Lagging a TikTokers Horrible Pay-to-win Minecraft Server

Uh nothing like some good Minecraft we’re  gonna go out here and try to get some   diamonds right now and what the [ __ ]  is this [ __ ] what is this cocaine oh   it’s a snow golem yo what’s up dude how’s  it I don’t know I don’t get it bro wait  

Bro who the f bro what the [ __ ] yeah so chances  are a Minecraft Snow Golem has not threatened your   Minecraft experience but what if it could what  if you could destroy an entire server with snow  

Golems well that’s what I tried to do before I  start I would just like to say that I completely   ripped this entire idea off from other people  uh except we did it way worse so yeah I hope you  

Guys enjoyed this video today we attempt to lag  a shitty tick talkers pay to win Minecraft server   with snow golems donut SMP so this guy’s saying  this [ __ ] server is pay to win uh all right it’s ran by a streamer what streamer runs  This Server what the [ __ ] this guy this  

Is like that new YouTube meta [ __ ] right  here it’s on Tick Tock yeah I bet he’s got   a [ __ ] ton more on Tick Tock 100 yeah  100 700 000 followers literally our boy   uh zype shout out to zype I’ve literally  met him in real life twice he has like 500K

So this guy’s like got some content it looks  like this guy’s got like 100k got 700k on Tick   Tock and it looks like his server’s pay  to win I’m about to join it dude there’s   a guy that just said that epsler in the  chat what the [ __ ] and he’s a VIP hello

Guys someone just said TPA for dog porn in the  chat this server is like cancer there’s like   just like spam there’s people saying like  weird stuff especially considering it’s a   kids game the average Tick Tock [ __ ] fan  base so we’re gonna like try to destroy  

Your mom dude that guy said the f slur again  in the chat I just looked at the chat and I   saw it again bro what okay so obviously as you  guys can see This Server isn’t really the best  

So yeah we were gonna definitely lag it or at  least try to now funnily enough in all of the   live streams I did and all the footage I have of  this particular attempt at lagging the server I  

Never really fully explained how this kind of  works so I’m gonna do a kind of demonstration   of the lag machine that we built here so some  of the slower people can kind of understand of   course if you want the full demonstration kind  of like more uncut I did upload it already to  

The second channel so have fun with that  and yeah I’ll roll the demonstration tape all right guys welcome to the uh I guess  demonstration part of this video so today I   will be showing you guys the design of my lag  machine that I uh created in this video and  

I’m going to be explaining kind of how it works  basically a very dumbed down explanation so yeah   this is the lag machine basically that we use in  this video this is obviously like a pretty version  

Of the design the design we made had like a lot  of [ __ ] dirt used in it either way it works   uh obviously you can alter this design by making  this bigger the only reason this is uh so short  

Is because there was actually an area claimed  right here and we could not build any further   so I just like built up and built like a wall  here but yeah let me show you guys how this works  

So basically you come over here and there are  these three chambers and what you need to do is   fill these up with snow golems obviously this is  creative mode so I can just spawn them in with the  

Spawn egg however in game you will need to harvest  pumpkins and snow in order to make this many snow   golems and basically what you want to do is fill  this up until they start dying so as you can see I  

Spawn one and one will die that’s the max amount  that you want in there so yeah just keep doing   this for all the chambers also it doesn’t have  to be just three chambers you could make this as  

Wide as you want as long as all the snow golems  are in range of that area there and I’ll show you   what that area is for in a second although it is  pretty obvious what it’s for okay so we got the  

Max amount of snow golems that we can get in each  of these Chambers here so I’m gonna close these   also build a roof just in case you leave the trap  doors open because if it rains it will kill all  

The snow golems and you’ll have to start over and  now what you’re going to want to do is spawn in a   zombie well actually you’re gonna have to find a  zombie so for this section what you want to do is  

Um get a zombie it’s pretty easy you kind of just  like put a boat down and kind of just push them   into here uh we were able to do it like twice in  our run and obviously you guys can probably tell  

What happens all the snow golems are gonna try and  shoot snowballs at it but what ends up happening   is let me just turn it off so I don’t lag out out  so I can explain so obviously as you can see here  

Because of the Soul Sand which is under all this  water it creates Bubbles and that obviously lifts   you up right you use this through your water  elevator and [ __ ] well it also lifts up items   so you can just have snowballs on the water just  hovering like this and these all count as entities  

And if I actually check by hitting F3 you can  see there are around 400 entities around here I’m   pretty sure I’m not entirely an expert on how to  read this stuff but it says the big number is 472.   there’s around a few hundred snowballs already  spawned in right here and these are infinite  

You can get an infinite amount of snow balls so  obviously I’m just going to open this and show   you just a [ __ ] ton coming out rapid fire and  they all kind of pool up here some pool down there  

Obviously this isn’t the most efficient design  because as you can see some of the Snowballs do   actually like fall out if you wanted to you could  like build a pool here where they land in or you  

