KSI is the funniest minecraft player ever

I want to be superman i’m a ksi join dreams minecraft server if you don’t know ksi he’s a professional youtube rapper and he’s also known for this i then made him speak to bad boy halo yes bad boy halo the man who hates swearing bad boy halo you are being a [ __ ] this

Was gonna be fun also if you’re new to this channel then please subscribe most of you viewers find me annoying so if you’re new to this channel and don’t hate me uh then please subscribe subscribing is totally free and you can always unsubscribe so the first thing i had to do

Was go and meet up with ksi where are you i’m bro i’m in a house it’s got bed is it i see i see like a scenery Don’t speak to me like that where are you as you can see we get along really well i’m gonna go um get a coca-cola can you can stay down there how did you do it hey Hey what the [ __ ] i’m gonna be honest with you pal you’re pretty um how do i put this lightly you’re pretty you’re pretty [ __ ] okay lightly you’re [ __ ] bad come on have you ever okay follow me make that jump um okay i’ll come down here okay well so recently i i

Um i died and everyone um kind of built statues of me around my home oh wow is that you yeah i look good i actually don’t want this on my house wait you don’t want the statue no it’s obnoxious i’m not an obnoxious guy did you get a statue of yourself

Yes you’re so [ __ ] up your own ass ksi oh my god i bet you you know i reckon i could take you wait what take me where no downtown no no no is it in a fight in a fight oh damn are you are you sure about that i’m hench

Look at me okay i [ __ ] reckon you know i spoke to logan i says to him hi logan i’m gonna box ksi soon any advice i wish i could help bro i lost so clearly have no idea then i said yeah so true so i reckon

Logan was useless to me but i still reckon i could beat you you are pretty up your own ass man have you ever i i i definitely am i love my arse what we want to smell my own ass i would have you let have you let the fame of

The diss tracks get to your head oh yeah i say i am a god you didn’t mean it did you that’s what you think i [ __ ] hate you i think you’re a huge huge [ __ ] and i don’t like i think you’re obnoxious so you called me a [ __ ] huh yes and you

Came out of a [ __ ] so does that mean i created you oh tommy you failed i i’m your creator bow down to me that is true surprisingly so um ksi was a bit weird why did you make a song about a lamborghini and did you ever think that you might come across as

A wanker um So i made a song about lamborghini because because i have a small penis so i thought if i made a song about the lambo it would make girls like me more that was did it it kind of worked i have a girlfriend now so i mean i think it’s working how she likes

The stuff besides my small penis she likes the extra stuff the stuff outside my penis yeah yeah in the balls and uh she was so [ __ ] lucky that this isn’t life then we went to meet bad boy halo since i died someone had stole literally just all of my things so we

Needed money uh and bad was our guy headaches no oh what do you mean no it’s now i i’m i’m talking to you can’t just say no drugs are pogba’s my friend ah don’t do drugs kids drugs who are you speaking to oh my god is that you that’s me in heaven i

Came back what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] turn around turn around okay this is the man with the money ksi this is he’s the vet he’s a fed he’s a fan okay this is my friend uh this is my friend ksi all right so so what are we doing why not give me

Money that is not the right approach i’ve got my helper friend with me and we were just um we were wondering if you had any money on you because we’re all um we need we need somebody this is for you and you can have that is this

Is this money it’s a [ __ ] joke could you have up on this server i’m gonna i’m not saying now do you slash game mode creative code do you have a trident can you do that give me give me try them can we try them well that’s the thing

Why are you being such a such an [ __ ] just give him a try and badly he’s that he’s incompetent i just tommy give it to him okay okay please land in water oh well i want to try that again now if you’re in the air you can do it again and

If you do one more [ __ ] time i’m gonna fall out with you if you do it again while you’re in the air you can go even higher no you can’t yo oh my god oh [ __ ] up no no no no no no no no no for some reason the the man

Who hates swearing and ksi we’re getting along i i couldn’t have this mad do you mind i have a little word with ksi can you leave the call as well can you oh yeah sure okay listen pal you [ __ ] idiot we’re trying to make money here listen this guy’s got a house

And he’s in he’s vulnerable i haven’t been on this server for weeks now i’ve been in jail please can you just help me you’re scaring me why are you nodding like that because i’m scared now remember he doesn’t like swearing so i’m going to ask you a question when

We’re with him and this is how we’re going to get some money big money watch this i’ll say that hey look look at that word i said hey no no that says vagina don’t stop saying that that says vagina sorry bill bad bad pound what the [ __ ] and we were just wondering

If this house is potentially for sale or i don’t know why he’s acting like such a [ __ ] [ __ ] man yes i was acting like for lack of a better word a [ __ ] so i decided uh i was gonna go and meet phil filzer was on his own live streaming the entire

Time and he wasn’t having any of this [ __ ] actually come to think of it i think in this new version of like i forgot there’s like an actual legit way to mute people in minecraft servers now thanks for for entertaining me hope you and chat are having a wonderful day

Ph1l although i will just go i’ll go and speak to phil wait phil where’s phil no you don’t get to speak to phil because i was trying to make money with you both oh money okay i want to confront this full character you’re streaming right now

