Kurtis Conner Twitch stream 2021.05.12 – danny is still teaching me how to play minecraft

Hello hello song that song is that song is uh it is good that song is good um hello hi oh there it is i was wondering why my freaking animation wasn’t popping up um what’s up girl boss yo what’s up that’s me dude um you know two new zits just dropped

I got two new zits right here guys how’s it feel hi how do you how does it has to look on stream huh oh dude that’s gnarly look at those zits bro and then a freckle right next to it make it look like three zits yeah i did

That’s what’s up man that’s what’s up do you want us in a car no i don’t know what that is two months yo thank you well i should i should do a whole stream zoomed in like that uh orion’s belt looking [ __ ] come on man come on yo i’m seeing so many comments

Saying this is people’s first stream which is um kind of kind of lit in my uh kind of pog when you ask me i started accutane if once again i’m excited to be upset or too i didn’t read all that but that’s late dude oh dude we’re on level three hype train

Already let’s keep it going i’m all about hype trains man i love the stash thank you thank you curtis are you a tiny man no i’m i’m average height all right i’m average i’m average height how can you check your p.o box i should do that i forgot i had one

Oops i’m [ __ ] okay this is actually got to clear this up because there’s fi on the internet it says if you look at my height it says i’m 5’7 which isn’t true okay i gotta get i gotta get i gotta i gotta you know i gotta defend myself i’m five i’m five nine

All right i’m five nine almost five pen okay so don’t whoever put i was five seven on some [ __ ] website and then google picked that up and was like yep curtis is five seven [ __ ] you man eat my [ __ ] ass charizard is five seven no way yo i’m totally i’m taller than charizard

Damn i guess i’m stronger than charizard i guess i could be charizard in a fight uh what are your thoughts on eczema i think it should stop you know i think we as a civil as a society has have evolved past um eczema um should uh should we play should we play minecraft

Actually before i forget okay well first we i’ll do a fit check and then i’ll do them and then i’ll just put up the green screen but today we got this nike air shirt it’s big it’s a big shirt and i like big shirts

And i got my green pants i got my green guys i’m seven foot ten i’m seven foot ten so oh and then my green screen right i put my butt on you imagine if i bent over just like poo stains all over it dude imagine someone getting freaking

Dude that’d be so funny someone getting exposed for pooing their pants on twitch or there’s just like a [ __ ] sweat stain in their ass someone said give me the gender i can’t i’m sorry i don’t know how to do that um looking fresh thank you is danny on

Is danny streaming right now okay yeah he’s in the chat all right folks let’s friggin i hope my stream is still all right okay yeah i had to like change my stream around like last second because i was i was streaming i was streaming um i was streaming while i

On sunday because my record got beaten it was taken away from me um so i was so i had to change my layout around a bunch but um someone said the eyes moved yeah it’s like a it’s like an old victorian painting the eyes follow you wherever you go

Okay hold on me and neal hanging out no big deal screaming shout a little song i’ve been writing i’m wondering if i just go like that if i zoom in a bit or is that too close i feel like that’s a bit too close kneel from 1d that’s him this is kneel

From one direction all right gamer [ __ ] gamer headset is on dude uh where’s stuff for chat box let me make i feel like i’m huge you know i feel like i’m absolutely massive right now so i’m gonna make myself a little uh [ __ ] myself a little s wait that’s probably like a chill

Chill size you know all right that’s looking pretty freaking sick over here all right let’s play minecraft i gotta go into the freaking paging dr dan hello can you hear me yeah can you hear me yeah nice uh can the chat oh there you go

Uh can you guys hear can you guys hear danny oh danny’s danny’s quiet can you can you say hello again hello sorry should i say that in a normal volume that hello ow man ow oh you guys are saying curtis is quiet now is that real guys it’s curtis quiet no i’m not

I’m not being quiet i mean oh wait oh [ __ ] no you know what the problem is is that i actually oh wait no you shouldn’t be wait curtis talk for a second hello hello hi come on you guys can hear me just fine right come on no curtis

No he’s fine no they can hear you just fine sometimes they you know they like to kind of uh haze me yeah they like to sort of take the piss take the piss out of me or whatever they squeeze you you they squeeze you like a

Like a rag until the piss sort of ooze it leaks out of you is that the saying take the piss out of you that sounds wrong now that i’m saying it i think you’re right yeah take you take the piss out of it that’s a i think it’s like a british thing right

Yeah yeah yeah yeah well i guess that’s probably why it sounds so weird dude because it’s british [ __ ] easy uh can you guys hear did you did you know that i that i lived in england when i was younger did i ever tell you that um i think you did tell me that

And i yeah i tell everyone it’s kind of like one of my favorite things to talk about yeah you were the the queen right at one point so i was the queen yeah back in the early 2000s um and then you know how there’s like conspiracy theories that

Uh like about avril lavigne that like av the real ever levine died a long time ago and then they replaced her with like someone else uh yes so that’s like where queen elizabeth came from it’s like i didn’t want to be queen anymore so i just like left and then they

Put they just like came up with queen elizabeth as sort of like a replacement to keep being me basically oh yeah that’s a yeah queen i don’t know why they named her queen elizabeth because like it should if they were trying to make her seem like me it should just be like danny

Or something right so i guess what you’re saying is you are avril lavigne i guess that’s what that’s what i got yeah hey hey you you i don’t like your girlfriend um jenna [ __ ] sucks no no uh okay so i’ve got i’ve got good news and bad news okay i’ve okay

Give me the bad news first okay wait did you just disappear oh yeah i left the game sorry i got bad news too i [ __ ] i’m over this [ __ ] man i don’t know okay well i feel like you should have told me this like before we started

Something happen right now no i i just don’t have any game audio it’s just it’s kind of it’s kind of pissing me off um could you guys hear me pissing me okay i don’t none of this needs to be happening how about we get rid of that

And then all right well anyway the good news was that i made a little hole for sheep um but i haven’t put any sheep in there yet and then the bad news is that i was uh playing right before the stream started and i was mining for gold in the nether

And i died in lava and lost all my stuff i had so much stuff oh no and i died and i lost it all what did you have i had like a diamond pickaxe and like i guess i guess i didn’t have like that much good stuff because i hadn’t even

Found gold yet but i was still pretty pissed so my inventory is like totally empty right now oh man i’m sorry that sucks if there’s one thing i know about it’s dying in another i’m pretty uh epic at that wait hold on i’m okay so

Curtis i don’t know if i told you this because i felt kind of bad when you told me about what happened with your partner thing but i actually did get approved for partner what the [ __ ] i don’t get it we stream dude that’s [ __ ] up that’s so [ __ ] up

I don’t know i don’t know but what i’m thinking is i wonder if we could do a squad stream because i know that’s restricted for partners but if i’m a partner can i do it with you hey man you’re asking the wrong guy i’m just a freaking stinky little affiliate how to do

A squad stream um i was so surprised when you texted me that because that i had just gotten an email that morning saying that i was approved well i guess twitch is picking favorites out of the [ __ ] baddie server i guess it’s going to be like that huh

Well i’m sort of the king of the baddie server i guess so let me just because to start or accept a squad stream find squad stream on the quick actions panel in your stream manager it’s cause you have okay let’s see that’s cause you have more subscribers than me i think

They’re like oh this guy’s a freaking youtube youtube celeb and this curtis guy is a [ __ ] he’s a he’s essentially a no one and he’s a finite philosopher he has a youtube legend basically and he’s streaming with this absolute scrub of the man he’s absolute loser virgin even

Yeah whatever it’ll they actually said that in the email he called me a virgin like since you’re well yeah so they got a virgin there you go actually and they said in the email we’re gonna deny curtis actually because right so they not only approved you but also insulted me

In the email okay hold on i’m i think i’m curtis connor i’m clicking okay and oh it said something went wrong maybe i can’t do it because you’re not a partner and that’s what went wrong oh if something went wrong you tried to invite a [ __ ] nobody into us

There’s no way you could have done this on purpose this is an accident out so let’s just not let you know yeah we can’t do that sorry guys um pea butter thank you sorry though uh guys i’m not gonna be putting the chat on the screen for today because i’m

Just trying it out to see how it feels so uh hopefully that’s okay and we’re just gonna see how it goes like this weird trying to trying to change the aesthetic a little bit of this of the stream here i’m actually i actually have chat on

Stream for like the first time i think oh my god dude what like what like what i mean you do yeah i mean you always do this dude what i was put chat on the screen first the text-to-speech thing yeah where you were like no dude anyone who has texted speech on

Is a loser and then i find out that you switched it on yeah so that’s kind of ridiculous okay and you and then with the chat on the screen thing you never had chat on the screen until i turned it off and all of a sudden it’s cool

Well i never said it was cool i’m just trying to get partnered over here danny it seems like the the best way to do it i don’t well i don’t know what twitch wants because at first in the email they say you’re not streaming long enough you don’t stream enough days

Out of the week but last time i freaking checked you and i streamed the exact same amount of bass i think i might have had an extra day in there well i guess you did too i did so i could become a partner and it didn’t even work

Damn yeah they need to get their [ __ ] together yeah after i did that extra day of streaming too it took like three days for it to update and show that on there what the hell okay you know what so would you say that you would disagree with twitch’s stance

On not making me a partner actually i mean honestly curtis you’re putting me in kind of a shitty situation i am a partner with twitch which means like i i think it means i do technically own uh a portion of the company a stake of the company well that’s not true so

I can’t really speak out in that regard as it would uh negatively affect my bottom line right well i feel like my bottom is fine i feel like you’ve been we’ve been friends longer than you and twitch have been friends correct because you’re friends with twitch now um uh when

Do i know you again do you know me again how do i know you i all i’m asking is for you to kindly and much and like a friend i i’m kindly asking you to to voluntarily revoke your partner status and sort of go back to philly it has sort of a

Sort of an act of solidarity sacrifice my twitch partnership for you i mean i think everyone in the chat would agree that’s a fair thing to to do real quick you guys want me to you guys want me to revoke my my own partner status for this everyone absolute everyone absolute baby

Everyone in my chat is saying yes so oh dude everyone in my chat is saying yes also that backfire did it that they backed me up on and they’re totally taking your side thanks everybody i really appreciate that helping out a smaller streamer like me you know we got to stick together

All right let me call twitch um okay just i was kind of nervous you’re gonna call them hello twitch make me a partner did you hear it hold on curtis no curtis you can’t talk cause i’m on the phone with them okay and they can hear you okay they can’t hear me don’t

Don’t mess it up how loud am i in your headphones that they can mess this up well i have my my phone held up to my ears and my headphones are on my ears what yes can you put me through to um jeff bezos please this is a uh this is a twitch

Partner and curtis future twitch partner curtis connor stop it what you’re going to embarrass me hey jeff you can you make me not a partner anymore oh yep i could do that whoa did you guys hear that okay thanks dude what do you say uh i

