Let’s Play Minecraft – Episode 14 – Find the Tower Part 2 | Rooster Teeth

[Geoff] D’you have any idea how to get back there? [Gavin] I need to very quickly make some tools. [Geoff laughing] [Jack] Oh, shit. [Geoff laughing] [Michael] …It’s gotta be near there somewhere. [All talking in background] [Gavin and Geoff laughing] [Jack] It must be pretty close to the beginning.

Shit. Is it, is it right outside… [Jack] The sun’s coming up, sun’s coming up. [Geoff] Uh oh. The mad dash. [Gavin] I have an incredible advantage. I need to quickly make some tools… [Geoff] Was it… Was it even the Tower of Pimps, though? [Gavin] I got a glimpse of it, and then…

[Geoff] Was it a Tower of Pimps? Was it a Tower of 3/4 Pimp? Was it a Tower of Half-Pimp? You’re never gonna know until you go back and check. [Ray] Dude, half-pimps are crazy. [Gavin] I saw what looked like a Tower of Pimps, I turned away quietly, looked at Geoff…

And then blew up. [Geoff laughing] [Jack muttering] Tower of Half-Pimps… [Geoff] It might be… Such a thing could exist. [Ray] Get outta here skeleton. Get outta here, skeleton. [Geoff] Only one way to find out. [Ray] Get OUTTA here, skeleton! [Michael] Creeper….. [Gavin] Make tools, make tools, make tools! [Ray] Well, Ray’s almost dead.

[Geoff] Ohh, that’s gonna be… That’s a lot of time and work to invest to find out that it wasn’t… that it was the Tower of Half-Pimps. [Jack] Well, I imagine you’re near the spawn, right? ‘Cause you had died just before you were over there. So it’s gotta be close to the spawn-in point.

[Gavin] Right, I need stone. I’m not listening to Jack. [Geoff laughing] [Michael] Oh, man. [Gavin] I’m on the quest for ‘toos’… [Geoff] The race is really on now. Oh my God, Ray has full diamond armor. [Gavin laughing] Oh for God’s sake, really? [Geoff laughing] You guys are in trouble.

[Gavin] He bloody took down the Tower of Diamond. The most valuable find ever. [Geoff] Luckily, there were two Towers of Diamond, if anybody had… [Gavin] Oh, there were? [Ray] Hey, what’s up. [Geoff] Yeah, he found a different one than you did. [Gavin] Did you use all my diamond? [Geoff] Yeah. Yeah- [Gavin screaming]

[Geoff] We are resourceless. [Gavin panicking] Block it in! [Geoff giggling] [Michael] Was that Ray murdering Gavin? [Gavin] I can’t see things! I can’t see anything! [Geoff laughing] [Ray] I left you alone, Gavin. You’re no use to me.

[Gavin] Bloody caved my head in with a… [Ray] I didn’t do anything, I just bonked you on the head! [Gavin] Have you nicked my workbench?! [Laughter] You’ve nicked my workbench! [Geoff] Ohh my God. [Gavin] Alright, hold on. Hold on everyone. It’s on now.

[Geoff] Alright, Jack’s out. Jack’s got – oh – Jack’s got iron armor! [Gavin] Alright. [Michael] Fuck armor, dude. Grab the fuckin’… [Geoff] Where’s Jack going? Jack’s… Looks like he’s goin’… What direction are you going, Jack? [Jack] I’m going southeast. [Geoff] Jack’s going southeast. [Ray] Oh, found some roses! Gotta reload on roses.

[Michael] Dude, this SUCKS not having a map. [Geoff] Oh, Ray’s passing by the, uh, Tower of Cigarettes. [Ray] Oop. This is exactly what I need. [Jack] Tower of Smokes. [Geoff] Tower of Puff. [Gavin laughing] What have you found there, Michael? [Michael] It’s, uh… [Gavin] It’s a buried Tower of Yellow Wool.

[Michael] It’s a buried Tower of Wool. [Geoff] Michael found another fake tower. [Geoff giggling] [Gavin] Aww, I need some iron… I need some iron… [Geoff] So much fun. Oh, poor Gavin, it’s a mad dash to find iron. [Ray] Were you, uhh… Were you laughing the whole time you were making these fake towers?

[Geoff laughing] Yeah. [Jack] So who had.. Who found the other Tower of Diamonds and just walked past it? [Geoff] Gavin, ’cause he only… [Ray] He couldn’t mine it. [Geoff] He couldn’t do anything with it. [Gavin] I found a… a Crucifix of Sand. [Geoff] That was not me. That’s… [Ray] That was Satan.

