LIRIK Attends Hogwarts | Minecraft Mod: Witchcraft & Wizardry

Mom does the TV work well whoa oh this is our backyard it’s kind of nice mom pancakes ooh those look pretty good actually hmm the [ __ ] is the front of this is a nice ass house oh this is our garage damn Picasso yo let me try opening my inventory what

Do you got in here investigate the I can’t I can’t right now I can’t we need to go do the main mission level are the the main thing press F to inspect the letter this is it Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry we are pleased to inform you

That you have to have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry please find and closed a list of all necessary books and equipment term begins on 1st September we await your owl by no later than 31st of July dude you get an owl before you can

Attend you need to purchase the required supplies in Diagon Alley in London what’s out [ __ ] ok the letter has been added to your inventory open it oh yeah this is a nice ass [ __ ] Street what’s the [ __ ] end of the block are you serious no right neighbour attached

Condo just [ __ ] spoil a little [ __ ] privyet drive hmm there it is we can get to London you can travel to London using the night bus hey dude I don’t got money oh this [ __ ] guy ohyeah where’s your parents ie where’s your [ __ ] hit hmm whoa welcome to the night bus emergency

Transport for the stranded witch or wizard my name is Stan Shunpike and I will be your conductor this evening all right hmm I am headed to Diagon Valley that’s in London exactly hmm Diagon Alley that’s in London to hear that I’ll drop you off in London outside the leaky cauldron that’s a

Popular Wizarding pub entrance to Diagon Alley is in the back hmm all right man let’s go dude [ __ ] yeah bro whoa should I shut the crosshair off Jesus man the squeaks enter the leaky cauldron all right dude peace bro [ __ ] weirdo is this the leaky cauldron leaky cauldron whoa oh [ __ ]

Hey yeah what I did well he’s reading a newspaper oh [ __ ] is that a church or something turn back you’ve wandered too far okay yo chill chill Jesus I’m just [ __ ] looking at stuff it’s actually kind of nice damn bro are you serious dude he’s like actually there

That’s like him but I won’t get super close okay it only [ __ ] up when you get close man whatever mm-hmm oh here’s a dipper mmm I need to pick up my school supplies you [ __ ] sketchy guy in the back of a pub alley that I shouldn’t meet cuz I’m

14 ah a new Hogwarts student let me introduce myself I’m Rubeus Hagrid keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts Diagon Alley is right behind the wall you see all you have to do in order to open it is to tap that brick there perfectly easy and when

You enter you should go to Gringotts wizarding bank and get some of the muggle money exchanged into our Wizarding currency ain’t no safer place not one except perhaps Hogwarts run by goblins speak to Griphook chat remember Griphook he’ll help you well good luck see you at

Hogwarts hmm oh my god oh god I’m overwhelmed oh god oh god I think it’s this one nothing happened We’ll go there we’ll go there Alright the bank whoa it is worth exploring the world around you chests and buckles can be found all throughout the world boys we’re not even in Hogwarts yet man this is the [ __ ] setup bro whoa scuffed Hermione whoa scuffed Ronald Ron whoa that’s the bank right there we gotta go meet the Goblin

What the hell was his name grip look or some [ __ ] grip hook I think it was grip hook whoa dude oh my god I want the white one that one’s [ __ ] sick how much is he how much is he man he’s so cute I want that one I

Want that one all right here we go Am I am I playing a student or am I supposed to be Harry Potter I’m pretty sure I’m a student you’re just a student who attends Hogwarts oh my god Gringotts wizarding Bank what the [ __ ] what the

[ __ ] I guess these are gone oh [ __ ] I think you have to be quiet in here it’s kind of like a has a smell about it what up dude oh I think that’s him right there that guy has a quest what up boys what up what’s up with this guy hmm oh dear

Can you help me I need money for my school supplies hmm how do you think this might come about I would like to exchange this into your currency hmm I see you’re here you have 250 gold that should be enough for your supplies now go hmm

Oh he’s [ __ ] grip hub how the heck I was Griphook purchase a wand purchase schoolbooks purchase some other [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude it [ __ ] spells won’t unlock when you learn them at Hogwarts double click to wave your wand okay right here whoa y’all wizard Mladic hey you like this

[ __ ] [ __ ] an Alakazam [ __ ] booblee do sir can you please get your wand out of my face dude I want this owl that’s my owl okay this is my [ __ ] owl right there I’m changing in the middle of the street holy [ __ ] and damn dude goddamn I’m a wizard