Only i only want to be a partner if my friend curtis can be one too oh [ __ ] really hey what’s he saying huh turn him up turn up jeff that’s an offer that i don’t know if i can repeat it turn him up i can’t hear a single word jeff is saying

You’re willing to to double partner me if i stay quiet about this whole thing and no you’re not already not staying quiet about it you’re going to partner curtis’s channel but give me all the revenue that’s what just partner jeff you can’t do this to me jeff shut up dude

I can hear everything i you jeff you can’t do this after all i’ve done for twitch jeff can you hear curtis right now no you can’t okay you can’t okay no i wasn’t no because i wasn’t talking no i’m not on the i’m not talking to curtis right now that’s just

A total [ __ ] jeff anyway so yeah go ahead and double partner me up your name jeff and i’ll talk to you and i’ll see you um tonight okay bye no i’ve gotta i’m going on a date with jeff bezos tonight i forgot to say uh so that’s how you be that’s how you

Became partnered huh that’s how we became partners so that’s how you guys started dating huh yeah you went on dates uh so anyway i don’t know if you heard what happened i heard everything you were saying their microphone was right i don’t know how you think i could not hear that

Um so basically he said that um basically i told him exactly what you wanted me to and i’m revoking my partnership and uh yeah that’s pretty but you’re not gonna be able to be a partner either so we’ll both just not be partners you’re lying through your to your through your [ __ ]

Stinky little teeth and because i cuz i can because i heard everything i don’t know what you thought you heard aside from the it’s like for me going on a date with jeff bezos it’s weird that you’re honestly kind of hog no i feel like if anything that should be the one thing

You’re trying to hide from people you’re so proud that you’re going on a date with jeff bezos hey it’s part of my plan okay i’ve got a plan to change jeff bezos like his like change his underwear no okay i’m gonna make him a better person i’m gonna try to

Convince him to donate his billions huh i guess uh i guess i was wrong about you once i give him that sloppy toppy he’ll do anything i say hey hey oh i was trying to hit you down the hole it didn’t work all right so um what i was thinking is

Uh we need gold to get the um piglens to give us uh ender pearls right we need gold yes that’s what we’re trying to do so i think that we can i think that gold is pretty easy to find in the nether if i’m not mistaken

Yeah like if because so that’s what i was doing earlier when i died um i was looking for gold in the nether and so i think that maybe we just want to do that if we just go into go in and just get some move around for a bit maybe we could find

A lot of gold and then we can trade it i did just find a good amount of gold in our mine i found nine ingots so that’s kind of lit that’s kind of lit you know if you want to you know if you want to pass that info on to all the

Mr bays i also wouldn’t be mad i wouldn’t be mad at it you know what i think uh you want me to tell them tonight yeah whatever yeah tonight or tomorrow morning i think we might be a little bit busy i don’t know if i’m gonna really

Have time to talk about twitch problems if you know what i mean i think we’re gonna be uh a little bit busy for that yeah talking about uh dick problems talking about dick problems problems yeah instead of twitch problems he’s got a lot of issues with his with his penis

He’s gonna tell me about his erectile dysfunction we’re gonna go back to his place and he’s gonna cry about how he can’t get hard um what was i gonna say oh yeah a lot of people in the chat were saying that um bill gates is single now so i think

I think i got it i think we got a double date lined up whoa a double date with daisy and katie casey bazie and basie and gatesy can’t spell jeff bezos without bang i mean that sounds like one fancy date to me they’re gonna have to take us out on the town

Yeah it’s like a it’s like a freaking red lobster or something you know yeah yeah they’re definitely gonna have to take us to red lobster dude finally our plan is paying off we’re finally going to get red lobster all right um is it nether time

Uh yeah let me just i’m just making a shield real quick and then we can go yeah if someone could make uh if someone could write a fan fiction how about a double date real quick that’d be great hey next song idea we did one yeah [Laughter]

That actually is kind of a funny idea but we’re like going undercover to try to get them to like not like not be so shitty yeah to change them into better men yeah like one dude once i hit him with that sloppy poppy they’ll be donating all their money to charity dude

Once i throw it back an old jeff he’s gonna be the best man in the world and he’s gonna be my best man at our wedding he’s also going to be my husband okay so this is where i was minding down here be careful there’s lava right there

Okay i died earlier okay um so yeah i don’t know so uh guys can is there any particular like level in the nether where we’re likely to find gold or any type of area where we’re likely to find the um gold ore no surface curtain 14 13

I don’t think so it’s common everywhere okay well people are saying surface i remember always seeing it on the surface okay yeah i’m just kind of worried about on the surface like getting attacked by freaking piggies yeah okay i see some over there okay yeah maybe i mean maybe we can just

Walk around and see if we can wait i’m just worried about getting attacked by piggies where are you uh i went out uh to your left kind of far away to you right now oh i see you yeah we have to like find gold but also

Make sure that no piggies can see us take the gold i was just thinking about making a song about [ __ ] jeff bezos and bill gates and like if we made it together then like the only two songs we’ve made together and it has the same ending too we all just have an orgy

Yeah and then bill gates and japanese let’s blow up no i had so many ingots we had so many billions of dollars all right gold alert but there’s a bunch of pigs okay so now so are the is this the are these type of pigs gonna attack us for this

Oh i got my sword out so there’s like a lot okay zombie is not attacking you oh okay so they seem pretty cool okay actually yeah they’re kind of cool about it this is nice yeah it’s actually kind of okay he’s walking yeah he’s fine unless he’s doing a sneak attack

I don’t think he is yeah he’s gonna kind of like juke me out i don’t care okay i’m just kidding um okay i think i saw some down there yeah yeah there’s some down here too nice i think these are yeah these are just

Yeah this is kind of nice i i kind of expected this to be more difficult but the i mean look at us we’re mining gold in the nether this is great oh you’re over that way the jeff bezos ever have hair uh i think i’ve never seen a photo with

Him with hair trying to think i think he might have uh i think he might have had a mustache once oh Also very thick pubes oh that’s it yeah he still does though he does i can confirm for my many dates with the man i know you guys have been dying to know about his pubes yes they are bushy have you seen that picture of elon musk

Like his what his hair used to look like uh no it’s crazy he got like a brand new hairline oh i didn’t know did he used to be oh wait maybe i have seen that he used to be like we have like a big receding hairline and you just kind of uh

Wished it away yes yeah Yeah it’s pretty epic oh more gold over here that’s why that’s why i’m trying to be a billionaire dude that way in case i ever go bald oh yeah you mean you’ll be able to we’re going for the same one oh no that’s that’s embarrassing

Uh looks like i uh looks like i won i think i’m gonna have to push you in no no no no oh we just went in a big circle this is our house hell yeah back home so how many how many how many gold nuggets make a ingot is it nine

Uh i think so that sounds right yeah they all have to be also someone says please give danny a kiss for me from daggo okay come here [ __ ] wants you to give me a kiss for them i guess so okay i don’t really know if i want a kiss from daggo

I gotta be honest yeah i feel like you can’t just say that and expect and expect that oh [ __ ] dude i was i just started falling for a second i was where it was gonna fall into lava but it’s okay i’m still eat king oh thank you i will eat the king

Eat the rich eat the king Oh wait this is this bastion oh dude let’s go i don’t i don’t know if that’s such a good idea dude they have gold in there yeah but that’s where heather lives remember last time oh yeah that piglen heather oh yeah oh yeah when it freaking killed me in like one slap

Yeah one slap yeah it’s kind of weird when when pigs uh like just back handy like i feel like all the other uh characters in this game use their like these weapons but just a firm smack i was asking for it though i kind of literally i said please oh please

Give me a smack yeah i wonder how much gold we’re going to need in order to uh finesse these pigs into giving us their ender pearls i have five nuggets uh there’s a bunch of pigs over here i’m looking right at the pigs i’m trying to remember from

Before when i did this in my world like how many i how many i had to have i don’t quite remember oh my god yeah what are they all doing in there i honestly i i’m not sure why is that one like down in the somewhere up like they’re hopping up

Like an orgy if jeff bezos is in the middle of that i’m gonna freak out let’s swear if jeff bezos is in the middle of this orgy i’m honestly gonna feel kind of cheated actually because we’re i don’t know if you knew this were kind of an item yeah i’ve

I’ve heard did you know jeff bezos is actually josh peck i don’t know that sounds like it could be true is that real i don’t know you ask him tonight is this gold what is that can i can i give them gold what if i just throw a bunch of gold in

There will they give us stuff i would i probably wouldn’t do that that’s that seems like a little bit risky i don’t know what yeah i saw in a video someone dig into like the wall of a bastion once and there was gold in there is that re does anyone know if that’s

True dude when i was i saw that someone ran and just like dug into the wall of a bastion and it was full of gold when i was at this bastion i found so much gold the first time uh somebody said that this those are the wrong pigs for gold do not

Okay that’s good to know oh i see gold over there oh i see a bunch of gold over there okay now be careful oh people are saying it is true there might be gold in the walls okay interesting there’s gold in them their walls ah holy [ __ ] dude

Cause you made the advance the advancement on something uh yeah i’m i found a chest that i’m stealing from dude that’s freaking epic i need to go lower pro strat right here guys not have any gold in them why are they getting gold we need gold

To give to trade with the piggies right yeah we need to trade with the piggies to get ender pearls because that’s what boys want that’s what boys like boys only want two things ender pearls yo this is probably a pro strat right now what searching the bastion i see oh wait

This isn’t even gold dude [ __ ] oh yeah it is never mind all right all right all right all right we’re going into uggo nether mode oh that’s actually not a bad idea i guess if a twitch partner is doing it i gotta [ __ ] do it too that’s a double twitch partner to you

Partner confirmed i’m a part i’m not even sure like what the difference is between partner and affiliate but it just seems cool yeah i i if it makes you feel better nothing has changed like for my stream i’m just it’s just a pretty normal stream here

It does make me feel better and i don’t want you guys to come over and hurt me oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god are they chasing you are you getting hurt what are they doing do you hurt are you hurt kurt

This pig just sprinted at me like a like an [ __ ] yo did you guys see that [ __ ] holy moly yeah i literally just you no i ran away but as soon as you looked at me i thought we were i thought we were boys to be honest and he sort of just

Sprinted at me oh that’s messed up hey i see you i’m up in the wall oh nice yo yeah that pig down there uh he’s kind of an ass so don’t ah okay i will uh watch out for him okay apparently the pigs that wear black are aggressive

Interesting have you seen that jimmy neutron video or it’s like and the dad is like the pizza is aggressive uh i don’t think so why is it funny no is it sad stupid just forget it okay i have already forgotten about it what’s that is that the fortress over there am i

No i don’t think it is where’d you go are you still in the bastion yeah i’m trying to figure out what this [ __ ] is that i’m looking at right now what is this looking at [ __ ] oh dude chad looking at some like yeah the pigs have like a kind of

Like a bathroom in here and i’m just kind of like in it that’s what they’re doing in that big pit they’re sort of just [ __ ] yeah actually i think all the pigs in that pit are mad at me now they’re like they sound like really angry you know i’m

