it looks like all of the iron is almost on cooking Dad so we should be in some good shape for your house okay let’s see H how big are you going to make the house Cory uh pretty big I guess you know cuz you know you’re

Really fat so we got to make it big it’s not fat Cory it’s built big no no you’re pretty fat oh my gosh kid okay but now that I got all the stuff let’s start heading out just give me a second cuz I’m going to make some iron tools for us

Okay take your time okay there we we go I’ll make an iron pickaxe again for me an iron axe uh I’ll make another iron axe dad you want anything yeah you got fries with that what what the bro what I’m asking about these tools you made it

Sound like you worked at a fast food restaurant are you serious bro that is not true at all all right get me whatever I need to help you okay here you can take this iron axe and I’ll also give you an iron pickaxe I guess oh gosh

Check this out Cory what let me asks you a question oh what what’s the question that’s no it’s a joke let me ask ask you a question yo chill with the dad jokes that was lame as heck my boy look I’m trying to be a good father you were

Never a good father we’ve been over this I’m trying but when I have to look at your face it makes me mad why does it make you mad cuz you’re ugly boy hey that is not true I am not ugly I’m beautiful mommy told me so you’re so

Ugly a mirror breaks when you look into it okay well you’re so ugly that mommy left you for Tyrone it’s not true it’s true it’s very true actually all right let’s get out of here okay just follow me dead I’m making like a Stairway upstairs okay uh I lost

You oh my gosh dad just follow the staircase okay fine I found it oh my gosh bro okay come up here come up here man you made this so tiny my big old arms can’t get through wait are you seriously not even able to fit here Dad

Are you this fat I’m so jacked where are you where did you go how did you die oh boy oh my gosh I’m just going to meet you up there okay okay Dad I’m here now where you at oh my back’s hurting on how old I feel with you taking so long what

The how did you get here I’m so better than you oh my gosh you’re not better than me but Dad I think this is a pretty good place to build our house it’s nice and open it looks pretty cool wow look we got a river that way if you pee your

Pants you can blame it you just stepped in the river uh Dad this is a lake not a river what’ you say this is a lake not a river it’s a river okay well it’s it’s a lake actually but let’s start building the house dude okay fine here first we

Got to make like an outer layer so you know got the base of the house so you know let’s make it like a decent Siz big yeah let’s make it huge no we’re not making it huge Dad we we we don’t have enough materials for that or the money

We can make it of all the nature things around us that’s what we’re doing that but you didn’t help at all you didn’t get any blocks for us all you did was just stand there and made me do all the work y huh look I just put this block

Down and now this block down and now this block down oh my gosh dude okay you know what maybe we should actually make this a little bit bigger I think we can afford that oh yeah we need more material why are you slacking yeah Dad could you actually go ahead and chop

Some wood down for us while we wait go you see that giant forest over there go over there okay oh man father sunding bonding time father sunding bonding time what the yo did you just say yeah because today Sunday so it’s father sunding bonding time dude I we’re not

Bonding it’s not even Sunday are you sure yes is I’m sure how long have you been away dad 7 years yeah more like 500 years dude I can’t believe you don’t know that it’s not Sunday couldn’t be 500 years how old are you now um none of

Your business dad I don’t want you know in my age but I’m your father of course I need to know that way if I need to give you a present for your birthday you’ve never gotten me a present for my birthday exactly I need to continue the

Tradition oh my yo dude are you serious well do you have any wood now all right yep I got a lot of wood Cory coming here okay Dad let’s see what you got us dude uh how many planks like maybe like five well here’s all the wood I got you three

Stacks Dad how did you even get this in that short amount of time I punched it yeah but Dad you were gone for like less than 5 minutes this is like at least like 30 minutes of work I scared the wood off the trees oh my gosh I guess

You do got that Dad strength I’m not going to lie I did don’t make me come back forest or I’ll do it again but dude the force isn’t even alive it ain’t scared of you little bro yeah well watch this wh watch what car what did you just

Say what are you doing I’m scaring the birds what you’re not scaring anything L bro yeah and stay out of my Forest what it’s it what are you saying I scared the birds away from my Forest I own the forest that that is not what happened at

