Kurtis Pogger – The Hardcore Heist (hardcore minecraft 8)

Hello holy [ __ ] man it’s been a while sorry it took so long i it’s been all it’s been a while um since i’ve streamed and also a while since i played minecraft so i am pretty nervous because i feel like this i don’t know i’m gonna

Slay honestly because i all i do is slay but also check it out i put my pinocchio nose on uh on e.t so he’s got he’s like a unicorn now so that’s pretty cool let’s see where i’m at because i have no idea okay okay yeah yeah yeah i’m at my

Secondary home [ __ ] i forgot to play this game okay i have five eyes of ender i hardly know her oh yeah i need pearls so i think we need to go back to the nether did i make another yes i did i need more [ __ ] ender pearls so what we need to do

Is go into the nether maybe kill some endermen or try to trade some gold with some piggies i’m gonna try to get all the gold that i have that’s it huh okay no that’s that’s fine that’s actually all i needed and i got a crafting table i got iron i

Got planks okay i’m sort of i’m laughing right now dude hi [ __ ] don’t like that there is a [ __ ] egg over there but how do you do it again is it cute take the gold trade the gold give me pearls i wanna slay and shout and slay it all out that’s funny

Seriously no pearls yet dude that’s honestly cringe come on bro all right was that obsidian nice one obsidian oh you’re so generous nothing dude that was everything no pearls again dude man [ __ ] you i should kill the pig after honestly i’m thinking about it oh thanks for the

Little shoes the [ __ ] this is the bad esmp all over again dude remember how long it took for me to get freaking other pearls oh my god you [ __ ] [ __ ] i almost fell down whoa [ __ ] you’re crying obsidian you’re making me cry with all that crying obsidian on god i

Need to go somewhere to find enderman or and or uh gold and piggies because i just need like like five more pearls should have brought my spy glass dude [ __ ] god damn it no i keep i keep going that way how about i need to make i need to forge a

New path a nice easy one that’s like loki close so like right out of here you come up here and then you just go this way yo i’m so scared of [ __ ] falling celebrity needs slay can’t find my vape i’m going insane yo that’s a good thing jam that’s good don’t vape

Listen vape if you want to slay you can’t be you can’t slay if you’re vaping those are things two things that cannot happen at the same time um because number one vaping is bad for you but also number two it just does it doesn’t look cool oh bingo

See what you got me do you see what you got me doing i almost died i think we need to abandon that because that’s all literally all lava over there let’s see if i can make like stairs you know what i mean a couple of stairs so rusty at this [ __ ] game dude

Hey man hop off oh yeah that’s pretty pog right there should i buy god of war uncharted 4 uh well first off bars but second of all god of war that game is so [ __ ] good dude i love that game oh almost died yo murder murder oh

Damn that was [ __ ] up i’m not a fan of this guy like not even a little [ __ ] off how’d you even get over here you you bastard all right check this out [ __ ] i literally want you to die yeah suck it [ __ ] how’s it happens

Sorry i gotta go check on cory corey on the house corey on the hallways corey corey corey it’s been two it’s been two months man it’s been two months cory i’m sorry i’m sorry please still be alive [ __ ] i don’t know if i’m gonna be alive by the time i get there yes I know i’m sorry i’m sorry i’ve been away for so long all right corey on the hooeys there he’s munching he’s crunching he’s happy maybe i could enchant some stuff get more levels how many levels i got oh 19 that’s it i don’t know what to do okay no one chanting for now

But i will let’s go back into the nether i need to stop [ __ ] around i need some pearls stacked okay let’s go what’s that how do you use it oh it’s a parrot that’s cool i think there might be a bridgeable spot over this way it’s the only way we haven’t really gone

Yet so should i do a sick dream clutch and then land on that enemy dude look at all this gold i need levels this looks new if you want to fight me then fight me [ __ ] you guys are freaking dodging me like crazy you know especially with covid it’s like oh my god No no no no no run hold on hold on hold on let’s just take a break let’s take a break uh okay so that was [ __ ] so scary holy [ __ ] okay i just need a green forest man i need i need a [ __ ] another pearls

Also i need this pig it’s a freaking hop off like a [ __ ] off man thanks for the help dick nose is that a bastion it’s sebastian how have i never seen that okay yo bastion alert we haven’t had a bastion yet here’s what we’re gonna do this is a heist that’s the treasure

We’re gonna steal all of it and trade it with the pigs in there we have to be very sneaky this is the treasure hunt hey guys don’t mind me i’m just you know taking in the sights okay i’ve never gone to a bastion on a hardcore playthrough so i am uh

Pretty scared okay we’re gonna bridge over there look at all these piggies dude we’re getting pearls 100 we’re getting pearls today and this is the stream there we go i was like [ __ ] this is gonna have nothing interesting happen in the whole thing but this is it this