I’m like near it and they’re all just being like like angry snorting sounds i told you man they’re kind of jerks someone in my chat said danny i got accepted to be on american ninja warrior junior no joke what holy [ __ ] that’s awesome i didn’t even know there was an american ninja

Warrior junior chris have you ever watched american ninja warrior uh yeah i’ve watched an episode my mom really likes it’s it of that’s kind of epic congrats i hope that you uh do the course and everything oh i thought you were saying congrats that my mom likes it i was like yeah

I guess wow curtis great job thank you thank you buddy i can’t believe your your mom likes that show i it’s also maybe that person because i’ve never heard of american ninja warrior junior i feel like that person might have just violated an nda perhaps so uh oh yeah i hope that that’s

Uh hope that that’s a known show i don’t know oh damn i just found gold but there’s a [ __ ] pig no ah what the [ __ ] was that i don’t know what the [ __ ] was that the [ __ ] was it yes i’m wearing gold he keeps doing like little runs

He’s mad he’s got the runs yeah he keeps shooting diarrhea all over the nether he’s pooping his pants why’d he do that oh it’s because i had gold in my hand oh he kind of just got excited i guess should i oh oh oh oh oh oh

I feel like i should box this guy in dude this guy okay there’s a pig here that wants he really wants to kill me now but luckily i’ve got the upper hand no get down i’m trying to box this guy in but he’s he’s he’s uh he’s sleuthy

Fine i’ll just give you an anger come on give me something good oh gold block are you freaking out give me a pearl now this is that does that mean there might be gold in the walls i’m checking the walls real quick now no gold in the walls

Okay that is pretty pog though that i just got that gold block doing pretty good what is this gilded black stone stuff it looks pretty cool have you seen it me yeah have you seen gilded blackstone it’s kind of cool um i feel like i have i forget what it looks like though

Is it sort of like it’s yeah it’s like yeah it’s just like blackstone but has like it’s like gilded basically okay okay yeah that paints a better picture than than you did originally so i appreciate that uh it’s like it’s just like got like gold chunks in it kind of it looks like

Oh i have seen that yeah i thought it was gold at first but it it wasn’t yeah i also thought so looks like we were hoodwinked dude the devs of this game are such hoodwink masterminds guys i did open that chest guys i opened that chest already it was empty

Now that chest though i don’t know if i have open you go look oh i almost had him wait what’s that oh that’s that that’s that guild you’re a sneaky little [ __ ] i’ll give you that so where are you right now um i’m i can see the bastion cryptic

Whoa a lantern all right here’s what’s gonna happen i’m gonna give you that did i pick that up yeah okay What the hell what what the hell i keep trying to box this guy in but he’s he’s he’s uh oh what the [ __ ] he’s sort of uh he’s sort of a speed goblin or something he’s a speed demon are you trying to trade with a guy right now that’s what you’re doing yeah

Where are you i can come help now yeah no no stay still where are you i give up oh dig down under him that’s genius okay where are you uh okay my coordinates are 97.66 it’s a great year 97.66 yeah great year they hear 9 700.

Yeah i was just like i could barely remember it but yeah that’s when humans landed on ubialan 6. i’m 105 negative 70. great year this is perfect ah he just freaking jumped out i thought i had him i thought i had him uh how

How are you so are you like not in the bastion area anymore um no i can see the bastion okay i can seb the ashton i can sebastian i get it no you don’t okay okay let me try to find where you were there’s a bunch of random blocks

[ __ ] i pressed the wrong button ah i’m such an idiot man oh [ __ ] now i’m getting absolutely sniped by a jellyfish um you said like negative 70 negative negative 100 and negative 70 or something like that yeah it should be right over here actually All right do you hear a jellyfish at all yeah i do so do i i think it’s he’s shooting stuff oh i see you i see i see you turn around oh hey there he is is your stuff over here it should be uh let’s see oh yeah i

Found it i’ll let you pick it up and get over here oh i accidentally picked up a bunch of it okay i’m i’ve i’m underground because i’m dead i’m dead no no no no no dude where’d that freaking skeleton come from dude all right i built a wall so you can come

Over by your stuff and pick it up safely okay where are you uh i’m fine where your stuff was do you need the coordinates uh it’s up here i think there’s a skeleton that friggin came up and it’s really sort of [ __ ] up my oh where even was he

I don’t get okay i’m running back do you sell my stuff yeah it’s all i’m putting it all in the chest now just to be safe [ __ ] turtle to protect us against the freaking guy there’s a [ __ ] turtle at our house what the hell is going on

There’s a turtle at our house yeah he’s like above the the cow pit oh that’s kind of cute i guess he’s sort of taunting the the cows got a gold apple well don’t don’t touch that What i don’t even know what a gold apple does really it’s like an apple but sort of golden i know that doesn’t explain anything but it’s fine okay so oh my god all that work and we only got 14 ingots from all those nuggets that’s so lame dude

Wow that is so lame actually like okay i’m i’m close to my stuff i think or where i was i’m jumping up 20 i’ve got 27 gold ingots now that’s honestly a lot less than i thought we would have um i took a lot of stuff out of there because i

Um here’s like your that and some of that stuff i had diamond armor you did yeah did that go away um it might i guess i didn’t check like all around i should check and i had a sword too this iron sword of looting is not mine

I died right around oh [ __ ] dude oh no what happened dude i found where your diamond armor went oh no where a pig is wearing it no a pig is straight up wearing your diamond armor [ __ ] that’s he stole my clothes they can do that

Oh oh my god i killed him in one hit that was that was incredible you must have already done a number on him yeah i sort of [ __ ] him up already thank you wow all right this isn’t looking too bad after all yeah not too shabby connor oh

So you’re back for more what the hell wait what what’s he wearing has he got leather armor what is this he’s wearing like a suit like a pantsuit like a tuxedo gentlemen i just got married wow that was kind of epic um is this your skelly is this your iron sword of looting

Too iron sword looting it might have been something i picked up from the bastion okay where’s that jellyfish oh okay what the [ __ ] can’t see him that’s totally cool that’s awesome for us yeah that is honestly pretty annoying super unfair but it’s all good what the hell oh it’s fine jesus christ man

Well so we got 28 gold ingots you want to go try to trade trade some pigs sure you don’t have any gold ingots on you do you no i think you you got all mine that i dropped okay so our whole bounty here is is 28 ingots okay

Let me break these and bring them with us all right jellyfish oh no do you have a bow and arrow no but i could make one i do have a bunch of arrows okay yeah let me make one maybe i can even make two who knows oh yeah there you go oh wouldn’t

Okay oh wait there you go it’s in the hole oh i got it [Laughter] okay uh okay so let’s go and find a piggy i found a pig yesterday i’m going to snipe this [ __ ] all right i missed damn that friggin are you going for the skelly this bullet drop on this these

Arrows kind of i moved okay don’t worry dude i got this you clearly need my help that was annoying let’s go nice what you know about rolling down in the day did you see my uh instagram story yesterday oh yeah that made me laugh really hard it sounds way

Way better than the original yeah i think so the auto-tuned one rolly he sounded so sad oh there’s crying uh two guys can play at this game whoa you hit him with a special arrow very nice oh no okay piggy piggy piggy attack us yeah he’s upset wait is he attacking us

Oh [ __ ] he is what the hell he saw you take the gold oh okay that makes sense damn we could have been friends james some more gold up here i’m gonna get hopefully no piggies see me take this all right someone said i’m on the toilet that’s awesome

Well that’s i mean first someone says that they’re gonna be on american ninja warrior and then someone says they’re on the toilet dude we got some impressive stuff going on here today i’m gonna be on american ninja toilet ninja toilet that’s awesome that’s her fortnight streamer takes poops ninja toilet uh okay so

What are you uh curtis what what are your thoughts on like bidets um i’m all for him yeah do you guys have one or what um i don’t know you don’t have to answer that no i’ll start we don’t really have one i’ll sort of just

You just wet my hand under under the sink and then uh wet your hand yeah sort of sort of like flick water with like your wet hands yeah yeah that’s sort of just yeah like certain like a fluid flicking motion or or if i’m in a rush i’ll just sort of

Um just get my actual hand up in there and just yeah if you’re in a rush yeah why do you have a bidet uh no no honestly i don’t [ __ ] with that sort of thing oh so you got a dry ass yo dry ass alert that’s kind of cringe

Well if you have a bidet your your ass isn’t wet all the time oh you have to tell that to my wet ass buddy what is he talking about so no actually i i was just kidding i i i’m all for bidets i i had to have this whole

Talk with my chat the other day when i was doing a a stream because i was like on a website and it brought up like an ad about like wiping your butt and i was like i don’t know why that’s there i have looked up a days right uh

Because when we went when we went to japan a couple years ago all of the toilets were like sick and had bidets and were like really awesome toilets so oh damn i was i kind of just want one of those yeah the frick of these pigs i don’t

Know there was a bunch but they’re all zombies yeah i always get ads i guess uh drew got one for that video oh yeah it’s true absolutely likes it we could just use his probably i just won’t wipe my ass until i can go to his house

Yeah i’ll poop but i probably won’t it’s been a year man i’m sorry uh yeah all the toilets in japan and i guess not all of them but like in the airbnbs that we stayed in like they weren’t just like a toilet with a bidet it was like a toilet with an experience

Like oh wow it would like open up automatically and like light up and play a little chime and like mist itself yeah it was like beautiful and i just want one of those i looked up how much those toilets are though and they’re like extremely expensive i don’t know how everywhere had them

Damn like however much you think they are they’re they’re more than that five thousand dollars okay probably not that much actually okay so you uh kind of ruined the effect um jelly jellyfish jellyfish Okay we’re kind of taking care of business here every day All right i got an arrow who else is mr projectile and i and i missed other two oh jeez i can’t even see him i i lost you there we go he’s dead let’s go nice i to help okay everyone always says knock back the fireballs but i cannot

Do that i don’t know how to do that yeah i’ve tried that so many times that’s impossible there it’s literally not what kind of professional gamers with insane reflexes are watching the stream but yeah no mortal man could ever do that where the [ __ ] are these pigs well

They’re going to be in this forest for sure oh yeah can you see the forest up ahead yeah i remember now there’s oh my god oh no [ __ ] way dude i have arrows okay i’ve got two arrows left well you’ve got arrows right is he just oh he’s just walking around

In the lava what is he doing he’s just playing around down there direct hit epic pog pog moment whoa not pog dude no way there’s another one did you hear one yeah i heard one um how did we get over there that’s the real question

Are you going oh no i i always forget how we freaking get over there um okay uh maybe follow me this way yeah this this way looks kind of promising this will get us a little bit closer at least okay there’s a skeleton here oh we’ve definitely been here before

There’s a crafting table two oh my god okay i’ll take okay and that and then okay and then let’s get that one do you have any food by the way um no okay yeah i don’t have any either got a zombie flesh drop rotten flesh hey what’s what i’m