[Geoff] That’s just… existing in the world. [Jack] If I found a Tower of Diamonds, I would immediately find iron. [Geoff] He walked right by it! Yeah, he didn’t care. [Gavin] I wanted to find the Tower of Pimps! [Michael] You’re dumb. [Gavin] YOU’RE dumb. [Everyone hollers] [Ray] Got ’em! Whooaa….

[Ray] Little hostility in the air! [Geoff] Ouch. [Gavin] Did I get a ‘got ’em’, Ray? [Ray] Oh I gave you a ‘got ’em’, don’t worry. [Gavin] Did you? [Ray] You can, uh, bump the audio. [Geoff] Oh… Ray’s going back to his, uh, Ray’s Place. [Gavin] Fort Ray? [Geoff] Fort Ray. [Ray] FR.

[Gavin] That’s out-RAY-geous. [Geoff] So… [Gavin] Oh, wow! WOW! [Geoff] It’s entirely possible– [Gavin] What is this? [Geoff] –that Gavin has found the legitimate Tower of Pimps. [Michael] Possible. [Jack] I’m gonna say it’s probably not. [Gavin] OHH, IRON! [Geoff] It’s entirely possible that he hasn’t, too. [Gavin] Now I just need a ‘schmelt pot’…

[Ray mimicking] Schmelt pot. [Gavin] What is this room? What was this from? [Geoff] I think Jack might’ve… [Gavin laughing] Oh. Jack left his, uh… [Jack in background] What? [Gavin] I’ve stumbled across… [Jack] No, that’s not mine. [Jack] I took all my shit with me.

[Ray] If you see a rose there, it was… [Jack] Look how fuckin’ high I am. [Ray] …My place. [Geoff] Yeah, you’re lookin’ good. [Geoff] Ooh, what’s that? [Jack laughing] [Geoff] I don’t know. It’s a long way away though, isn’t it? [Jack] Fuuuck! [Geoff laughing] [Jack] It’s the sinkhole of doom, right here.

[Michael] ‘Nother, uh, another Tower of Wool here. [Geoff] Ohh, Michael found ANOTHER Tower of Wool! Michael might have found more fake towers than anybody else. [Ray] That’s gotta… amount to something, right? [Geoff] That one is, uh, Millie made that one actually.

[Ray] Shoutout to Millie. [Gavin] Aww, I’ve got nothing to smelt it with! [Gavin groaning loudly] [Jack] There is no way that’s the winner, right Geoff? [Geoff] I don’t know, dude! [Jack] That can’t be. [Geoff] I have no idea! It’s for you to discover, not me!

[Geoff] Uh oh, Michael found another something! [Jack sighing] [Gavin] Hurry up, hurry up! [Geoff] Ooh, what’s that? Oh, Tower of Sand. [Michael] This is a Tower… of Sand… [Geoff] Yeah, you found a Tower of Sand. [Gavin] Is that my tower or Geoff’s tower? [Ray] Of sand? Isn’t that yours?

[Michael] No, I think this one’s Geoff’s. [Gavin] Come on… Come OONN…. [Michael] Shut up. [Ray] Gavin, I’m waiting for you. Just want you to be aware. [Geoff and Jack laughing] Waiting for you to… Ohh, that’s not Gavin. [Gavin] “Visible on maps”… Boop!

[Jack] I mean, I see you on my thing. [Ray] Yeah, yeah, that’s Geoff following me. [Geoff] You guys don’t need my screen, right Gavin? [Gavin] Not after.. [Geoff] You got me for the beginning stuff. [Geoff] Uh oh, Jack’s creepin’! [Geoff singing] That’s why Jack creeps, yeah…

[Geoff] Uh oh, he got creeped from behind! [Jack] …fuck hit me? [Geoff] It was like a velociraptors! They fuckin’ flanked you! [Geoff] Smart. [Jack] I think the lag actually hit me, is what happened. [Jack laughing] [Geoff] Uh oh, what did you find? [Jack] The floating Tower of Dirt.

[Geoff] I think that’s just in the load. [Gavin singing] They see me mining… [Michael] Okay, found a fucking lava mountain… [Jack] There’s Ray. [Michael] Ugh, what is all this… [Ray] Hey, what’s up. [Geoff] What’s a lava mountain? [Michael] Look, it–… …What’s over here? [Jack] Ray, friendly? Friendly, Ray?