Could just make this wider yeah this will lag  out any server or so we thought but yeah also   just to prevent my game from [ __ ] dying we’re  just gonna do slash kill at e so I just killed  

All the entities and as you can see there there  were 1 126 entities I’m gonna assume a thousand   of those were the Snowballs so yeah this machine  works I will say if you’re going to build one of  

These on a server to try to lag it out uh with  great power comes great responsibility you know   only do it to a server that uh deserves it if it’s  like just some random server and you’re just kind  

Of like being an [ __ ] I wouldn’t recommend it  however I’m also not your daddy so you can do   whatever you want yeah that’s kind of the design  here um this one looks pretty good although the  

One we made was pretty ugly we used like dirt  and [ __ ] to build it but yeah it’s pretty   cheap pretty easy all you need is Soul Sand snow  pumpkins and a zombie and a bunch of blocks then  

You can do it and water obviously uh but yeah this  is kind of like the demonstration of how it works let’s go down there and get it  we gotta get the Soul Sand now   easy dub then we gotta somehow find our  way back without dying Soul Sand easy

So for what I think we need to do we got to do a  lot of [ __ ] I’m thinking a couple um a couple   hundred probably I’m gonna throw some [ __ ] away  hold on what do I need I don’t need Netherrack   you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude you’re a dick oh

I guess he heard me and he’s like I must pay  for what I’ve done we got like a bunch of   weird [ __ ] it’s got oh well here’s  a portal it’s not our portal but   it’s a portal we didn’t have  anything at the old portal so  

Let’s just uh what’s the worst that  could happen if we just went out this way what’s the worst that could happen oh we  just spawned in the middle of the [ __ ]   ocean that’s what could happen all right so  now we found um land I’m thinking we just do  

You [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s a mangrove 1.19 I’ve  never seen it before in my life all I know   is now we’re gonna build our um Contraption in  the mangrove biome oh yeah by the way I didn’t   mention this before but before we actually  built the snow golemag machine we tread the  

Boat method on this server and yeah this is  how that went I heard if we made a dispenser   we could dispense them onto the water we might  have to look into that oh wow you guys [ __ ]  

Post had a lot of boats holy [ __ ] it’s a  lot of boats all right it’s starting to lag   I don’t know if this is lagging the server is  it lagging the server extra ping give Soul Sand hey

There you go I just dumped three sacks of  Soul Sand on the ground dude the amount of   like just cancer in the chat is absolutely  unbelievable the appear a number of scams   being sent in that chat is wild but yeah this is  like the War server we just did our whole like  

Meme and it didn’t even work we need to do the the  Snowman thing I have snow still I don’t have any   um I don’t have a pumpkin we need to  build the contraption you’re paying 3   000 ping I have three thousand ping guys two  thousand ping the Ping is [ __ ] huge bro you  

See man I found a good spot for a bait oh this  guy got a pumpkin I get it I got it all right   so now we can do a funny there’s this snow golem  [ __ ] machine we can make and that’s what we need  

To do that’s what we need to [ __ ] do let’s just  clear out an area and build it on the [ __ ] land   who gives a [ __ ] we’ll build it out of wood well  there’s like no moderation on this [ __ ] server  

Hey see literally this guy just found a zombie  you guys this guy clowning he just found one   you just found a zombie we gotta put him in  here we gotta throw them in there we have a  

Zombie our boy are you gonna crash This Server  so the basic idea is like I literally stole this   design by the way so I’m not a genius I’m just um  replicating someone else’s work pure science so  

When it’s ready we gotta open up the hatch when  it’s ready we’ll open up the hatch and it’ll   like it’ll just be like a [ __ ] ton coming out  it’ll overwhelm the server see look they kind of  

Like float around here this is what we need boys  this is what we need so we need to do this just   more this is surprise this has gone surprisingly  well no you see that’s what we want look at all  

Those [ __ ] snowballs right there that’s what  we want oh see you guys listen I’m dumb right   [ __ ] you you’re not supposed to agree guys  look some dumb but but when dumb meets Dumber   anything is possible how is my ping 90 how has  it gone down they need to bounce the this there’s  

Something wrong with the water blocks that it’s  not it’s not working chat my frames are going   down though there’s something wrong with the  water okay now we’re like lagging the [ __ ]   out dude it’s working I’m so someone just said  I’m so laggy in chat we’re lagging people I’m  

Trying to get the [ __ ] away from the lag oh okay  if I go over here it’s not as laggy someone said   they’re lagging in the chat we need more snowmen  I’m gonna go get more pumpkins and I’m gonna put  

More snowmen in there so [ __ ] laggy the frames  over here are so bad dude it’s so like it’s   already [ __ ] I think we’re [ __ ] the server  but no one can even notice but I saw someone  

