What up what up what up what up oh yo how do you say that netra thank you for the subscription what up happy pride everyone hello yes happy pride um three stinky months yeah these are putrid disgusting smelly muns cool hat thank you uh your mustache what the [ __ ] yeah i Don’t know dude check it out i’m really committed i bought a a mustache grooming kit off of it [ __ ] off of uh i thought that was a mega hat i know dude it sucks he ruined red hats with white uh letters on it but i bought a a mustache grooming kit And it came with a little comb check it out look how that comb is dude how embarrassing is this because i found i saw a comment that was like curtis none of your mustache hairs aren’t going the right way so bullying works like i’ve said in the past Check it out guys [ __ ] asmr dude check it so this is how we’re this is my life now love the podcast thank you um yeah man embrace it get on board all right get on board with the mustache because i’m not it’s not going anywhere um But you already tell it made it look better dude it made it like you know look more just goes where it’s supposed to starbucks two months thank you um i made it more even precisely dude all right i gotta tweet the link uh okay did anybody watch my My stream last week during the minecraft twitch rivals thing can you guys watch that yes okay you missed it okay well it was five hours and uh i haven’t played minecraft since because i needed a hard reset On this [ __ ] game so i took a little break um so i haven’t played it since then but it’s all good man let’s uh let’s go over here uh let’s move the alert box up a little no green screen today guys um and uh hold on can you guys hear me Let’s hear me okay okay and i’m gonna go get danny in here hello oh we got curtis in the house yeah i’m in the house thank you you’re welcome thank you for coming thank you for joining yeah no no problem man happy to join real quick someone in someone in the Chat just said i’m wearing jorts these are not shorts they just they’re just like blueish shorts so dude you’re wearing jords i’m not wearing george they’re not jorts they’re i i don’t know what material they’re made out of but it’s not gene yo sorry to interrupt sorry to interrupt I got a level five hype train going can i get it can i get some big bangs in the chat let me know if you can hear this curtis oh yeah there you go nice that’s where i train thank you uh proceed i don’t freaking care my whole chat’s going bing Bing as well okay thank god uh okay i’m joining the server oh [ __ ] let me get on here i’m in the server oh god let me get in here i just beat the game what i’m sorry man you took you took too long man hold on dude you you beat the ender dragon Get out of here ender dragon yeah dude check it out i just killed it what ah my dude okay i see you you’re already back from the end then yeah the end was just in here oh really yeah i was kind of just in here I come in there’s a dead dragon on the bed [Laughter] dick cheney oh three hundred percent on the live train what the heck holy moly you got some supportive chat stirs yeah checkstars um okay my sensitivity is all [ __ ] because i haven’t messed up my controllers ever since the Tournament we played in and oh yeah that messed up all my settings too because we had to go back to like minecraft one point nothing yeah also dude i’ve got a i got a bone to pick with you man with me yeah okay a certain i saw a certain clip on on twitter No no sorry you’re right right you are right because he was on tick tock i’m sorry but um it was me when you got drafted before me in the tournament okay and i was and i was outside i was smacking the window i was begging you to let me in I said uh i said danny come on uh please let me in i i you know you’re my we’re boys you know we have this smp together uh and then they split they they edited together what you said while i was outside saying how much you were gonna Gun for me and get you on the team and you said uh you don’t know me you’ve never seen me in my you’ve never seen me before in your life okay i might have said that dude i gotta be honest i was so nervous and i didn’t know anyone I was probably just talking right out of my ass so that’s yeah cause it’s stunned it’s stunk you know that’s why yeah i was [ __ ] talking i was pushing poo out of my nose i’ll own up to it only so far as to say i didn’t know what i was saying and i Was so nervous that it you know i didn’t mean it okay i forgive you that was that was so easy yeah um i’m you could punch me in the face and then you know i’d i’d probably say sorry for it you know i’m a very weak man so it’s all good uh Yeah i remember that happened on tour like uh pretty much like everyone in your meet and greets would punch you in the face and you would just like apologize to them yeah and i sort of had like kiss the bottom of their shoes and stuff yeah so you got really sick from doing That if i remember correctly yeah it was pretty sick that i did that you’re right uh yeah dude you got so sick all of a sudden i’m doing that um but okay what else was i i was gonna say is that i sort of had the last Laugh after that because i got third place oh oh yeah you did yeah uh you completely blew us out of the water did we ever did we ever play your team i don’t even remember no we didn’t i don’t think we played you because we were in the uh I’m sorry we were in the winner’s bracket oh yeah yeah uh i i’m gonna um do you wanna do a squad stream again uh sure yeah oh yo sham tur thank you for the donation hey bestie my friend and i did an awful hyper pop cover of in love With a creeper bing bing wow okay i’d like to see it i wish there was a link in this donation but i i don’t think that there is but uh i hope i see it someday we can find it okay uh yeah it says it says my invite was Already sent even though i haven’t sent it to you this time it must be just like a perpetual invite so hopefully you can still accept it if you want to do the uh okay i will watch him i’ll go how do you do it again um it’s on your stream dashboard You know what let me i’ll i’ll cancel the invite and send it again and then hopefully it’ll show up for you okay heard is connor uh whoa okay it says start it says start squad stream oh try that then invites no invites to display yeah actually and funny enough i can’t even Find you on here anymore i’m trying to send you an invite and i like i’m typing curtis connor and you aren’t coming up there’s like other accounts called curtis connor number one fan and curtis connor is daddy okay i think i just sent you an invite oh hell yeah okay I’m accepting it i accepted it let’s go oh okay start squad stream okay squad stream started all right i bet it’s working now is it working guys guys let us know if you can see this the whole squad set up it’s working hell yeah nice okay so All right so if we’re gonna go to the end there’s a few things we need to do okay first off i’m gonna i’m gonna try to make all diamond armor okay um yeah so that we can beat up the dragon and we gotta have good enough tools yeah and We’ll need an arrow and um sword i think just one arrow yeah we’ll need one arrow and sword i think okay yeah i think we can i think i have a sword i think i do have i have 63 spectral arrows oh [ __ ] we’re also going to want to Bring a lot of blocks well so first off we are i mean we can’t even go to the end until we find the um the stronghold so we have to do that also okay and in order to do that i need to turn i need to turn our blaze rods into blaze powder And then what the heck and then i need to turn our ender pearls and the blaze powder into eyes of ender okay all right i’ve got a bunch of eyes of ender no way that was fast yeah i did i just had to craft them so it was so fast Oh that’s what they look like can i hold one do you like it hell yeah he likes this all right now i need to make sure i’m going to get like a i need to make like a sword and a bow and arrow oh i’ve got 45 spectral arrows as well Guess i’m kind of pog yeah i guess when you really get down to it what else do i need i need boots i guess i don’t have any uh Don’t have a bow but i’ve got a [ __ ] ton of arrows um are you still beefing with lasercorn yes i have not squashed that who is that he was one of the commentators he’s one of the commentators on the minecraft stream i forgot to tell you this He was like i guess like our chat my chat went into the the twitch rivals like stream and we never got to do that okay yeah they went in there and they were like talking like my chat went over the to the twitch rivals stream and they were like saying like go kurta Like you go curtis and danny we want curtis and danny to win and then laser core and one of the guys was like he was like uh okay seeing a lot of curtis and danny uh comments to win you know i love danny gonzalez you know he’s spooky boy is here he’s Going to be great and he just didn’t mention me at all that’s [ __ ] up so i got beef with him now okay so I’m guessing we need to bring a lot of food eh yeah i was cooking some chicken and some mutton in in these uh furnaces i’ll grab those um i’ve got seven chicken and three muttons so that’s not a ton i know i’m gonna use some of this to breed the cows So just so you know this is this is probably going to be you thought that looking for the ender pearls was annoying just wait until we get to the freaking stronghold dude what’s because what’s gonna happen it’s just like a it’s like a kind of a fortress type Thing you know how we were like walking around the fortress for a long time looking for the blazes yes it’s like that but we’re looking for the end portal so it’s just like a labyrinth of uh it’s just a freaking labyrinth oh man yeah i’m not gonna lie that uh that sounds terrible Yeah it’s terrible but i mean you never know we could i feel like everything everything every time we’ve tried to do something like like big in this game it’s taken forever so maybe our luck is is oh maybe our ships finally come in and we’ll just breeze right through this yeah That’s what i’m hoping because this this stronghold is it’s like under water right it’s not underwater it’s underground oh damn i mean maybe sometimes it’s underwater i’m not really sure but when i found it it was just underground okay oh i need a water bucket that’s right Oh that’s already cooked i’m an idiot actually you know what this is freaking rotten all right so right now we’re just preparing to go i’m