All just build more Cory oh my gosh okay I’m trying to right now do I need to get you anything else uh no actually we do need some food we are running out is there any place we can get some food nearby oh I haven’t seen a Taco Bell

Around here in ages wait wait what the yo is that a house over there where look look over there uh yeah no I see it do you need me to go over there Dad it’s a village we could go ask them for some food and stuff and if they don’t give it

To us we will make them give it to us uh yeah you know what I lowkey agree with that one that we can take their stuff that’s what I thought that’s what we always do anyways but you know what I I’m chill with these boys okay so we’re

Not going to do it to them oh so you know them yeah of course they’re my boys okay we’ll see about that go ahead and try hey what’s up jimy what’s up uh yeah uh you know I know I asked you for a favor last time but you know could we

Get some food oh god dad stop standing menacingly behind him give us food now what yo dad chill out bro okay I’m so sorry this is my dad he’s hecka weird give us food now please uh yeah yeah good dad good okay let me talk to him uh

Could you give us any food that he doesn’t have enough food this time what do you mean you don’t got enough food he yimy oh my gosh I I can’t believe I’m watching that you just killed them now we’ll ask another friend if they have food okay okay you know what why don’t

We just take their wheat okay I feel like we shouldn’t be able to kill them oh look a sheep yeah it’s their sheep and actually we should take this as well you know just in case you did it right in front of them Dad they can’t really

Do anything they’re kind of useless look at them walking around yeah actually I don’t even know how they planted these Farms cuz their arms are like taped together yeah they look like hot dogs yeah they lowkey do okay Dad I need to break all of this wheat and like

Potatoes and stuff and just take it okay move hot dog man what hot dog man look how ugly they look these are your friends uh yeah I mean I hang out with them sometime do you guys know about the time Cory Peete his pants in the movie

Theer yo chill why are you exposing me we were watching uh Paw Patrol oh my bro you are so strange dude oh yeah I’m not the one that peed my pants during Paw Patrol didn’t pee my pants sure sure you spilled water yeah just like you told

Mom oh my gosh are you serious well Dad there’s also a chest here and oo some iron and some apples oh man we’re just pillaging this place yeah I know we are we have enough food so now let’s head back and you can continue building okay

You know I feel like I should be getting paid for this or something no you’re not getting paid Cory with what money your money dad I I mean I guess you are kind of broke that doesn’t make sense yeah money just go build or I’ll kick your

Butt like I said I’ll just ask Tyrone for some money later he’s like a gajillionaire Cory quit talking about Tyrone or you’re going to be home alone but Tyrone’s so awesome he’s so much cooler than you okay what does he have that I don’t um let’s see he’s

Absolutely jacked out of his mind bro like when I tell you he’s jacked he’s jacked um let’s see what else he’s Rich you know he has mom you know so that’s a huge upside he actually has a house he doesn’t have his son making one for him

And yeah that’s that’s pretty much it Tyrone sounds like he sucks uh okay that sounds like jealousy to me but it doesn’t matter here Dad I’m putting some chest down so we can go ahead and put like all of our food in here which one

Goes where uh put all of the wheat stuff in here all right I’m putting them all in now okay and Dad how did you get this much wheat uh don’t worry there’s more where that came from Dad how I was literally there with you wait hold up

Who are you talking to there your friend Jimmy wait Jimmy you didn’t threaten him or anything did you don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to Cory oh my gosh dude Jimmy is never going to forgive me no we stole all of his weight but since we have it

Anyways it’s fine yeah let’s just say his refrigerator is now empty oh my yo dude are you serious okay well let’s just keep building the house I’m going to make the walls out of cobblestone so you know nothing can break him down and nothing’s going to break our house down

We’re tough yeah you know uh I’m tough you’re kind of weak say that to my face and we’ll find out I literally just said it to your face that who do you think I said it to your G you said it to my butt what what as SU I knew you were talking

To my gat bro that is ultra weird I don’t know which one’s more weird you talking about my gat or me having a gat what does that even mean that Dad you do not have a gat you ain’t double cheeked up on a Saturday afternoon like that you

Kidding me I have enough Gat to cover the whole week no you do not L bro yes I do oh my gosh if you had enough Gat mom would have never left you bro they made a movie about me what what movie they made a movie it’s called gotcha gotcha