[Ray] I still have no reason to kill you. [Ray] I just bombed Gavin, just because I saw him. [Geoff] Where are you going, Michael? [Michael quietly] Dig…. [Geoff laughing] [Jack] Michael has been awful quiet lately… [Gavin] Michael’s said seven words! [Michael] I’m fuckin’ wandering through the woods

The whole fuckin’ time! [Geoff] Yeah, I don’t know what that is, Ray. [Jack] Is it getting dark? [Ray] Okay. Oh, it’s the same thing as before. [Geoff] Yeah. [Geoff] Uh oh. [Clearing throat] [Jack] ‘Sup, Ray? Friendly? Friendly? [Geoff] Couple people in this game are starting to get quiet!

[Gavin making sound of fear] [Geoff laughing] [Ray] If you follow me… [Jack] I’m not, I’m going a complete opposite direction. [Geoff] …Interesting… [Jack] But if Gavin needs to die, and you need support, Ray, I will gladly help you murder him. [Geoff] Ray and Jack are starting to form alliances, or are they?

[Gavin] Argh, I don’t have enough wood for a pickaxe! [Gavin making choked sounds] [Jack] Where the fuck is Gavin? [Ray] I… don’t know. [Ray] I saw the general direction he was going in, and then I lost him. [Jack] I knew he had died and respawned and he thinks he found it.

[Ray] Yeah, he respawned and I saw where he spawned. [Jack] Alright, I see you over there, I’m gonna stay over here. [Ray] It was by Achievement City, where he spawned. It was like, behind it. [Gavin breathing heavily] …I’m gonna have a heart attack… [panting] Urhh!

[Gavin] I need a tree. [Ray] Dude, make some more noises for part two of that video. [Geoff] Ray seems to be wandering aimlessly, completely lost. [Ray] Somebody will find it eventually. [Jack] Yeah. [Geoff] Ray’s got, uh… [Ray] Geoff I found you. [Geoff] …all the diamond in the world. [Laughing] Yeah…

[Ray] Maybe you have it, Geoff. [Michael] OH! [Geoff] OHH! Michael died! [Michael] Alright. Well, I know where the tower is! [Ray] Wouldn’t that be, like, the biggest fuck-you if Geoff was just holding the blocks the whole time? [Geoff] I wasn’t. [Gavin panicking] I need sticks! [Gavin] I need sticks! I need sticks!

[Geoff] So Michael, Michael thinks he knows where the tower is. [Michael] Oh I… That was definitely where it was, I just have find my way back to it. [Gavin] Quick… Quick…! [Ray] So, uh… Where… [Michael] Gavin’s there. [Ray] Oh, is he? [Gavin] Go! [Michael] Oh, Gavin’s at the tower. [Gavin] Where is it?

[Ray] I don’t know where the tower is, though, I lost Gavin, I’m looking for him now. [Geoff] Where’s what, Gavin? [Gavin] Where’s the Tower of Pimps? [Geoff] I don’t know, where did it go? [Gavin] Did he move it? [Geoff laughing] No. [Michael] Yeah, I MOVED it. I picked it up and mined it

And then hid it. [Gavin] Oh, there’s a Tower of Lapis! [Geoff] Ohh, Gavin found the Tower of Lapis! [Ray] Lapis lazuli!! [Geoff laughing] [Geoff] The edge of the world… [Jack] Wait, so, the thing you thought was a Tower of Pimps was not? Or, you still think you know where it is?

[Michael] I know exactly where it is. [Gavin making excited noises] [Geoff laughing] [Gavin] Oh my God! [Geoff laughing harder] [Gavin] Oh my God! How do I… [Michael] I was like, where’s… [Ray] Did Gavin forget how to play? [Gavin] I don’t know where to start! [Geoff] What are you gonna do, Gavin?

[Gavin] I don’t know! [Michael] Gavin is going to mine it, unless he is killed! [Ray] Where the fuck is he?! [Jack] The fucking world hasn’t spawned in for me yet, I have to wait for it. [Geoff] I don’t think Gavin’s brave enough to go after it. [Ray] Brave enough? [Jack] Dammit!

[Gavin] I would love a pork, or something. [Geoff] No one ever said the tower was gonna be easy once you found it. [Michael] It is not! [Geoff giggling] [Ray] How about we all grab a piece and we like… with our powers combined we make the Tower of Pimps and we all win.

