Learning Alohamora! – MINECRAFT WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY #5

Oh no i don’t believe this my parrot was snatched by a massive spider and dragged into the forbidden forest [Laughter] To break it to you but i think your pirate’s dead what louise let’s get let’s get his um spider if you find hagrid’s hut i will show you the absolute cutest thing you will ever lay your eyes on guessing this is it yeah hey you hate the spider layer in

The forbidden forest oh my god yeah yeah take care of this quest quest and then we will have the cutest thing that we will ever see in our lives we don’t know many spells yet i’m here damn how does he do it our rev is already here and has already looted this

No he didn’t oh my god no i have you [ __ ] he can’t teleport to us and then loot our stuff what was that orange orange item know he has um many uh i’ll find out uh son of a [ __ ] can’t believe you i i don’t know what it

Is what quest is he gonna give us i think it was a wizard card duncan yeah what is that i don’t know i think they’re collectible he wants a demi guys five guys yeah he wants a debbie guy is that what they call it after a demiguise

And they can seek the bloody future it makes it very difficult to catch can you help me find him i did so you’ve got to look for invisible he’s so [ __ ] cute wait till you see him oh my god there he is look at him look at him damn it guys he’s

Oh he disappeared oh my god he’s so cute though he’s like a little creature there he is over there go look at him duncan you see him look how cute he is his little man he’ll be somewhere around here we have to keep looking at him

There he’s on top of the pumpkins he’s looking at all wizards he’s stopped yeah he’s on the pumpkins are we supposed to shoot him no oh my god you go wait were you supposed to look at him yeah you go you look for him and then you go near him and he

He he walks away and then you’ve got to find him again oh you’re so cute i found them it’s gone is it what is that the quest just to look at him yeah a few times and then you win oh he’s back at the pumpkins

Oh stupid i jumped on him look he didn’t press f to pet him i got my beaters back out [ __ ] idiot oh what is wrong with you guys oh my god allow me to put him out he bet you he bit he doesn’t lie bulba all right

Look at his little hands let’s go kill the spiders as well that sound like a good quest all right take us to the spiders open quest book do you think let me see something we should be doing follow the spiders that sounds scary it’s got a 200 pound reward oh really

200 bands this way follow me but wait we’ve got a quest to visit hagrid that is hot we just did hagrid if you haven’t noticed i know the voice is very like misleading no but i’ve genuinely got a visit hagrid that hagrid’s hot quest yeah right now do you know it’s because you

Appeared here i think perhaps oh perhaps hold on walk away and then come back are we going on the spider quest yeah yeah you’re going the right way baba you better have my back on this one beautiful this is boba be careful this is the same lake that that harry potter

Got attacked by those thingies i almost was impressed by you because you had that reference and then you didn’t even know what a dementor was called why would you be impressed by anyone knowing anything about harry potter first of all it’s cool oh that’s like this that’s the sickest bird

I’m so sorry ow ped where are you i’m dying to spiders well i i was waiting for duncan but you just ran on ahead you told me go this way it’s too there’s some lights down here let’s go look at him do you know what his wife’s called what aragorn paraguay brenda [Laughter]

I think she’s called mosaic oh god i’m getting attacked by something imagine knowing that duncan imagine oh why am i dying spiders they’re all hatching but there’s also luke ow there’s spite so hard poison sucks why would i need stupefy this [ __ ] all to these spiders honestly we need more beaters bats

Hell yeah i gotta beat his bet gotta get to the look faster than a though the lights stop here duncan it’s not it’s not good oh careful there’s more i think i see the parrot you do i got the power oh my god you did he’s not dead

Was that a shared quest what the [ __ ] okay good all right return to oliver where’s the miracle do you want to be aaron let me see i’ll try to find it again all right oliver rivers can we maybe we could just teleport to hagrid’s hurt yes i’m doing but what about the spider

