Learn 7 Magic Words to Win Him! Aphmau’s Date Tips

Vampires and werewolves ghosts and ghouls creepy crawlies things that claw things that bite let’s get ready for a lurid night squeeze some Halloween fun into your life with this adorable festive Halloween limited-edition kitty cat meow meow check it out in the description down below enjoy the show marry me prisoner

No wait me I’m taking the throne of the earth I have to admit it was kind of nice to have them fight over me I’ve never really been the center of attention for anything really but marriage they weren’t serious right I can’t even take care of myself much as a

Flock of twenty guys they have actual horns is what I’m referencing Johnny jeez but honestly after yesterday that definition isn’t too far off It’s probably my dad’s and oh it’s Lorelai good she shouldn’t waste her time with me darn it Stupid cat hello hey Ava long time no speak yeah it’s been a while well I mean I’ve called you a few times since we last talked and you haven’t answered until now oh I’ve been busy I mean yeah I’ve actually been busy for once huh oh

It’s no worries I get busy all the time too totally know how that goes I mean yeah same I guess anyway I was thinking that maybe you wanted to go to a movie with me and a few friends or something uh no thanks it’s like I said

I’m really busy and like you said you know how that goes so I’ll just be hanging up the phone now and see here’s the thing huh I kind of figured that you’d say no so this time I try something different well what did you try I’m actually outside of your

Apartment building right now as we speak yeah what yep I’m right outside your building and I’m ready to go more light it’s 11 a.m. in the morning it’s too early uh no that’s actually pretty late I mean too early to go to a movie they normally do discounts for early showings

And since you don’t have a job I kind of figured don’t remind me so come on girl let’s go I’m not going Lorelai what come on the last time we hung out was during high school and you remember how much fun that was the last time I

Went to a movie with you and your friends it was uncomfortable I promise the movie theater has been upgraded and the seats are phenomenal now that’s not the kind of uncomfortable I was talking about it just look I’m not going and that’s final Ava I’ve been reading a self-help book

About being assertive asserting or annoying the book taught me to have a backbone and as your friend who said me were friends I’m going to be assertive now and say you’re coming to the theaters nice try Lorelai play you forgot one thing I’m in my building in my room and you can’t get

In so I’m glad you finally did all the backbone I really am you deserve it but you can’t to my building or apartment I win bye bye Ava you know Ava me yes yes I do I’m her best friend good if you don’t worry Ava

You don’t have to come out of the shower I’ll be there soon bye no she wouldn’t there is no way he will let her in oh my god you guys need to get out of here now and prisoner what don’t speak to me in such a tone

I’m a prince what getting angry at nothing I’m the Prince of demos are you dense expression what do you want I’m in a bit of trouble here trouble no one lays a hand on Ava until I’m done with her excuse me she’s my bride uh no

She’s not yes what I was agreeing with you Oh what is the trouble princess Eva come to my apartment so I need you guys to leave you don’t tell me what to do I just get out of here I’m not leaving until you marry me no me I will be the

King of the earth and command the 911 warriors look I don’t have time for your demon puberty demon poo Betty I need you guys to get out of here Lorelai is here to ruin my life more so than you guys but we still need to discuss who you are going to marry look

If you want to marry me you have to date me to even qualify now get out now I need to lock the door before give me the date this stops taking me just because you’re super buff doesn’t mean you can stick me like a maraca oh no you don’t understand once really

You’ve known Avis since high school yep been hanging out since then oh cool what you totally like her don’t you know you’ve just been asking me questions about her since we got in the elevator which is stupidly slow by the way you should really get management to fix it

Kind of lazy move of them not to I am management Oh anyway as I was saying I have a knack for telling when people are into someone you totally want to smooch Ava don’t you you just met me how can you ask me questions like that

Uh by talking duh that’s not what I meant hmm actually maybe a boyfriend will get the stick out of Ava’s shouldn’t you go and check on Ava oh right down this way right I get confused here yeah that way Thanks toodles what a strangely friendly girl a little too friendly

Why is the doorknob burnt it’s open ready or not here I come you guys need to get your stuff sorted out right now I need some more light from I see this is a bad time how did you get inside the door was open so I let myself in that’s

Called breaking and entering let’s be real here you would just slam the door in my face if I didn’t let myself in what kind of book did you read exactly hey I remember this human oh hey it’s you guys I didn’t realize you guys like

To wear your cosplay horn so much or was it for something else no they were just trying them on okay well let’s get going to the movies movies what is this movies have you guys ever been to a movie no what really not even for a date

Wait is that where you go to have a date of course oh no I have an idea Wow she just attacked her I like that Ava what the duck you have no idea what you just unleashed yeah fun you guys should go get your horns off before we head out for this stuff for the glues in there you know I’m so jealous you get to

Hang out with such hot guys you’re jealous of me of course and they’re all cosplay guys as well uh jealous still I can’t believe they’ve never been to a movie theater they don’t have those where they come from how interesting take us to this place you speak of follow me

This place is amazing what is that smell popcorn don’t tell me you guys never had that never it smells good Wow I should have offered to take you guys out before thank God all right listen up you guys need to be on your best behavior seriously just don’t ask questions

Because people will know you’re weird are we already weird I mean it’ll set people off to thinking you’re damos remember humans are powerful and we have powerful magic one wrong move and you might get killed I’m listening what does the movies do you’ll have to experience it for yourselves

For now just ask questions sparingly all right when are we getting married I’m curious as well God look I don’t know what you guys are going through but we’ll talk about that later if you guys are good on this trip we’ll talk about the emotions you’re feeling later okay

Do you swear yes I swear good awesome don’t you guys dare use magic here people will attack you if you do all right I’m back now let’s go get our tickets Oh but first we have to choose what movie we want to see shoes follow me I have a

Feeling this is gonna be a wonderful day I’m sure all right remember we’ll talk about marriage if this trip goes off without any problems keep that in mind