[Geoff] Shut up, idiot. [Ray] Thanks. Alright, well, it was worth a try. Oh, found more roses. [Michael] Hello, Gavin. [Geoff] UH OH! [Michael] We meet again! [Gavin] Hi Michael! [Geoff] Gavin and Michael… [Michael] Bring your sword up here, I will fucking come back and kill you again, you motherfucker. [Gavin screaming]

[Gavin] Michael, please! [Michael] I will come back and kill you AGAIN, you… [Gavin screaming] Michael! [Geoff] Michael’s gonna get him! [Gavin] MICHAEL NOOO! [Geoff] Michael’s gonna fist him to death! [Michael] C’mere, you prick! [Gavin screaming] [Gavin] Michael… Michael, don’t… [Ray] Oh shit! Nah, we’re good. [Geoff] It’s amazing! [Gavin] Ahh, Michael…!

[Geoff] Oh my God, ha ha! Gavin has half a heart! [Michael] I’m coming right back, you motherfucker! Coming right back for you! [Gavin] I’m gonna have to go for it! [Gavin squeaking] [Geoff] Gavin died at the tower! [Gavin] I’m gonna have to go for this.

[Ray] Jack, if you find either of them, please let me know. [Jack] Ray, I think they’re… They’re behind Geoff’s house, by the water, I think. [Ray] Okay. I’ll head over there now. [Jack] Shit’s not loading for me, but it’s somewhere over here, [Gavin panicking] [Jack] Aw fuck it’s becoming night now, great(!)

[Ray] Oh, is it really? [Geoff] Oh, Gavin’s mining the tower! [Gavin] Oh my God! I don’t know where to go from here! [Geoff laughing] [Ray] Fuck, I found a Tower of Wool! [Gavin] Hold on… Hold on everyone… [Ray] Okay, I’ll stop what I’m doing and I’ll hold on for you.

[Jack] Yeah, they’re… They’re by water somewhere, I followed Michael then I lost him again like, shit stopped loading. [Ray] Daaamn you! [Geoff] What are you… What are you gonna do, Gavin? [Michael and Geoff laughing] [Jack] Load, you piece of shit, Goddammit.

[Geoff] Dude, I would not be in third person if I were you. [Gavin laughing] I don’t know why I am. [Ray] Does everybody do that, like when they panic they immediately go into third person? [Gavin screaming] [Geoff] Oh, oh, Gavin has mined, successfully mined the tower! [Gavin] Retrieval! Retrieval! [Jack whispering] Fuck.

[Gavin making scared sounds] [Jack] Oh there’s a Tower of Wool. Great. [Geoff] Uh oh. [Geoff] Gavin has half a heart! [Ray] So, if Gavin gets to Achievement City, is he safe, since there’s no, like, we can’t go in there? [Geoff laughing] No!

[Geoff] You guys can go back to– [Michael] You said we couldn’t go back! [Geoff] Until the tower’s found, once the tower’s found everybody can go back. [Jack] I see, uh, Michael working his way towards me, and Ray I see behind him.

[Ray] Yeah. I see Banjo, I’m just letting him lead me to Gavin. [Jack] I will forgo winning just to make sure that Gavin does not win, if you show me where he is. [Gavin] I wanna win! [Geoff] Gavin found the tower legitimately! [Michael] I know, I found the tower!

Gavin, did you not find it before I found it? [Geoff] Michael found– uh, Gavin found it first. Gavin found it about ten minutes before you did. [Gavin] I thought I found it, I saw it, and got Creeped. [Geoff] He was on top of it when he got Creeped.

By the way, there are quite a few actual half-towers… that are like, three gold blocks. [Ray] Yeah, I found one… [Geoff] There’s a gold tetris block somewhere… [Ray] UH oh. [Jack] Ray, you wanna stay back at Achievement City, just to keep an eye on Gav’s place, so he doesn’t

Lay it down? [Ray] Well, it’s dark, so I’m gonna have to make another Cave of Ray. [Jack] Well, no, no Gavin’s gonna make a run for it– [Ray] Gavin has half a heart, though. [Jack] Yeah, he’s not gonna stop! [Ray] I’m hoping something kills him, though… [Geoff laughing]

[Gavin] Hoo, I’m safe for the night! [Geoff] Gavin is somewhere barricaded in with his tower. [Michael] Jack, did you see where the tower was? [Jack] No, I haven’t seen it yet. He’s gotta be near it, so… [Gavin] It looks so good in my little… [Geoff] He couldn’t have gone far, could he?