getting everything all ready I think i’m feeling pretty good i’m feeling i’m feeling good we got we both got diamond armor which is kind of swag you gotta you gotta come over here and replant the wheat that you harvested because you’re kind of hogging all the seeds okay i don’t have oh okay i did it Sorry that’s okay dude it’s gonna be so crazy if we beat the ender dragon today and it’s going to be so annoying if we don’t yeah today could either be the coolest or the worst and i can’t wait And if our track record tells us anything it’s going to be the worst yeah we sort of did uh we haven’t enchanted anything i don’t know how important that is i don’t i say we just go for it i do have a sword of mending oh that’s pretty good Is it diamond uh or yeah i think it is yeah it’s a gooby a diamond sort of ending yeah it’s my gooby oh you named it gooby that’s right yeah okay cool um i have a diamond pickaxe with silk touch yeah i think mostly we just if we wanted enchanted stuff we would Want enchanted armor that way the dragon doesn’t kill us right would we what would we enchant it with what would that be called so you make a enchantment table it’s like it’s a whole process it would take us so long to do it right now so i say we just We just go for it okay because we you have to build an enchantment table and then you have to build bookshelves all around the enchantment table and then even then when you like put armor into the enchantment table it’s like random which enchantments it lets you have So you kind of have to spend a long time trying to even get it to have good enchantments that’s annoying Tell me about it seriously it’s so annoying did you take it tell me about it are you right well i mean like just picturing elmi i’m so curious i want to know i i guess because it would it’s it’s random right so you didn’t know when it was going to be [ __ ] clue You’re right yeah you’re right you okay you keep telling me to tell you and then you keep interrupting me so it’s i’m sort of confused about what you want yes okay okay people are saying i think just go go going forward is best yeah we’re gonna do it all right all right Do you have okay so let me just let’s just run down the list of things that i think we’ll need and we’ll see if you have stuff okay okay you got um i mean you got like all your tools pickaxe sword uh shovel i have this or yeah i have a Sword an iron sword of mending sorry it wasn’t diamond i have a diamond pickaxe i have an iron axe i have a backup iron sword i can get a i’ll grab my diamond shovel that i have for some reason okay i i shovel’s not super important but just the strongholds underground so we’ll Have to dig yeah um do you got a bow i have euros i have a bow and arrows do you have a water bucket um no that will be helpful because dude i saved my butt a few times in the most pog way when i fought the dragon before because It it like will if it hits you it sends you flying up really high into the air and so you can kind of save yourself if you do the water bucket trick i’ve never done the water bucket trick should i practice that before we go uh yeah maybe actually you know what You know what man you’ll probably figure it out on the fly i’ll probably figure out on the fly yeah exactly on the fly like literally while you’re flying through the air during the fly yeah is there like a spare bucket over here or what Um do you have any iron uh no here i can i can make you a bucket real quick that’d be awesome and there you go oh thank you okay i have a bucket i guess i’ll go fill it with water yeah yeah okay all right and ender pearls too do you Need those for do we need those for anything um you still have one eye of ender that i gave you right yeah okay then we’re i would i would bring them but i don’t i don’t need them right now okay i’ll put them back if we don’t need Them well no i would say bring them still okay but we just don’t need them i like i don’t need them right now i’m gonna cook this mutton take more blocks okay yeah i’m bringing i’m gonna make i’m bringing food yo he’s bringing food more blocks people are saying more blocks Yeah there will be so you’ve seen people kill the ender dragon before right i’ve seen him do like with beds i’ve seen that but that’s about it so have you seen those like big towers that are like around the ender dragon so you need to like there are things on top of the Towers that heal the dragons so we have to destroy those first and some of them are in little cages so we have to climb up there and break the cages and then destroy the things damn dude all right yeah that’s pretty crazy yeah that sounds crazy that sounds good so beefy whoa Was that you yeah i said that i’ve been really i’ve been practicing my we were cute impression yeah that was a crazy impression yeah i’ve been practicing i’ve actually been practicing my impression is that how’s that sound your silence impression because i didn’t you didn’t sorry i accidentally whispered it so Quiet but i’ll say it loud this time okay i still don’t know if you did anything You don’t hear any you didn’t hear anything i can’t hear anything you’re doing a very good impression of a mime i think okay okay okay how about this your sicko mode is that what that was yeah yeah that was my impression how’d you do that like that only better that but Are you ready to go fight the thing or what i’m cooking some pork chops i’m bringing a bunch of meat with me how much how much food do you have oh i’ve got like i’ve got like three steaks but i’ve got 15 chickens and i’ve got three mutton chops and i’ll Share with you if you need it okay i have seven muttons six steaks i’m about to have 14 pork chops oh my god dude that is pretty sick hey okay why is there just uh i have enderland now that’s weird you still have one eye vendor right yeah Oh thank god do we have like the exact amount of eye vendors that we need um so yes damn but sometimes they break when you throw them so if you’ve got you’ve got ender pearls in your pocket right i have four yeah okay so we can make a Few more if we need to okay okay almost done making the the pork curtis take beds hello i don’t i don’t know if i’m good enough to use the bed strat against the ender dragon yeah i tried to do that and it didn’t work at all and i Ended up just kind of slicing them with my own own own [ __ ] sword yeah yeah no problem man i could tell that you really were expecting that almost so okay two more porkies and then uh we’re good 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 okay all right let’s go Speaking of do i need a diamond sword i have an iron sword of mending you know what there’s two of us i think two iron swords is is gonna be let’s play yeah all right so okay why don’t you do the honest curtis get your Get your uh eye of ender the one that you have okay and then you’re gonna throw it and it’s gonna show us what direction the closest stronghold is in throw it away just like throw it straight up whoa wait do it again wait am i pressing like q Or am i pressing like right click oh no no okay i just kind of tossed it out okay oh [ __ ] behind you oh that way oh no did it sink it might have broken went into the water did you get it no i think it might have broken just like that all right I mean i’ll go check with it ain’t get broke yeah it probably broke oh wait no i see it i got it nice hell yeah okay so it was like that way that way like towards that big pillar yeah it says it said it was that way so i guess We just kind of walk that way and then um and we walk some more we we walk that way and be careful because there i think there is a like a zombie thing in the water with tridents that is throwing them at me nice well this is already going really well Yeah it’s raining literally the second we left as soon as we left the house it started storming where are you right now i’m up here oh i see you i see you okay get bed kurt we’re not getting a bet we’re not doing the best i i brought two beds just For us to have so i’ve got one for you because we’re when we get there we’re gonna wanna probably put beds down and sleep so that way if we die we stay there okay but don’t worry i’ve got one for you so chat we’re all good we’re all gucci chat okay sorry where Are you i’m right next right beside me okay so we kind of just walk and then we throw the ender pearl once we’ve walked for a while to see if we’re still going the right direction then we just keep doing that all right and there seems to be no real science behind When we throw the thing again okay these fools want me to get like a chest or some [ __ ] dude look i’ll just get some wood right here and then we’ll have all this all the stuff you could ever want okay well we’re gonna have so much wood We can make a chest when we get there gang yeah we’re gonna have so much wood because i’m gonna be rock hard when we beat the ender dragon yeah nothing gets me hard quite like beating that ender baddie ender dragon these nuts whoa yeah that was kind of crazy to say Yeah you should have seen how rock hard i got last time dude bedrock hard that’s how hard oh like the bedrock version of minecraft or precisely yeah that’s good well we’re on java though java hard then j job uh j i have a hard dick java java Like if you’re asking someone if they do java hard dick or no okay i’m gonna throw it again okay this way i did not see oh all right all right i have you know i’ve got a good feeling about this i’ve got a good feeling it’s not gonna be Too far no i think it’s gonna be easy peasy it’s gonna we’re gonna get there in like five minutes yeah uh mods go ahead and throw up a prediction are we gonna make it there in five minutes danny says yes Kind of a gloomy day out here today yeah it’s not really getting me excited to go on an adventure no actually it’s for boating oh for boating like if this is like optimal boating weather yeah this is a yeah this isn’t the weather for fighting the ender dragon this is for boating For voting uh i’ve told danny this but make sure you guys twerk on the dragon when it’s down it says sean was blue yeah that’s important if we’re not gonna do the bed strategy then we have to torque on her when she’s down okay oh twerk on me while i’m down why don’t You yeah insult to injury right there oh there’s some little chickens is this are we there yet uh i don’t know what okay once we get over to this little badlands area i’ll throw the ol i i i i cappin oh oops i threw it wrong you did what i