L C – Kurtis Conner Twitch stream 2021.07.14 – minecraft with friends

Hi hey everybody sorry i’m tweeting out the stream holy if this keeps happening i might have to redo like restart the stream or something it’s the third time it’s disconnected and i’m gonna [ __ ] lose my mind okay hello everybody hello thanks for hanging out hopefully this stream isn’t too [ __ ] annoying holy [ __ ]

Disconnected three times already yeah i know i feel like i’ve been streaming a while i was away for a week uh and then we had family over so it’s been a while since the stream man this feels weird feels freaking weird um love your latest video thank you appreciate it

Do you know where danny is um i don’t know he’s i think he’s sort of he he quit on us he doesn’t want to play with us anymore i guess you know you know just when you’re just when you think you’re friends you know just when you think you’re

Pals you freaking uh you sort of just sort of just leaves you high and dry um that’s all right you guys can hang out in my chat today not danny’s um okay i actually got this discord plug-in i hope it works but um So the faces should pop up on the discord when i joined the uh the [ __ ] chat so we’ll see if that works but holy [ __ ] this is so [ __ ] annoying Wi-fi has been absolutely dog [ __ ] lately [ __ ] mercury and gatorade or something what is going on use the cable can’t i can’t i’d like to but i can’t okay well if we lag then whatever hello hello oh no how about wait how the hell are we i’ve got to

Greet this guy wait i’ve got to greet him give me one second okay me no not you i was gonna say you guys boy no way yeah it was you i am a magical man so you’ve been taking like singing lessons or something i’ve taken a lesson or two

Damn three okay how many i feel like you should know i it wasn’t a math lesson tardis i feel like you’d be able to know whether or not you took one or three if it’s like in the middle but like okay that one that one discord didn’t pick up yeah

Did it not maybe it’s for how would you not know yeah i feel like you should know how much you’ve how many lessons like do you know her i’ve got a confession Oh what is it i don’t know how to count yeah that’s awful sounds pretty sad but it’s a sad thing you just admitted to us but it sounds kind of lit that you said it through auto tune i’ll admit let’s go Sorry what the baby says he says let’s go he says let me turn this [ __ ] shitty ass minecraft music off oh yeah you gotta do that too tell them what put the baby on the [ __ ] track you know the minecraft baby on the track oh nick should i not go by

Danny’s house no you can go buy it just don’t well i i cut the i cut the cord so you’re fire okay i cut the wire so there’s no risk but there’s no reward either it’s kind of sad actually yeah you know the um the note the

Discord cut out because if it’s like um compression or whatever it uh it was the best note oh damn you’ll just have to watch the vod or something to like hear that yeah i’ll be watching later someone said it like cured their they had like a a scab or something

All right well they got cured though it’s gone now oh okay thank god it’s [ __ ] so close yeah yeah whoever said that it’s disgusting where are you guys uh we’re just i’m at home all right whatever I mean also in both the game in real life i’m in my basement curtis oh you meant the game yeah whoa that was so aggressive what the hell was that for i don’t care you know what i’m not sending you any of that [ __ ] footage how about that

Oh [ __ ] and you’ll be without a freaking monday video and you’re in yours i i don’t think a lot of people knew that you sent your footage to curtis to like just get like uh just for safe keeping before you upload a video yeah yeah keep going keep going yeah you know

You recorded it i recorded a video and then you send it to curtis and you’re like okay hold on to this until monday yeah and then when monday comes around curtis is like okay release the kraken okay i always delete my footage on accident and curtis is really crazy’s been doing youtube for

Longer than me so i usually send him she’s better at digital uh uh keeping yeah i know how to keep be safe with files i would and that’s why i said what i said oh yeah curtis is my editor now i forgot that’s what it was yeah so it’s okay so it’s two

Explanations now yeah i like that one more because i have more of a power dynamic in it like that one more that’s like the cardinal room of rule of improv you can’t just like read your reality and then just like go i actually prefer this oh no that’s actually funnier

Sorry you know everything and i know everybody forget what we just said and actually like this one’s my preferred this one paints me in a better light so i think let’s go to that reality i’m over it i’m literally over all of this i didn’t know that me

Holding your files was a surprise i apologize yeah no i really i it’s called building hype it’s something that i kind of learned as i grew so it’s like it’s fine that you said it because now it’s kind of like a small group of people know

They build hype i get popular i get more popular than you i i wait why is that a part of it you’re you i don’t think that part’s necessary today hey do you want to go on tour for comedy tour and i say yeah what’s tour do you want to go on tour

Comedy tour tour for comedy tour yeah and that’s how it works nick what the [ __ ] are you even talking about easy all right he’s just making it making a joke shut the [ __ ] up if you’re not being serious we’re not trying to joke around here this is a serious business [ __ ] minecraft

Yeah dude i need to okay everyone in my chat is saying how ugly and by everyone i mean like i saw one comment but everyone’s saying that my house is ugly so i got a food don’t let them get to you they said the same [ __ ] they told they told me my

House was ugly they told me i was disorganized it was mean yeah that’s kind of i don’t want to like [ __ ] that i don’t want to make myself seem like the better person or whatever but like everyone in my chat that’s sort of telling me how cool my

New house is up here that i’m working on and how i’m like they think i could be like a legitimate minecraft builder and stuff because i kind of came up with this on my own and that’s not a joke either like it looks good it looks really good wow okay it’s a

Little story bro Yeah i missed the part where that was my problem yeah dude nice one get spider-man dude get bent honestly yo get uncle ben wow that was good you are you’re good you’re quick on your feet sometimes sometimes how about you did you run track because you’re quick on your feet right yes

Oh damn i’ve been streaming so long i lost so many subscribers i’m in my flop era on twitch [ __ ] dude it’s okay it happens to the best of us not me okay okay nick not me you’re choosing to make this about you but when it’s not though

Not me guys i had a subatom so i actually have the most subscribers i’ve ever had so great screw both of you upside down and sideways upside down and sideways guys dude guys please subscribe to me so i cannot be in my flop there anymore thank you

But i have emotes that look like literal piss shout out if you guys want to subscribe to me so that i’m also not in curtis’s flop era that would be great yeah it’s sort of it’s spreading like a a virus yeah yeah dude you just you took the sandwiches out by words

