Live Speedy – iShowSpeed & Jeffy Play Minecraft! (so funny)

Hello what are you doing what i’m trying to play minecraft look we’re in minecraft world bro i know oh hey stop and this music is in my this music is like making it sad why is this music making it sad how do i turn this milk bro stop music is my jam bro

I think you’re high yo my bro bro yo yo yo yo yo yo turn this music bro turn it off god damn why just what what are you doing like ted why bro why are you in my what are you doing i found a pretty flower for you no

Thank you hey you stole my flower get my flower back thank you very much this guy trying to steal my flower no hell no oh hell no bro you know bro hell nah bro what do we do hell nah bro you know what you know what you know

What just listen okay listen all right listen okay listen where am i going stop stop stop why are you turning red what are you stop bro move out the way 1v1 there’s a wager oh my gosh bro i cannot do this [ __ ] bro come here speed cannot [ __ ] do this dog

Where are you bro wait wait just wait wait wait wait this is wait for one this is not how you play minecraft bro why you know what bro you know what bro let’s build our base okay get a lot of dirt okay build our banks yeah bro let’s build our

Base okay let’s just be ohio okay let’s be ohio all right because we we like you feeling like we about to leave okay we about to leave this spot we got a bill high so we’re going to [Applause] why because you just have to now feel dumb am i building it

Nope like this okay i don’t have that many blocks oh my god you’re so high what are you doing up there speed jump jump speed speed yo like people are just so [ __ ] dumb bro why yo dumbass dumbass that’s why i said gather dirt gather the dirt

Do you not know how to play this game in this boat it’s not pre-recorded oh my you know what bro i ain’t gonna lie i’m not finished [ __ ] i’m not just in it mods if i don’t time everybody who’s saying pre-recorder bro tell me my

Stream but get them on my stream bro get them on my stream bro get them out get them on my stream get them out get them out please tell them out get them out my stream get them out get them out tell them on my stream get them on my stream

God damn how dumb are you bro i’m building a pre house damn it’s freak bro dude it is 7 51 march 24th thursday god damn all right come on get out of zero okay dirt yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yo

My dirt yup yup no no no no no no no no no no keep it keep going because we have to build high if you want to feel dirt huh stick my dirt bro there you go you know what [ __ ] you bro i can’t i can’t you know why you know i can’t

Play with a dumb ass bro i simply cannot play with it where are you going speed oh [ __ ] what about that how are you gonna why are you [ __ ] i can’t run anymore i don’t care i don’t know what’s happening i don’t care anything i need food yup

Get some food and get food yourself bro go find some food bro find some food can you get me food no why you don’t listen jeffy listen i am listening no you’re not i’m your best minecraft player where you wet where you at where you at bro you know

What i ain’t gonna lie bro dawg yo bro like this is crazy bro like i started another hippo where where where where where where [Applause] oh [ __ ] damn bro can you do that i can’t find where you at i might have just killed myself but i’m not gonna lie bro

I might assembly just kill myself oh i see you where i see you hold away they got an octopus in this ain’t going octopussy where are you at speed oh i’m trying to get the i’m trying to get the meat from it oh there’s a raccoon what are you talking about

Bro what are you i’m just killing the raccoon the rescuers won’t be my friend bro i need some neighbors give me something give me some meat give me some meat give me some meat that’s not a raccoon give me give me the meat give me me give

Me the meat you need me to me there you go there me good looks good look good look let me get right here thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you i told you i was so good minecraft thank you thank you

You you actually gave me some meat bro thank you bro you want some more meat yeah yeah yeah there you go yeah that’s a whole ass that’s a whole ass raccoon right there go look good look mom thank you jeff yeah thank you jeffy real soon what this flower too yeah flower

Thank you bro oh there’s no hippo no it’s not a hippo [Applause] bro calm down jeffy just i’m down yes calm down just chill where you go you killed me did you die yes to you calm down you suck at minecraft you just died where you go speed see look what

It’s getting dark out i know it’s what i’m saying follow me bro follow me where are you oh my gosh go back to the uh respawn yeah go back to this i’m buying our pretty house do i go in there oh wait hold on are you at the house

I’m buying a pretty house oh i see you i see you i see i see you i see you oh hp all right bro we all right we have to keep each other safe okay keep each other’s shape like this yep keep each other safe we just gotta sit

Like this no stick together okay stick together what about like that not no bro no no no no they stick together okay no stick together do we get more wood kill no i’ll kill him kill him kill him kill him who hit him right right here [Applause]

You have a sword in your hand kill him do you want a flower no thank the flower what is he doing kill him with the sword kill him kill him i can’t i don’t have anything kill him with the sword you got the sword broke kill him

No it’s me the [ __ ] are you doing kill him i just don’t know what to do bro kill him i’m in the water oh my god bro i’m on this I can’t do this dude did we survive jeffy no bro kill him with the [ __ ] sword i did oh you did not i don’t even know what you’re talking about kill him kill who i already killed him and you know hippo jeff jeffy over here okay oh he’s back i’m killing them [Applause]

Oh oh no my sword broke die dragon die die die yeah i killed dragon gang is jeffy doing good boy why no talking I bet you more meat oh spin where you go speed hello feed your buy a pretty house come back jeffy listen to me okay what just chill relax bro relax and chill bro chill and relax you know relax and chill yes relax and chill the black guy is back

Where’s the black guy at he’s back what’s up man no no no no no no no no no jeffy jeffy look our friend over here okay he’s our friend all right your friend yeah yeah yeah he’s our friend over here ah oh no no don’t kill him don’t kill me stop

He’s a dragon stop i just die what the [ __ ] they just told me that i died did you do this why did you kill me oh you done you shoved i just came i just came i can’t play with this guy bro i just i just [ __ ] can’t i can’t