Life-Ruining Minecraft Gameplay – Please Help!

All right I am streaming on YouTube oh let me disconnect my audio from this to my Discord Ser or to my server see okay so you’re streaming on YouTube now yes I am I’m streaming on YouTube okay so I should be able to did let me send you a

Link well it’s I stream on Discord well no I mean it only works for twitch what I was doing yeah you know what I’m saying so like I don’t know why it’s not because I turned on my audio you know what I mean I could hear

You like you can hear me through like the stream mine your stream yeah that’s so weird I could hear you that’s so trippy one is watching is that you will are you watching it was a second ago somebody breaking down my door I think somebody’s breaking down my door give me one

Moment all right we going to um figure this [ __ ] out streaming on Twitch okay um I’m G stream on Twitch and I’m gonna transfer my voice to Xbox now when I do that I’ll just do that first actually need to collect my thoughts hello okay so anyway so y all right stop

My party audio was on yeah are you sure it’s not streaming Xbox party it’s twitch I went to my twitch I’m on the twitch thing and I went to my thing now I’m stream I’m on Xbox right now my voice is on Xbox now my voice is

In the Xbox okay but I’m streaming on Twitch can’t stream on the Xbox I can’t stream in the Discord because I’m streaming on Twitch I can’t do both of those things and that’s why I can’t stream in the actual Discord Channel Itself okay so now I turned on the party audio on Twitch on like the little twitch thing yeah I turned on the Audio I turn that on so assuming that your stuff is on I mean am I Adam I might actually have it off you just want to go

To like your voice settings or whatever yeah but will I’m saying the it’s if I was in the Xbox party wait hold wait a minute wait a minute if I was in an Xbox party the stream would hear me but I’m not in Xbox party oh [ __ ] we probably would have to

Go in an Xbox party then yeah oh [ __ ] just try that yeah if you want all right we try that I’ll invite you all right all right all right I have to stop playing for one moment there you go hello hello hello hello okay you could you could hear me through

The stream can you well I’m about to check here in a minute okay my party audio is on um can I weird okay so let me just okay um audio settings oh I my pickaxe broke that that is very nice okay I’m going to go on my stream twitch I’m going to

Look yeah what yeah what what hello it works now it works yeah I knew it can’t believe that the [ __ ] [ __ ] took that [ __ ] long oh my God all right now we can actually do this [ __ ] man took [ __ ] ages yep now we could play Minecraft now we can start our

[ __ ] Kingdom holy [ __ ] dude kingdoms come this say my kingdom come I am mining all the stone that I can oh yeah you don’t want to are you I am down yeah [ __ ] I told you I’m doing the digging what the [ __ ] I’m doing the digging holy [ __ ] you weren’t

Joking you actually was digging bro even the dogs like holy [ __ ] woof woof woof oh my God finally man [ __ ] you’re streaming on YouTube and streaming I’m streaming on Twitch yeah cuz YouTube is better I mean I mean it’s all right like yeah I just can’t stream on YouTube

Because I need a thousand Subs what do you mean you need a thousand Subs PC YouTube is [ __ ] shitty you don’t need a thousand Subs you just need confidence and you’ll get somebody watching someday no I literally need I it’s the same with [ __ ] Tik Tok I need a thousand

Followers to stream buddy you know how hard is to get 100 BS it’s easy I see these guys of like two videos having like a thousand something like dude that’s like such unfair like [ __ ] [ __ ] like I don’t I got so many videos I should have a thousand

Followers by but no no I don’t got [ __ ] the game’s rigged can you help me game is rigged what can you help me get out of here can you like drop some water buddy buddy buddy buddy I don’t have IR person I could just dig just just no no

No no just like there’s water nearby can you like that’s what I mean I’m going to dig oh oh okay I thought I’m getting no cuz I thought you’re gonna go dig to get iron I mean I could but that would take too long all right I’mma dig right now

Yeah dig because you got actually don’t know this is gonna work gotta dig gotta dig well it could work yeah dig you got think I’m nearing the hole gotta dig oh yep all right there you go enjoy all right when it’s day daytime we can find a good I mean def unless you

Want to n i mean unless you want to build here here you go I got it no we got I mean I mean this place is not actually that bad to build we got nice water we got to find a good looking place oh my God there’s mobs everywhere holy [ __ ]

[ __ ] is this hard it’s so we got to run no we got ow why is there so many [ __ ] creepers up here on the mountain dude I’m dead run to the mountain dude I’m so [ __ ] dead run run run they keep shooting run gotta keep running you have any