Or whatever yeah yeah i’d do it again oh thank you don’t don’t chub don’t stop guys yeah don’t sub to me dom there’s only a certain amount say that oh no they got a silly joke it was a good one briefer check i need to go can you believe that i

Don’t have cobblestone right now of all things what the [ __ ] i know dude i don’t know what’s wrong with me what gold check i got gold oh yeah what is this awesome powers three yeah dude if he is with the one with beyonce big fan of the stream you’re a big fan

Of beyonce’s dream or she’s a big fan of your stream actually both there’s a bit of a mutual relationship a big fan of her stream of piss if you will whoa oh i got so much gold right there grow up bro i’m trying to make i’m trying to make the biggest

Baddest smp um battiest smp sugarcane farm automatic style oh [ __ ] yeah dude it’s gonna have red phone and everything you’re gonna go automatic style i never been done before i know dude i yeah nobody freak out okay but we’re gonna go automatic style uh i don’t know man i’m starting to start

We bring in your voice dude he’s freaking out he’s freaking out all right i got a guy should i go this way i don’t like this it’s a way i don’t want to do something today are we just like pissed whoa whoa this was this antsy antsy pants over here yeah curtis just

Finding his bearings he just got online just i just logged in i just plugged in yeah he’s plugged in Yeah that’s what he said the matrix the matrix is just minecraft yeah i’m plugged in and i’ve got a i’ve got a cobblestone there’s cobblestone everywhere people are telling me instead of agent smith it’s agent steve does minecraft steve and instead of a i never saw them ma instead of

Neo it’s herobrine yo yo robrenio let kurt into the squad stream i don’t have to let him into anything he has to accept yeah nick sent a swastika two weeks ago and he’s just like forever ago moment please accept it i was like i sent him

So long ago all right i got online and uh i was the first one online and i still had a squad stream uh awaiting for me from nick and i was like when did you send because i was setting up i was on twitch earlier today and i was setting up my

Title and stuff because i hate doing it while i’m about to get ready and so then i saw the squad stream thing and then i was like let me just invite him now so i don’t have to think about it okay and then you take it off

So everyone refresh and click the squad stream button and then you can watch everybody maybe i lost my maybe i did lose something when i died because i don’t know where my oh there it is hey it’s jarvis silky boy i have myself touched pickaxe yay

What the hell how can i go this far mining i don’t find any good [ __ ] dude that’s illegal they’re not allowed to do that oh i’m hearing gucci gucci he was obsessed with that song what is that song oh no who are you dude no come on that’s the thing

That’s the one come on guys sing it you know the words sing it in the chat there it is cool face is that how it goes oh i stumbled upon a bunch of crap but there’s a bunch of creepers is that good crap or bad crap

Uh i’d go ahead and say both okay dude i’ve i don’t know what it what it’s what’s going on in my youtube recommendations but all i get now are like montages of people like dying in minecraft hardcore they’re like a montage of visitors you know i’m getting a lot of those too

Actually i actually thinking about doing a hardcore series after nick and i finished ours i started uh it looks so stressful yeah so i kind of think that would be fun also i have no clue what the [ __ ] idea this guy is i’m going to look at my chat

And it’s going to say besties dude you know you know it you know it’s in these favorite two words next to each other i’m gonna nick when you stay with me i’m gonna um i’m gonna wake you up at 6am it’s going to be a below the bestie

You’re poking me on the shoulder i wake up festy oh that’s funny so you guys are going to hang out together is that what you guys are just saying is that what we’re moving in yeah no he live yeah i’m just living on his couch

What yeah he won’t let me he won’t let me have a bed for our new place that we no we’re i’m staying at this house when i go to la when when he’s still up when he goes to la la land he’s crashing at my place

I’m so excited guys cool i didn’t get the invite yeah i only have one couch is the thing well isn’t my friend you could just get another coach hold it come here just get another couch sorry it does not does not compute oh can you guys chat can you guys see me

Okay you’re back dude my wi-fi is being uh uh dog [ __ ] if i went to look at my modem it’d just be a pile of dog [ __ ] dude it’s more like why i yeah exactly yeah dude you get it no you get it okay thanks what does wifi me stand for wireless fireless

Yep or wireless internet i think it stands for wireless fine i’ll connect to the internet wireless wireless firefest i think is what it stands for that’s awesome kind of a like remote fire fest situation yes zoom this fire festival dude you got a stream with a hardwired

Connection i know i do but that would take so much work to connect it to my thing downstairs bring it all the way up here will hudson is that what is that the full name of um the town that he’s from yeah little hudson little hudson river

Yeah it’s sort of like a small little hudson river how can i make stairs yeah yeah i was just diagnosed with covet 19. yeah no okay oh no wait that sounded you like delivered that without the severity that i just got through me i just got like hey shout out to you

Know somebody in the chat just got diagnosed with coping your house is beautiful thank you this is what i want to hear thank you you should see my house it’s much beautifuler okay no offense absolutely offense taken no offense literally but like my house is pretty much

The best wait wait wait um when when yeah when did i ask [ __ ] hey easy easy guys seriously i have feelings too i may seem like i’m on top of the world but you do well you seem like you’re on top of the world without a single care in the world imagine dragons

What’s a stone cutter what the hell does that do not not to be like a dick or anything bro it uh so like if you make stairs and do the through the normal like way i think you like lose out on a stone like the ratio doesn’t add up well

They they allow you to cut the stone and then you get more stone for your oh that’s what everyone’s freaking out about it’s cobblestone it’s literally it’ll it’s it the limit does not exist oh dude what nick were you saying something like bradley cooper no but like before okay well i was

Saying what did you say about that song that i sang that it was by imagine dragons it was by imagine dragging these balls across your face got me dude nice uh i actually didn’t realize when i was singing that that it was by them until you said it but absolutely

I don’t know why i’m like i thought you might like it was one of those things where like we we like to hate on the madden dragons now in 2021 you know yeah but guess what you were a stan now granted i did identify the song as being my legend dragon so i

I’m also at fault here at least i don’t Like did you just what happened there yeah why’d you get quieter is he trying to make oh he left okay um why did he he said at least i don’t like nickelback and then he left yeah he really did he he left with his tail between his legs i think