Oh that’s boba’s problem oh the car is out here as well duncan oh is it yeah no way apparate to me if you wish there’s the car behind you there’s also oh my gosh here can we drive it cheers me handle it in complete quest oh you handed in the the

Spider quest good job i could deliver for the numbers really how much money have you got now one thousand six hundred the five grams one person well one for some five such a goblin jeez you’ve got so much money oh i can’t find the spider again oh i’m

Sorry didn’t want to deliver wetter’s gang didn’t make a thousand bucks right from i’m delivering less i made 450. i bet they wouldn’t have hired you if they knew your track record why would double door not light up this bridge kids could very easily fall off and die what’s up times

I wish that they did light it properly oh they did they put a big light in the sky called the sun the sun returned to a minor grain jay if you guys want to go to the rumor requirement then meet me in the library i’ve walked in it says spider lair

Oh god hermione wants to teach me aloha more i’m going to wait for you guys hello library on the way i was just with you no bri teleport with the murderous map to the library right yeah the great hall a little take you to rumor requirement before we speak hermione okay follow me

Okay okay I don’t know what the [ __ ] how did we i was following the arrow for years and it took us nowhere near that yeah what the heck all right we gotta find winners belongings in here oh it is an active quest yeah quests i know but i have looked at something

And he’s already looted it oh [ __ ] pixies i didn’t have that quest you should do should i i need to talk to oh i didn’t talk to hermione no that’s not romanian we had this a while ago got this for a while from luna oh [ __ ] the books i got

The books where’s the dude them died the monster book of monsters do you think someone’s ever you know i found luna’s trumpet go ahead i think anyone’s oh it’s not her trump thief you know the monster book of monsters hmm i think anyone’s ever put a dick in it

I think it’s very anti-wanting to put your dick in it is it not i bet someone has them what someone’s done it i think they actually sold that many copies of it people have put their dick in everything i don’t know it seems like they only did that once

Yeah i was gonna say bear trap and then i was like no someone’s definitely done that yeah someone’s done it oh oh rat trap yeah i think i’ve seen a video of that what what why the jackass this as luna’s sock oh i’m sure they put their [ __ ] in a rat trapping jackass

I don’t think they did i think it was it was probably dead it was over the it was they had pants on i’m pretty sure i thought it would be shared i wasn’t really bothering over here in the air yeah good idea stupid fire and

In the air it’s a sock do you see my stupefies i do oh that’s really nice how useful stupefy over it it’s suck do another sniff mice on this quest i’m sure maybe they spawn randomly for each player oh my god they might wait is there not a sock

Over here oh my god oh my god is it different oh no i is is shared or maybe i just i’m two or five and eight yeah i’m two out of five oh three out of five cushman i’m two yeah yeah yeah i just okay i found all three i just wasn’t tracking

It oh thank you i thought i was the one on the space oh i found the last one oh we’re all useful yes all of us are yeah every single one of us yay i’ll give you i’ll give you this apparently if you weren’t tracking the if you weren’t tracking the quest

Nothing shows up at all oh yeah ow what the [ __ ] return to luna let’s go let’s go see him or any first yeah yeah i hermione i want to go on a date i want to go i think we need the quest out and then she says okay let’s wait

Here or something let’s go there i’m going there wait didn’t work what request is it all of us have to say yes yeah we have to track it waiting for everyone to get ready ah what’s it called uh it’s called extracurricular oh it’s right at the top alo vira all right

No no this one’s the oklahoma one i don’t have my i have working cutscenes someone’s kind of does anyone oh my god sure wraps are screwed please you’ve got more than me that’s what mine’s been doing as well keys can only be used once you find them nearby these kind of doors okay

Three out three out of four success rates you know one out of four the obstacle course no you’re the only one with a good screen revs keep it still all right hello Oh no rav’s getting hundos in game i phoned the key i’ve picked the wrong spell when i how to change quick how to quick change again shift shift q bless you um you saying bless you two because you said shift q oh my god i pulled a chain