Just not chomping on today what about this pig he isn’t a zombie to my right to where i am you’re right right in front of me oh okay okay okay yeah i don’t know where you are but okay All right yeah would you want to um go ahead and feed him uh give him a gold real quick and then i’ll try to make a thing around him you have the gold [ __ ] hell dude dude how many of these [ __ ] things are there yeah when are they gonna when is the

Game gonna stop with these guys and there’s a [ __ ] skeleton too i can’t even see them now they’re [ __ ] shooting at me okay everybody leave me alone i guess i have a golden apple okay i’ll eat that but that’s all i have someone someone in

My chat is saying that you can get bidet attachments for 50 dude i know that it’s just like it’s just that the the toilets in japan were like such an experience that like if i’m gonna get a bidet i kind of want to get one of those

But they’re also so expensive that i’m really i’m really gonna have to save up to be able to justify that i wonder if i could get like a sponsorship by from uh whatever company makes those i think it’s like toto is the company that’d be sick the bidet sponsorship

You have to like post a photo of you using it nice and wet check out how clean my butt is swipe up if you want to ask just like that okay i got a splash potion of fire resistance okay very nice okay are these gold oh golden boots of soul

Speed what does that do yo those are yeah so if you’re on soul sand or soul soil you go you run really fast it’s pretty sick isn’t it dude i’m the fast man alive is he giving us any friggin ender pearls he hasn’t he hasn’t forked him over yet but i i

Bet there are i bet they’re on their way how else do you get under pros does he have to kill ender man yeah but like it’s so hard to even find enderman are they hard to kill uh like not not particularly they’re just really hard to like find consistently right

Because they’re so freaking random yeah these guys are kind of random um i’m gonna box myself in really quick because i’m gonna eat a granola bar in real life yeah i don’t think you could have good granola i don’t think you can have granola bars in the game huh

I don’t know whoa i got soul speed too okay he gave me soul speed boots that’s kind of cool oh wow go to the blue nether forest what the heck is that uh it’s just a different biome i think that’s where uh uh endermen are more likely to spawn

All right i could respect that see what we got still no freaking pearls dude give me give me the pearls give me mr crab’s daughter give me pearl you know how mr krabs used to always say that yeah he would sound like a witch he’d say give me pearl

Spongebob me boy give me pearl spongebob mr krabs would always say yeah mr kress was crazy for that [ __ ] yeah you guys haven’t seen that episode i guess i guess every episode yeah dude kids these days they don’t know anything about spongebob no i have two potions yo microwave man

Microwave man thank you for subscribing you’re my favorite superhero um i have two potions of fire resistance so we could just sprint across the freaking lava if we wanted to whoa okay that would be kind of crazy that’s what i’m thinking man it might be a little uh little nuts

A little [ __ ] crazy what are you uh nothing fud case Someone said do it people are saying no no well i will always try to tell you not to follow your dreams will i still take damage even if i fire jesus no no no chance i got i gotta go three minutes a full three minutes of fires i got you for three minutes

Three minutes of playtime dude i swear is this guy not gonna give us any ender pearls that’s gonna be so annoying whoa wait did you just give me that give you what i got a question of fire resistance so we got three that’s nine minutes in total yeah that’s nine total minutes

If you guys stand next to each other and throw the potion you guys both get the effect oh damn i didn’t know that oh my god dude i think this is our last gold ingot and we haven’t gotten any shut the hell up this is [ __ ] this is pig [ __ ] this

Is absolute [ __ ] dude i i did this so much faster in my game what the [ __ ] frick what the [ __ ] frick yeah this is some [ __ ] frick dude well there’s something as fast as him this is some [ __ ] frick man i’m actually kind of i’m actually kind of ticked off if

If if you can believe it yeah i’m actually this that’s really annoying uh anybody else got got any uh got any hot takes on how to get ender pearls because this is or maybe just how to get gold fast because i mean i feel like

We’re going to be like 60 gold at least plus i don’t have a pickaxe anymore did anybody see that nobody saw a thing shut the hell up uh there’s someone saying cause people are saying go to the blue forest because that’s where endermen are i don’t even know how to find a blue

Forest though dude i haven’t seen one what do we need gold for far and wide guys we need gold to trade with the piggies so we can get freaking nether pearls we can go to the freaking end so we can freaking beat the game we can beat the dragon

Let me always let me turn up my render distance all the way and i’m gonna see if i can just scout out a freaking yeah go on scout mode and and scout mode activated searching for blue forest someone said trade with a villager oh [ __ ] am i being attacked oh no

Dude i was attacked i heard i’m gonna hide where is he this is not good because i don’t have any food i don’t know uh we might want to go back to the portal now because i am uh low on health and yep even lower on food

A cleric what’s a cleric who’s claire oh it’s a type of uh villager so it’s a villager named claire basically um it’s like a uh villagers can have jobs like librarian and stuff and clerics can give you interesting stuff i guess ender pearls is what they can give you

Okay yo the gay bowser thank you for the subscription that’s awesome did you go up all these stairs yeah i’m just going up all these stairs now all right i just want to make sure you’re going up on stairs oh my god how do we get where’s our

Oh i think it’s back that way come on i just saw you go by the screen so fast i think you like lagged or something oh okay you get super speed uh okay okay yeah you gotta say that too yeah everyone my chance commenting zoom you went so fast got the fastest car

Zoom yo lexie with the four months damn where is our where is our portal um um where’s the bastion i know it’s close to that yeah i think it’s like uh forward and to the left i think that’s where we want to go josh peck is claire i guess i guess so

Yeah sorry that’s what a cleric is it’s just josh peck dude i was just joking i was just joshing with you before oh nice just josh begging with you yeah did you know that’s where the expression came from okay that sounds believable so hey who was that oh it’s

Josh peck is like such like a jokester type guy they just like named joking with someone after him yeah he was the first guy to ever make a joke give me a josh peck on the cheek that’s what i say to him when we go on our dates

Wait you did josh peck um sorry did i say that out loud Yeah that was kind of weird did i did i did i just goof and say that out loud come on josh is gonna peck me on the cheek for this he’s gonna kiss you yeah okay where wait where did you go i don’t know i’m on soul sand mode i’m actually

Going so fast i don’t know where i oh i see oh i see i see you right now hold on slowly you’re still your role partner no dude i won’t slow my roll slow here slow your roll twitch card okay hold on okay i think we’re going the right way i

I think our portal is this way oh someone just said giving me giving you josh neck oh there’s sebastian yo that was in sync boys those pigs hit the same note at the exact same moment it was beautiful the pigs hit the same note they they

Said they both went at the same time it was awesome they’re beautiful they’re like harmonizing in my ear it was only a pack it was only a pain it was only a pack it was only just panic now josh is falling asleep molly’s having a josh and i’m having a peck

And my stomach is back but it’s all that much off josh all right i found that portal are you are you here now so after we finish our song about jeff bezos and bill gates we should probably also do one about josh peck yeah mr brightside parody

Okay all right all right let me go put all this stuff in some chest oh i see the little turtle hey guy are you still here i like turtles still here can you believe it it’s like get lost it’s like go home vr hey cash grass or ass you know what i mean Cash grass or ass what do you mean so i guess you don’t know what i mean no i don’t know you know when people are like if you want to ride you got to get cash grass or ass if you’re going to ride them if i’m going to give you a ride

So either give me cash give me weed or let me sort of have sex with you so i was saying if the turtle wants to if people so this turtle wants to stick with really so like if you if i want if you want something for me you’re either

Going to have to give me money you’re going to have to let me [ __ ] you yeah or or you’re going to have to give me weed yeah is that old saying cash grass or ass i have never heard that dude i don’t know what kind of people you have in your life where

People are just offering services for don’t don’t ask in grass don’t don’t talk about my boy josh like that oh it’s just it’s josh yeah of course it’s josh brought him under the bus like that i’m uh to not believe you but i don’t think you’d make something like that up

About josh peck oh dude he’s going to peck me on the cheek about this [Laughter] i don’t know if that means he’s mad or not is that something he does when he’s mad i i don’t know yet his only response to anything is a peck on the cheek

So you you don’t know you have we talked about eat randy before about eat randy the music video i’d rather eat randy uh no we have not talked about this do you know who julian smith is on youtube uh no okay never mind then it’s because it’s just a reference that

You won’t get so if anybody gets if anybody knows that music video first off all my whole chat is saying eat danny and it reminded me of the song eat randy so if you know the song then you’ll get it and if you don’t then you won’t

And i’m sorry are you taking my steak i could have sworn i put five stake in the furnace and now there’s only three here i put steak in the furnace oh no i didn’t no i didn’t i put five stick in the front oh my bad my bad my bad my bad

How do you drop something again you i put steak in the furnace you know what uh honestly dude that’s pretty [ __ ] up no don’t no one heard me hey guys i’m back sorry oh now i can put my steak in the oven i’m pregnant oh danny’s too quiet now oh yeah yeah

Yeah yeah sorry sorry there you go i can just yell with that no no no it’s okay all right let’s go back to another now so i don’t really know what to do i mean should we mine for gold here or like i just i i i’m at wit’s end

That’s the end of my wit i’m all fresh out of whip um why did it reset it messed up all the freaking settings i just put on before the freaking stream i’m gonna freak out dude i think lightning just struck our vase what like well not our base but like this the

Cobblestone next to our base it would like i heard light thunder and then there was part of the cobblestone was on fire what that was crazy i didn’t know that could happen in this game thunder feel the thunder you know what song minecraft has done [Laughter] the worst part the worst parody ever

[Laughter] it’s still essentially the same song but just has the word minecraft in it yeah that’s the worst thing ever minecraft has stunned do you have um do you have uh you wish you wish i had whatever sticks sticks you got sticks no i don’t all right unfortunately All right i’m gonna go get some wood i have one i need more than that whoa granola wrong hole wait uh are you if you’re gonna are you going outside i should probably go to bed eh yeah granola in my throat you know what i’m gonna

You know what i’m gonna think about when we go to sleep and i’m gonna think about jeff bezos and bill gates i hope i have a dream about this yeah oh right uh yeah i guess i’ll go to bed and have and i’ll probably dream about jeff bezos and

God are you okay this piece of granola will not go down hold on i’ll play along with a bit hold on you guys i think curtis might be dying hey yo kovac all right jeff bezos just kidding guys yo what if i died on stream that’d be that would actually be sick

What can you i mean just like how legendary would that be i guess i mean like streamers have done some pretty crazy things on stream but like i have the balls to straight up accidentally choke on a granola bar and die yeah i guess i’d kind of be a i guess

I’d sort of be a hero within the within the twitch world you’d be here you’d be a martyr basically yeah yeah there’s not two ways about it yeah imagine the views yo true ludwig had his freaking streamathon i’m doing a uh freaking die a diaton i’m doing a die

I’m doing a die diethan alley from harry potter oh yeah yeah then i’d get partner for sure i don’t know dude when i talked to jeff he did not seem really that into you oh there’s an enderman over here do you wanna come help me oh