did oh That way did it break no i got it oh that’s pog that was pog okay well uh while we’re walking how how was your day curtis my day was pretty good um we got anything silly or fun i wouldn’t say silly um fun i’d probably say we got a new umbrella For our backyard ooh what kind of is it like a cool umbrella it’s a green umbrella wow so we put that up today and we sat outside with kiwi and um we had burgers for dinners pretty i wouldn’t say it was silly but it was it was fun Yeah it does sound silly no that does sound so goofy don’t you can’t curtis burgers and umbrella sounds pretty silly to me you’re making me out to be some sort of goofball it’s not who i am uh oh what’s going on oh [ __ ] um how was your day did you any do anything Silly or goofy or fun um i’m trying to remember so long yeah uh i freaking sad oh dude i sat on the back deck with laura oh nice yeah it wasn’t as goofy as what you described though it wasn’t quite as silly uh i feel like we should go to sleep maybe Because there’s skeletons all over oh [ __ ] okay let me uh take this bed nice and let’s just plop her down oh i put it there but did you put it right next to me it was like a weird sort of okay interesting there you go you’re gonna have that bed i guess Did you give it to me i didn’t mean to but you took it no thank you yeah no problem i meant i meant to take it How are we supposed to we have to go over this i guess so this seems like more of a staircase vibe over here speak for yourself did i make my own staircase it’s a race to the top where it gets to the top first get is a rotten egg no No please i’m at the top i’m at the top no i’m at the top i’m at the top i’m at top by one i won are you really at the top yes cause i’m at the top uh you are at the top okay i get to keep my dogs I’ll give you kiwi back you give him back you never have you never had him oh yeah kiwi you’re going back home but i don’t i know you’re a master impressionist i know that was just you let’s go did you really mean what you said about me being a master impressionist Uh that was me doing an impression of a liar danny yeah [ __ ] you all right i’m going to throw this [ __ ] all right here we go ooh this way this all right switching it up on us all right i think it’s been longer than five minutes i think i was wrong No there’s no way has it been has it been five minutes uh i don’t well i actually don’t know i wasn’t keeping track i didn’t my my mods made like a prediction thing and i i don’t think that it has come to fruition yet so oh no it’s getting watery over here We’re not gonna have to shoot what if it is underwater that’s gonna be so annoying well we have to make a boat yeah i guess so you got you got wood right i got some wood yeah all right man all right let me let’s just yeah give it a little toss Give it a little toss oh wait no like this way oh oh oh are we like closer uh yeah i guess that means we kind of like passed it kind of oh sick okay it’s gonna go halfway back between where we threw it last and throw it again damn Like if it just goes yo predictioners we might have found it like a few seconds after the five minutes ended no way let’s try let’s try in this grassy region where’d it go this way so we’re getting close i think right so that means yeah we got to be getting close Okay stop telling me to craft wooden planks man leave me alone how do i get this oh no i thought oh i fell help oh where are you oh i’m still in the hole sorry jesus why do you keep falling in here i didn’t fall multiple times i just Couldn’t get out of that freaking hole you just kept falling time after time all right let’s see here oh back this way okay oh [ __ ] it broke is it like under this mountain you think yeah we might be able to just guys do you think we should just dig Down here should we just start digging let’s see what they say i feel like we’re just gonna i feel like we can just people are saying dig okay yeah let’s dig down um i think we dig to about like level 30 and it should be somewhere about there I see curtis is digging straight down as i’ve advised him not to do many a time here it goes any anything good down there um not yet i’m beginning to think i i did something wrong well you just don’t want to dig straight down because what if you fell in a really big What if you fell in lava or something you know yeah i guess you’re right all right i’ll just i guess i’ll oh i guess i’ll wait hey iron all right you got it oh yeah yeah let’s get this iron might as well it’s right for the taken where is this place uh I think we i think we got a few more blocks to go hopefully we’ll come across it okay oh oh what’s this what’s going on here yeah see that’s why you don’t dig straight down i would have got hurt i didn’t bring a torch yeah i guess i didn’t either that’s Kind of an oversight uh there’s lava over there so this is interesting this does not seem like a stronghold to me no someone said you guys screwed the pooch you dug too soon dude i swear we were i swear it led me to believe we were right upon it Yeah what was that eye of ender who was giving us the freaking run around he was a lot he gave me the runs around runs around here yeah he uh hoodwinked us the [ __ ] yeah more like vendor you know dude that’s so true thanks i can’t okay All right i know i’m bad at digging guys you don’t have to freaking remind me you are bad at digging i just said you don’t have to remind me i have to remind you you are so bad i guess this is good let me throw this [ __ ] again all right Well what the heck dude i swear is it just gonna oh my god i swear like we dug like right beside it i know and like if it’s on top of this hill like that’s just gonna be the other side of the ravine right okay throw it throw it now like on top Okay okay this will give us a good uh okay it still says that way oh [ __ ] it broke god damn it okay okay but then i threw it right here i feel like i threw it like right over here and it told me it was that way Yeah it’s gotta be like right here like here in this little like why would this be okay let me start right here did it just go down where’d it go did it i i s straight up did not see where it went i feel like it went down dude Dig now people are saying dig i think i was right well what the [ __ ] did did it i mean where did the because i don’t have the ender pearl anymore where did it go oh wait no i think i did grab it okay yeah let’s dig down here Lots of iron looks good curtis oh yeah look i’m doing a spiral spiral the dragon yo he’s doing a dig everybody congratulate him yes sir oh dude that’s the sound i need on my soundboard oh yes sir yes sir yes sir i love that sound yeah that’s a good sound and jesus Christ i can’t [ __ ] see anything yeah i know we should run towards this dude holy [ __ ] you don’t have any coal do you uh no okay sick yeah oh chad it’s pretty epic you just have to deal with this dark ass [ __ ] sorry it’s dark down here Yeah kind of hurt my eyes it looks kind of dark down here where is this stronghold dude blaze rods can light things up oh my oh [ __ ] ow what the hell what the hell i was doing a spiral oh god dude where are we we’re in a freaking ravine again dude Um okay so this is interesting this is not a stronghold where’s the effing stronghold well i found gold oh dude oh [ __ ] dude oh there it is hey let’s go i just took a little bit of a little bit of exploring wow dude that’s so sick i didn’t mean to Call you buttercup that’s my bad yeah i’m a that’s a goof i’m a blossom come on yeah and i am bubbles dude i can’t believe i’m cool as well i found it that’s awesome oh it’s locked oh there’s a switch oh there’s a nintendo switch there’s a nintendo switch you can play All right so you have come on in thank you i can’t answer anywhere unless i’m invited okay so now begins the long and arduous process of navigating the stronghold yeah i mean like yeah is this part of it there’s like a weird like they can be Kind of fragmented at times i think so we gotta just like find the main should we paint so to speak should we put beds down or some or should we do that later um i think we’re probably good for now as long as we just don’t die between now and when we like Find the actual thing okay um Oh yeah coordinates what are the coordinates for this place that is a good question negative 1 negative 1434 negative 596. everybody hear that someone in my chat said we got a poorly generated one and that’s unlucky but that doesn’t surprise me at all because everything we’ve done so far has been Unlucky yeah it took me [ __ ] 80 trades to [ __ ] get a to get under pearls i’m going to say maybe it might be up a bit because we we dug down so far i think i think it’s usually like around level 30 so we might be on like a lower level Even of the stronghold but i’m not exactly sure okay so we need to go i’m just let me just spy around a little bit and see if i can see any other like uh there’s lava over there um well so here’s there’s some stones there maybe let’s See if we can let’s see if there’s anything over here i’m following you because that’s where the light is oh look at some stairs here oh pog okay yeah yeah here we we found some stuff here oop i do see a creeper uh all right Oh there he is he’s on the other side of that cage okay all right so now guess what time it is uh i don’t know time to walk around oh shoot okay well we stumbled upon this library pretty fast this is uh one of the things that you find when you are here There’s a library and there’s some chess that have good stuff like really nice enchanting books and stuff nice um unfortunately my inventory is currently full so it’s mine yeah i got like a bunch of crap in my inventory is there anything up here no there’s nothing up there i hear monsters monster monsters Okay um yeah i need to get rid of some stuff oh you got terra cotta yeah i do not need that right now granite no no i just [ __ ] got radius all right okay we’re not taking anything right now because we’re just trying to find the freaking Wait did you say there’s a chest in here yeah there is where is it it’s on top of some it’s on top of one of the shelves it’s over here why do you want to put stuff in it or what yeah i just want to get rid of some Stuff where is it at oh cool okay i don’t need [ __ ] that okay um now what do we do here check it out bust through one of these walls or something no i think i think the way that we came there’s some more stuff we gotta go back that way probably okay