Like every 30 seconds you say a joke that is just not even a joker just blatantly offensive i’ll just apologize to everyone continuously tommy we’ll go and meet phil but if we you have to say sorry every few seconds before you have to go sorry in advance hey phil i’m actually i

Can’t believe you’ve never been around the dream smp but this is where we pray he tried to show me oh no probably i don’t listen pal can you stop blanking on about quackity he’s annoying oh crap he’s great why why is he great he’s he’s funny i’m funny i mean he’s funnier

I just i want to get i want to get to know more about you before i fight because if we’re going to fight i just feel like we should get to know more about each other wait you guys are going to fight yeah because violence is pogba’s it’s what i’m going

To get tattooed on my arm what is pogba’s it stands for uh people of georgia no he doesn’t you do you two are weirdly getting along like i thought you two were gonna be at each other’s throats it’s cause you haven’t sworn yet i i don’t know how to swear you could

Swell around me you won’t get scared you’ve been holding yourself back no it’s okay and what the [ __ ] is wrong banquet what what what tommy what’s up with your language no no no no no no no no you do not join him what will this what viewers think if you’re not swearing ksi

Wasn’t swearing at all and unlike most of you i was pretty confused bad man why you’re kind of following us around bad you told me well yeah because i thought we’d make money and i thought you two would disagree on anything but you you’re the best of for

Ksi have you are you becoming a family-friendly channel in order to make more money i don’t know what you’re all about you’re becoming a family-friendly channel aren’t you say the word [ __ ] say the word say the word [ __ ] ksi he’s family friend i’m gonna get phil’s of minecraft to beat the swears

Into you oh it’s a polar bear just come through come through it’s table don’t punch it don’t watch it no no no no no no no no no no okay stop stop i’m stopping i’m stopping it this is tiger blades home man we’re gonna be [ __ ] you for making this year better

What the [ __ ] have they done oh my god you you [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of this no no sorry in advance sorry in advance um to everyone who’s watching that every sentence you don’t do one big one at the beginning every sentence you apologize

I’m so sorry i’m so sorry i am a terrible human being i will improve what happened apologizing for some serious [ __ ] so can you just come with me can you just come with me phil could you stop it cause i what the [ __ ] is wrong with you have you got brain damage

I love how we apologize like for firstly and now he’s just punching this okay come over here fill phil let’s just get to a height where he can’t get to us he’s not even affected by it okay there we go i can’t i can’t get up phil can i just speak to you

Individually briefly just go to just okay let me just call you you know you know the old ksi don’t you he was funny and he was good he stopped swearing and he says language he’s worse than bb [ __ ] over there is that what is that

This is a skeleton horse what how is it alive uh i don’t know what is going this but can you just re-teach him the ways because he this minecraft they’ve made him stop swearing he’s they’ve got overdrive on him listen you listen jj What no no no no see that’s the problem there’s nothing no stop why do you attack every polar bear i don’t know what you mean what oh let’s just sit you down over here what the [ __ ] okay yeah in here i spoke to logan phil because i’m gonna

I’m actually gonna go and fight ksi to the death the thing is i actually can’t even hit you what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] uh-oh i am out of prison stream that just just showed up and teleported to us i mean it is his server i think the reason ksi just wouldn’t swear

In this video is because dreams fans [ __ ] hate him dreams ksi is scared of of dreams fans psi is afraid of your fans he’s a big [ __ ] and i’m trying to get phil to make him sweater again make your fans love me please um We’re gonna go Phil we’re going to be out of your hair bye bye now listen listen to me what we’re going to do now baba hitler just going to heaven for a second i know that you’re being being a big puss all right please i know you keep getting cancelled i keep seeing

Videos of my recommended this is what the sidemen tinder and real-life viewers would want this is how they know that you’re not a puss all right because we swear look dream say [ __ ] uh [ __ ] see not even dream says and he’s the king i’ll say the f word under one condition

What you have to give me all your stuff i’ll give you this gun so you can hold people at gunpoint look at him just just just say just say a bad word it’s not the end of it why why are you wearing a oh my god

No no no no no oh my god oh my god okay actually i have an easy idea ksi stand here oh swag don’t do it the swear police is down there dying to okay he’s hacking actually but that’s fine because i’ll give you two dollars if you don’t

Swear i’ll give you three dollars give you five dollars five dollars i’ll give you ten dollars if you don’t the phone fifty dollars fifty dollars if you swear sixty dollars if you don’t plays a hardball a thousand dollars what the [ __ ] okay yep all right [ __ ]

You she told me i got my body in the end i’ll say it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] give me give me a dollar so yeah tell me tell me can i come back now no don’t worry no you can’t help oh i’m burning why are you jumping

What do i have to do to get a thousand dollars you have to get it from ksi because he has it now hey yes i master of swearing king of money can i have some i’ll rewatch all of your tinder in real life videos and the the money from that

Will probably add up to like 1 000. okay give me all your armor and and okay okay you know what ksi here’s what we do 500 and i’ll give you the trident you can just keep it deal say deal deal this is like an in-game handshake

All right okay okay there you go tell me about to die screw you tommy wait no that’s my truck [Applause] i’ve got one last request for you can you tell all the sidemen people that i’m not actually the world’s worst boy hey everyone uh who’s watching tommy is i see a

A pretty chill guy i just i just went up a million subscribers i just went