Creeper where are you uh hold on i kind of lost the enderman come on sorry sorry oh wait no he’s here come okay where are you i’m at the village okay so i’m across the water to the if you’re looking at the base to the right do you see me at all

Hold on my game just sort of lagged not like not epic style hold on okay so if i’m looking at our house okay hold on hold on oh god he’s trying he’s killing me he’s getting me he’s he’s oh now he’s besting me ah dude he’s getting he’s getting no no no

No no don’t die where are you okay i’m safe for napping they’re scared of water so i’m i’m at the water’s edge well i better not show in my [ __ ] Because i got a bidet yeah i guess because it’s like really wet yeah so it’s so comfortable you’re to the right you said oh yeah i see him i see the enderman yeah he’s harassing me at this point he’s straight up or even is he wait where is this i don’t

Know i don’t see him anymore i hear him i think he might have he just died or disappeared oh i see him i see him i don’t know i don’t i see him or is it a different one all right let’s go let’s go get him there’s that one and there’s another one

Hey nice you got two pearls let’s go let’s [ __ ] go i got to throw my shaders back on i’m on mode i i had better go put that in my chest dude how many pearls do we have now is that it just oh [ __ ] i thought we had more

Uh actually i’m not sure i’ll go check but i because our can’t remember getting any our blaze rods are in the nether still right in that chest no i brought them back there okay yo goth suburban mom thank you sorry i was out of frame i did not realize guys

Sometimes i just like to chill on the other frame big big deal dude sue me yeah i don’t know why i am thank you montero stuck in my head right now it’s a great song Jeff bezos i guess and it got me in that sexy mood um gross yeah we only have two and our pearls and how many do we need uh 12 i think jesus christ yeah yes uh that definitely sucks i mean i can’t argue with that yeah Miss you so much give me that neck all right i’m making a little bridge over to the land because i’m gonna try to get some sheep okay uh to come into our sheephole there’s my nose itches ugh yeah so dudes don’t even don’t even don’t even start with that don’t even

Talk to me right now don’t even address me literally never speak to me again man shut the [ __ ] up what is this lag are you okay yeah i’m fine it was being really laggy for some reason You spent a dollar to send ligma but you spelled it wrong no refunds sorry all seals are fine embarrassing dude that sucks spell they spelt lugma lag my balls like my bulls because they’re so huge i gotta lug around my balls all day i know we have ball reduction surgery

What’s that whoa i wonder if that i wonder if that’s ever had to happen like someone had balls that were so big that they had to get them actually reduced probably yeah it’s probably probably me actually not i think i’m out of anyone i’d be the one to do that

I know i’m not the stop talking about balls never Never you’ll never catch me you’ll never make me stop talking about balls curtis stop talking about balls i want to find another enderman too bad dude there’s they’re just like so infrequent that’s what see that’s why that method is like it just doesn’t seem too practical to me someone

Tweeted me the other day and said that they’re in the new minecraft update they’re gonna add goats oh is that true i don’t know have you seen any of the stuff about the new minecraft update i’ve looked at it a little bit it looks like caves are going to become a lot cooler

Caves are going to be cooler friggin how so yeah like you know how there’s like biomes above ground but like pretty much all caves kind of look the same yeah well there’s like different types of caves that’s epic okay honestly you’re right i don’t say this a lot

A goat hole when they add goats yeah dude i would totally go in a coat hole or what did you say we should get one yeah we should go into a gold hole yeah we totally got gotta go into a goat hole when they add those into the game

Yeah all right you go you sheep come with me and you sheep come with me okay we got two sheep now and you’re coming with me and you’re coming with me and you’re gonna come see bars yeah just a little freestyle off the dome i wish i had a saddle

Didn’t we get one i thought we did uh you might want to check our chests or maybe it’s as far as maybe there’s one maybe yeah i don’t really know what happened to them but we definitely did find one at one point i thought i had i

Thought i could craft it but it’s horse armor you you cannot craft a saddle for some reason that’s stupid it’s like one of the few things that you cannot craft that’s stupid to me maybe we didn’t bring it back from the nether yeah i think it’s in the chest still no one’s safe

Curtis are you excited for stranger things four i feel like forget what happened in the last season in stranger things so i need to like it’s been so long my sword broke my cool sword bro curtis can you hear me i can hear you now i didn’t hear you

Before if you were talking are you back can you hear me i can hear you now yeah oh okay dude uh yeah i just lost the internet for a second what damn uh chat alright can you hear me chat am i back yet that was so it was so scary when my internet

Went out like the because i was still in the game so i was like leading these sheep back to the base and all of a sudden they just like stopped and like stood still and like i couldn’t get their attention again with the wheat they were just like

Frozen in time and so i was like uh did i do something wrong like they finally became self-aware or something yeah yeah they were about to like take a stand against me they’re like wait what what are we even following this guy for yeah yo what is this thing that i just found

Chat what is this do you find something good it’s like a whoa what the heck we’ll see cool unfinished portal i think ah and there’s a chest with golden leggings golden ho golden boots golden pickaxe golden shovel obsidian is there any way we can turn gold stuff

Into gold ingots because that would be kind of cool can you like melt down gold armor or anything oh that’d be sick yeah that’d be sick that’s what i’m thinking as this i was thinking is that it would be sick uh oh how am i supposed to oh here we go

Okay i need to like get okay i’m gonna make another chest here put all this [ __ ] away that i don’t need the [ __ ] i don’t need any of this [ __ ] shut the hell up whoa yo sheepy’s getting in here man i can’t even ah [ __ ] off

Come on i hate this [ __ ] game what’s going on i’m trying to do something like a million enemies are just like come on oh well you know what you are out at night time i mean not to not to put this on you but you know you’re not supposed to be out

At night i know past my bedtime all right now you sheep and you sheep make love thank you that’s what i like to see okay i tried getting the stuff but i just [ __ ] couldn’t you know literally can’t [ __ ] see a damn thing okay here we go okay [ __ ] whatever dude

Ah yeah yeah okay all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right we are approaching absolute animal mastery here dude we’ve got a cow hole it’s thriving we’ve got a chicken hole it’s thriving and we’ve got now

A sheephole and before long it will be thriving as well that sounds epic all right i might just chill here until morning where are you in a hole okay uh you know what you could do actually is if you want you could log out and i could go to sleep and then you

Can log back in and now and then it would be daytime and i’d be in the same spot yeah that sounds kind of epic yeah i think it actually would be kind of epic come to think of it come to stink of it oh people are saying logging out is cheating

Oh come on dude that’s like the the most benign cheat ever if it is a cheat come on dude when you need to make a bed you need wool and wood and uh wood planks well you just hold on a second oh is he about to make a bed

Yeah someone just said they’re jeremy renner in the chat yo i didn’t know we had the ranster himself how many planks do you need okay well my stomach just made a crazy noise sorry if you heard that chat my stomach was just like aero yeah i have listen oh what

Sorry go on oh yeah i was just gonna ask have you ever listened to kiwi’s stomach before oh yeah all the time it’s like really inch oh hello there because like in my head sometimes she’s just a teddy bear and so then when i like listen to her

Stomach and there’s like gurgling in there i’m like whoa this is like a real animal yeah it always like it always kind of scares me cause i’m like are you are you all right it always like freeze me even when i hear my own stomach i’m like how the hell is there just

Stuff in there yeah there’s just like liquids gurgling around like squirting yeah sometimes it literally sounds like there’s like like actual liquids squirting from one side of my body to the other that’s just yeah that’s just plain weird i’ll be honest yeah i’d be squirting all the time

Is it still nice i’ll probably save the squirting till tonight with for my date yeah it’s still night time all right i’m gonna [ __ ] log out then whoa cheater cheater i’m gonna cheat okay let me get in bed let me know let me know okay i’m asleep

Is it morning no okay it’s morning good morning ha ha we gamed the system that’s a fog guys i don’t have a shovel i don’t i can’t not use this all right here we go lord that was annoying what’s that what was going on anyway there’s so many bad guys around

Yeah i kept trying to just take stuff from the chest my inventory was too full so i couldn’t and all these freaking guys everything came out of the woodwork you know yeah i hate when they come out of the woodwork yeah it’s like you can’t be doing that wait what’s the

Curse of binding what does that do um i think it means when it’s like is it like armor or a sword or something yeah it means when you like equip it to yourself if you i think it means that like only you can have it so if you die

It it just like disappears people are saying don’t put it on if i wear it i can’t take it off i don’t know if it means you can’t take it off i think i thought that it means that like if you die with it on it disappears because it’s like bound to

You so it’s like no one else can have it you know i thought i thought that was how do i make shears guys must taste someone said you can’t take it off okay maybe that maybe the only way to take it off is by dying also shears

I just need two iron i think i have iron oh this is crying obsidian okay was it like that yeah dude dude i’m gonna shear some sheep i’ve never done this before whatever this thing isn’t going away are you making shears yeah dude i’m gonna get some wool from these sheepies

All right i am oh dude oh my goodness oh he’s like naked this is so weird it’s oh i feel kind of bad what’s happening can i share the baby no that would be probably cruel um oh yeah i cheered the two sheep that are in the

People and they look so silly now well baby sheep could you please get big enough so that you can have sex mate i mean i had a dime every time i said that i need grass for them says who says who says poo how do i where’s our [ __ ] house

Yo curtis take it easy dude please take it easy oh no baby sheep get out of there dude that baby sheep almost just died almost straight up died i think our house is this way how am i supposed to how am i gonna get grass on here

How am i going to get grass i don’t have silk touchy or whatever how can the grass grow funny i don’t have silk touch at least i think i don’t have self touch let me go check maybe i do have some random enchanted things somewhere is this not the way home what’s our

What’s the coordinates for home again um the coordinates for home are negative 130 and negative 210. negative 1 negative 130 negative 210. well some people are saying the grass will grow by itself so i’m just gonna see if that happens i’m gonna trust the process we’ll see we’ll see what happens

Although there’s dirt down there and no grass has ever grown there it looks like so i’m not so sure i need a girl okay all right all right let me get a freaking uh silk touch shovel then is that what i want is this the right way who knows actually

Let me see if curtis has anything to self-attach real quick i think i do oh you do you’ve got a silk touch diamond pickaxe all right i’m just gonna take it out for a spin real quick i just need a one blade of grass that’s fine

Oh minus 30 minus negative 130 and then yeah so i’m going the right way i’m just [ __ ] really far for somebody i don’t remember going this far here we go gang now we’re in business we got grass blocks are people hazing is this a haze oh [ __ ] you guys dude

You got hayes anyway well i don’t know people are saying that i don’t actually need grass for these sheep but oh man well we’re gonna find out you know what it couldn’t hurt so hey let’s go let’s go let’s go i just played my let’s go on my

Soundboard thank you i was hoping you would yeah dab a b do you like the grass that i got for you thanks thank you herb rolls it looks like they’re eating the grass honestly so that’s good well i i got i gotta check this out looks like one of them just ate the

