Logdotzip – Minecraft Mobs if they were bad at their jobs

These Minecraft mobs are failing at their jobs they might even get fired skeletons aren’t shooting straight creepers won’t blow up so maybe I should step in and help them before they get laid off this here’s the mob Factory and this is where they train all the mobs in

Minecraft to become good at their jobs they brought me in as a consultant to make sure that they are doing what needs to be done oh boy I sure hope I can be a good manager oh yeah hey I was supposed to meet with this guy or girl hi

Etsy what’s up with you crippled cow cough cough oh the Villager Engineers here welcome to the Mob Factory yes yes I’ve been known to be called villager engineer from oh attack why are you so inflamed down there before mob just sent to the vanilla game they’re tested in

This facility I bet you knew that already yeah well I have a favor to ask recently I got inflamated Udders yeah it’s not pretty yeah I could have told you that one crippled cow Betsy I could use the liquid locator to heal you can

Find it in the farmer Tool Shed oh I saw that sign over there before the closed off area well the sheds right in here I how do I um I’m not big enough to make it in here but luckily we found a hold up area on this side and hey now that

We’ve got the liquid located Betsy I’m gonna suck those out of this dry and heal you that’s that’s the only attention to edit thank you for the help guide villager engineer you can have this liquid locator hey it worked now it’s absorbed a lot of lava as well

That’s why Betsy was inflamed wait I got lava in this thing right click the liquid locator to shoot a burst of fire whoa whoa oh my goodness spicy milk that sounds pretty cool I think well we definitely can’t let cows with lava Udders in game so I’m glad I helped them

Out with their job and what are you looking at by the way in fact what’s going on over here is that the nether man this mob Factory has it all up oh hey whoa what happened to the Sheep it’s got no wool sick sheep hey oh look who

Showed up the new villager engineer I suppose yeah nice uh hairdo you know I was supposed to show you around here but I am not great in great shape as you can see well you know I’ve had bad experiences at the barber before as well all my wool fell off due to the

Chemicals we use in this Factory oh somebody called OSHA how am I supposed to go around like this yeah you know that things happen sometimes I’ve heard the farmer keeps hair growth serum inside his house could you grab it for me well this is the farmer’s house but I

Don’t see any doors ah here we go the entrance is locked well turned into lava perhaps nah it doesn’t work what am I supposed to do oh whoa whoa what happened dude I think hold on a second yeah we can use this thing to oh incredible also I’m almost dead well

Maybe we can use this thing in fact in a different way sneak on into the chimney perhaps there we go baby we’re in oh gosh Farmers don’t attack me please I’m here to help you with your staff that’s although I do enjoy setting things on fire from time to time

Neutralized I think yeah we got him exit doors seal the hold on a second we need a serum maybe it’s behind here we go Baby Come to Papa and now the exit’s nice and clear we can go right on back to our sheepy friend here’s your hair

Growth serum and uh I’ll get you in contact with new Barber take my special item it will cushion your Falls now you’re ready to go into the night room I’ll activate the ladder whoa wait hold on a second what is this wool armor look the workers over there they’re jealous

Y’all look good okay but let’s see what’s up here clear out all the debris well it looks like this part of the mob Factory is done but there’s apparently a night room Observatory that we can check out as well oh whoa this place is huge look at all these structures the bottom

Settings for this area are a little off yeah no kidding we’re gonna do some serious performance reviews with all of these people if they ever want a chance at getting better at their jobs like seriously who let the rats out to play this is absurdity oh but it’s at the

Spawn point quick oh whoa sleeping on the job huh sulking Skeleton Man I’m so tired all the other skeletons already left but I will not give up on my training oh hello villager engineer hey don’t aim that at me you look a bit different than what I

Expected but whatever what is it my nose you see I’ve been training all day non-stop to become a perfect shooter but I forgot something crucial yes let me guess picture of your mama to keep you company I left my automatic aimer in the Ravine could you retrieve it there are

Fear of wolves that love to munch on Bones and I am a skeleton well with my wool armor on I hope I’m not attracting any extra attention from wolves either oh gosh oh Library review I’m dangerous whoa did that sheep just come out of my