Yeah yeah there is a door over here yay i’m just gonna try well actually i don’t know if that’s a good idea i don’t want to waste my oh [ __ ] yo these guys i actually think that well last time i saw these guys i was pretty close to the portal so i Wonder if that means that we’re closed or if that was just a coincidence last time yeah ah yeah oh my god oh my god there’s so many of them what the hell what the hell hey whoa whoa yeah these guys need to chill i mean is it just me Where do these guys really need to chill out where are they coming from i don’t know they just kind of come from the floor and stuff oh [ __ ] skeleton now they usually come from like floors in the hole so if we can cover those up maybe they’ll stop holy [ __ ] Oh my god dude they’re so annoying i know i hate these little guys cute as they may be as cute as they may seem i suppose oh that was so annoying all right okay i went through here and i found there’s stairs over here oh god and another chest Just has some oh a name tag this just has a name tag in it let’s go we can name our turtle finally yes all right what do we got in here whoa oh [ __ ] dude did you find it no we found this [ __ ] so fast let’s go oh my god No way dude wow i’m not even kidding it took me like at least an hour to find the [ __ ] in my other one let’s go guys pog pogs in the chat all right let’s put our beds down here all right it’s time we rest our weary heads Okay also there’s i don’t know about your head but my head is weary as hell options is there a i want to like get rid of this notification on the top right anybody else know how to do that do you guys know how to do that anybody I don’t even know what you’re talking there’s a thing on the top right of my screen that says craft wooden planks the rest people can help and i oh and i can’t get rid of it it like thinks it’s your first rodeo oh it’s a glitch you’re literally about to beat the Ender babe oh it’s the tutorial i want the [ __ ] tutorial dude how do i get a log i gotta log out and i’m back in lame okay i’m gonna set my spawn point and i’m gonna log out and then i’m gonna log back in okay okay okay i’m back all right it’s gone Nice [ __ ] another while ago oh are you craft things hell yeah dude all right i’m just getting this situation already i’m gonna you know i’m gonna make a furnace because i got some raw meat on the way here and i’m gonna cook that [ __ ] nice nice nice nice I guess i shouldn’t have used my silk touch one because now i have a bunch of iron but i can’t do anything with it oh do you have well i mean maybe it’s melted if we’ve got it we’ve got the thing right here oh yeah i guess so well silk touch on The iron doesn’t it does the same thing because i just have iron ore oh you know so i guess i just have the gold ore okay i’ll smelt it then yeah once this is done cooking you can uh actually i have a i just made another furnace so But i do need coal guys i already set my spawn i set it there don’t worry dude we’re gonna go [ __ ] the ender dragon up yes sir do you have more coal or is that all we have that is all we have unfortunately that’s fine not worried about it Okay i grabbed the mutton all right curtis you d uh do you still have an eye of ender uh i have ender i have under pearl and i have an eye vendor okay okay okay okay here take take take some of these and then come up here and on Most of them are empty you right click on the thing to put them in okay two more of them oh [ __ ] uh oh wait i have one okay and you have i have four pearls under pearls right okay so we just need one will you will you give to me Thank you no problem all right you’re gonna want to see this oh man this is crazy okay i am i am looking yo okay and we’ve been streaming for an hour and we’re already here dude i know dude we got this in the bag I think it’s safe to say we got this on black i shut the hell up if you don’t think we got this unlocked yeah if you don’t think we got this unlocked then you need to i played the sound effect sorry guys i can imagine we can imagine how awesome it was Yeah all right i have a i grabbed all the mutton from there okay um raw chicken and raw beef i don’t know if you want any of this cooked mutton um i’ve got i think i’ve got i think i’ve got plenty of stuff here um okay so We’ve got all our weapons we’ve got lots of blocks we’ve got food we’ve got uh water buckets you’ve got your bow and arrow uh yes sir yes sir okay then i think we’re probably ready to go honestly i have 60 no i have like how many dude 70 euros nice Um sorry okay well do you want to go and see what happens i guess so do we have to say a chance to go into the end like the nether uh yeah so the nether was oh heather oh heather uh bring me to the nether right heather heather Bring me to the nether yeah yeah this is actually oh oh okay okay let’s go okay okay let’s go okay now when you go through there be careful because we might spawn on like a small platform in the middle of a void okay so just don’t like move around a bunch right away Okay okay on your mark get set go last one in gets doesn’t lose his kiwi whoa dude oh [ __ ] okay see we are in the middle of nowhere and actually come to think of it i’m gonna turn my shaders off real quick [ __ ] uh shaders off because it is foggy in here okay Now all right now we’re just gonna want to build a bridge to over here i’ll i’ll just do it so that way we don’t we don’t need to build two dude this is so scary i know dude the dragon’s over there do you see her i do okay she can shoot fireballs So do not get hurt but if you do like the they’re like poisonous so like they leave a little poisonous area around where they get hit and so just be careful that you don’t like stay in that area if you get hit by one because okay they’re nasty little things and do The enderman hurt you here they will if you look at them yes and so one of the things that you can do with the water bucket is they’re actually scared of water so if you pour the water bucket on the ground they won’t be able to get to you if You’re like in a pool of water and then you can fight them from the comfort of the water puddle okay so i will not look at them then yeah we’re just gonna tunnel up like this try to stay safe are you excited i’m nervous but you know What i think we’re going to kill it all right so d do you think you have a solid grasp of what what we need to do here or should we so there’s tower yeah let’s give me let’s do a little a brief um okay so there’s I’ll give you a boxer brief yeah give me boxer briefs because i just pissed in mine um i just [ __ ] in mine we could just trade uh okay so there’s gonna be towers up there and the towers have little cubes on them and some of them we can shoot with an arrow uh From the ground but some of them have little cages okay so we have to build up and destroy the cage and then you can destroy the cube within i would still recommend destroying the cubes from a distance even after you break the cage at least a little bit of a distance Because they kind of like blow up and so you might get hurt if you like hit it with a sword right um and then so once that so those like heal the dragon so we wouldn’t be able to kill her probably with with those still there okay so we Have to get rid of those and then once we get rid of those then the dragon she occasionally flies into the middle where she kind of comes low i’m sure you’ve seen that and from there we can kind of stand in the middle and hit her with our swords and whatever Okay all right i think i got it all right dude let’s i mean you you placed third in the in the minecraft tournament so you probably this going to be a cakewalk yeah okay so let’s just destroy these freaking cubes oh [ __ ] dude there’s already a [ __ ] enderman attacking i killed one Nice okay hold on there’s the enderman attacking me get away from my friend thank you for defending me hey oh [ __ ] what happened uh that so that right there was a uh dragon breath whatever oh so yeah they really hurt eh yeah so actually i’m not really sure What happened to the enderman i think it might have died okay okay so we always got to know where the dragon is at i got got it uh okay so he’s flying past or she’s flying past these things well this is just the most terrifying thing ever where is Where is it is it right above me maybe oh i destroyed a cube let’s go oh i got it oh yeah you got a cube dude nice that was sick that’s a cube mark one cube mark cuban ah [ __ ] dude oh dude you’re gonna love this joke ready Uh we’re we’re smoking these cubes right now call that a call that a cuban cigar oh nice dude like the cube is in the cigar yeah bars all right we’re doing we’re making quick work of these cubes i’m trying to see it the one up there but it’s so [ __ ] far away yeah One of us might just have to like tower up there and do it oh [ __ ] oh an enderman uh okay climb up so i just like tower up on this thing yeah just so you can get a better what if the dragon friggin shoots me off How it suck is that a thing that can happen i mean uh yeah [ __ ] yeah that would really suck dude well now all i can say is we should i hope that doesn’t happen you know no i’m really scared i underestimate how high up it was This is a bad angle too all right i’m gonna start i’m gonna try to work on one of these ones that have cages around it okay uh dude how do people speed run this game really take forever right okay whoa dude i think the dragon destroyed one of the cubes in all honesty That was wild oh sick so okay when it has that like weird like ray coming off of the dragon that means it’s like healing from up there yeah okay that makes sense so there’s one on this one yeah do you want to go get that one i just tower up yeah i Think i see just one more maybe potentially besides that one so i’ll go to this one oh my lord these are the biggest towers ever i think okay i got that one okay dude that might be all of them uh [ __ ] okay so let’s let me Let’s just examine what we got here oh no it looks like it’s healing from one over here still okay where where uh ah [ __ ] dude when will i learn to stop messing with these endermen Uh jeez all right you got it curtis just figure out where i’m i’m dealing with this enderman and you get the thing i can’t tell where it’s healing from yeah it might take a second oh i see it i see it oh i say it with my own two eyes I should also mention that there is no way for us currently to get back to the real world except