I don’t want to investigate dude what the [ __ ] am i doing some of these um some of these blocks in this game feel like like a disease or something like something that you go to the doctor and you’d find out that your pet is infested yeah it’s a fatal case of anesthetic

That’s not dude i’ve got it yeah yeah endostate 19. i was i went to the doctor and i was diagnosed with a with a pair of smooth black stones smooth yeah smooth kidney stones nick is dead oh no we lost him okay you guys are telling me this doesn’t

Look like an epic [ __ ] castle like people in chat are just saying nick passed away which is like kind of a funny joke but also kind of messed up they’re like no nick is like actually dead he just passed away on stream like i don’t know dude didn’t die he passed away

He passed away oh where’d my flint and steel go oh wait no i don’t get it okay i’m an idiot i’m an idiot i’m sorry for your loss never mind i thought i had it in my head but i i literally didn’t yo women wilson oh wow and wilson okay sorry owen oh

And well said you said women wilson women gotta like build pistons and observers and i’ve never done this before and so i’m like i’m messing up the ratios for these recipes pissed in the toilet what do the pistons do so a piston when you give it a redstone signal

It is a block with like a little um pushy guy like a little like it has a it has like a platform that it pushes out and it can move blocks that are in front of it and so uh and so what what we’re gonna do essentially is like if you imagine a

Like a um sugar cane you know how it’s like three like you can imagine a sugar cane it’s like three sugar canes tall you can put a a piston on the second level and then activate it whenever like you can make an observer on the the top level of that three stack so

Whenever the observer which is another redstone component observes something in front of it it activates the piston and it breaks the sugar cane and then you get like two sugar cane uh and then it continues growing and that’s how we get like a little automatic situation hmm that makes more sense

Huh we thought you passed away you yeah we thought you passed away why because you said at least i don’t like necro back and then you left then you left yeah so you thought i died yeah well no well passed away sorry we thought you passed away you thought you passed away pretty

Adamant about your passing so that’s weird we weren’t really like that we kind of had to go on what they what they were giving us there well what you were given were a bunch of lies okay well that’s good i mean best i mean you’re alive which is like way better

Than like you not being that yeah Oh dude there’s raiders oh wait pillagers yeah and i don’t have food shout out to the raiders or pillagers whatever the hell they’re called thank you so much for the raid guys wait do you guys do you guys want to take on the raiders yes wait are they raiding our village

Here or we’re trying to get into my house and i don’t have food i love raids i mean yeah like great shot of legends dude we’re getting rage shadow legend right now yeah can we get a baddie smp sponsor oh yeah joe yo we should make money

You should charge a brand to like put up uh we should erect like a statue for the brand yeah and they can buy properties let’s put up billboards in the town finally make some [ __ ] money from this stupid thing you guys told me i was gonna make money

From this and i’m still waiting for my freaking paycheck yeah dude you know you tell us every day well that’s why i came in because danny was like you’re gonna make money you’re gonna make money you’re gonna make money yeah you’re motivated by that yeah and usually when someone says that that

Means you’re gonna make money can someone does anyone have like a surplus of food oh yeah there’s like a outside my house yeah i was going to say there’s a chest outside i can see you from here look up up here up here i can see curtis

What do i look like you look like d uh okay you look like evil danny with his reader out wait wait sorry what do you want from the back okay you have [ __ ] all over your legs curtis does does nick’s head look like he’s wearing a graduation cap oh

Let me take another peek at it the only reason you think that is because you haven’t seen danny’s skin as much because curtis is serious so much i didn’t crash congratulations man yeah dude that’s exciting you and you thought you could like hide it from us you know

Graduated so long ago like years ago oh diamonds hello that was unexpected yellow hello garsh that was a surprise diamond somebody brady i just chugged some sparkling water and i regret it someone commented on my chat and their name is bubble denise i think you should be used to it your

Name is bubble oh bubble denis at it again oh you got bubble denise in the chat give me i freaking own them too how many diamonds did we get 23 diamonds just because i’m i’m searching i’m getting i was searching for cobblestone and i ended up with diamonds look at that

And you got 23 i got i had i have fortune 3 on my uh my my picky axey what the [ __ ] dude i feel like you got so good at minecraft so fast and it’s really frustrating i um watched so much minecraft youtube oh it’s a real amount of uh

Minecraft youtube when i was going to sleep at night like binaural beats making my brain bigger well it it [ __ ] worked i gotta tell you because every time i come on here you’re like yeah i have the ender dragon as a little pet now and it’s like yeah

We can do that he’s my little boy yeah i watched his youtube video and they teach you how to tame the ender dragon i played minecraft for so long and i’m [ __ ] trash at it actually i’ve got better i tried to learn how to speed run yeah on my last stream oh yeah

It’s really hard i want to i was i want to do something like that why i just like watched i was watching speedruns and they’re so interesting have you have you ever watched any of dreams videos i he put out a new one this week yeah i watch them sometimes yeah yeah

This is wild i’m also like he’s at half a heart so many times i’m like yeah they got this thing rigged where he like can’t yeah did you watch the did you watch the most recent one i think yeah yeah yeah okay at the beginning like the very

Beginning when they’re at the top of the mountain and he jumps off and lands in like the smallest pool of water like there’s no way that’s just like that part’s [ __ ] scripted for sure how did you know about that and every time like every time something happens where like uh

Everybody’s oh my god how did he do that i’m like do y’all not he like puts a haystack below himself or something i’m like yeah y’all are all minecraft experts you know that he’s that yeah higher height how many times have you done these with him and you’re all still

Surprised that he’s [ __ ] good at the game holy [ __ ] what the heck is really good it’s just when yo dream dude every like last stream you didn’t know [ __ ] and now you’ve been watching youtube videos or something like that yeah we’re gonna this is gonna get

Clipped and it’s gonna go on a [ __ ] highlight channel oh yeah yeah i mean dude the videos are so like engaging and they’re oh i love them yeah but yeah yeah you know it’s just like it’s such a funny it’s like the reality of that like i get

Like playing up something for the entertainment oh absolutely but the re i’m just explaining this to the people who are inadvertently clipping this and trying to tell dream on it yeah the last thing we want to do is make dream stands upset right the absurdity of it is just so fun