Armor it did hey you could at least help me with some backup cheap well this looks like the Ravine the skeleton was talking about but I don’t take fall damage because of my amazing armor oh and this looks promising we do have an angry wolf protecting this chest right

Here but that’s okay I’ll just set him on fire that’s not a problem sheep oh look it’s distracting him get out grab the Rosalina go oh fire go up faster well I don’t think that we needed either of these things but maybe there’s something further over here yeah look

The bookshelves they keep coming and check this out another goodie now in one fell yes stop aiming that thing at me man I’m coming here’s your aimer much better huh oh this is it I’ll finally be able to hit the targets get on my spare crossbow

I don’t want your cross button oh oh no no no I definitely want this crossbow look at this thing right click to charge up the automatic crossbow to fire multiple shots at the same time I’m sorry sheep this is what you get for not helping me earlier man you were just bad

Friends and we can also apparently use it to flip levers with the shot arrows let’s see a beautiful flipped right on on oh here’s a guy nasty bored it’s the calmed creeper ugh another day at the mob Factory what a joke well that’s how it goes sounds like someone that know

How to do their job um hello oh you’re that Village engineer guy everyone’s been talking about recently yes the one and only a good looking block.zip subscribe well since you’re here I guess I could use your help you see I’m unable to explode um I don’t know if I should be helping

Things explode if you flip all the generator levers I can charge up the generator to be able to explode finally um well cop creeper you’ve placed me into an incredibly moral dilemma I don’t know if it’s important that I should help people you know blow up it seems oh God

Call off your cousin Well hey from the top of this mountain I can see all of the different levers that we’re gonna need to hit to turn on I don’t know if I’m gonna reach this one all the way over there but we give it a shot uh why don’t we stick to the closer

Ones instead boom and I believe this is the last one beach room door has been opened huh thanks for that you should be able to use the generator doors to reach the beach room see you soon okay whoa ugly creeper camo whoa I just went invisible and I see

Particles all over the place I also saw some up here at the top of the mountain I think this is the beach room okay down the hallway and here we are oh my goodness this looks lovely grab a boat from the barrel so you don’t get your

Feet wet I gotta say for a bunch of mobs that are bad at their jobs they’ve got some pretty sweet amenities here oh and we’ve got a new friend as well hello there what happened to you embarrassed Enderman hello villager engineer you look never mind it’s nice to meet you at

This point you might have noticed that some of the mobs produced here are defective yeah no kidding these guys aren’t getting mad at me when I look at them the wrong way and as much as it hurts me to say I too am one of those defective mobs oh I could have guessed

That will you help me out yes I can help you the other Enderman make fun of me for how I walk could you cover me up with your creeper camo oh well I thought it was for creepers but yeah we can give it a shot I suppose

Whoa hey look he’s got the particles too and none of the Enderman are looking at him they’re all looking at me instead nice and look just in the nick of time he made it all the way past no problems you guys gotta watch your staring at it

Seriously all right we made it thank you for supporting me here take my special item you’ve earned it nice see what happens when you don’t stare you get chest plates that probably don’t fit you oh a water vest what the Enderman water vest will make you extremely fast while

Swimming underwater and you’ll be able to breathe nice but we’ll get to that in a bit let’s make the next well I wanted to use it right away what the heck is going on here oh now we got more company somewhere whoa look at that guy untucked Turtle oh

No the drown will get me if I’m not fast enough I don’t even have my shell on yeah that’s like nice eat me or fuel I’ve never seen that before that was a close one swimming around these drowned infested Water by the shell is dangerous you know that makes

Sense you must be the engineer guy well since you’re here you may as well give me a helping hand man can’t you call like OSHA or something I mean ocean one of the two I’ve lost my shell somewhere under the water please find it you might

Have to mine your way to it man these asks well we’ve got a pickaxe right here and I’m gonna wear this new piece of armor and look at this we swim like it’s going out of style so fast so hot and I ain’t losing any breath either come on

Down sucker man I ain’t okay well he’s still strong oh gosh this I’m swimming so fast I’m like swimming right into him if you could not oh what is that over there hey this must be what we use the pickaxe on get it yeah and look this chest plate