Grass i think i hear a skeleton here skeleton oh yeah he he was uh i think he’s over by the gate front gate whoa oh yeah ew they look so weird ew yeah yeah they do look a little bit funky but rest assured oh nice oh they’re eating the grass dude

They love it but now are they gonna well hold on now are they gonna keep doing that because then all the grass is gonna disappear and that’s gonna be kind of annoying before they they look like people kind of just like hunched over crawling around in a pit oh Okay so uh i mean i don’t know what to do now to get all the to get the ender pearls yeah i got two this is uh this is kind of bogus uh yeah dude i don’t know should we just go mine underground for a while i don’t know

Yeah let’s just go try to um mine underground for gold i guess so don’t know yeah don’t need that don’t need that i truly don’t all right dude maybe we we do need to start adding people into the smp who actually know what they’re doing and then they can help us

Yeah just us farting around the whole time trying to figure out what to do well you beat the freaking game already man yeah i know but you know when i when i tried trading with the piggies it was a breeze i don’t know why they’re being so so stingy with us

They don’t want to give us their sweet pearls okay someone just okay they’re like mr krabs someone just commented something crazy use the silk touch on the nether gold ore then when you smelt it you get a gold ingot how is that better than just because

Because if you get if you mind the gold in the nether don’t you just get a nugget oh yes you get more you get more bang for your buck yeah okay you know what that actually could be kind of yo jeff bezos just donated someone named jeff underscore bezos

Donated they said i donated a dollar to curtis but he never noticed that i bezos himself donated so he was four dollars for danny thank you jeff but you know what you don’t got to start paying me right now i’m expecting you to pay for dinner so you

You don’t need to you don’t need to do all that now what yeah dude are you at least a little bit jealous or what i’m a lot a bit jealous yeah i bet you are well why don’t you i’ll try digging underground and we’ll just see how much gold we can

Come up with we’re we’re both going underground or where am i [ __ ] whoa that was crazy Dude there were just there were just creepers chilling like do you know like halfway down the ladder there’s like that little hole yeah there were two creepers chilling there just waiting for me so like when i was coming down they were just like okay we’re gonna blow up now and i couldn’t

Do anything about it really oh shoot holy [ __ ] okay right now this is uh oh no someone just donated said someone who graduated from my college this weekend put the phonetic pronunciation of their name as the baby so the poor woman reading names just went the baby as this white kid walked up

I don’t think that should be allowed whoa yeah what the hell i mean i’m sure that they didn’t just didn’t know i have to honor what the kids say their name is around it’s like [ __ ] do do you have my silk touch uh i put it back in the chest

Because i want to try this leather thing yeah yeah you should try that oh [ __ ] and i hope i don’t die let’s go all right i’m gonna actually get rid of some stuff before i go to the nether because knowing me i’ll [ __ ] die yeah knowing you you will [ __ ] die you’re

Not supposed to agree with me i agree wholeheartedly bud you know yourself you will die no no i don’t have any more room in this chest yeah beyonce just donated what am i saying what the heck beyonce don’t donate and say hi danny big fan oh my god

You got to be [ __ ] you got to be farting on me like that it’s an honor and you’re honest with that dude no kick me while i’m down i don’t you freaking beyonce she just says hi oh by the way i just found diamond epic all right into the nether i go

All right good luck dude i hope your little strategy works your little strategy if my if my if my chat is hoodwinking me it will be healthy all right if you guys are that sounds like something that would work it makes sense right but if they’re hoodwinking me josh josh

What’s gonna say he’s gonna peck me on the cheek about it and i don’t know if i want that or don’t if your chat hates you josh peck is gonna get mad at you and peck you on the cheek yeah that’s sort of my punishment or reward i’m not really sure yet your

Punishment for being gullible from josh is a peck on the cheek All right guys right now i’m i’m i’m on gold mode i am just looking for gold right now okay so i’m going to pay i’m going to pass up some iron i’m going to pass up some lapis lazuli i’m going to pass up some redstone i am looking for gold

Tauruses are the best yeah i guess they uh i guess when you put it like that i guess you’re right huh all right i see some gold this is the time all right what a time to be alive are you gonna just get the first time you get it come back and

Try it or what i want to make sure none of these pigs are gonna hurt me just to make sure it actually works yeah now i just have gold ore so that should be fine right better be zombie zombie zombie okay i’m fine it fell down

Whoa bill gates donated 420 in my stream dude come on with that he said here’s something for you there’s something just for you he says bill i don’t know what to say can i set you up with my pal curtis though that’s really what i want at this at

This point in time i mean we were hoping dude i’m hoping that dude you are not going to believe this danny you’re not going to believe what just happened i just got a donation no i just got it i just got a donation from jay-z jay-z what did he say

He said i’m not mad about beyonce donating to me is she he’s he says i’m a bigger fan of you than beyonce is of danny wow and the plot thickens whoa dude and jay-z thickens he’s he’s i actually don’t know if jc is thick and i wouldn’t want to object you know

Sexualize him like that i immediate i know i respect him more and we go way back so jay-z me and james oh you don’t want to say he’s thick or not no because no i mean that’s really for him to decide yeah and i’m sure josh beck will have to give

Me a peck about it if i say anything so yeah it sounds like he does that a lot it’s i gotta tell you man it’s almost uh it’s almost unbearable at this point it’s weirdly frequent that josh peck gets so mad that he kisses you

Not mad i’m not sure if that is what that means oh you don’t oh you don’t know no it could be it’s either he it’s mad or he likes it i don’t know what it means because he does it so much is he like frowning when he does it or

No he doesn’t frown he just pecks me on the cheek he doesn’t smile doesn’t laugh he doesn’t he’s straight faced i actually can’t see his face when he does it it’s always those pitch black in the room when he doesn’t i can’t tell yo we got another donation

Oh my god dude danny devito dude i got a josh peck donation [ __ ] off what did you get i got one from danny devito i guess he’s your brother or something you guys have the same name can you hear me hello [ __ ] dude we’re getting so many celebs in here okay

Beyonce donated again in mind and said jay-z is a liar i’m a bigger fan of danny than he is of curtis well this is bad communication on their part yeah he’s he’s my brother what did he say danny devito’s oh yeah he’s your brother because you have the same name

Uh hey curt huge fan oh no he said give danny a pat on the back for me damn it oh all right happy to me and my sister bri i’m guessing uh happy birthday happy birthday oh dude josh peck donated and said i’m gonna give you a peck on the cheek

I think that might mean he’s mad at me but again i’m i’m really not sure um he might be elated or he might be pissed i i just got one as well from jeremy renner he donated one dollar i am jeremy he said i am jeremy renner and danny sucks at minecraft

Speaking of videos uh that i’ve made people that i’ve made videos about before did you see that uh tweet that drew and i responded to with that screenshot from like a dm with hard rock nick no i didn’t see that okay so apparent so someone like just tweeted it

At me and apparently they like it’s just like some person on instagram like uh added hard rock nick to like a group chat that they had with friends and hard rock nick joined and then he like changed the group name into some like something random i forget what he changed it to

And then like just sent a picture of himself and then the only thing he said in the chat was just i hate danny gonzalez didn’t say anything else holy [ __ ] so not so he’s fine with drew i guess yeah i know i texted drew i was like how come he likes you

What do i do i hate danny like they weren’t even ginseng about me in the group chat it seemed like you just kind of like randomly said that he just says that to anybody who who’ll listen to him i think that’s how he like greets people hello i hate danny gonzalez

And my name is hard rock nick yeah he’s like going to meet his like girlfriend’s parents or something say nice to meet you i i hate danny gonzalez and his girlfriend’s parents are like us too actually come to think of it that true gooden guy fit right in here he’s great

Yeah i’d let him tug on my balls one by one and that curtis guy he’s sort of the the bonus guy or what do you what did he call me uh for third guy prop or something yeah that third guy prop yeah all right i’m getting donations from

Freaking a-list celebs right i don’t know what’s going on uh i got one from bill gates he says let me take you somewhere nice oh bellium and then i got one from neil greene oh neilum and then i get one from okay i get one from you

Or me yeah it says it says danny gonzalez it says you donated what does it say i said how can that be if you were you’re right here it says you’re the best minecrafter no thanks man it’s like really nice okay no i should say that actually

Wasn’t me i didn’t i didn’t say that and i don’t think that i think then i had to say it i should say that i’ve been getting donations from the likes of barack obama ellen degeneres and radio rebel v radio wrote yeah ellen degeneres said i’m quitting my job for you danny i

Spend so much time on your streams i’m canceling my talk show did you hear that she was canceling her show i guess i heard that i didn’t know why i didn’t know it was because she liked my stream so much and she the way she’s telling people about it is

Through a twitch donation on your stream yeah oh that is absolutely mental hard rock nick donated one dollar he says i hate danny gonzalez no uh hi curtis how would you feel someone redesigned your forearm tattoo i want to add your at to the tat

As well i saw how you felt like um yeah you don’t have to get my at tattooed on your arm but you really don’t have to do that whoa an attack an attitude attitude um but i mean do you want curtis how does get how does

Maybe you can answer this for me okay i just let me ask you can i ask you a question yeah just okay spit it out how does okay so this is something i’ve been wondering uh um maybe you would know the answer yeah i’ve said i’ve given you consent to ask

You this question so maybe i can answer that for you mind if i should i just ask it now or yeah absolutely i don’t know have you ever talked to anyone before uh okay so how does um how does getting a tattoo like work like do tattoo like okay so jesus christ okay

You went with him she had founded this she had she already had a design that she wanted tattooed on her yeah so then i know other tattoos like like tattoo artists will also like design tattoos so like do tattoo artists do all tattoo artists design tattoos or do some only do like pre-done

Things and stuff or like what how does that work um to my understanding tattoo artists will well they design stuff like i don’t like they don’t just like i think most tattoo artists they have like they have like flash that they do that they’ve designed you can go

You can go get it um but i don’t know i feel like tattoo artists or tattooers that i know are usually are like down if people like bring a like reference to something they want and then they like kind of switch it up and like make it their own

Instead of just getting the exact same like tattoo as like someone else but right i don’t know i guess every artist is is different but yeah i because like the tattoo places that i’ve been just like with friends and stuff like i remember like some had like a book that

You could look through yeah and like look at all the designs that they like offer so when i but when i went with my friend i didn’t really know anything about tattoos so i just assumed like that those were your options and like and that’s it yeah so i yeah

No i think it’s obviously if they have like a big book of like if you give them a design like i just want this simple thing it’s like yeah it’s fine yeah uh but i think for the most part they like want to do their own stuff

Well okay what the heck do i know probably nothing that’s why i was so hesitant to ask you okay super mean but i will tell you this this gold trick with the silk touch it freaking works man well you donated in my stream never uh never curtis connor donated four

Dollars and said hey daddy i tried to send this privately but you won’t respond will you stop being so mean to me it hurts my feelings and it’s inhaled shut the [ __ ] shut up shut up shut up shut up don’t don’t read it all out okay so it sounds like in the message