Dude that is not a real movie and uh dad I kind of need some Stone dude I I ran out oh there you go it’s in the chest go grabb it yourself in the what Dad how did you get this much Stone I speak to animals they give them to me no you

Don’t dad what the I thought you weren’t mining in the mine yeah I was and I got all that stone what are you talking about oh my yo okay you know what good job actually I’m proud of you Dad you’re really proud of me son no of course not

Dude if you’re more like Tyrone I’d be proud of you oh my God you really really suck just like Tyrone okay well uh you know who’s cool and loves Tyrone and Mommy well we’ll see about that after this big old house of O Okay well what’s

Her plan to get her back anyways uh I’m going to take her to a fancy dinner and then I’m going to bring her back to this place the big old mansion okay then I’m going to ask her to marry me okay I thought you guys were already married oh

Yeah yeah yeah I’m going to ask her to remarry me wait what do you mean what do you mean remarry you know I’m going to ask her out again you guys got a divorce I didn’t want you to find out this way since when was this since uh 1 two 17 11

Years ago 11 years ago dad what the why did nobody for me of this well you were too young you were like what 12 I’m not telling you my age dad what the heck okay it was a long time ago we’re going to make things right now oh my yo yeah

Sure you are dude if Mom even wants to take you back I don’t know why she would in the first place cuz I’m more Jack than Tyrone cap I hear a cap cap detected 100% cap alert shut up Cory hey hey hey hey don’t talk to me that way oh

Gosh dad there’s a bunch of monsters where look there’s like skeletons and creepers and everything what are they going to do do you see these arms uh they’re probably going to beat you okay you know what Dad why don’t you go fight them go fight them okay then I will all

Right let’s let’s see it Dad hello skilly chickens skilly chickens okay go fight them see what happens come here yeah you think your arrows are going to stop me get over here uh how’s it going dad you you doing okay it’s going well oh that actually

Hurt okay well oh gosh oh no there’s a creeper there dad you died to the skeletons dude you’re a noob D then you go show me something better okay I just killed one Dad I’m fighting them off help me beat them up dude no you’re talking a big game go ahead Cory okay

Well I’m killing all of them dude okay gu everyone attack that everyone attack that here I’m going to make them Aimbot on you no no no no hey hey hey go attack Cory what are you talking about attack that attack that attack you then get out

Of here get out of here another one get him get him dad get him get him get him oh yeah out of here dude just built differently That’s My Boy what the heck dude that that that that was more not a team play I did most of it you didn’t do

All I did like 90% of it whatever I’m going to make food okay it’s fine go make food I’m going to keep it in the house I think we can ignore the monsters for now okay uh we got everything settled the only thing we need now is

Like a door and a roof and then we should make some upgrades to our house this is all I could make here’s a potato potato dad you didn’t even cook them here I’m going to put 55 potatoes in here could you cook them please uh sure

All right you do know how to cook right Dad yeah of course I do okay well I’m going to put a bunch of coal in each of these furnaces so you better make something good okay uh where’s the microwave the mic it’s the furnace is right here furnace what do I look old

What what the what are you talking dad there’s no microwaves in Minecraft are you serious a do fine how do you like your potato cooked no not like of course cooked I’m talking about you want a baked potato potato soup potato fries you can’t make those in in this game I

Can do whatever I want okay but I’ll take a baked potato all right sounds good all right I guess that’s okay okay let me go ahead and add some designs here like that and boom that house is looking absolutely awesome so far yeah you’re doing a good job really thank you

Thank you okay what we need now is a floor and a roof and I think we should work on the floor first cuz it’s kind of easier yeah okay what should we make three layers of a floor no what why do we need to make three layers of one

Floor we we’re doing one what okay what are we going to do floorwise are you going to make a nice Granite you going to make it gold poop poop I’m going to make it out of poop what did you poop yourself again no I I’m kidding that I

Was making a joke dude oh well there’s no knock knock or anything how do I know if it’s a joke uh dad you’re the king of dad jokes you should recognize one at least you know something right okay here go ahead and take the shovel and start

Uh you know breaking all of the dirt okay all right getting rid of all of it no what are you doing Dad you said get rid of dirt no don’t stop stop you’re like I don’t even know what you’re doing you’re like hoing the ground or