I should have got the trousers dude I should have got the trousers guys like who the [ __ ] is this kid what the [ __ ] is he doing the hell are you doing man you don’t look like I got that wizard why is this guy staring me down right now

He watched me change in public and I was just staring at me the [ __ ] is this honestly the wizard scarf is throwing me off I feel like it’s summer and I’m in winter attire this [ __ ] guy he knows I’m gonna be something yo hold up let me see how much

It is to buy an owl just out of curiosity how much is this he’s just chillin he’s like what the [ __ ] man are you gonna buy me man it’s cold outside Brown’s car how much hey you sell the owls here whoa hmm good day young friend what can I do for

You it’s a little dark in here yes owls are nocturnal creatures where they refer the darkness what about your shop hmm well you’re curious elopes owl Emporium is a chain of shops that sells owls and supplies to care for them there’s one in Glasgow one and leaves and one here in

London and diag and biome Oh hmm I think I get an hour later man do an x-ray by you okay Shawn [ __ ] that guy man [ __ ] weirdo dude I’m leaving all right we got the schoolbooks we got the wand we got the robe now to go home

For mom to be like take that [ __ ] off boy do your laundry I wonder if I’m actually supposed to go home now should I keep exploring here I do feel like there’s so much [ __ ] man there’s like a broomstick area too but like I mean [ __ ] man oh yeah what up dude mmm

Brooms are a great way to get around Hogwarts at Hogwarts flying as I do mm-hmm what the [ __ ] what do you mean no one appreciates [ __ ] flying what the hell I mean it’s [ __ ] sick hey yeah whatever dude what are they looking at what is that oh [ __ ] isn’t

That a Quidditch guys why do you instantly stare at me [ __ ] weird look at the Quidditch I’m looking – fine I’ll look from here whoa whoa I swear to god dude what is your [ __ ] problem this [ __ ] guy he senses my chakra oh my god that’s the Big Bend

Oh [ __ ] am I just chillin in my robe people are like who is this [ __ ] dumbass cosplaying boy Comic Cons in London this year the [ __ ] whoa dude this is sick oh [ __ ] it’s crazy how like smooth it is it runs pretty good on my on the computer damn

But I feel you can go everywhere hey yeah what up guys that stock market though right I know man I know crazy dude what’s up bro nice [ __ ] blood noobs you don’t even know bro you don’t even [ __ ] know what I can do with this [ __ ] you don’t even know I won’t

I won’t I know man I was looking around I knew where to go oh Uh-oh I gotta go man that’s the Bell [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is actually really far I wonder how accurate this is to how Big Ben actually looks I think what I was really young I’ve seen I saw Big Ben oh damn dude can you actually go on that whoa yo I

Kind of want to go try that but I’m gonna miss going to Hogwarts oh wow damn did the water right now with the shaders what the [ __ ] shit’s [ __ ] real whoa This guy looks so depressed he’s like [ __ ] gotta go fill out more TPS reports one will this thing say it is safe to cross oh my god just another day in the life of Dan alright hold on boys let’s see here whoa is that the actual newspaper hi boys we’re going we’re going

Alright I’m [ __ ] late for class there’s so much [ __ ] to look at just walk through a guy that guy’s balding oh [ __ ] this is actually this is the big-ass subway station what the [ __ ] oh my god we’re here I need to get a ticket or something whoa

Holy [ __ ] okay Oh find a way to get to platform 9 and 3/4 ok ok ok I haven’t been in a train station in a while but it must be between 9 and 10 so let’s see Oh God follow the robes 9 this is all 9 Oh God

This is 9 to 10 oh god dude Ron wait no dude Jesus Oh God her might uh-uh Oh God where the hell oh this guy he might he must know where is popcorn 9 and 3/4 sir hmm 9 and 3/4 think you’re being funny do ya there’s no such

Platform goddamnit oh my god dude hey yeah what up what’s up you guys look familiar mmm hello dear the Weasleys first time at Hogwarts can you tell me how to get onto the platform mm-hmm not to worry all I have to do is walk straight at the

Barrier between flat forums 9 and 10 don’t stop and don’t be scared you’ll crash into it that’s very important best do it a bit of a run if you are nervous mmm thanks are you gonna wait for me to do this [ __ ] fine you want me to just like run through I’m ready

Oh my god Ron dude bro I’m going oh [ __ ] we did it that’s the first time running into a wall actually hit something hey y’all what up fellow students what’s up what’s up whoa someone brought is bringing their cat damn man I don’t have that much luggage