And then at a certain point while i was watching the video i was like well there’s no way that even though there’s like five of them dream is so overpowered that they can’t possibly like defeat him you know right yeah they’re also good at the game they’re also good like dream built a

Flying machine and like went into the end and yeah like the elytra it like felt like a long like uh like 360 dunk on like a middle schooler like i was just waiting for you to come back on your flying machine it’s like what did you think he was

Doing there over in the end if not getting the electro i don’t know i don’t know i just feel like they do know and it’s just like sometimes you know you you got to play it up for the game yeah and i yeah and there’s nothing wrong

With that nothing wrong we play [ __ ] to the camera all the time so it’s yeah like nick didn’t actually die it’s like do you remember that earlier you’re still alive actually yeah i am actually right yeah you guys started talking about dream right when 24 frames of nick came into my

Stream and and smacked me with a sub and he got in beef big beef with the dream stands big beef oh oh yeah i forgot about that yeah pretty funny pretty hilarious actually pretty epic you can’t un when you make a block of quartz you can’t like turn it back into

Like regular quartz right i don’t think you can i don’t think so you can’t spawn you beef i might need to go to the stands guys my house isn’t in ugg mode suck my bowels oh dude gross my polished black stones okay oh i have a [ __ ] breach i have a

Security breach i got a hole in my [ __ ] house but uh no the i i now feel like i’m i’m like god dream stands i promise i like i like his videos yeah i watched them there was a very epic mode And it’s like shut the [ __ ] up you know i literally do that without trying yeah i literally did that on my sleep last night bro oh i guess i need oh you guys are going to the nether well i just need to get a little i just

Need to get a little quartz but i haven’t i i have a bunch so what’s up i really i’ve never gotten the elytra i want to get it dude yeah that would be fun there’s only one is there okay here’s a question chat is there only one elytra per minecraft world

Is that how you fly yeah that’d be more shitty no i’ve been in plenty of servers where multiple people can fly like but maybe there’s a different there’s multiple oh there’s several thank goodness because i know there’s like do you go to do you have to use there’s

Lots of in cities oh hell yeah that would be a good thing that’ll be a good thing i’m um currently i’m i’m trying to get the uh what’s it called the map for the woodland mansion so that when everybody’s back on we can go raid the woodland mansion oh sick

But i that’s why i’m making trying to get paper what did i just pull out my phone for oh to order food food gang getting paper you’re spending paper to get that’s true i’m spending all my paper um hello pasta restaurant do you guys expect sugarcane as payment you know because it

Makes paper are you that freaking kid who games all the time again calling me trying to order food george jaredson it’s your boy jambis jumbus jansen jambalaya johnson that sounds racist nothing again not that it is pin me down while i’m here why don’t you why don’t

You make some people mad at me jarvis keep going like you’re doing it hey easy easy on the trigger man i have so much gold i could i’m gonna i want to trade with some piggy so i’d be down and go to the [ __ ] nether

Dude i would do a little i would do a little navy trip something exciting let’s do something freaking exciting i’m bored um wait let me finish ordering this food i keep being like another that i put down my phone um what are you ordering i’m i’ve been getting this like pasta place

And it’s really good and i’m like maybe i want a different type of pasta today no no i got i got penne pasta before i’m like what about a rigatoni oh what about a gnocchi you know dude i had a gnocchi the other night it was

[ __ ] it was gnocchi aloe vodka with like [ __ ] oh bacon and [ __ ] it was crazy wow all right i made a homemade note i could get i could get olive vodka do it then you’ll get drunk dude all right i’m adding it in yeah olive gardener it’s the italian place you’re talking

About yeah yeah dude i’m ordering for the olive garden dude you know what’s funny is when you order unlimited bread sticks they just have to have a guy like sit outside your house that’s just keep giving you bread sticks when you ask for more oh holy [ __ ] someone just said

Gnocchi alla vodka is literally just potatoes in different forms that’s i mean that’s crazy good job wow what do you know someone said rig it tony supremacy which is maybe the best band name i’ve ever heard in my life thank you chicago oh we are tony supremacy

Um have you guys heard of that game sea of thieves yes i feel i used to play it i love you that would be really fun yeah see if thieves nuts fit in your mouth hold on let me break that down c of see if these nuts fit in your mouth

We should try it though it’s only four players though but my nuts fit in your mouth seriously man i think it’s two players dude i got you twice today nick seriously man you’re cutting it close Well it’s a what hey uh curtis and nick if you guys want to go to the nevi go ahead and hit up my house i’ve got i’ve got fire resistance potions for days oh [ __ ] all right yeah dude guys in sea of thieves you can have a

I actually i actually paid to have a monkey go on my shoulder um back when i used to play and you can all have different instruments ah and they all sync up and they all sync up sorry a creeper exploded next to me and i just wanted to kind of carry on

Um that if you all have different instruments there’s a drum there’s a uh there’s this instrument that goes wow wow it i forgot what it’s called a daydream no not a didgeridoo hey what can someone in the chat help me what are they called uh was the sea of thieves thing actually

Supposed to be a deez nuts joke yeah but i also would like to play that game i think it’d be fun i uh get it surprised by the wait see if he’s nuts see if he’s nice see of what’s the pun see if these sounds like see if these

Oh oh dude i buy you a jewel jesus christ jay all right come on guys i just didn’t get it because i thought listen i thought i i thought that you were actually asking about the game and then you just decided to screw me over your ankles broke just now like

That was just horrible it’s a hurdy gertie thank you frosty skeleton yeah hurty gertie and accordion you know what kurtz and there’s someone who can whistle too and so you can all play together and you can play the songs all together and it’s suit thank you for the 20 gifted subs that’s crazy

I appreciate it in my house what’s going on yeah that game sounds fun dirty sorry i freaking own yourself pirate i don’t want to talk about it just drop it uh dude your house is [ __ ] so cool what was that jarvis thank you yeah i know you’re watching it from far away right

Hey uh sure um okay for the nether what do we need we need gold because of the piglet boys you can get drunk in sea of thieves yeah you can get drunk and there’s like they give you a pirate map and then you kind of all have to like

Work together to figure out where the treasure is and then there’s like these guys and these things and there’s like oh man you guys love it there’s monsters too right yeah there’s monsters i think it would be really fun to get like a um a big like