for dying so like if we need to go back for anything we can’t unless we die which is okay because i died a few times okay dude Did you get it uh no not yet i was dealing with this enderman here oh you got one on your tail as well how did you do that whoa what the heck is this is this [ __ ] where is he what’s going on oh he’s up there now oh [ __ ] That’s a power move can you not hit enderman with arrows i actually don’t know oh now we got two here what is this [ __ ] okay jesus christ man we got one more is he up where’s he at there he is there we go good lord man you powering up there Yeah i’m going nice please don’t hit me oh my god i’m literally on top of the dragon okay be careful because weirdly enough he like he like knocked out part of your tower so when you’re when you’re coming back down you might fall a little bit not not too far all right i Got it okay i am being attacked by an enderman again whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa how how high up did they did they break it uh no it’s honestly only like three blocks oh okay falling and that’s fine i just wanted you to be aware right there okay that’s fine Okay so they’re all they’re all dead i think yes so i’m killing another enderman hopefully okay and then so now what all we have to do is avoid getting killed and wait for her now we can also shoot her with arrows while she’s flying around but then also wait for her to dock Over in the center here okay and and then we slice her okay hey yeah whoa oh that’s a head direct hit oh i think i looked at a [ __ ] enderman [ __ ] you there’s an enderman like on the tower all right it’s so hard she’s coming i know when she’s coming down she’ll do Her little dancy dance though and it’s pretty cute okay honestly it kind of kind of makes you think twice about trying to kill the old hag oh direct hit from dan yes come on come on hey there we go got her okay we’ve got a dent in her health now Ariana do you think we can do this no thank you dude i’m sorry is your name ariana yes i’m sorry were you engaged to pete davidson yes or no okay she’s gonna do her little dancing right here there she goes so pretty beautiful okay so i’m gonna stand in the middle Here and then we can hit her oh kind of like uh by the neck i think is where is it [ __ ] oh no oh [ __ ] what happened oh she she hit me good dude oh she smacked you yeah she smacked me i guess we hit we heard her a little bit Hey yes suck it yeah suck on this suck on our balls suck on my ender pearls yeah ender dragons suck on our balls nice direct hit oh suck on our balls you know it’s kind of fun to engage in a little gamer talk every now and then suck on my gamer ball Oh she whacked me oh oh water bucket trick let’s go she whacked me real good all right she had enough of our freaking trash talk hit her again all good oh [ __ ] no okay i’m coming back in i just i got killed by some endermen i’m on my way back Hopefully all my stuff is still in the middle where i left it oh that was a nasty little shot dude did you get a nasty little shot off on her i he i did she didn’t see it coming wow dude she’s she’s acting crazy right now Yeah she’s kind of a nasty little freak in all honesty dude And if i can’t be real with you yeah oh i think i looked at enderman okay all right she’s coming down here she comes she does her little dancy dance it’s like i can’t even go down there because there’s a bunch of crap you know yeah we’re gonna need it to Clear up over here if we ever want to go down on her again oh that’s a clean shot kurt thank you two in a row let’s go come on let’s go all right i think she’s yeah we’re gonna need to get a few off with our with just our swords here For i keep i don’t know if she’s coming down or not where’s my freaking oh she’s coming down okay now what i can’t remember where i’m where i’m supposed to be and like in the neck yeah i got her i got her in the neck all right all right Okay this actually might be a world record time world record long longest time in end without killing ender drake yeah everyone’s doing these speed runs we gotta do like slow runs slow walks slow crawls you know what you know what it’s we’re doing a speed walk that’s awesome you know some people Run fast some people walk fast that’s what we’re doing yeah we’re taking our time but we’re doing it fast going as fast as you can while you’re doing while you’re being very slow oh kind of a satisfying noise when you get a hit yeah i like it dude i’m sniping right now Damn it damn it she coming down she’s coming down he’s here oh oh my god no oh [ __ ] oh i’m coming back damn it’s okay you come just come on back she whacked me so far i tried to do the water bucket thing it didn’t work yeah that’ll happen damn All right where did my stuff even go do you see it no i am uh currently you’re never going to guess what i’m doing right now but i am fighting with an enderman oh wait i see it we got into a bit of a shuffle I got all my stuff back kirk got his stuff back now we’re going to kill the dragon can i not get this water in the bucket now you gotta get it from the source wherever the source is i have it oh i am on fire i am on fire and i Am in the air so oh [ __ ] dude how did that happen i i the water came out but i didn’t land the f all right that’s okay we’re coming back right my armor sorry guys yeah i don’t know why it’s not letting me grab this water now Oh i got it i got it i got it i need my shield uh [ __ ] i guess i don’t all right where’s all my [ __ ] oh my god there’s so many under man okay okay dude where’s my stuff oh i think it was over i thought it was impossible to describe Where anything is around here it’s just like oh it’s over in the air okay if you can find me i’m right by your stuff i think i do no okay yeah oh hell yeah there’s my stuff excelente all right yeah if we didn’t have a spawn point that would suck In the head oh did you get it real clean right the freaking noggin dude yes dude in the noggin all right i only have like nine arrows left which is unfortunate yeah i’m running low as well uh oh is there usually boss music at this time At this point uh i don’t know i have my music turned off people are saying there’s no boss music so i’m guessing there usually is boss music but we’re bosses so it’s fine like a boss yeah the only boss music i want to hear is me beating this dragon’s ass Ouchy dude dude i don’t get how to hit it without it [ __ ] whacking you super far yeah i think that’s just a risk you take when hitting the dragon in the middle don’t jump and hit the head okay well how else you hit it oh don’t jump oh don’t maybe but maybe By jumping we are putting ourselves in harm’s way oh she’s back already hey dude i didn’t jump they lied they lied to us dude i just walked in there i didn’t jump and the [ __ ] straight up he whacked me she whacked me off she whacked you good All right what okay oh my god i’m gonna [ __ ] lose my mind gonna lose my marbles i’m gonna die dude i’m gonna die just stay in the water well i got hit with the freaking poison oh no all right not the freaking person [ __ ] damn it that’s so annoying man okay Okay we got her halfway dead yeah so we just have to and we gotta find our stuff okay i think i got my stuff okay let me put my stuff on go go go go go go go go go okay okay i swear to god dude where the frick Is my stuff i’m gonna lose it thank you moldy i can’t i didn’t see yourself did i work like close to where i was uh i don’t really know dude i just went up high and then i fell down and i died oh there we go thank you quit moving so much man You know this fight’s really starting to drag on dude next level thanks yeah i’m really i wish we could just ender already minecraft has thunder oh my lord okay come down come down yeah now this is the dancy dance this time i will not be getting hit by the wings So easily oh i was getting some good waxing oh my god you got sent into oblivion dude holy [ __ ] how do you do the freaking water thing when do you have to do it i don’t get it you just gotta click so fast and hope that it works Okay oh [ __ ] uh okay well i’m standing by your stuff if you need help finding it i’m jumping up and down i got shot up so [ __ ] high that was crazy all right i’m going oh yeah thank you you’re welcome i’m gonna run over here and put my stuff on really quick Dude i think i mean call me optimistic but i think we’re gonna do it i think we got this in the bag yeah i think we got this in the bag as well i think we’re uh bagging the dragon so to speak um are you okay [Laughter] I’m laughing that’s my lash yeah i couldn’t tell if you were like british laughing or something or like what was going on all right i’m out of arrows so oh there i go in there for another whack all right let’s whack this [ __ ] all right i didn’t get hit that time yeah how’d You do it uh i was like hugging this pillar really close uh oh i straight up have no arrows yeah i ran out as well all right so we just stand around so i’ve got a tip for not looking at enderman if you press like f5 and go Into third person mode it makes it a lot easier to like look down but still be able to see around you so you’re not like looking in the eyes that’s really smart because i was just looking up the whole time pretty much and not even like trying to look And it has not worked we’re getting close can’t kill this lady come on i know what’s taking her so long now don’t be shy oh here we go oh dude we got her on the ropes oh but i do hear an angry enderman yeah me too i think the dragon might have killed Oh damn i thought they were i kind of thought that the endermen were cool with the dragon i guess not i guess not they kind of have beef so maybe we’re doing the intermittent favor by killing this wench yeah i mean they’re gonna owe us now they’re gonna have to suck our balls Dude you’re not gonna believe this someone in my chat just said did you know that the enderman or that the ender dragon is actually josh peck are you kidding me right now i’m not kidding it’s seriously something that somebody said i’m just as surprised as you i find that hard to believe oh Dude oh so close i jumped that was my fault i jumped and i got hit by the wings i flew too close to the sun bam did you die oh you’re good no i’m going i think i looked at enemies did i i think i’m good yo dude we Are so close i think one more one more one more come round and we’ll have her one more come round yeah she’s gotta come round one more time one more