Owls it’s a bunch of luggage hold on this guy right here oh my god it’s that dude hmm oh hello my name is Neville Longbottom dude you know Neville was always he was always nice no he was always a good guy ma’am he always meant well hmm

I seem to have lost my toad Trevor can you help me look for him I’ll help you reward a hundred gold oh [ __ ] all right thanks so I hope you find him if he can ask around and here if anyone has seen him hmm god damn it dude I gotta go to Hogwarts

Bro hmm I’m looking for a toad hmm I haven’t seen anything here maybe try asking people further down the platform all right there must be something boys a toad a toad oh [ __ ] I can’t miss this oh I’m sure I heard a croaking noise coming from on top of the tree

Know what wait a minute wait a minute Oh No how would I get up there’s no way dude I got it never walk Oh God Harry Potter rated-r oh god don’t start the train don’t start the train Jesus I’m good hey-ya what a man hmm

You found him thank you I lose stuff all the time don’t worry dude I’ll see you at Hogwarts bro I’ll [ __ ] see your ass man alright through nice guy man alright you’re a nice dude thanks man I’ll see you bro okay okay find an empty compartment try this one here

Called Africa that was fast Nice y’all get your first side of hoc words in the sixes follow me turn to boots come on now first ears don’t be shy dude it’s only me sir Hagrid it’s only me man tis a beautiful sight I tell ye I remember me first time seeing it

Hmm I got sorted into Gryffindor House of the Braves some folk even say the reckless ha oh damn he’s Gryffindor what’s up man look at ya I hope you all have a grand time of it here at Hogwarts thanks man hmm better than mine I should

Say wait what do you mean what happened had a bit of a mishap back in my days so me education year was cut short you see Oh God I can tell well best not get into that and bother asking either I won’t man you seem like a nice dude

Thanks to her Dumbledore I’m still here is the gamekeeper he’s a good man Dumbledore I tell you hmm nearly there can I see Dumbledore do I get to see him oh my god right there what about people [ __ ] you guys waiting for get to Hogwarts yellow oh [ __ ] don’t mind if I do

Linen cloth [ __ ] yeah bro pretty sure I just stole someone’s like suitcase supplies it’s normal though oh my god the boats are going people we’re going Hagrid I’m nervous mmm well now you’d best get in one of the boats and we’ll be off toward the castle all right man thanks dude I

Appreciate it bro Oh [ __ ] we made it Whoa did just head up to the castle you’ll find Professor McGonagall there okay hey yeah what up new student what’s up dude hmm you know Hogwarts has numerous charms the spells on and around if that makes it impossible for a muggle to see they see only ruins and several warnings

Of danger this is the in-game music chat It’s nighttime as well Oh [ __ ] there it is Haiya what up what up did you know Hogwarts was founded by Godric Gryffindor Helga Hufflepuff Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin they found in each of the houses as well ah that’s great yo I’ll see you guys in [ __ ] magic class [ __ ] potions oh my god it’s McGonagall welcome to Hogwarts

Mm-hmm now in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates but before you can take your seats you must be sorted into your houses Oh what am I gonna be there’s our Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw and Slytherin mmm we’re ready for you now follow me oh [ __ ] pause Damn Do we get the feast Hmm oh my god it’s him holy [ __ ] it looks really like him whoa let the sorting ceremony begin it’s Dumbledore interact with the sorting half whoa me Oh God I don’t do good in crowds like this oh my god dude that’s him bro it’s him

Oh my god sir I’m a huge fan let me just say uh you know Hagrid he’s a really nice guy I’ve read all your books I’ve seen your YouTube videos I’ve seen everything all right I’m sorry I’m sorry interact with the sorting hat oh dear okay here we go

Answer truthfully and I shall sort you into your house how would you like to be known to history the wise the good the great the bold um I feel like I feel like the great or the good I’m gonna go with the great I want to be the great

What do you most value freedom individuality community ambition I’d say freedom and ambition would be the to freedom and ambition I say I go with ambition which of the fall would you most hate people to call you ordinary ignorant cowardly selfish hmm wait which of the Fallen would you most hate people to

Call you um ignorant given the choice would you rather invent a potion that would guarantee you love glory wisdom power a potion of wisdom I’d say wisdom wisdom is power wisdom which of the following do you find most difficult to deal with punishment loneliness boredom being ignored boredom all of them being ignored

Boredom I’m gonna say being ignored which would you rather be trusted liked imitated praised envied feared trusted let me think I better put you in Oh God oh dear oh dear what Slytherin are you [ __ ] kidding me get the [ __ ] outta here were you in the Beast oh no man no