LazarBeam – actually playing minecraft (part one)

I used to get number one trending every single day but then some meatball IKEA love and Swedish boy he took it from me I must fight back I must play Minecraft until I can get number one trending again I will play Minecraft Survival for as long as it takes until I defeat the

Swede I know this is obvious but this is all this is all memes this is all jokes obviously love PewDiePie but I’m still gonna destroy him I’m gonna take my spoil at number one trending back I’m covered for you IKEA makes crap furniture yeah I’ve just immediately spawned in and it’s it’s not

It’s wet and I’m scared you know what happens to wet gingerbread it melts I’m going to melt I actually have a phobia of water sorry this is I don’t build myself little hole I’m gonna build myself a little hole get out of the weather I don’t know how to play

Minecraft you’re supposed to mine oh my god those oh I can make it pitch-black by placing a block there terrifying oh god that’s scary hey guys it’s laser beam in a box here I plan on playing Minecraft until I’m number one trending again a hundred thousand likes if you

Want episode two if not episode two will be on my second channel hey stay light again I’m now in the open world it’s beautiful and sunny oh no my foods going down well I know about Minecraft is that’s food barbar dead sheep have you any mate

Oh yeah sick I’ve got some mate Oh yum yum yeah okay look I solved the food problem oh it’s already almost night again back to my home back to my home alright just to update everyone it’s my first night in Minecraft I’m still sitting in my beam hole so far so good I

Just love doing the third-person camera in this big hole oh no a being attacked get out of here boy no one tries to get into my beam hole oh I killed a zombie I’m a monster hunter yeah that’s what you get for coming to the beam hole oh

It’s all it’s almost daytime it’s almost daytime alright so if we want to actually play Minecraft we should start mining alright just gonna it’s gonna do some mind Oh finally what’s that oh my god it’s a little gremlin baby okay alright so I found a little gremlin baby

And it attacked me straight up so I’m gonna leave it Barry no you stay in that gremlin yeah what’s up you good dude you’ve been living in the ground you want to be my adopted little gremlin baby ah hell yeah come out into the sunlight gremlin baby I have freed you

What is your name gremlin gremlin baby yeah these names yes yeah fun it’s really funny gremlin baby you have this name above your head that says mr. fresh Asian I’m just gonna I’m gonna call you fresh yeah what you have fresh the spiders dude Crocky it could

Attack at any moment a long time oh my god the gremlin baby is strong the gremlin baby could be my protector oh three minutes into Minecraft and I’ve adopted a son I have a heart and a half in health I wanted to test that theory that hold on

No gremlin baby it’s just time – I’m so sorry gremlin baby you’re the only thing I’ve ever loved is okay I’ve got you this grave it’s a miracle praise be to the Minecraft gods do you like the grave I built for you gremlin baby this is that thing yeah let me take

You how to beta sheep watch this help me help me young squire help me young apprentice be it we’re gonna get meat we’re gonna survive in this Minecraft world oh yeah we got some mate we are me I’m yum-yum skeleton I thought they were only in the night time What these guys got shooters men these guys got shooters Nouri skeleton yeah hit him with an egg yeah let’s go on an adventure young young adopted son this is me and my son don’t speak to me or my son ever again yeah sorry like minecraft you gotta hit

Lots of stuff right I think you need timber that’s what Vic taught me timber you can do lots of stuff with Vic taught me this we went on an adventure to get diamonds yeah yeah this is why I adopted a son so he could do everything head

Work craft stuff can I make it table now I make a crafting table you met how do you make a crafting table oh my son made me an axe he made me my first weapon you are a good son yo this is de Skelton what some dude

Come on young son we’re messing up come on young son oh yeah get clapped boy you gave the wrong neighborhood yeah I’m sorry this is my house now I’ve stolen it from whoever lives here yeah you honestly does the same like there’s anyone around here you know we’ve

Committed crimes on that first day alive that’s how that’s how you supposed to play by car I was just trying to have a nice sleep and I got murdered right right right there’s exploding crap everywhere what the hell is going on yo where do we go

Where do we go I’m in bed go to bed just go to bed okay the starter got their bed tomorrow oh I got lots of emeralds dude I just found these random emeralds in someone’s house what yeah I’m being attacked by a skeleton I don’t think he’s happy I just

Stole I don’t think he’s happy I stole the emeralds okay I got him yo fresh I got the bread dude I got the bread I obtained the grand oh yeah give me that melon yeah we got food forever now yo man we go vegan fresh so if I break the

Bed I get to keep the bed oh I’m learning so much about Minecraft yeah give me an axe I’m learning how to craft stuff like yeah you can strap through recipes oh I need sticks how do I make sticks all right I figured out how to