I i hate boba oh it’s a time it’s a it’s a time limit on this jump puzzle penguin’s stuck at the door oh this jump puzzle was gonna suck rams oh [ __ ] that’s time limited time limited parkour we can do it with a long reset

Did it oh my god i’m the best you guys haven’t opened up these doors there’s more chains which extend the timer in those doors okay yeah i did it now what wait oh [ __ ] i gotta get to this one wait where are we going we’ve done them all right we pulled all three

I have did you guys get the keys or anything around i don’t know each one of us go to one go in that one bible go to the red one what but i just did that so flawlessly oh no oh see that can’t do this

Is there an order we gotta pull them in maybe all right each of you take makes a noise sometimes each of you take a door wait oh it says here yeah okay so boba take red i’ll take yeah four chains that have got to be pooled i’ll take this one

Don’t can you stay there all right there’s four chains okay so perhaps you does it say an order no just need to put well pull that first from revs yeah all right i’ll pull this one better pull yours and then i’ll pull okay i did it there you go bloody well gamers teamwork

Teamwork and i’m already here so stupify raft gets all the bloody loot super fire oops oh bollocks i’m just having fun jumping it’s a good puzzle though duncan was just sitting crunching on coffee beans and i was like what the [ __ ] you doing dunk and he’s like

You never never just ate a coffee bean i was like no so i bet one and they’re gonna eat about 40 of them or whatever i’ve had one and it’s been like stuck in my [ __ ] mouth forever duncan was eating sweets he wasn’t eating no no he was eating actual coffee beans

He was trolling you he was putting up his sleeve no he was eating coffee beans no of course wraps i’m sorry you guys never tried eating coffee beans they’re delicious definitely not they’re good very grainy um no not for me you had a shot of the powder though duncan was eating the beans

I got the key for in here but i think we need to find he was eating ground coffee no don’t eat ground coffee you just eat bean sweet it’s like do it a shot of sherbet challenge remember you can get you can get chocolate covered ones as well they’re really good come on

Baby you can unlock it i did not have the key i do reverse unlocked it we’re in finally candles i’ve got a spam for boys so i don’t know what i picked up there but perhaps it’s going ahead as well this is [ __ ] scary in here yeah go in there what’s in

There it’s mean books it scared me get your back out i mean you’re back out i’m getting bad oh did you die i died you let them eat me you cocked out killed by them wants to look at monsters oh my god i’m all the way back at the start

The start of what the [ __ ] everything in london i’m in london again in harry potter’s house shrek’s here and he’s teabagging me oh no i need to find the key to unlock oh this thing went up perhaps yeah i i opened the door oh i i unlocked

It it said i had a key oh oh see if i can find my way in the darkness oh what the [ __ ] oh my god i can’t do the first jump now brother don’t you [ __ ] do that [ __ ] [ __ ] no am i sprinting properly i think i am freaking out nice bob

Oh no no i’m not oh you bastards you saw them two doors one wrong one right two guards one lies one tells the truth okay so talk to them what do they say okay so i can’t this one says i’m a statue i can’t talk how do you talk to them

I’m talking to the left one all right you know the proper question to ask them right do you tell the truth this i said is the other guard guarding the right door and he says no and what does yours say duncan he says this is the one ah that’s wrong

Guys and it’s this door yeah me too i figured out the hard way oh wait it’s neither door he cheated oh [ __ ] where am i this is the right door duncan which one and you missed the [ __ ] loot oh it’s the right all right this was online

I thought i was dead confused pedkin doesn’t know i don’t know anything so punching me i’m not punching you’re bunching me punching hello hamora all right there’s another one behind this door we need to all things it devours birds beasts trees flowers gnaws iron bites steel grinds hard

Stones to mule slaves kings ruins town and beats high mountain down time i’ve already done it by the way i’m not in the library i finished what you just guessed didn’t you thank you yeah guess first time wow lion it’s lion it’s time it’s lion lions mountain down

You never seen game of thrones he gets killed by a lion