Baddie s p jack box session going oh that’d be fun yeah just get everybody online make a few jokes have a little i love checkbox yeah jack off and box someone and eat some box dude [Laughter] we will we will let it we will let the

Sea of thieves thing go nick if you can just stop jack up fight someone and eat [ __ ] oh my god man that was absurd please just you’re upsetting grips yeah that’s the next youtuber boxing matches youtubers like jackoff first and then they fight and they go down on someone

What the hell they of sieves uh what’s this book in here what does that do oh that’s the enchanting table so like that’s how you get enchanted gear gotcha it’s normally not blocked by this chest but i put this here for like temporary all right yeah that that’s

That’s how you get the fancy uh like as if wait wait uh let me just grab everything out of this real quick can you right click on it on the enchanting thing yeah yeah i can okay cool yeah cause like basically if you put an

Item in there um and then you put some lapis you can see the different um you can see the different enchantments and so you can like combine that you can enchant books and items and stuff and then you can combine them on like an anvil and eventually like get your like super

Enchanted armors armors that’s crazy it’s wild nick are you coming to the freaking nether are you coming to the nebby nick yes uh let me i need to get some iron stuff real quick i do need a chest plate too i need iron as well

You can take some iron from me if you need it i guess i’ll make some golden boots i i died in the nether with i had like some enchanted oh i can’t take these because they have feather falling and make a golden helmet gosh i’m so such a silly guy where’s

Your iron at that i can steal that there’s like a little this is right here in this chest with like the iron bar on it um but you just gotta you have to like it’s a little thing because it’s an item frame that you better like select the area

Outside of the item frame to open up oh i got you it’s annoying i i like the aesthetic okay i will make some someone just said jarvis and cody are hanging out without you and that made me kind of feel sad oh no we’re right here

We’re we’re getting ready to go on a an expedition together crying i’m crying right now it’s one big happy family sorry i spun the ingot around a bunch of times all right now it’s back [ __ ] it’s all good oh [ __ ] i i wish you could like lock

Them as like a part of the i wish that was like a thing yeah little freaking knit freaking dumbos like me can come around and flop them no like i i always miss click it and i’m like oh i part of me wanted to make like a a plug-in uh

For minecraft that like disabled oh yeah true you you’re like smart you’re like knowledgeable i couldn’t go that far i’d probably watch a tutorial that’s um thank you oh i need to put pig step in the the music room upgrade gear gotta acquire pig step oh yeah i found a

Was it a bastion i found like a bastion or something on the nether i maybe wrote down the coordinates okay oh you found a bastion i i did i i was like riding around on um i was riding around on a little you know those uh striders oh yeah yeah

I was like riding around on one and i ended up like finding a bastion by accident oh damn someone commented nerf bastion hello oh there’s like a glass dude this house is crazy i haven’t seen your whole house yet oh yeah this bottom level here is i it’s kind of

The only thing i’m using it for is uh this is an auto smelter okay so basically like you put the stuff you want to smell at the top of the large chest and then it’s got like little coal reserves here and it uses funnels or what are they called drop what are

They freaking out it uses to to put the stuff into the furnace so if i just like put a cobblestone here then it automatically if i put like a couple of cobblestone um then it would work but it doesn’t seem to be working because i threw sand down here by accident

It ran out of oh i’m out of i’m out of coal i didn’t realize i don’t know well i’m out of coal but when when i have coal in there it automatically uh does a thing damn and there’s also a little chest the one the one thing i’m proud of

Uh in here is that like this chest right here uh you can drop anything into this and it’ll go down into the auto smelter what yeah it’s just a series of hoppers like they’re just like hoppers all the way down that’s crazy um wow okey-dokey

Oh i was just i was getting ready to dump a bunch of crap and then i’m ready here comes the boy yeah nick your skin is terrifying sounds like a hate crime but it’s minecraft yo nick i’m about to judge you based on your skin i guess we’ll take the shovel i just

Realized i was pushing the mute the whole time i was yelling at you about something that’s real stop that i told them to clip your audio and upload it to twitter with a black screen jesus don’t that’s like such an intense uh like yeah that’s such a mean thing to do

Oh my god you’re so terrifying looking and also congratulations on the graduation now we always say congratulations no okay we’re just gonna stop all right all right where’s the nether portal let’s go fellas let’s go the usual another portal i go to is the lc1 oh let

Me make sure my door is closed i just want to play sea of thieves now dude see if these lights fit in your nether portal how many freaking furnaces do they’ll see you guys want to play sea of thieves on sunday i could be down on tuesday

Creeper oh my god i’ll sacrifice myself he just like warped way far away from us that was epic he’s here this portal is this watch out jarvis you got him yeah i got him it’s fine i saw an enderman oh can i i want to try this

Dumbass pig oh he’s supposed to go on the boat there we go oh the boat thing oh there’s i see it good job i did it also there’s usually a ghast around here so watch out i put the enderman in the boat and then i killed him

Got a pearl out of it whatever go off king hey go off king okay so what do we what do we want to do what what i would like to go to the bastion and or just find a bunch of piggies that i can trade with

So oh oh wait i might have trapped some piggies over here let me see um wait where’d you go um i just like ran behind the portal come come come oh there you go so here’s what here’s me i there was a time when i was doing a bunch of trading and i

Made this maybe this doesn’t go anywhere maybe it does oh it doesn’t look like it does dang i guess they escaped yeah i feel like they like despawn or some [ __ ] there’s there’s only one piglet here yeah we can try to find some oh whoops what there’s a lot of steep falls around

This area too so so curtis uh in this direction like is where the portals to like your your your nether portal that’s in your uh original bases really yeah yeah because like basically over this hill it’s like not that far because uh in the nether it’s uh

You know every every block and another is eight blocks in the overworld right so it’s just like yeah oh cool let me grab some of this okay where are we going i hear a gas y’all can lead the way i actually don’t know i i know a little bit about the lay of

The land here but oh yeah sorry this portal it’s in the direction of this so this is the desert portal i think because there’s a portal on the way to our and then and then further beyond that is like directly behind it is the portal to

The old one is that a bastion over there that’s a bastion by that portal by that portal to the right of it oh maybe i sure did i don’t think oh let’s let’s go that way there’s another portal there’s so many portals why don’t we get down some of them are water just