Make a pickaxe and an axe I’m so smart I am so smart yeah forget this recipe stifles allmate oh you made me a stone sword young son yeah I got a stone sword now a stone pickaxe we are stacked holding a crossbow sighs maybe the people that used to live in

This village we’d best go kill them I’m going yeah okay I missed the shot all right let’s just go full attack full attack mode I don’t I drop my sword I don’t know where I put it I’ve already lost it oh my god it actually has a

Crossbow oh who the hell is this person no it’s our village now bro yeah don’t talk to me on my son ever again yeah all right let me teach you how to I had a tea bag you came to the wrong neighborhood dude Oh almost forgot to

Eat my melon I am a vegan after all let’s go find some trees and build ourselves the home of our dreams young son you’ve been without a home for a very long time you have to oh oh oh oh oh it’s not time oh let me teach you how

To run away like a coward young son inspired I’m cracking noise I’m good in here I’m eating watermelon inside my little bass it’s so scary and dark oh we survived young Sun and now the skeletons burnt alright time to get smart young son these zombies are terrifying we need a base we need

Somewhere to keep ourselves safe right I’m just glad that 9 is working minecraft as well you know it’s hard to survive out here yes chip-chop chip-chop cheering I’m chopping trees paint on wood cutting in runescape I’m pretty good at this yeah I’m almost out of melons my vegan diet will not last

Much longer I’m gonna build that I’ll build the house are you ready I am a god at this just you wait till you see the fish product you’re gonna be so proud of your dad lengthy minutes lay down alright son our beautiful home is complete come it come like come here

Fresh come here well cat walk out with me it’s gonna be a big surprise keep your eyes closed you’ve always lived in a hole your entire life are you ready move that bus you can turn around now oh my god it looks great that’s what at

Home that is not quite done yet so I’m gonna make a room special for you okay I’m building you your own little cubby house up here is gonna be my room up here’s my nice above-ground room and then you look down there and there’s and there’s freshers dungeon I know you’ve lived all

Your life underground so I built you a little dungeon good boy look at all the space you’ve got you got room for a bed okay I have a chance your chest chest in a crafting table I am learning so much about this game I’m gonna put all my

Dirt in the chest got to keep it nice and safe oh yeah I’m gonna store my bones got to keep my bones safe got to keep them eggs safe all those emeralds I stole I’ve got to keep them safe and you’ve got a hot yeah what are you doing

Down in your little basement dude you’re a secret underground you try to escape no no I’m not please I’m not fresh we now have a front yard young man we have a nice beautiful front yard can you come by the lawn please oh good boy yeah we morning we got I am

Oh yeah bro we’re gonna need this for our gear to like fight zombies and stuff I’m still don’t know what you actually do in Minecraft I’m gonna figure it out as we go chat what are you doing minecraft okay we need to kill a dragon

Oh my I’m not killing no dragon so our quest will be to kill a dragon I’m just gonna get tons of gear to do that cuz next episode we’re killing the dragon No we’re killing the dragon down some Carl – I need so I need some coal for torches

Yeah dude I need I need a full set of iron gear from gonna be pewds and get number one trending oh I found some iron yes why step closer to get in the gear I need to beat pewds I need that number one trending oh dude this cave in here

Well we’ve got a cave I was focusing on the iron oh well we got a cave I’m gonna I’m just gonna map out the cave oh this is huge is the ended what’s that aah zombies holy crap dude I lose me and the dragon this is gonna be what I do

Defuse to get number one trending come here man come here yeah I’m cranking – they’re zombies I need I need some stone crank some nineties box to me box him in oh he’s boxed in okay we cranked some noise on him okay now let’s mine the

Iron and get out of here twenty minutes late down I realize my pickaxe broke and I’ve been hitting blocks with my hand for a solid 60 seconds I might actually be too stupid for Minecraft yeah I think all my pickaxes are broken so you’ve got

To kind of break this stuff my fist is getting bloody oh my God look at that holy crap fresh I’ve got myself a full kit oh I’m looking fresh dude I’m looking like I could take on an ender dragon right now I’m looking like I could take on Puetz right now I’m looking

Oh I can get number one trending back right now or I’m making myself an iron sword got myself an iron pickaxe oh yeah I got myself an iron ho also known as your mum fresh oh we looking mean so we built ourself nice beautiful house we went morning got ourselves a solid kit

So we can take on whatever big boss is in our way yeah peers are scared we come I’m coming back for my number one training sport I have a Minecraft channel until I get number one trending I literally became a father in this episode that is content tell me what I

Should damn do a Minecraft how do I get to the point of beating the big bad guy I know I’ll figure it out hopefully minecraft gives me ad revenue hopefully I get number one trending while also being a great father to my son