[Michael] It was over here… [Michael] …show you where it was… [Geoff] Couldn’t have gone far… [Jack] Creeper watch — watch the Creeper on your right. [Michael] Fuck, I got lost now. [Gavin] Did everyone see where the Tower of Pimps was?

[Michael] Yeah, I did, I’m showing Jack. [Ray] No, I don’t… I don’t know where it was. I just saw people walking… [Michael] It was in the middle, on the obsidian right there. Look down in there. [Jack] Nice. [Geoff] Surrounded by lava.

[Michael] I was like, “Is this a lava mountain?” and Geoff’s like, “lava mountain?” I was like, “Uh, mmm….” Then I turned around and went and started mining wood. [Jack] Oh, watch your back, Michael, you got a Creeper behind you.

[Michael] Oh, I’m gonna fucking die anyway, but Gavin’s gonna make a break for the City. [Jack] Yeah, he is. Well, he’s — he’s barricaded in somewhere, look for his little — look for his health bar. He’s in a fucking wall somewhere. [Geoff] Are you trying to mine to Achievement City?

[Gavin sighs in satisfaction] [Geoff] Oh, Gavin! [Gavin] Just, uh, having a little look at my… my findings. It is fantastic. [Ray] Did he build it in front of him? [Gavin] I built it in front of myself just so I can look at it.

[Ray] What would you do if you realised you didn’t have, like, an iron pickaxe? [Geoff Like it broke? [Ray laughing] You’d just repositioned it. [Geoff] Just bury it and come back later. [Gavin] I hope I don’t die with it buried under here. [Gavin] Actually that’d be great.

[Geoff] Yeah, nobody would be able to find it. [Ray], Yeah, only you know where it is. [Geoff] Including your dumb ass, probably. [Gavin] So I could… What’s stopping me now from going to make armor and coming back to it? [Ray] Nothing. [Geoff] Nothing’s stopping you. [Gavin] Sweet. [Ray ] SWEET.

[Michael] So Gavin has now moved the tower! [Geoff] Gavin has moved and set the tower back up. It’s interesting… I did not anticipate this tactic. Where is it? What’s — Ohh… How are you gonna… How are you gonna know? How are you ever gonna get back there?

[Ray] Without making it obvious to everybody else? [Gavin] Well, I know where it is. [Geoff] Oh, he thinks he knows. [Geoff] So. I’ll say this guys, the tower’s back in the wild! It’s out in the open. [Gavin] I just need to eat some food. [Laughter]

[Michael] You’ve got half a heart. [Gavin] I’ve got half a heart, like literally, if I trip, I’m gonna die. [Ray] Hope a ladybug kills you. [Michael] You are not gonna make it into Achievement City. [Jack] Yeah, there’s no way! [Gavin] Ohh… Oh I know what I could do.

[Ray mimicking] OHH… I know what I need to do… [Gavin] Oh, dammit. No, I can’t do that. [Gavin screaming] [Geoff yelling] [Geoff] Gavin got Creeped! [Gavin] What was that?! [Jack] Gavin’s dead? [Geoff] He’s now been thoroughly separated from his tower! [Gavin] What was that?! [Geoff] I think it was a Creeper!

[Gavin] Was it? [Jack] Alright, keep an eye on him, you know where he’s spawning, you know where he’s spawning. [Ray] Yeah, he’s spawning behind the… Geoff’s house. [Geoff] The hunt for Gavin continues. Intensifies, even! [Jack] Oh, shit, Creeper! [Michael screaming] [Explosion] [Geoff] Ohh! Michael’s dead!

[Jack] Sorry Michael. I tried to give you a heads up. You may have actually taken the hit for me, so thank you for that. [Michael] Whatever. [Geoff giggling] [Gavin] …oh, I need to mine it again… [Geoff laughing] You don’t have any iron, you idiot!

[Jack] Yeah, Gavin can’t even mine it… mine the fucking thing down. [Michael] Can’t mine your own tower, you fucking knob! [Geoff laughing] [Ray] Hey, remember two minutes ago when I said remember, it would be funny if you didn’t have an iron thing? [Gavin] …Yeah. [Ray] That was, uh… That was funny.