Something hey hey hey you don’t tell me what I’m doing okay well if you want the house to look nice it start actually breaking the dirt like a normal person okay fine go gosh dang it Dad how are you so bad at this this I’m look I’m learning okay yeah and you’re learning

Hecka slow dude even nine-year-olds are better than you even when you were nine you were slower than that that is not true okay I was a genius at 9 years old yeah okay uh why are you laughing that it’s I’m speaking facts right now you couldn’t even color inside the lines

Cory yes I could yeah that’s how you failed kindergarten I didn’t fail kindergarten wait what what are you talking dad are you sure you’re talking about me yeah of course Jason J Jason what what did you just say what no nothing wait J who is Jason dad who is

Jason and who is this guy that failed kindergarten he’s no one he’s no one dad be completely honest with me look at me in the eyes they’re pretty ugly have you been raising another another kid maybe oh my dad are you serious look I can’t tell the difference between you two all

Right you’re both as dumb what the Y oh my gosh are you who did you even have a kid with that I thought Mom was the only one you loved she is the only one I love how the heck did you make another kid Legos dad what are you saying you did

Not make a kid out of Legos okay fine I look I don’t know I thought that was you oh my gosh dad can you please stop lying who’s the mother well you know your mother’s mother my what your mama’s mama my grandma yep what about Grandma well

That’s where it came from what are you saying that are you saying that she knew about the pregnancy or something oh she knew all along what does this mean that why are you bringing Grandma into this of course she knew she she’s Grandma she’s also the mother of Jason what you

Had a child with Grandma well you s your mama’s mama got a bigger G what the hell is wrong with you oh no I know you did not go after Mama’s gy yeah I did before you even Bor bro no way no way no way granny had a child with you yep that

Means she’s not only your grandmother she’s also your well in way like a stepmother what the that that is so weird dude what the yo that’s not that weird don’t make it weird it’s super duper weird bro you acting like she double cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon

Or something bro she triple cheeked up on a whole month what the oh no oh no I know you did not just say that my boy oh trust me boy you have a brother oh my gosh dude oh dude this is so strange I’m going to have a long talk with Grandma

Later yeah you don’t think that’s really cool that you have a brother I think no I don’t especially cuz he’s Grandma’s child he he’s pretty much like he’s my mom’s brother so uh yeah yeah I don’t know what that makes it either you birthed mom’s brother oh that sus yeah

Yeah it’s weird right it’s weird wait a minute so I’m oh gosh yeah yeah think about it it’s really strange I don’t I don’t want to think about it well now you should think about your actions oh that’s so gross do you understand they have consequences now don’t ever tell

Your mother about this wait mom doesn’t know no of course she doesn’t know I’m snitching I’m 100% snitching no no no no no no no no I’ll do I’ll get you anything you want what do you mean what like like what well what is it you want

Most uh I want you to be out of my life Tada okay well I guess I don’t have to build this house anymore let’s go wait a minute this is my house get out oh my gosh are you serious dude okay fine I won’t tell mom until later okay good

Yeah I’m definitely telling her tonight what nothing I said I’ll tell her later oh okay oh my God wait no you better not oh my y dude she’s going to freak out oh Cy just take this food what food oh did you get me baked potatoes let’s go there

You go all right let me eat this real quick and what e oh my dad you undercooked them you better not spit that out Cory oh this is wait why does it why does it taste like that what did you cook this in H I didn’t have enough

Uh charcoal so I had to fought in it oh my gosh you farted inside of the potatoes no I farted in the furnace which then cook the potatoes what yo dad that is so sus dude I mean I guess your farts are smelly enough that they create

Like um I don’t know like actual demon Time stuff see it worked no it it’s actually really disgusting but I mean I’ll take the potatoes oh well be grateful grateful for your fart potatoes you don’t sound ungrateful I’ll take them back oh yeah okay you know what

Here take it back take it I have bread anyways when did you get bread you just told me to cook for you from the villagers that you stole everything from oh yeah oh my yo dude do you have like short-term memory loss or something yeah

I do bro are you serious okay well Dad we need more wood you got any more there I put them in the chest for you oh my dad how did you even get this much I have mind Powers okay you know what I’m not even going to ask anymore yeah why