You knew that this wasn’t a private message but now you’re still sh shush getting embarrassed that i’m shut up but it’s public it’s private you weren’t supposed to see that i wasn’t supposed to see that it was a private donation to you yeah yeah how does anyone else see it

Explain this to me at once okay you donated it with the intention of but showing up on my screen that’s the only and then you thing that happens with donations and then i figure as soon as someone saw the word as soon as someone started reading they’d go oh this isn’t for my

Eyes and i’d stop and now but now you so you thought that they would respect your privacy and now you are just abandoning that you’re sort of throwing my wishes out the window you’re the opposite of a genie oh because i’m not granting your wishes you’re taking them away

Yeah disrespecting them yeah mm-hmm all right well i’ve been down here for so long and i’ve found a grand total i’ve got a grand total of four ingots for gold so i’m going to come back up now sorry how many how many [ __ ] another how many angus do you have oh man dude

Guys he has four ingots did you hear my did you hear what i typed to you no all right not tied to you i didn’t no i didn’t hear what you typed to me what’d you what’d you do i couldn’t i can’t hear it if you’re doing anything you didn’t hear that just

Then no come on yes you did dude i didn’t yo spider-man thank you spider-man thank you jesus thank you to baby this is a star-studded night dude yeah it’s kind of crazy helen kraft says don’t stream with danny he took my wisdom teeth this morning and he won’t give them back

Hey hey oh sorry sorry and even if i did i had a good reason for it all right but it’s i didn’t i wouldn’t take i wouldn’t just take someone’s wisdom teeth without a good reason we can all agree yeah with me that’s pretty that’s pretty wise to say that uh

Sebastian balls thank you man this is crazy okay guess how many ingots i have dan i have 12. that’s more than me and it’s all because of the silk touch trick that is a silky touchy trick true good and just donated i he says just [ __ ] it in my pantaloons

Dude i think that might have actually been that might be drew good that’s why hard rock nick likes him so much drew is he’s he’s on if anything he’s honest he’s down to earth for sure you know a celeb with her head up in the clouds wouldn’t respond like that

Wouldn’t wouldn’t say something like that publicly no no way all right i’m gonna give a pig a cookie oh what he’s freaking jellyfish man you know what sucks dude what you know it really blows is that i got four gold ingots but i just realized that my gold boots broke a while ago

So i’m gonna have to use my four gold ingots to just make new gold armor no dude i have i have gold boots in my chest in my room oh well i already made them i already did it okay all right um the boring ultimate the born already made them

That movie with matt damon eat oh thanks guys you ever see uh have you ever watched uh die hard yeah i’ve seen it dude i just watched that for the it’s here for the first time yeah wow did you like it because i because i always hear people saying it’s

A christmas movie and so on around christmas time laura and i watched it i i hate when people say that oh because i don’t think it is okay do tell do tell now i want to hear your opinion about it let’s hear it yeah i know it takes place

On christmas i know okay so does that that automatically makes it a christmas movie well i mean let me i mean let me explain let me play devil’s admiral let me play devil’s advocate here let me just advocate for satan really quickly yeah if there was uh he’s advocating for

It’s the the lord of darkness himself it’s the man downstairs um and i’m not talking about my penis uh okay so but like you’d say would you say home alone is a christmas movie uh yeah okay so what does that have to do with christmas aside from the fact

That it takes place around christmas because it’s it’s about family you know loving your family that’s not what christmas is about family what is christmas about jesus christ okay so so die hard is a christmas movie because it’s about jesus christ no it’s not i’m saying i’m saying it’s because it takes

Place around christmas and that automatically makes it a christmas movie according to you you’re the one who said home alone was a christmas movie yeah because it’s about family you [ __ ] yes it is so so so do you think uh so okay so you think eternal sunshine and

The spotless mind you think that’s a freaking christmas movie own i’ve never seen it live on i know it very well might be how about it’s a wonderful life is that christmas i think i saw it when i was a kid so i forget what happened it it’s people say it’s a christmas

Movie but it has about as much to do with christmas in my opinion is die hard it just takes place around christmas and it’s about a guy [ __ ] who wants to kill himself actually no that’s about a guy [ __ ] [Laughter] now that one’s actually that one is actually about uh

There’s god and angels and stuff for some reason they’re galaxies in that movie but they are that is about uh christian lore at least okay we don’t have to talk about this anymore oh red eats bread thank you i hope you’re i hope you feel better

Um but you know what i think if we just both agree that i’m right then i then i think we can just drop it no just they just said stomach noises in parentheses that’s so true that there’s something that peanut would say man my stream labs is giving me the business today

I’m sorry now danny’s quiet again save the things i’m doing to my stream what the [ __ ] every time it stops it’s like oh new thing new day it is that’s yeah that’s weird okay i have 22 ingots dude holy cow i think we should go i’m gonna go trade

Okay yeah let’s go i’ll come with you but you didn’t have to cut me out But she didn’t you ever seen that vine uh no what vine is that shut the hell up uh it’s um i don’t even know it’s like a clip from some like movie or something um and one guy’s like i should have left you standing on that street corner where i

Found you and then the other guy he’s got kind of like his neck cocked and in the funniest way he just says but she didn’t That sounds funny oh i hear a jelly okay enderman there’s a bunch of pigs over here i think if we can not if we can freaking lock these guys in yeah yeah yeah yeah i get them both close and then give them both an ingot

You guys want a ningy come on come and get it holly want an inky just throw both of them in the same spot and then maybe he’ll come pick it up he’ll come racing over i don’t have any blocks it looks like they are kind of scary you

Know can you throw the ingots like into where i’m already building the thing maybe oh yeah build another wall so there’s like only one way to get in and go super quick all right here we go uh our [ __ ] i don’t see it i suppose come on piggly wigglys get there’s Oh you gave me a little potion all right for some reason i have two ingredients now so i’m going to give him Try to give more to these other ones or what i’ll turn up my shooters real quick this is kind of wild and nasty wild and nasty marcel towing just uh donated you might not know who that is he’s the main character from towing oh wow i’m in the hole

Wow curtis get out of the hole i’m in the hall uh okay you just donated to me again it looks like no curtis please help me curtis please help me jeff bezos is holding me hostage i’m trying their best to sound calm but i don’t know what to do

Is this true uh um so what do you think about that donation by the way curtis uh crazy right like what would you do if that was true i mean it’s i’m i’m me who are you talking to oh no no one i got chad i’m doing it oh it’s flipped

Up i’m calling 9-1-1 right now okay okay thanks dude all right they’re on their way back hell yeah elon musk donated two what the heck did you know elon musk is sure for elongated muskrat did you know that i yeah are you hoodwinking me oh dude josh peck told me

He did he like dm’d me on twitter for some reason just to tell me that i want a freaking ender pearl is that enderman yeah i’m kind of dying i thought i could take him on my own but turns out probably nuts probably not oh no [ __ ] oh i picked up eggs

All right sorry i um that was a little bold of me to think i could take on an enderman by myself yeah that was crazy these look so slender like i could just snap them in half i thought maybe i could just snap them in half give me what i want

I actually don’t remember even where we were freaking like where we freaking were harry styles donated man what’s going on oh no that’s actually kind of cool shoot is it shooting on you no no oh no oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh i died again

[ __ ] oh man curtis where are you right now i’m with the pig i’m in the pig hole i’m giving him some stuff oh my lord bro give me a pearl or i’m gonna hurl whoa If you’re not the trunk then you got punked Wait i saw you said i was listening to your podcast today you said they did a jake in a mirror with garyvee yeah have you not seen that episode i mean maybe i have but i probably didn’t know who gary vee was at the time so it doesn’t sound familiar at all

Yeah it’s like the the premise is like they hire garyvee gary vaynerchuk is he wasn’t very rev then um they hire him to be like like a business coach um okay but it’s they say that collegehumor hired garyvee to be a business coach but oh no

But in reality it’s like amir hired him to like make them better friends with jake um what are you doing where are you going there’s a big friggin jelly dude i died long ago and i gotta go get my freaking stuff back ah what am i getting priests i killed the jellyfish congratulations

Obama donated one dollar i love watching your streams kurt got to play golf together sometime yeah i mean sure obama I’d i’d i’d i’d love to do you wanna um are you still in the nether yeah do you wanna come try to kill this uh enderman with me if we do it together maybe we should use friendship and maybe if we’ve got friendship on our side we could do it

Yeah sure where are you okay so come out of the hut jab of the hat yeah what do you mean hut like our house are you in like the the hut that has the portal in it oh then or another house here yeah okay okay turn around i’m up

And behind you oh i see you oh there’s all some gold up there okay yeah there’s an enderman up here and i’m gonna i’m gonna honestly i’m gonna snap him in half all right prepare to get uh prepare to get slayed slain pretty good snapped dude

I’m coming i’m coming maybe we could get these pigs out of the way holy [ __ ] he coaxed these pigs into helping us kill him if he where the heck is here where the frick is he he freaking [ __ ] oh there he is huh oh oh he’s coming for me

There we go no pearls no oh we got one hey hey i’ll go put it in our chest that way i don’t die where was the gold oh the gold was over there but there’s a freaking pig over there dude this place is crawling with pigs what is this the freaking it’s a

Freaking police station place is crawling with pigs that’s wild whoa jake paul donated what danny i’m going back i’m going to bring back team 10 and i want you to be the first member what not fairly donated hey danny i loved your song help let me go

You guys you want to know what varley actually dm’d me after i made help let me go and told me that she liked it so she actually does like help let me go i’m trying to get this gold but these pigs are freaking riding my balls oh my god dude holy [ __ ]

These pigs are [ __ ] doing the splits on my dick dude these pigs are making me like we’re gonna be all up on jeff bezos tonight oh i can’t believe it these pigs are all on me follow me so you didn’t get a singer a single pearl from these pigs no not a freaking

Single pearl these these pigs are my gosh these pigs are uh they’re sort of the worst and also they again they’re riding my balls i can’t even not mine this gold because they’re like hey dude what are you doing curtis you’re wearing you’re both riding you balls oh no

All right where are you are you back up by where we killed the enderman yeah i’ll i’m coming up there i’m coming up so you better get this party started i’m coming up okay thoughts on imagine dragons yeah they make my favorite minecraft song minecraft

I mean what a stupid idea for a song [Laughter] it sounds like it’d be like the announcement video for the minecraft update where they add thunder yeah they get the band to actually perform it yeah minecraft has thunder yeah oh shoot dude this pig wants to fight me because he sees

Me taking his gold that’s what i’m afraid of i’m not supposed to deal with this pig now where am i going guys i don’t [ __ ] know oh maybe we’re cool now okay he actually doesn’t want to hurt me anymore we’re actually cool now cool i guess i forgot i’m up

Up up up it only goes up from here uh where the cloud’s gonna clear up what is that what is that a beautiful song it’s a shania it’s a shania twain song my friend it’s a shania twain thing dude you rocking with shania uh shania twain the freaking canadian queen