round of come and then i think we’re good oh come round two oh oh ouch okay i got whacked oh oh nice Let’s go did you die no i’m alive oh [ __ ] dude hey let’s go [ __ ] yeah dude did you just get all that xp yep how much did you get 68. hell yeah i didn’t kill everybody that’s kind of crazy that you took all that but I mean it’s just kind of wild that you just just you know took it upon yourself to take it but i didn’t mean cool i didn’t mean to but dude we did it let’s go now what’s this egg or something yeah what is this an egg is that just there now Um people in my chat told me to get it last time and we can get it it’s uh it doesn’t really do too much it’s just and there’s kind of like a roundabout way we have to get it but we can just get it real quick So i think you like you like hit it and then it goes oh yeah now it’s over there and then and then we gotta build under it all right enderman’s trying to kill me okay well i’ll try to retrieve that egg real quick okay and i don’t know where he went now Damn i can’t believe we did it hey which i got the egg nice so now what do we do do we go into this now we beat the game we did it yeah this portal takes us back to the real world wow dude honestly well done no no You for i i forgot to tell you about the last challenge no beating the ender dance no not like this no yeah the whole time dude let’s go oh yeah now there’s like a long-ass end credit like story thing um i didn’t even watch it last time Because my chat told me it’s like 20 minutes long so i mean you’ve earned it so you know if you want to do it all right you feel free i’ll give it a watch holy [ __ ] yeah i mean i said it before i’ll say it again nothing gets me harder than this dude I am fully torqued right now yeah it’s honestly kind of disgusting yeah it hurts you know if i look flush because literally all the blood in my body has been diverted yeah i think i’m actually stealing blood from other people it’s sort of funneling its way in yeah actually my Dog is sort of sitting at the foot of my chair and she’s shriveled up into a little oh that’s disgusting but hey all for the boner this player dreamed of sunlight and trees of fire water junior created a chain destroyed a dream that hunted and was hunted it dreamed of shelter Ha the original interface a million years old and it still works but what tree structure did this what are they talking about sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me yo dude that’s what i was gonna say it sounds like mambo jumbo um end city what is that what’s end city Oh so that’s that tiger song and city [ __ ] and and city [ __ ] uh yeah so there’s like um there’s another portal in the end that we could go into if we wanted to and then there’s like we could [ __ ] go and try to find an end city which took me like two hours In my last stream and then we could get wings wings then we could fly around like buffalo wings so there’s like an end city that sort of has like an end buffalo wow yo that’s um but i don’t i don’t even know if there’s multiple pairs of wings I think there might only be one but you can fly you can sort of like fly around once you have oh like you’re in creative mode and i think it’s more like gliding i’m not really sure bang yo thanks for the yo 4 200 bids damn dude that’s a lot of bits sheesh Oh wait hold up hold up hold up who did i miss what did i what did i make dude there’s just like straight up chunks coming out of your boots right now i don’t know what’s going on it’s like your boots are gnawing into the ground or something Is is everyone else seeing this yo thanks for the 20 gifted subs I’m sure there’s like particles coming out of your boots can you see that particles coming out of my boots yeah if you press like f5 right now so you can see your like self in third person do you see like particles coming out of your boots explain the particles i’m trying i’m Trying to figure it out myself there’s just particles coming out of your boots are you seeing this i think my feet might be stinky it’s like stone particles i don’t know i don’t know stop it it’s still happening it must be some kind of glitch i want to go down You’re good now never mind i want to go to this this freaking end city where is it you want to go to the end city it sounds cool okay we can go but just know that it’s [ __ ] lame i’m just kidding it might be fun all Right let’s go how do you get there so once you kill the ender dragon um that thing in the middle turns into a portal but also another portal shows up somewhere also are you getting attacked by an enemy i feel like i might be yep okay yeah you are Don’t worry bestie i’ve got this have at you have had me oh we got a pearl okay you see this you see this [ __ ] up there um Oh yeah whoa okay so let’s go up there and that’s the portal okay what the [ __ ] so now you might notice it’s kind of hard to get in there so one thing that you can do is do you have any ender pearls on you uh yeah i have four Okay so fun thing about ender pearls as opposed to eyes of ender when you throw an ender pearl you actually teleport so if you just throw one into the portal you will go into the portal wait did you wait i’m pretty sure that’s how it works i’m pretty sure that’s how i ah Oh oh there there he went i did it what the heck it’s a slug all right i’m coming that was the weirdest thing ever yeah okay i’m here nice this is the end city no this is just other end and now we have to look around foreign city okay geez and uh And so we go across and we just kind of walk around until we find an ender city it’s uh it’s kind of like that same mechanic of minecraft we’re used to where you just kind of have to walk around until you find something yeah that sort of random annoying thing That the whole game is based around this better not be and shitty and i gotta say this did take a long time i just did this in my last stream and it literally took the whole stream oh cool okay so we’ll give it a go Um so i’m thinking uh now that we beat the game we can maybe bring some more people into the snp that’d be fun yeah i guess so that’s what we that’s what we decided so Yeah because before we just didn’t want to bring any other stinky people in here to who were going to come and try to take the ender dragon for themselves right so how should we decide who is into the smp should we hold like tryouts ooh yeah what would they have to do in The tryouts like what would the audition consist of um that’s actually a good question maybe like a talent show that could be cool oh and is there like are we doing this in minecraft like their character has to do a talent show yeah i think so okay okay guys so Just so everyone knows right now we’re going positive negative on the thing uh my coordinates right now are 1200 and negative 500. so will i know when i see the end city yeah it’ll look like something so you know how right now we got pretty much like nothing going on Yeah it’s gonna look like something okay but you know we found that we found the end portal pretty fast compared to how difficult it was for me to find it so that’s true you never know yeah yeah i think if we make we could like make a like a A stage in the server somewhere maybe attached to our house or in the village then people could do their talents do you think we should make sure that no one is as good at minecraft as us that way we kind of maintain dominance because i i’m worried about like Being overpowered right yeah because i wouldn’t want that uh yeah we’re kind of the kings on our throne here in the in the smp currently and we wouldn’t want anyone to make us feel inferior no not now that’s why i have that’s that’s uh uh people do that enough to me In my real life i don’t need to happen in minecraft it happens every [ __ ] day at home people are saying drew uh yeah i’m seeing a lot of drew i’m seeing a lot of josh peck i think he’s the natural uh pick just so everyone knows we did invite drew into the smp He’s just didn’t he he’s got some stuff going on so he doesn’t want to start streaming yet so that’s yeah that’s why he’s it’s we haven’t been like excluding him on purpose i swear to god uh what’s that over there is that the another portal is that where we came from No that’s a different portal okay they’re they do sort of spawn yeah that’d be that’d be fun yeah d’angelo can totally get in here i think that would be fun eddie yeah we can see that he wants to be in here too does eddie play minecraft i think eddie Was like in an smpu at one point but i don’t know if that’s still happening yeah i think i watched a bit of one of his minecraft streams but we got chris too see if chris would be down yeah shoot dude we could have kind of an Kind of a sick smp going on in here yeah barley yeah i don’t know about that i don’t know if she really plays like video games but oh maybe game more hate less i just feel like she’s a mom and moms hate video games but maybe she’s maybe she’s different Okay are you like seeing anything this way to me it looks like completely empty that way just yeah it’s just i’m embarrassed what the [ __ ] was that noise i didn’t hear it it was like oh yeah we could get the imposter from among us on the server that’d be sick No that’d be so scary yeah that would be pretty sussy of us um Oh brother all right well uh let’s try walking this way oh yeah we can get arcade craniacs up in here too dude that would be cool that’d be awesome i uh i’ve dm’d with him a bit he’s so nice he’s like the nicest dude it’s actually the Um i [ __ ] forget her name but the the girl in the videos nicole i think is her name yeah she dm me and said that she watches my videos so maybe we could reach out to them that’d be pog okay where the [ __ ] oh yeah you didn’t think it was gonna Okay hold on i’m gonna try something okay i’m gonna throw [ __ ] ender pearl all the way over to that island if i can just teleport over there already okay and if not i will die oh no okay i guess you don’t teleport if you don’t make it oh that’s kind of cool then You got a weak arm all right well why don’t you get a shot well i only have one enderpearl left oh okay yeah i’ve only got two i guess so i use all three of mine to get into this friggin portal what was your uh what was your favorite Song from the bo burnham special i think the not the last one but the second last one i think uh put your [ __ ] hand yeah that one yeah that was my favorite one i’ve literally watched that like 30 times it’s so