Do you keep asking questions if you don’t know the answer because it’s like these things just come out of nowhere dude well look at me it’s like a Romeo Romeo where are the Romeo what what the heck what are you even speak bro geek alert geek alert you don’t know

Shakespeare geek geek I don’t read absolute nerd I can tell you don’t read cuz you’re so dumb nerd alert nerd alert dad is a nerd mom left him for this reason it’s not why she she didn’t leave Mom left dad because Dad is a nerd geek

Why are you talking like that alert stop it well you’re you are a geek dad and here wait here take some of this wood here you got to start uh you guys start building the roof with me okay all right there we go and we should build like a

Cool like balcony type situation on here so you know everybody can chill and hang out oh wait I forgot you have no friends I have plenty of friends uh like who your own shadow oh c that’s not not funny of course don’t you know uh bralo Ronaldo bralo who is bralo you know

Bralo bralo it sounds like an Italian guy that’s like constipated or something no no no yeah he’s Italian oh okay well what whatever super duper weird I guess not that bad all right well here just keep building this all the way up and leave a little entrance for the stairs

Cuz you know we don’t want to cover that up okay all right here’s that one there we go making this look super duper awesome oh yeah Dad this is a nice crib are you sure you don’t want to live here with me sometime no I you wouldn’t even

Let me live here of course I would once a month really dude no I would not want to live here at all oh with that back talk once a year okay you know what that’s fine I don’t care if it’s once a year you know what you’re not welcome

Okay yeah that that’s exactly what I expected oh look at that it’s just big enough for me to put my jacked arms through you are not jacked more like your fat arms no I’m freaking yolked oh yeah no you’re you’re fat want to say that one more time for me Cory I said

You’re fat my boy get over here boy ow ow okay chill chill chill let’s go ahead and uh here what else do we do now uh I think we got to start making some fences yeah yeah yeah make it a cool balcony a cool balcony okay I’ll try my best so

Let me go ahead and grab some fences real Qui make a Jacuzzi up there a Jacuzzi why why not you don’t think that’d be cool I mean I guess it’s okay oh come on that’d be cool then bringing all the babes over uh what babes are you

Talking about dad you know the Chas around the corner you ain’t got no Chas Dad no girls want you all the ladies want me what do you mean that is ah I I fell all the way what the yo y y oh gosh dad there’s a creeper here he’s about to

Blow up our house oh that’s not a creeper that’s your Uncle Joey this is not Uncle Joey dude what the oh no oh no please don’t blow up the house please don’t blow up the house oh Cory what are you doing I got him I got him I got him

You break this house you’re pain for it I built this house no no no look at me I’m still up here where did you go um I’m I’m building it right now actually uh-huh sure you are I don’t see you that I’m literally building it what is you

Talking about okay where are you okay can you chill out I’m building it right now oh look at that I just made a really cool house okay well there we go 49 fences perfect this should be enough to oh you already did it told you you so I

Got these fences for no reason you want to add more fences no I I guess not not anymore all right see you slow oh my gosh are you serious dude okay well I’m going to add like these stairs outside stairs outside for what uh cuz it looks

Cool look check it out oh you making like a nice roof yeah exactly exactly and you know what here here why don’t you keep making this roof I’m going to start placing the fence is outside and wait what if we make like a farm or

Something W so we can have our own food system exactly my boy we’re going to be super duper rich and we’re going to charge all the villagers to come eat yeah and then we’re going to steal all of their stuff again yeah and then we’re going to kill them what what with

Kindness okay yeah that that sounds better and then with a sword what oh okay dad you got to chill with all this killing stuff dude it’s kind of strange go it’s not that bad it’s pretty strange oh who who’s there going to knows uh everybody is going to know no they won’t

All right now that I dug out the water source pets let’s go ahead and I’m going to make myself a hoe real quick boom boom boom and perfect Cory did you just dig Graves for The Villages uh no this is the farm dad we’ve been over this oh

It’s perfect look you can fit all of them in there we’re not this is not a grave for the villagers oh for a second I was going to be proud of you what what Dad why would we kill the villagers they’re our friends for now uh forever

They’re always going to be our friends Dad we kind of need them no we don’t yes we do says who says me all right fine just this once what do you mean just dad you can’t control it if they’re our friends or not what the yell says who