[ __ ] say oh my gosh I’m lagging and it wasn’t  one of us so obviously something’s going on dude   my ping is 15 000. the Ping is fifteen  thousand we have we have 15 000 ping I’m   gonna kill myself with a wooden spoon oh dude I  disconnected and reconnected it will It’s On Again  

Look at the amount of snowballs coming out of  there it’s a decent just flow of them and they   all go right there it’s actually perfect we  literally designed it beautifully now we just   have to wait we just have to sit here and wait  for everything to [ __ ] die if someone could  

Give me a sheer that’d be nice this is like  really scuff compared to the that one I saw oh I I disconnected AFK area slash world [Music]   I’m somehow in water and I have no frames at all the game is dead I hear snowballs  being thrown the amount is I want to just  

Get up there and watch it rip server since  I can’t type people are still typing so   I don’t know what the [ __ ] is going  on well to turn off the lag machine oh oh the [ __ ] what is what am I looking at what the  [ __ ] I’m like a pick what  

Is even guys hello diamond ore jump  scare that’s literally what it looks   like can I warp somewhere I did slasher  World let me disconnect and reconnect all right I disconnected why can’t I see I’m so confused oh I’m  back the [ __ ] there’s 2 000 of them and  

It keeps going up I think that is it right  e is entities right so it’s two thousand   guys we need like 20. I’m gonna be real we  need like 20 000 to destroy the server so so  

How do we check the server’s TPS are we even doing  anything chat this has to be doing something only   those who have loaded the machine can experience  the FPS drop well yeah I know that no one else  

Is experiencing the FPS right the point is in fps  we’re trying to [ __ ] up the servers TPS until it   dies someone just said in chat TPA for lesbian sex  apparently this is like a children family friendly   Minecraft youtubers [ __ ] server shout out guys  listen this server was lagging so bad like an  

Hour ago there’s no [ __ ] way that’s not doing  something to the server especially considering we   just got two [ __ ] sitting on it just not doing  anything donut is one of the funniest people   is that why he has a [ __ ] pay to win Minecraft  server y’all [ __ ] should follow me on Twitter so  

I can beat this guy and [ __ ] followers this this  guy has 800 followers see this is the weirdest   [ __ ] to me these basic ass YouTube people that  like all they have like a million or like 100k   right like this garbage right like this guy like  that makes like practically the worst content you  

Could imagine somehow like look 500k on Tick Tock  but somehow this [ __ ] only has 800 followers on   Twitter these people that like make this like  just they just don’t make good stuff it’s just   like the like most generic ass [ __ ] that you  could make right they always have like a billion  

Subs on YouTube or Tick Tock but they have like  one follower on Twitter I don’t get it look we   [ __ ] that that server was [ __ ] laggy laggier  than when we [ __ ] joined so I don’t even give  

A [ __ ] I’m gonna call that a success bro okay  we didn’t really [ __ ] the server up that much I   mean we didn’t crash it I will say after we built  the first lag machine the server was definitely  

More laggy than it was however the server was kind  of laggy when we joined so it’s kind of really   hard to tell if that lag that we were experiencing  after we built the lag machine was caused by us   I guess we’ll never know I will put some  background footage over this commentary so  

You guys can kind of see the lag this is footage  of us trying to build a second lag machine on   the server with a more streamlined design like I  showed in the demonstration earlier however that   demonstration one earlier by the way was actually  from a separate attempt at lagging a server after  

This one we’ve actually tried to do this a couple  times uh we haven’t really ever gotten it to work   although it doesn’t help that the servers we  choose to do them on usually have pretty good   protection uh the only one that hasn’t had that  good protection was this server but this footage  

Is from January of 2023 and now it’s June so who  knows if they’ve implemented features that would   actually help I don’t know what I will say is  that I have yet to be banned from this server I  

Feel like after this video comes out maybe I’ll  get banned but who knows but yeah I have not   gotten banned from the server and I’ve joined it  like eight times trying to lag it and we’ve used  

Like doors the snow like a few times it’s pretty  crazy how many times I’ve actually gone on here   to lag it and I have not gotten banned once  meanwhile I’ve gotten banned from like eight   other servers for trying to do the same thing  I guess there’s just no staff on This Server I  

Don’t really want to try to like this server out  again just because like it’s obvious that it’s   too high-end to just crash I’d have to build  some like crazy machine that would take like  

Days and days to do and I don’t really want to do  that but but I will do it if this video got like   500 likes that’s not gonna happen but if it did I  would do it 100 and I would stream like the whole  

Process as well so there’s that if you guys want  me to actually [ __ ] this server up I will do it   if you guys hit the like average YouTuber grind  set asking for likes but yeah that was the video   um sorry if you’re disappointed that  I didn’t actually [ __ ] up the server  

You can’t win them all but maybe it was about  the friends we made along the way like krilp   foreign but yeah that was the video thank you guys  for watching I’ll uh I’ll see you guys next time