good and just the Just how he chose to like shoot that one too it’s like it’s so [ __ ] cool it looks awesome they’re all so good yeah i’m sure bo burnham would love to get into the [ __ ] minecraft smp yeah he he only sort of shows himself once every like seven years to put out some content Yeah um but yeah he’s probably he’d probably want to be in our minecraft uh stream yeah smp every week for like two hours yeah and also i’ve never spoken to him before and he probably doesn’t know who either of us are he did i mean i don’t want to speak for You maybe he knows he responded to my tweet once he responded to one of my tweets once it was like so we’re like really good friends with him yeah and he definitely knows who we are and didn’t just respond because i was verified yeah exactly I have no clue what i’m doing i’m just building the bridge dude i just found a sort of a bridgeable spot so to speak i don’t know if you yeah this definitely seems like a virtual spot as far as spots go yeah hmm that’s what i was thinking and You’re sort of just gonna follow me yeah how about you get lost how about you you know how about you how about you find your own hey oh my god dude get a life i’m trying to get away from you don’t you get it yet we Have beat the game but that’s why i was throwing those ender pearls so far away you can yeah that’s really mean of you actually okay let’s see if i can huck a pearl over there oh dude that was so sick i don’t have any pearls i can’t get over there Okay well this seems like a decently bridgeable spot maybe should i wait for you yo that was sick oh [ __ ] no no no no no Away from me you were trying to do that before you said get away from me i didn’t mean it you legitimately said get away from me okay so i did what oh so you did yeah so i did i did what you you told me to do i left You and then you just freaking died this is so bogus dude oh man now i’m fine you knew what you were doing you knew that was a death sentence the second you purled away from me i thought you would have bridged over how did you fall down I sort of just accidentally mashed my keyboard and uh you know stepped off the edge it was a thin bridge well i don’t really know what to do now i mean either i want to find this city okay we came from there guys where should i oh yeah the egg dude you had The egg uh the egg is actually in the chest back at the um stronghold oh sick okay so i just lost all my diamond armor and that’s about it uh you know what i’m gonna do is i’m because i feel like i’m i’m not gonna come back in to the end Because i don’t have anything yeah really um i’m gonna delete my bed and then i’m gonna kill myself and that way i think i’ll it’ll actually get me pretty close to where our base is because we spawned pretty close to where we ended up making our Base yeah so i’m just gonna go home okay well i’m gonna spend a little more time in here trying to find dude you’re never gonna guess who just donated in my chat who is it bo burnham oh burnham what do you say he donated and he said danny has lice in all caps So i guess he does know you pretty well i i don’t know i’d say that i mean that’s not true yeah i don’t have life no i don’t have lice but he just said that you did i think you might be thinking about you because you have lice and He might be he might have thought that he donated that to your stream don’t just say that don’t don’t just say that that’s not that’s not true for you remember how on tour like little white bugs kept falling out of your hair so i just me i just took That to mean that you have lice slice is like everything around danny i wouldn’t like lice are brown no they’re not those are like that’s like ticks if you had like brown bugs falling out of your hair you’d have like a tick infestation in your hair Danny i have lice okay i think i would oh no wait wait yeah no there you go our lights really brown well when i had lice when i was a kid they were brown so unless everyone else got the white lice you did maybe it’s like rice you know how Oh you’re thinking oh yeah you’re thinking of rice you can have brown rice or white rice look for ships what are you talking about i mean i gotta i gotta look into this we mean look for ships lice eggs are white yeah yours are black uh All right we’re gonna take a look here all right this looks like a bridgeable spot okay so they are kind of like light brown little mites i told you okay so that’s my bad so the jury’s still out on what the white bugs falling from your hair on tour was I think those were snow lice they were all by no lice shut the hell up where is this friggin oh well almost zoomed in on under under man’s eyes put your [ __ ] hands up get out of your seat hold Okay well i feel like i pretty much have nothing uh anymore just like in general in this game i just gotta put all my eggs in one basket there and i lost it all at least you put at least one of your mine in the chest You put all your eggs in a basket cause you put the dragon dude i mean come on man wow what don’t play don’t play a little word games it’s not a game to me this is my life this is my [ __ ] life what was that noise i just opened a chest No it was like i didn’t hear whatever noise you just made like just now yeah you said it was like a and then you didn’t say anything you didn’t hear that i didn’t hear that it was like a you didn’t hear that no you’re just falling silent every time you say it’s Because i didn’t say anything that time danny it’s cause i didn’t say anything well how was i supposed to know i mean you did the same thing both times yeah right i just threw an egg at a chicken how disrespectful is that dude you made this yeah have it back Imagine doing that to a human throwing a baby back it back well just like a just like an egg like a microscopic human egg oh yeah just like like flicking it back into a vagina yeah i don’t know maybe not putting a baby back in into uh someone who just gave birth Can you do that like if you’ve changed that baby back baby baby like if you put if you like change your mind like after birth you know could you sort of just like tell the doctor like he’s he’s put back put it back give me another nine months doc I’ll think it over and i’ll let you know then yo did you find one let’s go chad let’s get some pug yo that’s okay this might be the most bridgeable spot i’ve ever seen that’s what i like to hear man dude love a good Love a good bs oh that’s a load of bs man wow hey manchester united don’t know that’s so much hope oh thank you jocelyn thank you yo jocelyn ayson jocelyn from space and jocelyn astronaut account center coming to your face uh thank you awesome yo this is crazy What do you got it’s a freaking city yay i’m so happy for you you [ __ ] loser [Laughter] hey if only you didn’t waste all your freaking pearls man yeah if only you didn’t leave me in the dust i didn’t though sure felt like it sorry i’m just Freaking epic at this game man i don’t know what to tell you i wish you brought a bed just in case yeah that probably would have been cool but i like to live life on the edge wait don’t beds blow up in the end i think they’re trying to [ __ ] with you dude Because that’s how you kill the dragons oh yeah i think they’re straight up trying to ruin you yeah what the heck guys what’s all that then oh what’s all this then how the [ __ ] do i get over there can i just like run oh no i can’t uh I wish there wasn’t like huge gaps in between every single place i want to go are you gonna go in and try to get the elytra sure okay 18 30 now i haven’t informed that there are bad guys in there that make you float so be careful that make you float Oh i’m sure your chat will tell you all about it also what’s it called the elantra like the hyundai car yeah it it just is the hyundai the hyundai car that’s where you get the entity you get a hyundai elantra yeah but it’s like a flying one it’s sick oh cool Uh oh [ __ ] i just missed it invite ryan mcgee and matt watson of supermega i don’t know who that is but i also don’t know who that is but i’m sure they’d love to be on people’s snps that they don’t know maybe i know i would yeah if there’s anything Uh that you should know about me and danny is that we’re very comfortable when meeting with new minecraft people who don’t know us yeah i think we made that pretty clear after that tournament i held my own socially pretty well there was no complaints to be had on anyone’s end No no one noticed anything awkward or anything no ifs ands or buts about it i don’t know them no i don’t know them sorry they sound pretty super and mega almost thought that was so stupid of me the hell was i doing i pressed the wrong button ow I’m your biggest fan over here kurt i’ll when you’re sad i’m sad it really means a lot like uh like bill gates almost huh cause you know whenever yeah yeah i don’t even explain it okay all right i need some of this stuff so i can bridge i’m almost there dude Invite laser corn over my dead body okay laser corn someone said yeah is that a real person i got beef with them i told you about it oh that’s yeah okay laser corn how could i forget lays our corn hi someone scammed them out of hundred dollars for tickets to my Boston show i’m sorry josh whoa maybe talk to your bank or something i feel like that’s happened where like if you get scammed your bank is like all right i’ll help you out yeah and then your bank goes and shakes them down themselves yeah They send the guy in like a top hat and sunglasses and he beats him up he literally shakes the money out of them he grabs them by their ankles and shakes the money up all right dude you know what i’m gonna you know what i’m gonna do Um no okay actually you know what you tell me if this is a good idea should i just tweet out like anybody who i’m anybody who i’m friends with do you want to be in the rsmp uh i think it’s a good idea okay maybe i’ll make it so that only people i Follow can respond that’s probably smart because then you’ll get some liars being like i’m your friend and you’re like you know you’re sort of super gullible so you’ll believe anything i’ll believe them yeah yeah i’ll believe that i met them millions of times before okay chad what is this jam what is this Don’t get close he said a shulker what’s that ah oh that’s the thing that makes you float dude be careful is it like following me oh my god it is oh my god yeah they shoot like heat seeking missiles it seemed like Oh my god what do i do do i go up what