[Gavin] I see the… I see the humor. [Ray] Yeah, thanks. [Gavin] I think I’m in Geoff’s old mine… [Geoff] Oh, Gavin, what are you gonna do? You don’t have a way to mine your tower, you don’t have any way to defend yourself against everybody else… [Gavin screaming] I’m being followed!

[Geoff] …you’re being followed…. [Michael] Oh, I’ve been following you for quite a while, Gavin. [Gavin laughing] I’m being followed… I’m being… I’m bein’ follered. [Jack] Surprise, motherfucker! [Jack] Oh God, I fell! [Jack] I fell, fuck! [Laughter] [Ray] Well, so much for that surprise… [Jack] Ah, fuckin’ hole! That would’ve been awesome.

[Gavin laughing] He fell down a hole! He fell immediately down a hole! [Jack] Goddammit! That was gonna be so fuckin’ great! [Still laughing] [Gavin] I literally didn’t have to react in any way! [Geoff laughing] That might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! [Jack] Alright… Alright… [Ray] So, that sounded unfortunate.

[Jack] No, I was chasing down Gavin, and I was wait — Like, he was coming to me, and I was waiting round the corner, and I step around the corner and immediately fell down a hole. [Geoff] Oh my God. That was perfect. [Jack] Michael, let that Creeper fall on top of him.

[Michael giggling] …No… [Geoff] Ay ay ay… [Jack] Oh, God, watch this. This is gonna be great. [Michael giggling] Come on, come on… [Gavin screaming] [Hysterical laughter] [Michael] I was watching that for like, a minute! [Jack] That was so awesome. [Michael] I was watching that for like a MINUTE! [Jack] Ohh, my God…

[Gavin] Why did nobody warn me?! [Laughter] [Michael] That was incredible! [Ray] Did you, uh… What happened, were you following him? [Jack] We just watched a Creeper blow up Gavin! [Ray] Oh. [Michael] A Creeper stalked Gavin for like, thirty seconds, he had no idea! [Jack] Ohh, that was wonderful.

[Geoff] I’m gonna… I’m gonna say that Michael and Jack are in a very interesting place in the map right now. [Gavin] Aw, no! Aw, no! [Michael] We’re back near the tower, and this had to be where Gavin built his hideout. It has to be right near the tower. [Gavin] I need stuff!

I need things! I need things! [Geoff] Where would it be…? [Gavin] I wish I could make wood armor. Just gonna dress up like a tree. [Geoff laughing]

[Ray] I would be one with the tree people. [Geoff] Michael is, uh, Michael’s looking… He’s checking the walls, he’s looking for a place that the tower could be hidden. Is it hidden underwater? Probably not. Is it hidden in the sand? Maybe. Who knows? Is it out on the ice? Probably not. [Laughing] Maybe.

[Gavin] I see what Geoff’s doing. [Geoff] Those, uh… Those zombies are on FIRE, they’re HOT. They’re getting warmer. [Laughter] [Geoff] Because of the heat. [Michael] ‘Cause of the sunlight. [Geoff] Right. [Ray] Oh, I found… fucking Gavin’s sand tower. [Geoff] They’re so hot. [Geoff] Ohh, Michael… [Jack] Watching Gavin explode was

One of my favourite things we’ve ever done. [Ray] I don’t know, apparently you falling in that hole was pretty funny. [Geoff] …Very interesting location, Michael… [Gavin laughing] He just plopped down out of frame on my screen. [Jack] I was so excited to kill that fucker!

[Gavin] What would you have got out of that? [Jack] I would have just killed you, that would have been awesome! [Gavin] Yeah? [Geoff humming nonchalantly] [Ray mimicking] Yeah? [Ray] Having a laugh. [Geoff] Michael’s got interesting instincts… [Jack] Aww, motherfucker. [Ray] Don’t even do it.

[Ray] Don’t even do it. Fuckin’ walk away, right now. [Jack] Welp. [Gavin giggling] [Ray] You… Yeah, I thought so. [Jack sighs] [Jack] God…dammit. [Geoff] Brrr… All that ice makes me think it’s COLD over here… [Michael] Oh yeah? [Jack] Well, I just royally fucked myself. [Geoff and Michael laughing] [Gavin screaming] Ray! Ray…

[Ray] Gavin just tell me where it is, nobody has to die. [Geoff] Brr… Brrr! [Ray] Just tell me where it is. [Geoff] Positively freezing… [Gavin] I don’t want Ray to win… [Geoff] Oh, Gavin’s got himself some tools! He’s got a wooden sword, you guys better watch out. [Laughter]

[Jack] Be careful. [Geoff] He might… [Ray] As you can tell from the last Let’s Play, the wooden sword is very effective. [Geoff] You guys could die from an… From an infection from a splinter. Very slow- [Screaming] [Michael] IT’S THE TOWER! [Geoff] Michael has found the tower!