Burns up in this gosh thing yeah water just burns up i can just jump down i think yeah because i have falling but i would just mine down i was gonna build a path up but i think you can just mine down wait did we oh wait curtis is already down here

Where’s nick at he’s coming oh no boy left behind nobody left behind i made a bridge yeah i’ve been around here these cobblestone blocks i think are me trying not to get lost for the longest time i like i had to get so much um i had to get that uh

Oh [ __ ] well now i’m on fire that’s all right cool um oh [ __ ] yeah that’s okay i’m fine all right we got a gas we got two gas on our tails yeah when they didn’t bring a bow anybody bring a bow oh i forgot my bow

All right here we go i can check my i can check my notes and see if uh i have bastion coordinates in there i feel like this fashion is definitely freaking mined already but i i still don’t even see the the bastard it’s literally like right in front of us

Oh look at that yeah oh noise so close i didn’t bring any okay let me find some yeah i need some of this [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] netherrack all right now i got oh what the hell yeah the rack wait why is my game doing this what is happening am i like

Locked in by something what the hell nice little bridgeable spot here i like it it’s a little bit of a bridge spa bridgeable spot i’m trying to shorten it because it’s too long for everybody did you not see all this for everybody don’t i’d speak for everyone

I’m not i’m just speaking on behalf of all the complaints that we heard hey guys oh no that’s one of those mean guys is that one of your movie spot so it’s sort of like a bridgeable spa i don’t know who wants to kill us already this guy i

Think they all do we should probably kill them no they’re not going to trade with you i think that one goes to kill you in the black good as i got whacked in i didn’t do anything i got freaking whacked right on in i’m coming back over there i’m not even

Doing nothing with me i got whacked into the hole like literally his friend just died and then he picked up the axe and was like oh this is cool oh so they’re all trying to hurt us now because i hurt them i feel like i may have [ __ ] this up

Yeah i don’t like the [ __ ] those freaking means i think we should just i think we should just kill him um i think he stole your armor yeah he stole some of knicks armor that was part of the problem okay how the frick did i get over to you guys um

Am i even in the right portal oh because i didn’t even see this bastion um thank you ow i’ll stick i’ll stick around here and guard nick’s stuff i guess oh [ __ ] guys trying to hurt me there’s no goldie gold yeah i guess i’ll try to get the

Return to cinder achievement or maybe i already have gotten it i hear more piglets but where are they tell this gas the freaking shut up why can’t i hit it oh those are zombies oh great i have no brick to build to get over there but i’m like right here can

You guys come over here and help me be back i just let me get you guys come over here and help me wait where is the is this where we came where did we come in i’m so confused this is going to [ __ ] wait where did okay wait oh i oh maybe

Okay maybe this got broken i’m kind of confused but like maybe this okay um nick do you see me i’m like standing um uh yeah i see you where are you i’m right over by the bridgeable spot where it drops down i see you see it i’m scared found some gold blocks please

Oh so what do you need you need some blocks i just need to get up there i just need a little uppy uppy please oh thanks oh okay let me give this to you again i’ll mine some more for myself thanks okay now i just need to find some

Piggies because i got so much gold hey well i’m glad you got gold man i’m so glad you got gold how did i where did i who did i there’s my stuff oh all my stuff just i hear piggies over here hey you want something

Did you guys get some of my stuff i don’t have any of your stuff but maybe curtis got some of it i might have something used though this is basically on top of me when i died you wish what the hell um should i do the jump i feel like i

Jumped too much doth jump too much i don’t jump enough bucko i wonder if i can make this Hey sorry i’m trying to block this guy in why did he do that you died i had my booties on why’d he do that what the hell man d-bag nick are you able to get back now he’s not even trading with me what did you do to this guy

I whacked him because he thanked me and i had to thwack him off or else he was going to thwack me off you don’t block him off that’s pretty gross i guess i’m going to kill this piglet brute come on let’s go let’s go you want this yeah um Oh they’re all they’re all i gotta make a [ __ ] chest or something bro oh she’s actually where’s my food oh brother just so i had to kill them all but i think they’re gone now okay they can’t hurt us anymore i’m just trying am i not able to put a chest in the

[ __ ] thing uh so if you if you if you loot a chest in in a bastion that it’ll aggravate the pigs oh even if it’s mine dude i didn’t know that i didn’t know that if it was even if it was yours oh my god is to use hoppers

Or to build like i like to build a little pocket around myself so that nobody can see me do the looting where’d you die do you think you’re gonna be able to get back to your spot probably yeah i’m just sort of really annoyed uh let me think because we can also

Um if we really want to spend some time uh looting this we could make a respawn anchor um like around the bastion so that if we die we’re right next to it still that could be cool um and the way to do that is it like curtis are you in the um

Are you in the uh neither or are you back in the overworld i’m in the nether are you close to oh jesus mother mary what’s up nick i i just fell and i i would have fallen to my death and there was just a one piece of nether iraq

There to save me and i my heart my heart was frankly saying on the ground because i think i saw you from yeah yeah that was me that’s me i’m the brown terracotta guy yeah oh my gosh brutal all right i might need help going down to get this pig because i

Have no way to defend myself i found the pig that killed you i think is he roaming around like a freak if you need me to where you died i can okay i was by like the very bottom oh [ __ ] i i almost fell asleep [ __ ] you’re at the bottom oh [ __ ] you’re

At the bottom dude you don’t want to go there okay i found the guy that killed you and i’m kind of there’s a bunch of er okay not this way oh he’s still picking up your gold and trading it no oh yeah i hear him i hear the son of

A [ __ ] oh you guys are right there good looking ender pearl i’m gonna kill should i kill him kill him oh he’s trying to kill you get him i’ll get him oh no he’s travis we gotta go down there how did he get down there get him get up

Get him get him get him okay we got it we got him oh holy [ __ ] that was freaking freaky friday um did we lose curtis no he’s still here right yeah that was the chest that i put down to try to put some in there why did you push up all of

You pick up all curtis’s stuff because like half of it’s mine right he was right in the same spot i’m just putting it i’m putting back what’s not mine yeah you better get me man Don’t ever speak to me like that again okay chest is full look at that full ass chest i’m gonna make another one and attach it some sort of swag okay yeah dude all right well that was [ __ ] annoying it’s okay we’re on the rebuild we’re on the rebuild