do i do someone said danny you gotta invite to baby should we get the baby in here i didn’t think about that uh yeah i think he’d be down oh my god the baby do you want to be in the snp He said yeah yeah i’m floating i’m floating dude what the [ __ ] is happening Oh my gosh are you are you floating or what what’s happening i was floating for a second yeah that can be mighty scary i mean it hasn’t happened to me but i would have met whoa whoa whoa dude where did this how did this spider get inside the confines of our base This is messed up it better not kill my freaking oh my god oh my god all right i’m literally so i’m just gonna okay [ __ ] it here i go Go yo dude i really don’t like the noise that they make what are they what like they’re throwing up or something yeah oh nasty oh my god okay holy [ __ ] dude this is so scary so are you do you know how to find the light trailer or whatever no Uh okay you’re gonna have to help him out right here you’re for sure gonna have to help him guys where do i go up there it’s in the ship where’s the ship back put your [ __ ] hands up what is the ship do you see a ship anywhere no There should be like a boat type thing in the sky you guys see a boat there’s no ship people are saying oh dude there might not even be one at that [ __ ] end city no way dude what am i doing this for then wouldn’t that be the most bogus [ __ ] Wow i mean all i can say really right now is wow dude i’m freaking pissed off right about now oh man oh man there’s other good stuff where like up here okay go on the thick tower it has loot oh in here or is this the big tower hit me People are saying you can still find good stuff in there okay can i find anything in here nothing oh dude this is so weird this place is going on now i’m just running around here trying to find some good stuff all right well i’m just mining in the mines minding my own business Okay i killed them oh my god oh my god okay here we go we’re floating we are floating oh god okay thank god and i’m floating again okay holy [ __ ] jeff and bill to the smp that’s not a bad idea do you think jeff and old jeff and bill would be into it I think they’d be down they’re not busy no i don’t think so okay where’s the big tower over there i’m gonna [ __ ] over there because this is insane oh man oh my lord dude this is terrifying you better get some good [ __ ] over there and you better get back safe I know i’m trying i gotta like seems like you’re holding your own pretty well though like you’re uh you seems like you’re doing a great job honestly man thank you this is probably the most scared ever in my life even scarier than the ender dragon herself yes Any more blacks oh they got me oh they got me oh no oh no Luckily they don’t do that much all damage whoa diamond mode hey you’re so good at mining there’s one thing in this [ __ ] game that i’m actually uh straight up master at it’s it’s mining which is good because that’s like half of the whole game you know yo I just found so much stuff dude what kind of stuff tell me gold diamond inges okay so just to be certain chad there is no ship there’s no ship here no ship all right that one said invite bts did imagine if they were like all on one account like It’s like just the bts account hey guys they’re all controlling like they all control one button on the keyboard and that’d be crazy i think that’s how it works okay now okay chad this is the problem now i gotta get down and i don’t really know how to do that What if i sort of tunnel in the walls like a little uh like i’m a little freaking termite oh my god i’m dead no no dude Come on man don’t do this to me don’t i had so much stuff i got so far dude simply no way you’ll ever make it back there right no way all right this is the saddest thing i’ve ever seen alexa played uh i’m playing in love with the creeper By danny gonzalez and curtis goodin and you know the funny thing is danny you know the funniest thing what’s so funny i died because i was digging straight down dude you you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me i thought i didn’t know there was another [ __ ] So many ingots i had so much stuff dude i diamonds i had gold [ __ ] oh my god that that’s so sad you know what guys i deserved it i was flying too close to the sun oh man okay so if i just yeah it sounded like things were going really well over there Right until they weren’t you know all i had to do was just get down and find a portal let’s get some f’s in the chat the chat you guys did try to warn me i know i just didn’t know how to get down and i got scared and i I was popping off though you know that’s anything mike dude i did warn you minecraft really knows how to humble you real quick so yeah crazy how we could beat the ender dragon like beat the whole ass game and still somehow like you you still somehow you you messed up the Simplest of tasks easy dude you [ __ ] you fell off you were bridging and you fell along somehow you [ __ ] up i’m the simplest of things i made it so much further than you did okay way further your fault it was your fault you know what man you’re just jealous That i got third place and you got dead last okay that’s that you just had a better team and i’m not jealous okay when you broke your bed and then killed yourself did you go back home uh yeah pretty close to home you remember in the at the beginning Of the game like when we first started we spawned in that like desert and then we sort of ran to kind of where we are now yeah it’s pretty close all right [ __ ] well at least uh oh dude i was level 69 too i lost my [ __ ] dude that is so sad oh well whatever that’s i guess that’s minecraft and folks that’s minecraft and that’s my gift that’s how the cookie crumbles well i mean if i would have been more pissed off if i like found the ship and then got the cool stuff and then i Died yeah that’s true you just found like a basic ass [ __ ] ender city hut jr yeah exactly oh man mamia oh oh bing bing we got a hype train yeah rest in peace gooby rest in peace to gooby i gotta make a new gooby oh that’s right oh that’s the saddest Part of all ah it’s this game man it was going to it was going too well you know yeah we we got a little cocky i i think it’s safe to say yeah i did [ __ ] man well now what uh i don’t know i’m just mining because i don’t have any good Stuff anymore what’s the curse of vanishing what does that do uh i don’t know why don’t you have someone who cares geez man it might make it so that if you die it uh it disappears your stuff wouldn’t have despawned curtis i think you should have five Minutes once you go back oh i know it would have still been there but i didn’t want to it would have been impossible to find my way back and i only got there because of my ender pearl it would have been now you can defeat the wither what’s that Uh the the the wither yeah yeah people have been trying to get me to do that in my thing too and i uh i don’t really know what it is but it does sound scary the weather i think i i looked it up a little bit and it’s like It’s like a spooky thing that you have to summon it’s like a it’s like a scary skeleton thing and you have to summon it and then you have to kill it oh yeah people are saying it’s a lot it’s a lot harder than the than the ender dragon It’s harder than the energy it’s got like it’s like the ender dragon with a boner what i did are you can you actually not hear me are you just like surprised it’s harder than the the the ender dragon yeah that’s what i said ah curtis i don’t know if i can i don’t Know if i can do that we Look at us we just beat the ender dragon and we have no armor we have nothing to show for it yeah hell yeah well oh wait i should hit do my freaking spawn point on my bed oh yeah i mean that’s good well i mean that’s probably a good way a good place To end it right yeah uh broken and broken and uh broke actually broken and uh our friends into a into a sad sad minecraft world yeah our house has sort of fallen into disarray it’s sort of uh unorganized welcome to the smtp yeah we should change the name to the bad snp Smp stands for minecraft poop pam okay well i’m gonna hop off then all right well proud of you we did it and uh i’ll talk to you later all right dude um good good gaming and you know what hey way to go right back at you man All right see you later see you man oh god you know a little bit of a bittersweet ending a little bit of a bittersweet ending there uh we killed the the dragon we beat the game feels good but and i made it to i found We went to the other portal made it to the city got all the loot and i died but you know what i’m still i’m not too br i’m not too broken up about it you know we move on we persevere and uh you know we take the You you know you take the w’s when you can all right is your wi-fi didn’t cut out yo can we get a freaking pog for that dude my thing didn’t crash once Yeah say levy exactly sucks to suck as they say um thank you everyone thanks for the mods thanks for everyone thanks for gifted subs yo thank you also sounded like an old [ __ ] dude trying to be a teen there thanks for the gifted subs yo make sure they get that subs yo um Pog it was pog yeah it was pog wifi oh yeah the gifted subs yo um now watch me whip [Laughter] all right should i [ __ ] should i raid someone thanks for the gifted subs um all right who should we raid oh jarvis is on derv jerv let’s let’s give jervis a little raid Let’s give him a freaking rage shadow legends really quick um all right y’all thanks thanks for watching guys that was pretty it was a gangnam style stream um yeah i’m gonna shut the [ __ ] up thanks for watching guys we did it um i’ll be streaming later this week Might do a friday one maybe like a just chatting one and then sunday i’ll probably play minecraft um on my on my snp so um yeah thanks for hanging out we’re gonna go raid jarvis whenever you get into jarvis’s chat comment comment gooby over and over just gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby All right because we need to we need to you know pay respects to our fallen fallen soldiers in the heat of battle so rest in peace gooby um you know uh i wish i had sad music to play but i don’t this sounds called sad trombone does it work okay i’m gonna raid Okay thanks for watching guys all right feed that gooby hey that’s funny thanks for that all right thanks guys love ya see you later goodbye you Video Information
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