Is the interesting part of the stream we can get a good title on it the great gold heist someone just said i give curtis vibes i sure hope so i want to make like a a structure around the gold so they don’t see once i steal all of it

From them right this will work right like they won’t know i’m still in the gold if they can’t see it or at least they won’t be able to like hit me with arrows i don’t hear any angry piggies oh my god big brain slay oh

Not a sleigh yo this is so much [ __ ] gold i’m balling out dude all right that’s a sleigh so we’re gonna go try to find where a bunch of pigs are i’ve watched speed runs of this game and they do they usually go up there but i’m

Too scared to do that don’t mind me i’m simply just hanging out oh i forgot there’s i forgot there’s the mean ones okay now i’m [ __ ] scared i’m happy with two pigs i’m happy with two pigs that’s all i need that’s all i need man we’re gonna get pearls we don’t need

That much we just need one we need like two pearl trays that’s it oh i stole the gold [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh pearls pearls first roll we got pearls making it rain on these [ __ ] dude okay okay we got five that’s all we need but hey let’s see if we can get some

More dude how clutch was finding this [ __ ] bastion dude i i popped off i popped off and it’s official hey we got a book that’s cool oh that’s huge that’s huge dude all right i think that’s i think we’re good we got nine pearls 13 pearls okay we’re good we’re good

That’s it okay now we got to make the great escape all good i came from that way oh i should have just gone there and traded with them all right whatever i go it’s fine i got what i needed throw it away forget yesterday we’ll make the greatest cake yeah [ __ ] nice try

Yeah you’re dog water sorry so now we just have to make it back to our base this is the way we came if memory serves or am i [ __ ] stupid all right i might have got turned around place lava to break your fall kurt how about i place these nuts on your

Freaking mom’s forehead all right don’t try to prank me with that [ __ ] all right i’m lost i’m officially lost hold on okay so there’s a portal over there yeah this is the way i came from okay okay okay i’m all right now what is that [ __ ] doing there sniper i hardly know where

L l plus ratio face curt we’re gonna go to the other nether portal because that’s where all the pearls and stuff are and that’s where the the end portal is so who else wants today curtis and his ninja era wow well now that you mentioned ninja i

Gotta tell you a crazy story i was in the middle of a league of legends game about to finish it out when my braless wife brings me a sandwich and here’s the thing not asked for with chips as i get a double kill bot late so yeah how’s

Your day going hey you can [ __ ] off man like you’re gonna get clapped yeah you’re gonna die sorry man Oh how the hell did i get over here i guess that’s why you write down your coordinates right oh my god this is so stupid of me why did i okay okay that’s fine we’re just gonna slowly go this way it’s gonna take it nice and slow

And we’ll get there in no time okay how the hell did oh i needed to go down that over here i’m so stupid okay all good we figured it out oh wow let’s just let’s just do all of it and that’s 11 you can stack 12 right

Should make one more just for good measure i wrote down where the stronghold was so we could go there or okay serious question we need to do some strategizing so here’s here’s what we could do we could go try to find the stronghold and find the uh the portal

Room or should i try to get a bunch of levels and enchant all my stuff so i’m ready for the ender dragon i feel like if i go now i’m gonna die because i just have diamond stuff i need yeah i do need to enchant i need levels

You’re okay okay it’s decided that was easy because i’m trying to win this game okay i’m trying to beat this game i’m on my [ __ ] desolate island over here all right sorry [ __ ] i need all the xp all right let’s see if i can 360 no scope this chicken oh okay hold on

[ __ ] [ __ ] all right 360 no scope [ __ ] how am i missing it every time all right [ __ ] you man i could do these cows they’re a bigger target [ __ ] how does that okay how did i miss that this is how i die all right check it out come on okay hey

There we go is this sugar cane yes sir give me all that oh little cave entrance all right i’m not mad at that what do we got in this mine here’s some spiders and skeletons lots of lots of bad guys down here easy claps easy i could try to kill this

Enderman oh you want some oh [ __ ] creeper all right all good i’ll get all good creeper i hardly know dude easy don’t mind me yo that is not chill like where where’s the audio i don’t even hear him yo [ __ ] that scared me so much jesus christ thunder

Minecraft has thunder let’s get out of here now so the cave entrance was over here let me put it let me build a tower all right pretty small island but it’s got everything i need what are they doing here oh yo what oh my god they don’t see me

How’d they get on here this is the smallest island ever they’re like waiting for me okay they walk by this little straggler alright here’s what we’re gonna do go go go go go home whoa whoa that was [ __ ] scary okay holy [ __ ] man no fight yeah i would die dude i wouldn’t survive

That are you kidding me they’d [ __ ] clean my ass up all right so yeah let’s end it there oh yeah no death no death yet i’m uh pretty good at this game yo thank you everybody for watching yeah thanks so much thank you for support this is a lot of fun uh

Appreciate it uh be safe bye-bye