Um i’m missing a lot of my stuff i will say that what are you missing because i have rain i have some stuff that i couldn’t hold i had an eye i have a diamond pick you guys are diamond picky i need my diamond picky i’m missing my iron chest plate my

Iron leggings my gold helmet my golden iron here i have an iron helm here oh wait hang on do we have a crafting cable yeah over here yeah let me see here dude we have two crying obsidian if from the trades we get four more crying obsidian we can make a uh

We can make a respawn anchor um okay and and we next time we can just like bring that gear that stuff um to the nether if we want to like camp out that way when we die we go back to we don’t go back to the overworld

Also does anyone have a shield i was i had a shield i don’t have a shield maybe it’s lost forever has anybody got iron we can make one i have some wood on hold on i gotta step in for a second holy moly that was stressful oh my god there’s so many zombified

Cake lens here let me look for some um okay so there’s some glowstone right there i don’t have silk touch but i can maybe i’ll get some of that y’all work on that you do you still have a lot more gold to trade curtis yeah i got a bunch

Okay cool because uh because prying obsidian comes up a lot in those trades so let me know if uh i can get some i’m gonna try some glowstone right quick i do need to find another piglet oh true a lot of them i feel like uh because we

They keep we keep aggroing them like we might have killed a lot of them i know i certainly have killed some yeah i think i hear one there’s a [ __ ] ton of zombie ones though like they’re not good for anything can you check can you turn a zombified piglet into like

A normal one with like the normal ways that you would do that with like a zombie villager that’d be cool would be cool oh you can’t and what is the point of zombie is there any point to these those little fangs I don’t know supposed to be free Where did you guys go i just wanted to get some glowstone so that if we get more crying i’m sitting we can make a respawn anchor oh sweet i hear it i’m gonna go grab my food like in real life irl i oh one more we only need one more

Um chat do you know when you break a respawn anchor do you get the respawn anchor back or or does it turn into like does it break or something like that you get it back holy [ __ ] yo pog i got a golden apple too that’s freaking oh

That get that thing on your hop i like to keep one on my hot bar in case like [ __ ] goes south yeah all right that’s a good idea i just looted this stuff up top and there was some good stuff oh yeah okay i hear piggies up top i’m

Gonna try to go up there and give it give it it give it a little go yeah let me turn my glowstone does that when you right-click a charged respawn anchor in the overworld does it blow up like a bed does in the nether because that’d be cool that’d be

Kind of sick yeah it gives you notch apples of course that’s how that’s like literally like but dude it duplicates your items actually hey nick is just sitting here contemplating life it blows up to be pretty much close in it oh that’s cool um oh my god where are you at

You alive you good healthy holy [ __ ] dude i was digging up and then like a bunch of [ __ ] lava started pouring out awesome i hit dude the nether sucks so much ass it’s terrifying like in the overworld it’s like sure you know if you’re at below

You know y11 or whatever you can run into lava but wait did all that like is that all that love of you it’s filling it up i’m sorry no i mean it’s it’s apparently zombie piglet are like immune to it or something they’re all just like chilling

I heard another [ __ ] yeah i hear a [ __ ] regular pig the nether is fun just a little spicy the pro tip that a lot of people say for the nether is to have like a block on your off hand so that you can uh if you hit lava you

Can fill it up real quick that’s smart i i did that i’ve done that before and it’s been helpful i think there’s literally only zombies here now oh that was close i curtis i literally found you based on the following the lava trail dude yeah might try to

I have to find somewhere else i feel like we killed them all yeah because like oh there’s one there’s a mean one here he’s trying to get up at us he’s trying to kill us dude dude i’ll kick his ass but he can’t get to us you want to

Freaking go are there any normal ones i think it’s just the brute he got sniped i just made him be on fire suck it oh now he’s alive still question arc how did that happen he’s freaking strong also there’s more stuff down there at the bottom part of the basket yeah i

Think i there that chest i it has some stuff and i didn’t loot it geronimo normal piggies normal piggies i found some where oh nice follow me uh oh yeah right down where you are see a lot of zombo boys oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what the hell That is wild wait let’s fill this in more i don’t have any space in my either we better get a bunch of [ __ ] give us some good uh i be trading [Applause] um nice do dad flex okay i just got a lot of your goods i got a lot of your kids first i’m gonna put i’m gonna put your goods in Here let me get out of the area because i’m making them upset and that’s not what um in the meantime i’m gonna make a respawn anchor yeah these guys are pissed off oh because we’re opening a chest yes so yeah the camera guy thinks he’s about to go somewhere yeah um

What are we trying to get from just treasure just general treasure but i now have a respawn anchor and glowstone if we want to set up a little um but i’m also feeling like you might exhausted treasure here yeah i wonder where it’s at i’ll be right back well this is awkward yeah

A little bit yeah i don’t like that Are you jealous yet no you know what you’re talking about my my dad he made chicken pineapple tacos yo food check and they’re pretty much the best chicken pineapple tacos yeah they’re a home chef meal you ever heard of home chef yo is it sponsored nick is that right

Here yeah home chef is just like your average food I don’t know i’m saying it as a joke but i’m not actually not sure i’m good because home shot physically hey okay all right it’s sort of like you’re hello fresh you’re no no you can’t you can’t do this this little bastard wants something from

Me i think i’m trying to mine this [ __ ] over here yeah but this is the best one he’s done yet all right we got a gast on our hands two of them i’m a gas i’m gonna gasp and use code nick is not green at check out adam and

Eve if you guys want to get 20 off and free shipping appropriate it’s not inappropriate because they know they they give 20 of all profits to aids research dumb ass yeah all right oh man this gnocchi alla vodkas oh did you actually get it we did actually get it yeah that’s good

All right um oh [ __ ] i could never hit him jarvis look out i’m trying to hit him like crazy too He’s only going after you oh get him [Applause] wait didn’t i get a crossbow [Applause] oh good up there guys i can’t jump high enough oh now back to my spoon that’s [ __ ] up yeah screw you it’s well known like hitting a gas thing back is super inconsistent in this game