[Jack] Michael doesn’t have tools, does he? [Geoff] Nope, Michael has re-covered the tower! [Laughter, Gavin stuttering] [Geoff] Michael and Gavin both know where the tower is, and neither one can go… [Gavin] You found the tower! [Michael] Gavin freaked out! [Laughter] [Michael] He was just like… [imitating Gavin’s scream]

[Ray] I thought Gavin got killed, and I don’t know, Gavin’s — Gavin’s fine. [Gavin] Oh no… OH NO… [Michael] I panicked. [Michael] I started digging down… I didn’t even have wood! [Jack laughing] Didn’t even have wood… [Geoff laughing] What are you doing? [Michael] Dude, I panicked. I wanted to hide, immediately.

[Michael] …dig my way out… [Geoff] Two people know where the tower is! I can’t believe you found the tower, Michael, that is amazing. [Gavin] Oh, no… Oh, Ray knows where it is! [Geoff] Oh no, Ray knows where it is?! [Gavin laughing] Ray’s coming.

[Jack] Ray’s got it. Ray, take it. Take it home, Ray! [Gavin] Don’t, Ray! [Jack] I want Ray to win. [Gavin] Why?! Why don’t you win? [Ray] I don’t know where the tower is. [Jack] I just don’t want Gavin to win. [Ray] I just see both of them there, that doesn’t mean anything.

I have a general area, that’s it. [Gavin stuttering] Uh, Ray, uhh…. Tower of Lapis. [Ray] Yeah. I got that tower already, it’s in my inventory. [Michael] If Ray comes near the tower, it’s instant victory. [Gavin] I wanted to win so badly! [Geoff] Well, win, Gavin!

[Ray] It’s not over yet! [Geoff] You know where it is! [Ray] Just ’cause I have all this shit doesn’t mean anything. [Laughter] [Michael] Yeah, it kinda does. [Ray] I mean… You know… [Michael] I’ll tell you this, Ray’s outside of Achievement City right now so if you get it…

[Ray] Yeah, I still have to walk back. [Michael] He doesn’t know where the hell it is, Gavin, you could grab it and run off. [Gavin] I don’t have anything to grab it with! [Geoff] You and Michael have all the power right now. You’re the only two people that know where it is.

[Jack] So, Geoff, I didn’t wanna say anything, but– [Michael screaming] I fell down a hole! [Jack] I was trying to hide from Gavin, and I fucked up and fell in lava and died. [Geoff] Did you really? [Jack] Yeah. [Gavin laughing] Did you really?

[Jack] I was able to collect my pants and my, uh, my shoes. But I lost everything else. [Ray] Gotta get the kicks! [Geoff] In the, in the… [Gavin] So you don’t have a map? [Jack] In the lava, I was like, I was down there…

[Geoff] In the Tower of Pimps lava? [Jack] Yeah, down there. [Geoff laughing] [Jack] ‘Cause I saw Gavin, I was like, “Oh, fuck, I’ll hide,” [Ray] The T.O.P.L.? [Jack] –and follow him, and then I fucking fell into lava. [Gavin] That is brilliant. [Geoff] That’s fucking funny. [Gavin] Well, I’m gonna show that bit.

[Jack] I’m sure you will. [Geoff] The Tower of Pimps is what he’s looking for. [Gavin] So when someone finds the Tower of Pimps, do they have to declare that they found it? [Michael] No! Do they? [Jack] Why? [Gavin] Or can they sly it back?

[Geoff giggling] [Gavin] ‘Cause Geoff has to verify that it’s the Tower of Pimps, right? [Jack] Well… What? [Ray] Does he really, though? [Jack laughing] Gavin’s just… desperately looking for loopholes, grasping at straws! [Michael] What’s the answer to that, Geoff? [Gavin] Any hole!

[Geoff] What’s the answer to what? [Gavin] Can you sneak the Tower of Pimps back? [Michael] Do you have to proclaim the Tower of Pimps? [Geoff] Like, if somebody has the Tower of Pimps, do I have to tell you guys they have it? [All] Yeah. [Geoff] Uhh, I don’t know, what do you think?