[ __ ] food I mean I have rod and flesh is that cool with you I don’t care I’ll eat it fine there I don’t know why I said that that was a goddamn why [ __ ] starving this is horrible like the worst you idiot you idiot what did you

Do what did you do why did you why did you hit me I one hit right now you’re one hit one hit and I’m [ __ ] dead I I was wondering how my health was going down I was like what he’s not even close by to me and it was you you were

The reason why I was dying it was me Barry where’s all my where’s all my loot where’s all my diamonds diamonds yes I do I actually do have diamonds you’re delusion well shut up cuz you’re delusional L yeah you just did you hear that I just said lur that

Makes no sense [ __ ] any life doesn’t have to make sense at this point just like my boy nut mcnut uh I don’t know where where we should make the castle this is a terrible area we should go out and where where are I tell you let’s make a castle near a village that

Way no well you’re going right into a skeletons we just gonna we just gonna run I’m just going to go yeah we make a castle near a village let me tell you why because villagers are good for resources and if we have a little town nearby I mean like what’s not to

Love no I think I found where would that be I find I found it with my eyes I found it I found it with oh I’m no get away from me jeez dude there’s so many [ __ ] mobs I’m just trying to go to the water St for what for the

Castle dude there’s like nowhere to go this is the shittiest spawn I’ve ever had no it’s not it’s the best I had some shitty SPS before there’s no berries there’s no source of food to be Happ you don’t we don’t need berries berries are I do need I’m turn my [ __ ] cordinates

That’s what I’m going to do or do we not need those too I have mine on what are we playing are we playing hard mode cuz this is too hard for me wait really what okay come on man I haven’t played Minecraft in like forever we you’re surviving a

World should we just make a new no no no no no no we can keep going all right what’s your coordinates I am I am going where you died I mean where I died I’m attive 106 oh [ __ ] megative 106 negative 405 oh wow that death count is just going up

Died about 20 times so far colle yeah so many [ __ ] zombies you got my stuff right [ __ ] the sun is rning we can finally have some kind of this is rough this is very rough we’re suffering too much you know what they say about quitters losers losers are quitters no they’re

Not yes they hell they are are can’t you can’t say that about Ronnie relax buddy relax my dud online or like holy [ __ ] oh I found a fox are you coming to me Sam yeah I am I am I am I am coming real quick well hurry hurry want to Quick into the

Pace buddy I am almost I am I’m almost there I am going fast hurry up yep I am I am going I’m going really fast can’t I pick up this [ __ ] french fry holy [ __ ] just give me the [ __ ] fry did he get my stuff bro I

Can’t I’m going to cry I dropped the [ __ ] fry move I got [ __ ] godamn I got soft in my controller and my pants I’m a [ __ ] I’m a mess I’m just a goddamn mess what are we doing why what why are we doing this we were going to make a

Castle look and now we can now we can start fing we can actually like um get let’s get some food Sam Seb [ __ ] me God damn it I do it again where the [ __ ] did you just go I went over here where I don’t see you across the sea to the to the

Sand oh my gosh let me get some food first before I [ __ ] repeat what just happened you know this is actually pretty shitty oops it is a shitty world we got to go Venture Out Hold on I won’t give up on it yet honestly how was I freaking out

About food I could have just collected these mushrooms I’m such a [ __ ] I’m such a godamn we should give up because this world is kind of crappy it’s just a really shitty part of the world you know what I’m saying once we find a village it’s WPS this I I went

Across the sea and it’s the same it’s the same biome well I mean yeah biomes are pretty big now okay like a reasonable size fck did you go whatever happened to the Jungle biomes they’re still here well yeah I know but like they used to like be so common and now it’s like

Well there’s not that they’re common it’s just that the biomes are bigger so like it’s like it’s kind of harder to get to to Jungle biomes because there’s like more I mean for for one there’s more biomes yeah and um also biome jungle biomes aren’t as common as the

Other biomes so like when you pair those two it’s kind of like it seems like oh my God I can’t find a [ __ ] jungle well it’s not that you just gotta like venture out more that’s we’re just two you we’re still a lot of us are still

Used to like the old type Minecraft where it’s like everything was smaller but everything got bigger so now like we’re still trying to adjust to like oh we got to get we got to go from A to B a to where’s your AES why did I get 36 C because you

Died you died that’s wild yeah I’m on that island what island across the island all yeah I’ll go there in a minute let me cook up some we start cooking all right Sam God [ __ ] I am Sam at this point I’m just gonna your nickname is just going to be Sam

Now give me food give me theat all right I’m coming up got my boat I got everything I could need all right I’m currently coming over