So i can do it one out of maybe every 20 times yeah so how do we make this respawn thing oh i have it it’s just a matter of us deciding where we want to respond oh so so i place it i’ll show you i’ll show you guys

Um all right where do we want to make our where do we want to make our little other base um i don’t know over here is good because there’s a fortress right over there too oh [ __ ] okay yeah let’s i think i’ll just put down a little uh cobblestone a fortress

Hey did you guys see black widow yet nope no not yet is it good no you didn’t like it i gave it two and a half stars on letterbox.com dude wow is this all a setup all right well okay anyway before we build the rest of this here’s the respawn anchor

We put it here and then we put a glowstone into it i just spilled water all over myself Now we can set we can all set it as our uh our respawn point and it uses the glowstone as charges when when we die so as long as we like we keep refilling it and then we can come back here when we die rather oh that’s crazy it’s like a bed guys

Guys he’s drowning i have to clarify the 2.5 i gave black widow was actually 2.5 out of 5. not 2.5 out of 10. i thought the movie was very mediocre but it was still enjoyable at parts oh i got one i hit it back let me try to

Hit another one back two in a row maybe you are awful at three and a half Dude that was epic that was crazy i was like the japanese baseball player at the homeroom derby you guys watch that dude ow jesus i feel invincible okay i’m about to die i’m about to die oh there’s another one coming too i have one heart i have one heart well

You got the respawn thing unless you didn’t set your respawn yet then i didn’t do it okay i just feel like it’s kind of cheating you know did you really do no i mean i could have hit it my gravel it’s all i had my gosh how did

You get all the way over there oh my god this is terrifying oh wait i just realized i have a crossbow with arrows oh my god what the heck what’s old pets i was trying to i need to use a crossbow if i could actually hit it with my sword

Just like a [ __ ] nice wait did you guys beat the ender dragon in this world no because you got what you oh you can’t do it more than once no i don’t know no wait in order to do it again you’ve got to um you’ve got to get to like summon it

Again or something right because we have three do any of you guys have ender pearls uh yeah i’ve got a ton of them because we could go get some freaking blaze rods over at the fortress over there i have like 40 i think i found i don’t know why i found

A blade spawner when i was there was a time when i was playing like off stream a little bit okay i haven’t that’s when it was like resource gathering trying to get good gear hey you got return to cinder i’ve already had it but you know i uh

I’ve got bad reflexes or whatever okay um well okay i just want to eat my freaking food and these gas just like keep preventing me from doing oh yeah i might head back to the over world because i’m over this i’m over this world i don’t want to be around anymore what

Are you going to do with 40 bucks you watch i think yeah i did i cannot i could not stop thinking about that sketch it is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen that sketch is the first that’s the first episode that i ever showed isabelle of the show because she

Hadn’t seen season one yet and she she was laughing so hard she started crying when we watched that one yeah it’s so cool so funny i was saying yeah me and my i was with my friend jacob and we were watching that and we were both like

Tears like streaming down her face i could not believe so good i watched the first three up like the first time we started the season we watched like the first three episodes and i like was so tight like i was exhausted after he finished watching it because i was laughing Oh there is so many good sketches in it there’s too much [ __ ] [ __ ] on me i’m gonna rip the chin off navi i can’t wait to watch it guys yeah oh what what the f man does that happen to you season one though i just got kicked from the server what

Happened i don’t know what the [ __ ] that has happened to me before though it says flying is not allowed in the server what the [ __ ] are you even talking what show oh it’s called i think you should leave and it’s literally the funniest show i’ve ever seen it’s my

Favorite show on netflix easily yeah my the first season is like already made it my favorite show but this season held up so well i honestly didn’t think they’d be able to like i was like how could they make it as funny as the first season but then they [ __ ] did it

It’s crazy and like the callbacks and stuff are so good oh yeah i don’t want to spoil a few jarvis but yeah yeah yeah well it sounds like you just got it you’re gonna want to watch it yeah you don’t want to miss this one

I nick was it you who told me it wasn’t as good as season one not me not freaking me okay someone someone or something someone like bump they were like i’m gonna bum you out jarvis i’m gonna say it’s not as good as season one oh dude it holds up so well i

Don’t know if it like i don’t know which one i like more just because the first one i’ve probably seen like six or seven times but so toad i will know but they got some big names in it this time they got bob odenkirk they got that one guy from that movie dude

Oh yeah what’s it what was that robert jewel or something was a The main guy from that movie not jon hamm though is his name john hammer does it have a different first name why am i john hamm is his name yeah is it something else no that’s his name it’s john hamm okay i was like richard jewel that’s what it was

Give another name are you freaking out so much there sometimes yeah that was concerning dude what’s his name all right guys i think i’m gonna run because i’m doing a bad job of eating and streaming so i think i’m gonna focus on one okay yeah i was about to hop off anyway too

We’ll wrap it up here we go and the nether i don’t hey does anybody know how respawn anchors work when you die in the overworld is it do you do you respond in the nether or is there like two separate systems i’m guessing it’s a two separate it’s a two separate system situation

Jamie i don’t know um oh sorry um okay i’m going to hop off i think fellas everybody okay good stream guys bye Okay i’m sweating man okay let’s use let’s see who else is on oh dude yo okay guys he isn’t even starting his [ __ ] thing yet guys we’re gonna we’re gonna go i’m gonna rage i’m gonna raid uh my podcast editor and friend jake doolittle he came on tour with me danny and drew

He’s a good boy he’s a sweet boy he just started streaming and um he’s the [ __ ] he’s literally the nicest person in the world um it says his stream is starting soon which is sort of pissing me off but um you know it’s all good so

You know i’m gonna rate him go have fun in his chat uh if you all want to spam you know lower your rate i won’t be i won’t be opposed to that he i’m he actually charges me very fair i’m kidding don’t do that but um thanks for hanging out guys um i’ll

Probably stream again on the weekend and then i’ll be back um i want to play a new game on the weekend i might play the little nightmares or something that would be fun um or stardew i don’t know um but yeah thanks for hanging out we’re gonna raid jake

And have fun have a good time and yeah thanks for hanging out thanks for uh watching the stream it was a good time um and yeah enjoy the rest of your night appreciate you and yeah stay safe goodbye you