What what do you mean they’re not going to be our friends oh my yo are you serious dude okay well I’m going ahead and I am making sure the water sources all all good there there we go oh let me dig this part out too actually okay

We’re just almost done with the roof uh-oh dad you’re messing up the roof bro just place it wow it was an accident okay well you kind of suck at Building look I’m new to this okay yeah I know you are and oh gosh Dad I think it’s

About to be night time oh don’t worry no one’s going to see your ugly face no no that’s not why I’m scared it’s cuz the mobs are going to come out and break my farm oh look at what happened last time we beat their butts yeah but you know

You’re you’re getting kind of old I’m getting kind of worried about you okay what about yourself then you’re just as old no I’m I’m not just as old that’s exactly why I’m worried about you oh is Cory scared of the little monsters you know what fine fine fight the monster

See what happens wa you can’t fight them yourself Big Boy uh no I can’t fight them but you know I just rather with not why would I want to fight the mob why not cuz your garden oh no my pretty little garden okay you know what you

Know what fine fine fight the monster fight the monsters okay fine I will yeah yeah yeah you’re not even prepared cuz I heard that something big is coming tonight where did you hear that from uh I just heard it around town Cory what is that you’re not telling me nothing that

Nothing something big is coming around town I I just want to let you know that’s me boys I’m the biggest monster out here okay yeah well I guess we’ll see about that look at me I’m freaking jacked you’re not jacked little bro look at me I’m I’m spider okay okay okay okay

You know what okay let’s get rid of this Cory’s yelling like a little girl are you Ser okay you know what fine Dad how about we go over and we fight the big bad monster right now see if you could even touch him yeah okay instead of you

Ow spider all right let’s go I know exactly where to take you all right bring it on let’s go tough guy okay let me just uh fix my farm up okay I’m ready let’s go okay I hope you got your pretty little shoes on okay well you’re going

To be fighting them not me that’s fine I’ll beat their butts yeah sure you will let’s go let’s go where we going how far is this monster it’s here here it’s here okay okay just just stay here Dad okay he’s just around this corner I got to go

Talk to him real quick okay you better tell him I’m going to beat his butt yeah yeah yeah yeah you definitely are sure you are sure you are here just just give me one second okay all right take your time warn him all right so what I’m

Going to do now is let me just go ahead and place this pumpkin on top of this two blocks right here right here I’m going write Sarah oh gosh dad’s going to think this is Bobby and get so sad okay let’s go yo Dad Dad she’s over here what

The Monster it’s a she she’s over here here oh I’m going to beat her butt then yeah bring it on let’s see Sarah hey there sound like Dad are you sick um no I I’ve just been you know hanging out with Tyrone a lot so my

Voice has changed okay sorry U let me put this weapon away I’m so sorry sweetheart oh no I thought you were going to be my butt I thought you going to be my butt that’s what you said no no no no I never said that that’s what you

Said you said you were going to be my butts are you going to be my butt or what no here here I brought you a flower a I don’t want your stinking flower I wanted you to help me raise a child but you didn’t what are you talking about I

Was just building a house with them yeah yeah yeah sure you were Cory’s my favorite son he told me all about that awesome he gets so many girls he doesn’t get what are you talking about Sarah you know what I don’t even want to see you

Anymore Tyrone is my new B come on Sarah please don’t be like that take me back sweetheart no oh no I ain’t taking anything back yeah yeah yeah look look look Sarah I’ll let you touch my gat please hey what the heck I mean hey what

The heck wait what Cory no no no sorry that was you know I I I was just projecting something it’s it’s something weird in my voice anyways let’s get back to the topic tyo is way cooler than you I’m living with him now no no no no like

I said if you touch my gat you know maybe we can be friends maybe we can marry again what the I’m never going to marry you back again and also I heard from my mom that you had a child with there what no your what are you talking

About goodbye I’m never talking to you again Sarah please oh my y are you crying dead wait what what that’s not Sarah low bro that that’s just a random pumpkin I got what are you talking about it’s she’s right there Cory wa don’t hit your mother I’m saying you cried over nothing

