Laxaka – Gura’s 1st Hardcore Minecraft Highlights

Hi so who’s excited for minecraft oh my hands are cold hi that’s me a handy dandy timer oh lordy i’ve noticed that sometimes when i tab in and out of minecraft my cursor disappears is that normal what should we call the world everybody charcoal all right

Blah blah blah blah blah this is how babies are made oh lordy i haven’t started the timer yet we haven’t pressed w i’m gonna start the timer i still cannot see the cursor this is gonna be fun okay okay here we go how much wood could a wood shark

Chop with a wood shark good job wood oh lordy this is a light source here we go look at this a totally non-lethal light source let’s go build a house all right it’s not it’s not pretty actually you know it’s modern that’s what it is modern

Oh lordy oh seed nice we got seed i’m here this dream has to end when i die so i can’t die right away We’re making food i’ve eaten it now what now what do we do can we just chat for now can we just hang out oh lordy i’m not nervous what are you talking about should i start taunting the jinx gods now or later oh lordy we got a problem boys okay here’s what

We’re gonna do we’re gonna we’re gonna open the door and we’re gonna run yeah if i’m gonna die it’s gonna be from fall damage oink oink oink oink oh okay and there’s a village over there i guess i can go is that cheating we’re making a bed

Okay nice we got a bed here we can steal this bed oh nice okay one two three four who’s that shark knocking on your door okay pretty lucky start actually oh my thank you have a nice day i’ll just be taking my goods and leaving it’s free real estate what is this

What kind of village is this respawn point first tonight check 30 minutes we’re good cats equals no creeper oh come on kitty nice oink they can’t jump uh two blocks high right yes yes yes come here come here come come come come come yes do you hit puberty

Do you i think my cat is here puberty is like mouth mouth whoa sprinkle i gotta go what is that silver fish this is the end oh iron we found iron shield 17. we’re getting there slowly with shirley we’re getting there it’s not diamonds but it ain’t bad wow you’re still alive girl

Yes isn’t it wonderful No stop it you look like sonic splinkle give me diamond give me diamond oh ravine death guys i’m scared okay there’s no going back now i’m not scared what are you talking about Da this is going well isn’t it a little too well did i do this right yes hey look who it is let’s trap them let’s keep him in a box i trapped one of your llamas now what shall you do join him i’m gonna do a kiara i did that way i’ll know

Exactly where we are she’s dead you guys thought i was gonna die building something as simple as that i need to save no you keep scaring it away head of stone squidward stone squidward yeah two diamonds four obsidian one book oh i don’t have enough diamond

No jinx yet no jinx yet i’ve been tempting with the jinx gods but luckily they haven’t shown up nice shot buddy oh the jinx gods they’re playing with me did you see that they’re playing with me they’ve acknowledged me they’ve acknowledged us speaking about them

Oh mr cave thank you for giving me more diamonds oh baby oh baby this is a record for me two and a half hours in obsidian let’s go later dork Wow wow we have 10. okay boys roll out guru style speed run moderately average pace um gameplay here we go hey guys my name is guy gura and i’m average and that’s okay okay with it yay i cannot believe i haven’t died Okay we went in and then i heard a guest goodbye it work oh my god it works look at that we did it in another three hours efficiency three is good all right screw it let’s do it let’s go get some more iron we don’t need them anymore anvil is the next goal

It is mine thanks for the foresight gouda you’re welcome good up high five Emeralds for a book that’s a ripoff buddy that’s why they put them down there in the pit oh it would be a shame if somebody uh that was a bad decision oh hey iron make babies so i can kill you and harvest your skin

Okay this is two by two guys one two one two i don’t think i did that right you can’t use oak i didn’t look at chat in time oh yeah level 24 it did increase nice Oh nobody’s home he’s stuck he’s dumb goodbye omen shall we read super chat big poopy boy peepee pads yeah his name is eating mike tyson’s ass