Ah so that’s why you like her and celine celine dion canadian queen i saw gold up here but nathan fielder canadian queen did you know we actually went to the same college program no you and nathan fielder and did he get is it true what he says did he really get good grades

Well i think he went to that school and then like and then uh my program oh so he got good grades and then went to your school yeah i think he went to university and then college but my one professor said he was a very good student

Oh shoot we got another hype train guys don’t don’t just curtis there you are just don’t oh what’s up oh there’s an enderman it’s good oh you want to kill him yeah real quick let me just eat some bread and then i feel like he should know that if two

People with swords drawn are eating chicken before like he should know what’s coming He only goes after you no it’s like hard rock nick oh my gosh see sometimes he just bails there we go pearl check i didn’t get one did you no [ __ ] oh not this guy shut the hell up did you get the gold that was here uh i don’t know couldn’t say

No way imagine dragons with the one dollar whoa chill out look tony stark donated and asked me to say hi to clay and braden why not just put them together and say are those who are the avengers or what clay and braden clayton as if they were dating that would be

Their their couple name oh clay and braden were dayden they’d be yeah oh james charles is dm me he dm do you yeah well sorry he says hi sister check your dms so that’s why i said that so i guess he did i guess oh damn james charles is dm me oh

I was gonna say what does he think you’re 14 or something i don’t know i guess so i need gold way up for the gold look at me go nice that’s what i was trying to do but i tried to go the other way let no no no

Let me do it let me do it i have the silk touch oh okay yeah you do you’ve got the soap touch i also got the magic touch curtis you’ve got the silkiest touch has anyone ever told you that Yeah every day of my life it’s kind of annoying oh my bad i didn’t know just don’t let it happen again oh this is a pretty big uh big big big gold zone oh okay cool sick okay well which is it a cool sick or tight yeah you’re saying

Yeah which is it uh i guess it’s tight on second not second thought it’s it’s none of the others i might be dropping gold down there that i’m not picking up oh i’m i’m longed on dude i’m not even over there anymore i want to go find one’s on the ground

Since you want to be in charge all the sky gold sky gold i like that that’s my name now your name is skye gold yeah i like it so i’m sort of claiming it as my own before you do i kind of like it i got seven picture like a skeleton

Like that is guarding the gold and but also sings uh love me like you do what we would you call that skelly diamond oh you were so close skelly goulding yeah because she’s also a ghoul i was thinking it’s diamond because i’ve had that last part oh okay i get it

I was saying diamond because there’s a drag queen named ellie diamond that i was thinking of but i forgot ellie goulding it was a different person so i’m sorry so there’s a drag queen named ellie diamond yeah is that do you think that’s like uh has to do

With ellie goulding or is it like a totally different thing i actually never thought about that maybe but if it was then it’d be like ellie diamonding you know yeah i guess so um okay i have seven gold ores you’ve got seven you’ve you did all that work for seven

Yeah how many do you have huh uh well i’ve got 128 nuggets so whatever that divided by nine is that so many do you seriously have that many yeah [ __ ] i’ve got 120 actually no i’ve got more than that i’ve got 64 times three like 180 190 something maybe

Yeah right i’ve been mining like crazy dude oh [ __ ] it’s almost [ __ ] yeah okay you know let’s let’s you want to take all the gold that we have now and just and just lock a pig up and make him give us the goods and then call it a night i think so yeah

Okay so let me come back to where you were yeah i know okay where uh where are you i’m at home like not in the nether anymore oh okay well you’re going to want to come back in the nether for this dude because we’re feeding pigs tonight all right i had to

Make ingots sorry no that’s okay there is a crafting table in our nether hut but well i needed a furnace so oh that’s right that’s right so how do you how do you feel about that okay okay okay i have seven so that’s a total of a lot

Yay i think we’re gonna get some ender pearls how many do we have now three so we need maybe nine more jesus christ so much is there still a pig trapped in this there should be or i guess not nope it’s not all right that’s so let’s just get this big right here

Oh [ __ ] okay oh we got him now here have all my gold timothy chalamet official thanks all right now we just kind of sit back and relax while he gives us the pearls and i think he will be giving us the pearls today if i had to guess

I think today’s the day i think the game knows we’re about to call it quits on minecraft forever it can kind of sense that so i think it’s gonna want to tread very carefully here is this the strat in speedrun so they trade with pigs for ender pearls so this was actually the

Big um have you heard that there was like a controversy with dream cheating yeah so this is where this is where it stemmed from apparently he did one speed run where the um he was like he did this method and the pig the pigs gave him like way too many uh

Ender pearls for like for it to make sense or like he got he got like extremely lucky if he wasn’t cheating basically is what damn i’m throwing some things back in there because my inventory is full i’m not versed enough in probabilities of minecraft drops to know whether or not that’s valid but

Yeah because it seems like it this is seems like they never give you entertainment yeah literally how the hell did he get under pearls because they don’t do that we’ve been at this for hours has he given you any ender pearls yet he ain’t giving me [ __ ]

He hasn’t given me one at all nothing i’m just gonna throw some new stuff in there to empty the old inventory oh dude he gave me three let’s go Hey let’s get some pogs in the chat guys oh yeah let me give let me get some hey all right so now we’ve got a total of six ender balls hey curtis did you fall down there and pick up all the gold ingots people were saying that your gold might despawn

Ah okay that’s a that’s a fair point thank you chat i think you just wanted him to give you this stuff I won’t i won’t disagree with that i was feeling a little left out a squad stream guys we tried this yeah we tried it curtis unfortunately is not a partner like i am so he cannot participate in a squad stream yeah you know maybe if he puts his nose

To the grindstone and streams a little bit more and gets a little bit more pro tom cruise donated and he wants to know if you’re interested in scientology yes no you are yes okay tom uh he he is i don’t know why he didn’t ask about me

But i don’t know if he’s giving me things someone named frogpogs said hi danny love your videos do you have any advice on how to come up with a unique username i hate my current one but i can’t think of anything cool enough l frog pog is kinda cool

He’s just he’s just stealing gold now he’s not giving me any items really yeah let’s give him one let’s see what happens i’d like to see this maybe he was giving it to me did he take it yeah he’s looking at it right now he’s examining it seeing what

He wants to do with it oh yeah he gave me uh something nothing good um frog pogs i’m gonna say your new username is josh peck this can’t be true yeah i i just got i just got a donation from josh peck no if this is true buddy they just changed their username

If this is true i gotta call the cops man i’m i’m sorry wait what it says help me danny is stabbing me underneath his desk please tell jeff bezos and carry on my legacy dude what dude that’s not even that i would i didn’t i would not even

Do that just repeatedly stabbing a man under your desk that’s crazy buddy dude that’s insane of you to do that i don’t even know josh peck dude or no i’m like that i’m not even cool with josh peck like that we don’t even hang out

Okay do me a favor put put your face under the desk if you get a kiss if you get a peck on the cheek i will know the truth then that’s how we’ll fight you want me to you want me to put my face under the

Desk and if i get a peck on the cheek you’ll know then i’ll know i’ll sense the disturbance in the force because only i’m face is under the desk dude and you know nothing nothing’s happening um yeah nothing happened wow i gotta go back to our base whoa was that like mystery music

I heard what happened i know a peck on the cheek when i hear one listen here you didn’t hear anything all right you see you’ll never catch me alive yeah this dude that was not i don’t know what you guys thought you heard but that

Was not a peck all right you don’t know what you guys don’t even know what a peck sounds like i think it’s safe to say you wouldn’t know a peck if it pecked if it pecked you you wouldn’t know a peck uh how many pearls do we have now

Uh i believe we have a total of six okay oh hype train yeah how’s that for friggin lore it’s the smp lore as you stab josh beck under the under your desk dude this yeah this smp’s got the craziest lore we had obama donating in here and i was

Murdering josh peck just mom or not i don’t i wasn’t with him i wasn’t with him yeah i’m definitely not with him now i swear to god dude uh all right well what do you say we call it uh are you satisfied with this with this the outcome of the stream yeah

Um i’m cool with that um i think i think we did i think we did well hold on uh let me just look outside real quick and make sure there’s not like an enderman just walking around that we could kill real quick okay no i don’t see one okay hold up hold up

This is something that you want to do yeah i’m doing something for my for my stream ho ho guys we’re going to add more people to the s p probably when once we beat the dragon because we don’t want to invite people into this world when there’s still such

An evil dragon in it so we’re going to wait until we kill him then we’re going to bring other people in here dude don’t worry dude we’re gonna add other people dude dude you’re not gonna believe what just happened no dude go dude go to my stream

You want me to open go open my stream you’re not gonna believe what just happened in my room okay i’ll look at your stream real quick hold on hold on let me i gotta put it up on my screen so that way fun okay let me let me disconnect from

Minecraft and i’ll open up my stream on my freaking computer that way people can see it um okay dude this is your i’ve never seen this before in minecraft uh okay um curtis honor okay okay okay i’m [ __ ] did you know that your channel is intended for mature audiences yeah

Okay now i gotta watch an ad yeah yo this is crazy putting money right in bezos’s pocket here yo have you guys ever seen this in minecraft i don’t think i’ve ever seen this oh my god well i oh [ __ ] dude holy cow he’s in the flesh oh my god

Dude look at that stance dude he’s just here i came back from the nether and he’s he is waiting what what an interesting departure from the minecraft style everybody in minecraft has a certain style about them and what’s he doing it just looks like josh peck what’s he doing he’s sort of

Oh it looks like he’s going in for a oh oh wait i didn’t oh you’re okay the stream is lagging so i can hear you but i didn’t see what happened yet so i’m still watching waiting to see what’s gonna happen he pecus he kissed me

Oh whoa how did he get in front of you when he’s in the game that’s so that’s crazy he got like in front of the webcam video no he didn’t he did actually well he doesn’t i mean he looks pretty good there he doesn’t look like he’s been stabbed over and over so

Honestly that basically clears my name right yeah i guess you’re sort of uh i guess you’re sort of in the clear hell yeah all right well uh i think uh i’m gonna log off then with that all right sounds uh sounds good that was um great great stream honestly i feel like

We made strides if we i mean we do that one more we do another stream like that we’ll be ready to kill the dragon in no time sure okay all right well uh ggs as they say all right uh i’ll talk to you later all right bye man see you

How do i turn off this [ __ ] there we go yo bye josh am i looking that way bye josh oh that was crazy man we have a freaking celeb freaking celeb show up at the end of this at the end of the stream hmm all right well thanks for hanging out

For the stream guys sorry i died so many times um but That was um that was epic you know uh thanks we’re gonna raid chris melberger he’s doing a charity stream so go check out go hang out with chris if you want to watch some quality content and you know donate donate some money so thank you appreciate you um you know stay safe

Take care have a good night thank you you too thanks for hanging out appreciate you um bye bye bye bye bye this was fun thank you All right appreciate you go have fun on chris’s dream bye