And I was playing Sarah Cory get over here oh no I know you were crying like a little baby boy get over here Cory I’m going to beat your butt no you you a coming to be my butt oh my gosh that’s hilarious I listen to you a Sarah please Sarah

Please oh my gosh you don’t ever tell your mother about that it’s embarrassing I’m telling her everything oh my dad that’s actually hilarious I can’t believe you’re such a big baby like that look okay I love your mother all right yeah yeah obviously but she don’t love

You anymore get over here Cory I’m going to beat your butt hey hey you a hey get away get away get away let me just continue building my cool mansion and then you can get out of here yeah yeah you keep doing that I’m going to start

Placing these uh seeds down there we go I got all the seeds down my boy this looks pretty fire okay we’re going to put that here Dad what are you mumbling to yourself bro stop acting like you know architecture oh of course I do I just built something special wait what

What do you mean something special dad what are you doing wor about what are you doing tend to your garden Cory dad what what are you doing what what am I hearing here why is there why do I see a pumpkin on the roof no there’s not dad

I’m coming up there right now no no no no no no no you’re not welcome to my house what what it’s my house I’m building it for you Cory I’m a troll on the bridge no you just look like a troll you’re not an actual troll I’m going to

Ask you three riddles and you have to answer them correct to go upstairs uh okay three riddles What are they all all right riddle me this what sound does a chicken make a chicken bo bo I told you you was a chicken are you are you serious hey you hit me one more

Time and I’ll beat your butt to the pul oh my gosh I don’t even want to see on the what’s on the roof I’m coming back later I want to work on my f more good you go back to your garden yeah and oh wow the garden is actually coming out

Pretty fire dead I’m not going to lie wait why are you putting the Garden on fire well I’m no I’m saying it’s fire like it’s awesome I don’t understand your kid lingo oh my gosh dad you’re so strange but wait wait I got a dog dad I

Tamed the wall don’t you dare bring that dog into my house no no Dad I’m I’m bringing it back in wait I have two dogs now yes let’s go oh you they poop you’re cleaning okay well they’re my best friends now dad oh my y they’re adorable

Those are the only friends you’re ever going to get that is not true whatsoever dad but they’re awesome can we keep them fine like I said you clean up after their mess let’s go oh yeah doggies come up here you guys could live on the roof

No no no no this is my what are you working on what is this did I say you can come up here wait wait a minute dad are you remaking mom Sarah this is Cory Cory what that Dad oh no way you actually miss her this much of course I

Do she’s my one and true love bro what is wrong with you you made a statue of mom just to make out with her Cory you’re not going to want to see this get out oh what what do you mean what do you mean get outy oh gosh okay I’m going

Downstairs all right Sarah I’m building you something very special what what the what is happening all right all right almost done what what what what is that doing dude then I’m going to fill this up with water Sarah and it’s going to be

A hot tub just you and me a hot tub what is it what is he talking about I love you darling what the hell oh God Hy get the heck out of here oh I’m burning my eyes out that was actually disgusting get off of my roof hey hey doggies

Attack him attack him get him doggies get him I you I can’t hit the dog back H uh yeah get him get him get him no get out of my hot tub that there’s not even water in there bad yeah that that’s kind of what you get oh my gosh this is so

Weird I’m getting rid of mom no no no don’t touch your mother oh well she’s gone now dad and you know what I’ve already fulfilled my promise I built you the house can you please turn back into Kai now fine here I go bye bye bye bye

Dad I’m not going to miss you you’re ruining the spell oh my gosh hurry up all right morphe morphe bye bye bye bring back Cory’s friend Kai Kai Kai what the bro got no bars in yo kai you’re back whoa what happened dude dude you’re back let’s go check it out dude

Uh you kind of turn into like my weird strict dad and then you know we had to build a house for him and stuff what what are you talking when did we get dogs uh nothing but here we we should probably get away from here cuz this is

My dad’s house since he’s going to beat us up your dad was here yeah yeah I know I hate that guy oh yeah no that dude stinks oh my gosh okay well are you okay you good yeah I had such a weird dream about a girl named Sarah yeah ju just

Ignore that let’s just go back on our walk oh yeah dude oh that was so weird and if you guys enjoyed make sure to subscribe and if you want to watch another video click on the and if you you guys enjoyed make sure to subscribe and if you want to watch another video

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