Makes it super easy to mine as well I am excited don’t worry Mr Turtle even know you’re bad at your job I’m good at your job so I’m gonna get you a turtle shell no time I’m coming there you are Mr Turtle you gonna wear it get all that

Swimming for nothing oh seeing you fight with those drowns was exciting I changed my mind you could have my shell so enjoy the thrill of the fun well let’s do with this thing whoa I can click to do something and the nether room is now accessible that must be where this

Ladder leads well hold on a second yo I gotta get used to this thing whoa whoa one of my Mario Brothers dude oh my goodness ah this is awesome and so are you for subscribing meanwhile looks like this Factory is about to break there’s smoke coming from the area we’re gonna

Have to help the rest of these mobs as soon as possible can’t even keep their Factory clean there’s blocks covering all the paths all right the next whoa room whoa there’s blazes oh gosh everywhere can I use the shield what’s good oh I shot one back at him

And still are those all missed you you must be joking the answer whoa whoa nasty are you friend or Foe look at that thing burned out Blaze that was a nice and warm bath but still I’m unable to produce Flames well you’re able to catch Flames oh would you look

At that a villager engineer here in the nether section of the factory yeah sure villager engineer how can I help you I’ve heard you’ve been helping out a bunch of mobs around here could you help me did you know I just hear what I just said gotta pay closer attention no

Wonder you’re bad at your job on the other side of the Lava Lake there’s a ruined Bastion I see it find the blaze Fuel and bring it to me oh gosh oh we gotta be ready with our shell yes I’m happy to help you out okay but you’ve

Got to maybe call off your friends I got an idea though yes baby we can kind of use the turtle shell to get across but these guys are angry okay be quick be quick they’re so close to me oh I see a chest oh is it just get

It oh I don’t even know what I grabbed but we gotta get out of here okay pass over as soon as possible come on hey I lived nothing bad happened burned out Blaze thank you but I know your secret you’re no villager engineer you’re a player I will burn you wait did

He just start working against me oh gosh he is he’s trying to attack me this is not how it was supposed to happen homeboy I thought we were friends now I gotta take you out one step at a time hey that wasn’t that bad burning path oh

I’m sad because my friend died oh I mean so I’m trying to figure out how this path works and I discovered that if we use it it will actually create a block path that slowly travels up it is incredible so I figure we should investigate some of these steaming smoking stops

Okay this is gonna be the strategy we’re gonna make a path get up to those pipes I see a fence up there and I want to know what is going on so we have to be very quick I’m gonna get my liquid locator ready in the case this path

Breaks there we go we made it just barely okay but this looks promising oh whoa what happened to you buddy half your body’s gone hello kind engineer it’s nice to meet you as you can see the situation this room is chaotic yeah no kidding no one thinks I’m human everyone

Thinks I’m a villager blazes have invaded the place moving through a mistakenly lit nether portal that destroyed the Bastion too I thought they worked here oh you might be wondering what happened to my legs you see I was created here in the nether area of the

Factory sorry to hear part of my body wasn’t attached to me could you use your liquid locator on me a couple of times this should do it yes I’m happy to whoa what why did that guy show up I I do not like whoa you didn’t tell me that you

Were bringing friends to this party come on dude oh it worked hey check it out all right get out of my way thank you for your help now you can use this Central hallway area I’m unlocking the door for you oh awesome well that was more of a destroying the door but you

Know hey details details details Meanwhile your friends no survivors oh he dropped something I’d even noticed this before what do we have Iron Fist and now we got to make it through the central hallway oh gosh I am glad I had my wool armor on all right sheep stay

Out of my way whoa this is a powerful Fist and we might need it there’s a lot of creatures up ahead as well nice and cleared through why don’t we use our burning path to get right on over now this I think we could use some of this

Oh gosh that was close we gotta get through as soon as possible okay I think we’re safe just barely I’m not trying to deal with these drowns either so why don’t we turtle shell our way right on down huh what do we have here for employees only uh yeah I don’t

Think so Mob D materializer interesting y’all are trying to get trained as well huh not today boys all gone my job here is done how do I get out oh my job here is done