[Geoff] You guys can vote. Let’s take a pause, everybody vote. [Gavin] I vote yes. [Jack] Wait, what? [Geoff] You vote yes. Michael, what do you vote? [Ray] When Gavin found it, did we say he found it? [Gavin] Yeah. [Geoff] Yeah, Ray’s got it. [Ray] I got it.

[Michael laughing] I know Ray has it, I just didn’t wanna say anything. [Geoff] He just — he JUST found it. [Michael] He just found it when the debate started. [Geoff] While Gavin was asking, he was mining it. [Michael] You better come back to Achievement City

And kill his ass, ’cause he’s gonna be haulin’ ass back… [Gavin] I’m lost! [Gavin] I don’t know where I am! I don’t know where I AM! [Ray] If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea where the fuck I am either. [Geoff laughing]

[Jack] Wait, so Ray found the Tower of Pimps? [Michael] Ray has the Tower of Pimps in his possession right now. [Geoff] Yeah, he just found the secret hiding place and mined it. [Jack] Oh, okay. [Geoff] So, what’s it gonna be? Uh oh. Ray knows where he is. Ray has figured it out.

Oh God. Oh God. All hands to Achievement City! [Ray] Shut up! I wanna win! [Michae] All hands to Ray’s house! [Gavin] I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM! HE’S IN THE DISTANCE! I CAN’T CATCH UP! [Laughter] [Gavin screaming] [Gavin] GO THERE NOW! GO THERE! [Jack] Oh, I saw Gavin running off in the distance…

[Geoff laughing] Oh what’s it gonna be? [Ray mimicking] GO THERE NOW!!! [Jack] Run Ray! Win Ray! [Michael] Ray’s gonna win, but I’ll try… [Gavin] Put something on his block or something, Jesus! [Geoff] Oh, that’s interesting! [Ray] Yeah, you can block it. [Michael making panicked noises] [Gavin] I see… I see Banjo!

[All talking] [Ray] Michael, just let me win! [Michael] Aahh! [Laughter] [Geoff] Michael threw a tree at him! [Geoff] Michael’s dead! [Gavin] Nooo! [Laughter] [Gavin] Nooo!! [Geoff] Ray has… Ray has mined the… [Michael] Ray is constructing the tower… [Ray] One, two, three, four! [Cheering] [Gavin screaming in anguish]

[Geoff] Ray is the winner! [Ray] Make it rain roses!!! [Jack sighing] [Ray] Oh, it’s not raining roses. That’s disappointing. [Michael] You know what? You know what I’ll say, though– [Ray] Oh, there you go. [Ray shouting] OH NO HE’S PUSHED THE BUTTON! HE’S PUSHED THE BUTTON! [Laughter]

[Michael shouting] A hollow victory it might be, Ray! [Ray shouting] It still counts! It’s raining roses, I win! [Michael] Dude, I hope your — I hope your tower goes down. [Ray shouting] No! The tower will live! [Jack] The tower will live on…

[Michael] At least I didn’t have to watch anyone rip it down from me. ‘Cause Geoff did that in the night, apparently. [Ray] This is true. [Michael] He stole my tower in the night! [Geoff still laughing] [Ray] It’s still up! [Jack] Hey look, it’s like — the tower is now floating.

[Geoff] The tower is still up! [Jack] Look at that! Yeah, look at that. [Ray] It’s still up on my screen. It counts. [Gavin] Aww, he’s still on it! [Geoff] Yep. [Ray] I’m still jumping with joy! [Geoff] …Gavin’s dead! [Ray screaming] Oh, I took damage!

[Michael] The city is gone, but Ray and his shit block survive somehow… [Ray] I win! [Michael] He is victorious! [Ray] Wooo! [Geoff laughing] [Jack] Alright. [Geoff] Congratulations, Ray. Not only did you kill the guy who had the tower, [Ray] Thank you. [Jack] Good job Ray. You… actually found it when he hid it.

[Geoff] Gavin, congratulations on finding it originally. Michael, you found it very soon afterward, [Gavin] Thank you, thank you. but neither of you had the diamond to defeat Ray. So for the next seven days, the Tower of Pimps is, uh, on a fuckin’ dirt mound in front of a dirt house.

[Ray] Fuck yeah it is, I’m proud of it! [Geoff] And, end.